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  1. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. Why does Stranger 2 keep disconnecting?
  4. Stranger 1: I don't know
  5. Stranger 2: ;.; I don't know.
  6. Stranger 1: Its so sad
  7. Stranger 2: Amen.
  8. Stranger 1: STRANGER 2 WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL ???
  9. Stranger 2: Y U NO STAY?
  10. Stranger 2: MAKE YOURSELF COMFY YOU HOMOSEXUAL.
  11. Stranger 1: I JUST DON'T KNOW I JUST DON'T
  12. Stranger 1: what homosexual?
  13. Stranger 2: This one <3
  14. Stranger 2: Well stay. Stranger 1 likes people's presences.
  15. Stranger 1: Well this explains alot
  16. Stranger 2: Yes. Yes it does.
  17. Stranger 1: Yeah i'm just going to get my things and go
  18. Stranger 2: DONT LEAVE ME BABY
  19. Stranger 2: COME BACKKK
  20. Stranger 2: ILL PAY THE RENTT
  21. Stranger 1: this just isn't working im sorry
  22. Stranger 2: ILL PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT
  23. Stranger 2: ILL RENEW OUR VOWS.
  24. Stranger 2: I WON'T CHEAT ON YOU
  25. Stranger 1: You won't change you never have and never will
  26. Stranger 2: EVER AGAINNN
  27. Stranger 2: I PROMISE BABE. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN?
  28. Stranger 1: See there it is we are through
  29. Stranger 2: FUCK YOU BONQUISHA.
  30. Stranger 1: BECAUSE YOU DON'T LISTEN
  31. Stranger 2: YES I DOOO. BONQUISHA COME BACK BABY.
  32. Stranger 1: LINDA YOU BITCH THIS IS OVER
  33. Stranger 1: I AM A STRONG -INDEPENDENT- BLACK WOMAN AND DON'T NEED YOU
  34. Stranger 2: BONQUISHA FUCK YOU. YOU MY BABY MOMMA AND YOU FUCKIN OTHER HOES.
  35. Stranger 1: WELL I CAN'T WAIT FOR A PERSON THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE
  36. Stranger 2: I HAVEN'T CHANGED BABY
  37. Stranger 2: I'VE GROWN AS A PERSON
  38. Stranger 2: I HAVE A STABLE JOB NOW AS A STRIPPER
  39. Stranger 1: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOUR
  40. Stranger 2: BONQUISHA OUR KIDS NEED US.
  41. Stranger 1: NO IM TAKING THEM WITH ME
  42. Stranger 2: DONTTTTT TYRONE!
  43. Stranger 2: SHIT TYRONE. BONQUISHA WHERE DID TYRONE GO?
  44. Stranger 1: TYRONE GET IN THE CAR NOW
  45. Stranger 2: NO. YOU LOST JIM
  46. Stranger 2: HIM-
  47. Stranger 1: JIM SEE YOU BITCH WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A JIM
  48. Stranger 1: TYRONE GET IN THE FUCKING CAR
  49. Stranger 2: AUTOCORRECTT
  50. Stranger 1: YEAH YOU NEED SOME BITCH
  51. Stranger 2: TYRONE STAY WITH ME IF YOU WANT FOOD
  52. Stranger 1: AND GO NO WERE IN LIVE YOUR A BRIGHT PERSON TYRONE DON'T DO THIS
  53. Stranger 1: LIFE-
  54. Stranger 2: TYRONE I WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
  55. Stranger 1: LETS GO TYRONE SOME PEOPLE NEED HELP THIS IS ONE OF THEM LETS GO
  56. Stranger 2: TYRELL WOULD HATE YOU
  57. Stranger 2: BONQUISHA WILL NEVER TREAT YOU FAIRLY. SHE WILL EAR YOUR ICE CREAM AND BABY FOOD.
  58. Stranger 2: THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR BABY FOOD.
  59. Stranger 1: LINDA YOU NEED TO GO BACK IN SIDE THIS IS OVER
  60. Stranger 1: TYRONE IS COMING WITH ME GOOD BYE
  61. Stranger 2: NO. TYRONE IS WITH ME SEE. SEE? IM FILING A RESTRAINING ORDER
  62. Stranger 1: GOOD LUCK YOU CANT EVEN READ
  63. Stranger 2: THAT KID CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA IS MINE.
  64. Stranger 1: O NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
  65. Stranger 2: I WENT TO 3RD GRADE I CAN READ
  66. Stranger 2: YES I DID BITCH. ILL PULL OUT YOUR WEAVE
  67. Stranger 2: ILL CLAW YOU LIKE WOLVERINE.
  68. Stranger 1: TYRONE CALL THE POLICE WE NEED HELP
  69. Stranger 2: NO TYRONE SIT YOUR ASS INSIDE AND PLAY WTH YOUR POTATO.
  70. Stranger 2: THIS IS FOR GROWNUPS
  71. Stranger 1: HE WANTS MORE IN LIFE THAN A FUCKING POTATO MAYBE A WATERMELON OR A GRAPE FRUIT NOT FUCKING POTATO
  72. Stranger 1: OKAY TYRONE PUT THE POTATO DOWN YOU ARE NOT TELLING ANY BUDDY WHAT TO DO
  73. Stranger 2: YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD GREASE FOR YOUR BLACK ASS HAIR. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ELECTROCUTED. TELL ME HOW YOU CAN AFFORD WATERMELON? OR KFC
  74. Stranger 2: TYRONE PICK THAT SHIT UP OR WE AIN'T GOING TO THE FOOD KITCHEN TONIGHT
  75. Stranger 1: I BET YOU WOULD WAN'T HIM TO PLAY WITH COTTON YOU CRACKER ASS BITCH
  76. Stranger 1: TYRONE GET IN THE CAR NOW
  77. Stranger 2: IM MEXICAN BITCHHHHHHH. YES I WOULD. COTTON IS FREE BECAUSE HE PICKS IT HIMSELF. HE COULD BUILD YOU A STRAIGHTENER.
  78. Stranger 2: TYRONE. YOU MOVE AND IM SHOOTING YOU.
  79. Stranger 2: OR IM SENDING YOU TO MILITARY SCHOOL
  80. Stranger 1: SEE YOU HOSTILE FUCK GET AWAY FROM MY TYRONE
  81. Stranger 2: THAT'S RIGHT FOOD STAMPS CANGET YOUR UGLY ASS INTO MILITARY SCHOOL. HE'S MINE BITCH
  82. Stranger 1: LIKE YOUR STRIPPER ASS IS GOING TO GET ANYMORE THAN A NICKLE FOR ALL ITS FLOPPING IT DOES
  83. Stranger 2: ACTUALLY LAST NIGHT I GOT US OFF WELFARE.
  84. Stranger 2: THAT'S AMAZING IN ITSELF.
  85. Stranger 1: YOU YOU DID?
  86. Stranger 2: YES. I DID. I GOT US OFF WELLFARE. WE'RE HIGH CLASS NOW BITCH. WELL ME. SINCE YOU'RE LEAVING ME.
  87. Stranger 1: LINDA WERE DID THIS ALL COME FROM YOU NEVER DID A THING AND THEN THIS
  88. Stranger 2: I WANTED TO SAVE OUR FAMILY!!
  89. Stranger 1: MAYBE YOU HAVE CHANGED
  90. Stranger 2: BABY WILL YOU COME BACK TO ME?
  91. Stranger 1: HOW COULD I RESIST THAT STRIPPER ASS YES I WILL COME BACK
  92. Stranger 2: YES OMFG. TYRONE TONIGHT WE WILL DINE AT THE WATERMELON PATCH
  93. Stranger 1: LINDA KFC?
  94. Stranger 1: LETS TREAT OR SELVES
  95. Stranger 2: OH OKAY. WELL ACTUALLY WHAT ABOUT CHURCH'S CHICKEN. THAT'S WHERE US HIGH CLASS NEGROS GO
  96. Stranger 1: LINDA? EVEN THOUGH YOUR MY DIRTY SPIC YOU GOT A NEGRO HEART ALL THE WAY
  97. Stranger 2: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. MY SOUL IS STRONG AND AMAZING AND IM AMAZING BONQUISHA. CAN WE STILL SEND TYRONE AWAY??
  98. Stranger 1: YEAH SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT
  99. Stranger 2: YESS ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED
  100. Stranger 2: TYRONE WALK YOUR ASS TO CHILD SERVICES
  101. Stranger 1: AND HE CAN TAKE THAT GOD DAMN RANCID POTATO WITH HIM
  102. Stranger 2: YES HE CAN. IT WAS STANKY OH MY GAWD I THOUGHT A FUCKING DOG DIED THIS MORNINF
  103. Stranger 1: YUP LINDA THIS IS A HAPPY ENDING LETS RAISE A DRUM STICK AND NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
  104. Stranger 2: (This is probably the most legit conversation I've ever had on omegle.) YES. AND OUR DIET COKES. WE DONT WANNA GET FAT.
  105. Stranger 1: (Best time on this site ever) I THOUGH IT WAS GRAPE SODA BUT WHO CARES
  106. Stranger 2: NO IT'S SYNTHETIC WATERMELON. (God I haven't laughed this hard in too long.)
  107. Stranger 1: (The best part is all the shit we said man that was fun)
  108. Stranger 2: (Oh god ik ik. I was rolling on my living room floor)
  109. Stranger 1: (Okay i'm out I have to take a piss I need to save this for my friends though)
  110. Stranger 2: Do you have a kik stranger.
  111. Stranger 2: ILL MISS YOU BABY.
  112. Stranger 1: Na I don't sorry
  113. Stranger 2: Awh fuck. Well bye stranger. See you never <\3
  114. Stranger 1: Yeah I only wish more people could have this much fun like this on here
  115. Stranger 2: Amen. All the way.
  116. Stranger 1: Take care of Tyrone Im taking all the money bitch LOL
  117. Stranger 2: Fuck you. I'm shooting him.
  118. Stranger 1: Man I have been holding in this piss okay bye
  119. Stranger 1 has disconnected
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