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SvFoE - Pig in a Kitchen

Jun 24th, 2016
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  1. A short green written about one of the Many background characters in Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
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  3. Pig in a Kitchen
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  5. >The batter swirled with an almost hypnotic rhythm as it was stirred.
  6. >Chelsea always liked the look of the swirl that was made when she stirred.
  7. >It had always made her feel calm and serene. In fact, the whole act of cooking gave her a sense of control that she enjoyed.
  8. >To create things in the form of cooking, to take ingredients and create culinary art from them.
  9. >It was all enjoyable to her, an activity that she loved to do since she was just a little girl helping her grandmother cook pastries.
  10. >Chelsea finished up her stirring and tiped the bowl over so that the batter began to pour in a cake tray.
  11. >She used her stirring spoon to scrape up any remaining batter left in the bowl and took the now filled tray over to a nearby pre-heated oven.
  12. >She set the tray inside and closed the oven with a satified clank. Then she turned around after wiping her brow and looked upon the fruits of her hard work.
  13. >Before her were rows of stations within the cooking class, all filled with dishes of delectable foods.
  14. >Namely pastires that the whole class had painstakingly cooked as they slaved over hot stoves and ovens.
  15. >Chelsea loved the sight before her, for to see such readied dishes waiting to be consumed filled her with anticipation for the enjoyable meal to come.
  16. >Speaking of which, Chelsea walked away from the oven over to a nearby table that had a plate of frosted brownies.
  17. >Chelsea had cooked said brownies earlier and now she had a chance to sample them while she waited for her cake to rise.
  18. >She licked her lips hungrily as she picked up a particuler brownie that had her name on it.
  19. >Literally, as she had written it with colorful sprinkles.
  20. >She took a moment to admire the look of the delicious looking brownie before she brought the delicacy before her mouth to take a bite.
  21. >Sadly for Chelsea, the taste of the brownie would not be known to her.
  22. >For the classroom door suddenly slammed open with an audible 'thunk'.
  23. >The sound prompted Chelsea to turn away from the brownie to see what had made the noise.
  24. >What she saw was what appeared to be a small lavender pig with white and red swirls patterned around it's body and two big googly eyes on it's head.
  25. >It squealed, stamped, and shuffled in front of the doorway in an excited and crazed manner, causing Chelsea to stare at it with confusion.
  26. >The pig suddenly jolted and jumped high into the air as a screaming blond haired girl slided right under from where the pig just was.
  27. >"Darn it! Missed it again." The blonde haired girl shouted, revealing herself to be Star Butterfly.
  28. >The pig, meanwhile, landed upon one of the cooking stations, right onto the food placed there and it continued to squeal and stamp. Knocking some of the dishes over in the process.
  29. >Chelsea panicked and frozed up at the sound of breaking ceramic dishes while being horrified at the wasted food spilled onto the floor.
  30. >"Cut that out Snuffles!" Star shouted, frighting the pig and causing it to run forward and hop to the next station.
  31. >Star chased after the pig and attempted to catch it once again, but the pig proved too elusive and would hop to another station right as Star almost had it in her grasp.
  32. >Everywhere the pig went, it spilled every dish in it's wake. ruining the food and hard work the cooking class had made.
  33. >Chelsea felt absolutely heartbroken over the wasted food. Consumables that she would never get the chance to taste and eat now.
  34. >Worse came still as Star now resorted to firing spells at the retreating pig, missing evertime and warping whatever she hit with magic.
  35. >Cooking utensils grew in size, ingredients changed shape and color, worse yet was that the food that was hit was simply blasted apart and changed into a gooey mess.
  36. >Finally, the pig leapt off the last station and landed onto the floor. Where it ran in the only direction it could.
  37. >Towards Chelsea.
  38. >"Chelsea! Catch it!" Star shouted as the pig neared the plump girl.
  39. >But Chelsea was still frozen in shock and simply trembled and shook as the pig came closer while it's eyes suddenly started glowing a bright red.
  40. >It opened it's mouth and revealed rows upon rows of crooked, sharp, fangs that were wet with a dripping and acidic green drool.
  41. >Chelsea squealed at the frighting sight, her voice louder then even the pig, and she reacted instinctively.
  42. >She shut her eyes, turned her head away as she flinched, and tossed the brownie she held at the pig.
  43. >Luck was on her side, for the brownie then struck the pig right in it's googly eyes in a splatter.
  44. >It stopped in it's tracks and let loose a sickning scream as it fell to it's side and rolled along the floor in pain.
  45. >Behind it, Star came running and leapt ontop of the pig. Finally catching it in her arms.
  46. >"You've been a very bad pig Snuffles!" Star said with gritted teeth as she struggled to stand with the shaking pig in her arms.
  47. >"And bad pigs need to be severely punished!" She shouted and then ran towards a nearby microwave.
  48. >She stuffed the pig within, shut the door, and punched in a command. Activating the machines highest settings, where it began to heat the pig in a blaze.
  49. >Star then ran towards Chelsea and tackled the poor girl to the ground while she shouted, "Hit the deck!"
  50. >The microwave bagan to shake as the pig within it enlarged in size like a balloon until it took up all available space.
  51. >The heat within it increased and increased until finally, the machine and pig could take no more.
  52. >Both exploded in a small blast, a burst of lavender slime with red and white swirls that splattered everywhere and covered every surface within the room.
  53. >Once the danger had passed, Star and Chelsea stood up from the ground and looked about the sheer mess within the room.
  54. >Chelsea stared at it all in sad horror, while Star just seemed very relieved.
  55. >"Whew, glad that's over with." Star said aloud. "Snuffles sure was a mean pig. He deserved what he got."
  56. >She then looked towards Chelsea and gabbed her hand, shaking it with gratitude.
  57. >"Thanks for the help Chel! Glad that I got this whole fiasco settled before Marco found out I was cheating on my geography test again. I guess pigs really don't know the capital of Turkey."
  58. >Star then bid a goodbye and ran out of the room. Leaving Chelsea by herself in the middle of the damaged room.
  59. >'Ding!' rang a bell then, signalling that the cake within the oven was done.
  60. >The ring brought Chelsea back into focus and she hurriedly walked over and took the freshly baked cake out. Setting it down onto the slime covered counter.
  61. >As she did so, a large glob of slime fell from the roof and onto the cake, covering it completely.
  62. >Chelsea simply stared at the slime covered cake before her for a long while, before she just shrugged and cut herself a slice.
  63. >She wasted no time and quickly stuffed her mouth with the substance. Eliciting a long, satisfied moan from the girl.
  64. >"Mmmm! That's really good!" She said joyfully as she began to take another huge bite.
  65. >Chelsea stood there for a long while, eating the slime covered cake happily in the middle of the ruined cooking room.
  66. END
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