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- Here’s my impression of a mute gynecologist who is trying to explain to a patient that her vagina turned into a pterodactyl and flew to Arkansas, and then my impression of the patient totally not catching the hint. (Mimes a vagina flying and growling and then going to sleep) (In lady voice) Yes! Of course I’ll marry you, you big goof! I should warn you; and this is going to sound weird, but earlier today it felt like my vagina transfigured into a dinosaur and flew away. What was that? Yeah I know I could just shorten it to vaginasaur, but don’t you think that sounds a little misleading in a Gynecologist office? It sounds like I’m saying I have a sore on my vagina, but in fact my vagina is a dinosaur. Hey, can I borrow some PCP? I’m running really low this week.
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