[F4M] The Tour. [Aussie Slang]

Hi and welcome. I'll be your tour guide for today.
You've chosen to go on the rare tour of the map of Tasmania. On the way you will see many wondrous sights. But just a few things before we begin. Please no littering or smoking on the tour. Do try to keep up with me, I know the temptation of wandering off and discovering interesting things can be very alluring. Also, no flash photography.
Okay without further to do, let's get going.
Coming up on your left and right are two beautiful mountains. Often referred to as the twin peaks. Notice their smooth formation and pointed summits.
Continuing on now, we cross the flat plains and head towards a small natural lake. Locals call it belly button billabong. Great place for taking a dip when the weather warms up.
Finally we approach our destination. If you take a look out your window you will begin to see the slight rise of the map. Where there is usually dense forest, note the smooth land left behind after a clearing. But don't worry, this land is protected and will re grow once again.
Moving on, we come to the middle of the map, which is split in two. A deep valley running straight down. Take a look as we delve deeper. The creases, and the way the land folds. Take particular notice of the small formation just here. It's a favourite of the local inhabitants.
There is a wonderful cave system to explore for the adventurous among you. Spelunking is such fun.
If you'll just take a look right in here. Oh yes, that's it. A little deeper. And again. Yes. <improvise to orgasm>
Well that concludes our tour for today. I hope you've enjoyed yourself. Any questions?