Fidonet taglines quoted

"Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.",
"Good Night America, Where Ever You Are!",
"A Cult is a Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco)",
"The Government reserves the right to REFUSE to serve everyone.",
"Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.",
"USA.SYS corrupted:  Eradicate politicians? (Y/y)",
"Fight Organized Crime, Shoot Politicians...",
"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus",
"Smith & Wesson - Symbol of American Freedom",
"They can have my gun ... one bullet at a time!",
"At any time, at any place, FBI snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.",
"The way to a man's heart is with a broadsword.",
"If voting really effected change, it would be illegal.",
"BATF = Bureau of Arsonists, Traitors & Fascists",
"[We must kill you to save you.] - new BATF/FBI motto",
"Judge - An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.",
"Ya the Constitution, my grandfather had that, he could work all day!",
"Bill of Rights:  Void where Prohibited by Law",
"And remember, you can't spell DEALER without DEA.",
"I know my facts are right.  I heard it on NBC.",
"Clinton's Attorney General killed more people than Ted Kennedy's car!",
"Don't take my car, officer. I wasn't speeding. Really!",
"The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.",
"If you cannot love your Constitution, at least hate the Government.",
"The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian. - Paine",
"[the Constitution doesn't require the use of inferior weapons] - Kopel",
"The greatest difficulty comes at the start. It's called--getting ready",
"The Second Amendment guarantees the other nine. My nine guarantees the 2nd.",
"FBI = Fire & Brimstone Inc.",
"Error opening CLINTON.LIE  Cannot find TRAITOR2.USA",
"Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in feminine protection.",
"Government [compassion] requires the victimization of someone else.",
"[Sleep tight Janet, you had a good day] 4/19/93 Clinton",
"Gun control killed the Branch Davidians",
"If you're happy and you know it clank your chains",
"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate in a pile outside.",
"The gov't can support as many poor people as it is willing to create.",
"Criminals work for the State created Law Enforcement Growth Industry.",
"Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes",
"Of the government, by the government, for the government {GAG RETCH}",
"Remember -- [Nazi] is short for [National SOCIALIST]",
"My economic barometer just sucked itself to death.",
"Do YOU trust a government that won't obey it's OWN LAWS?!",
"The rulers learn from history, why don't the subjects? Cause the ruler",
"When guns are outlawed, only the Government & Criminals will have guns!",
"Why are they making the streets safe for criminals?",
"911 -- Government sponsored Dial-A-Prayer",
"1911 -- People activated solution to crime.",
"Nov 3, 1992 The day America committed suicide.",
"Bill Clinton..skid marks on the underwear of America.",
"Long Island R.R. - Gun Control disarmed the passengers!",
"Gun control [protects] you from being able to shoot back.",
"Politicians are not hoplophobes, they DO have a reason to fear guns.",
"NRA life member JFK was shot by ACLU  member L. H. Oswald.",
"Without a gun, the flag you're waving may as well be WHITE! B. Moore",
"BATF: Building Another Terrible Fiasco",
"Rhodes Scholarships - Studies in world domination...",
"The family that shoots together shouldn't be messed with!",
"Thought of the day: If Vince Foster had a gun, he would still be alive.",
"Health care with the efficiency of the post office, compassion of IRS",
"God didn't make us equal, Sam Colt did. But God made Sam Colt..go loop.",
"That which does not kill us is below us on the food chain.",
"Can you say Superfranticunproductiveuselesslegislation?!!",
"Arm the citizens, let the citizens disarm the criminals.",
"Hey there, Hi there Ho their, we're as happy as can be ...",
"Freedom means being in fear for your life and loving it.",
"Did you know that an anagram for 'Senator' is 'Treason'?",
"Plant Majick -- OKRANOMICON",
"KNOCK, KNOCK -(who's there?) - ATF -(Unt, Uh, ATF doesn't knock!) ;)",
"Why were there more tanks in Waco than in Somolia?",
"Cross Lassie with cantaloupe; get meloncollie baby.",
"Call the Clinton defense fund 1-800-BLO-Bill",
"FONG'S MONGOLIAN GRILL & GUNWORKS.",
"Awright, who peed in the gene pool?!!??",
"Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!",
"I am (rubber), you are (glue), it bounces from me and sticks to you!",
"Mind counts are ALWAYS more important than body counts -L. Mayo",
"They tried to cure me once, I'm demanding double my mania back.",
"[Oh Bother,] said Pooh, and called in an air strike.",
"[Oh Bother,] said Pooh, and aimed 1[ down from the T and 1] right.",
"[Oh Bother,] said Pooh, and nuked DC from orbit just to be sure.",
"[Oh Bother,] said Pooh, as ate some borrowed UN MRE's.",
"[Oh Bother,] said Pooh, as he shot the UN commander.",
"[Oh Bother,] said Pooh, when he saw there were no more blue targets.",
"Off to see the lizard....",
"You non-conformists are all alike.",
"Me... a skeptic?  I trust you have proof...",
"Diplomacy: Saying [nice doggy] until you find a rock.",
"Diplomacy: Saying [nice doggy] until you get a sight picture.",
"I'm a peaceful man. Aint nothin' quite as peaceful as a dead troublemaker",
"[Immoral laws aren't worthy of obedience] - W. Williams",
"When the GUN Police are done, can the THOUGHT Police be far behind?",
"Turned in my guns, all I got was this tube of funny looking jelly.",
"Turned in my guns, and I got 10 weeks of food.",
"Turned in my mom and I got this neat credit implant, good for 1 year.",
"When guns are outlawed, become a criminal or bare your ass. ...",
"Origin: Gun Control=Criminals & Gestapo vs. the Unarmed. (1:231/110.0)",
"McPrisons: now over 1 Million served!",
"Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.",
"Happiness is Klinton's face on a milk carton.",
"So much for officer friendly...to Serve and obliterate.",
"[Bother] said Pooh as he pushed the plunger & the UN building crumbled.",
"[Bother] said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.",
"[Oh Bother], said Pooh as he got tone and downed the UN fighter.",
"A religion is a cult with an adequate army.",
"[Light questioning, that's less than 10 stitches]-BATF/a cop wrote it!",
"WACO: The FBI Forbade Them Surrender...Then Massacred Children & All.",
"Bother said Pooh, as he blew up the dam on the advancing UN Army.",
"From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.",
"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting blue beenie Waskels",
"Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. -- L. Neil Smith",
"The RED ARMY - The official dogfood of Chechnya (TM)(c) 1995 Jeff Rudd",
"If it saves just one life...enslaving you was worth it. -Liberal Credo",
"[Brother], said Pooh, as he shot three IRS agents padlocking his home.",
"If brains are outlawed....nothing will change.",
"Coldly it lies [..], [I, the state, am the people] --Nietzsche",
"[NRA ?..the cheapest votes I ever bought!!!] George Bush",
"[Bother], said Pooh, as he shoved in a fresh magazine.",
"The best deterrent to *active, violent* anti-Semitism is a full magazine!"