YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: sup
▼: D--> I seem to have lost contr001 of my life
▲: well shit
▲: its not 4 am though
▲: or it is
▲: is it
▲: fuck spelling
▼: D--> No that w001d be 100dacrus
▲: anyway why should i care
▼: D--> You don't seem like the type to care about appropriate grammar or spelling
▲: no i mean why should i care about you losing control of your life
▲: dammit man there are more important things to worry about than grammar
▲: but i guess we can talk about that instead because it is just so much more interesting than losing control
▼: D--> Yes I realized that, however. No what was I even thinking in cons001ing in you
▲: probably
▲: but hey we are already this far
▲: and weve made so much progress
▼: D--> Yes we shall forget about this whole endeavorer and delude ourselves in how little you care about spelling or grammar
▼: D--> That is obviously the top priority
▲: but of course
▲: the apocalypse can wait
▲: grammar is where its at everyone
▼: D--> Why do you even care about time?
▼: D--> It's not something that you're lacking in
▲: well you see just because i have all the time in the universe doesnt mean i can still squander it like a moron
▲: and technically i really dont anyway because most of what i do is predetermined
▲: i could set up loops all day but half of those would probably be doomed
▲: but i dont feel like talking about weird time shit
▲: lets talk about the proper use of a semicolon
▼: D--> If there's one thing I've learnt it's that even all the time in the universe can't stop someone from dying
▲: conjoining two separate thoughts is fun; maybe i should use these more often
▲: yeah no fuck that anyway if dying has to happen then it has to happen
▼: D--> Yes but ofcourse, I am in need of a STRONG distraction from this e%cruicatingly painful annoyance
▲: what kind of annoyance
▲: oh i thought my red text explosion was distracting enough
▼: D--> Oh, if I recall you did not care
▲: i dont but you know i dont see anyone else stepping up to distract you
▼: D--> Very well I'll entertain you, no let me jest you with my e%citing tale
▼: D--> Seeing as you are obviously begging to be told
▼: D--> Ofcourse this is that human sarcasm phenomenon I am using
▲: wow its like a nebula happening in front of me
▲: hopy shit look at that sarcastic space dust forming all up in here
▲: anyway get on with it
▲: galaxies take millions of years to form and i want the cliffnotes version
▼: D--> I'm rather upset with myself in all honesty
▼: D--> Disappointed I suppose
▲: how so
▼: D--> I had thought of all ways to e�ute this feeling but ofcourse it's all in failure now
▼: D--> I'm afraid I have become rather
▼: D--> ... Weak
▼: D--> I suppose
▲: DEAR SWEET JEGUS
▲: this is definitely a crisis
▲: weak physically or mentally or whatever the hell right
▼: D--> All
▼: D--> All forms of weak it's despicable
▲: well shit
▲: lift some weights study how to drop ill rhymes
▼: D--> Well it started with what one w001d call as mentally
▲: there you go problem solved
▼: D--> And I was upset
▼: D--> Which made me furious like most things
▲: man i know what your problem is
▲: you care too much about shit
▼: D--> So as I do I orchestrated some of my remaining robots onto kill mode
▲: this sounds problematic already
▼: D--> But I kept seeing something... I really didn't want to see in their faces
▼: D--> And I was completely incapable of throwing a punch
▲: uh
▲: whatd you see
▲: yourself
▲: because that would make me not want to punch a robot too
▼: D--> No that w001d be f001ish
▲: oh i thought maybe you saw your reflection
▼: D--> Are you trying to hit up a black romance with me, because I'm truly not in the mood
▲: what
▲: oh hell no fuck that troll romance bullshit
▲: im just ribbing you
▼: D--> Ah I see we've continued to the big point at hand
▲: oh i see
▲: this is about romance isnt it
▼: D--> That troll romance bull manure
▲: ugh
▲: pffffffffffft
▲: oh come on you can swear dude
▲: i do it all the fucking time
▲: shit i cant turn it the hell off
▲: anygogdamnway
▼: D--> Absolutely not I will not stoop to red b100ded ways it is unbecoming of someone of my stature or b100d chaste
▲: i guess we should get this over with and have me ask WHAT IS TROLL LOVE
▲: or rather who was your troll love
▲: oh fuck dont tell me it was that one with the 0s
▲: she was hella creepy man
▲: well i guess that means you two were right for each other then
▼: D--> Don't speak that way
▼: D--> DON'T
▲: bingo
▲: so wait she was really a robot
▼: D--> I will not have you blackening her name you lowly scum
▲: ok fine shes the greatest trollbot to ever exist
▲: happy now
▼: D--> No. Yes. No not like that
▼: D--> Yes I suppose... No Yes You're e�tly dead on she was the greatest
▲: so you feel like shit because of your dead robot girlfriend
▲: hm
▼: D--> She's kind of
▼: D--> I suppose she w001dn't be anyone
▲: i cant believe im saying this but if i was there i would offer you a conciliatory shoulder pat
▼: D--> Not anymore
▼: D--> Seems things really were 'd00med' from the start
▲: thats horseshit
▼: D--> I was a f001 to think
▼: D--> I am the weakest most cowardly piece of horse shit that's right
▼: D--> Absolute horse shit
▼: D--> Shit
▲: was her death your fault
▲: look at me suddenly but aloofly caring
▲: oops i think i broke you
▲: or this situation did
▲: fiddlesticks
▼: D--> No I suppose. Maybe... Not completely. But I suppose I c001d have done something to stop it both times
▼: D--> Fuck... I let her die twice in a fucking row...
▼: D--> E%cuse me I.. Fuck. Jegus fucking gog
▲: dude let it out
▲: this is catharsis and you feel like horseshit now but things get better
▲: i will be here just kind of nodding
▼: D--> I let the best thing to ever happen to me slip out of my thingers
▼: D--> And now I can't even get rid of this feeling
▼: D--> I can't even punch something
▼: D--> I'm just such a waste weakly talking about my b100dy feelings to some kid from a different universe
▲: shit what do i even say
▲: oh come the hell on
▲: if youre such a baby then do something about it
▲: i mean get off your baby ass and start walking
▼: D--> How c001d I... She was right in front of me and I c001dn't even
▲: couldnt even what
▼: D--> I can't even think... I'm suddenly so weak
▼: D--> If I c001dn't do anything about her then I w001d have no chance of helping Nepeta
▼: D--> I can feel it in my gut, a churning conundrum that I will let her down too
▲: well when you think that then yeah you are
▲: thats why you dont think about it
▲: dude really though
▲: i have no idea what to say except
▲: keep your chin up i guess
▲: wow i suck at this
▼: D--> I sh001dn't really bother you with this no
▼: D--> Forget this
▲: to be honest im probably not the best person
▼: D--> I'll speak to her... Nepeta will know something... She's well equip in the romance area
▲: thats probably a better idea
▲: wait nepetas the cat girl right
▼: D--> I suppose one w001d call her that
▼: D--> I just wish I wasn't second when I always had her first... Do you understand that?
▲: i guess so
▲: yeah i understand that a lot
▲: not exactly up to par with someone else
▲: hm
▼: D--> It doesn't matter. E%cuse me. I need to... I need a towel or something... My eyes are sweating...
▲: oh
▲: yeah that sounds like
▲: good luck finding the catgirl i guess
▲: and your emotional whatnots
▼: D--> This. Uh. Never happened
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.