Chain 091: Jack T Chick Tract

Chain 091: Jack T Chick Tract
Location: Hospital
Identity: Drop-In
Drawbacks: None

[50/1000]   The Ugly Stink Of Sin
[150/1000]  Special Evidence
[250/1000]  How Is It With Your Soul
[350/1000]  The Poor, Maimed, Lame, And Blind
[550/1000]  This Is The Truth
[850/1000]  Complete Breakdown
[1000/1000] Angelic Scissors

This place is just absolutely freaking surreal. I mean, it's helpful that I now have an immediate knowledge of the state of my soul at all times, and I'm not exactly pleased with the current state of affairs, admittedly - looks like I actually did some serious damage to it back during the MCU days, but I never quite realized, so that's kind of important. Apparently the only reason I'm still going is because of having that horcrux. It actually explains an awful lot.

Ahem. Anyways, yeah, being able to see at-will how good or bad a person is, that's interesting. Not to mention picking up on magic, ghoulies, ghosties, and long-legged beasties which by all rights shouldn't really exist. On the other hand I could be a jerk and just run around using my scissors and snipping up all sorts of demonic contracts for hilarity's sake. In fact, I think I'll do precisely that.

Furthermore, I think I'll act as an advocate for people who have been stupid enough to sign deals with the devil. Sure, things are hilariously overblown in many ways, but it's guaranteed to keep my life interesting, isn't it? I've got an inherent way to find them, and I've got a handy report I can pull on people, to see what needs fixing.

Sure, it's silly, but that's the way the local metaphysics works. I may not be subject to it, but everyone else is. Why not do something useful while I'm in crazy town?