Evilsteady 2 Session 8

[21:53] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> As you all travel down the road you see an old woman riding a cart full of various odd objects.
[21:53] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> The cart appears to roll without a horse to pull it.
[21:54] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Do any of you approach?
[21:54] <@Aeria> Well that's kooky- >gypsy.
[21:54] <Sazir> Can I determind what kind of magic she's using?
[21:54] <@Aeria> Oh.
[21:54] <@Aeria> OH.
[21:54] <@Aeria> Oooohhhh.
[21:54] <@Aeria> Can I detect good?
[21:54] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Make a spellcraft check.
[21:55] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> And she is not good.
[21:55] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> You detect no good.
[21:55] <Sazir> roll 1d20+16
[21:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{29}
[21:55] <@Aeria> I DETECT THE LAWR
[21:55] <@Aeria> Do I detect the lawr.
[21:55] <@Malakai> I'm rollin just cuz i can
[21:55] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+3
[21:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
[21:55] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> She's not using any magic as far as you can tell.
[21:55] <@Malakai> WELP
[21:55] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> And you can't make a spellcraft check.....
[21:56] <@Malakai> hahaha
[21:56] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> You have to be trained.
[21:56] <@Aeria> Too bad nat20
[21:56] <@Aeria> Be a good DM and work it in
[21:56] <@Malakai> Oh lordy
[21:56] <@Aeria> :v
[21:56] <@Malakai> my sides
[21:56] <@Malakai> I don't even care at this point
[21:56] <@Malakai> my sides
[21:56] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> No, he isn't even allowed to roll it.
[21:56] <@Aeria> Your FACE ISN'T ALLOWED TO ROLL IT
[21:56] <@Malakai> Wasted a nat20
[21:56]  * Aeria flips the table
[21:56] <@Malakai> dango
[21:56]  * Malakai reflips the table
[21:56] <Belor> I'll use detect magic then.
[21:56] <@Aeria> You're uh..defeating the purpose barbar
[21:56] <Belor> Roll 1d20+14
[21:56] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Roll a fort save to avoid going blind.
[21:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{28}
[21:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> Greasy_Old_Gypsy rolled : a fort save to avoid going blind. --> error: malformed expression
[21:57]  * Aeria flips the table, making the dice and figures and map fly fucking everywhere
[21:57] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> That was directed at you Brutus.
[21:57] <Belor> ah ok
[21:57] <Belor> Roll 1d20+14
[21:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{33}
[21:58] <@Aeria> >fort +14
[21:58] <@Aeria> u wot m8
[21:58] <@Aeria> Is it really
[21:58] <@Malakai> wait, really?
[21:58] <Sazir> It is
[21:58] <@Malakai> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[21:58] <@Malakai> That's baller as fuck
[21:58] <@Aeria> OOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAWD DAYUM
[21:58] <@Malakai> holy shit
[21:58] <Sazir> Do not fuck with the Cleric man.
[21:58] <@Malakai> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npHDxSvwCE0
[21:59] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Okay, you're not blind but you're dazzled.
[21:59] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Razzle dazzled.
[21:59] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Her entire cart and the surrounding area glow with magic.
[21:59]  * Sazir looks at Belor, with Rose and Maria on each of his side, holding an arm for each. "Are you alright there old friend? You seem...frazzled almost."
[22:00] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "YOU WANT BUY MAGIC?" The old lady shrieks as her cart comes to a halt.
[22:00] <@Aeria> "Holy mother of Erythnul what is that atrocious dialect..."
[22:01]  * Belor blinks his eyes a few times "I see magic my friend, strong magic from that women"
[22:01]  * Aeria shakes her head from the sky
[22:01] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "I GIVE BEST DEALS, YOU BUY NOW."
[22:01]  * Sazir looks at the woman bemused "My fair, almost beautifully dead woman, you can't simply buy magic. You must earn it through dedication to our Lord."
[22:02] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "YOU SHUT UP AND BUY."
[22:02] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Make a fortitude save.
[22:02] <Sazir> roll 1d20+5
[22:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
[22:02] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> You turn into a frog.
[22:03] <@Aeria> [Is it wrong I can't see Sazir and Belor as anything but a pair of mormons?]
[22:03] <@Malakai> (whatthefuckamireading.jpg)
[22:03] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> It only lasts about 30 seconds though.
[22:03]  * Sazir jumps on Maria's skull and ribits.
[22:03] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> That was your warning shot.
[22:03] <Vripe> "Do you have anything sharp and concealable?"
[22:03] <Vripe> "That won't turn me into a frog"
[22:03]  * Belor shakes his head "I do say old friend you do seem to be shorter now"
[22:04]  * Aeria swings her sword, merely yelling "FAAAAABULOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSS" from the sky.
[22:04] <@Malakai> "What is your fascination with sharp things that you can conceal Vripe?"
[22:04] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "I HAVE BEST STABBY THINGS"
[22:04] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "YOU BUY THIS ONE"
[22:04]  * Greasy_Old_Gypsy throws a knife at Vripe.
[22:04] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> roll 1d20+4
[22:04] <!Emilybroshoujo> Greasy_Old_Gypsy rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
[22:04] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Is that a hit?
[22:04] <Vripe> how do I tell
[22:04] <@Malakai> what's your ac
[22:04] <@Aeria> AC
[22:04] <@Malakai> lol
[22:04] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> What's your AC?
[22:04] <Vripe> lemme open my sheet
[22:05]  * Sazir turns back into a human and crashes down in Maria. He frantically puts her bones together in a hurry with his eyes getting teary eyed. "It'll be alright, it'll be alright."
[22:05] <Belor> His is 19
[22:05] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> No, you dodge it.
[22:05] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> It stabs in the ground.
[22:05] <@Malakai> (Taco, just so you're aware, I'm fucking dying of laughter right now)
[22:06] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "YOU BUY NOW?"
[22:06] <Vripe> "how much?"
[22:06] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> "TREE FIDDY"
[22:06] <@Malakai> :....is that....."
[22:06]  * Sazir finally puts her back together and sighs in relief. He then looks at the old woman. "So it seems you do have strong magic with you fair woman. So then you wouldn't care to relinquish all of it? We're in a most holy mission and we need all of the magic we can you see."
[22:07]  * Vripe whops his wad on the countah
[22:07] <@Malakai> ".....is that the goddamn loch ness monstah?"
[22:07] <@Malakai> Can I rol a spot check to see if it's the goddamn loch ness monstah?
[22:07]  * Vripe pisses gold coins at her
[22:07] <Vripe> "LOADSA MONEY"
[22:07] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Sure.
[22:07]  * Aeria floats down behind Malakai and clears her throat. "AND I SAID -GOD DAMN IT LOCH NESS MONSTAH GO ON N GIT OUTTA HERE"
[22:07] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+2
[22:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
[22:07] == InvisiBro has changed nick to InvisAway
[22:08] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> It's not the loch ness monstah.... as far as you know.
[22:08] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+27 to bluff the Loch Ness Monster out of this poor womans body.
[22:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+27 to bluff the Loch Ness Monster out of this poor womans body. --> [ 1d20=16 ]{43}
[22:08] <@Malakai> welp
[22:08] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> roll 1d20+50
[22:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> Greasy_Old_Gypsy rolled : 1d20+50 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{63}
[22:08] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> You failed.
[22:08] <@Aeria> SON OF BITCH.
[22:08] <@Aeria> HOW IS POSSIBLE.
[22:08] <Vripe> big numbers
[22:08] <@Aeria> Fucking hacking Gypsy.
[22:08] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Okay Vripe.
[22:08] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Make a will save.
[22:09] <Vripe> huh
[22:09] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> DO IT
[22:09] <Vripe> roll 1d20+6
[22:09] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{17}
[22:09] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Alright.
[22:09] <@Aeria> I WANT TO MAKE A KNOWLEDGE RELIGION CHECK TO SEE IF THIS IS THE GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER.
[22:09] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> No.
[22:09] <@Aeria> Fine fuck you then punk
[22:09]  * Aeria throws a rock at your face.
[22:10] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> The old lady rides away leaving all of you a little bewildered.
[22:10] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+10 for THE ROCK
[22:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+10 for THE ROCK --> [ 1d20=11 ]{21}
[22:10] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> ANTS is now broke as he gave all his money to the Gypsy for his "stabby thing"
[22:10]  * Sazir looks at Belor. "What do you say my good friend, should we stop her and relinquish her of all her strong magic?"
[22:10] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> My AC is 99.
[22:10] <Sazir> (Damn it! I wanted to steal it all from her. Ah well)
[22:10] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> DM hax.
[22:11] <Vripe> "You don't see service of that quality these days!"
[22:11] <@Aeria> ..I wonder
[22:11] <@Aeria> PLOT ARMOR HACKS
[22:11] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+13 to stab myself.
[22:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+13 to stab myself. --> [ 1d20=9 ]{22}
[22:11] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Don't worry... you'll see her again.
[22:11] <Vripe> "I swear, sometimes I buy a sandwich and I don't even come CLOSE to dying!"
[22:11] <Belor> "I think we should leave her be for now.....all that magic....."
[22:11] <Sazir> "...Yes perhaps you're right. I do still have the urge to eat a fly. Ah Rose you don't have to."
[22:12] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> Vripe the dagger you got is a....
[22:12]  * Sazir goes to quickly stop Rose before she tries to catch a fly on the road.
[22:12] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> +4 Mythril Giant Bane Dagger.
[22:12] <@Malakai> YO WHAT
[22:12] <Greasy_Old_Gypsy> It's of dwarven make and worth about 40,000g
[22:12] <@Malakai> HOLY DICK
[22:12] <Sazir> Hell he is the only one that asked
[22:12] <@Malakai> HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[22:12] <Vripe> so it's a dude from Batman
[22:12] <@Malakai> FUCKING JESUS
[22:12] <Sazir> Shoulda asked for something
[22:13] <Sazir> Except me, I was ready to steal everything.
[22:13] <Vripe> monk ain't getting this one
[22:13] <@Aeria> I would have, but the dog beat me over the fence.
[22:14] <Vripe> and now I'm broke again
[22:14] <Vripe> everything is right in the world
[22:16] == Greasy_Old_Gypsy has changed nick to Roll-chan
[22:17] <Roll-chan> Night falls.
[22:17] <Roll-chan> Do you camp out or continue on toward Dantoran.
[22:17] <@Malakai> I vote for continuing onwards
[22:17] <Sazir> I say camp out
[22:17] <Roll-chan> >night time encounter rolls.
[22:17] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:17] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:17] <Vripe> yeah no
[22:17] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:17] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:17] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:17] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:17] <Sazir> OH FINE!
[22:17] <Vripe> oh wait, what kind
[22:17] <Sazir> Continuing onwards
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Sazir> Probably either really dangerous, or really lewd.
[22:18] <Vripe> as in kill us or rape the angel
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <@Malakai> No, no angel rape
[22:18] <@Malakai> no
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Sazir> Something tells me
[22:18] <Sazir> Emmy wants to roll night time encounter
[22:18] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:18] <Sazir> Might just be me though.
[22:18] <@Malakai> lol
[22:18] <@Malakai> ya don't say...
[22:18] <Vripe> doesn't even sound like any rolling is gonna take place
[22:18] <Vripe> therefore, let's continue on
[22:19] <Sazir> I do believe that's 3 votes. SO ROLL 'EM MADAM
[22:19] <Roll-chan> As you continue to press on around midnight....
[22:19] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20
[22:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[22:19] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20
[22:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[22:19] <Vripe> oh boy
[22:19] <Roll-chan> roll 1d100
[22:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=16 ]{16}
[22:20] <Roll-chan> ........
[22:20] <Roll-chan> I could not have rigged it an got a funnier result.
[22:20] <Belor> Oh dear
[22:21] <Roll-chan> Make a listen check.
[22:21] <Roll-chan> All of you.
[22:21] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+2
[22:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
[22:21] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:21] <Sazir> roll 1d20+4
[22:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
[22:21] <Belor> Roll 1d20+3
[22:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
[22:21] <Sazir> >All these high rolls
[22:21] <Sazir> OH SURE, NOW WE GET 'EM
[22:21] <Vripe> is it +14 for me?
[22:21] <@Malakai> probably
[22:21] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
[22:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{26}
[22:22] <Sazir> Should I roll for Rose as well?
[22:22] <Roll-chan> Yes.
[22:22] <Sazir> roll 1d20+4 Rose!
[22:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+4 Rose! --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
[22:22] <Roll-chan> Vripe you hear a rustle in the bushes.
[22:22] <Vripe> yay
[22:23] <Roll-chan> Nobody else heard it.
[22:23] <Vripe> cool
[22:23] <Vripe> "Who wants to make a bet?"
[22:24] <@Malakai> "Uh...what kind of bet...?"
[22:24] <Belor> "Uh.....sure?"
[22:24] <Sazir> "Depends on what we're betting."
[22:24] <Vripe> "Fifty gold there's nothing in those bushes.  You go check."
[22:24] <@Malakai> ".....Yeah, I'm not touching that one."
[22:25] <Roll-chan> You hear a soft meow.
[22:25] <Vripe> "Aww, come on, it's not like I'd loot your dead body or anything"
[22:25] <Belor> "......Sure I'll take that bet"
[22:25] <Sazir> "A dead body you say? Well then gentlemen I do believe this is the work for me."
[22:26]  * Sazir looks at Belor. "Both of us together then old friend? Let us check this bush then, for our Lord."
[22:26] <Belor> "Let us look and purge the bushes!"
[22:26] <Roll-chan> You approach the bush an a glowing man with a sword pops out screaming DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[22:27] <@Malakai> (WHAT_
[22:27] <Roll-chan> Kidding.
[22:27] <Roll-chan> Couldn't resist.
[22:27] <@Malakai> (Goddammit Emmy)
[22:28] <Roll-chan> No seriously though it's a werecat.
[22:28] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20+10
[22:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{25}
[22:28] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20+10
[22:28] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{13}
[22:28] <Roll-chan> Both of those were against your flat footed AC
[22:29] <Sazir> "Well well, what do we have here. A sacrifice for our Lord you think?"
[22:29] <Sazir> If the 2nd one was for me, she failed
[22:29] <Sazir> If not...yeah.
[22:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> First one was Brutus.
[22:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> Because his sheet is first on my tabs.
[22:29] <Sazir> Ah!
[22:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> The fairest way to judge.
[22:29] <Sazir> Of course.
[22:29] <Belor> Drat! She got me!
[22:31] <Roll-chan> Okay.
[22:32] <Roll-chan> She takes Belor's money rather than actually dealing damage.
[22:32] <Roll-chan> Then she runs.
[22:32] <Roll-chan> Like a motherfucker too.
[22:32] <Sazir> I use COMMAND, STOP!
[22:32] <Roll-chan> The only person who could catch her would be Aeria in flight.
[22:32] <Vripe> can a knife catch her
[22:32] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20+4
[22:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
[22:32] <@Aeria> Welp.
[22:32] <Roll-chan> She saved.
[22:32] <@Aeria> I'M TAKING OFF NIGGAS
[22:32] <Sazir> DAMN
[22:32] <Roll-chan> "NOPE!~"
[22:32] <Roll-chan> :3
[22:33] <Sazir> "Or yes."
[22:33] == Roll-chan has changed nick to Pussycat-chan
[22:33] <Sazir> Now trying Hold Person
[22:33] <@Malakai> I'm just going to start running after her, just in case
[22:33] == Aeria has changed nick to Aeria_ThePoonSlayer
[22:33] <Belor> Is she still in range for casting?
[22:33] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> LETS GO BITCH.
[22:33] <Pussycat-chan> She' s out of range.
[22:33] <Sazir> Damn
[22:33] <Belor> Drat
[22:33]  * Aeria_ThePoonSlayer flies at full speed with her hands out. "I'mma gonna getcha kitty kitty~"
[22:33] <@Malakai> roll 1d20 FOR THE GAME BEING AFOOT
[22:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d20 FOR THE GAME BEING AFOOT --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
[22:33] <@Malakai> welp
[22:33] <Sazir> Could Rose also catch up to her?
[22:33] <@Malakai> the game does not look good gentlemen
[22:34] <Pussycat-chan> No, her move speed is retarded and she's hasted.
[22:34] <Belor> Well fuck
[22:34] <Vripe> "And THAT'S why you should always be broke."
[22:34] <Sazir> How much money did you have anyway?
[22:34] <Pussycat-chan> She's moving at 80 at the moment.
[22:34] <Vripe> "I hope we all learned a valuable lesson here today."
[22:34] <@Malakai> "CATCH HER MIZZ ANGELTITS!"
[22:34] <Belor> only 269g
[22:34] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> "COME HERE KITTEN I JUST WISH FOR CUDDLES"
[22:35] <Pussycat-chan> "Nyah?" She says as you catch up to her.
[22:35] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> [Charm Monster]
[22:35] <Pussycat-chan> roll 1d20+4
[22:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> Pussycat-chan rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
[22:35] <Pussycat-chan> "NOPE!~"
[22:35] <Pussycat-chan> :3
[22:35]  * Aeria_ThePoonSlayer draws her sword
[22:36] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> Roll 1d20+27 Bluff
[22:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria_ThePoonSlayer rolled : 1d20+27 Bluff --> [ 1d20=18 ]{45}
[22:36] <Pussycat-chan> roll 1d20
[22:36] <!Emilybroshoujo> Pussycat-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
[22:36] <Pussycat-chan> Yeah she needed a nat 20 so her mod doesn't matter.
[22:36] <Pussycat-chan> She's now flat footed.
[22:37] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> roll 1d20+!1
[22:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria_ThePoonSlayer rolled : 1d20+!1 --> error: malformed expression
[22:37] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> roll 1d20+11
[22:37] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria_ThePoonSlayer rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{14}
[22:37] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> fixed
[22:37] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> TO GRAB THE KITTY.
[22:37] <Pussycat-chan> Okay...
[22:37] <Pussycat-chan> I see where this is going.
[22:38] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> No you don't, let me work
[22:38] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> I'm ~swagmatic~
[22:38] <Pussycat-chan> opposing strength checks.
[22:38] <Pussycat-chan> roll 1d20+1
[22:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Pussycat-chan rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
[22:38] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> roll 1d20+4
[22:38] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria_ThePoonSlayer rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
[22:38] <Pussycat-chan> Okay.
[22:38] <Pussycat-chan> You grab the kitty.
[22:39]  * Aeria_ThePoonSlayer swoops down and lifts the cat into a bridal-carry. She flies back to the group scratching behind the girls ear. "You know you're absolutely adorable~ Yes you are~"
[22:39] <Pussycat-chan> roll 1d20+4
[22:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Pussycat-chan rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
[22:39] <Pussycat-chan> Make a charisma check.
[22:39] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> roll 1d20+7
[22:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria_ThePoonSlayer rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
[22:39]  * Pussycat-chan purrs uncontrollably.
[22:39] <Sazir> >+7
[22:39] <Sazir> MAH GOD
[22:40] <@Malakai> BAH GOD KING
[22:40] <Pussycat-chan> She's purty/
[22:40]  * Aeria_ThePoonSlayer nuzzles the catgirl. "You're just the cutest thing~! I'm gonna name you Chai~".
[22:40] == Pussycat-chan has changed nick to Chai
[22:40] == Chai has changed nick to Chai_
[22:40] <Sazir> ...God I hope being a lich just raises my charisma to ludicrous levels
[22:40] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> Look at me, I got my RL cat in here
[22:40] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> Let's fuckin go.
[22:40] <Sazir> Otherwise, the Dream Dead Lands will be a far far fought.
[22:41] <Belor> As long as I get my money I'm good.
[22:41] <Chai_> She's a level 6 sorceress.
[22:41] <Vripe> huh
[22:41] <Chai_> She's also dumb as a rock.
[22:41] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> Sounds like Chai.
[22:41] <Chai_> Her wisdom and int are both 8
[22:41] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> >open door
[22:41] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> >Runs away from me
[22:41] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> Yep.
[22:41] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> Sounds like Chai.
[22:41] <Vripe> "Psst, I'll hold onto that gold for you"
[22:41] <Vripe> "It'd only weigh you down"
[22:41] <Sazir> "Messenger, wouldn't it be better to sacrifice this creature to our Lord?"
[22:42] <@Aeria_ThePoonSlayer> "Touch my cat and die, swine."
[22:42] == Aeria_ThePoonSlayer has changed nick to Aeria
[22:42] <@Malakai> "Ha!"
[22:42] <@Aeria> "Her name is Chai, and Papa says she is mine."
[22:42] <Belor> "I think there is your answer old friend"
[22:42] <@Malakai> "The angel is feisty tonight"
[22:42]  * Aeria looks up at the sky
[22:42] == Chai_ has changed nick to Pumpkin
[22:42] <@Aeria> "ISN'T THAT RIGHT PAPA!"
[22:42]  * Pumpkin snuggles the kitty.
[22:42] == Pumpkin has changed nick to Roll-chan
[22:42] <Sazir> "It seems so, well if that is her wish."
[22:43] <Vripe> can I steal the gold from her
[22:43] <Roll-chan> She already gave it back to Brutus and she doesn't have anything else but a squeaky mouse toy.
[22:43] <Vripe> ah damnit
[22:43] <Sazir> ...Can I animate the mouse toy?
[22:44] <Roll-chan> Do you have Animate Object?
[22:44] <Sazir> I do not, drat. Thought it may be made from a real dead mouse.
[22:44]  * Belor sighs "It seems like you won the bet "
[22:44]  * Belor places 50g in Vripe's hand
[22:44] <@Aeria> YOU DARE TOUCH MY CATS MOUSE TOY
[22:44] <@Aeria> SWINE!
[22:44] <Sazir> I DARE!
[22:45] <Vripe> "domo"
[22:45] <Roll-chan> You guys continue on over night.
[22:45] <@Aeria> Don't touch my cat.
[22:45] <@Aeria> Papa will smite you.
[22:45] <@Aeria> >:C
[22:45] <Vripe> can I touch it with a stick
[22:45] <Sazir> I WILL TOUCH YOUR CAT AND DRINK! YOUR! MILKSHAKE!
[22:45] <Vripe> or if I wear gloves or something
[22:45] <@Aeria> SWINE.
[22:46] <Roll-chan> The next morning.
[22:46] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20
[22:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
[22:46] <Roll-chan> roll 1d20
[22:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
[22:46] <Roll-chan> roll 1d100
[22:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll-chan rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=54 ]{54}
[22:46] <Roll-chan> Everyone make a listen or spot check whichever is higher.
[22:47] <@Aeria> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJN7JL3Daw Every encounter until you like it)
[22:47] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+2
[22:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
[22:47] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+7 SPOT
[22:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+7 SPOT --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
[22:47] <Sazir> roll 1d20+4 Spot
[22:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+4 Spot --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
[22:47] <Roll-chan> Let me simplify this.
[22:48] <Roll-chan> Everyone try to roll a nat 20
[22:48] <@Aeria> >I rolled a 19
[22:48] <@Aeria> ;_;
[22:48] <Belor> Roll 1d20+3
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
[22:48] <Sazir> roll 1d20 Oh and for Rose.
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20 Oh and for Rose. --> [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
[22:48] <@Aeria> In that case
[22:48] <@Aeria> roll 1d20 Shouta
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20 Shouta --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[22:48] <@Aeria> Roll 1d20 Pumpkin
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20 Pumpkin --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
[22:48] <@Aeria> roll 1d20 Chai
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20 Chai --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
[22:48] <@Aeria> Roll 1d20 Hanako-knife-ear
[22:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20 Hanako-knife-ear --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
[22:48] <@Malakai> wait wait
[22:48] <Belor> ....we do have alot of followers
[22:49] <@Malakai> I forgot to roll for ine
[22:49] <@Malakai> *mine
[22:49] <Sazir> ...We do
[22:49] <@Aeria> I have a harem
[22:49] <@Aeria> How do I feel
[22:49] <@Malakai> roll 1d20 Human Female Warrior (what, I haven't learned her name yet....)
[22:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Malakai rolled : 1d20 Human Female Warrior (what, I haven't learned her name yet....) --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
[22:49] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
[22:49] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{33}
[22:49] <@Aeria> Wait I know.
[22:49] <Sazir> YAY ANTS
[22:49] <@Aeria> GET UP-AH-GET ON UP
[22:49] <Vripe> I can hear forever
[22:49] <@Aeria> I SAID GET UP-AH GET ON UP
[22:49] <Roll-chan> Okay so none of you notice that Stitches has been following you for the entire time except Chai who didn't say anything because she assumed she was supposed to be there.
[22:50] <Belor> I have a kitsune with 30 Cha.
[22:50] <Vripe> oh okay fine
[22:50] <@Aeria> Oh Chai.
[22:50] <Roll-chan> So all of you crap yourself when you suddenly hear "Hey."
[22:50] <Roll-chan> In a raspy voice.
[22:50] <@Malakai> "GAH WHAT"
[22:50]  * Aeria turns around. "Sap?"
[22:50] <Roll-chan> From the iddle of the group.
[22:50] <Roll-chan> middle*
[22:50] <Vripe> "GREETINGS, FELLOW TRAVELER"
[22:50] <@Aeria> (Aeria on the average night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOD-M7WZkZQ)
[22:51]  * Sazir instantly jumps back when he hears her voice. "Y-you! W-what are you doing here?"
[22:51] <Roll-chan> "You're almost there so I'll warn you now, watch out for the shorties from here on. They're the really crazy ones."
[22:51]  * Belor stands very still "This seems to happen alot....."
[22:51] <@Aeria> "How come it's always the midgets."
[22:52] <Roll-chan> "And by that I mean the short ones.... not the girls..."
[22:52] <Roll-chan> "Though they're girls too...."
[22:52] <Roll-chan> Stitches picks her ear.
[22:52]  * Sazir coughs to compose himself. "And why exacly are you telling us?"
[22:52] <Belor> "So....you came to warm us?...why?
[22:52] <@Aeria> "Because she's a nice girl."
[22:53] <Belor> warn*
[22:53] <Vripe> "So convenient!  I don't even have to jump to kick them in the face!"
[22:53] <Roll-chan> "Because it'll be boring if you die." Stitches says as she sticks out her tongue.
[22:53] <Roll-chan> She then turns and walks back down the road.
[22:53] <@Aeria> "Told you she was nice..."
[22:53] <Roll-chan> You watch her as she walks away.
[22:54] <Roll-chan> She stumbles over a rock a little.
[22:54] <Sazir> "...Perhaps she'll make a beautiful undead yet."
[22:54] <Sazir> "...Or at least a clumsy beautiful one."
[22:54] <Roll-chan> Then continues walking without vanishing mysteriously.
[22:54] <Roll-chan> Eventually she's out of sight.
[22:54] <Belor> "....I like her....even if she sends a shiver up my spine"
[22:54] <@Malakai> "Or, with your record Sazir, a beautiful unliving!"
[22:55]  * Malakai jabs Sazir a couple of times in the ribs with his elbow with a snarky grin on his face
[22:55] <Sazir> "Perhaps, as long as she's free from the chains of living. And agreed old friend, we must be catious with that one no matter how likeable she seems."
[22:55]  * Sazir has a deadpan face as Malakai keeps jabing him.
[22:55] <Roll-chan> Stitches is the moe-est
[22:56] <@Aeria> No
[22:56] <@Aeria> My retarded cat is.
[22:57] <Belor> "A-ah yes.... cautious...you are right of course, we must not let our guard down around here"
[22:57] <Sazir> Here's hoping a certain angel doesn't charm her before she dies and becomes a wonderful undead, or unliving.
[22:57] <@Aeria> I don't think she likes me like that bro
[22:57] <Roll-chan> Stitches has like a +50 something will save.
[22:57] <Sazir> I don't think she likes anyone in our group like that.
[22:59] <Roll-chan> Finally you all arrive in Dantoran.
[22:59] == vripe| has changed nick to Vripe
[22:59] <Roll-chan> The city is very..... industrial.
[23:00] <Roll-chan> There are lots of factories and homeless people.
[23:00] <Sazir> "Do you smell that wonderful smell comrades? It's the smell of beautiful death and decay."
[23:00] <Roll-chan> Smoke blocks out the sun at all times.
[23:00] <Roll-chan> Flying here might not be very safe.
[23:01] <@Aeria> Fuck you.
[23:02] <Roll-chan> Okay.
[23:02] <Roll-chan> Seriously okay.
[23:02]  * Roll-chan lewds.
[23:02] <Sazir> Lewd.
[23:02] <Roll-chan> As I was saying.
[23:02] <@Malakai> turbolewd
[23:02] <Roll-chan> Your "home" for this town is an abandoned orphanage.
[23:03] <Sazir> Is there anyone in there when we get there?
[23:03] <Roll-chan> It's in the slums.
[23:03] <Roll-chan> No.
[23:04] <Roll-chan> There are lots of rooms though.
[23:04] <Roll-chan> And a basement.
[23:04] <Sazir> "Well, it seems this place will be nice to make into another shrine for our Lord. Wouldn't you say so my good chap?"
[23:05] <Roll-chan> You all spend the first day resting and setting up shop.
[23:05] <Roll-chan> So to speak.
[23:05]  * Malakai whistles a jaunty tune while preparing his art corner
[23:05] <Roll-chan> Any of you have anything you want to check out on the first day?
[23:05] <Belor> "Yes indeed good friend, it might even make the perfect cover if we help "take in" those poor orphans"
[23:07] <Sazir> Any information on The Rose? And perhaps something for my Wyrmling and Harpy Egg.
[23:08] <@Aeria> >Wyrmling egg
[23:08] <@Aeria> Sazir you..
[23:08] <@Malakai> I want to sit down with the Warrior woman and talk with her and junk
[23:08] <@Aeria> You must...
[23:08] <@Aeria> ;_;7
[23:08] <@Aeria> I must..have it..
[23:08] <Sazir> ...Ally, it's already alive.
[23:08] <@Aeria> ..
[23:08] <@Aeria> Oh...
[23:08] <@Aeria> OH..
[23:08] <@Aeria> ...Ooooohhhh....
[23:08] <Sazir> I have a Harpy Egg. And a Wyrmling White Dragon.
[23:08]  * Aeria snaps.
[23:08] <@Aeria> Damn.
[23:08] <Belor> Look for "our" kind of work
[23:09] <Roll-chan> There's a mortuary you guys already have a job at thanks to Donnie.
[23:09] <Belor> Oh~
[23:09] <@Aeria> I wish to look for a..certain type of egg.
[23:11] <Roll-chan> So Malakai is staying at the house, Aeria is searching the black market in vain, and Sazir is actually doing work.
[23:11] <Sazir> Sounds like most of this campaign!
[23:11] <Sazir> Badum tish
[23:11] <Belor> I am trying to make us money!
[23:11] <@Aeria> >in vain
[23:12] <@Aeria> M-My heart..
[23:12] <Vripe> are you Ironman or something
[23:12] <Vripe> need a bunch of scraps to stay alive
[23:13] <Roll-chan> What are you doing ANTS?
[23:13] <Vripe> huh
[23:13] <Roll-chan> You should go to the sewers.....
[23:13] <Vripe> that's a tough one
[23:13] <Roll-chan> There might be candy!
[23:13] <Roll-chan> :3
[23:13] <Vripe> okay, maybe I overheard that from someone
[23:13] <Vripe> sounds good to me
[23:13] <Roll-chan> No don't.
[23:13] <Roll-chan> That fight will take too long.
[23:14] <Roll-chan> Or you'll die.
[23:14] <Roll-chan> Probably both.
[23:14] <Vripe> ah
[23:14] <Vripe> guess I'll piss in an alley then
[23:14] <Vripe> nah, I need to broaden my horizons
[23:15] <Vripe> I'll replace all the forks and spoons in the town with knives
[23:15] <Roll-chan> ....
[23:15] <Roll-chan> Okay.
[23:15] <Roll-chan> So while he's doing that Sazir roll a gather information check.
[23:16] <Sazir> roll 1d20+8
[23:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
[23:16] <Vripe> and I'll use the forks and spoons to spell DICKS in the town square
[23:16] <Sazir> Ah wait no that's for Rose...can I just use that?
[23:16] <Roll-chan> You find out there are 5 members of The Rose
[23:17] <Roll-chan> You can't discover any personal information or descriptions.
[23:18] <Roll-chan> And immediately after leaving the bar the bartender is killed blatantly.
[23:18] <Roll-chan> You don't see who did it.
[23:19] <Sazir> "Just that eh? Well at least it's something, good work Rose. I'll be sure to give you a proper reward during the night." He says petting her head. "And what's this now?...Well at least I have the first of my lovelies."
[23:19] <Sazir> I cast Animate Dead on him, then just let him run loose.
[23:20] <Roll-chan> He kills everyone in tha bar as you walk away humming to yourself into the city fog.
[23:20] <Roll-chan> I imagine this as 1800s london.
[23:20] <Roll-chan> It's an awesome scene.
[23:21] <Roll-chan> We're probably gonna stop here.
[23:21] <Roll-chan> Shit will start getting real next session.
[23:21] <Roll-chan> You each gain 500 xp.