Once upon a time, Ehcuat was walking down the main street of Sweden.
"Gee, it sure is a fine day today," he said, "Only -28 degrees!"
He strolled along the road, walking past many shops, but not finding the one he wanted, until finally, he saw the golden (albeit frosty) arches in the distance. He quickened his pace to a run.

Meanwhile, Thatguy was fishing down at the ocean's edge. He had so far not had a single bite all day. But that was all about to change...
When the big fish hit the line, Flex happened to be walking past.
"Woah!" shouted Thatguy, as he was pulled into the water by the tremendous strength of the fish.
"I'll save you!" shouted Flex, who dived into the water after Thatguy. Unfortunately, he didn't consider how cold the water would be, and his muscles froze up instantly.
"SAVE ME, THATGUY!" he screamed in terror.

Back in the main street of Sweden, Ehcuat finally reached McDonalds. He walked in, and was greeted by a familiar face.
"Hey, Ehcuat!" said Superpie. "Can I take your order, mate?"
"You certainly can. I wish to make purchase of a single McNugget."
"That will be seven dollars fifty, thanks!"
Ehcuat's jaw dropped. "SEVEN DOLLARS FIFTY FOR A SINGLE MCNUGGET?" he shouted. "ALL I WANT IS MY CHICKENY FIX!"
"Look, in the water! Someone is in trouble!" shouted Emill, who was up until that moment munching upon a McHappy Meal.
"Quick, to the water!" yelled Superpie, and everyone ran out to the water to help. Ehcuat made off with a chicken McNugget.

But unbeknownst to the people in Sweden, danger was lurking below the surface of the waves in the bay. Danger, inside a yellow submarine.
Duke Nukem sat at the helm of the ship. He span the chair around, to discuss the plans with the rest of the Swedish Mafia.
"They have fallen for it. Reel them in."
Kata stood up and walked to the door.
"I think the wheel is outside - right?"
"No you fool!" shouted Duke Nukem. "It's inside - in fact, right next to you."
"Oh." she said, and started turning the wheel.
In the water, Thatguy and Flex are pulled into the airlock of the submarine. The water drains out beneath them.
"What on Earth-"
Kata pulled them inside. Duke Nukem faced them.
"Now, you will face the full wrath of the Swedish Mafia!"
Thatguy's eyes darted around, as he looked for something to save himself with. And Flex too, maybe. If he had time.
Suddenly, he spied Emill's discarded McHappy Meal, which had washed up alongside himself and Flex.
"Ah ha!" he said.
He then proceeded to begin consuming the meal.
Flex, taking initiative, ran straight at Duke Nukem, knocking him onto the door release lever. The sub opened up, the water poured in, and the entire Swedish Mafia were swept out to sea.

Sometime later, Ehcuat called out - "Look! Someone's washed up!"
It was Thatguy!
"Hey Thatguy, where's Flex?"
"I have no idea." he said.
Then they all walked away into the sunset.

THE END