PLUNDER THE PIG PEN PART 1 (claraskylermark)

<BigPig>: [take 5 the next floor is empty]
<BigPig>: [gonna eat me some din dins]
<Clara>: [same here]
<BigPig>: Watches now read the time as 5:30pm
<Skyler>: [break hivemind]
<Wrong_Way>: [eating shit noodles hivemind?}
<Clara>: [m-maybe the noodles wouldn't hate you so much if you were nice to them for once]
<Wrong_Way>: [maybe the noodles would taste better if they weren't made to taste bad]
<Clara>: [s-sorry]
<Skyler>: [jeez, get it together clara]
<Wrong_Way>: [YEAH CLARA]
<Clara>: [o-okay, sorry boys]
<Clara>: ;~;]
<Skyler>: [just... go back to the lab, where you can't embarrass yourself]
<Clara>: [i-i can help though]
<BigPig>: [okay back]
<BigPig>: [we ready to lock and load?]
<Skyler>: [whoop whoop]
<Clara>: [yea[
<BigPig>: if you guys wanna stop for the night we can or we can try and do a few more floors]
<Clara>: [I am probably heading to bed at like 9 due to the migraine, but I am good until then]
<Skyler>: [let's keep going until we must stop]
<BigPig>: alright cool]
<BigPig>: [you fellas having fun?]
<Clara>: [yep]
<BigPig>: [cool]
<Skyler>: [indeed]
<BigPig>: The 3rd floor appears to be empty and is cleared out a few stray lawn chairs and milk crates are scattered about the elevator is on the other side of the room now usable once more
<Skyler>: "So... we just go?"
Clara shrugs and goes ahead
<Skyler>: "Wait, no, there's someone with a watch in here."
<BigPig>: There is a watch stapled to the wall next to the elevator
Skyler looks around the room as he walks out, cautiously holding his staff
<Skyler>: "Oh. Huh."
<BigPig>: BigPigs voice comes over the rooms intercom
<BigPig>: "HAW TRICKS NIGGAS
<BigPig>: YA'LL THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME SHIT ON DIS FLO?
<BigPig>: HAW HAW HAW
Skyler hmphs and begins walking to the other side of the room
Clara deactivates the watch and goes ahead
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw well."
Skyler goes to the elevator
Wrong_Way follows after skyler and Clara while dragging his riot sheild
<BigPig>: There is a pomf noise and a puff of smoke
<Skyler>: "I'm having a much better time than I thought I- wait..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm?"
*** BigPig is now known as Kunoichi_1
<Kunoichi_1>: Halt!
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw, it's Skyler's ninja girl!"
<Skyler>: [the floor 1 girl, or someone else?]
<Kunoichi_1>: Fierce warriors!
<Kunoichi_1>: [same girl]
<Kunoichi_1>: I must warn you!
Skyler freezes up a little, smiling
<Wrong_Way>: "What is it?"
<Kunoichi_1>: On the 5th, 10th, 15th, 20th, and 25th floor my five sisters lie in wait!"
<Kunoichi_1>: "Each more vicious and cruel than the last"
<Kunoichi_1>: "You must escape now before this place consumes you!"
Skyler sets his lamp pole aside and dramatically flicks his bangs out of his eyes, walking over to Kunoichi_1
<Clara>: "We have to deactivate each floor and save the mayor"
<Skyler>: "I'm sorry, but we must go. It is our duty."
<Kunoichi_1>: Alright, if you must
<Kunoichi_1>: Take this!
Kunoichi_1 holds up a shining katana
<Skyler>: "...Are we gonna have to kill them?"
<Kunoichi_1>: My dark master's vile copycat jitsu will turn even your powers against him
<Kunoichi_1>: It can also undo the ninja magics my sisters will use to mislead and trick you!
<Skyler>: "Oh. ...That's actually pretty cool."
<Kunoichi_1>: in the last hour I have soul searched and discovered you are the chosen ones to bring my clan to justice ushering in a new era of peace in the ninja clan of *cough*cough*
<Wrong_Way>: "Really?"
Skyler nods
<Skyler>: "Of course."
Skyler looks back to Clara and Wrong_Way
<Skyler>: "Of course we would be that."
<Kunoichi_1>: Probably
<Kunoichi_1>: I think
<Kunoichi_1>: The point is!
<Kunoichi_1>: Take this sword!
Skyler takes that sword
<Kunoichi_1>: But I mean only if you want to.."
Kunoichi_1 bows
<Skyler>: "I love it."
Kunoichi_1 throws down a smoke bomb and disappears
Skyler tests the sword's heft in his hand
<Kunoichi_1>: Good luck, chosen warriors
<Wrong_Way>: "...Can I have your pole then?"
<Skyler>: "Go for it."
<Kunoichi_1>: It's surprisingly light if you knew anything about swords you would know this is a good sword
<Wrong_Way>: "Cool."
Skyler is pretty sure it's a good sword. Knows nothing about swords.
Wrong_Way takes Skyler's lamp pole
Skyler goes back to the elevator.
Clara has been waiting by the elevator
<Skyler>: "...5 sisters. Damn."
Wrong_Way enters the elevator
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, I can barely stand having one sister."
<Wrong_Way>: "Imagine having 5!"
<Kunoichi_1>: The elevator closes behind them the only button left is to the 4th floor
Wrong_Way hits the button
<Kunoichi_1>: The elevator begins going slowly to the 4th floor
<Skyler>: "I hope they're not /too/ vicious and cruel."
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah."
<Kunoichi_1>: The door open to the 4th floor
<sowl>: hey what I miss?]
<Kunoichi_1>: A thick pink shag carper covers the room along with several couches and things
<Wrong_Way>: [i'd give you logs but they're pretty long]
<Kunoichi_1>: [ninja qt came back briefly, talked to them on third floor, we all left and ate dinner, came back starting 4th floor now]
<Wrong_Way>: [ty bucko]
<Kunoichi_1>: A toned man in a skin tight white bodysuit with pink flames on it and red feathers lining it stands at the center of the room holding a single rose
<Wrong_Way>: "...Do we have to leave the elevator?"
<sowl>: k[
<Skyler>: "..."
*** Kunoichi_1 is now known as Redblade_Pinkpetal
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Welcome!
Redblade_Pinkpetal does some poses
<Clara>: "...."
<sowl>: what kind?]
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Are you prepared to face power like which you have never seen
Wrong_Way clutches his riot shield and pole closer to himself
<Wrong_Way>: "Is this power rated PG?"
<Skyler>: "I don't swing that way."
<Clara>: "I have a boyfriend"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Mwah ah ah ah ah
Redblade_Pinkpetal flicks his hands large red blades forming from the feathers on his suit which upon closer inspection are actually large flower petal
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Prepare your minds for the most elegant of devastation!
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay I guess..."
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: My hidden blades and thrusting revelation!
Wrong_Way backs further into the elevator
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: AND DEADLY BLASTS OF RADIATION
Skyler auras up
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't like this floorrrrr."
<Skyler>: "Cancer isn't cool, dude."
Redblade_Pinkpetal shoots a blast of energy out of his mouth
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: WHARGBLLBLGLBLGLBLBLBLBUH
Skyler envelops the sword in his aura, as well. He shield the party from the blast with a wing
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh sweet jesus thank you Skyler."
Skyler gives a shaky thumbs up to Wrong_Way
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Mwah!
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Face me!
Redblade_Pinkpetal stops shooting energy and strikes a pose with his wrist blades
<Skyler>: "jesuschristthathurt"
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe I can throw this pole at him you guys."
Clara jump kicks him while he's posing
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Guh
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh wait, Yay Clara!"
Redblade_Pinkpetal leaps back and blocks Clara's kick with crossed blades
Skyler shakes his wing a little, and begins walking towards the action
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Mwahaha!
Clara punches his blades, sending a wave of gravity to knock him down
Wrong_Way steps out of the elevator holding his riot shield to protect himself
Redblade_Pinkpetal flies across the room and hits the wall
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: DANCING PETAL SETTING SUN!
Redblade_Pinkpetal leaps and corkscrews in mid air spinning his blades as he leaps at the group
Skyler holds up his sword to block
Clara jumps out of the way, reversing her gravity onto the ceiling
<Skyler>: "As long as I keep my aura over it, I don't think it'll break..."
Wrong_Way has his riot shield up
Redblade_Pinkpetal is stopped but has locked blades with Skyler
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: BLOOMING TREE ADVANCED TECHNIQUE!
Skyler does a little impressed whistle
Redblade_Pinkpetal 's body erupts with blades
<Skyler>: "Wait, FUCK"
Skyler turns around to let his wings shield him
<Skyler>: "AAAARGH DAMNIT!"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: MWAH HA HA HA
Redblade_Pinkpetal retracts blades and leaps back striking another pose
<Wrong_Way>: "Why does he keep posing?"
Clara leaps from the ceiling, putting her gravity back to normal as she body slams him in the middle of a pose
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: The unbridled fury of my essence is too much for you!
Skyler stumbles forward and away, shaking the blades out of his wings
<Skyler>: "JESUS, MAN!"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: MWAH HA HA
Clara increases her gravity to make the body slam weigh more than a little teenage girl
Redblade_Pinkpetal is slammed into by Clara right before he begins gloating and crashes into a wall
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: b-blast
Redblade_Pinkpetal shakily stands up
<Wrong_Way>: "You okay dude?"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: I AM FABULOUS
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: WHAGAagrgabllblblblbbl
<Skyler>: "Me, or him?"
Redblade_Pinkpetal fires off beam of energy out his mouth
<Wrong_Way>: "Pinko-OH JEEZ DUCK!"
Wrong_Way holds his shield up again to protect himself
Skyler makes an impulse decision that doing the cool thing is better than doing the safe thing, and swings at the blast with his sword
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: The sword splits the beam
<Skyler>: "Hah!"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Whaaaahahahhgggghhblvlblblblblbuh
Redblade_Pinkpetal stops firing off beams
Skyler looks at the sword in his hand, and gives it an impressed nod
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: YOUR LIFE IS LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: DEAD
Clara kicks redblade once she gets an opening
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Oof
Redblade_Pinkpetal is kicked and crashes into another wall
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: RAINING ROSES, FINISHING MOVE
Redblade_Pinkpetal erupts giant swords from his wrists wielding two massive katanas
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: A TYPHOON OF LOVE
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: A TSUNAMI OF PASSIOn
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: HYAAAAAAH
<Skyler>: "..."
Redblade_Pinkpetal does a massive slash across the entire room
Skyler looks at the sword in his hand
<Skyler>: "...This is my calling."
Skyler attempts to meet the slash with his own blade
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: One of Redblades swords is stopped by Skylers but he begins to pushed back
<Wrong_Way>: "You can do it Skyler!"
Skyler clears his throat. *AHEM*
<Skyler>: A HURRICANE OF EMOTION
<Skyler>: THE WINGS OF... FRIENDSHIP.
<Skyler>: FINAL ATTACK
<Skyler>: BIG... THROW.
<Wrong_Way>: "Big what?"
Skyler picks up Redblade_Pinkpetal with his wing, and throws him against the wall
<Skyler>: AAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh....
Clara simply watches
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Oof
Redblade_Pinkpetal hits a wall
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: MWAH
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: You call that a finishing move!
Skyler sounds monotone and unsure of himself, just at a higher volume than usual
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: oh jesus my bones
<Skyler>: "...Well..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Why am I finding myself agreeing to the flower dude?"
<Skyler>: "Man, I'm not made for this theatrics stuff."
<Clara>: "You should have had a few spins in there"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: This isn't theatrics!
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: This is the beauty of elegant combat, brutish swings becomes dancing curves!
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: A sword becomes an extension of my soul!
<Wrong_Way>: "You need more posing, Skyler. I think that's what it's missing."
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: My passion explodes from my hot blade!
<Skyler>: "It just feel so awkward and forced."
Redblade_Pinkpetal does some poses
<Skyler>: "I'll get better at it when I'm more sued to this whole Superhero schtick."
<Skyler>: *used]
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: You clowns aren't worth my time!
Wrong_Way throws his pole like a spear at Redblade
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Oof
Redblade_Pinkpetal is hit by a pole
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Ow
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes!"
<Wrong_Way>: "But yeah Skyler, finish this guy."
Skyler flares his wings out
<Skyler>: "ALRIGHT, YOU WANT A FINISHING MOVE!?"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: MWAHAHA
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: PITIFUL
Clara sits back and lets Sky have his finisher
Redblade_Pinkpetal strikes a pose
Skyler flies over to pick up Redblade_Pinkpetal by his face
Redblade_Pinkpetal is still holding a rose which he has now moved to being clenched in his teeth
<Skyler>: "Any last words?"
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Just one
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGBLBLBLBLBUH
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Just one
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGBLBLBLBLBUH
Redblade_Pinkpetal shoots off beams of energy
Skyler takes the energy with his hand, pushes Redblade_Pinkpetal to hit the back of his head on the wall
Redblade_Pinkpetal bumps his head against the wall
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Ow
<Skyler>: "...You were supposed to get knocked out."
Skyler does it again
Redblade_Pinkpetal 's head is knocked harder this time he falls unconscious
Skyler flaps his hand and winces, walking back to the group
<Skyler>: "Shit, shit my hand hurts. I'll let you guys take the spotlight next floor."
<Skyler>: "I'm not cut out for witty one-liners."
<Clara>: "Its a practice thing"
<Skyler>: "Eh."
<Wrong_Way>: "We better turn off his watch."
Skyler is still fanning his hand
<Skyler>: "Oh, shit, right."
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: Your own watches now read the time as 6:20
<Redblade_Pinkpetal>: pm
Wrong_Way goes over to Redblade's watch and tries to figure out how to turn it off.
Skyler goes over and uses his wings as hands to deactivate the watch
<Skyler>: "I've got it, s'fine."
<Skyler>: "I saw how Clara did it."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh cool."
Clara shrugs, going on ahead
Wrong_Way looks for the next way up.
<Skyler>: "So, next up is Evil Sister numero uno."