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- >Be human warlock
- >Made a deal with an eldritch abomination for magic
- >Pretty sure it gave you a eldritch horror's penis as a catalyst
- >End up forming a party with other magic users
- >Get called the Squishy Squad by other parties at the guild
- >Party members are a smug catboy arcane trickster that keeps flirting with anything with a pulse and penis
- >A tired of everyone's shit bunny boy sorcerer who's wild magic causes wardrobe malfunctions on him or the party
- >A wizard rat twink wizard who is old enough to be your father but is still somehow a virgin
- >And finally there's you
- >What hijinks will your party get into?
- >Who knows.
- >You walk into the guild hall and into registration
- >The bored receptionist looks up from his paperwork
- >"Yes?"
- "Uh... I'm Anon, we talked yesterday about me being set up with a party?"
- >"Oh right... You. Uhhhhh let me seeee...."
- >You can tell the guy is dragging this along to take up time
- >"Aaaaalright yeah your request was accepted by... Fuck man i actually feel bad for you. So here's where they are and I fucking pity you."
- "What's wrong with them?"
- >"You'll see. Alright, NEXT!!"
- >You fuck off and go off to find your new party
- >Why do you have a bad feeling about this?
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