[RGRE] Sexual conquest gossip

>You are Rainbow Dash
>And you are currently out with the girls for the night
>Getting some food, and then you're going to hit the club with the others for a nice piece of dick
>While you eat, you each take turns telling the stories of your conquests
>"So as I was saying darling, this colt just kept going on and on. He was a good romp in the hay, but I had to let him go."
>Man, Rarity was so good at getting colts to eat out of her hoof.
>"Anyway, it's your turn Rainbow dear."
"Aww yeah! You girls have got to hear about-"
>However you are abruptly cut off by Pinkie Pie.
>"Heey wait! I think Fluttershy has something to say!"
>Wut
>Even though all six of you come to dinner, normally you skip over Applejack and Fluttershy
>Applejack because of her attitude concerning stallions. She's kind of traditional, not really the type to go for stallions in a bar.
>And Fluttershy because well...
>She's Fluttershy
>You used to skip over twilight too, but she eventually managed to join in.
>All thanks to Rarity and you teaching her everything she knows.
>She learned from the masters after all.
>Anyway, back to Fluttershy.
>To be honest, you were starting to think that she was a filly fooler.
>But Pinkie was right, as long as you've known her, you've learned when she wants to say something.
>Your eyes light up
>"No way Fluttershy! What kind of stallion did you bag?"
>"Well u-um, I met a... nice stallion."
>Your whole table collectively gasps.
>"Well don't keep us waiting! Who was it?"
>Knowing Fluttershy, she probably got lucky and found one of those marely-colts, who goes for the shy type.
>"I-It was um...Anon."
>You do a spit-take
>"Anon!?, You mean that human hunk Anon?"
>She has a blush and a smile on her face as she nods.
>Well, you were right about her finding a marely-colt
>Far as you know, Anon hasn't been with anypony.
>"Well darling, don't spare any details. Tell us what the sex was like."
>"Oh it was just lovely."

>Oh
>My
>Celestia
>"And then I played with it in my mouth a little bit-"
>You can't believe what you're hearing.
>"-and after I ordered him to get on the bed he-"
>By the looks of the table, your friends can't either.
>This was one of the raunchiest stories you've ever heard in your life.
>The Anon in this story sounds nothing like the Anon you know.
>"-then I forced him down and told him to-"
>Nor does this sound like the Fluttershy you know.
>You're about to snap and rush to the bar if you hear one more line of this story.
>"-and then I told him only to use his tongue, and that ended up lasting 30 minutes."
>You can't take it anymore.
"OH COME ON!"
>The other parts were crazy, but this one draws the line.
"YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU SAT ON ANON'S FACE AND HAD HIM LICK YOUR FLANKHOLE FOR HALF AN HOUR!?"
>Fluttershy's demeanor changes back to her original self.
>"H-He prefers to call it a p-ponut."