spoopy ghost dad

>Be Celestia
>You are reading your younger sisters dia- her journal
>"My name is Luna, I love my sister, she calls me Woona, I like A too. But he's shy and only I can see him"
>You look up and see...it
>It's tall, taller than you by two heads
>It has dull grey skin, wearing what nobles would wear
>The only flaw was the blood stains all over it's body
>It raises a hand up to it's face and puts a claw over where a mouth would be
>"Shh"
>You blink and it's gone

>Be Anon
>You just died
>You got hit by a truck after buying your first tuxedo
>When you opened your eyes the first thing you saw was an empty hallway that looks like a Disney princess wet dream
>"H-hello?"
>You look down and see a tiny blue pony with a horn and wings
>"W-who are you?"
>She sounds like a toddler would
"I'm Anonymous, what's your name?"
>"I'm Luna! Can I call you A? It's hard to say your name..."
"Sure kid"
"So you have no friends?"
>You are talking to tiny pony princess Woona
>"Everypony stays inside during the night... I try my best to make the sky's pretty for everypony too..."
>You try to pet her to comfort her but your hand just passes through her head and she shivers
"Sorry kid...if it makes you feel any better I was a night owl when I was alive."
>She looks up at you
>"You were an owl?"
"No no, I mean that I preferred night time over day time. Much more peaceful."
>"Did a princess work hard on your nights in your world?"
"No my world didn't work like that, it's really complicated but things just work by themselves back there"
>She scrunches her snout in confusion
>"That's weird..."
"Yeah, it is"
>Some servants walk by
>"Look at her, talking to her imaginary friend."
>"Poor girl"
"Hey kid, why is it that only you can see me?"
>"Sister said that alicorns are more spiritually aware than other ponies"
"Huh, neat"
>You walk over to a guard and wave a hand in front of her face and get nothing
"Hey kid watch this"
>You crouched by the guard
"I'm a royal guard, I have a twenty foot pole up my rear, gosh I hate my job"
>You poorly imitated the guard and got a little giggle out of Luna
>The guard shifts her eyes to Luna and then back to staring at the wall
"Hey kid, you've been up for a while. Maybe you should go to sleep"
>"Aww do I have too?"
"Yeah if you don't want to be cranky tomorrow"
>"Okay..."
>She walks off to her room and you watch her lower the moon along with her sister who raises the sun

>Be Luna
>You write your thoughts on the first page of your journal and go to bed happy knowing you have a friend, even if he's scary looking

>Be Anon again
>Lunas sister is reading her diary
>Timetobespoopy.mp3

>Be Anon
>You have successfully spooked the sun pony
>You're walking around to pass the time
>You walk through a wall and enter a guarden with statues littering the place
>You come across a very ugly one in particular
>It's an amalgamation of a bunch of animals
"Christ you're ugly"
>You can faintly hear a voice say "Try looking in a mirror" but you're sure it was nothing
>You walk around some more and check in on sun pone
>She is still spooked
>Timetospoopmore.png
>Try pulling a polterguist and grab a vase
>Success.avi
>You concentrate on being invisible to sun pone and carry the vase over and above her head
>This is during court of all times so even more win
>Start waving it around
>They're starting and sun pone doesn't realize this
>Put the vase back and carefully lift her crown off her head
>Success!!
>Wipe your eathereal ass with it and then put it back on her head with the same previous care
>She doesn't fucking notice
>So much win
>Time for more tomfuckery
>Cover her eyes with your hands and become visible to her again
"Guess who?"
>She jumps and screams in shock
>Turn invisible again and laugh your ghost ass off whilst running away

>Be Celestia
>You were embarrassed by some chaotic ghost
>You have summoned Starswirl to discuss the issue
>He is currently laughing like a look at you
>"In front of the entire court?!"
"Yes Starswirl, the entire court."
>He laughs harder
"This is serious!"
>You stamp a hood and he slowly stops laughing
>"Yes yes I'm sure it is, now are you sure discord hasn't escaped and is amusing himself?"
"I already checked his statue"
>"So what do you know of this spirit?"
"I believe it's influenceing Luna."

>Be Anon
>You found the throne room
>You also found the wine cellar and took a bottle
"And my masterpiece is finished!"
>You used the wine as paint to write "Penis! Also dicke and balls." on the wall above sun pones throne
>Now what?
>You go to see how Luna is doing
>She's sleeping peacefully
>You pull her blanket up and tuck her in slightly getting her to smile in her sleep
>She's too pure for this world

>Be Anon
>A month has passed by quickly
>You spent most of it with Woona and messing with Celestia
>Bitchcanthandlemytomfuckery.png
>She even called you a no good man whore in her pony speak
>You asked Woona about it and turns out males are the lesser sex here
>Kinda like hyenas but with less gaint clits
>Over the past month you got pretty good with your spooky ghost powers
>For one, you can manifest images now and can make it so normal pones can hear you
>Raptaptap.mp3
>You stalked Celestia to her court room
>You waited for her to be focused on her courtiers before pranking her
>You make the word "Sunbutt" appear over her head causing the others to laugh
>She looks and you made the word disappear
>She goes back to talking and you do it again but make it more flashy looking
>They laugh harder and Celestia looks faster to see nothing
>She goes back to talking but is clenching her teeth
>You make Sunbutt appear again and she quickly looks back catching you
>"AH HAA!!"
>You turn invisible and run laughing

>word of Canterlot Castle being haunted quickly spreads
>and, judging by the sounds of spectral laughter that usually come after the "haunts," its a male ghost
>mares all over the country mourn that, not only are the princesses rich, immortal, and have huge and fluffy tufts, but now they've got 24/7 access to ghost-dick too!
>and to say nothing of certain unsubstantiated, but persistent rumors from the guards hearing princess Luna shouting something at night about "Ghost Anal" wooo!
>really, what's your average, normal mare supposed to do when the two Trixies running the place seem to just have everything handed to them on a silver platter?

>Be Anon
>You're stalking the captain of the royal guard
>She's a colt beater
>How you know this is that when bored you follow random poners after they get done with work
>And she beats her colt
>Timeforrevenge.spooky
>You go up close to her right ear and do a spooky ASMR
"Rap, tap, tap"
>You cause her vision to greyscale before turning black, showing only you in your bloody glory
>She screams bloody murder and passes out
>You go to the wine cellar and grab some wine to paint words with
>You draw a vag on the side of her face staining her coat and write "Colt Beater" on the floor beside her
>You go and find another guard and ASMR in her ear
"Follow"
>You use the now empty bottle of wine to lead her to the unconscious captain
>They looked surprised at this but just got her up and took her to the healing ward
>Word spreads around the castle and eventually the city that you're a vengeful spirit that takes revenge on those who abuse their colts
>You then go and tuck Woona into bed when it's time for bed

>Be Anon
>You're showing Luna the constellations from Earth with your ghost powers
"These are the Big Dipper and Little Dipper, or Ursa Major and Minor"
>"You named constellations after those horrible creatures?"
"No kiddo, they mean Big bear and Little Bear, I think. My DEAD language skills are rusty"
>"That was a terrible pun A."
>You laugh softly
"Yeah, yeah it was. Now here's some more constellations"
>You spent the night showing and telling Luna about how Earth worked
>Luna yawns and is having trouble keeping her head up
"Time for bed kiddo, come on"
>You have to concentrate much more to move living beings than objects but you pick Luna up and take her to her room
"Good morning kiddo"
>She lowers the moon and you put her in her bed and tuck her in
>"Good morning...papa..."
>Did. Did your ghostly heart just stop?

>Be ghost dad
>It's been years since Luna called you papa
>Honestly it felt nice
>You are wandering the Halls of horsepun castle when you see starbeard or whatever his name is
>Spoopy time
>You go up behind him and OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
>A silver arrow is sticking out of your back
"JESUS CHRIST THIS BURNS!!"
>You try to pull it out but it just burns your hand
>"Starswirl it worked! The cold iron worked! Start the spell!"
>Is that Sunbitch?
>It's hard to tell with all of the pain
>"Sister what are you doing!?"
>It's Luna
>"We're banishing this phantom and freeing you from its shackles! Please just stay back"
>Luna powers up a spell
>"I won't let you take my father!"
>She blasts Celestia away and Starswirl is almost finished with his spell
>Are you doing again?

>Be Celestia
>Finally after all these years you gathered enough cold iron to free your sister from that foul spirits grasp
>Why cold iron is so rare is because it is only found in Tartarus making it very risky to get
>You used your magic to launch the arrow into the spirits back as it was distracted
>It screams about a jeezews krist and burning
"Starswirl it worked! The cold iron worked! Start the spell!"
>"Sister what are you doing!?"
>You see Luna with tears in her eyes
"We're banishing this phantom and freeing you from its shackles! Please just stay back!"
>She charges a magic blast
>Was this spirits grip on her mind this strong?
>I won't let you take my father!"
>Wha-
>She blasts you
>You look up and see Starswirl finish the spell
"Do it now!"
>Luna looks over at him
>"NO!!"
>The spirit screams in pain as it bursts into white ethereal flames before fading away
>The arrow falls to the ground and Luna stares at the spot where the spirit was
>"F-father...no...no! No no nO NO NO NONONO NOOOO!"
>She's on the floor crying her eyes out
"Sister calm down, it's over. You can be at peace now for the first time in years!"
>She goes quiet
>"Was the love of our subjects not enough? We're you not satisfied with just that? Why? Why did you take him away?"
>Luna starts shaking and cracks start forming beneath her
>"You just have to have everything don't you? First the love of our subjects and now my happiness! YOU TOOK HIM! YOU TOOK MY FATHER!!"
>She is engulfed by a sphere of darkness and when it disperses she is changed
>"WE WILL TAKE WHAT BRINGS YOU JOY! THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOREVER!"
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>It's dark
>You can only see blackness around you
>You can't feel anything but a new weight on your wrists
>You look down and see shackles with chains that wrap around your body, binding your arms against your chest like a mummy and your legs together
>You try to move but you can't
>You try to call out but your voice is lost
>You want to leave this hell
-
>You don't know how long you've been here
>It could be three months
>It could be three minutes
>All you know is that you want to get back to Luna
>Suddenly a llight
>The chains are broken
>You're no longer in that hell
>You look around
>There are six ponies, five of which had a golden necklace and one with a golden crown
>More importantly are the two large figures behind them
>"Daddy?"
>You're home
-
>You are ghost dad
>You're walking the Halls of the new castle
>It's hard to believe you were trapped in that hell for a thousand years
>You see Celestia and promptly turn around and walk away
>"Please wait"
>You stop and reflexively suck a breath between clenched teeth
"What do you want."
>You turn around to look at her and see that she's looking at the ground
"Look me in the eyes when you spew shit from your mouth."
>She flinches and looks up
>"I would like to... apologize."
"Fuck off."
>"Excuse me?"
"Fuck. Off. There is no amount of apologies that you could give to unfuck what you did."
>"Please I wish to make amends! There must be something I can do!"
"You know what? There IS one teeny tiny itty bitty little thing you can do for me."
>You lean in closer to her with each word
>"W-what would that be?"
"Give me back the thousand years you took from me and Luna. On top of that, spend a thousand years in that hell like I did. Only then will I even consider forgiving you. Now fuck off."
>You flick her crown off and walk through the walls to spend more time with Luna