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- I. PREAMBLE
- I, Albert James Van Der Linde hereby declare this to be my final will and testament. I am close enough to being sound of mind and body as I write this. Legal council of this matter shall be left to the Foundation legal advisors, whoever they are.
- II. DIRECTIVES ON PERSONAL EFFECTS
- My parents Colt revolvers are to go to Seth Albert Van Der Linde.
- My scrapbook is to go to Elizabeth Jane Gilmoure.
- My photo albums are to go to Cheryl Heather Fehn, along with my saddle.
- My camp set and all it's contents are to be left to Alma Trixie Taylor.
- My missives, diaries and memoirs are to be given to Emily Sarah Van Der Linde. As is my property in South Dakota.
- I leave my hip flask to one Pauline Wisniewski.
- To Katie and Laura Moodie, I leave my pair of colt peacemakers and belts.
- All other possessions are to be handled as seen fit by my family and friends.
- III. TRANSFER OF FUNDS
- All currency, inculding that which was obtained in my youth, is to be evenly distributed in seven equal shares to Seth Albert Van Der Linde, Elizabeth Jane Gilmoure, Cheryl Heather Fehn, Alma Trixie Taylor, Emily Sarah Van Der Linde, Laura Moodie and Katie Moodie.
- IV. INSTRUCTIONS OF BODILY REMAINS
- My body is to buried in the cave under the tree, located 45 miles east of Silent Stead, Colorado. All but military, police and government officials may attend.
- Signed,
- Albert James Van Der Linde
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