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- ♪ There's a girl in this harbor town ♪
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- 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,077
- ♪ And she works layin' whiskey down ♪
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- 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:19,038
- ♪ They say, "Brandy,
- fetch another round" ♪
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- 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,238
- ♪ And she serves them
- whiskey and wine ♪
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- 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:26,358
- ♪ The sailors say "Brandy,
- you're a fine girl" ♪
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- 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,398
- ♪ "What a good wife you would be" ♪
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- 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,238
- - Come on!
- - Slow down!
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- This way, my river lily! Come on!
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- 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,358
- Where are you taking me?
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- 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,878
- Come on, come on.
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- 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,918
- Look. Look!
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- 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,038
- Oh, it's beautiful!
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- 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,238
- I was afraid it wouldn't
- take to the soil...
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- 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,718
- but it rooted quickly.
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- 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,322
- And soon, it'll be everywhere.
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- 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:04,376
- All across the universe.
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- 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,038
- Well, I don't know what
- you're talking about...
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- 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,078
- but I like the way you say it.
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- 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,491
- My heart is yours...
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- 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,204
- Meredith Quill.
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- 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,798
- I can't believe I fell
- in love with a spaceman.
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- 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,038
- Showtime, a-holes!
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- 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,036
- It will be here any minute.
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- 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:18,558
- Which will be its loss.
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- 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,198
- I thought your thing was a sword?
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- 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,283
- We've been hired to stop
- an interdimensional beast...
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- from feeding on those batteries,
- and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?
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- 00:03:25,013 --> 00:03:27,398
- It's just, swords were your
- thing and guns were mine.
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- 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,358
- But I guess we're both doing
- guns now. I just didn't know that.
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- 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,878
- Drax, why aren't you wearing
- one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
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- 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,278
- It hurts.
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- 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,167
- It hurts?
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- 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,273
- I have sensitive nipples.
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- 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,478
- "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
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- 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,238
- What about him? What's he doing?
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- 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,918
- I'm finishing this so we can
- listen to tunes while we work.
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- 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,318
- How is that a priority?
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- 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,838
- Blame Quill. He's the one
- who loves music so much.
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- 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,598
- No, I actually agree with Drax on this.
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- 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,158
- That's hardly important right now.
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- Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.
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- 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,838
- No, seriously, I side with Drax.
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- 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,718
- No, I understand that. You're
- being very serious right now.
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- 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,758
- I can clearly see you winking.
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- 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,838
- Damn it. I'm using my left eye?
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- 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,398
- I am Groot.
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- 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,920
- They were not looking at you funny.
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- 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,804
- Well, that's intense.
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- Groot!
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- 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,078
- Groot, get out of the
- way! You're gonna get hurt!
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- 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,081
- Hi.
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- 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,958
- No! Spit it out! Spit it out!
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- 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,121
- Come on!
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- Disgusting!
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- 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,558
- The beast's hide is too thick
- to be pierced from the outside.
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- 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,518
- I must cut through it from the inside.
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- 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,598
- Huh?
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- 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,198
- No, no! Drax, wait a minute!
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- 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,008
- Drax!
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- 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,358
- What is he doing?
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- 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,238
- He said the skin is too thick to be
- pierced from the outside, so he...
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- 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,238
- - That doesn't make any sense!
- - I tried telling him that!
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- 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,918
- Skin is the same level of thickness
- from the inside as from the outside!
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- 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,678
- I realize that.
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- 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,369
- There is a cut on its neck.
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- 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:17,729
- Rocket, get it to look up.
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- 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,918
- Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!
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- Watch it, Quill!
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- Yes! I have single-handedly
- vanquished the beast!
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- 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,361
- What?
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- 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,789
- What are they called again?
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- Anulax batteries.
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- Harbulary batteries.
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- That's nothing like what I just said.
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- 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,518
- But they're worth
- thousands of units apiece...
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- 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,678
- which is why the Sovereign
- hired us to protect them.
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- Careful what you say around these
- folks. They're easily offended.
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- The cost of transgression is death.
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- We thank you, Guardians, for
- putting your lives on the line.
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- 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,645
- We could not risk the lives
- of our own Sovereign citizens.
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- 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:10,518
- Every citizen is born exactly
- as designed by the community.
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- 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,838
- Impeccable, both
- physically and mentally.
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- We control the DNA of our progeny...
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- 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,678
- germinating them in birthing pods.
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- 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,162
- I guess I prefer to make
- people the old-fashioned way.
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- 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,358
- Perhaps someday, you could
- give me a history lesson...
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- 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,678
- in the archaic ways of our ancestors.
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- 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,958
- For academic purposes.
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- 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,918
- I would be honored, yes.
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- 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,078
- In the name of research...
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- 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,414
- I think that could be pretty, uh...
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- 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:39,703
- repulsive.
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- 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,478
- I'm not into that kind of casual...
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- 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,678
- Oh, please.
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- 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:47,158
- Your people promised something
- in exchange for our services.
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- 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,114
- Bring it...
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- 00:10:48,117 --> 00:10:49,767
- and we shall gladly be on our way.
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- 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,758
- Family reunion. Yay.
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- I understand she is your sister.
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- 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:14,038
- She's worth no more to me than
- the bounty due for her on Xandar.
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- 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,204
- Our soldiers apprehended her
- attempting to steal the batteries.
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- 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,478
- Do with her as you please.
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- 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,838
- We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.
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- 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,411
- What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?
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- My mother is from Earth.
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- 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,169
- And your father?
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- 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,958
- He ain't from Missouri.
- That's all I know.
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- 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,291
- I see it within you.
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- 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,278
- An unorthodox genealogy.
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- 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:50,410
- A hybrid that seems particularly...
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- 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,970
- reckless.
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- 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,463
- You know, they told me you people
- were conceited douchebags...
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- 00:11:57,977 --> 00:12:00,588
- but that isn't true at all.
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- 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,918
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,862
- I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I?
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- 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:10,979
- I'm sorry. That was meant
- to be behind your back.
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- 00:12:12,151 --> 00:12:14,318
- Count yourself blessed
- they didn't kill you.
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- 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,706
- You're telling me.
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- 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:18,447
- You wanna buy some batteries?
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- 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,678
- All right, let's get baldy to Xandar
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- 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,125
- and collect that bounty.
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- 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,678
- That stuff about my father...
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- 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,838
- Who does she think she is?
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- 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,318
- I know you're sensitive about that.
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- 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,520
- I'm not sensitive about it.
- I just don't know who he is.
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- Sorry if it seemed like I was
- flirting with the High Priestess.
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- 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,837
- I wasn't.
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- 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,078
- I don't care if you were.
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- 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,039
- Well, I feel like you do care.
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- 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,878
- That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
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- 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,962
- Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
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- 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,960
- Damn shadow.
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- 00:13:52,963 --> 00:13:55,278
- There are two types of
- beings in the universe...
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- 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,438
- those who dance, and those who do not.
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- 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,438
- Mmm-hmm.
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- 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,598
- I first met my beloved at a war rally.
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- 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,678
- Oh, God.
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- 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,678
- Everyone in the village
- flailed about, dancing.
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- 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,598
- Except one woman.
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- 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,045
- My Ovette.
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- 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,198
- I knew immediately
- she was the one for me.
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- 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,646
- The most melodic song in
- the world could be playing.
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- 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,567
- She wouldn't even tap her foot.
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- Wouldn't move a muscle.
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- 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,558
- One might assume she was dead.
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- 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,558
- That does sound pretty hot.
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- 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,358
- It would make my nether regions engorge.
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- 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,398
- Okay. I get it, yes.
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- 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,478
- I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.
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- 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,205
- You just need to find a woman
- who is pathetic... like you.
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- 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,241
- Mmm.
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- 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,358
- I'm hungry. Hand me
- some of that yaro root.
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- 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,958
- No. It's not ripe yet...
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- 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,238
- and I hate you.
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- 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,638
- You hate me?
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- 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,518
- You left me there while you
- stole that stone for yourself.
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- 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,798
- And yet here you stand, a hero.
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- 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,118
- I will be free of these shackles
- soon enough, and I will kill you.
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- 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,478
- I swear.
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- 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,758
- No.
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- 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,638
- You're gonna live out
- the rest of your days
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- 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,318
- in a prison on Xandar...
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- 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,238
- wishing you could.
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- 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,416
- This is weird.
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- 00:15:12,419 --> 00:15:14,717
- We've got a Sovereign fleet
- approaching from the rear.
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- 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,612
- Why would they do that?
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- 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,518
- Probably because Rocket
- stole some of their batteries.
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- Dude!
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- 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:19,868
- Right.
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- 00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:21,358
- He didn't steal some of those.
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- 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,318
- I don't know why they're after
- us. What a mystery this is.
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- 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,028
- What were you thinking?
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- 00:15:36,031 --> 00:15:37,757
- Dude, they were really easy to steal!
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- 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,358
- - That's your defense?
- - Come on!
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- 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,798
- You saw how that High
- Priestess talked down to us.
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- 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,529
- Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
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- 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,078
- Oh, I didn't realize your
- motivation was altruism.
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- 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,598
- It's really a shame the Sovereign
- have mistaken your intentions...
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- 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,358
- - and they're trying to kill us.
- - Exactly!
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- 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,278
- I was being sarcastic!
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- 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,050
- Oh, no!
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- 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,097
- You're supposed to
- use a sarcastic voice!
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- 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,578
- Now I look foolish!
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- 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,878
- Can we put the bickering on hold until
- after we survive this massive space battle?
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- 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,678
- - More incoming!
- - Good!
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- 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,638
- I wanna kill some guys!
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- 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,558
- You're not killing anyone.
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- 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,085
- All those ships are remotely piloted.
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- 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,718
- Damn it!
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- 00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:32,318
- What is the delay, Admiral?
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- 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,086
- High Priestess, the batteries, they
- are exceptionally combustible...
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- 00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:37,708
- and could destroy the entire fleet.
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- 00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:40,611
- Our concern is their
- slight against our people.
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- 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,449
- We hired them and they steal from us.
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- 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,925
- It is heresy of the highest order.
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- 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,078
- All command modules...
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- 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,686
- fire with the intent to kill.
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- 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,809
- What's the nearest habitable planet?
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- 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,398
- It's called Berhert.
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- 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,198
- - How many jumps?
- - Only one.
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- 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,358
- But the access point is 47 clicks away.
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- 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,204
- And you have to go through
- that quantum asteroid field.
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- 00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:25,821
- Quill, to make it through that...
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- 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:27,948
- you'd have to be the greatest
- pilot in the universe.
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- 00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,118
- Lucky for us, I...
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- 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,485
- I am.
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- 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,277
- What are you doing?
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- 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,478
- I've been flying this rig
- since I was 10 years old.
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- 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,558
- I was cybernetically engineered
- to pilot a spacecraft.
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- 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,345
- You were cybernetically
- engineered to be a douchebag!
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- 00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:53,345
- Stop it.
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- 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,838
- Later on tonight, you're gonna
- be laying down in your bed...
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- 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,998
- and there's gonna be something
- squishy in your pillow case.
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- 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,438
- And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"
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- 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,881
- And it's gonna be because
- I put a turd in there!
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- 00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:05,318
- You put your turd in
- my bed, I shave you.
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- 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,958
- Oh, it won't be my turd.
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- 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,438
- It will be Drax's.
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- 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,918
- I have famously huge turds.
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- 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,526
- We're about to die, and this
- is what we're discussing?
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- 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,198
- Son of a...
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- 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,198
- Dude! Seriously!
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- 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,358
- Hey! Let me...
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- 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,158
- Idiots!
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- 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,198
- Well, that's what you get
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- 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,758
- when Quill flies.
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- 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,518
- Ow!
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- 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,727
- We still have a
- Sovereign craft behind us.
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- 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,638
- Our weapons are down.
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- 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,722
- 20 clicks to the jump!
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- 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,809
- Hold on.
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- 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,128
- It's not ripe.
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- 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,202
- Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
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- 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,404
- Yes!
- 236
- 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:27,077
- 15 clicks to the jump!
- 237
- 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,206
- Come on!
- 238
- 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,490
- Keep going!
- 239
- 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,926
- 10 clicks!
- 240
- 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,329
- Die, spaceship!
- 241
- 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,558
- You suck, Zylak.
- 242
- 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,607
- Typical.
- 243
- 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,247
- Five clicks!
- 244
- 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,078
- Son of a...
- 245
- 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,923
- They went around the field!
- 246
- 00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:28,638
- Someone destroyed all our ships!
- 247
- 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,880
- What?
- 248
- 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,569
- Who?
- 249
- 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,045
- One click!
- 250
- 00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:39,946
- - What is that?
- - Who cares?
- 251
- 00:20:39,949 --> 00:20:42,118
- That's the jump point! Go! Go!
- 252
- 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,929
- It's a guy.
- 253
- 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,038
- Oh, my God.
- 254
- 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,485
- He's still out there?
- 255
- 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,801
- Groot, put your seatbelt on!
- 256
- 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,041
- Prepare for a really bad landing!
- 257
- 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,528
- That was awesome!
- 258
- 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,921
- Yes!
- 259
- 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,366
- Look at this!
- 260
- 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,878
- Where is the other half of our ship?
- 261
- 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,038
- My ship.
- 262
- 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,870
- Either one of you could have
- gotten us through that field...
- 263
- 00:22:23,873 --> 00:22:28,318
- had you flown with what's between your
- ears instead of what's between your legs!
- 264
- 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,318
- If what's between my
- legs had a hand on it...
- 265
- 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,413
- I guarantee I could have
- landed this ship with it.
- 266
- 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:36,918
- Peter, we almost died
- because of your arrogance.
- 267
- 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,238
- More like because he stole...
- 268
- 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,478
- the Anulax batteries!
- 269
- 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,958
- They're called Harbulary batteries.
- 270
- 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,499
- No, they're not!
- 271
- 00:22:43,502 --> 00:22:46,197
- Do you know why I did
- it, Star-Munch? Hmm?
- 272
- 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,798
- I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
- 273
- 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,878
- I did it because I wanted to!
- 274
- 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,718
- Dick.
- 275
- 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,758
- What are we even talking about this for?
- 276
- 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,398
- We just had a little man save
- us by blowing up 50 ships!
- 277
- 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,438
- How little?
- 278
- 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,838
- Well, I don't know, like this?
- 279
- 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,638
- A little one-inch man saved us?
- 280
- 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,958
- Well, if he got closer, I'm
- sure he would be much larger.
- 281
- 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,478
- That's how eyesight
- works, you stupid raccoon.
- 282
- 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,198
- Don't call me a raccoon!
- 283
- 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,646
- I'm sorry. I took it too far.
- 284
- 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,883
- I meant trash panda.
- 285
- 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,798
- Is that better?
- 286
- 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,718
- I don't know.
- 287
- 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,118
- It's worse. It's so much worse.
- 288
- 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,518
- You son of a...
- 289
- 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,398
- Hey!
- 290
- 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,043
- - I've had it with you!
- - No! Back up!
- 291
- 00:23:24,045 --> 00:23:26,085
- Someone followed you
- through the jump point.
- 292
- 00:23:27,175 --> 00:23:30,038
- Set me free, you'll need my help.
- 293
- 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,318
- I'm not a fool, Nebula.
- 294
- 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,358
- You are a fool if you deprive
- yourself a hand in combat.
- 295
- 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,718
- You'll attack me the
- moment I let you go.
- 296
- 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,878
- No, I won't.
- 297
- 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,318
- You'd think an evil supervillain
- would learn how to properly lie.
- 298
- 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,288
- I bet it's the one-inch man.
- 299
- 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,886
- After all these years, I've found you.
- 300
- 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,370
- And who the hell are you?
- 301
- 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,483
- I figured my rugged good
- looks would make that obvious.
- 302
- 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,882
- My name is Ego...
- 303
- 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,868
- and I'm your dad, Peter.
- 304
- 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,658
- You know what they say...
- 305
- 00:24:47,661 --> 00:24:50,730
- "You're out of luck
- until you've gone duck."
- 306
- 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,931
- Yondu!
- 307
- 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,608
- Come on down!
- 308
- 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,558
- After going around years in circles...
- 309
- 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,638
- with this woman I end up marrying.
- 310
- 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,438
- I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...
- 311
- 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,038
- but you're losing your mind!"
- 312
- 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,158
- Then again, she's always been that way.
- 313
- 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,118
- I could never trust her. You know?
- 314
- 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,121
- Stakar.
- 315
- 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:53,089
- It's been some time.
- 316
- 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,205
- It seems like this establishment
- is the wrong kind of disreputable.
- 317
- 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,398
- - Sir!
- - Stakar!
- 318
- 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,998
- There's a hundred Ravager factions.
- 319
- 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,118
- You lost the business of
- 99 of them by serving one.
- 320
- 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,809
- Please, sir. Please!
- 321
- 00:26:15,812 --> 00:26:17,080
- Get away from me.
- 322
- 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,518
- You can go to hell then!
- 323
- 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,038
- I don't give a damn
- what you think of me!
- 324
- 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:29,662
- So what are you following us for?
- 325
- 00:26:29,665 --> 00:26:31,417
- Because you're gonna
- listen to what I gotta say!
- 326
- 00:26:31,419 --> 00:26:33,037
- I don't gotta listen to nothing!
- 327
- 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,518
- You betrayed the code!
- 328
- 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,518
- Ravagers don't deal in kids.
- 329
- 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,518
- I told you before! I didn't
- know what was going on!
- 330
- 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,238
- You didn't know because you didn't
- want to know because it made you rich.
- 331
- 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,478
- I demand a seat at the table!
- 332
- 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,718
- I wear these flames, same as you.
- 333
- 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,386
- You may dress like us...
- 334
- 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,638
- but you'll never hear the Horns
- of Freedom when you die, Yondu.
- 335
- 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,678
- And the Colors of Ogord...
- 336
- 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,002
- will never flash over your grave.
- 337
- 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,691
- If you think...
- 338
- 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,043
- I take pleasure in exiling you...
- 339
- 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,410
- you're wrong.
- 340
- 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,570
- You broke all our hearts.
- 341
- 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,561
- Ah, pathetic.
- 342
- 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,838
- First, Quill betrays us...
- 343
- 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,128
- and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.
- 344
- 00:27:35,131 --> 00:27:38,033
- We followed him because
- he was the one...
- 345
- 00:27:38,036 --> 00:27:41,238
- who wasn't afraid to do
- what needed to be done.
- 346
- 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,078
- Seems he's goin' soft.
- 347
- 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,117
- If he's so soft, why are you whispering?
- 348
- 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,078
- You know I'm right, Kraglin.
- 349
- 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,678
- You best be very careful what
- you say about our captain.
- 350
- 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,250
- Who the hell is that?
- 351
- 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,964
- Yondu Udonta...
- 352
- 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,358
- I have a proposition for you.
- 353
- 00:28:40,361 --> 00:28:42,829
- I hired Yondu to pick you up...
- 354
- 00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:44,838
- when your mother passed away.
- 355
- 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,838
- But instead of returning you...
- 356
- 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,798
- Yondu kept you.
- 357
- 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,406
- I have no clue as to why.
- 358
- 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,158
- Well, I'll tell you why.
- 359
- 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,318
- Because I was a skinny little kid who
- could squeeze into places adults couldn't.
- 360
- 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,998
- It made it easier for thievin'.
- 361
- 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,717
- Well, I've been trying to
- track you down ever since.
- 362
- 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,558
- I thought Yondu was your father.
- 363
- 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,798
- What? We've been together
- this whole time...
- 364
- 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,758
- and you thought Yondu was
- my actual blood relative?
- 365
- 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,158
- You look exactly alike.
- 366
- 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,810
- One's blue!
- 367
- 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,238
- No, he's not my father!
- 368
- 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,417
- Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
- 369
- 00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,838
- kicked the crap out of me
- so I could learn to fight...
- 370
- 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,998
- and kept me in terror
- by threatening to eat me.
- 371
- 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,518
- - Eat you?
- - Yeah.
- 372
- 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,678
- Oh, that son of a bitch.
- 373
- 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,045
- How'd you locate us now?
- 374
- 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,038
- Well, even where I reside, out
- past the edge of what's known...
- 375
- 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,598
- we've heard tell about the
- man they call Star-Lord.
- 376
- 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,573
- What say we head out there right now?
- 377
- 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:39,800
- Your associates are welcome. Even
- that triangle-faced monkey there.
- 378
- 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,438
- I promise you...
- 379
- 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,363
- it's unlike any other
- place you've ever seen.
- 380
- 00:29:44,926 --> 00:29:46,564
- And there...
- 381
- 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:50,526
- I can explain your
- very special heritage.
- 382
- 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,838
- Finally get to be...
- 383
- 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,571
- the father I've always wanted to be.
- 384
- 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,998
- Excuse me.
- 385
- 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,411
- I've gotta take a whiz.
- 386
- 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,289
- I'm not buying it.
- 387
- 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,204
- Let's go take a walk.
- 388
- 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,410
- I am Mantis.
- 389
- 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,878
- What are you doing?
- 390
- 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,245
- Smiling.
- 391
- 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,871
- I hear it is the thing to
- do to make people like you.
- 392
- 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,527
- Not if you do it like that.
- 393
- 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,358
- Oh...
- 394
- 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,158
- I was raised alone on Ego's planet.
- 395
- 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,802
- I do not understand the
- intricacies of social interaction.
- 396
- 00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:49,847
- Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.
- 397
- 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,727
- Yes.
- 398
- 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,958
- That is called a practical joke!
- 399
- 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,198
- I liked it very much!
- 400
- 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,198
- I just made it up!
- 401
- 00:31:17,053 --> 00:31:18,557
- Give me a break!
- 402
- 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,118
- After all this time, you're gonna
- show up, and all of a sudden...
- 403
- 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,998
- - you wanna be my dad?
- - I hear you.
- 404
- 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,762
- And by the way, this could be a trap.
- 405
- 00:31:24,765 --> 00:31:27,038
- The Kree purists, the Ravagers...
- 406
- 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,798
- - they all want us dead.
- - I know, but...
- 407
- 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,918
- But what?
- 408
- 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,398
- What was that story you told
- me about Zardu Hasselfrau?
- 409
- 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,598
- Who?
- 410
- 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,111
- He owned a magic boat?
- 411
- 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,127
- David Hasselhoff?
- 412
- 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:38,994
- Right.
- 413
- 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:41,558
- Not a magic boat. A talking car.
- 414
- 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,718
- Why did he talk again?
- 415
- 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,398
- To help him fight crime,
- and to be supportive.
- 416
- 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,158
- As a child, you would carry
- his picture in your pocket...
- 417
- 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,998
- and you would tell all
- the other children...
- 418
- 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,318
- that he was your father,
- but that he was out of town.
- 419
- 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,998
- Shooting Knight Rider or
- touring with his band in Germany.
- 420
- 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,518
- I told you that when I was drunk.
- Why are you bringing that up now?
- 421
- 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,678
- I love that story.
- 422
- 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,798
- I hate that story.
- 423
- 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,325
- It's so sad!
- 424
- 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,678
- As a kid, I used to see all the other
- kids off playing catch with their dad.
- 425
- 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,365
- And I wanted that, more
- than anything in the world!
- 426
- 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,804
- That's my point, Peter.
- 427
- 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,484
- What if this man is your Hasselhoff?
- 428
- 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:23,028
- If he ends up being evil...
- 429
- 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,410
- we will just kill him.
- 430
- 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,198
- You're leaving me with that fox?
- 431
- 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,518
- He's not a fox.
- 432
- 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,638
- Shoot her if she does
- anything suspicious.
- 433
- 00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:42,008
- - Or if you feel like it.
- - Okay.
- 434
- 00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:45,520
- It'll be just a couple of days.
- 435
- 00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:48,798
- We'll be back before Rocket's
- finished fixing the ship.
- 436
- 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,301
- What if the Sovereign come?
- 437
- 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:56,038
- There's no way for them to
- know we're here. Let's go.
- 438
- 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,798
- I'm uncertain about parting ways.
- 439
- 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,558
- God, you're like an old woman.
- 440
- 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,244
- Because I'm wise?
- 441
- 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,039
- Why do you have so much luggage?
- 442
- 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:06,204
- I don't want Groot
- playing with my things.
- 443
- 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,326
- I hope Daddy isn't as big
- of a dick as you, orphan boy.
- 444
- 00:33:14,317 --> 00:33:18,396
- What is your goal here? To
- get everybody to hate you?
- 445
- 00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:20,192
- Because it's working.
- 446
- 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,360
- Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
- 447
- 00:34:10,363 --> 00:34:12,117
- Oh...
- 448
- 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,918
- No one has ever asked
- me a personal question.
- 449
- 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,771
- Your antennae, what are they for?
- 450
- 00:34:16,774 --> 00:34:18,318
- Their purpose?
- 451
- 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,318
- Yes. Quill and I have a bet.
- 452
- 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,084
- Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
- 453
- 00:34:23,087 --> 00:34:24,638
- I say...
- 454
- 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,198
- if you are about to go through
- a doorway that is too low...
- 455
- 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,158
- your antennae will feel this, and
- keep you from being decapitated.
- 456
- 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,478
- Right. And if it's
- anything other than...
- 457
- 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,038
- you specifically not being
- decapitated by a doorway, I win.
- 458
- 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,678
- They are not for feeling doorways.
- 459
- 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,598
- I think...
- 460
- 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,878
- they have something to do
- with my empathic abilities.
- 461
- 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,078
- What are those?
- 462
- 00:34:46,081 --> 00:34:49,985
- If I touch someone, I
- can feel their feelings.
- 463
- 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,638
- - You read minds?
- - No.
- 464
- 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,998
- Telepaths know thoughts.
- 465
- 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,526
- Empaths feel feelings.
- 466
- 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,681
- Emotions.
- 467
- 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,486
- May I?
- 468
- 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,045
- All right.
- 469
- 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,761
- You feel love.
- 470
- 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,558
- Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
- unselfish love for just about everybody.
- 471
- 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,878
- No!
- 472
- 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,998
- Romantic, sexual love.
- 473
- 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,518
- No, I don't.
- 474
- 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,090
- - For her!
- - No!
- 475
- 00:35:28,113 --> 00:35:29,677
- That is not...
- 476
- 00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:32,196
- Okay.
- 477
- 00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:38,038
- She just told everyone your
- deepest, darkest secret!
- 478
- 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,518
- Dude, I think you're
- overreacting a little bit!
- 479
- 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,038
- You must be so embarrassed!
- 480
- 00:35:45,007 --> 00:35:47,569
- Do me! Do me!
- 481
- 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,958
- I have never felt such humor!
- 482
- 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,402
- So unbelievably uncool.
- 483
- 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,205
- Oh, Quill.
- 484
- 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,531
- Touch me, and the only thing
- you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
- 485
- 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,678
- I can also alter
- emotions to some extent.
- 486
- 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,557
- Yeah, like what?
- 487
- 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,155
- If I touch someone who is sad...
- 488
- 00:36:24,158 --> 00:36:27,758
- I can ease them into
- contentment for a short while.
- 489
- 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,718
- I can make a stubborn person compliant.
- 490
- 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,958
- But I mostly use it to
- help my master sleep.
- 491
- 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:39,230
- He lies awake at night
- thinking about his progeny.
- 492
- 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,121
- Do one of those on me.
- 493
- 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,284
- Sleep.
- 494
- 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,838
- I love this song.
- 495
- 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,281
- Huh?
- 496
- 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,766
- There!
- 497
- 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,401
- Ah...
- 498
- 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:41,008
- Ain't so tough now without
- all your toys, are you?
- 499
- 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,047
- Move!
- 500
- 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,966
- Crap.
- 501
- 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,158
- Hey there, rat!
- 502
- 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,998
- How's it going, you blue idiot?
- 503
- 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,198
- Not so bad.
- 504
- 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,758
- We got ourselves a pretty
- good little gig here.
- 505
- 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,758
- This golden gal with quite
- a high opinion of herself...
- 506
- 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,838
- has offered us a large sum to deliver
- you and your pals over to her...
- 507
- 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,878
- because she wants
- 508
- 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,598
- to kill y'all.
- 509
- 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,998
- Your friend...
- 510
- 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,838
- There's too many of them.
- 511
- 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,238
- He needs my help. If
- you care about him...
- 512
- 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,438
- you need to get me out of these bonds.
- 513
- 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,518
- They are going to kill him!
- 514
- 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,798
- I tell you, it was
- pretty easy to find you.
- 515
- 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,958
- I put a tracer on
- your ship back there...
- 516
- 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,798
- during the war over Xandar.
- 517
- 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,358
- Give me your word you
- won't hurt Groot...
- 518
- 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,249
- and I'll tell you
- where the batteries are.
- 519
- 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,958
- Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat.
- 520
- 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,358
- Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
- 521
- 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,257
- Otherwise, you'd what?
- 522
- 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,598
- We'll take them batteries.
- 523
- 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,198
- They're worth what? A quarter
- mill on the open market?
- 524
- 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,718
- That Priestess offered us a million.
- 525
- 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,598
- A quarter is only one third of that!
- 526
- 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,878
- A quarter ain't a third.
- 527
- 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,838
- A quarter is 25.
- 528
- 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,998
- No.
- 529
- 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,438
- We can't even buy a pair
- of boots with 25 units.
- 530
- 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,638
- Enough!
- 531
- 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,878
- The point is, we ain't stupid enough to
- help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
- 532
- 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,360
- The whole dang Nova
- Corps would be on us.
- 533
- 00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:26,441
- That ain't right!
- 534
- 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,437
- I just gotta say it
- this one time, Captain.
- 535
- 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,918
- No matter how many times
- Quill betrays you...
- 536
- 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,958
- you protect him like none of
- the rest of us much matter!
- 537
- 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,118
- Yeah!
- 538
- 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,798
- I'm the one what sticks up for you!
- 539
- 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,918
- Take it easy, Kraglin.
- 540
- 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,598
- Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.
- 541
- 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,548
- Suppose it's time for
- a change in leadership.
- 542
- 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,158
- Put your damn guns down!
- 543
- 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,598
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 544
- 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,238
- There must be some kind of
- peaceful resolution to this, fellas.
- 545
- 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:01,118
- Or even a violent one where
- I'm standing over there.
- 546
- 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,764
- Well, hello, boys.
- 547
- 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,010
- It's not ripe.
- 548
- 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,358
- Welcome, everyone, to my world.
- 549
- 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,918
- Wow. You have your own planet?
- 550
- 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,918
- Come on. No larger
- than your Earth's Moon.
- 551
- 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,598
- Humility.
- 552
- 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,358
- I like it.
- 553
- 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,727
- I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
- 554
- 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,958
- You own a planet and can destroy
- two dozen spaceships without a suit.
- 555
- 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,769
- What are you exactly?
- 556
- 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,163
- I'm what's called a
- Celestial, sweetheart.
- 557
- 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,006
- A Celestial, like a god?
- 558
- 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,878
- Mmm, small "g," son.
- 559
- 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,798
- At least on the days I'm
- feeling humble as Drax.
- 560
- 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,041
- Whoa!
- 561
- 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,638
- I don't know where I came from exactly.
- 562
- 00:44:51,641 --> 00:44:54,237
- First thing I remember is flickering...
- 563
- 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,306
- adrift in the cosmos utterly...
- 564
- 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,526
- and entirely alone.
- 565
- 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,758
- Over millions of years...
- 566
- 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,638
- I learned to control
- the molecules around me.
- 567
- 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,723
- I grew smarter and stronger.
- 568
- 00:45:11,759 --> 00:45:14,877
- And I continued building from there...
- 569
- 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,158
- layer by layer...
- 570
- 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,918
- the very planet you walk on now.
- 571
- 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,798
- Whoa.
- 572
- 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,961
- But I wanted more.
- 573
- 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,318
- I desired...
- 574
- 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,481
- meaning.
- 575
- 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,798
- "There must be some life
- out there in the universe...
- 576
- 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,758
- "besides just me," I thought.
- 577
- 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,118
- And so, I set myself
- the task of finding it.
- 578
- 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,718
- I created...
- 579
- 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,518
- what I imagined biological
- life to be like...
- 580
- 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,286
- down to the most minute detail.
- 581
- 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,918
- Did you make a penis?
- 582
- 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,278
- Dude!
- 583
- 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,678
- What is wrong with you?
- 584
- 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,838
- If he is a planet, how could
- he make a baby with your mother?
- 585
- 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,477
- He would smush her!
- 586
- 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,287
- I don't need to hear how my parents...
- 587
- 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,521
- Why?
- 588
- 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,958
- My father would tell the story
- 589
- 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,038
- of impregnating my mother
- every winter solstice.
- 590
- 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,638
- That's disgusting.
- 591
- 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,085
- It was beautiful.
- 592
- 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,970
- You Earthers have hang-ups.
- 593
- 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,718
- Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
- 594
- 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,518
- Ha! Thank you!
- 595
- 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,878
- It's not half bad.
- 596
- 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,518
- - Oh.
- - Ugh.
- 597
- 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,198
- I've also got pain receptors,
- and a digestive system...
- 598
- 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,438
- and all the accompanying junk.
- 599
- 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,238
- I wanted to experience what
- it truly meant to be human...
- 600
- 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,244
- as I set out amongst the stars...
- 601
- 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,278
- until I found...
- 602
- 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,964
- what I sought.
- 603
- 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,721
- Life.
- 604
- 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,761
- I was not alone in
- the universe after all.
- 605
- 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,403
- When did you meet my mother?
- 606
- 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,244
- Not long after.
- 607
- 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,688
- It was with Meredith that
- I first experienced love.
- 608
- 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,763
- I called her my river lily.
- 609
- 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,526
- And from that love, Peter...
- 610
- 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,366
- you.
- 611
- 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,167
- I have searched for you for so long.
- 612
- 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,598
- And when I heard of a man from Earth...
- 613
- 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,366
- who held an Infinity Stone
- in his hand without dying...
- 614
- 00:47:51,572 --> 00:47:54,542
- I knew you must be the
- son of the woman I loved.
- 615
- 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,081
- If you loved her, why did you leave her?
- 616
- 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,049
- This is mutiny!
- 617
- 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:28,158
- This is mutiny! This is mutiny!
- 618
- 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,198
- You're scum!
- 619
- 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,038
- Oh!
- 620
- 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,798
- Captain!
- 621
- 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,558
- Help me! Please!
- 622
- 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,085
- Captain!
- 623
- 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,638
- You're the one what killed those men...
- 624
- 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,449
- by leading them down the wrong path.
- 625
- 00:49:30,094 --> 00:49:32,158
- Because you're weak.
- 626
- 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,965
- And stupid!
- 627
- 00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:40,510
- It's time for the Ravagers...
- 628
- 00:49:40,513 --> 00:49:44,199
- to rise once again to
- glory with a new captain...
- 629
- 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,638
- Taserface!
- 630
- 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,958
- I'm sorry. Your name is...
- 631
- 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,078
- It's Taserface?
- 632
- 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,397
- That's right.
- 633
- 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,087
- Do you shoot tasers out of your face?
- 634
- 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,718
- It's metaphorical!
- 635
- 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,562
- Yeah!
- 636
- 00:50:11,139 --> 00:50:12,162
- For what?
- 637
- 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,358
- For it is a name what strikes fear...
- 638
- 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,278
- into the hearts of anyone what hears it.
- 639
- 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,040
- Okay.
- 640
- 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,078
- Okay...
- 641
- 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,758
- whatever you say.
- 642
- 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,238
- You shut up.
- 643
- 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,758
- You're next.
- 644
- 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,798
- Udonta, I have waited
- a long time to do...
- 645
- 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,920
- What?
- 646
- 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,238
- I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
- 647
- 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,438
- I just keep imagining you
- waking up in the morning, sir...
- 648
- 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,598
- looking in the mirror and then in
- all seriousness saying to yourself...
- 649
- 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,238
- "You know what would be
- a really kick-ass name?
- 650
- 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:52,784
- "Taserface!"
- 651
- 00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:55,092
- That's how I hear you in my head!
- 652
- 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,438
- What was your second choice?
- 653
- 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,283
- Scrotum Hat?
- 654
- 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,211
- New plan. We're killing you first.
- 655
- 00:51:05,214 --> 00:51:09,838
- Well, dying is certainly better
- than having to live an entire life...
- 656
- 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,998
- as a moronic shitbag who
- thinks Taserface is a cool name.
- 657
- 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,844
- That's enough killing for today.
- 658
- 00:51:20,613 --> 00:51:22,263
- She's the daughter of Thanos.
- 659
- 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,342
- I thought you were the
- biggest sadist in the galaxy.
- 660
- 00:51:27,345 --> 00:51:30,038
- That was when Daddy was paying my bills.
- 661
- 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,259
- The Priestess wants to
- kill the fox herself.
- 662
- 00:51:33,262 --> 00:51:36,684
- And he has bounties on his head
- in at least 12 Kree provinces.
- 663
- 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,998
- I assure you...
- 664
- 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,998
- I am not as easy a mark as an
- old man without his magic stick...
- 665
- 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,843
- or a talking woodland beast.
- 666
- 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,083
- I want 10% of the take...
- 667
- 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,529
- and a couple more things.
- 668
- 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,158
- We got a whole box of hands...
- 669
- 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,158
- - if that one don't work out.
- - It is fine.
- 670
- 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,518
- You think them Kree is
- gonna execute the captain?
- 671
- 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,918
- The Kree consider themselves
- merciful. It will be painless.
- 672
- 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,558
- Well, here it is. It's
- the best ship we got.
- 673
- 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,358
- Location of Ego's planet in the nav.
- 674
- 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,838
- We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
- 675
- 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,968
- What are you gonna do with your share?
- 676
- 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,278
- As a child, my father
- would have Gamora and me
- 677
- 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,089
- battle one another in training.
- 678
- 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,358
- Every time my sister prevailed...
- 679
- 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,838
- my father would replace a
- piece of me with machinery...
- 680
- 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,525
- claiming he wanted me to be her equal.
- 681
- 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,598
- But she won...
- 682
- 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,447
- again and again, and again,
- never once refraining.
- 683
- 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,558
- So after I murder my sister...
- 684
- 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,798
- I will buy a warship
- 685
- 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,958
- with every conceivable
- instrument of death.
- 686
- 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,758
- I will hunt my father like a dog,
- and I will tear him apart slowly...
- 687
- 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,358
- piece by piece...
- 688
- 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,918
- until he knows some semblance of
- the profound and unceasing pain...
- 689
- 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,049
- I know every single day.
- 690
- 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,758
- Yeah.
- 691
- 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,560
- I was talking about,
- like, a pretty necklace.
- 692
- 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,398
- Or a nice hat.
- 693
- 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,131
- Something to make the other
- girls go, "Ooh, that's nice!"
- 694
- 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,289
- Anyways, happy trails.
- 695
- 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,527
- My mother told everyone my
- father was from the stars.
- 696
- 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,713
- She had brain cancer, so everyone
- thought she was delusional.
- 697
- 00:53:30,716 --> 00:53:31,914
- Peter...
- 698
- 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:34,078
- Listen, I'd love to believe
- all of this, I really would.
- 699
- 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,638
- But you left...
- 700
- 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,638
- the most wonderful woman ever...
- 701
- 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,318
- to die alone.
- 702
- 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,878
- I didn't want to leave
- your mother, Peter.
- 703
- 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,238
- If I don't return
- regularly to my planet...
- 704
- 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,758
- and the light within it...
- 705
- 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,478
- this form will wither and perish.
- 706
- 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,638
- So why didn't you come
- back? Why did you send Yondu?
- 707
- 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,998
- A criminal, of all people,
- to come and fetch me?
- 708
- 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,118
- I loved your mother, Peter!
- 709
- 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,638
- I couldn't stand to
- set foot on an Earth...
- 710
- 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,638
- where she wasn't living! You
- can't imagine what that's like!
- 711
- 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,198
- I know exactly what that feels like!
- 712
- 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,964
- I had to watch her die!
- 713
- 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,638
- Over the millions and millions
- of years of my existence...
- 714
- 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,120
- I've made many mistakes, Peter.
- 715
- 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,167
- But you're not one of them.
- 716
- 00:54:21,906 --> 00:54:25,627
- Please give me the chance to be
- the father she would want me to be.
- 717
- 00:54:30,575 --> 00:54:35,877
- There's so much that I need to
- teach you about this planet...
- 718
- 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,998
- and the light within.
- 719
- 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,129
- They are a part of you, Peter.
- 720
- 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,644
- What do you mean?
- 721
- 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,363
- Give me your hands, son.
- 722
- 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,486
- Here.
- 723
- 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,249
- Hold them like that.
- 724
- 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,050
- Now, close your eyes and concentrate.
- 725
- 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,398
- Take your brain to the
- center of this planet.
- 726
- 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,358
- Yes! Yes!
- 727
- 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,238
- Whoa!
- 728
- 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,758
- Yes! It's okay.
- 729
- 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,038
- Just relax. Concentrate.
- 730
- 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,678
- You can do it. Bring it back.
- 731
- 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,761
- Yes!
- 732
- 00:55:21,121 --> 00:55:24,558
- Yes, now shape it.
- 733
- 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,244
- Feel that energy.
- 734
- 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,401
- Yes.
- 735
- 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,051
- You're home.
- 736
- 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,761
- Peter...
- 737
- 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,170
- How did you get to
- this weird, dumb planet?
- 738
- 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,454
- Ego found me in my larva state.
- 739
- 00:56:21,457 --> 00:56:23,285
- Orphaned on my homeworld.
- 740
- 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:27,561
- He raised me by hand,
- and kept me as his own.
- 741
- 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,691
- So you're a pet?
- 742
- 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,291
- I suppose.
- 743
- 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,318
- People usually want cute pets.
- 744
- 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,758
- Why would Ego want such a hideous one?
- 745
- 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,238
- I am hideous?
- 746
- 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:42,825
- You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
- 747
- 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,838
- But that's a good thing.
- 748
- 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,198
- Oh?
- 749
- 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,958
- When you're ugly, and
- someone loves you...
- 750
- 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,486
- you know they love you for who you are.
- 751
- 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,207
- Beautiful people never
- know who to trust.
- 752
- 00:56:56,210 --> 00:57:00,004
- Well, then I'm certainly
- grateful to be ugly.
- 753
- 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,838
- Those pools, they remind me of a time...
- 754
- 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,367
- when I took my daughter to the
- forgotten lakes of my homeworld.
- 755
- 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,318
- She was like you.
- 756
- 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,765
- Disgusting?
- 757
- 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,001
- Innocent.
- 758
- 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,495
- Drax?
- 759
- 00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:52,524
- There's something I must tell you.
- 760
- 00:58:00,789 --> 00:58:02,027
- What's going on?
- 761
- 00:58:02,030 --> 00:58:04,278
- This gross bug lady is my new friend.
- 762
- 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:08,078
- I'm learning many things,
- like I'm a pet and ugly.
- 763
- 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,758
- You're not ugly. Drax!
- 764
- 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,238
- What are you talking about?
- 765
- 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,575
- Mantis...
- 766
- 00:58:12,578 --> 00:58:15,518
- can you show us where we'll be staying?
- 767
- 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,438
- Why are there no other
- beings on this planet?
- 768
- 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,718
- The planet is Ego.
- 769
- 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,717
- A dog would not invite a
- flea to live on his back.
- 770
- 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,118
- And you're not a flea?
- 771
- 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,441
- I'm a flea with a purpose.
- 772
- 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,650
- I help him sleep.
- 773
- 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,963
- What were you about to say
- to Drax before I walked out?
- 774
- 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,087
- Nothing.
- 775
- 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,929
- Your quarters are this way.
- 776
- 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,002
- We deliver you to the
- Kree in the morning.
- 777
- 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,449
- Neither one of you will
- last much longer after that.
- 778
- 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,168
- Okay, Taserface.
- 779
- 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,158
- Hey, tell the other guys we said...
- 780
- 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,571
- "Hi," Taserface!
- 781
- 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,438
- What about this little plant?
- Can I smash it with a rock?
- 782
- 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,118
- No, Gef.
- 783
- 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,958
- It's too adorable to kill.
- 784
- 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,803
- Take it to the tailor.
- 785
- 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,643
- No offense, but your
- employees are a bunch of jerks.
- 786
- 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,842
- I was a Kree battle slave for
- 20 years when Stakar freed me.
- 787
- 00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:36,278
- He offered me a place with the Ravagers.
- 788
- 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,878
- He said all I needed to
- do was adhere to the code.
- 789
- 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,689
- But I was young...
- 790
- 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,087
- and greedy, and stupid.
- 791
- 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,318
- Like you stealing those batteries.
- 792
- 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,845
- That was mostly Drax.
- 793
- 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,841
- Me and Stakar and the other captains...
- 794
- 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,121
- we weren't so different
- from you and your friends.
- 795
- 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,003
- The only family I ever had.
- 796
- 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,124
- When I broke the code...
- 797
- 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,044
- they exiled me.
- 798
- 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,998
- This is what I deserve.
- 799
- 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,878
- Slow down, drama queen.
- 800
- 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,678
- You might deserve this, but I don't.
- 801
- 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,444
- We gotta get outta here.
- 802
- 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,198
- Where's Quill?
- 803
- 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,770
- He went off with his old man.
- 804
- 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,358
- - Ego?
- - Yeah.
- 805
- 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,718
- It's a day for dumbass names.
- 806
- 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,998
- You're smiling. And for a
- second, I got a warm feeling.
- 807
- 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,838
- But then it was ruined by
- those disgusting-ass teeth.
- 808
- 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,291
- You like a professional asshole or what?
- 809
- 01:00:39,294 --> 01:00:40,558
- Pretty much a pro.
- 810
- 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,245
- Why didn't you deliver Quill
- to Ego like you promised?
- 811
- 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,958
- He was skinny.
- 812
- 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,327
- Could fit into places we
- couldn't. Good for thievin'.
- 813
- 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:51,601
- Uh-huh.
- 814
- 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,249
- I got an idea on how to get outta here.
- 815
- 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,726
- But we're gonna need your little friend.
- 816
- 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,247
- Mascot, mascot, mascot...
- 817
- 01:01:16,112 --> 01:01:18,687
- Little fellow's all worked
- up! He needs a drink!
- 818
- 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,638
- Look how cute it is
- when it's all riled up.
- 819
- 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,118
- He's goddang precious!
- 820
- 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,558
- Psst!
- 821
- 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,598
- Hey, twig!
- 822
- 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,478
- Come here.
- 823
- 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,720
- Come on.
- 824
- 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,478
- Aw, man...
- 825
- 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,925
- what did they do to you?
- 826
- 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,486
- Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
- 827
- 01:02:04,319 --> 01:02:07,677
- There's something I need you
- to get, and bring back to me.
- 828
- 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,918
- In the captain's quarters,
- there's a prototype fin...
- 829
- 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,968
- the thing I wore on my head.
- 830
- 01:02:13,971 --> 01:02:18,478
- There's a drawer next to the
- bunk. It's in that. It's red.
- 831
- 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,766
- You got it?
- 832
- 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,158
- That's my underwears.
- 833
- 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,398
- Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't
- know what you were talkin' about.
- 834
- 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,402
- You have to explain it more careful.
- 835
- 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,362
- It's a prototype fin.
- 836
- 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,758
- That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
- 837
- 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,364
- You explain it this time.
- 838
- 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,051
- All right.
- 839
- 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,918
- That's Vorker's eye.
- 840
- 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,078
- He takes it out when he sleeps.
- 841
- 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,598
- Go. Look again.
- 842
- 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,358
- But leave the eye here.
- 843
- 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,638
- Why?
- 844
- 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,198
- He's gonna wake up tomorrow...
- 845
- 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,718
- and he's not gonna know...
- 846
- 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,961
- where his eye is!
- 847
- 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,918
- That's a desk.
- 848
- 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,605
- We told you it was this big.
- 849
- 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,918
- Tell me you guys have a
- refrigerator somewhere...
- 850
- 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,798
- with a bunch of severed human toes.
- 851
- 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,407
- Okay. Then let's just
- agree to never discuss this.
- 852
- 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,518
- The drawer you wanna open
- has this symbol on it.
- 853
- 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,885
- Okay?
- 854
- 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,053
- What? No!
- 855
- 01:04:17,056 --> 01:04:18,718
- He thinks you want him
- to wear it as a hat.
- 856
- 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,198
- That's not what I said!
- 857
- 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,124
- I am Groot.
- 858
- 01:04:21,127 --> 01:04:22,478
- He's relieved you don't want him to.
- 859
- 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,118
- - I am Groot.
- - He hates hats.
- 860
- 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,998
- I am Groot.
- 861
- 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,318
- On anyone, not just himself.
- 862
- 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,238
- I am Groot.
- 863
- 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,842
- One minute you think someone
- has a weird-shaped head...
- 864
- 01:04:28,844 --> 01:04:32,251
- the next minute it's just because you
- realize part of that head is the hat.
- 865
- 01:04:32,254 --> 01:04:33,630
- That's why you don't like hats?
- 866
- 01:04:34,406 --> 01:04:36,693
- This is an important
- conversation right now?
- 867
- 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,066
- That ain't it.
- 868
- 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,045
- I didn't mean to do a mutiny.
- 869
- 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,923
- They killed all my friends.
- 870
- 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,486
- Get the third quadrant
- ready for release.
- 871
- 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,566
- One more thing.
- 872
- 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,361
- You got any clones of
- Quill's old music on the ship?
- 873
- 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,958
- Ah.
- 874
- 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,318
- He's got it!
- 875
- 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,998
- Yondu's got the fin!
- 876
- 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,922
- Go!
- 877
- 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,790
- Down there!
- 878
- 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,003
- Oh!
- 879
- 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,180
- You maniac.
- 880
- 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,767
- The whole ship's gonna blow.
- 881
- 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,478
- Not the whole ship.
- 882
- 01:09:59,076 --> 01:10:00,274
- Who is this?
- 883
- 01:10:00,277 --> 01:10:05,278
- I am sending you the
- coordinates for Yondu's ship.
- 884
- 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,238
- - Release the quadrant!
- - Aye, Captain!
- 885
- 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:10,238
- I only ask one thing.
- 886
- 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,038
- That your High Priestess...
- 887
- 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:15,523
- tell him the name of the
- man what sealed his fate.
- 888
- 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,729
- Taserface!
- 889
- 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,478
- Where to, Captain?
- 890
- 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,481
- Ego.
- 891
- 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,167
- No, boy!
- 892
- 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,758
- It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
- to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.
- 893
- 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,878
- I know that.
- 894
- 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,247
- We are about to do 700!
- 895
- 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,248
- So I guess this could
- all be mine someday.
- 896
- 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,126
- Rocket? Rocket, are you there?
- 897
- 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,089
- What are you doing, Peter?
- 898
- 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,918
- Dance with me.
- 899
- 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,558
- I'm not going to dance with you.
- 900
- 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,838
- This is Sam Cooke...
- 901
- 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,003
- one of the greatest
- Earth singers of all time.
- 902
- 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,162
- Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
- 903
- 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,998
- If you ever tell anyone about this...
- 904
- 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,411
- I will kill you.
- 905
- 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:24,051
- When are we gonna do something
- about this unspoken thing between us?
- 906
- 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,091
- What unspoken thing?
- 907
- 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,398
- This...
- 908
- 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,358
- Cheers, Sam and Diane...
- 909
- 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:35,118
- a guy and a girl on a TV
- show who dig each other...
- 910
- 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,558
- but never say it because if they do,
- 911
- 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,798
- the ratings would go down...
- 912
- 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,038
- sort of thing.
- 913
- 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,485
- There's no unspoken thing.
- 914
- 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,518
- Well, it's a catch-22,
- because if you said it,
- 915
- 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,878
- then it would be spoken...
- 916
- 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,798
- and you would be a liar.
- So, by not saying it...
- 917
- 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:53,078
- you are telling the truth,
- and admitting that there is.
- 918
- 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,003
- No, that's not what I...
- 919
- 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,558
- What we should be discussing right
- now is something about this place.
- 920
- 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,798
- It doesn't feel right.
- 921
- 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,118
- What are you talking about?
- 922
- 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,558
- You're the one who
- wanted me to come here!
- 923
- 01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,958
- That girl Mantis...
- 924
- 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,478
- she's afraid of something.
- 925
- 01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:12,758
- Why are you trying to
- take this away from me?
- 926
- 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,038
- I'm not trying...
- 927
- 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:16,158
- He's my father. He's blood.
- 928
- 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,958
- You have blood on Earth and you
- never wanted to return there.
- 929
- 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,726
- Again, you made me come here!
- 930
- 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,318
- And Earth is the place where
- my mother died in front of me.
- 931
- 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,198
- No, it's because that place
- is real, and this is a fantasy.
- 932
- 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,038
- This is real! I'm only
- half human, remember?
- 933
- 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,400
- That's the half I'm worried about.
- 934
- 01:13:29,403 --> 01:13:31,552
- Oh, I get it. You're jealous...
- 935
- 01:13:31,555 --> 01:13:34,357
- because I'm part-god, and you
- like when I'm the weak one.
- 936
- 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,038
- You were insufferable to begin with.
- 937
- 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,358
- I haven't been able to reach Rocket.
- 938
- 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,133
- I'm gonna go outside, and I'm
- gonna try and get a signal.
- 939
- 01:13:40,135 --> 01:13:42,998
- You know what? This is
- not Cheers after all!
- 940
- 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,998
- This is whatever the show is
- where one person is willing...
- 941
- 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,798
- to open themselves
- up to new possibility,
- 942
- 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,638
- and the other person is a jerk....
- 943
- 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,518
- who doesn't trust anybody!
- 944
- 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,438
- It's a show that doesn't exist.
- 945
- 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:55,358
- That's why it would get zero ratings!
- 946
- 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,678
- I don't know what Cheers is!
- 947
- 01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,650
- I finally found my family.
- Don't you understand that?
- 948
- 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,530
- I thought you already had.
- 949
- 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,280
- Damn it.
- 950
- 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,441
- Psychopath!
- 951
- 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,564
- Are you kidding me?
- 952
- 01:17:47,406 --> 01:17:48,597
- I win.
- 953
- 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,958
- I win. I bested you in combat.
- 954
- 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,038
- No. I saved your life.
- 955
- 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,038
- Well, you were stupid
- enough to let me live.
- 956
- 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,078
- You let me live!
- 957
- 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,118
- I don't need you always
- trying to beat me!
- 958
- 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,918
- I'm not the one that just flew across
- the universe just because I wanted to win.
- 959
- 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,638
- Do not tell me what I want.
- 960
- 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,238
- I don't need to tell you what you want!
- 961
- 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,398
- It's obvious!
- 962
- 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,370
- You were the one who wanted to
- win. And I just wanted a sister!
- 963
- 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,765
- You were all I had.
- 964
- 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,805
- But you were the one who needed to win.
- 965
- 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,327
- Thanos pulled my eye from my head...
- 966
- 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,122
- and my brain from my skull...
- 967
- 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,169
- and my arm from my body...
- 968
- 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,928
- because of you.
- 969
- 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,966
- You all right, son?
- 970
- 01:18:59,159 --> 01:19:00,317
- I...
- 971
- 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:03,597
- I saw your girl stomp off a
- little earlier in quite a huff.
- 972
- 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,118
- Yeah.
- 973
- 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,504
- It's fortuitous...
- 974
- 01:19:06,507 --> 01:19:08,398
- you listening to this song.
- 975
- 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,438
- - You know...
- - Brandy?
- 976
- 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,487
- By Looking Glass?
- 977
- 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,800
- A favorite of your mom's.
- 978
- 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,201
- Yeah, it was.
- 979
- 01:19:17,204 --> 01:19:19,438
- One of Earth's greatest
- musical compositions.
- 980
- 01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:21,193
- Perhaps its very greatest.
- 981
- 01:19:21,196 --> 01:19:22,354
- Yes!
- 982
- 01:19:22,357 --> 01:19:25,969
- Peter, you and I, we're
- the sailor in that song.
- 983
- 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,478
- He came on a summer's day
- 984
- 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,960
- Bringing gifts from far away
- 985
- 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:37,432
- Like the child I put in your mother...
- 986
- 01:19:37,435 --> 01:19:39,603
- or the freedom you brought Gamora.
- 987
- 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,958
- Brandy, you're a fine girl
- 988
- 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,611
- What a good wife you would be
- 989
- 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,518
- My life, my love
- 990
- 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,958
- My lady is the sea
- 991
- 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,958
- The sea calls the sailor back.
- 992
- 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,486
- He loves the girl, but
- that's not his place.
- 993
- 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:04,205
- The sea calls upon him as
- history calls upon great men.
- 994
- 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:08,927
- And sometimes we are deprived
- the pleasures of mortals.
- 995
- 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,838
- Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
- 996
- 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,158
- No, Peter...
- 997
- 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,558
- death will remain a
- stranger to both of us...
- 998
- 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,642
- as long as the light
- burns within the planet.
- 999
- 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:20,238
- I'm immortal?
- 1000
- 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,241
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1001
- 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,238
- Really?
- 1002
- 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,084
- Yes! As long as the light exists.
- 1003
- 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,478
- And I can use the light
- to build cool things...
- 1004
- 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,453
- like how you made this whole planet?
- 1005
- 01:20:32,456 --> 01:20:35,240
- It might take you a few
- million years of practice...
- 1006
- 01:20:35,243 --> 01:20:37,918
- before you get really
- good at it. But, yes!
- 1007
- 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,198
- What!
- 1008
- 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,838
- Get ready for an 800-foot statue
- of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
- 1009
- 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,038
- and Heather Locklear.
- 1010
- 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,398
- You can do anything you want.
- 1011
- 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,838
- I'm gonna make some weird shit.
- 1012
- 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:50,158
- But you know, Peter, it is
- a tremendous responsibility.
- 1013
- 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,838
- Only we can remake the universe.
- 1014
- 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,478
- Only we can take the
- bridle of the cosmos...
- 1015
- 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,324
- and lead it to where it needs to go.
- 1016
- 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,527
- How?
- 1017
- 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,365
- Come with me.
- 1018
- 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:24,398
- Drax, Drax. Drax!
- 1019
- 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,970
- Drax! We need to talk.
- 1020
- 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,118
- I'm sorry.
- 1021
- 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,478
- But I like a woman with
- some meat on her bones.
- 1022
- 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,718
- What?
- 1023
- 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:37,158
- I tried to let you down easily by
- telling you I found you disgusting.
- 1024
- 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,878
- No, that's not what I...
- 1025
- 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,782
- What are you doing?
- 1026
- 01:21:43,785 --> 01:21:46,638
- I'm imagining being with you physically.
- 1027
- 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,454
- Drax...
- 1028
- 01:21:47,457 --> 01:21:49,838
- I don't like you like that.
- 1029
- 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,318
- I don't even like the
- type of thing you are.
- 1030
- 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,642
- Hey! There's no need to get personal.
- 1031
- 01:21:54,645 --> 01:21:57,678
- Listen! Ego's gotten
- exactly what he wanted.
- 1032
- 01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,196
- I should have told you earlier.
- 1033
- 01:21:59,199 --> 01:22:03,118
- I'm stupid. You are in danger.
- 1034
- 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,361
- What is that?
- 1035
- 01:22:12,467 --> 01:22:16,638
- Now, you need to readjust
- the way you process life.
- 1036
- 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,878
- Everything around us,
- including the girl...
- 1037
- 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,518
- Everything is temporary.
- 1038
- 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,598
- We are forever.
- 1039
- 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,118
- Doesn't eternity get boring?
- 1040
- 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,223
- Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
- 1041
- 01:22:30,226 --> 01:22:32,838
- which is why you're here.
- 1042
- 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:35,118
- I told you how all those years ago...
- 1043
- 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,398
- I had an unceasing impulse to find life.
- 1044
- 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:43,450
- But what I did not tell you was
- how, when I finally did find it...
- 1045
- 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:45,406
- it was all so...
- 1046
- 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,038
- disappointing.
- 1047
- 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,718
- And that is when I came...
- 1048
- 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:57,406
- to a profound realization.
- 1049
- 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:03,478
- My innate desire to
- seek out other life...
- 1050
- 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,644
- was not so that I could
- walk among that life.
- 1051
- 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,041
- Peter...
- 1052
- 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,289
- I have found meaning.
- 1053
- 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,525
- I see it.
- 1054
- 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:41,158
- Eternity!
- 1055
- 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,650
- Oh, my God.
- 1056
- 01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:55,557
- We need to get off this planet.
- 1057
- 01:24:08,539 --> 01:24:10,017
- Oh, man.
- 1058
- 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,958
- Anyway, before I was
- so rudely interrupted...
- 1059
- 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,850
- At that time, I was
- a Federal Express man.
- 1060
- 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,078
- What the hell you doing, boy?
- 1061
- 01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,318
- I could tell by how
- you talked about him...
- 1062
- 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:32,798
- this Ego is bad news.
- 1063
- 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,598
- We're here to save Quill.
- 1064
- 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,878
- For what? Huh? For honor? For love?
- 1065
- 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,394
- No. I don't care about those things.
- 1066
- 01:24:41,397 --> 01:24:44,358
- I wanna save Quill so I can
- prove I'm better than him!
- 1067
- 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:47,478
- I can lord this over him forever.
- 1068
- 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,357
- What are you laughing at me for?
- 1069
- 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:56,238
- You can fool yourself and everyone
- else, but you can't fool me.
- 1070
- 01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,678
- I know who you are.
- 1071
- 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,998
- You don't know anything about me, loser.
- 1072
- 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,838
- I know everything about you.
- 1073
- 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,398
- I know you play like you're
- the meanest and the hardest...
- 1074
- 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,167
- but, actually, you're
- the most scared of all.
- 1075
- 01:25:07,170 --> 01:25:07,958
- Shut up!
- 1076
- 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,478
- I know you steal
- batteries you don't need...
- 1077
- 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,901
- and you push away anyone who's
- willing to put up with you...
- 1078
- 01:25:12,904 --> 01:25:14,678
- because just a little bit of love...
- 1079
- 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:18,358
- reminds you how big and empty
- that hole inside you actually is.
- 1080
- 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,550
- I said shut up!
- 1081
- 01:25:19,553 --> 01:25:23,318
- I know them scientists what made
- you, never gave a rat's ass about you.
- 1082
- 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:24,798
- I'm serious, dude!
- 1083
- 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,518
- Just like my own damn
- parents who sold me...
- 1084
- 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:30,037
- their own little baby, into slavery.
- 1085
- 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,478
- I know who you are, boy.
- 1086
- 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,482
- Because you're me.
- 1087
- 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,082
- What kind of a pair are we?
- 1088
- 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,598
- The kind that's about to
- go fight a planet, I reckon.
- 1089
- 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:51,198
- All right, okay! Good. Wait.
- 1090
- 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,486
- Fight a what?
- 1091
- 01:25:56,746 --> 01:25:58,118
- Who are you people?
- 1092
- 01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,238
- What is this place?
- 1093
- 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,398
- Gamora, let her go!
- 1094
- 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,598
- The bodies in the
- caverns... Who are they?
- 1095
- 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,921
- You are scared.
- 1096
- 01:26:08,072 --> 01:26:10,962
- I call it the Expansion.
- 1097
- 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:14,444
- It is my purpose...
- 1098
- 01:26:14,447 --> 01:26:19,447
- and now it is yours as well.
- 1099
- 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,765
- It's beautiful.
- 1100
- 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,438
- Over thousands of years...
- 1101
- 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,758
- I implanted thousands of
- extensions of myself...
- 1102
- 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,638
- on thousands of worlds.
- 1103
- 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:35,598
- I need to fulfill life's
- one true purpose...
- 1104
- 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,638
- To grow and spread...
- 1105
- 01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,958
- covering all that exists...
- 1106
- 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:45,010
- until everything is...
- 1107
- 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,401
- Me!
- 1108
- 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,638
- What did she do to me?
- 1109
- 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,398
- She already told me everything.
- 1110
- 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,971
- I only had one problem.
- 1111
- 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,758
- A single Celestial
- doesn't have enough power
- 1112
- 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,878
- for such an enterprise.
- 1113
- 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,158
- But two Celestials...
- 1114
- 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:06,482
- Well, now, that just might do.
- 1115
- 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,605
- The bodies...
- 1116
- 01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:14,197
- are his children.
- 1117
- 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,918
- Out of all my labors...
- 1118
- 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,320
- the most beguiling was...
- 1119
- 01:27:17,323 --> 01:27:21,518
- attempting to graft my DNA
- with that of another species.
- 1120
- 01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,598
- I hoped the result of such
- a coupling would be enough...
- 1121
- 01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,443
- to power the Expansion.
- 1122
- 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,198
- I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.
- 1123
- 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,758
- It broke the Ravager code, but
- I compensated him generously...
- 1124
- 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,678
- and to ease his conscience,
- I said I'd never hurt them.
- 1125
- 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,438
- I mean, that was true.
- They never felt a thing.
- 1126
- 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:43,878
- But one after the other, they failed me.
- 1127
- 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:47,878
- Not one of them carried
- the Celestial genes.
- 1128
- 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,041
- Until you, Peter.
- 1129
- 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:53,118
- Out of all my spawn...
- 1130
- 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:57,358
- only you carried the
- connection to the light.
- 1131
- 01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:00,398
- We need to find Peter now,
- and get off this damn planet.
- 1132
- 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,006
- Ego will have won him
- to his side by now.
- 1133
- 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,798
- - Then we just go.
- - No!
- 1134
- 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,198
- - He's our friend.
- - All any of you do...
- 1135
- 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,518
- is yell at each other.
- You are not friends.
- 1136
- 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,398
- You're right.
- 1137
- 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,639
- We're family.
- 1138
- 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,885
- We leave no one behind.
- 1139
- 01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,238
- Except maybe you.
- 1140
- 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,730
- Oh, my God.
- 1141
- 01:28:23,733 --> 01:28:26,678
- For the first time in my existence...
- 1142
- 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,604
- I am truly not alone!
- 1143
- 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,321
- What is it, son?
- 1144
- 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:40,841
- My friends.
- 1145
- 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:46,558
- You see, that's the
- mortal in you, Peter.
- 1146
- 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,838
- Yes.
- 1147
- 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:51,078
- We are beyond such things.
- 1148
- 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:52,081
- Yes.
- 1149
- 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,640
- - Now...
- - But my mother...
- 1150
- 01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,078
- You said you loved my mother.
- 1151
- 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:02,605
- And that I did.
- 1152
- 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:08,721
- My river lily who knew all the words
- to every song that came over the radio.
- 1153
- 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,358
- I returned to Earth
- to see her three times.
- 1154
- 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:16,038
- And I knew if I returned a fourth...
- 1155
- 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,610
- I'd never leave.
- 1156
- 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,290
- The Expansion...
- 1157
- 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,198
- the reason for my very
- existence, would be over.
- 1158
- 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,248
- So, I did what I had to do.
- 1159
- 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,442
- But it broke my heart to
- put that tumor in her head.
- 1160
- 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,038
- What?
- 1161
- 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,176
- Now, all right...
- 1162
- 01:29:39,179 --> 01:29:41,598
- I know that sounds bad.
- 1163
- 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:57,038
- Who in the hell do you think you are?
- 1164
- 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,758
- You killed my mother!
- 1165
- 01:29:58,760 --> 01:29:59,958
- I tried...
- 1166
- 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,878
- so hard...
- 1167
- 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,518
- to find the form...
- 1168
- 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,078
- that best suited you...
- 1169
- 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,713
- and this is the thanks I get?
- 1170
- 01:30:09,402 --> 01:30:12,213
- You really need to grow up.
- 1171
- 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,238
- I wanted to do this together...
- 1172
- 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:21,278
- but I suppose you'll have to learn
- 1173
- 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,998
- by spending the next
- thousand years as a battery!
- 1174
- 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,158
- Finally! Rocket?
- 1175
- 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:30,865
- Keep that transmitter
- nearby, so I can find you.
- 1176
- 01:30:30,868 --> 01:30:34,226
- We're in an old piece of construction
- equipment Yondu once used...
- 1177
- 01:30:34,229 --> 01:30:35,958
- to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.
- 1178
- 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:36,998
- Ego's unhinged.
- 1179
- 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,638
- I know. Get ready,
- 1180
- 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,318
- Drop her, Kraglin.
- 1181
- 01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,681
- No.
- 1182
- 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,838
- My life, my love
- 1183
- 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,047
- My lady is the sea
- 1184
- 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:19,326
- Peter...
- 1185
- 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,327
- this is the sea.
- 1186
- 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,401
- Oh...
- 1187
- 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,204
- Hey, there, jackass!
- 1188
- 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,045
- What is that thing?
- 1189
- 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,403
- Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
- 1190
- 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:36,078
- I told you something didn't feel right.
- 1191
- 01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,558
- "I told you so." Just what
- I need to hear right now.
- 1192
- 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,244
- Well, I came back, didn't I?
- 1193
- 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,358
- Because there's an unspoken thing.
- 1194
- 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,598
- There is no unspoken thing.
- 1195
- 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,918
- What are you doing? You
- could've killed us all!
- 1196
- 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,638
- Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?
- 1197
- 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:50,038
- We had it under control.
- 1198
- 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:52,478
- We did not. That is only an extension...
- 1199
- 01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:54,678
- of his true self. He will be back soon.
- 1200
- 01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:56,118
- What's Smurfette doing here?
- 1201
- 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,198
- Whatever I need to do
- to get a damn ride home.
- 1202
- 01:32:58,200 --> 01:32:59,598
- She tried to murder me!
- 1203
- 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,798
- I saved you, you stupid fox!
- 1204
- 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,198
- He's not a fox.
- 1205
- 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,438
- - I am Groot.
- - I'm not a raboon, either.
- 1206
- 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,638
- I am Groot.
- 1207
- 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,051
- "Raccoon." Whatever.
- 1208
- 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:13,038
- How do we kill a Celestial?
- 1209
- 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,638
- There's a center to him.
- 1210
- 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,838
- His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
- 1211
- 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,478
- Some sort of protective shell.
- 1212
- 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:19,678
- It's in the caverns...
- 1213
- 01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,681
- below the surface.
- 1214
- 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,885
- Yondu?
- 1215
- 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,963
- Thrusters are out.
- 1216
- 01:33:34,966 --> 01:33:37,238
- Guess I should be glad
- I was a skinny kid.
- 1217
- 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,238
- Otherwise, you'd have
- delivered me to this maniac.
- 1218
- 01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:41,838
- You still reckon that's the reason
- I kept you around, you idiot?
- 1219
- 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,958
- That's what you told me, you old doofus.
- 1220
- 01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,198
- Once I figured out what
- happened to them other kids...
- 1221
- 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:47,958
- I wasn't just gonna hand you over.
- 1222
- 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,718
- You said you were gonna eat me.
- 1223
- 01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,131
- That was being funny!
- 1224
- 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,318
- Not to me!
- 1225
- 01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,718
- You people have issues.
- 1226
- 01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,449
- Of course I have issues.
- 1227
- 01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,398
- That's my freakin' father!
- 1228
- 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,970
- Thrusters are back up.
- 1229
- 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,918
- - We should be going up!
- - We can't!
- 1230
- 01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,558
- Ego wants to eradicate
- the universe as we know it.
- 1231
- 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,118
- We have to kill him.
- 1232
- 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:22,958
- Rocket!
- 1233
- 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:23,609
- Got it!
- 1234
- 01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:32,686
- Whoo-hoo!
- 1235
- 01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:39,878
- So, we're saving the galaxy again?
- 1236
- 01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:41,078
- I guess.
- 1237
- 01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:42,081
- Awesome!
- 1238
- 01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,558
- We're really gonna be able
- to jack up our prices...
- 1239
- 01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,358
- if we're two-time galaxy savers.
- 1240
- 01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:51,118
- I seriously can't believe
- that's where your mind goes.
- 1241
- 01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:54,038
- It was just a random thought,
- man. I thought we were friends.
- 1242
- 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,438
- Of course, I care about the
- planets, and the buildings...
- 1243
- 01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:58,358
- and all the animals on the planets.
- 1244
- 01:34:58,360 --> 01:34:59,718
- And the people.
- 1245
- 01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:01,094
- Meh.
- 1246
- 01:35:01,097 --> 01:35:05,615
- The crabby puppy is so
- cute. He makes me wanna die!
- 1247
- 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,398
- Pilots...
- 1248
- 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,975
- release envoy units.
- 1249
- 01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:52,090
- Our sensors detect the batteries
- are below the surface of the planet.
- 1250
- 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,041
- Dive!
- 1251
- 01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,370
- Um... Captain?
- 1252
- 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,638
- Captain?
- 1253
- 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,718
- Tell me why Ego wants you here?
- 1254
- 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:25,136
- He needs my genetic
- connection to the light...
- 1255
- 01:36:25,139 --> 01:36:26,918
- to help destroy the universe.
- 1256
- 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,238
- He tried to teach me
- how to control the power.
- 1257
- 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,518
- So, could you?
- 1258
- 01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:31,878
- A little.
- 1259
- 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,278
- I made a ball.
- 1260
- 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:34,438
- A ball?
- 1261
- 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:36,238
- I thought as hard as I could.
- 1262
- 01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:37,958
- It was all that I could come up with.
- 1263
- 01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,478
- You "thought"?
- 1264
- 01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:41,718
- You think when I make this arrow fly...
- 1265
- 01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:44,118
- I use my head?
- 1266
- 01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,371
- Whoa.
- 1267
- 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:06,278
- There.
- 1268
- 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,248
- That's Ego's core.
- 1269
- 01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:12,398
- That ore is thick, Rocket.
- 1270
- 01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,050
- I got it covered.
- 1271
- 01:37:20,261 --> 01:37:21,739
- We must hurry.
- 1272
- 01:37:21,742 --> 01:37:24,048
- It will not take Ego long to find us.
- 1273
- 01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:29,566
- Keep it steady.
- 1274
- 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,008
- We drill into the center, we kill him!
- 1275
- 01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:46,158
- Captain?
- 1276
- 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,358
- What is it, Kraglin?
- 1277
- 01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,878
- Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
- 1278
- 01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:52,078
- - Yeah, why?
- - Uh...
- 1279
- 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,518
- Oh, hell!
- 1280
- 01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:15,918
- Why aren't you firing the lasers?
- 1281
- 01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,798
- They blew out the generator.
- 1282
- 01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:20,176
- I think I packed a small detonator.
- 1283
- 01:38:20,179 --> 01:38:22,478
- A detonator is worthless
- without explosives.
- 1284
- 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,970
- Well, we got these.
- 1285
- 01:38:24,432 --> 01:38:26,869
- Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
- 1286
- 01:38:26,872 --> 01:38:28,998
- If it is, it'll cause
- a chain reaction...
- 1287
- 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,878
- throughout his entire nervous system.
- 1288
- 01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:31,838
- Meaning what?
- 1289
- 01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,518
- The entire planet will explode.
- 1290
- 01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:35,118
- We'll have to get out of here fast.
- 1291
- 01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:36,724
- I rigged a timer.
- 1292
- 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,761
- Go!
- 1293
- 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,689
- He's coming.
- 1294
- 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:58,358
- Didn't you say you could make him sleep?
- 1295
- 01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,918
- When he wants. He's too powerful.
- 1296
- 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,758
- I can't!
- 1297
- 01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:04,649
- You don't have to believe in yourself...
- 1298
- 01:39:04,652 --> 01:39:07,598
- because I believe in you.
- 1299
- 01:39:19,463 --> 01:39:20,658
- Sleep!
- 1300
- 01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:29,918
- I never thought she'd
- be able to do it...
- 1301
- 01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,161
- with as weak and skinny
- as she appears to be.
- 1302
- 01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:36,004
- I don't know how long I can hold him.
- 1303
- 01:39:38,944 --> 01:39:40,822
- The metal's too thick.
- 1304
- 01:39:40,825 --> 01:39:44,638
- For the bomb to work, we'd actually
- need to place it on Ego's core.
- 1305
- 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:47,597
- And our fat butts ain't gonna
- fit through those tiny holes.
- 1306
- 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:48,601
- Well...
- 1307
- 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,398
- That's a terrible idea.
- 1308
- 01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,687
- Which is the only kind
- of idea we have left.
- 1309
- 01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,318
- Unbelievable.
- 1310
- 01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,527
- "Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that."
- 1311
- 01:40:01,528 --> 01:40:03,610
- What a day.
- 1312
- 01:40:11,159 --> 01:40:14,651
- All right, first you flick
- this switch, then this switch.
- 1313
- 01:40:14,654 --> 01:40:16,278
- That activates it.
- 1314
- 01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:18,278
- Then you push this button...
- 1315
- 01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:21,478
- which will give you five
- minutes to get out of there.
- 1316
- 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:23,023
- Now, whatever you do...
- 1317
- 01:40:23,026 --> 01:40:25,958
- don't push this button...
- 1318
- 01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:28,118
- because that will set
- off the bomb immediately
- 1319
- 01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,718
- and we'll all be dead.
- 1320
- 01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,318
- Now, repeat back what I just said.
- 1321
- 01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:34,278
- - I am Groot.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1322
- 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:36,398
- - I am Groot.
- - That's right.
- 1323
- 01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:37,958
- - I am Groot.
- - No!
- 1324
- 01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,438
- No, that's the button
- that will kill everyone!
- 1325
- 01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:41,622
- Try again.
- 1326
- 01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:43,841
- Hmm...
- 1327
- 01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:46,478
- - I am Groot.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1328
- 01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:48,718
- - I am Groot.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1329
- 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,798
- I am Groot.
- 1330
- 01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,798
- No! That's exactly what you just said!
- 1331
- 01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,558
- How is that even possible?
- 1332
- 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,633
- Which button is the button
- you're supposed to push?
- 1333
- 01:40:55,636 --> 01:40:57,198
- Point to it.
- 1334
- 01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:58,518
- No!
- 1335
- 01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:00,438
- Hey, you're making him nervous!
- 1336
- 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:02,358
- Shut up and get me some tape!
- 1337
- 01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:03,878
- Does anybody have any tape out there?
- 1338
- 01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,798
- I wanna put some tape
- over the death button.
- 1339
- 01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,838
- I don't have any tape. Let me check.
- 1340
- 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,638
- Yo, Yondu... Ow!
- 1341
- 01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:14,038
- Do you have any tape?
- 1342
- 01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:19,318
- Gamora? Do you have any tape?
- 1343
- 01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,518
- Tape!
- 1344
- 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:22,966
- Never mind. Ow!
- 1345
- 01:41:23,879 --> 01:41:26,477
- Drax, do you have any tape?
- 1346
- 01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:29,438
- Yes, Scotch tape would work.
- 1347
- 01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:31,518
- Then why did you ask me
- if Scotch tape would work,
- 1348
- 01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:33,010
- if you don't have any?
- 1349
- 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,438
- Nobody has any tape!
- 1350
- 01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,994
- Not a single person has tape?
- 1351
- 01:41:36,997 --> 01:41:38,103
- Nope!
- 1352
- 01:41:38,106 --> 01:41:39,486
- Did you ask Nebula?
- 1353
- 01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:41,238
- Yes!
- 1354
- 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,678
- Are you sure?
- 1355
- 01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:43,647
- I asked Yondu...
- 1356
- 01:41:43,650 --> 01:41:46,398
- - and she was sitting next to him.
- - I knew you were lying!
- 1357
- 01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:49,402
- You have priceless batteries
- and an atomic bomb in your bag.
- 1358
- 01:41:49,405 --> 01:41:51,238
- If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
- 1359
- 01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,958
- That's exactly my point!
- I have to do everything!
- 1360
- 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,440
- You are wasting a lot of time here!
- 1361
- 01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,046
- Whee!
- 1362
- 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,723
- We're all gonna die.
- 1363
- 01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:09,798
- Rear thrusters are out again!
- 1364
- 01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,485
- We're done for without that generator!
- 1365
- 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,080
- Guardians...
- 1366
- 01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:29,967
- perhaps it will provide you solace...
- 1367
- 01:42:29,970 --> 01:42:32,878
- that your deaths are
- not without purpose.
- 1368
- 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,598
- They will serve as a warning...
- 1369
- 01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:37,518
- to all of those tempted
- with betraying us.
- 1370
- 01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,330
- Don't screw with the Sovereign.
- 1371
- 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,318
- This is gonna hurt.
- 1372
- 01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:46,845
- Promises, promises.
- 1373
- 01:42:57,280 --> 01:42:58,558
- Hey!
- 1374
- 01:43:09,919 --> 01:43:11,517
- No!
- 1375
- 01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,648
- No! No! No!
- 1376
- 01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,233
- We're gonna blow!
- 1377
- 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,700
- Peter! No!
- 1378
- 01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:48,558
- What?
- 1379
- 01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,718
- You look like Mary Poppins.
- 1380
- 01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,131
- Is he cool?
- 1381
- 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,570
- Hell, yeah, he's cool.
- 1382
- 01:43:56,320 --> 01:43:58,209
- I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
- 1383
- 01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,608
- Mantis, look out!
- 1384
- 01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,324
- She's just unconscious.
- 1385
- 01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:59,078
- How long until the bomb goes off?
- 1386
- 01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:01,598
- In the unlikely event that
- Groot doesn't kill us all...
- 1387
- 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,761
- about six minutes.
- 1388
- 01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:10,478
- Kraglin, we need the
- quadrant for an extraction.
- 1389
- 01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:11,638
- T-minus five minutes.
- 1390
- 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,801
- Aye, Captain.
- 1391
- 01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:19,204
- Somebody's gotta be up
- top when Kraglin arrives.
- 1392
- 01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,365
- Drax, take Mantis.
- 1393
- 01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,958
- Ow! My nipples!
- 1394
- 01:45:33,707 --> 01:45:34,913
- Gamora!
- 1395
- 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:40,038
- Peter!
- 1396
- 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:07,459
- Get over it.
- 1397
- 01:46:07,462 --> 01:46:11,601
- Come now, Peter. I know
- this isn't what you want.
- 1398
- 01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:18,678
- What kind of father would I
- be to let you make this choice?
- 1399
- 01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,758
- Yeah!
- 1400
- 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,401
- Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.
- 1401
- 01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:57,163
- So stop pissing me off!
- 1402
- 01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:19,509
- We have to get up to
- the extraction point!
- 1403
- 01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:28,687
- Go!
- 1404
- 01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,318
- I told you...
- 1405
- 01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:32,732
- I don't want to do this alone.
- 1406
- 01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:38,008
- You cannot deny...
- 1407
- 01:49:38,011 --> 01:49:41,844
- the purpose the universe
- has bestowed upon you.
- 1408
- 01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:52,958
- Everyone, I need you to stay back!
- 1409
- 01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:53,961
- What is that?
- 1410
- 01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,927
- It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.
- 1411
- 01:50:13,688 --> 01:50:17,084
- Why are you destroying our chance?
- 1412
- 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,969
- Stop pretending you aren't what you are.
- 1413
- 01:50:24,964 --> 01:50:25,965
- One in billions.
- 1414
- 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,478
- Trillions. Even more.
- 1415
- 01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:36,605
- What greater meaning can
- life possibly have to offer?
- 1416
- 01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:43,478
- I don't use my head
- to fly the arrow, boy!
- 1417
- 01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:45,369
- I use my heart...
- 1418
- 01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:24,478
- You shouldn't have killed my
- mom, and squished my Walkman.
- 1419
- 01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,718
- Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!
- 1420
- 01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:11,238
- I'm not sure how long Quill
- can keep him distracted!
- 1421
- 01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:12,810
- Groot, hurry!
- 1422
- 01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,998
- Yondu, we're about to blow!
- 1423
- 01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,518
- Get to the ship!
- 1424
- 01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:13,998
- Not without Quill!
- 1425
- 01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,889
- You need to take care of the twig!
- 1426
- 01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:18,969
- Not without you!
- 1427
- 01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:23,522
- I ain't done nothin' right
- my whole damn life, rat.
- 1428
- 01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:29,008
- You need to give me this.
- 1429
- 01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,241
- Uh...
- 1430
- 01:53:39,319 --> 01:53:41,997
- A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
- 1431
- 01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,082
- I only have one of each.
- 1432
- 01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,970
- I am Groot.
- 1433
- 01:53:58,760 --> 01:53:59,841
- What's that?
- 1434
- 01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:06,358
- He says, "Welcome to the
- frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy."
- 1435
- 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,647
- Only he didn't use "frickin'."
- 1436
- 01:54:14,972 --> 01:54:16,041
- Bye, twig.
- 1437
- 01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:21,442
- We're gonna need to have a real
- discussion about your language.
- 1438
- 01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:17,161
- Where's Peter?
- 1439
- 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,968
- Rocket, where is he?
- 1440
- 01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:21,838
- Rocket.
- 1441
- 01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:23,410
- Rocket, look at me! Where is he?
- 1442
- 01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:27,041
- Mmm...
- 1443
- 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:32,207
- No. I'm not leaving without him.
- 1444
- 01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:40,201
- I'm sorry.
- 1445
- 01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:44,358
- I can only afford to
- lose one friend today.
- 1446
- 01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:46,237
- Kraglin, go!
- 1447
- 01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,241
- Wait...
- 1448
- 01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,570
- Is Quill back?
- 1449
- 01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:53,526
- Rocket, where's Quill?
- 1450
- 01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:57,928
- Rocket, where's Quill?
- 1451
- 01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,320
- Rocket!
- 1452
- 01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:02,202
- Where's Quill?
- 1453
- 01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:06,558
- Where's Quill?
- 1454
- 01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:16,376
- No, we need to stop it.
- 1455
- 01:56:16,379 --> 01:56:17,831
- We need to stop it.
- 1456
- 01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,087
- Stop.
- 1457
- 01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:25,638
- Stop. Listen to me!
- 1458
- 01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:27,165
- You are a god.
- 1459
- 01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,238
- If you kill me...
- 1460
- 01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:32,720
- you'll be just like everybody else.
- 1461
- 01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:35,638
- What's so wrong with that?
- 1462
- 01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:36,562
- No!
- 1463
- 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,518
- He may have been your father, boy,
- 1464
- 01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:30,965
- but he wasn't your daddy.
- 1465
- 01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:37,681
- I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.
- 1466
- 01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,047
- I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
- 1467
- 01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,326
- What?
- 1468
- 01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,238
- Yondu, what are you doing?
- 1469
- 01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:00,366
- You can't.
- 1470
- 01:58:02,038 --> 01:58:03,039
- Yondu!
- 1471
- 01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:10,005
- No!
- 1472
- 01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:15,522
- No!
- 1473
- 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,204
- Oh! Aww...
- 1474
- 01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:21,406
- No! No!
- 1475
- 01:58:22,120 --> 01:58:24,043
- Oh, no!
- 1476
- 01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:20,478
- I told Gamora...
- 1477
- 01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:22,478
- how when I was a kid I used to pretend
- 1478
- 01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,289
- David Hasselhoff was my dad.
- 1479
- 01:59:26,518 --> 01:59:29,688
- He's a singer and actor from
- Earth, really famous guy.
- 1480
- 01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:33,209
- Earlier, it struck me...
- 1481
- 01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:39,158
- Yondu didn't have a talking car,
- but he did have a flying arrow.
- 1482
- 01:59:39,160 --> 01:59:41,598
- He didn't have the beautiful
- voice of an angel...
- 1483
- 01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:43,958
- but he did have the whistle of one.
- 1484
- 01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,598
- Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff
- went on kick-ass adventures...
- 1485
- 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:50,318
- and hooked up with hot women...
- 1486
- 01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:52,288
- and fought robots.
- 1487
- 01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:59,158
- I guess David Hasselhoff did kind
- of end up being my dad after all.
- 1488
- 01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:00,858
- Only it was you, Yondu.
- 1489
- 02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:08,809
- I had a pretty cool dad.
- 1490
- 02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,451
- What I'm trying to say here is...
- 1491
- 02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:20,128
- sometimes that thing you're
- searching for your whole life...
- 1492
- 02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,958
- it's right there by your side all along.
- 1493
- 02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:26,769
- You don't even know it.
- 1494
- 02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:40,325
- I am Groot.
- 1495
- 02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,484
- He did call you twig.
- 1496
- 02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:47,251
- Nebula...
- 1497
- 02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:54,168
- I was a child like you.
- 1498
- 02:00:55,120 --> 02:00:59,358
- I was concerned with staying alive
- until the next day, every day.
- 1499
- 02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:02,518
- And I never considered what
- Thanos was doing to you.
- 1500
- 02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:04,438
- I'm trying to make it right.
- 1501
- 02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:05,998
- There are little girls like you...
- 1502
- 02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,844
- across the universe who are in danger.
- 1503
- 02:01:11,125 --> 02:01:13,010
- You can stay with us and help them.
- 1504
- 02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:16,158
- I will help them by killing Thanos.
- 1505
- 02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:18,208
- I don't know if that's possible.
- 1506
- 02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:35,248
- You will always be my sister.
- 1507
- 02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:20,807
- Pete!
- 1508
- 02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:26,158
- Captain found this for
- you in a junker shop.
- 1509
- 02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:29,004
- Said you'd come back
- to the fold someday.
- 1510
- 02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:32,078
- What is it?
- 1511
- 02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,078
- It's called a Zune.
- 1512
- 02:02:33,081 --> 02:02:35,481
- It's what everybody's
- listening to on Earth nowadays.
- 1513
- 02:02:35,484 --> 02:02:36,838
- It's got 300 songs on it.
- 1514
- 02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:39,127
- 300 songs?
- 1515
- 02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,361
- Wait.
- 1516
- 02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:53,518
- Rocket grabbed the pieces,
- and reassembled them.
- 1517
- 02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:55,966
- I think Yondu would want you to have it.
- 1518
- 02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:00,725
- Thanks...
- 1519
- 02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:03,800
- Captain.
- 1520
- 02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:17,211
- They came.
- 1521
- 02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:26,725
- What is it?
- 1522
- 02:04:27,360 --> 02:04:29,998
- I sent word to Yondu's
- old Ravager buddies,
- 1523
- 02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,445
- and told them what he did.
- 1524
- 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:36,929
- It's a Ravager funeral.
- 1525
- 02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:55,917
- Yeah!
- 1526
- 02:04:56,003 --> 02:04:57,410
- Yeah!
- 1527
- 02:05:04,760 --> 02:05:06,603
- He didn't let us down
- after all, Captain.
- 1528
- 02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,364
- No, he did not, son.
- 1529
- 02:05:10,360 --> 02:05:11,805
- He did not.
- 1530
- 02:05:18,560 --> 02:05:21,803
- Fare thee well, old friend.
- 1531
- 02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:28,928
- Yondu Udonta, I will
- see you in the stars.
- 1532
- 02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:35,118
- He didn't chase them away.
- 1533
- 02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:36,246
- No.
- 1534
- 02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:39,478
- Even though he yelled at them.
- 1535
- 02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:41,460
- And was always mean.
- 1536
- 02:05:43,640 --> 02:05:45,768
- And he stole batteries he didn't need.
- 1537
- 02:05:51,400 --> 02:05:52,970
- Well, of course not.
- 1538
- 02:06:17,160 --> 02:06:18,321
- What?
- 1539
- 02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,161
- It's just...
- 1540
- 02:06:22,636 --> 02:06:24,477
- some unspoken thing.
- 1541
- 02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,688
- It's beautiful.
- 1542
- 02:06:38,160 --> 02:06:39,366
- It is.
- 1543
- 02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:43,008
- And so are you.
- 1544
- 02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,240
- On the inside.
- 1545
- 02:07:15,969 --> 02:07:22,531
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- 1546
- 02:08:41,797 --> 02:08:43,480
- You know, it's a shame...
- 1547
- 02:08:43,483 --> 02:08:48,118
- that it took the tragedy of losing
- Yondu to bring us all together again.
- 1548
- 02:08:48,127 --> 02:08:51,997
- But I think he'd be proud knowing
- that we are back as a team.
- 1549
- 02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,238
- I'm in.
- 1550
- 02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:54,238
- Dope.
- 1551
- 02:08:54,240 --> 02:08:56,478
- I miss you guys so much!
- 1552
- 02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:57,686
- Hell, yes.
- 1553
- 02:09:00,635 --> 02:09:02,558
- What say we steal some shit?
- 1554
- 02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:24,888
- High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
- 1555
- 02:11:24,891 --> 02:11:28,163
- They are perturbed I've
- wasted our resources.
- 1556
- 02:11:32,840 --> 02:11:34,922
- When they see what
- I have created here...
- 1557
- 02:11:34,925 --> 02:11:36,893
- their wrath will dissipate.
- 1558
- 02:11:39,200 --> 02:11:42,204
- It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?
- 1559
- 02:11:43,120 --> 02:11:44,998
- That, my child...
- 1560
- 02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,998
- is the next step in our evolution.
- 1561
- 02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:50,318
- More powerful, more beautiful...
- 1562
- 02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:54,370
- more capable of destroying
- the Guardians of the Galaxy.
- 1563
- 02:11:56,914 --> 02:11:59,360
- I think I shall call him...
- 1564
- 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:02,731
- Adam.
- 1565
- 02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:06,165
- Ugh, dude.
- 1566
- 02:14:07,120 --> 02:14:08,446
- Seriously?
- 1567
- 02:14:08,449 --> 02:14:10,958
- You gotta clean up your
- room. It's a complete mess.
- 1568
- 02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,558
- I am Groot.
- 1569
- 02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:14,391
- I am not boring. You're boring.
- 1570
- 02:14:14,394 --> 02:14:15,638
- You know what's boring?
- 1571
- 02:14:15,640 --> 02:14:18,958
- Sitting there, playing
- that mind-numbing game.
- 1572
- 02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:23,078
- What's boring is me tripping
- over your vines every day!
- 1573
- 02:14:23,080 --> 02:14:24,478
- I'm not boring!
- 1574
- 02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:26,127
- I am Groot.
- 1575
- 02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:29,220
- And now I know how Yondu felt.
- 1576
- 02:15:05,480 --> 02:15:07,687
- In these times of hardship...
- 1577
- 02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,848
- just remember...
- 1578
- 02:15:11,347 --> 02:15:15,397
- We. Are. Groot.
- 1579
- 02:15:18,800 --> 02:15:20,158
- Hey, fellas.
- 1580
- 02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:21,998
- Wait, where are you going?
- 1581
- 02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,518
- You were supposed to be my lift home.
- 1582
- 02:15:24,520 --> 02:15:26,358
- How will I get out of here?
- 1583
- 02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,758
- Hey! Aw, gee...
- 1584
- 02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,678
- I've got so many more stories to tell.
- 1585
- 02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:32,038
- Aw, guys.
- 1586
- 02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:33,588
- Oh, gee...
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