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- >Playing Vidya gaems
- >TF2 market gardener
- >flying through the air like an american eagle bringing crits from unseen angles like a angel of death
- >Blitz is watching you
- >"You're really bad at flying you know?"
- "Shut up it's a game."
- >"Make me."
- >You look at her with a grin
- >"Anon don't eve-"
- >You pounce on her like a fucking cat
- "OKAY!"
- >You throw her into the couch and run over to your MP3 Dock
- >time to go Bat shit insane
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4onyvQRhVZE
- >You blast your tunes so loud they become your thoughts
- >She's scrambling to get to her hooves as you pounce her again
- >"A-anon what a-are you doing!!!"
- >You start tickling her madly
- >Ignoring her cries for mercy you tickle hard
- >She's laughing so hard she's having trouble catching her breath
- "ANON..St-STOP I CAN- CAN'T BREATHE!"
- >The song is so loud it's hard to hear her
- >Tickle harder? [Y] N
- >She's crying now from laughing so hard
- >You stop suddenly and freeze
- >She pounces you and starts trying to tickle you with metal hooves
- >lolnope.png
- >"Why won't it work dammi-"
- >Tickle mode reactivated
- >you grab her again and she squirms out of your grip
- >"NONONONONONONONO!!!!"
- >She takes off out of the nearest window
- >Mage of time and space please hear my call
- "WARP!"
- >You appear over her in mid air
- >She's only a few feet off the ground and you grab her and drag her out of the sky
- "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME BLITZ!"
- >You sound like a fucking lunatic
- >Taking the brunt of the landing you pounce once more to unleash the tickles upon her poor soul
- >she kicks you off and runs for the hills
- >You hit the ground with tunes still pump through you head
- >You're still grinning like a mad man
- "BLITZ! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
- >Flipping off your ass you hit the ground running in pursuit of the A-10
- >You see a smile that only mean she knows this is a game
- >You take off like a retarded bipedal missile
- >She sees you catching up and lets out a scream
- "AAAAAANON!!"
- >You jump on top of her and hold her down
- >You move your face really close to hers a whisper
- "You're it."
- >You jump up and take off at mach 11
- >"You're dead Anon!"
- >She's getting ready to take off and blast you off your feet with the body check of the gods
- >You hear her flying up at high speed from behind and dive to the left
- >"DAMMIT!"
- >She overshot you by a few dozen feet
- "HAHA STUPID PLANE PON-"
- >Your head meets a metal pole in the worst of ways
- >At high speeds
- BING!!!!!!!
- >You fall on your ass knocked clean out
- >...
- Later that day....
- >You wake up in bed with a Splitting headache
- "Uggggghhhhhhh..... What happened?"
- >"You ran into a pole dumbass."
- >That sounds about right
- "How did I get back here then?"
- >"I got some friends to drag your ass over here and check you out."
- >You touch your head to find it's bandaged up
- "Gawd this hurts... We got any pain killers?"
- >"Nope. You ate them all 3 weeks ago when you were wasted remember?"
- "I.... What?"
- >"Oh yeah, You were passed out in Hospital bed about to OD."
- "Wow I'm a moron sometimes"
- >"No shit."
- "So now what?"
- >You look at her as she shrugs
- >"get some rest asshat. The doc said you should lay down for a few hours after waking up to see if you get any worse."
- "Peachy.... Wanna play a board game?"
- >"Doc said no heavy thinking."
- "Fuuuuuck... How bout something that's all chance?"
- >"Can't see that hurting much. Sure."
- >This shit is hardcore
- >You need a number over 5 or you'll hit a snake
- >Blitz is close behind you
- >You roll your dice to tempt fate
- >It says 4
- "FUCK!"
- >You throw the board across the room in anger
- >"Anon what the fuck! That's the third time you've done that!"
- "Fuck Snakes and ladders that game is fucking stupid!"
- >Blitz rolls her eyes at how much of a child you are
- >"Then what do you want to play?"
- >You look at her grinning
- >"No."
- "BUT BLITZ!!"
- >"NO."
- >She walks over and gets the Snakes and ladders board off the floor
- "I dun wanna play."
- >You sound like a child
- >"Anon I swear to Celestia if I have to be you fucking mother when you get like this..."
- "Kinky..."
- >You get a hoof across your face
- "Hey that was rud-"
- >Another slap
- "OW! What is wrong with you!"
- >"I meant the first one, The second was for fun"
- "Cunt."
- >"Moron."
- >She places the board back on the table and resets the pieces
- >You grab the board and throw it outside in your yard
- >Walking over to your shed you grab a gas can and soak the board in the flammable brew
- >Toss match and bingo. BBQ board
- >Blitz just watched you the whole time looking unimpressed
- >"You done burning all your board games?"
- >Looking around your yard you see all the ash left over from the rest of the day
- "Don't we still have Yahtzee?"
- >"Nope, you burned both copies of it"
- "Oh. Then yeah I'm done"
- >"Now what?"
- "Fuck if I know"
- >You walk back in the house and sit infront of your computer
- "Hrrrmmmm.... Planebro isn't posting... gotta fix that!"
- >"who's plan-"
- "A buddy 'o mine that should be writing all the time and forever because waiting is harder then writing"
- >Blitz give you a funny look
- >"What?"
- >You pat her on the head
- "Nothing little one. Nothing."
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