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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. Friday, August 15, 2014
  3. 7:40 PM - agitating skeleton entered chat.
  4. 7:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
  5. 7:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
  6. 7:40 PM - Trooper-Guy1 has been invited to chat.
  7. 7:40 PM - Surd has been invited to chat.
  8. 7:40 PM - Surd entered chat.
  9. 7:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: now don't get your panties in a twist, we aren't starting yet
  10. 7:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb
  11. 7:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R disconnected.
  12. 7:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: gg
  13. 7:42 PM - agitating skeleton: he can't read that you know
  14. 7:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I am aware
  15. 7:42 PM - agitating skeleton: you're gging into the void
  16. 7:42 PM - agitating skeleton: :v
  17. 7:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: good
  18. 7:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: he doesn't deserve my gg
  19. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
  20. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: hmm yes much better
  21. 7:43 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I hope you're not still fussing with your ui
  22. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ah god dammit
  23. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: they made the font size smaller
  24. 7:43 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i am still fussin
  25. 7:43 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: have you been fussing with your ui all fucking day
  26. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no
  27. 7:44 PM - agitating skeleton: I like the new ui :v
  28. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i hate it
  29. 7:44 PM - agitating skeleton: dunno what you've got against it, Wing
  30. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i don't like change
  31. 7:44 PM - agitating skeleton: I don't like the blue icon, that's pretty much it
  32. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: too many colors in too make places
  33. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it looks weird
  34. 7:44 PM - agitating skeleton: yeah, like uh
  35. 7:44 PM - agitating skeleton: blue
  36. 7:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I don't notice any difference in layout or anything at all
  37. 7:44 PM - agitating skeleton: and gray
  38. 7:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: just some changed elements
  39. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I hate the blue
  40. 7:44 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and I hate the new borders
  41. 7:44 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: feeling blue about it?
  42. 7:44 PM - Surd: Does anyone know how to keep steamwebhelper.exe from launching?
  43. 7:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that's borderline retarded
  44. 7:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and also the changed some fonts and highlighting on some icons doesn't work
  45. 7:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yiu can't stop the webhelper
  46. 7:45 PM - agitating skeleton: I'm guessing there's no way to stop it
  47. 7:45 PM - agitating skeleton: yeah
  48. 7:45 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: cant stop wont stop
  49. 7:45 PM - agitating skeleton: why would you, are you on a toaster like I used to be and need every 50 mb of ram? :v
  50. 7:46 PM - Surd: I run chrome, it starts up two processes for every tab I have open
  51. 7:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: lol
  52. 7:46 PM - Surd: My laptop also has some heating issues
  53. 7:46 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: feel the burn
  54. 7:46 PM - agitating skeleton: pretty much the same situation I'm in
  55. 7:46 PM - agitating skeleton: well, I think I got rid of the overheating finally
  56. 7:47 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb
  57. 7:47 PM - agitating skeleton: took a fuckin' bios change
  58. 7:47 PM - Wing Attack Plan R disconnected.
  59. 7:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: gg
  60. 7:47 PM - agitating skeleton: never, ever buy an acer laptop
  61. 7:47 PM - Surd: I tried cleaning out dust for the first time in five years.
  62. 7:47 PM - Surd: Hopefully that solves it.
  63. 7:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
  64. 7:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: agasfsfA?
  65. 7:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: no
  66. 7:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: goddamit
  67. 7:48 PM - agitating skeleton: yeagh
  68. 7:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: what font is this current
  69. 7:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ly
  70. 7:48 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: is this arial?
  71. 7:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: the one that displays text
  72. 7:48 PM - agitating skeleton: yeah it looks like arial
  73. 7:48 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: in a readable fashion
  74. 7:48 PM - agitating skeleton: if you're not sure
  75. 7:49 PM - agitating skeleton: snap a screenshot, cut out a part with the text
  76. 7:49 PM - agitating skeleton: and plug it into this http://www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/
  77. 7:49 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: takes too much time
  78. 7:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and restarting steam every 5 minutes doesn't?
  79. 7:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: wanna fite?
  80. 7:51 PM - agitating skeleton: FONT FIGHT
  81. 7:51 PM - agitating skeleton: FONT FIGHT
  82. 7:53 PM - agitating skeleton: goddamn I love how retardedly op you can get in this game
  83. 7:53 PM - agitating skeleton: explosive ammo minigun? don't mind if I do
  84. 7:53 PM - agitating skeleton: a super shotgun that can drop a hell baron in one blast? sure thing buddy
  85. 7:54 PM - Trooper-Guy1 entered chat.
  86. 7:54 PM - Trooper-Guy1: hello
  87. 7:54 PM - agitating skeleton: sup
  88. 7:55 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: http://i.imgur.com/WaQx58L.png
  89. 7:55 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I would have run it through needsmorejpeg but it was 502ing
  90. 7:56 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: brb
  91. 7:56 PM - agitating skeleton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
  92. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R disconnected.
  93. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
  94. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: asda
  95. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: HAHA
  96. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I DID IT FUCKERS
  97. 8:00 PM - Surd: What?
  98. 8:00 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 16 SIZE FONT BABY OH YEAH
  99. 8:01 PM - Surd: It looks the same size to me.
  100. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: well thats because you don't have the initiative and insane mind of moi in order to get your font size that big
  101. 8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: you wish your font size was as big as mine
  102. 8:02 PM - agitating skeleton: goddammit, 16 pt?
  103. 8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye babe
  104. 8:03 PM - agitating skeleton: the skin I used to use had like a 8pt font
  105. 8:03 PM - agitating skeleton: and it was just right
  106. 8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 8pt
  107. 8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: the fuck
  108. 8:03 PM - agitating skeleton: are you like coke bottle glasses level of blind or
  109. 8:03 PM - Surd: 8pt reads like the rosetta stone
  110. 8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: sometimes
  111. 8:03 PM - Surd: Tiny letters, and completely indecipherable.
  112. 8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: my eyes get really dry sometimes and I can't see shit even if I do wear glasses
  113. 8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: exactly
  114. 8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: you can read it
  115. 8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: but its so tiny that its just a core
  116. 8:04 PM - agitating skeleton: i don't like large fonts
  117. 8:05 PM - agitating skeleton: small ones mean I don't have to scroll as much :v
  118. 8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: i dont like you
  119. 8:05 PM - agitating skeleton: holdover from when I used to rock an ancient 1024x762 screen, I suppose
  120. 8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I don't think I ever want to upgrade to 1920x1080
  121. 8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: too big of a res
  122. 8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: everything starts to look too small
  123. 8:07 PM - agitating skeleton: to each his own, I guess :v
  124. 8:07 PM - agitating skeleton: anyway
  125. 8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: plus you get a better fps with 1440x900
  126. 8:08 PM - agitating skeleton: 1920x1080 has been around for quite a while
  127. 8:08 PM - Surd: How come they don't make square monitors?
  128. 8:08 PM - agitating skeleton: but I still think it's goddamn ginormous
  129. 8:08 PM - agitating skeleton: :v
  130. 8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: they did
  131. 8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its called 4:3
  132. 8:08 PM - agitating skeleton: I mean c'mon that's a tv res
  133. 8:10 PM - agitating skeleton: goddammit, Dan
  134. 8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we starting now?
  135. 8:10 PM - agitating skeleton: just like you to fuck off just as we're about to start
  136. 8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Dan died?
  137. 8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: o
  138. 8:10 PM - agitating skeleton: he brb'd
  139. 8:12 PM - Surd: What's the name of the diceroom again?
  140. 8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: falloutpnp
  141. 8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: unless you mean the website which is rolz
  142. 8:12 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: back
  143. 8:12 PM - agitating skeleton disconnected.
  144. 8:12 PM - agitating skeleton entered chat.
  145. 8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: oh good I thought I killed you
  146. 8:13 PM - agitating skeleton: nah I misclicked
  147. 8:13 PM - Surd: am I in the right diceroom?
  148. 8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye
  149. 8:13 PM - Surd: oh ok good
  150. 8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to The Nuclear Family.
  151. 8:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: now that we're all here
  152. 8:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: wing
  153. 8:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: u gm
  154. 8:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: im so done
  155. 8:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we've been over this
  156. 8:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: rip
  157. 8:14 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it is physically impossible for me to gm
  158. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: cuz you're a shitty game master
  159. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: but you're the best GAY master
  160. 8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I've never gmed
  161. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: HEUHEHUEHUEHUHUE
  162. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: cuz
  163. 8:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: at least he admitted it!!
  164. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: ur gay
  165. 8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: so that is unture
  166. 8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ur gay
  167. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: nuh uh
  168. 8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yuhu
  169. 8:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: change ur name gay master
  170. 8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: h
  171. 8:16 PM - Trooper-Guy1 has changed their name to Flint.
  172. 8:16 PM - Gay Master Winkles has changed their name to Dez.
  173. 8:16 PM - Flint: Where is the lobby thing on rolz again?
  174. 8:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: top right
  175. 8:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: dice room
  176. 8:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: FalloutPnP
  177. 8:16 PM - Flint: ah yeah there we go
  178. 8:17 PM - Dez: https://i.4cdn.org/f/Tetris.swf
  179. 8:17 PM - Dez: brb
  180. 8:17 PM - Dez: this pizza smells like shit
  181. 8:17 PM - Dez: also nsfw
  182. 8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah thanks for the warning
  183. 8:17 PM - Surd: What is it?
  184. 8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  185. 8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: tetris
  186. 8:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: what else
  187. 8:18 PM - Surd: Well, there's this image of someone stuffing a corpse into a freezer that I saw once
  188. 8:18 PM - Surd: That's pretty nsfw
  189. 8:18 PM - Dez: back
  190. 8:19 PM - Dez: that's pretty fucked up
  191. 8:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: so lesse here
  192. 8:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: PREVIOUSLY ON: FALLOUT - NUCLEAR CITY WONDERLAND
  193. 8:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: The lesbian threw great balls of fire!
  194. 8:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: There were abSURD amounts of crits!
  195. 8:19 PM - Dez: oh lesbian confirmed then?
  196. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: Dez went fast!
  197. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: probably
  198. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: I'm going with that cuz every girl with magic I know of is lesbian
  199. 8:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: don't reuse puns, Dan
  200. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: it's not reusing them if it's a summary
  201. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: then it's just a part of the summary
  202. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: fite me
  203. 8:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: don't make me start writing hatenotes to you in comicsans
  204. 8:20 PM - Det. Marlowe: whatever
  205. 8:21 PM - Saiko entered chat.
  206. 8:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: don't get snippy with me mister
  207. 8:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: can we stop fucking around and start fucking around in game
  208. 8:21 PM - Saiko: i knew i wouldn't have missed a thing
  209. 8:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: I was getting to that
  210. 8:21 PM - Surd: ^40 minutes of shooting the shit^
  211. 8:21 PM - Surd: v actual game v
  212. 8:22 PM - Dez: Dez speeds up and does a sick hop with his new ride up onto the truck
  213. 8:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe, after getting seperated from Dez in the ESB, stumbled across a kindly pre-war ghoul. They shot the shit for a while, both being pre-war relics themselves, before Marlowe realized he was lost and separated from his traveling companion.
  214. 8:23 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe, with his incredible detective work, found out where Dez went, and his new ghoul companion offered him a lift.
  215. 8:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: imagining that in black and white
  216. 8:24 PM - The Nuclear Family: The caravan is accosted by one more motorcycle, only this one is nonhostile. Probably.
  217. 8:24 PM - The Nuclear Family: You recognize Marlowe riding on the back of the bike, while the pilot of this motorcycle is a ghoul, as seen here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/1b78dxzpmfmvopz/deadeye.jpg
  218. 8:24 PM - Dez: oh fuck man deadeye
  219. 8:25 PM - Dez: this calls for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9aF9_mZDyY
  220. 8:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: Deadeye is the shit
  221. 8:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh man miami connection is fucking amazing
  222. 8:25 PM - Dez: Dez rubs his eyes in amazement
  223. 8:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: thanks for reminding me of it :v
  224. 8:25 PM - Dez: "And I thought I was hot shit."
  225. 8:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: Deadeye speaks up over the roar of motor vehicles, looking back at Marlowe, "This the troupe you're lookin' for, smoothskin?"
  226. 8:26 PM - Dez: I still gotta watch it
  227. 8:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah."
  228. 8:26 PM - Flint: "Is that more of 'em?"
  229. 8:26 PM - Dez: now we gotta do a predator handshake
  230. 8:26 PM - Dez: "Nah this guy's with us."
  231. 8:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Thanks for the lift, man. Get me close and I'll take care of the rest."
  232. 8:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: "I'd throw you over, but I ain't that strong. You'll have to jump it yourself."
  233. 8:26 PM - Surd: "Who is he?"
  234. 8:26 PM - Dez: "He's the one we were supposed to wait for at the ESB"
  235. 8:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: *VROOMVRRRRRRRR*
  236. 8:27 PM - Dez: "He's the Man."
  237. 8:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'll use my cyborg strength to leap over
  238. 8:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually I should prolly roll
  239. 8:27 PM - Dez: plz fail
  240. 8:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: why would you need to roll in noncombat for something so mundane
  241. 8:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: aha! crit pass
  242. 8:28 PM - Dez: damn
  243. 8:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: that's exactly why
  244. 8:28 PM - Flint: Flint glares at Dez and back to this Marlowe.
  245. 8:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: :v
  246. 8:28 PM - Flint: "Yeah, whatever."
  247. 8:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe uses all his 'borgy strength to leap the boundaries of space and time
  248. 8:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: the space being a few feet
  249. 8:28 PM - Dez: :V
  250. 8:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: the time being a few seconds to perform the jump
  251. 8:28 PM - Surd: "Well, it seems we didn't need to wait after all."
  252. 8:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: And then, after landing on the back of the car, I Predator handshake Dez.
  253. 8:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Dez! You son of a bitch."
  254. 8:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: The ghoul gives you a mock salute as you connect with a thunk onto the back of the truck before he about faces and drives off
  255. 8:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Why the fuck didn't you wait for me?"
  256. 8:29 PM - Dez: "I knew you'd make your way back."
  257. 8:30 PM - Dez: "And look at this party I gathered when you were gone! I'd say it was a good call on my part."
  258. 8:30 PM - Flint: Flint is still looking at the two and nodding
  259. 8:30 PM - Flint: So are you two..like..
  260. 8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah, who are these guys?"
  261. 8:30 PM - Dez: "I'll let you introduce yourselves."
  262. 8:30 PM - Flint: She points between the two
  263. 8:30 PM - Dez: we're not gay
  264. 8:30 PM - Dez: no way
  265. 8:30 PM - Dez: nu uh
  266. 8:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: (they are*
  267. 8:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: )
  268. 8:30 PM - Flint: Oh woops forgot my quoties there
  269. 8:30 PM - Flint: ""*
  270. 8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: 80s action movie homoerotic, maybe, but not gay
  271. 8:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  272. 8:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: he has the Mr. Studd cyber implant
  273. 8:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: they use it every night
  274. 8:31 PM - Det. Marlowe: wrong game
  275. 8:31 PM - Dez: just recently homoerotice 80s action movie buddy cops
  276. 8:31 PM - Dez: it wasn't all fun and games prior
  277. 8:31 PM - Flint: "You can call me Flint. Who the hell are you?"
  278. 8:32 PM - Dez: then potato left and everything went up wing dings
  279. 8:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Name's Marlowe."
  280. 8:32 PM - Surd: "Well, I'm Surd. It's nice to meet you."
  281. 8:33 PM - Det. Marlowe: "So, you landed a caravan escort job then, or are you just catching a ride?"
  282. 8:34 PM - Surd: "We're headed for Vault 9, might as well get paid along the way."
  283. 8:34 PM - Dez: "We're probably going to sack the damn thing."
  284. 8:34 PM - Dez: "We just don't know how we can do it and still get to Vault 9 at the same time."
  285. 8:34 PM - Det. Marlowe: "No we're not."
  286. 8:35 PM - Dez: "Mar man you don't understand. The guy that runs this thing isn't what he seems."
  287. 8:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Is your idea of "wasteland justice" robbing caravans? What the hell, man?"
  288. 8:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah? Then we'll go after him."
  289. 8:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Just look at these guys. They're just doing their jobs."
  290. 8:35 PM - Dez: "He's been known to sell weapons off to raiders and fuel their turf wars."
  291. 8:35 PM - Dez: "We don't have to kill them."
  292. 8:35 PM - Flint: Flint is wondering the fuck are they talking about
  293. 8:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: can I roll for PER to sense the bullshit
  294. 8:35 PM - Det. Marlowe: unless it's not bullshit
  295. 8:35 PM - Dez: also i'm bullshitting all of this
  296. 8:35 PM - Dez: its very bullshit
  297. 8:35 PM - The Nuclear Family: go for it
  298. 8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: ahaha
  299. 8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: crit fail
  300. 8:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: beautiful
  301. 8:36 PM - Surd: "Hey, if I don't get some of the meds here, I won't make the return trip."
  302. 8:36 PM - The Nuclear Family: You dunno, but it's kinda sounding fairly believable. Dez should roll Speech if he wants to make it hit home.
  303. 8:36 PM - Dez: "Here let me patch you up a bit then."
  304. 8:37 PM - Flint: Flint holds up her hand
  305. 8:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Alright, we'll wait and see who actually gets the goods. If it's the raiders, we jump 'em all. If it's the vault dwellers, we leave 'em be."
  306. 8:37 PM - Flint: "Wait! I have this."
  307. 8:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: why did you 2d10
  308. 8:37 PM - Dez: healing
  309. 8:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: o
  310. 8:37 PM - Flint: Flint walks over to Surd and goes into her jacket for a second before pulling out a cute little band-aid
  311. 8:37 PM - Dez: 8 hp for surd
  312. 8:37 PM - Flint: She pokes Surd with it
  313. 8:37 PM - Flint: "Boop."
  314. 8:37 PM - Surd: "Thanks."
  315. 8:38 PM - Flint: "You're welcome."
  316. 8:38 PM - Surd: (So, you both useda a stimpack on me?)
  317. 8:38 PM - Dez: nah I just used doctor
  318. 8:38 PM - Flint: No I gave you a band-aid
  319. 8:38 PM - Dez: and now I'll heal myself
  320. 8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: new items aw yea
  321. 8:38 PM - The Nuclear Family: bandaids are 1d4 aren't they?
  322. 8:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
  323. 8:38 PM - Dez: heuhe 15 hp
  324. 8:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: speaking of, I gotta heal up too
  325. 8:39 PM - The Nuclear Family: man doctoring takes hours
  326. 8:39 PM - Flint: Yeah I need boat loads of health back too but
  327. 8:39 PM - Flint: Don't have much
  328. 8:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: yay passed the repair roll
  329. 8:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: for a whole 4 hp
  330. 8:39 PM - Dez: "Just think about it. The caravans ahead of us made no effort to kill those raiders."
  331. 8:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: tight nutz supremacy
  332. 8:39 PM - The Nuclear Family: why can't I see any of ciaster's rolls?
  333. 8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: I have no idea
  334. 8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm in the group
  335. 8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: but they're not actually uploading to the feed
  336. 8:40 PM - Surd: "Someone should go check on the driver, see how long until we get there."
  337. 8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'll rejoin
  338. 8:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: nice crit
  339. 8:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: :v
  340. 8:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: I tested the shit out of rolz
  341. 8:41 PM - Dez: "Mar, we could take these supplies and use them to fuel our own kind of justice."
  342. 8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah, they're caravaneers, not cops."
  343. 8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: "They just wanna get by, not get into a fight."
  344. 8:41 PM - Dez: "I've seen what these newbies can do and I'm confident that if we had the supplies we could even get locals involved to help us."
  345. 8:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Shit, if you wanna do this, we might as well just raid a raider compound. At least this way we'll be sure we're killing the bad guys."
  346. 8:42 PM - Surd: "We don't have to kill anyone."
  347. 8:42 PM - Dez: "We'll just take this truck. We won't kill the driver and that'll be all."
  348. 8:42 PM - Surd: "Dez got caught on a bungie cord earlier."
  349. 8:42 PM - Surd: "We could say a box or two got loose."
  350. 8:42 PM - Surd: "Just make sure the driver's got his eyes on the road/"
  351. 8:43 PM - Dez: "We can't get any support to drive out these gangs if we don't have the supplies to show that we mean business."
  352. 8:43 PM - The Nuclear Family: The driver bangs on the side of his door to get all of your attention.
  353. 8:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: "What?"
  354. 8:44 PM - Surd: My attention is directed at the driver's side door.
  355. 8:44 PM - Dez: ^
  356. 8:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: I was whating at the driver, by the way
  357. 8:44 PM - Dez: mr gm must be typing
  358. 8:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: I am
  359. 8:45 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Hey boys! We're about to enter a 'tunnel,' if you can call it that. It's a path that's been cleared through a few streets of collapsed buildings. Dangerous, raiders tend to hole up here, and there's lots of low-hanging chunks of concrete and rebar and the like, but it cuts our travel time by quite a margin. Mind your heads!"
  360. 8:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Alright!" I shout back, and tap the roof of the cabin with my hand.
  361. 8:46 PM - The Nuclear Family: Looking ahead, you can indeed spot an entire street where the buildings on either side have been entirely piled into the center, with a visible gap growing bigger
  362. 8:46 PM - Surd: "Looks like bad news."
  363. 8:46 PM - Dez: "It's just a means to an end Mar, just one truck."
  364. 8:46 PM - Dez: "They won't even notice."
  365. 8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: you should probably roll for speech, like Dan said
  366. 8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  367. 8:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: like 10 minutes ago
  368. 8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: should we make this a contested roll?
  369. 8:47 PM - Dez: contested?
  370. 8:47 PM - Flint: "You know earlier you were quite excited about our plans and then this fella comes along and you've shoved your own spear up your ass."
  371. 8:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: eh, what the hell
  372. 8:47 PM - Flint: You use a spear right?
  373. 8:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: both of you roll speech
  374. 8:47 PM - Dez: ye
  375. 8:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: you roll, I roll, the one with the lower result wins
  376. 8:47 PM - Dez: 34
  377. 8:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: if you tie I'm giving everyone 1000 xp
  378. 8:47 PM - Dez: WOO
  379. 8:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: rip
  380. 8:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: is that a pass tho? :v
  381. 8:48 PM - Dez: can't believe our plot hook was tied to a roll
  382. 8:48 PM - Dez: nope
  383. 8:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: bluh
  384. 8:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: you both suck at speech anyway
  385. 8:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
  386. 8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Ah, what the hell."
  387. 8:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe is starting to believe Dez's complete and utter shit
  388. 8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I can't believe I'm doing this."
  389. 8:49 PM - Dez: but its shit for a good reason
  390. 8:49 PM - Dez: "It's for a good cause."
  391. 8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Let's wait 'till the rest of the convoy's in the tunnel."
  392. 8:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: "This way they can't turn around and chase our asses down."
  393. 8:49 PM - Flint: "So we're still hitting this, yea?"
  394. 8:49 PM - Dez: "So whose going to be the one to actually hijack this thing? Surd?"
  395. 8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: I've got p good pilot
  396. 8:50 PM - Surd: "No way, I can't drive."
  397. 8:50 PM - Dez: "You think you could convince the driver to step down
  398. 8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: I sigh.
  399. 8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I'm gonna do this."
  400. 8:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: is the passenger's seat empty?
  401. 8:50 PM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  402. 8:50 PM - Dez: ye
  403. 8:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: in this case, I'm gonna slide in there, somehow
  404. 8:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: simple enough
  405. 8:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: then I'm gonna draw my 9mm, point it at the driver, and whistle to get his attention.
  406. 8:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: "End of the ride, buddy. Get out."
  407. 8:52 PM - The Nuclear Family: You're in, and the driver looks at you. "Well, you're not part of the guard who left with us, but you haven't shot anything so that's g- well, fuck."
  408. 8:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "C'mon, move it."
  409. 8:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: "If I lose this truck, I'll be held responsible. Not only that, but you're just gonna drop me in the middle of radier turf?"
  410. 8:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You got a better idea?"
  411. 8:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Man, it's either die here or die out there, is that it? Have a heart, buddy."
  412. 8:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, I can always shoot you if that makes you feels better."
  413. 8:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: He keeps his eyes firmly focused on the road ahead as he talks, drumming his fingers on the wheel
  414. 8:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Time's up, pal!"
  415. 8:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: And then
  416. 8:54 PM - Dez: "Just tell him to get in the back Mar!"
  417. 8:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: I kick him out.
  418. 8:54 PM - Dez: gg
  419. 8:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: hopefully getting rid of the door in the process
  420. 8:54 PM - The Nuclear Family: roll unarmed~
  421. 8:54 PM - Dez: double gg
  422. 8:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah that would've been a pass
  423. 8:54 PM - The Nuclear Family: would have?
  424. 8:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: but I forgot I lost the fourth tag skill :v
  425. 8:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: ah
  426. 8:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: dammit
  427. 8:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: well, rip
  428. 8:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: your foot connects with the driver's side window, shattering it and causing mister driver to panic
  429. 8:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: how
  430. 8:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: this is literally physically impossible :v
  431. 8:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: which part
  432. 8:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'd have to bend it like 90 degrees to the side
  433. 8:56 PM - Dez: shooting fire out of your hands is impossible
  434. 8:56 PM - Dez: yet here we are
  435. 8:56 PM - Flint: :D
  436. 8:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: do the impossible
  437. 8:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: I was thinking I'd just kind slam into him with my everything and toss him out
  438. 8:56 PM - Flint: see the invisible
  439. 8:56 PM - Dez: see the invisible
  440. 8:56 PM - Dez: ficl
  441. 8:56 PM - Dez: ro ro
  442. 8:56 PM - Flint: fight the powah
  443. 8:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: well, he critically passes his piloting roll to not crash
  444. 8:56 PM - Dez: woop woop
  445. 8:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: "That was your final warning."
  446. 8:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: which is unfortunate because I was hoping I'd get to knock you around
  447. 8:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Get out or get shot."
  448. 8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: should I roll for charisma?
  449. 8:57 PM - Flint: is your foot just sitting across of him sticking out the driver window?
  450. 8:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: yes
  451. 8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah
  452. 8:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: c:
  453. 8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: I pulled it back
  454. 8:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: sure, roll chr then, why not
  455. 8:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: well that is definitely not a pass
  456. 8:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: His grip tightens on the wheel. "No! You know what, buddy? Fuck you, that's what! Fuck! You!" While keeping one hand on the wheel, he reaches over to try and pry your gun from your hands
  457. 8:58 PM - Flint: I think this guy would rather be shot then left in raider territory anyday
  458. 8:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: Roll STR!
  459. 8:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: pass
  460. 8:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: so did he :v
  461. 8:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: with a 1
  462. 8:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: whoops
  463. 8:59 PM - Flint: This guy is ballin'
  464. 8:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: he wins :<
  465. 8:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: I guess we could call this a farewell to arms
  466. 8:59 PM - Surd: "Marlowe! What is going on in there?"
  467. 8:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: He pries your gun from your hand and points it at you. "YOU get the fuck out!"
  468. 8:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: I ignore him and calmly draw the .38 from my sock.
  469. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: And point it at him.
  470. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: AGI?
  471. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck that
  472. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: rolled AGI
  473. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: passed
  474. 9:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: roling PER to spot your movement, then :v
  475. 9:00 PM - Dez: can I roll to go over to the driver's door and pull him out?"
  476. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You forgot to say "please."."
  477. 9:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: well that was a flop
  478. 9:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: Sure you can
  479. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: no no
  480. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: don't
  481. 9:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: he's got my gun :v
  482. 9:00 PM - Dez: what do roll for
  483. 9:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: "God DAMN IT"
  484. 9:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Drop it."
  485. 9:01 PM - Flint: "5 caps they'll shoot eachother."
  486. 9:01 PM - The Nuclear Family: The truck enters the previously mentioned tunnel now and cruises through it for a bit. He immediately stomps on the break
  487. 9:01 PM - Flint: or not
  488. 9:01 PM - Flint: weeeee
  489. 9:01 PM - The Nuclear Family: Roll AGI, everyone!
  490. 9:01 PM - Dez: gg
  491. 9:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: fail :v
  492. 9:01 PM - Flint: succeed
  493. 9:02 PM - Dez: pass
  494. 9:02 PM - Surd: pass
  495. 9:02 PM - Dez: go fly through the window!
  496. 9:02 PM - Dez: this is totally not a mess
  497. 9:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm getting flashbacks of the scene from pulp fiction where bruce willis runs ving rhames over
  498. 9:02 PM - Flint: ahahaha
  499. 9:02 PM - Surd: There better not be a gimp in Vault 9
  500. 9:02 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe's face connets with the dashboard, while everyone in the bed of the truck hunkers down to avoid a piece of rebar about to behead them
  501. 9:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86csBSS4WHk
  502. 9:02 PM - Dez: oh god
  503. 9:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Motherfucker."
  504. 9:03 PM - The Nuclear Family: He shoots Marlowe
  505. 9:03 PM - Dez: don't give mighty gm any ideas
  506. 9:03 PM - Dez: what do I roll to dive kick this fucker through the window
  507. 9:03 PM - The Nuclear Family: roll unarmed, after you get shot
  508. 9:03 PM - The Nuclear Family: what's your gun stats?
  509. 9:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: he's not the one getting shot
  510. 9:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: are you asking me
  511. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: eh?
  512. 9:04 PM - Dez: how about just pulling him out of the car then :V
  513. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: I'm asking you, Mar
  514. 9:04 PM - Dez: I'm not shot
  515. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: he shot you
  516. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: oh whoops dez asked that
  517. 9:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: what the flying fuck does getting shot have to do with my gun skills :v
  518. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: I was shooting at Mar
  519. 9:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: also, 101
  520. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: not your skill, I said stats
  521. 9:04 PM - Surd: Not your skills, stats
  522. 9:04 PM - Surd: he stole your gun
  523. 9:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: Someone who reads
  524. 9:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh that's what you meant, doh
  525. 9:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: Good Reading x 1 (list)
  526. 9:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: Bad Reading for you, Marlowe
  527. 9:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: 2d6+6, HP ammo
  528. 9:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: it's a wondernine
  529. 9:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: dear god
  530. 9:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: well, 8 damage from HP ammo to you
  531. 9:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: which if I'm not mistaken makes 0 damage from the DTx2
  532. 9:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
  533. 9:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: I shake my head from the blow, and slowly turn to him, grinning.
  534. 9:06 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Screw this shit!"
  535. 9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: Then I take the gun back.
  536. 9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: pass
  537. 9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: yoink
  538. 9:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: He gets out and runs as you grab your gun
  539. 9:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, that went well."
  540. 9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: I scooch over to the driver's seat, slam it in reverse, and drive back out of the tunnel.
  541. 9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: in case you wanted to make me roll for this, I passed
  542. 9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: what type of car is it?
  543. 9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: el camino? or just a pickup
  544. 9:08 PM - Surd: Taxi in the front
  545. 9:08 PM - Surd: Pickup in the back
  546. 9:08 PM - Dez: "V
  547. 9:08 PM - The Nuclear Family: just use the stats of a pickup
  548. 9:08 PM - Dez: :V
  549. 9:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: aight
  550. 9:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: You reverse out of the tunnel, then
  551. 9:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: Where to now?
  552. 9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: out of the raider territory
  553. 9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: then we'll find an out-of-the-way place and see what loot we got
  554. 9:10 PM - Flint: "We're just taking one truck?"
  555. 9:10 PM - Dez: "Just one... for now"
  556. 9:10 PM - Flint: Flint groans
  557. 9:10 PM - Flint: "Boring"
  558. 9:10 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Well, unless I'm wrong, I'm the only one who can drive here."
  559. 9:11 PM - Flint: "I'm always willing to give it a toss"
  560. 9:11 PM - Surd: I start checking the loot for some stimpacks
  561. 9:11 PM - Flint: I need to get healed
  562. 9:12 PM - The Nuclear Family: You don't really know what constitutes as "radier territory" but you eventually find a nice, vacant parking lot far enough away from the tunnel
  563. 9:12 PM - Dez: "We gotta see if we can set up base somewhere."
  564. 9:12 PM - Flint: Can I slap on a bandage and a band-aid?
  565. 9:12 PM - Dez: "If we are going to go up against all of the raiders infesting NY then we gotta have a place to store people and supplies."
  566. 9:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah, we need something with a garage and as few points of entry as possible."
  567. 9:13 PM - Surd: "Well, a Vault sounded like a nice place for that."
  568. 9:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Yeah, but it's probably inhabited."
  569. 9:13 PM - Surd: "Unless they have back doors I don't know about."
  570. 9:13 PM - Dez: "We're not invading an inhabitated vault."
  571. 9:13 PM - Flint: "You wouldn't want to deal with being jammed in a Vault, trust me."
  572. 9:14 PM - Flint: 'It may be one way, but having that cut off to you is a bitch."
  573. 9:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: Misc, Meds, Dakka. Everyone pick one, declare it here, and roll Luck
  574. 9:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Plus, a Vault would just be way too big to manage."
  575. 9:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dakka, obviously
  576. 9:14 PM - Dez: meds
  577. 9:14 PM - Surd: Meds
  578. 9:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: fail
  579. 9:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: dang
  580. 9:14 PM - Flint: meds
  581. 9:14 PM - Surd: passs
  582. 9:14 PM - Flint: fail
  583. 9:14 PM - Surd: LK 10 master race
  584. 9:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: Dez?
  585. 9:15 PM - Dez: fail
  586. 9:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: gg
  587. 9:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: only the dude with 10 luck passed
  588. 9:16 PM - Flint: Do I need the doctor skill to apply a bandage or band-aid?
  589. 9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: nah
  590. 9:16 PM - Dez: nah
  591. 9:16 PM - Saiko: ((ahaha can you imagine))
  592. 9:16 PM - Saiko: ((sorry sir i didnt have training for applying these))
  593. 9:16 PM - Flint: :V
  594. 9:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: You tear the tarps off like starving rabid animals finally getting a bite of fresh meat and begin digging through the crates
  595. 9:16 PM - Saiko: ((*slams bandaid into wound*))
  596. 9:16 PM - Flint: ((It's just a band-aid you IDIOT))
  597. 9:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah it'd make no sense :v
  598. 9:16 PM - Flint: ((But sir I can't!))
  599. 9:17 PM - Flint: ok 9 health, not bad
  600. 9:17 PM - Flint: Need a 5hp heal and I should be good
  601. 9:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: You find entirely useless bits and pieces that you can't even imagine a feisable use for, mostly replacement parts for exceedingly specific Vault equipment most likely. Nothing worth taking. You find other crates with various medical compounds that have symbols and words you don't understand, too
  602. 9:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: as long as you've got decent armor you should be good anyway
  603. 9:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: But, you did find one box
  604. 9:17 PM - Dez: i used up all my doctor heals for the day
  605. 9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: first aid instead? :v
  606. 9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: afaik these have separate counters
  607. 9:18 PM - Flint: "Of course you picked the most fucking useless truck of the whole convoy!"
  608. 9:18 PM - Dez: oh wow
  609. 9:18 PM - Dez: I forgot I could do that
  610. 9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: speaking of, I wanted to try repairing myself again but alas
  611. 9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Goddammit."
  612. 9:18 PM - Flint: "You people are atrocious at this!"
  613. 9:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Supplying raiders, huh?"
  614. 9:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Dez, you goddamn idiot."
  615. 9:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: It has [5] Stimpaks, [4] Bandages, [3] Bandaids, [1] Psycho
  616. 9:19 PM - Dez: "I didn't say this truck was going to raiders"
  617. 9:19 PM - Flint: "We should head back and grab a different truck, at least"
  618. 9:19 PM - Flint: "This is pitiful"
  619. 9:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You know what? Just shut the fuck up, alright?"
  620. 9:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: that's the only thing of use you find in the entire truck
  621. 9:19 PM - Dez: Ill take psycho and 2 sims
  622. 9:19 PM - Flint: Flint gestures to the Vault parts
  623. 9:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We are not taking another truck."
  624. 9:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We're going back to Terminal and seeing if we can pawn these off."
  625. 9:19 PM - Flint: With my Science skill would I recognize any of this stuff?
  626. 9:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: give it a shot
  627. 9:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: roll science and see what happens
  628. 9:20 PM - Flint: pass
  629. 9:20 PM - Flint: Science total is 62
  630. 9:20 PM - Surd: How much do bandages and bandaids weigh?
  631. 9:20 PM - Dez: 1
  632. 9:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: check the book :v
  633. 9:20 PM - Dez: probably 0 tho
  634. 9:21 PM - Flint: "Actually, give me a second."
  635. 9:21 PM - Flint: I guess that's when I'd check out this equipment
  636. 9:21 PM - Dez: we gotta find some supplies and get a militia going
  637. 9:21 PM - Dez: gotta raid some small time gang
  638. 9:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: Flint, you recognize a few water chips, some replacement parts for the fans within the air vents, and some innards from an AutoDoc
  639. 9:22 PM - Flint: Oooh
  640. 9:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: There's also about half a Mister Handy
  641. 9:23 PM - Surd: "So you're from a Vault, right? Is this stuff of any use to us?"
  642. 9:24 PM - Flint: "Now the AutoDoc bits would depend. Thes fans, eh. The good stuff, technically, is this"
  643. 9:24 PM - Flint: She gestures to the water chips
  644. 9:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: I lean over to see what she's pointing at.
  645. 9:24 PM - Flint: "Except it's specifically a Vault thing. I don't believe anyone out here has a use for it."
  646. 9:24 PM - Det. Marlowe: "What is it?"
  647. 9:25 PM - Flint: "However! It could give us some pull on a bargain with Vaults."
  648. 9:25 PM - Flint: She looks at him like he's stupid for a second
  649. 9:25 PM - Dez: "I thought it was a light bulb."
  650. 9:25 PM - Flint: "Water chip."
  651. 9:25 PM - Dez: "Well we can't bring it to Vault 9."
  652. 9:25 PM - Surd: "Well, does anyone know where to find a Vault?"
  653. 9:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Vaults aren't the only places with water purification systems."
  654. 9:25 PM - Flint: "Regulates the filtering and recycling systems of the purifier. It's quite essential for the water supply in a Vault, being that they're supposed to be self-sufficient..with some human help."
  655. 9:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait
  656. 9:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: did we fix the water thing at Terminal?
  657. 9:26 PM - Dez: ye
  658. 9:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: you brought the guy who did
  659. 9:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: dang
  660. 9:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh yeah we did
  661. 9:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: besides, that's just some classic pumps and stuff
  662. 9:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: some computer chip won't be any help to rusty pipes
  663. 9:26 PM - Dez: "What vault are you from Flint?"
  664. 9:26 PM - Flint: Oh god
  665. 9:27 PM - Flint: Give me a number :V
  666. 9:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: just look up the list of Vaults and pick a number that doesn't have a confirmed canon
  667. 9:27 PM - Dez: 69?
  668. 9:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: that one does
  669. 9:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: :T
  670. 9:27 PM - Dez: 420
  671. 9:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  672. 9:27 PM - Flint: No Vault 69 exists sort of
  673. 9:27 PM - Det. Marlowe: well she does like a good blaze
  674. 9:27 PM - Flint: Ayyyy
  675. 9:27 PM - Dez: it exists only in mention
  676. 9:28 PM - Dez: lamo
  677. 9:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: well yeah you don't actually visit it ingame
  678. 9:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: well, she IS a lesbian
  679. 9:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: vault 69 could work :v
  680. 9:28 PM - Flint: 'probably a lesbian'
  681. 9:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: close enough
  682. 9:28 PM - Flint: Vault 69 where I was one of the 999 women with the 1 man?
  683. 9:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
  684. 9:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: every female PC I get from now on will be considered a lesbian
  685. 9:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: and it's all thanks to magical burst
  686. 9:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: so anyway
  687. 9:30 PM - Flint: "30. That's all I'll let you inquire for now."
  688. 9:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: there you go
  689. 9:31 PM - Flint: "We could go back to Vault 9, actually"
  690. 9:31 PM - Flint: "We'd need to wait a bit, and have some disguises when we get there."
  691. 9:31 PM - Dez: "I just don't want to be caught by the guys on the way back."
  692. 9:31 PM - Flint: "Offer them the water chips for some goodies"
  693. 9:31 PM - The Nuclear Family: assuming the guys ahead of you didn't see what happened in their rearview mirrors
  694. 9:31 PM - Dez: "Yeah."
  695. 9:31 PM - Surd: "We don't know where it is."
  696. 9:32 PM - Flint: "We'd have to follow the convoy, all sneaky-like"
  697. 9:32 PM - Dez: "We'll say we found a bunch of crates on the side of the road."
  698. 9:32 PM - Flint: "Or get lucky"
  699. 9:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We could try tracking the rest of the convoy."
  700. 9:32 PM - Flint: "That's what I just said"
  701. 9:32 PM - Det. Marlowe: "But if we just show up out of the blue with the stuff they were supposed to get but didn't because it disappeared in raider territory..."
  702. 9:32 PM - Surd: "We need to make it seem like our driver went rogue."
  703. 9:33 PM - Surd: "Why don't we leave some goods with him?"
  704. 9:33 PM - The Nuclear Family: he's nowhere around, he ran off, remember?
  705. 9:35 PM - Flint: "He ran off.."
  706. 9:35 PM - Surd: "Right. Damn."
  707. 9:35 PM - Dez: "Lets find a place to stash this stuff first."
  708. 9:35 PM - Surd: "Maybe we could try and figure out where the caravan got all this stuff."
  709. 9:37 PM - Dez: "Shall we give Darcy a visit then?"
  710. 9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Who?"
  711. 9:37 PM - Surd: "A caravan boss."
  712. 9:37 PM - Dez: "The guy who hired us."
  713. 9:37 PM - Dez: "He should know something."
  714. 9:37 PM - Surd: "He won't recognize you, nor Flint."
  715. 9:37 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Ah. The asshole?"
  716. 9:38 PM - Surd: "I stand corrected."
  717. 9:38 PM - Dez: "you met him?"
  718. 9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: you told me about the boss being an asshole
  719. 9:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: I put two and two together :v
  720. 9:40 PM - Dez: that wasn't even during the game :V
  721. 9:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: let's just say you went up to talk to him while trying to figure out where Dez went
  722. 9:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: problem solved
  723. 9:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: continue
  724. 9:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: :v
  725. 9:40 PM - Flint: I don't know what this whole wasteland justice thing is about D;
  726. 9:40 PM - Dez: yay
  727. 9:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: nobody but them does
  728. 9:40 PM - Dez: yeah we should explain this to you
  729. 9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: 02:32 - Dez: "Mar man you don't understand. The guy that runs this thing isn't what he seems."
  730. 9:41 PM - Dez: this game had no plot or anything so me and ciaster agreed to make one up
  731. 9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok extrapolating 'asshole' from this is stretching it a bit
  732. 9:41 PM - The Nuclear Family: hey I had a plot
  733. 9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: but fuck that
  734. 9:41 PM - Dez: hardly
  735. 9:41 PM - Dez: oh yeah
  736. 9:41 PM - The Nuclear Family: "raiders are bad" is more than enough plot for me
  737. 9:41 PM - Dez: alright so
  738. 9:41 PM - Flint: "You're saying we should go all the way back? Look, I don't know what this earlier shit about saving people and 'wasteland justice' is but I was along for some tasty cargo and right now you dicks aren't showing anythin' for it. I'd like something out of these bumpkins."
  739. 9:41 PM - Dez: we are going to take over all the raider gangs
  740. 9:41 PM - Dez: mount and blade style
  741. 9:41 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dan, puppetmaster he is, pretends that this was the plan all along
  742. 9:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: also by take over
  743. 9:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: we mean eradicate
  744. 9:42 PM - Dez: so we take control over most of NY and keep the peace n shit
  745. 9:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: and steal their shit
  746. 9:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: explain this shit IC man
  747. 9:42 PM - Dez: so we kill all the raiders so there are no raiders and NY is safe
  748. 9:42 PM - Dez: no man too many words
  749. 9:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: well if you don't do it nobody knows its a thing and that's metagaming
  750. 9:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: this entire game is words
  751. 9:42 PM - Dez: Dez explains his plans for friendly world domination
  752. 9:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: dont like it? nerfs
  753. 9:43 PM - Surd: nerfs?
  754. 9:43 PM - The Nuclear Family: permanant debuffs
  755. 9:43 PM - Surd: oh
  756. 9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We were hoping to get enough supplies from this to get a decent start."
  757. 9:43 PM - Flint: Flint licks her lips and swallows hard while rolling her eyes around in thought
  758. 9:43 PM - Flint: "That sounds fucking stupid."
  759. 9:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Then, we'd start taking out raider gangs, one by one, and taking over their supplies."
  760. 9:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: "The city gets safer, we get richer, everyone's happy."
  761. 9:44 PM - Dez: "We could just try and taking some supplies from a smaller raider gang right now."
  762. 9:44 PM - Surd: "Raider gangs much larger and more well supplied than us have fought over little pieces of land for years."
  763. 9:44 PM - Flint: "I can understand blasting raiders cause they're shit, but hey, people in general are shit. I don't see you going about this peacefully."
  764. 9:45 PM - Surd: "What makes you think we can take over the whole island just like that?"
  765. 9:45 PM - Dez: "We can atleast try."
  766. 9:45 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Nothing. But I want to try, dammit."
  767. 9:45 PM - Flint: "I can see why you two are together now. Good fit."
  768. 9:45 PM - Flint: Flint shrugs
  769. 9:46 PM - Flint: Looks at Surd like 'Yeah, definitely'
  770. 9:46 PM - Flint: I ship it
  771. 9:46 PM - Surd: "This is suicide. Now the caravans won't hire us, and the raiders want to kill us."
  772. 9:46 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Hey, if you're not up for this, you can just back away. No sweat."
  773. 9:46 PM - Dez: "If we can rile up enough local support or get help from another raider tribe then we might be able to get some shit done real soon."
  774. 9:47 PM - Flint: You are now officially Mardez. Or Dezlowe? Det. Dez?
  775. 9:47 PM - Surd: "What is local, anyway. There's been nothing but debris and vacant parking lots for miles."
  776. 9:47 PM - Dez: "We just gotta put oursleves on the map."
  777. 9:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: what is this tumblr
  778. 9:47 PM - Flint: Yes exactly
  779. 9:48 PM - Dez: "There are a few towns scattered about that would probably be willing to help if we showed them that we are serious."
  780. 9:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Let's go and try to sell this shit, get some funds."
  781. 9:48 PM - Flint: "Before I go about doing anything. I need some guarantee here."
  782. 9:49 PM - Dez: "Guarantee of what?"
  783. 9:49 PM - Flint: "Like getting large amounts of pay, for one. Some sort of important position with lots of advantages and ultimately..getting to burn things."
  784. 9:50 PM - Flint: "Caps and fire would be good."
  785. 9:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Just along for the money, huh?"
  786. 9:50 PM - Flint: Flint makes a mocking face and tone at Marlowe
  787. 9:50 PM - Flint: "Well no shit, buddy."
  788. 9:50 PM - Flint: "I don't have the Justice Stick jammed up my ass like you do"
  789. 9:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Lady, you are a stone cold bitch."
  790. 9:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Twenty percent of the monetary value of all loot."
  791. 9:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: "For each of us. The last twenty goes into a shared fund."
  792. 9:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: should ask for 25%
  793. 9:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: definitely
  794. 9:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: there's 4 of you totally fair
  795. 9:51 PM - Flint: "Oh goes about calling me a bitch while he thinks he can play super-hero in the fuckin' wasteland!"
  796. 9:51 PM - Dez: "We gotta stockpile the rest for our own private army
  797. 9:51 PM - Flint: "And because of that, thirty!"
  798. 9:51 PM - Dez: "Don't push it."
  799. 9:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: "You take twenty, or walk away."
  800. 9:52 PM - Surd: "Hey, hey, why don't we just cool down here and split it even four ways?"
  801. 9:52 PM - Dez: "We're allowing you to burn and kill all you want."
  802. 9:52 PM - Flint: "I never included killing in the criteria, did I?"
  803. 9:52 PM - Dez: also I should repair my armor
  804. 9:52 PM - Flint: "Also, we can split even but no cutting short"
  805. 9:53 PM - Surd: "What do you say, Marlowe?"
  806. 9:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Even split, twenty five percent for everyone?"
  807. 9:53 PM - Surd: "Exactly."
  808. 9:53 PM - Flint: "Common sense, Justice."
  809. 9:53 PM - Flint: I have my new personal nickname for you
  810. 9:54 PM - Dez: "Now let's find a garage or some building where we can store all this junk"
  811. 9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "As long as everyone agrees to split upkeep costs."
  812. 9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Charges for the car, maintenance, paying anyone else we decide to hire."
  813. 9:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: "We can't do this shit alone."
  814. 9:54 PM - Dez: "Actually if we can find a highrise or a mall that's connected to a parking garage that could be nice."
  815. 9:54 PM - Surd: "If we go it on foot I can keep us out of trouble."
  816. 9:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: dez, you already did regular maintenance on it 5 times
  817. 9:55 PM - Dez: time to put those mass battle rules to action
  818. 9:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: you need to get it repaired properly now
  819. 9:55 PM - Dez: o
  820. 9:55 PM - Dez: I thought that was just per day
  821. 9:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: no
  822. 9:55 PM - Dez: kk
  823. 9:55 PM - Dez: fuck
  824. 9:55 PM - Det. Marlowe: there's only so much you can do yourself, after all
  825. 9:55 PM - Dez: can I put that machete on my spear
  826. 9:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: you can roll repair to try
  827. 9:56 PM - Dez: fuq
  828. 9:56 PM - Dez: can I roll again C:
  829. 9:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: no
  830. 9:56 PM - Dez: kk based gm
  831. 9:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: Dez gets an idea
  832. 9:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: a brilliant idea
  833. 9:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: he sets his spear and machete down on the pavement, and focuses intently on the two
  834. 9:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: slowly, he picks up the machete
  835. 9:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: and proceeds to bash it against the end of the spear in an attempt to combine the two
  836. 9:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: it does not work
  837. 9:57 PM - Dez: Dez returns to his thinking man pose
  838. 9:57 PM - Dez: "What could this mean?"
  839. 9:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: "What the fuck are you doing?"
  840. 9:57 PM - Flint: "Tape exists for a reason"
  841. 9:58 PM - Flint: "And string."
  842. 9:58 PM - Dez: "I'm combining material forces what does it look like."
  843. 9:58 PM - Dez: ?*
  844. 9:58 PM - Dez: Dez pops back up "That's what I was forgetting!"
  845. 9:58 PM - Dez: "Duct tape."
  846. 9:58 PM - Flint: "Can we get a move on or shall we sit here until raiders show up?"
  847. 9:58 PM - Flint: Flint ignores Dez completely at his realization of duct tape
  848. 9:58 PM - Dez: "Yeah let's stash this shit."
  849. 9:58 PM - Surd: Are we keeping our stolen car?
  850. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: shit yeah
  851. 9:59 PM - Dez: yes
  852. 9:59 PM - Dez: we can't return it :V
  853. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep :v
  854. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: we should
  855. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: a_
  856. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: a)
  857. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: sell the shit
  858. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: b)
  859. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: get a mounted machine gun for the back
  860. 9:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: and c) find a place to set up shop
  861. 10:00 PM - Flint: d) Fire
  862. 10:00 PM - Flint: Sounds good let's go
  863. 10:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: so, where do you intend to find a buyer for this shit?
  864. 10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: Terminal
  865. 10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: they had a hospital, right?
  866. 10:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: might be interested in medical parts
  867. 10:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: yeah, but it's not like they own anything like an autodoc
  868. 10:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: they're not rich
  869. 10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: as for the chips, if gorgutz or the misc shop don't want them we'll hang onto 'em and see if we can find a vault to pawn them off somewhere along the line
  870. 10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: I dunno, they might have a broken dusty ol' model in the backroom
  871. 10:01 PM - The Nuclear Family: well, whatever then. First stop Terminal?
  872. 10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: that needs parts to fix
  873. 10:01 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
  874. 10:01 PM - Surd: By the way I put the remainder of the box's contents in my inventory
  875. 10:02 PM - Dez: kk
  876. 10:02 PM - Surd: I'll use a stimpack now actually
  877. 10:02 PM - Dez: do we even need like supplies for our militia for when we get one
  878. 10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddamn, 9 hp
  879. 10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: you really should
  880. 10:02 PM - The Nuclear Family: ok, because it's pretty obvious shit is going to get crossed
  881. 10:02 PM - Det. Marlowe: and yeah we do, I guess
  882. 10:02 PM - The Nuclear Family: everyone tell me what they took from the previous loot list
  883. 10:02 PM - Dez: also I healed you a while back
  884. 10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean if we want to equip them with better shit
  885. 10:03 PM - Dez: so give yourself another 8 hp
  886. 10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: I didn't take anything, actually
  887. 10:03 PM - Det. Marlowe: can I have two bandages?
  888. 10:03 PM - Dez: I took 2 sims and the psycho
  889. 10:03 PM - The Nuclear Family: [5] Stimpaks, [4] Bandages, [3] Bandaids, [1] Psycho was the original
  890. 10:03 PM - The Nuclear Family: Minus Dez's shit, [3] Stimpaks, [4] Bandages, [3] Bandaids
  891. 10:03 PM - Surd: There you go, removed two bandages from my inventory
  892. 10:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: [3] Stimpaks, [2] Bandages, [3] Bandaids
  893. 10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: and I'll take a stim too
  894. 10:04 PM - Surd: I used a stimpack
  895. 10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  896. 10:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: [1] Stimpaks, [2] Bandages, [3] Bandaids
  897. 10:04 PM - Dez: I guess leave the rest then for future militia?
  898. 10:04 PM - Flint: I'll take the rest
  899. 10:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: greedy bastard
  900. 10:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: funny coming from you :v
  901. 10:04 PM - Dez: the new greedy lesbian of the group
  902. 10:04 PM - Flint: At least the stimpak, I don't even have that
  903. 10:04 PM - Dez: because we all knew doc was lesbos
  904. 10:04 PM - Dez: alright
  905. 10:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: I'm tellin you man, every female PC is a lesbian
  906. 10:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but I tend to actually take charge :v
  907. 10:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: both in and out of combat
  908. 10:05 PM - Surd: "Whoa, we each get 25%. I'm keeping my bandaids."
  909. 10:06 PM - Flint: Ok I'll hold onto the rest of the meds for now then
  910. 10:06 PM - The Nuclear Family: alrighty then, loot settled
  911. 10:06 PM - Surd: I offer Dez ductape for his machete
  912. 10:06 PM - The Nuclear Family: Into the truck, and off to Terminal
  913. 10:06 PM - The Nuclear Family: or that first
  914. 10:06 PM - Surd: It's four letters' worth and used. Will that help?
  915. 10:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: oh man
  916. 10:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: really
  917. 10:07 PM - Dez: yay
  918. 10:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: that?
  919. 10:07 PM - Dez: Dez accepts
  920. 10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: ahaha
  921. 10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh man I gotta sell my meth
  922. 10:07 PM - Dez: :V
  923. 10:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: welp
  924. 10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: ingame, obviously
  925. 10:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: Surd, Dez, roll Luck
  926. 10:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: heisenberg mode: activate
  927. 10:07 PM - Surd: Luck 10
  928. 10:07 PM - Dez: fail
  929. 10:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: why do I even bother making you roll dez
  930. 10:08 PM - Dez: I don't know
  931. 10:08 PM - Dez: I don't
  932. 10:08 PM - Dez: know
  933. 10:08 PM - The Nuclear Family: and why do I even bother making surd roll with 10 luck
  934. 10:08 PM - Dez: can I ducttape my thing now?
  935. 10:08 PM - The Nuclear Family: I'm typing
  936. 10:08 PM - The Nuclear Family: cool your tits
  937. 10:08 PM - The Nuclear Family: Surd managed to keep the piece of used duct tape from gathering lint in his pocket through some manner of witchcraft
  938. 10:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: Dez wraps this around the spear and machete
  939. 10:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: brb
  940. 10:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: the machete's weight tears the duct tape's weakend glue off
  941. 10:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: and the machete clatters to the ground
  942. 10:09 PM - Surd: "Stupid tape. We'll find some in Terminal."
  943. 10:09 PM - Dez: :C
  944. 10:09 PM - Flint: and it sits there..on the ground
  945. 10:09 PM - Flint: staring
  946. 10:09 PM - Dez: Dez makes the :C face
  947. 10:10 PM - Flint: I should just stomp on the machete while sad music plays
  948. 10:10 PM - Flint: Destroy your hopes and dreams
  949. 10:10 PM - The Nuclear Family: So, with that business settled, into the truck and off you go
  950. 10:11 PM - The Nuclear Family: Surd, you've got Outdoorsman tagged, right?
  951. 10:11 PM - Dez: Dez picks the machete back of the ground and sulks
  952. 10:11 PM - Surd: Yeah
  953. 10:11 PM - Surd: I've got binoculars in my inventory too
  954. 10:11 PM - The Nuclear Family: Congrats, you've been promoted to party navigator
  955. 10:11 PM - The Nuclear Family: Roll Outdoorsman
  956. 10:11 PM - Surd: Ouch
  957. 10:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: we've got a map
  958. 10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: and a compass
  959. 10:12 PM - Surd: Do those stack?
  960. 10:12 PM - Dez: ye
  961. 10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
  962. 10:12 PM - Surd: How much is the increase?
  963. 10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm gonna ducttape them to the dash
  964. 10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: check the book
  965. 10:12 PM - Dez: 10% for compass
  966. 10:12 PM - Dez: dunno about map
  967. 10:12 PM - The Nuclear Family: Map doesn't have any iirc
  968. 10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually I don't think the map gives you a bonus
  969. 10:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
  970. 10:12 PM - The Nuclear Family: doesn't say so at least
  971. 10:12 PM - Surd: It still fails then.
  972. 10:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: Lucky for you, it's a harmless encounter anyway
  973. 10:13 PM - Dez: raneman's gone nuts on lmao pics
  974. 10:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: Everyone, roll PER
  975. 10:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: pass
  976. 10:13 PM - Surd: pass
  977. 10:13 PM - Dez: he posted badage boys but without pictre
  978. 10:13 PM - Saiko disconnected.
  979. 10:13 PM - Flint: Can't see shit, boys
  980. 10:13 PM - Dez: pass
  981. 10:13 PM - Flint: fail
  982. 10:13 PM - Surd: What's the point of posting badage boys in LMAO Pics?
  983. 10:13 PM - Dez: dunno
  984. 10:13 PM - Dez: he posted that cat tho
  985. 10:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: You spot a man down the road, giving a thumbs up and leaning out into the street
  986. 10:13 PM - Dez: so he made up for it
  987. 10:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: Looks like a hitchhiker
  988. 10:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: does it have the little x?
  989. 10:14 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm gonna stop... carefully
  990. 10:14 PM - Dez: time to indoctrinate him to our cause
  991. 10:14 PM - Dez: can I go into overwatch mode with the spear :V
  992. 10:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: sure :v
  993. 10:14 PM - The Nuclear Family: So, to get the seating arangements straight
  994. 10:14 PM - Dez: neat
  995. 10:14 PM - Dez: I'm in the back
  996. 10:14 PM - Surd: I'm in the back
  997. 10:15 PM - Surd: passenger's side
  998. 10:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: actually
  999. 10:15 PM - Flint: Yay shotgun!
  1000. 10:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe is driving, Surd is riding shotgun as navigator, and Dez and Flint are in the back
  1001. 10:15 PM - Flint: awww
  1002. 10:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: sorry babes~
  1003. 10:15 PM - Surd: oh ok
  1004. 10:15 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah that makes sense
  1005. 10:15 PM - Flint: I'm likely pouting in the back then cause still no passenger seat or driver
  1006. 10:15 PM - Flint: and cause we didn't get to raid a caravan
  1007. 10:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: You stop and pull to a stop next to the guy
  1008. 10:15 PM - Flint: Have we achieved full stop?
  1009. 10:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: yes
  1010. 10:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: we should get a seat and bolt it onto the bed
  1011. 10:16 PM - Dez: we'll get to pillage some raider strongholds soon just you wait
  1012. 10:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: He jogs over to you and leans into the passenger window. "Hey, thanks for stopping. Where are you guys heading? Well, whatever. Wherever it is, can I get a lift?"
  1013. 10:16 PM - Surd: "Yeah, get in back."
  1014. 10:16 PM - Flint: Really?
  1015. 10:16 PM - Flint: We could be raiders or something
  1016. 10:16 PM - Flint: What is with all the trusting people around here?
  1017. 10:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: or he could be a raider
  1018. 10:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: but we can just kick him off :v
  1019. 10:16 PM - Dez: you could be raiders
  1020. 10:16 PM - Dez: o wait
  1021. 10:16 PM - Dez: you are raiders
  1022. 10:17 PM - Dez: NY is like NV
  1023. 10:17 PM - Surd: So is he getting in the back?
  1024. 10:17 PM - Dez: its somewhat domesticated
  1025. 10:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Awesome, thanks pal!" He hurls a duffle bag into the bed of the truck, and climbs in
  1026. 10:17 PM - Dez: civilized is the word sorry
  1027. 10:17 PM - Dez: you should have seen our last game
  1028. 10:17 PM - Flint: Still can't go about with all the openess
  1029. 10:17 PM - Dez: Enclave was good guys
  1030. 10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah and the brotherhood were evil assholes
  1031. 10:18 PM - The Nuclear Family: Sgt Gunny is best character
  1032. 10:18 PM - Surd: "Let's keep going. Dez, check the duffel bag."
  1033. 10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean that was in the very first game
  1034. 10:18 PM - Det. Marlowe: but I assume it carried over
  1035. 10:18 PM - Dez: Dez unzips dat shit and looks through it
  1036. 10:18 PM - Dez: "It's just a precaution."
  1037. 10:18 PM - Flint: "Anything good?"
  1038. 10:19 PM - Dez: based gm what do my perfect eyes see?
  1039. 10:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: He shrugs. "Not like I'm hiding anything in there."
  1040. 10:19 PM - The Nuclear Family: You spot a few pieces of clothing, a 10mm pistol, a box half full of rounds, some food and beverages, a roll of bandages, and a stimpak
  1041. 10:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: although... something feels funny, solid, underneath a shirt
  1042. 10:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: but floppy and papery, like a magazine
  1043. 10:20 PM - Surd: Cat's Paw x 10000
  1044. 10:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: take magazine out of its hiding place?
  1045. 10:21 PM - Dez: yes
  1046. 10:21 PM - Dez: ("How to be a sucessful serial killer")
  1047. 10:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: It's a Cat's Paw magazine. You flip through, and it has various pictures of scantily clad ladies
  1048. 10:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: "I - uh, read it for the articles."
  1049. 10:22 PM - Dez: Dez keeps flipping through
  1050. 10:22 PM - Flint: Flint takes the magazine out of Dez's hands and puts it back in the bag
  1051. 10:22 PM - Flint: "Fuckin' hell"
  1052. 10:22 PM - Dez: "H..Hey!"
  1053. 10:22 PM - Flint: You triple baka you
  1054. 10:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: ^^^
  1055. 10:22 PM - Dez: bakaface!
  1056. 10:22 PM - Surd: "What? Is there a bomb back there or can we go?"
  1057. 10:23 PM - Flint: "We're good."
  1058. 10:23 PM - Dez: "Nope everything is fine!"
  1059. 10:23 PM - The Nuclear Family: You continue on your drive, then
  1060. 10:23 PM - Flint: Flint shall keep note of the magazine's location for later.
  1061. 10:24 PM - Dez: "So who might you be Stranger?"
  1062. 10:24 PM - Dez: inb4 its lone wanderer
  1063. 10:24 PM - Flint: Kills the whole party cause doing Bad Karma run
  1064. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: sorry bb, just a lone wanderer, not /the/ lone wanderer
  1065. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: oh shit that's right
  1066. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: I forgot about karma
  1067. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: -50 karma to everyone
  1068. 10:25 PM - Flint: woops
  1069. 10:25 PM - Dez: o boi
  1070. 10:25 PM - Dez: wow I never lost karma for stabing a small girl in the chest
  1071. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: it was an accident
  1072. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: anyway
  1073. 10:25 PM - Det. Marlowe: or so he says
  1074. 10:25 PM - Dez: suuuure
  1075. 10:25 PM - The Nuclear Family: Looks like it's starting to get dark now, and the sun starts setting, you note as you ask the man your question.
  1076. 10:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Me? I'm wanderer, nothing more. A tourist, really. I like to explore around."
  1077. 10:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: "I've seen some interesting things, though. Like, a town on the roofs of skyscrapers, here in this city."
  1078. 10:27 PM - Dez: "Oh and that reminds me! Surd. Who the hell are you anyway?"
  1079. 10:27 PM - Dez: write dat shit down niggas
  1080. 10:28 PM - Flint: I have some basic fluff down on my own document
  1081. 10:28 PM - Flint: Just building it up as things go on
  1082. 10:28 PM - Flint: Backstory, I mean
  1083. 10:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: ha I read it
  1084. 10:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: I know all your secrets
  1085. 10:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: He pulls a bent cigarette out of his pocket and sticks it in his mouth, patting himself down for a lighter
  1086. 10:28 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait not that was Surd
  1087. 10:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Hey, anyone got a light?"
  1088. 10:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: *no
  1089. 10:29 PM - Dez: "Nah sorry."
  1090. 10:29 PM - Flint: What is he wearing?
  1091. 10:29 PM - Surd: me or the wanderer?
  1092. 10:29 PM - Flint: The wanderer
  1093. 10:29 PM - Dez: "That shit'll kill ya yknow." Dez says and he plays around with his thing of psycho
  1094. 10:30 PM - Flint: Flint sighs and pulls out a matchstick and lights the cig before flicking the used stick away
  1095. 10:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: He's wearing your basic wanderer outfit, almost merchant-like in its vast number of pockets. It's a thick, brown, dusty coat, each pocket stuffed and bulging, while a pair of goggles hangs from his neck
  1096. 10:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: He takes a puff. "Hey, thanks lady."
  1097. 10:31 PM - Flint: Ok I wasn't sure if he was in a blue suit with a yellow shirt and crazy hair
  1098. 10:31 PM - Flint: "Yeah, yeah."
  1099. 10:32 PM - The Nuclear Family: "So, where are you folks heading, anyway?"
  1100. 10:33 PM - Dez: "Terminal."
  1101. 10:33 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Nice little town. What's your business?"
  1102. 10:34 PM - The Nuclear Family: Surd, roll Outdoorsman
  1103. 10:34 PM - Surd: pass
  1104. 10:34 PM - Dez: "We're just out to sell some junk."
  1105. 10:35 PM - The Nuclear Family: You spot a big, armor-plated vehicle fly past an intersection at great speeds. Whoevery they were, they were in a hurry. And their truck looked nice, too
  1106. 10:35 PM - Dez: oh
  1107. 10:35 PM - The Nuclear Family: Not like shoddy armor plating, but some real proper stuff. Like someone who knew what they were doing put it on
  1108. 10:35 PM - Dez: who wants to go on an adventure then
  1109. 10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: we already robbed one group today
  1110. 10:36 PM - Flint: ^
  1111. 10:36 PM - Surd: "Shit's going down Marlowe. Follow that truck."
  1112. 10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: I think that's the limit for Marlowe
  1113. 10:36 PM - Flint: awww
  1114. 10:36 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Hell no. We have to sell the stuff we've got in the back first."
  1115. 10:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: The loud motor fades into the distance as you drive past the intersection without changing course
  1116. 10:37 PM - Dez: hey guys
  1117. 10:37 PM - Dez: we should make a vote to kill marlowe
  1118. 10:37 PM - Flint: Ok
  1119. 10:37 PM - Dez: Yay or Nay?
  1120. 10:37 PM - Surd: Nay
  1121. 10:37 PM - Flint: Ay
  1122. 10:37 PM - Dez: damn
  1123. 10:37 PM - Dez: Yay
  1124. 10:38 PM - The Nuclear Family: Your wanderer friend looks up. "Hey, that was interesting. Hardly ever see them this close to the towns."
  1125. 10:38 PM - Dez: "Them?"
  1126. 10:38 PM - Flint: "Huh?"
  1127. 10:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: what the fuck, guys
  1128. 10:38 PM - Dez: :V
  1129. 10:38 PM - Dez: calm yo tits
  1130. 10:38 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Yeah, you don't recognize them? Who else can make a nice-looking armored truck like that? Them tech junkies, the Brotherhood."
  1131. 10:39 PM - Surd: i'm not gonna try and kill our driver. that seems to turn out badly
  1132. 10:39 PM - Dez: :V
  1133. 10:39 PM - Flint: "Brotherhood? I think I heard about them..ehm."
  1134. 10:39 PM - Flint: "Interesting I guess"
  1135. 10:39 PM - Dez: "They might be able to help us."
  1136. 10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: last time someone tried to kill me, the bullet bounced off
  1137. 10:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1138. 10:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: "I doubt it, buddy. They like to hole up in their little aircraft carrier."
  1139. 10:40 PM - Dez: "We could agree to give them any hi-tech shit that we can't use and they'll kill some raiders."
  1140. 10:41 PM - Flint: "Are they even open to trading?"
  1141. 10:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: question: does the pickup/cab/cabup/pickab have a radio
  1142. 10:42 PM - Dez: "Probably for food and water."
  1143. 10:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: sure, a radio to pick up tunes
  1144. 10:42 PM - Dez: Dez wispers to Flint "Perhaps they'll buy our water chips?"
  1145. 10:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Not usually, but if you've got something they like and they think you'd be more useful as a contact than a loot option, they might just trade with you."
  1146. 10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: in this case
  1147. 10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoDPPgWbfXY
  1148. 10:43 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Otherwise they'll probably strip you bare and kick you to the curb. They're practically tech fetishists."
  1149. 10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: guy
  1150. 10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: s
  1151. 10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: with me being a cyborg
  1152. 10:43 PM - Flint: whispering back to Dez "I don't know jack shit about these guys. This is like my first time hearing about them. Vault woman, remember?"
  1153. 10:43 PM - Dez: Ooooooo
  1154. 10:43 PM - Det. Marlowe: going to the brotherhood might be a terrible idea :v
  1155. 10:43 PM - Dez: yeah that's going to be a problem
  1156. 10:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: how's about
  1157. 10:44 PM - Dez: "Ah"
  1158. 10:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: don't say you're a borg
  1159. 10:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: ???
  1160. 10:44 PM - Det. Marlowe: they'll figure it out, probably
  1161. 10:44 PM - Dez: the probably got borg detectors
  1162. 10:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: not your standard grunt
  1163. 10:44 PM - Dez: "Also Stranger. You said you travel place to place right?"
  1164. 10:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: "That I do."
  1165. 10:45 PM - Dez: "I need you to spread the word that Dez Durgein is looking for men who are willing to get rid of the raider menace."
  1166. 10:45 PM - The Nuclear Family: He raises an eyebrow
  1167. 10:46 PM - Surd: intrigued eyebrow or worried eyebrow?
  1168. 10:46 PM - Dez: "I'm gonna try and boot out every piece of shit that inhabits the alleyways."
  1169. 10:46 PM - The Nuclear Family: intrigued
  1170. 10:46 PM - Flint: "Yeah he's pretty on for this but the guy driving has a hard-on for the whole thing."
  1171. 10:46 PM - Dez: "But I can't do it alone, so I need your help to rally up support for this."
  1172. 10:46 PM - Flint: "They're serious"
  1173. 10:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: He gives a loud laugh. "Well, good luck with that quest, friend."
  1174. 10:47 PM - Flint: :<
  1175. 10:47 PM - Flint: slapped
  1176. 10:47 PM - Dez: "If you aren't going to take me seriously then just consider it as a dying man's last wish."
  1177. 10:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Heros end up dead. I've seen it before, and I'll see it again, no doubt. Don't be a hero."
  1178. 10:48 PM - Flint: "That's what I tried telling them."
  1179. 10:48 PM - Dez: "There were heroes back before the war weren't there? Why not now?"
  1180. 10:49 PM - Dez: "People don't believe in heroes, but I'm willing to prove them wrong."
  1181. 10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: man I wish I could actually join in
  1182. 10:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: sure you could
  1183. 10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: but a) it wouldn't be in character
  1184. 10:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: no reason why you can't
  1185. 10:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: except that I guess
  1186. 10:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: same goes to you surd
  1187. 10:49 PM - Flint: "Cause they got blown to oblivion while we were stuffed into metal boxes underground...that's how this world spins."
  1188. 10:49 PM - Dez: "Hey Marlowe! Back me up on this shit!"
  1189. 10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: and b) I can't hear them because I'm in the cab and they're in the bed :v
  1190. 10:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: nobody cares about that
  1191. 10:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: "What?"
  1192. 10:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: pretend they're speaking loud
  1193. 10:50 PM - Surd: "Which war?"
  1194. 10:50 PM - The Nuclear Family: "THE war!"
  1195. 10:50 PM - Dez: "Just get back here man!"
  1196. 10:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: "I fucking can't, I'm driving!"
  1197. 10:50 PM - Dez: "Flint you take the wheel then! You're giving me all these negative vibes."
  1198. 10:50 PM - The Nuclear Family: and driving you are, doing very important business
  1199. 10:50 PM - Flint: "Please don't get Justice back here and force us all to watch him erect with some generic speech"
  1200. 10:51 PM - Flint: Flint groans in annoyance
  1201. 10:51 PM - Dez: "You agree with me right Surd?"
  1202. 10:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: look, there's a giant rat in the middle of the street! Want to aim for it?
  1203. 10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck yeah
  1204. 10:51 PM - Dez: :V
  1205. 10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: pilot roll?
  1206. 10:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: roll piloting
  1207. 10:51 PM - Surd: "Look man, if he doesn't want in, he doesn't want in. Leave him alone."
  1208. 10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck
  1209. 10:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: guess I missed him, then :v
  1210. 10:51 PM - Flint: "However, he is just asking for the man to spread the word...if anything."
  1211. 10:52 PM - Dez: "Look man, just let people know that someone is looking out for the common interest."
  1212. 10:52 PM - Dez: "This raider problem is only going to get worse if someone doesn't step up to fight it."
  1213. 10:52 PM - The Nuclear Family: You feel nothing, and as you glance in the rearview mirror, you see it stand on its hindlegs and wave a little rat claw at you. The little bastard knew. He's mocking you, you realize as he's nothing but a dot in the mirror
  1214. 10:52 PM - Dez: :V
  1215. 10:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: I flip him off as he disappears into the distance
  1216. 10:53 PM - Dez: brb
  1217. 10:53 PM - Surd: "Marlowe, eyes on the road please."
  1218. 10:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Well, what's in it for me, to spread this word of yours? I go around shouting nonesense, I'm likely to be given the cold shoulder and a bad rep."
  1219. 10:54 PM - Flint: "You should do it at a bar."
  1220. 10:54 PM - Flint: "And say it jokingly."
  1221. 10:54 PM - Flint: "It'l add to the accuracy"
  1222. 10:54 PM - Flint: it'll*
  1223. 10:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddamn
  1224. 10:54 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Then what's the point of even doing it at all?"
  1225. 10:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: you're really set on playing your character as a total bitch
  1226. 10:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: ain't you :v
  1227. 10:54 PM - Dez: "Because it might just work."
  1228. 10:55 PM - Flint: I'm a Vault woman tossed in a hellhole, I'm mentally unbalanced, and I'm skeptical
  1229. 10:55 PM - Flint: Yeah, I'll come off as a bitch
  1230. 10:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: Roll CHR, Dez
  1231. 10:55 PM - Dez: o pass!
  1232. 10:55 PM - Dez: shit nvm
  1233. 10:55 PM - Dez: fail by 1
  1234. 10:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: gg
  1235. 10:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Sorry, not worth my time. A little collateral, some payment of a sort, and I'd do it. This ain't worth it."
  1236. 10:57 PM - Dez: "How much you want?"
  1237. 10:57 PM - Surd: "That better come out of your share, Dez."
  1238. 10:57 PM - Dez: "Oh it is."
  1239. 10:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: "100 caps."
  1240. 10:57 PM - Dez: "How about 500 caps and this?" Dez takes off his helmet
  1241. 10:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddammit, Dez
  1242. 10:58 PM - Flint: Flint's jaw drops
  1243. 10:58 PM - Flint: "What the fuck!?"
  1244. 10:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Hell yeah, I'll take it!"
  1245. 10:58 PM - Det. Marlowe: if you keep it up I can't borrow cash from you to buy a shotgun
  1246. 10:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: "I
  1247. 10:58 PM - Dez: Dez tosses it over
  1248. 10:58 PM - Dez: "This helmet belonged to a motorcycle ganger named HORSE"
  1249. 10:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: 'll shout your damn message from the highest point if I have to."
  1250. 10:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: yyyyyyy
  1251. 10:58 PM - Dez: "His blood still covers the inside of it."
  1252. 10:58 PM - Flint: "Uh.."
  1253. 10:59 PM - Dez: "Just a little evidence of progress."
  1254. 10:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: "HORSE? I seem to remember hearing about a biker who went by that name..."
  1255. 10:59 PM - Surd: You fucked up Dez
  1256. 10:59 PM - Surd: HORSE probably had a huge family
  1257. 11:00 PM - Surd: and a noble spirit
  1258. 11:00 PM - Dez: I must remind GM that I am still in overwatch mode
  1259. 11:00 PM - Dez: with a spear
  1260. 11:00 PM - Dez: pointed at mr stranger man
  1261. 11:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: please don't stab random wanderer dude
  1262. 11:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: are you gonna stab the guy or something
  1263. 11:00 PM - Flint: I'll follow it up with fireball
  1264. 11:00 PM - Det. Marlowe: your random stabbings record is already pretty bad
  1265. 11:00 PM - Dez: "Well I chopped his head off."
  1266. 11:00 PM - The Nuclear Family: saying "I heard about that" doesn't mean "I knew and loved him"
  1267. 11:01 PM - The Nuclear Family: you are too paranoid
  1268. 11:01 PM - Dez: yeah but when everyone is suggesting he does it seems good to remind you
  1269. 11:01 PM - Dez: I'm not going to stab him
  1270. 11:01 PM - Surd: im just kidding
  1271. 11:01 PM - Dez: but I'm totally ready too
  1272. 11:01 PM - Dez: now brb
  1273. 11:01 PM - Dez: gotta get fud
  1274. 11:01 PM - The Nuclear Family: "Let's see those caps."
  1275. 11:02 PM - The Nuclear Family: One more Outdoorsman roll, Surd~
  1276. 11:02 PM - Surd: Is Dez supposed to be paying him?
  1277. 11:02 PM - The Nuclear Family: well Dez just brb'd
  1278. 11:02 PM - Surd: pass
  1279. 11:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: You glance out your side mirror. Trailing behind your truck but quickly picking up speed, you spot a car. It's covered in spikes, splattered with blood, and has poles with heads and skulls stuck on them. Sticking their heads out of the windows are two men and two women with crazed looks on their faces
  1280. 11:04 PM - The Nuclear Family: They're waving weapons around
  1281. 11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Look alive, people!"
  1282. 11:04 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Looks like we've got some adoring fans on our ass."
  1283. 11:04 PM - Surd: "Can we outrun them?"
  1284. 11:05 PM - Det. Marlowe: what kind of car is the other one?
  1285. 11:05 PM - The Nuclear Family: W(anderer): "Ah shit, the headhunters."
  1286. 11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually, we're driving a pickup
  1287. 11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: so unless they're rolling four deep in a flea commuter
  1288. 11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: we can't outrun them
  1289. 11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1290. 11:06 PM - The Nuclear Family: A compact, of all things
  1291. 11:06 PM - Det. Marlowe: "In this thing? No way."
  1292. 11:06 PM - The Nuclear Family: It looks almost hilarious the way its blue paint clashes with its morbid decorations
  1293. 11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh god it's the eurotuners
  1294. 11:07 PM - Surd: I lean my head out the side and aim for the craziest one.
  1295. 11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: is the hood rusted
  1296. 11:07 PM - The Nuclear Family: Unfortunately not. It looks in fair condition
  1297. 11:07 PM - Flint: How close are they via hexes?
  1298. 11:07 PM - Det. Marlowe: ok so I guess it's not the eurotuners
  1299. 11:08 PM - Flint: or w.e
  1300. 11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: shame I was hoping to massacre some douchebags
  1301. 11:08 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1302. 11:08 PM - Surd: I have PE 7 with Cautious Nature
  1303. 11:09 PM - Surd: They should be pretty far
  1304. 11:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: They are, for now
  1305. 11:09 PM - Dez: back
  1306. 11:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: But like I said, they're gaining
  1307. 11:09 PM - Dez: what has happened
  1308. 11:09 PM - The Nuclear Family: The wanderer puts on the helmet Dez so kindly provided
  1309. 11:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: we've got douchebag eurotuners on our ass
  1310. 11:09 PM - Det. Marlowe: with skulls on their car
  1311. 11:10 PM - Surd: and skulls in their heads
  1312. 11:10 PM - The Nuclear Family: "I dunno about you guys, but I like my head firmly on my shoulders. Can you maybe kick this clunker into gear and floor it?"
  1313. 11:10 PM - Dez: headhunters?
  1314. 11:10 PM - Surd: I assumed it meant they kill people and took their heads
  1315. 11:11 PM - Dez: time to jump from the vehicle again
  1316. 11:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, between the name and the skulls on their car
  1317. 11:11 PM - Det. Marlowe: yep
  1318. 11:11 PM - Surd: Which weapons are they carrying?
  1319. 11:12 PM - Dez: "Just remember Stranger. That Helm of the HORSE is just a small taste of the future that is to come."
  1320. 11:12 PM - The Nuclear Family: You can't tell what they're carrying
  1321. 11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddamn Dez is really getting into that shit
  1322. 11:12 PM - Dez: are they within jumping distance
  1323. 11:12 PM - Det. Marlowe: like, religiously so
  1324. 11:13 PM - Dez: yes I am mang
  1325. 11:13 PM - Dez: thats been my backstory
  1326. 11:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: He nods at you, and pulls his pistol from his bag
  1327. 11:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: Everyone roll your sequence
  1328. 11:13 PM - The Nuclear Family: 1d10+sequence
  1329. 11:13 PM - Dez: dude who totally wants to do good shit but doesn't have the resources too so he must do some very fuggly evil shit to get money that he ends up losing
  1330. 11:13 PM - Surd: 15
  1331. 11:13 PM - Dez: 9
  1332. 11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddamn I critfailed my sequence roll :v
  1333. 11:13 PM - Det. Marlowe: 15
  1334. 11:13 PM - Dez: fuck man
  1335. 11:13 PM - Flint: 20
  1336. 11:14 PM - Dez: I should have left kamikaze the way it was
  1337. 11:14 PM - Dez: brb
  1338. 11:15 PM - The Nuclear Family: oh good, that gives me time to make raider sheets c:
  1339. 11:16 PM - Flint: lol
  1340. 11:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: goddammit, Dan :v
  1341. 11:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: c;
  1342. 11:16 PM - The Nuclear Family: hey, I offer XP for people who roll up raider sheets with my list
  1343. 11:16 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but nobody feels like it
  1344. 11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: I mean c'mon
  1345. 11:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: yeah
  1346. 11:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: nobody
  1347. 11:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: including me
  1348. 11:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: and I don't get xp rewards for it
  1349. 11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: how much xp was that again?
  1350. 11:17 PM - Det. Marlowe: 20 per sheet?
  1351. 11:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  1352. 11:17 PM - Surd: where's the list
  1353. 11:17 PM - The Nuclear Family: man do you even look in the dropbox folder at anything :v
  1354. 11:19 PM - Dez: bak
  1355. 11:19 PM - Dez: what happened
  1356. 11:19 PM - Surd: nothing
  1357. 11:19 PM - Det. Marlowe: Dan's lazy and didn't prep any sheets
  1358. 11:20 PM - Dez: alright time to make like 50 sheets then
  1359. 11:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: thank you
  1360. 11:20 PM - The Nuclear Family: so anyway
  1361. 11:21 PM - Dez: why not just keep like 10 sheets handy and pick them out in emergencies?
  1362. 11:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: everyone list your sequences here again so I don't need to scroll up
  1363. 11:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: I mean the total, and not your roll
  1364. 11:21 PM - Flint: 20
  1365. 11:21 PM - Dez: 9
  1366. 11:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: cuz I've only got like 8 to pick from that I have done
  1367. 11:21 PM - The Nuclear Family: and I've used em all already like 3 times :v
  1368. 11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: 15
  1369. 11:21 PM - Surd: 15
  1370. 11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: should I reroll since me and surd got the same one?
  1371. 11:21 PM - Det. Marlowe: or
  1372. 11:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: nah
  1373. 11:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: both of you roll 1d6
  1374. 11:22 PM - The Nuclear Family: highest goes first
  1375. 11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: 2
  1376. 11:22 PM - Surd: 4
  1377. 11:22 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, surd wins
  1378. 11:22 PM - Dez: lol ciaster u suck
  1379. 11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: ....................../´¯/)
  1380. ....................,/¯../
  1381. .................../..../
  1382. ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
  1383. ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
  1384. ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
  1385. .........\.................'...../
  1386. ..........''...\.......... _.·´
  1387. ............\..............(
  1388. ..............\.............\...
  1389. 11:23 PM - Flint: The top is cut off
  1390. 11:23 PM - Flint: Looks painful
  1391. 11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: I know
  1392. 11:23 PM - Det. Marlowe: I never bother with fixing it
  1393. 11:24 PM - Surd: a
  1394. 11:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: Order is: Flint, Tomato Tim(driver), Surd, Machete Matt(front passenger), SMG Sam(back passenger), Marlowe, Buzzsaw(back driver), Dez
  1395. 11:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: aw, Buzzsaw doesn't get a name?
  1396. 11:26 PM - Flint: I'm so happy those are the names
  1397. 11:26 PM - Det. Marlowe: how about Buzzaw Bart
  1398. 11:26 PM - The Nuclear Family: fuck I forgot to give him a name name
  1399. 11:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: thought I did
  1400. 11:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: He was Buzzsaw Barney
  1401. 11:27 PM - Dez: Tomato Tim
  1402. 11:27 PM - Dez: im quaking in me boots
  1403. 11:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: course you are
  1404. 11:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: and you will be in a few moments c;
  1405. 11:27 PM - The Nuclear Family: in any event, Flint, you're up
  1406. 11:27 PM - Flint: The question is, can I hit them from here?
  1407. 11:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: hmm, what's your range?
  1408. 11:28 PM - Flint: 8 on fireball
  1409. 11:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: Yeah no, they're out of range
  1410. 11:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: but at this rate, they'll catch up next round
  1411. 11:28 PM - Flint: Ok and throwing knives says it "Depends"
  1412. 11:28 PM - The Nuclear Family: you can enter overwatch if you want to wait until they're in range, just save your AP
  1413. 11:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: depends on your STR
  1414. 11:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah depends on your str
  1415. 11:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: dammit
  1416. 11:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: but yeah there's a table with the range bonuses
  1417. 11:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: tell you what, roll a knife anyway
  1418. 11:29 PM - Det. Marlowe: in the base book
  1419. 11:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: let's say the knife will be in range
  1420. 11:29 PM - Surd: what is overwatch
  1421. 11:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: check the first page of the new rulebook
  1422. 11:29 PM - Flint: So just a basic throwing test as usual?
  1423. 11:29 PM - Dez: overwatch is essentially a delayed action
  1424. 11:29 PM - The Nuclear Family: aye, roll throwing. Who's the target?
  1425. 11:29 PM - Dez: you just sit there for the current turn
  1426. 11:29 PM - Flint: Well
  1427. 11:30 PM - Flint: Can I hit Sam?
  1428. 11:30 PM - Dez: but if the enemy moves on their turn
  1429. 11:30 PM - Flint: Could my knife get through the driver's window
  1430. 11:30 PM - Dez: then you shoot at them
  1431. 11:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: I doubt there is a driver's window :v
  1432. 11:30 PM - Det. Marlowe: not a lot of glass survived the apocalypse
  1433. 11:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: they're all sticking their like, entire torsos out like retards
  1434. 11:30 PM - Flint: True
  1435. 11:30 PM - Flint: Ok cool
  1436. 11:30 PM - Dez: not really useful in this situtation
  1437. 11:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: they're practically howling
  1438. 11:30 PM - Flint: Time to nail the driver
  1439. 11:30 PM - Flint: 17]
  1440. 11:30 PM - Flint: of 104
  1441. 11:30 PM - The Nuclear Family: the Driver is Tomato
  1442. 11:30 PM - Flint: Yeah him
  1443. 11:30 PM - Flint: Fuck you Tomato Tim
  1444. 11:31 PM - The Nuclear Family: hang on I got like 20 windows open here
  1445. 11:31 PM - The Nuclear Family: which one of these damn things is Tomato
  1446. 11:31 PM - The Nuclear Family: found him~
  1447. 11:31 PM - The Nuclear Family: 17 was it?
  1448. 11:31 PM - Flint: correct
  1449. 11:32 PM - The Nuclear Family: hit
  1450. 11:32 PM - The Nuclear Family: roll damage
  1451. 11:32 PM - Flint: sweet
  1452. 11:32 PM - Flint: 21
  1453. 11:32 PM - The Nuclear Family: got dam
  1454. 11:32 PM - The Nuclear Family: 13 after his armor
  1455. 11:33 PM - Flint: Not bad.
  1456. 11:33 PM - The Nuclear Family: You stand up in the back of the truck, take a moment to line your shot, and fling your knife
  1457. 11:33 PM - The Nuclear Family: It jabs right into his chest, between two scrap metal plates
  1458. 11:33 PM - The Nuclear Family: Tomato's turn!
  1459. 11:34 PM - Flint: "Strike!"
  1460. 11:34 PM - The Nuclear Family: what's your AC?
  1461. 11:34 PM - The Nuclear Family: over 20 IIRC
  1462. 11:34 PM - Flint: 28
  1463. 11:34 PM - Dez: flint you glorious bastard
  1464. 11:34 PM - Dez: time to make a baseball themed character
  1465. 11:34 PM - The Nuclear Family: Tomato leans out and attempts to fire at you
  1466. 11:35 PM - Flint: You know, I technically could do that if I just upped my Melee
  1467. 11:35 PM - The Nuclear Family: his shot whizzes by you harmlessly
  1468. 11:35 PM - The Nuclear Family: He ducks back into the car to reload
  1469. 11:35 PM - The Nuclear Family: Surd!
  1470. 11:35 PM - Flint: Knock people out with spiked baseballs and a special bat
  1471. 11:35 PM - Surd: Can I jump to their car?
  1472. 11:36 PM - The Nuclear Family: If it's not in fireball distance, it's surely not jumping distance
  1473. 11:36 PM - Dez: :C
  1474. 11:36 PM - Dez: Dez sits there and looks at his spear
  1475. 11:36 PM - The Nuclear Family: Let's not forget
  1476. 11:36 PM - Flint: Get into a spear shape and launch yourself Dez
  1477. 11:36 PM - The Nuclear Family: Dez kept the bicycle
  1478. 11:36 PM - Flint: Right into the car
  1479. 11:37 PM - Surd: Alright, I shoot at Tim.
  1480. 11:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: -15 to the shot because he's back in the car now
  1481. 11:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: and those are vehicle penalties as I recall for passengers
  1482. 11:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: was that it, ciaster/
  1483. 11:37 PM - The Nuclear Family: ?
  1484. 11:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: fuck if I know
  1485. 11:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1486. 11:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: lemme check
  1487. 11:38 PM - The Nuclear Family: Shooting from a Moving Vehicle
  1488. The penalty for firing a weapon from a
  1489. moving vehicle is -15% hit chance for a
  1490. passenger, and -30% for the driver. The
  1491. driver can only use one-handed weapons.
  1492. 11:38 PM - The Nuclear Family: there
  1493. 11:38 PM - Det. Marlowe: well, you were faster, I guess :v
  1494. 11:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: I guess that if they roll up to us I could try blasting one of 'em with my mare's leg
  1495. 11:39 PM - Dez: Dez remembers shit
  1496. 11:39 PM - Surd: Okay so I have -30 to the shot, and I lose stuff for darkness and range, right?
  1497. 11:39 PM - Det. Marlowe: actually I'm not sure whether it should count as an one-handed or two-handed weapon
  1498. 11:39 PM - Dez: Dez opens up the duffle bag and tosses the 10mm pistol to the Stranger
  1499. 11:39 PM - Surd: The stranger already grabbed the pistol
  1500. 11:39 PM - The Nuclear Family: it's still bright enough to see fine, and ignore range penalty
  1501. 11:39 PM - Dez: damn
  1502. 11:39 PM - Surd: after nodding at you
  1503. 11:39 PM - Flint: I think that's -30 firing from the driver's seat, Surd
  1504. 11:39 PM - Dez: I was afk
  1505. 11:39 PM - Flint: For you it's just the -15
  1506. 11:40 PM - Det. Marlowe: yeah -30 for driver -15 for passengers
  1507. 11:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  1508. 11:40 PM - Surd: -15 for passenger
  1509. 11:40 PM - Flint: yar
  1510. 11:40 PM - Surd: -15 because tim's in the car
  1511. 11:40 PM - Flint: Oh gotcha, yeah
  1512. 11:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: si si
  1513. 11:40 PM - Surd: Alright so my small guns is 75, i rolled 33, do I pass?
  1514. 11:40 PM - Surd: -10 because snubnose
  1515. 11:40 PM - The Nuclear Family: poor Surd is arsed out with penalties
  1516. 11:41 PM - The Nuclear Family: and has a shit skill to boot :v
  1517. 11:41 PM - The Nuclear Family: yeah, you barely hit him
  1518. 11:41 PM - The Nuclear Family: I suggest improving your skill at some point
  1519. 11:41 PM - The Nuclear Family: but roll damage
  1520. 11:41 PM - Surd: 10
  1521. 11:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: 5 after armor
  1522. 11:42 PM - Surd: okay, I missed that one
  1523. 11:42 PM - Surd: and anothe
  1524. 11:42 PM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS2zCRc7CiA
  1525. 11:42 PM - Surd: there, that's a hit?
  1526. 11:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  1527. 11:42 PM - Surd: 14 damage
  1528. 11:42 PM - The Nuclear Family: 8 after armor
  1529. 11:43 PM - Surd: reload
  1530. 11:43 PM - Surd: end turn
  1531. 11:43 PM - The Nuclear Family: Machete Matt's turn
  1532. 11:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: He waves his machete at you menacingly before he ducks into the car and jabs a stimpak into Tim's neck
  1533. 11:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: ha
  1534. 11:44 PM - Flint: wow
  1535. 11:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: Tim is healed 20 points
  1536. 11:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: He spends the rest of his turn rummaging in his pockets
  1537. 11:44 PM - Flint: This is why you just burn it all
  1538. 11:44 PM - The Nuclear Family: Next, SMG Sam
  1539. 11:45 PM - The Nuclear Family: and as SMG Sam is won't to do
  1540. 11:45 PM - The Nuclear Family: burst fire!
  1541. 11:45 PM - The Nuclear Family: pewpewpewpew
  1542. 11:46 PM - The Nuclear Family: 2 of the wildly fired round manage to strike Marlowe, one strikes Dez, and the last hits Flint
  1543. 11:46 PM - The Nuclear Family: rolling damage now
  1544. 11:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe is hit for 12 and 9, Dez for 13, and Flint for 11
  1545. 11:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: dang
  1546. 11:47 PM - Det. Marlowe: ammo type? prolly fmj
  1547. 11:47 PM - Dez: lol 2 dmg
  1548. 11:47 PM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  1549. 11:48 PM - Dez: Superior Armor is Superior
  1550. 11:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: 10 damage in total
  1551. 11:48 PM - Det. Marlowe: ;_;
  1552. 11:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: The poor, crying robutt is up next
  1553. 11:48 PM - Dez: lol
  1554. 11:48 PM - The Nuclear Family: show em whoz da boss
  1555. 11:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright
  1556. 11:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: hmmm
  1557. 11:49 PM - Dez: why is metal armor is OP
  1558. 11:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: because your gay
  1559. 11:49 PM - Dez: because rebalance son
  1560. 11:49 PM - Flint: 6 after armor, hngh
  1561. 11:49 PM - Dez: because rebalance
  1562. 11:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: y'know, what I'm gonna do is slow down so they're next to us
  1563. 11:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: and then I'm gonna blast the driver through the window with my mare's leg
  1564. 11:49 PM - Det. Marlowe: think that's doable?
  1565. 11:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: eeeehh, sure
  1566. 11:49 PM - The Nuclear Family: why not
  1567. 11:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: "Hold on, everyone."
  1568. 11:50 PM - The Nuclear Family: shouldn't take too long for them speeding and you slowing to line up
  1569. 11:50 PM - The Nuclear Family: don't forget the penalties~
  1570. 11:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: and by slow down I meant hit the brakes
  1571. 11:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1572. 11:50 PM - The Nuclear Family: just roll to shoot :v
  1573. 11:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: just 'nough to line them up :v
  1574. 11:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: sure
  1575. 11:50 PM - Det. Marlowe: alright, that's a pass even with the -30
  1576. 11:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: what about the -12 from his armor?
  1577. 11:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: actually
  1578. 11:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: -18
  1579. 11:51 PM - The Nuclear Family: from his AGI too
  1580. 11:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: hm
  1581. 11:51 PM - Det. Marlowe: if my math is correct
  1582. 11:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: it should still be a pass :v
  1583. 11:52 PM - The Nuclear Family: what even is your skill
  1584. 11:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: 104
  1585. 11:52 PM - The Nuclear Family: ah
  1586. 11:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: wait no 101
  1587. 11:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: but that doesn't matter anyway
  1588. 11:52 PM - The Nuclear Family: nope, that's a fail then
  1589. 11:52 PM - Det. Marlowe: guess my math wasn't correct then
  1590. 11:52 PM - The Nuclear Family: 101 as your skill - 43, 30 from the penalty and 18 from the armor, is 53
  1591. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: aw fuck
  1592. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: and that's why I barely passed
  1593. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1594. 11:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: but hey, now you know :v
  1595. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: oh well
  1596. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: and I could've dealt 21 damage
  1597. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: rip
  1598. 11:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: rip
  1599. 11:53 PM - Det. Marlowe: anyway, end turn
  1600. 11:53 PM - The Nuclear Family: Buzzsaw Barney's turn!
  1601. 11:54 PM - The Nuclear Family: are you on the left or right of their car?
  1602. 11:54 PM - Det. Marlowe: right
  1603. 11:54 PM - The Nuclear Family: Barney clambers over Sam and sticks his head out the window, revving a ripper
  1604. 11:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: he drags it along the side of your vehicle as Tim speeds his up a bit, bringing the ripper closer and closer to your face
  1605. 11:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: your AC?
  1606. 11:55 PM - The Nuclear Family: Marlowe, that is
  1607. 11:56 PM - Det. Marlowe: 14
  1608. 11:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: welp, that's a hit :v
  1609. 11:56 PM - The Nuclear Family: 22 damage
  1610. 11:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: there is now a nice big gash in the side of both your vehicle and yourself
  1611. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: rip
  1612. 11:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: Finally poor Dez's turn
  1613. 11:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: inb4 jump
  1614. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: I'm at 5 hp
  1615. 11:57 PM - The Nuclear Family: because you can do that now
  1616. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: let me reiterate
  1617. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: I am
  1618. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: at five
  1619. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: hit
  1620. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: points
  1621. 11:57 PM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  1622. 11:57 PM - Dez: Dez stands up and rips the tarp off his bike all anime like and in slow mo
  1623. 11:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: the tarp flutters off into the wind in a dramatic fashion
  1624. 11:58 PM - Dez: He mounts dat shit and pulls shades out of no where
  1625. 11:58 PM - Dez: *Ding* *Ring*
  1626. 11:58 PM - Dez: And off he goes down the back of the truck
  1627. 11:58 PM - Dez: time to chase after the other guys
  1628. 11:58 PM - Dez: roll STR for pedal or what?
  1629. 11:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  1630. 11:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: are
  1631. 11:58 PM - Dez: dude
  1632. 11:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: you
  1633. 11:58 PM - The Nuclear Family: fucking
  1634. 11:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: serious
  1635. 11:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: that's it
  1636. 11:59 PM - Dez: "whoa"
  1637. 11:59 PM - Det. Marlowe: haaaaaha
  1638. 11:59 PM - Flint: Dez and this fucking bicycle
  1639. 11:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: +2 to all speed-related bicycle strength rolls
  1640. 11:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: from now on
  1641. 11:59 PM - Dez: Dez pedals throughout space and time and into a rainbow vortex amd becomes buddha?
  1642. 11:59 PM - The Nuclear Family: congrats, you got a medal
  1643. Saturday, August 16, 2014
  1644. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: You keep pace with the headhunters on nothing but a bicycle
  1645. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: and they are impressed if nothing else
  1646. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: what do now?
  1647. 12:00 AM - Dez: Can I jump onto the back of their truck?
  1648. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: of course
  1649. 12:00 AM - Dez: roll STR?
  1650. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: and you'll even get to take your bike with you
  1651. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: yes
  1652. 12:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: and it isn't a truck it's a compact
  1653. 12:00 AM - Dez: damn
  1654. 12:01 AM - Dez: 1 off
  1655. 12:01 AM - Dez: oh whatver
  1656. 12:01 AM - The Nuclear Family: unfortunately that wasn't a speed-related roll, so your +2 does not apply
  1657. 12:01 AM - The Nuclear Family: you only manage to perform a bunnyhop
  1658. 12:02 AM - Dez: what else can I do?
  1659. 12:02 AM - Dez: Am I in stabbing range or is AP all burned up?
  1660. 12:02 AM - The Nuclear Family: AP all burned up mounting, pedaling and hopping I'm afraid
  1661. 12:02 AM - Dez: :C
  1662. 12:02 AM - The Nuclear Family: but at least you got a permabuff from it
  1663. 12:02 AM - Dez: end turn then
  1664. 12:02 AM - The Nuclear Family: Flint, you're up!
  1665. 12:03 AM - Dez: you mean permanerf?
  1666. 12:03 AM - Dez: or do you mean -2 to STR rolls
  1667. 12:03 AM - Flint: We're right next to them?
  1668. 12:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: I mean +2 in benefit to you
  1669. 12:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: so add 2 to your STR
  1670. 12:03 AM - Dez: o neat
  1671. 12:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: yep, right next to them
  1672. 12:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: whoops I forgot about wanderer oh well he'll go this turn
  1673. 12:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: anyway, flint
  1674. 12:04 AM - Flint: Can I still nail Tim from this spot?
  1675. 12:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: your move?
  1676. 12:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: yep yep
  1677. 12:04 AM - Flint: Double Fireball
  1678. 12:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: only a -15 instead of -30, since the shot is lined up through the window
  1679. 12:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: and you're just a passenger
  1680. 12:04 AM - Flint: Pass Pass
  1681. 12:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: excellent
  1682. 12:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll that damage
  1683. 12:05 AM - The Nuclear Family: W: "H-how the FUCK did you just do that, lady?"
  1684. 12:05 AM - Flint: 32 damage
  1685. 12:05 AM - The Nuclear Family: you don't total the damage
  1686. 12:06 AM - The Nuclear Family: that messes with the formulas
  1687. 12:06 AM - Flint: 15/17 sorry
  1688. 12:06 AM - The Nuclear Family: 13/15 then
  1689. 12:06 AM - The Nuclear Family: Tomato Tim is now on fire
  1690. 12:06 AM - The Nuclear Family: dear god his screams are agonized
  1691. 12:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: just a hunch but
  1692. 12:07 AM - Surd: Does it interfere with his driving?
  1693. 12:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: being on fire probably kinda messes with that
  1694. 12:07 AM - Flint: "Can't take the heat!? Too bad!"
  1695. 12:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
  1696. 12:07 AM - The Nuclear Family: but he still has the piece of mind to take a shot at you
  1697. 12:07 AM - The Nuclear Family: and misses horribly
  1698. 12:07 AM - Flint: I'm literally pelvic thrusting at him and he misses
  1699. 12:07 AM - Flint: Poor fuck
  1700. 12:07 AM - The Nuclear Family: the shot whizzes between your legs harmlessly
  1701. 12:08 AM - Flint: Cool, well I think that's all I can do
  1702. 12:08 AM - Flint: End Turn.
  1703. 12:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: the car begins to weave erratically as Machete Matt attempts to smother the fire with a large blanket or something
  1704. 12:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: oh wait
  1705. 12:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: Surd goes
  1706. 12:09 AM - The Nuclear Family: then that happens
  1707. 12:09 AM - The Nuclear Family: but he manages to keep the car straight, kinda
  1708. 12:09 AM - The Nuclear Family: Surd, open fire
  1709. 12:09 AM - The Nuclear Family: fuck you
  1710. 12:09 AM - Surd: crit miss miss crit
  1711. 12:09 AM - Det. Marlowe: he really is absurd
  1712. 12:09 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll 1d10
  1713. 12:09 AM - Flint: Yep
  1714. 12:10 AM - Surd: 6, what is that?
  1715. 12:10 AM - The Nuclear Family: 6 - Unconsciousness for 1d4 turns
  1716. 12:10 AM - Surd: Nice
  1717. 12:10 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll damage
  1718. 12:10 AM - Surd: 15
  1719. 12:10 AM - Det. Marlowe: you were going for the driver, right?
  1720. 12:10 AM - Surd: Yep
  1721. 12:10 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll 1d10
  1722. 12:10 AM - Det. Marlowe: thank fuck
  1723. 12:11 AM - Det. Marlowe: I'm literally dying
  1724. 12:11 AM - Surd: so do i roll 1d4 twice?
  1725. 12:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll 2d4
  1726. 12:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: yep
  1727. 12:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: he's out cold for 7 turns
  1728. 12:11 AM - Surd: Does he crash?
  1729. 12:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: which is ironic because he's on fire
  1730. 12:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: Now, despite the fact that Tim is no longer screaming because he is unconscious
  1731. 12:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: everyone else in the car is
  1732. 12:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: Machete Matt attempts to smother Tim's hot body, while Buzzsaw Bill leans forwards to grab the wheel
  1733. 12:12 AM - Det. Marlowe: I flip them off, too
  1734. 12:12 AM - Surd: I aim for Bill
  1735. 12:12 AM - Det. Marlowe: fuck these guys
  1736. 12:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: he does not know which was is left
  1737. 12:13 AM - Surd: miss
  1738. 12:13 AM - The Nuclear Family: they veer into a fire hydrant and crash, the front of their vehicle crumpling
  1739. 12:14 AM - Det. Marlowe: alright, I'm gonna slam on the brakes
  1740. 12:14 AM - The Nuclear Family: The front of their vehicle is currently smoking and spewing some small, but growing, flames. These things have nuclear reactors. SMG Sam burst fires at you as a last ditch attempt
  1741. 12:15 AM - Surd: Man it's like that scene from pulp fictoin
  1742. 12:15 AM - Dez: the fallout crew described in one sentence: plot relevant pyskers/useless fighters, murderhobos, generic straightmen, and a video game reference
  1743. 12:15 AM - The Nuclear Family: and misses horribly
  1744. 12:15 AM - Dez: this doesn't apply to the newbies but whatev
  1745. 12:15 AM - The Nuclear Family: all of hit shots go wide and don't so much as scratch your truck
  1746. 12:15 AM - Surd: nah my fighter is pretty useless
  1747. 12:15 AM - The Nuclear Family: Dez pedals past
  1748. 12:15 AM - Dez: :V
  1749. 12:15 AM - The Nuclear Family: Dez, roll AGI
  1750. 12:16 AM - Dez: fail
  1751. 12:16 AM - The Nuclear Family: Shame, you don't grab any loot
  1752. 12:16 AM - Dez: which is suprising Surd because you character is OP as fuck in theory
  1753. 12:16 AM - The Nuclear Family: You're welcome to try and go back and see if you can grab some loot before it goes up in flames :v
  1754. 12:17 AM - Surd: "Marlowe, we must rob these corpses!"
  1755. 12:17 AM - The Nuclear Family: and by that I mean nuclear flames
  1756. 12:17 AM - Flint: I'm plot relevant?
  1757. 12:17 AM - Dez: alright I will
  1758. 12:17 AM - The Nuclear Family: these things explode, remember
  1759. 12:17 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I'm not going in there
  1760. 12:17 AM - Det. Marlowe: I've got 5 hp
  1761. 12:17 AM - Dez: I said that list doesn't apply to you :V
  1762. 12:17 AM - Flint: oh woops can't read horrible
  1763. 12:17 AM - Dez: GM I'll go back and snatch dat loot
  1764. 12:17 AM - The Nuclear Family: Going to try for a loot grab?
  1765. 12:17 AM - Dez: yyeyeye
  1766. 12:17 AM - The Nuclear Family: Roll AGI
  1767. 12:17 AM - Dez: fail
  1768. 12:18 AM - Dez: how many times can I try this?
  1769. 12:18 AM - The Nuclear Family: depends on how long you want to push your luck
  1770. 12:18 AM - Dez: C:<
  1771. 12:18 AM - Dez: again
  1772. 12:18 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll
  1773. 12:18 AM - Dez: oh pass
  1774. 12:18 AM - Det. Marlowe: as he's grabbing the loot
  1775. 12:19 AM - Det. Marlowe: I'm gonna bandage up
  1776. 12:19 AM - The Nuclear Family: Dez runs frantically up to the crashed vehicle
  1777. 12:19 AM - The Nuclear Family: He attempts to open the bent door, getting nowhere, before he realizes there is no window, and leans in to grab stuff
  1778. 12:19 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll 1d4
  1779. 12:19 AM - Dez: 4 fgt
  1780. 12:19 AM - Dez: i roll a 4 4u
  1781. 12:19 AM - Dez: :3
  1782. 12:21 AM - The Nuclear Family: You grab SMG Sam's Wondernine SMG [19/50], a stimpak, a box of 33 rounds for the wondernine, and a nuka cola
  1783. 12:21 AM - The Nuclear Family: the flames are much higher now
  1784. 12:21 AM - Dez: coo
  1785. 12:22 AM - The Nuclear Family: but hey, it hasn't blown up yet
  1786. 12:22 AM - Dez: can I grab more stuff?
  1787. 12:22 AM - The Nuclear Family: want to try again?
  1788. 12:22 AM - Dez: sure
  1789. 12:22 AM - Dez: All my characters are meant to die at some point
  1790. 12:22 AM - The Nuclear Family: well, roll
  1791. 12:22 AM - Dez: make em OP then kill them
  1792. 12:22 AM - Dez: pass
  1793. 12:22 AM - The Nuclear Family: 1d4
  1794. 12:22 AM - Dez: 1
  1795. 12:23 AM - The Nuclear Family: You grab Tomato Tim's Derringer Alaskan Survival Pistol [14/50]
  1796. 12:23 AM - The Nuclear Family: you start thinking this is a really bad idea to stick around anymore
  1797. 12:23 AM - The Nuclear Family: but hey
  1798. 12:23 AM - The Nuclear Family: want to try again?
  1799. 12:24 AM - Dez: what is the damage that the explosion could possibly do?
  1800. 12:24 AM - The Nuclear Family: yes
  1801. 12:24 AM - Flint: The rest of us are at a safe distance, yes?
  1802. 12:24 AM - Dez: what do you think guys?
  1803. 12:24 AM - The Nuclear Family: sure, the rest of you guys are safe
  1804. 12:24 AM - Dez: I got 8 DT and 25 DR to explosives
  1805. 12:24 AM - Det. Marlowe: well
  1806. 12:24 AM - Det. Marlowe: a bundle of c4 deals
  1807. 12:24 AM - Det. Marlowe: 5d20+2d8
  1808. 12:25 AM - Surd: It's not worth a crippled leg or something
  1809. 12:25 AM - Det. Marlowe: I'd say that an exploding nuclear reactor would deal much more
  1810. 12:25 AM - Surd: Ruins the pedaling
  1811. 12:25 AM - Dez: alright lets get out of there then
  1812. 12:25 AM - The Nuclear Family: you mount your bike and pedal with your loot
  1813. 12:25 AM - The Nuclear Family: roll STR c:
  1814. 12:25 AM - Dez: 4
  1815. 12:25 AM - Dez: aka 2
  1816. 12:26 AM - The Nuclear Family: that ain't how it works
  1817. 12:26 AM - Dez: also give me the stats for these when you are done
  1818. 12:26 AM - The Nuclear Family: you add 2 to your str
  1819. 12:26 AM - The Nuclear Family: it's in the book faggot
  1820. 12:26 AM - Dez: oh whatever
  1821. 12:26 AM - Dez: it passes
  1822. 12:26 AM - The Nuclear Family: well, you pedal the fuck out of there
  1823. 12:26 AM - The Nuclear Family: and it goes up
  1824. 12:26 AM - The Nuclear Family: what's your rad resist?
  1825. 12:26 AM - Surd: alaskan pistol does 16 damage, 4 ap to fire
  1826. 12:26 AM - Dez: how much damage did it do
  1827. 12:27 AM - Dez: like in theory
  1828. 12:27 AM - The Nuclear Family: 2much
  1829. 12:27 AM - Dez: rad resistance is 18
  1830. 12:27 AM - Det. Marlowe: think I could call dibs on the alaskan survival?
  1831. 12:27 AM - Det. Marlowe: I'd love to upgrade my ankle gun
  1832. 12:27 AM - The Nuclear Family: you got 21 rads
  1833. 12:27 AM - Dez: are those guns just regular guns with names
  1834. 12:28 AM - Dez: no bonus stats :C
  1835. 12:28 AM - The Nuclear Family: yes
  1836. 12:28 AM - The Nuclear Family: be happy I gave the dudes names at all
  1837. 12:28 AM - The Nuclear Family: just add the raider names before the weapon names and boom instant unique
  1838. 12:29 AM - Dez: yeah but yknow
  1839. 12:29 AM - Dez: eh whatver
  1840. 12:29 AM - The Nuclear Family: So let me get a proper loot list straight
  1841. 12:29 AM - The Nuclear Family: [1] SMG Sam's Wondernine SMG [19/50], [1] stimpak, [1] box of 33 9mm FMJ rounds, [1] nuka cola, [1] Tomato Tim's Derringer Alaskan Survival Pistol [14/50]
  1842. 12:30 AM - The Nuclear Family: who wants what?
  1843. 12:30 AM - Dez: Dez throws the Nuka Cola to Surd and the Pistol to Marlowe
  1844. 12:30 AM - Det. Marlowe: yay
  1845. 12:30 AM - Dez: "Who wants the SMG?"
  1846. 12:30 AM - Det. Marlowe: gonna have to buy a few .44 rounds :v
  1847. 12:30 AM - The Nuclear Family: [1] SMG Sam's Wondernine SMG [19/50], [1] stimpak, [1] box of 33 9mm FMJ rounds
  1848. 12:30 AM - Flint: Nuka Cola?
  1849. 12:30 AM - Dez: heuheuhueh
  1850. 12:30 AM - Dez: I'm keeping the simpack
  1851. 12:31 AM - The Nuclear Family: Does Flint have a Nuka addiction :v
  1852. 12:31 AM - Dez: it seems so
  1853. 12:31 AM - The Nuclear Family: [1] SMG Sam's Wondernine SMG [19/50], [1] box of 33 9mm FMJ rounds
  1854. 12:31 AM - Flint: Can I catch the Nuka-Cola mid-air?
  1855. 12:31 AM - Surd: I toss the Nuka Cola to Flint
  1856. 12:31 AM - Dez: roll for it fgt
  1857. 12:31 AM - Dez: damn
  1858. 12:31 AM - Flint: 4 I pass
  1859. 12:31 AM - The Nuclear Family: You catch the Nuka in mid-flight
  1860. 12:31 AM - Dez: Surd want the SMG then?
  1861. 12:31 AM - The Nuclear Family: Meanwhile, your friend the wanderer is in awe
  1862. 12:31 AM - Flint: "You fellas can have the rest of it."
  1863. 12:32 AM - The Nuclear Family: "Well, that sure lends credence to your story."
  1864. 12:32 AM - Dez: *ding* *ding*
  1865. 12:32 AM - The Nuclear Family: "That was some pedaling, buddy."
  1866. 12:32 AM - Dez: "I ain't fucking kidding around man."
  1867. 12:32 AM - Flint: "Told ya so."
  1868. 12:32 AM - The Nuclear Family: The tassles hanging from the handlebars of Dez's bike blow back gracefully in the breeze
  1869. 12:32 AM - Dez: "I'll take down every single on of these bastards."
  1870. 12:32 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Shit, I'm bleeding all over the seat."
  1871. 12:33 AM - Dez: Dez throws a stimpack over to him
  1872. 12:33 AM - The Nuclear Family: 1200 XP
  1873. 12:33 AM - Det. Marlowe: "Thanks."
  1874. 12:33 AM - Dez: shall I give him the SMG as another ("look how fucking cool I am I killed more raiders")
  1875. 12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: nah
  1876. 12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: if you don't want it, I can take it too :v
  1877. 12:34 AM - Dez: Well who wants it then
  1878. 12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: it'd be a straight up upgrade for my browning
  1879. 12:34 AM - Dez: alright take it along with the ammo fgt
  1880. 12:34 AM - Det. Marlowe: and it can fire bursts!
  1881. 12:34 AM - Surd: We can use it to buy another shill
  1882. 12:34 AM - Surd: oh nevermind
  1883. 12:35 AM - Dez: "So you've seen what we can do. Now do I have your word that you will tell of our great quest and all that shit?"
  1884. 12:36 AM - The Nuclear Family: "Hey, with what you paid me in caps and what I just saw, I'll even tell Jesus fuckin' Christ if he ever shows up."
  1885. 12:36 AM - Surd: "Alright Marlowe, gun it for Terminal. I'll keep an eye out for more raiders."
  1886. 12:37 AM - The Nuclear Family: "Just like, 'hey there J-man, check out these guys, go like, bless 'em, and shit.' Like that."
  1887. 12:37 AM - Det. Marlowe: And with that, we set off.
  1888. 12:37 AM - Det. Marlowe: I guess.
  1889. 12:37 AM - Det. Marlowe: vroom
  1890. 12:37 AM - The Nuclear Family: And so you do
  1891. 12:37 AM - The Nuclear Family: It's evening now, and you arrive at Terminal
  1892. 12:38 AM - The Nuclear Family: Most of the town is starting to settle down after the day's end
  1893. 12:38 AM - The Nuclear Family: All the stores are closed, care to stop at a hotel for the night?
  1894. 12:39 AM - Dez: sure
  1895. 12:39 AM - Dez: we earned it I guess
  1896. 12:40 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah, definitely
  1897. 12:40 AM - Det. Marlowe: and I can regain some hp for resting, too
  1898. 12:40 AM - The Nuclear Family: 50 caps a head for a night, and a good night's rest will restore your healing rate's worth in health
  1899. 12:40 AM - Det. Marlowe: wow
  1900. 12:40 AM - Det. Marlowe: an entire
  1901. 12:40 AM - Det. Marlowe: 2 hp
  1902. 12:40 AM - The Nuclear Family: hey
  1903. 12:41 AM - The Nuclear Family: you're welcome to rest and waste days faffing about
  1904. 12:41 AM - Dez: why do I pay 600 caps for a doctor then
  1905. 12:41 AM - Det. Marlowe: doesn't resting multiply the healing rate?
  1906. 12:41 AM - Dez: o wait nvm
  1907. 12:41 AM - The Nuclear Family: You heal your healing rate in 24 hours of activity, or 6 hours of resting
  1908. 12:41 AM - Dez: healing rate
  1909. 12:41 AM - Det. Marlowe: like, resting at a comfortable place like a hotel etc as opposed to just waiting in the middle of the desert
  1910. 12:41 AM - Det. Marlowe: well
  1911. 12:41 AM - Det. Marlowe: let's say we'll stay there for 12 hours then :v
  1912. 12:42 AM - Flint: 1 hp. Yay
  1913. 12:42 AM - Surd: "Can someone spot me 25 caps? I'm a little cash-poor after that whole fiasco."
  1914. 12:42 AM - Dez: 6 hp
  1915. 12:42 AM - Dez: which actually got me to full
  1916. 12:42 AM - The Nuclear Family: Man, this is your fault for being an android, which cuts your health gained from conventional means, and getting tight nuts, which does the same with repair means
  1917. 12:42 AM - Flint: Is it the healing rate per hour of rest?
  1918. 12:42 AM - Det. Marlowe: I know
  1919. 12:42 AM - Dez: Dez hands over 25 more
  1920. 12:42 AM - Flint: Cause my rate is 1
  1921. 12:42 AM - Dez: per 6 hours
  1922. 12:42 AM - Flint: god damn
  1923. 12:42 AM - Dez: and we are sleeping for 12 hours
  1924. 12:42 AM - Surd: "Right on, Dez."
  1925. 12:42 AM - Dez: so 2 hp
  1926. 12:43 AM - Surd: I sleep for six
  1927. 12:43 AM - Dez: "You owe me"
  1928. 12:43 AM - The Nuclear Family: It's healing rate/6 hours
  1929. 12:43 AM - Surd: regular maintenance for the other six
  1930. 12:43 AM - Det. Marlowe: mine's 2 so I regain a whooping 4 hp :v
  1931. 12:43 AM - Dez: "I got like 75 caps left."
  1932. 12:43 AM - The Nuclear Family: it's not like you're supposed to rely on it
  1933. 12:43 AM - Surd: do I roll repair?
  1934. 12:43 AM - Flint: Still 9 hp to go
  1935. 12:43 AM - Det. Marlowe: wow, I'm loaded compared to you poor scrubs
  1936. 12:43 AM - Det. Marlowe: I've got 957 caps
  1937. 12:43 AM - The Nuclear Family: hang on, what are you maintaining?
  1938. 12:43 AM - Flint: Guess I'll use a band-aid and bandage combo again
  1939. 12:44 AM - Surd: 5 on my gun
  1940. 12:44 AM - Surd: 1 on my coat
  1941. 12:44 AM - Flint: Sweet 8 health back
  1942. 12:44 AM - The Nuclear Family: alright, roll
  1943. 12:44 AM - Dez: also yes I'd like to maintain me speaaaaaaaaaaaaar
  1944. 12:44 AM - The Nuclear Family: G
  1945. 12:44 AM - Surd: damnit
  1946. 12:44 AM - The Nuclear Family: FUCKING
  1947. 12:44 AM - The Nuclear Family: G
  1948. 12:44 AM - Dez: wat
  1949. 12:45 AM - Dez: pfft
  1950. 12:45 AM - The Nuclear Family: what gun were you fixing?
  1951. 12:45 AM - The Nuclear Family: are
  1952. 12:45 AM - Flint: Uh oh
  1953. 12:45 AM - The Nuclear Family: are you kidding me
  1954. 12:45 AM - Dez: the luckiest player gets the most critfails
  1955. 12:45 AM - Dez: and its only been 2 sessions :V
  1956. 12:45 AM - Surd: .38 special for the first five
  1957. 12:45 AM - The Nuclear Family: for this heaping helping of absolute bullshit, I award you the Critical Mess medal
  1958. 12:45 AM - Surd: coat for the last
  1959. 12:45 AM - The Nuclear Family: permanent +2 to your crit chance
  1960. 12:46 AM - Surd: Sweet
  1961. 12:46 AM - The Nuclear Family: so that's 2 critfails, three fails? and a crit
  1962. 12:46 AM - Dez: 2OP
  1963. 12:46 AM - Dez: pls nerf
  1964. 12:46 AM - Surd: yep
  1965. 12:46 AM - Dez: what is your crit chance now?
  1966. 12:47 AM - Surd: 12
  1967. 12:47 AM - Dez: did you not take finesse
  1968. 12:47 AM - Surd: I took fast shot and gifted
  1969. 12:47 AM - Dez: you can't not make a crit machine and not take both finesse and fastshot
  1970. 12:47 AM - The Nuclear Family: your critfail bumble fucks break your gun for 5 points each
  1971. 12:47 AM - Dez: surd me boi you have much to learn
  1972. 12:47 AM - The Nuclear Family: while your 3 failures repair 2 points each
  1973. 12:47 AM - Surd: I'll take sniper if i live that long
  1974. 12:48 AM - The Nuclear Family: your critpass repairs 10
  1975. 12:48 AM - The Nuclear Family: mark down in the notes how many times it's been maintained
  1976. 12:48 AM - Dez: how many times can you perform maintenance on something?
  1977. 12:48 AM - Surd: 5
  1978. 12:48 AM - Dez: lol shit nigga
  1979. 12:49 AM - Surd: yeah
  1980. 12:49 AM - Dez: agh damn
  1981. 12:49 AM - Dez: I thought I crit
  1982. 12:49 AM - Dez: but no crit for me
  1983. 12:49 AM - The Nuclear Family: poor bb
  1984. 12:49 AM - The Nuclear Family: start smoking
  1985. 12:49 AM - Dez: no
  1986. 12:49 AM - Dez: I'll take psycho instead
  1987. 12:50 AM - Dez: which is 25% dmg boost right?
  1988. 12:50 AM - The Nuclear Family: why are you taking it now
  1989. 12:50 AM - Dez: which is actually like 40% for me
  1990. 12:50 AM - Det. Marlowe: in case someone actually cares I'm maintaining my inventory and that's why I'm silent
  1991. 12:50 AM - Dez: I'm not taking it now
  1992. 12:50 AM - Det. Marlowe: so I'm not dead or anything
  1993. 12:50 AM - Dez: :V
  1994. 12:50 AM - Det. Marlowe: gotta buy a vest
  1995. 12:50 AM - Det. Marlowe: guess I literally brought this on myself with the damage rates :v
  1996. 12:51 AM - Dez: oooooh
  1997. 12:51 AM - Dez: I need ducttape
  1998. 12:51 AM - Flint: You need duck tape
  1999. 12:51 AM - Det. Marlowe: pop over to the odds&ends store and buy a roll?
  2000. 12:51 AM - Det. Marlowe: hm
  2001. 12:51 AM - Dez: how much
  2002. 12:51 AM - The Nuclear Family: alright alright what do you want?
  2003. 12:52 AM - Dez: anything that can put a machete on a spear
  2004. 12:52 AM - The Nuclear Family: duct tape it is
  2005. 12:52 AM - The Nuclear Family: your barter?
  2006. 12:52 AM - Dez: to give it an extra damage dice
  2007. 12:52 AM - Dez: 16
  2008. 12:52 AM - The Nuclear Family: lol
  2009. 12:52 AM - Dez: problem fgt?
  2010. 12:53 AM - The Nuclear Family: 34 caps/roll for you
  2011. 12:53 AM - Dez: fuck man
  2012. 12:53 AM - Dez: can I do my thingy now?
  2013. 12:53 AM - The Nuclear Family: sure
  2014. 12:53 AM - The Nuclear Family: no repair roll necessary
  2015. 12:53 AM - Dez: yay
  2016. 12:54 AM - Dez: If I had to roll I would be poor
  2017. 12:54 AM - The Nuclear Family: you tape your machete to your spear
  2018. 12:54 AM - The Nuclear Family: you now have a spearchete
  2019. 12:54 AM - Det. Marlowe: good for stabbing /and/ swinging around
  2020. 12:54 AM - The Nuclear Family: from a distance at that
  2021. 12:55 AM - Det. Marlowe: the new revolutionary product from StabAMuthaFucka, inc.
  2022. 12:55 AM - The Nuclear Family: it does the same damage as a machete
  2023. 12:55 AM - The Nuclear Family: anyone else want to buy/sell things?
  2024. 12:55 AM - Dez: ye
  2025. 12:55 AM - Surd: "
  2026. 12:55 AM - The Nuclear Family: wot now
  2027. 12:55 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah I wanna buy some .44
  2028. 12:55 AM - The Nuclear Family: what type?
  2029. 12:55 AM - Det. Marlowe: like just a handful of rounds cause damn son that shit's expensive
  2030. 12:55 AM - Dez: oh no I wasn't responding to the buy sell thing fyi
  2031. 12:55 AM - Det. Marlowe: hm
  2032. 12:55 AM - Det. Marlowe: lemme get some o' dat HP goodness
  2033. 12:56 AM - The Nuclear Family: they don't sell em by the handfull, doc
  2034. 12:56 AM - Det. Marlowe: in this case I'll just buy a box
  2035. 12:56 AM - The Nuclear Family: barter?
  2036. 12:56 AM - Dez: man I still have betsy
  2037. 12:56 AM - Dez: the fuck do I do with betsy
  2038. 12:57 AM - Det. Marlowe: sell?
  2039. 12:57 AM - Det. Marlowe: it's an unique, prolly worth more :v
  2040. 12:57 AM - Dez: its a shovel
  2041. 12:57 AM - The Nuclear Family: no nigger
  2042. 12:57 AM - The Nuclear Family: what is your barter skill
  2043. 12:57 AM - Det. Marlowe: barter's 12
  2044. 12:57 AM - Dez: 16
  2045. 12:57 AM - The Nuclear Family: lol
  2046. 12:57 AM - The Nuclear Family: dez i dont need yours fgt
  2047. 12:57 AM - Det. Marlowe: I know I was talking to Wing you racist fuck
  2048. 12:57 AM - Dez: :C
  2049. 12:57 AM - Det. Marlowe: c:
  2050. 12:57 AM - The Nuclear Family: god ur all gay
  2051. 12:57 AM - Dez: :CC x2
  2052. 12:57 AM - The Nuclear Family: and me? RACIST?
  2053. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: I beg your pardon but WHO was the one slaughtering white people in droves?
  2054. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: that's right
  2055. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: you
  2056. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: all of you
  2057. 12:58 AM - Det. Marlowe: you said the n word
  2058. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: NOW WHO'S RACIST?
  2059. 12:58 AM - Det. Marlowe: people who say the n word tend to be racist
  2060. 12:58 AM - Surd: Well, Tomato Tim has a higher bodycount than Dez
  2061. 12:58 AM - Det. Marlowe: *had
  2062. 12:58 AM - Dez: shhh no
  2063. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: anyway
  2064. 12:58 AM - Dez: Its fact that you inherit the body count of those you kill
  2065. 12:58 AM - The Nuclear Family: 200 caps a box for your HP .44s
  2066. 12:59 AM - Dez: so I get max bodycount http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  2067. 12:59 AM - Surd: I didn't kill Tim
  2068. 12:59 AM - The Nuclear Family: who next?
  2069. 12:59 AM - Dez: I did http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  2070. 12:59 AM - Surd: Can I send someone on a shopping trip for me
  2071. 12:59 AM - Dez: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  2072. 12:59 AM - Surd: I need my gun vendor repaired
  2073. 12:59 AM - Det. Marlowe: aight, that's not that bad
  2074. 12:59 AM - Dez: i need money
  2075. 1:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: you gave all yours to a random hitchiker
  2076. 1:00 AM - Det. Marlowe: can I pop over to the repair shop and see if they can at least partially repair my broken ass?
  2077. 1:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: gg
  2078. 1:00 AM - Dez: brb
  2079. 1:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: how do I price a fucking android
  2080. 1:00 AM - Saiko entered chat.
  2081. 1:00 AM - The Nuclear Family: you're late, we're just shopping now
  2082. 1:01 AM - Saiko: i built a lego millenium falcon
  2083. 1:01 AM - Dez: why even spectate
  2084. 1:01 AM - Dez: you left during the good part
  2085. 1:01 AM - The Nuclear Family: he doesn't even read it
  2086. 1:01 AM - Saiko: i do sometimes
  2087. 1:01 AM - Dez: 1:00 AM - Dez: why even spectate
  2088. 1:01 AM - The Nuclear Family: so just how broke are you, ciaster?
  2089. 1:01 AM - Saiko: its more of a "look at it for a few minutes while i do other stuff"
  2090. 1:01 AM - Saiko: because i have two monitors and i can have a constant feed of this :v
  2091. 1:01 AM - Det. Marlowe: 757 caps broke
  2092. 1:01 AM - The Nuclear Family: health wise
  2093. 1:01 AM - Det. Marlowe: ah
  2094. 1:01 AM - The Nuclear Family: broke as in damaged
  2095. 1:02 AM - Dez: lol single monitor masterrace
  2096. 1:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: 23/51
  2097. 1:02 AM - Dez: brb
  2098. 1:02 AM - The Nuclear Family: how do I price a fuckin android man
  2099. 1:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: I dunno
  2100. 1:02 AM - The Nuclear Family: how much is fair to fix a tight nuts pain in the arse
  2101. 1:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: shrug?
  2102. 1:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  2103. 1:02 AM - Det. Marlowe: missing hp x10 = price in caps?
  2104. 1:03 AM - Det. Marlowe: a regular 'droid would only pay x5, but tight nuts and all
  2105. 1:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: man that's cheap as hell
  2106. 1:03 AM - The Nuclear Family: it costs more to fix a pistol
  2107. 1:04 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah but healing needs to be at least somewhat affordable
  2108. 1:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: I guess
  2109. 1:04 AM - The Nuclear Family: that'd end up as 280 caps even, ignoring barter
  2110. 1:05 AM - The Nuclear Family: anyone else need things done?
  2111. 1:05 AM - Surd: I asked Marlowe to get my pistol fixed
  2112. 1:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: did you?
  2113. 1:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: :v
  2114. 1:05 AM - Det. Marlowe: whatchu usin'
  2115. 1:06 AM - Flint: Can't think of anything right now
  2116. 1:06 AM - Surd: .38 snubnose
  2117. 1:06 AM - Dez: im poor
  2118. 1:06 AM - Det. Marlowe: I can just give you my .38
  2119. 1:06 AM - Det. Marlowe: I've already gotten a backup gun upgrade
  2120. 1:06 AM - Det. Marlowe: but it's at like 19/50
  2121. 1:06 AM - Det. Marlowe: /but/ you could just throw one away when it breaks :v
  2122. 1:06 AM - Surd: Mine is at better CND
  2123. 1:07 AM - Surd: And higher RoF
  2124. 1:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: in this case just
  2125. 1:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: keep yours? :v
  2126. 1:07 AM - Surd: yeah
  2127. 1:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: seriously you don't need to keep your gun at 50/50 at all times
  2128. 1:07 AM - The Nuclear Family: or part bash them to reset the maintenance counter
  2129. 1:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: or that
  2130. 1:07 AM - Surd: oh yeah
  2131. 1:07 AM - Saiko: you totally need to keep your gun at 50/50 all the time
  2132. 1:07 AM - The Nuclear Family: to part bash, roll repair
  2133. 1:07 AM - Det. Marlowe: but part bashing averages
  2134. 1:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: yeah, but resets the counter
  2135. 1:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: that way you can increase it more again
  2136. 1:08 AM - Det. Marlowe: that might not be a good idea if my gun's CND is way lower
  2137. 1:08 AM - Surd: 5!
  2138. 1:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: :T
  2139. 1:08 AM - Surd: that's a pass
  2140. 1:08 AM - Surd: It's not way lower
  2141. 1:08 AM - The Nuclear Family: what are the conditions?
  2142. 1:09 AM - Surd: Marlowe is at 19
  2143. 1:09 AM - Surd: I'm at 22
  2144. 1:09 AM - Det. Marlowe: ah
  2145. 1:09 AM - Det. Marlowe: thought you had a pristine/almost pristine gun
  2146. 1:09 AM - Det. Marlowe: unless it got fucked up from all the critfails?
  2147. 1:09 AM - Surd: it did
  2148. 1:09 AM - Det. Marlowe: daaaaaaamn
  2149. 1:09 AM - Surd: I've had twelve misses
  2150. 1:10 AM - Surd: then critfailed two repair rolls
  2151. 1:10 AM - The Nuclear Family: your crit resets the maintenance counter while actually increasing the gun's condition to 25
  2152. 1:10 AM - Surd: and then failed the remaining three
  2153. 1:10 AM - Surd: Nice
  2154. 1:10 AM - Det. Marlowe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXMej__yTmE
  2155. 1:10 AM - Det. Marlowe: this deserves a video reply
  2156. 1:10 AM - Dez: waitaitiwaiiwiaitw
  2157. 1:10 AM - Dez: BIG RIZZLE
  2158. 1:10 AM - Dez: god damn like seriously
  2159. 1:10 AM - Det. Marlowe: yeah
  2160. 1:10 AM - Surd: Gonna try repairing again
  2161. 1:11 AM - Det. Marlowe: ...rip
  2162. 1:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: if I see one more crit out of you
  2163. 1:11 AM - Dez: they couldn't come up with something better than big rizzle?
  2164. 1:11 AM - Dez: thats fucking 90s ghetto rap name shit mang
  2165. 1:11 AM - Surd: fail pass fail fail
  2166. 1:11 AM - Det. Marlowe: the dev team was probably like 90% white canadian nerds
  2167. 1:11 AM - Dez: what about like
  2168. 1:11 AM - Dez: DMV
  2169. 1:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: so that's +11
  2170. 1:11 AM - Dez: dat shit ghetto rite
  2171. 1:11 AM - The Nuclear Family: and you can maintian it once more time if you want
  2172. 1:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: the part bashing doesn't count
  2173. 1:12 AM - Surd: I'll save it for later
  2174. 1:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: ah, right
  2175. 1:12 AM - The Nuclear Family: we done here then? Anyone else want stuff?
  2176. 1:12 AM - Surd: I'm done, Flint's good, Dez is poor, Marlowe's fixed.
  2177. 1:13 AM - Det. Marlowe: just gonna pass out in a bathtub in a cheap motel like the universal soldier I ma
  2178. 1:13 AM - Det. Marlowe: *am
  2179. 1:14 AM - The Nuclear Family: and that's that
  2180. 1:14 AM - The Nuclear Family: we're done here
  2181. 1:15 AM - Flint has changed their name to Trooper-Guy1.
  2182. 1:15 AM - Trooper-Guy1: Fun stuff
  2183. 1:15 AM - The Nuclear Family: two special medals were given out, a truck stolen, some raiders offed in an explosive finish
  2184. 1:15 AM - Det. Marlowe has changed their name to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
  2185. 1:16 AM - Surd: I think I still have highest bodycount
  2186. 1:16 AM - Dez has changed their name to Wing Attack Plan R.
  2187. 1:16 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: you should see Nert's bodycount
  2188. 1:16 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: man I need to like
  2189. 1:16 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: he nuked all of chicago
  2190. 1:16 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: actually
  2191. 1:16 AM - The Nuclear Family has changed their name to sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge.
  2192. 1:16 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: actually kill people instead of getting shot
  2193. 1:16 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: actually we all did
  2194. 1:16 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: I have the highest bodycount
  2195. 1:16 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: think we should split it a few ways
  2196. 1:16 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: I destroyed the universe
  2197. 1:16 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: yeah yeah you killed the universe
  2198. 1:16 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: with a meson cannon
  2199. 1:17 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: that was total bullshit
  2200. 1:17 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: nothing I did to fix it worked
  2201. 1:17 AM - Surd: Did you cross the streams or something
  2202. 1:17 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: no I just pulled the trigger
  2203. 1:17 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: literally this, I think
  2204. 1:17 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I still punned a hole in the universe out of existance
  2205. 1:17 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: it involved a few MESON guns
  2206. 1:17 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Frederick is the best
  2207. 1:17 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: and a solid gold protectron statue
  2208. 1:17 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: you mean two
  2209. 1:17 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: and that's why MESON guns don't exist in the rebalance
  2210. 1:17 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: friends for eterinity loyalty and ect
  2211. 1:17 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: yeah technically two
  2212. 1:18 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: things get a bit muddled when time travel comes into play
  2213. 1:18 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: they have no idea what we're talking about and it's hilarious
  2214. 1:18 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: hehe
  2215. 1:18 AM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: man I wonder how much space my new username takes up on wing's screen
  2216. 1:18 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: hopefully all of it
  2217. 1:19 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: logging now
  2218. 1:19 AM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'd totally want to gm fallout just so you could play as frederick but this is probably the last fallout game I'll play
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