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- The commander of Chinese Army troops calls to the US and proposes war:
- Hello Americans, we want to declare you a war, what do you say?
- American: At this moment it is not possible, our troops are in Iraq and Afghanistan, and we are also doing "stabilizing" in Syria, so for economic reasons, it is off, call Russia, I think they will agree.
- The Chinese call to Russia and start talking in the same way:
- Hello brothers Russians, we want to declare war for you, what do you say?
- Russian: At present, there is no such possibility, we are not very clear about the situation with Georgia, Chechnya, Ukraine, Syria and Turkey, so there is no way for new armed conflicts.
- Chinese: Who can we fight with at last?
- Russian: Call to Poland!
- Chinese: Where? To Poland? What country is that?
- Russian: Yes, it is our neighbors, a very brave nation, about 40 million people, with a rich history of war. They will not refuse you.
- Chinese: Okay, let's be Poland.
- Chinese call to Poland and start the conversation: - Hello, call from China. We Chinese want to declare war on you!
- Pole: To us?
- Chinese: - Yes, to you Poles
- Pole: And how many are you?
- Chinese: 3 billion
- Pole: HOW MANY!?
- Chinese: 3 billion
- Chinese smiles and thinks "they are giving up"
- Pole: - Oh, fucking man! where we will bury you all?
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