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Feelings abound. Katesu/Lyra/Pehria.

Nov 21st, 2015
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  1. * ruthlessProcureur began espering avariceIncarnate
  2. <ruthlessProcureur> Kasteu. I, um, have something important to discuss with you.
  3. <ruthlessProcureur> It should not take too long.
  4. <ruthlessProcureur> I have an opportunity for you, but we must be swift.
  5. <avariceIncarnate> Hm?
  6. <avariceIncarnate> Oh, yes.
  7. <avariceIncarnate> You were not the one i expected to talk to.
  8. <ruthlessProcureur> No, but I have been in contact with Pehria these last few days, and I have decided that this disaster has continued for far too long.
  9. <ruthlessProcureur> My... matesprit has gotten involved, and she feels terrible about it.
  10. <ruthlessProcureur> A fact I have only gleaned after reviewing some logs that I drunkenly participated in last night.
  11. <ruthlessProcureur> So, with all of this said...
  12. * ruthlessProcureur has added iridescentPoison to the conversation!
  13. <iridescentPoison> w)(at
  14. <iridescentPoison> w)(at t)(e )(ell
  15. <avariceIncarnate> I.
  16. <iridescentPoison> You're ...the )(uman, rig)(t
  17. <iridescentPoison> O)(
  18. <iridescentPoison> u)(
  19. <ruthlessProcureur> Yes.
  20. <avariceIncarnate> W)(at is going on?
  21. <ruthlessProcureur> Oh ho!
  22. <iridescentPoison> W)(at t)(e )(ell are you doing )(uman
  23. <ruthlessProcureur> I am requesting apologies from each of you to the other.
  24. <iridescentPoison> Apologies?
  25. <iridescentPoison> For w)(at?
  26. <iridescentPoison> Being almost killed?
  27. <ruthlessProcureur> You are in no danger!
  28. <ruthlessProcureur> You live in the bottom of a trench.
  29. <iridescentPoison> O)( great
  30. <avariceIncarnate> I will, and )(ave apologized.
  31. <ruthlessProcureur> Poor Kasteu has been careless in disposing of your sensitive material.
  32. <iridescentPoison> so even t)(e ALIEN knows t)(is information.
  33. <avariceIncarnate> I was careless yes.
  34. <avariceIncarnate> I )(ave no idea )(ow she got your information.
  35. <iridescentPoison> And u)(
  36. <iridescentPoison> Lyra, yes?
  37. <ruthlessProcureur> Pehria, you have overreacted.
  38. <ruthlessProcureur> Kasteu, you were careless.
  39. <ruthlessProcureur> You will "kiss and make up", as the expression goes.
  40. <iridescentPoison> I find it rat)(er impudent seeing as your current matesprite is blackmailing me.
  41. <ruthlessProcureur> One moment.
  42. <avariceIncarnate> Et)(nos is?
  43. <iridescentPoison> YOU ARE NOT ADDING )(ER TO T)(IS CONVERSATION
  44. <avariceIncarnate> Matesprit?
  45. <iridescentPoison> Yes
  46. * ruthlessProcureur has left for another, brief alcohol intermission
  47. <iridescentPoison> s)(e is blackmailing me to talk to you
  48. * ruthlessProcureur has returned, with a now empty bottle of vodka
  49. <iridescentPoison> or s)(e'll send my information to t)(e )(eiress
  50. <ruthlessProcureur> She won do shit. ill make sure of it
  51. <iridescentPoison> )(ow are you even sure?
  52. <ruthlessProcureur> Shes my matesprit
  53. <ruthlessProcureur> We love each other and will do anything for each other
  54. <iridescentPoison> And?
  55. <iridescentPoison> you've never met in real life
  56. <avariceIncarnate> I )(ave no way to process t)(is.
  57. <iridescentPoison> you're aliens to eac)( ot)(er
  58. <iridescentPoison> )(ow long )(ave you known eac)( ot)(er?
  59. <ruthlessProcureur> oh shit hang on
  60. <iridescentPoison> weeks? Mont)(s?
  61. <ruthlessProcureur> i finally broke my fucking desk
  62. <iridescentPoison> w)(at t)(e fuck is a desk
  63. <ruthlessProcureur> and IAM NOT ON TRIAL HERE
  64. <ruthlessProcureur> that was not the point of arranging this party
  65. <iridescentPoison> t)(is is making me rat)(er uncomfortable
  66. <ruthlessProcureur> all im saying is that ehtnos feels like shit about this and wont do any of the awful thins she said
  67. <iridescentPoison> O)( really
  68. <ruthlessProcureur> yes
  69. <ruthlessProcureur> this is a certainty
  70. <iridescentPoison> s)(e didn't seem so remorseful w)(en we talked
  71. <ruthlessProcureur> well
  72. <avariceIncarnate> Lyra, w)(at did s)(e do?
  73. <ruthlessProcureur> you dont seem very remorseful EVER. its like this limited, shellfish view of the world
  74. <avariceIncarnate> Et)(nos?
  75. <iridescentPoison> I don't appreciate t)(e sea jjoke
  76. <ruthlessProcureur> well i dont sea how its such a bad thing to inject some humor into the vonverastion
  77. <ruthlessProcureur> god damit
  78. <avariceIncarnate> W)(at the actual fuck.,
  79. <iridescentPoison> U)(
  80. <iridescentPoison> Kasteu, are you ok...?
  81. <avariceIncarnate> Yes.
  82. <avariceIncarnate> But I am currently unable to see the point of t)(is conversation.
  83. <ruthlessProcureur> youre SO FUCKING CLOSe to it though
  84. <iridescentPoison> Apparently it's to ease Lyra's guilt about t)(is situation
  85. <avariceIncarnate> It is incredibly good to hear from you again, but Lyra, what are you doing interefering into my and Et)(nos's affairs?
  86. <ruthlessProcureur> i am guiltless
  87. <ruthlessProcureur> see
  88. <ruthlessProcureur> ethnos is only an orbital factor right now
  89. <avariceIncarnate> What did s)(e do t)(oug)(
  90. <iridescentPoison> S)(e blackmailed me
  91. <ruthlessProcureur> what im trying to do is bring you two lovely celestial bodies in line and see if we cant mend the wounds here
  92. <ruthlessProcureur> and ethnos will apologize, too
  93. <avariceIncarnate> Wit)( the,,
  94. <ruthlessProcureur> you people are all so high strung
  95. <avariceIncarnate> Pe)(ria.
  96. <iridescentPoison> wit)( t)(e case t)(at you lost
  97. <ruthlessProcureur> you do things, and then apologies and friendship never cross yer minds
  98. <avariceIncarnate> Et)(nos said somet)(ing.
  99. <iridescentPoison> Speaking of )(ig)(
  100. <avariceIncarnate> W)(at?
  101. <iridescentPoison> brb
  102. <ruthlessProcureur> ohhhhhhhhhh shit its getting real here
  103. <avariceIncarnate> Wait, am I t)(e only sober one )(ere?
  104. <iridescentPoison> Dammit
  105. <ruthlessProcureur> do you WANNA be?
  106. <iridescentPoison> t)(is is just
  107. <avariceIncarnate> Damnit.
  108. <avariceIncarnate> Alco)(ol is a drug Lyra.
  109. <avariceIncarnate> Pehria, we need to talk.
  110. <iridescentPoison> T)(is is just really stressful, okay.
  111. <avariceIncarnate> WIthout Lyra, I'm sorry.
  112. <iridescentPoison> Kas, I'm sorry
  113. <ruthlessProcureur> No no no no no NO
  114. <avariceIncarnate> No, don't fucking elave again
  115. <ruthlessProcureur> Stay with me pehria were so close right now
  116. <ruthlessProcureur> give us ten more minutes
  117. <avariceIncarnate> Don't fuckiing go goddamniit.
  118. <iridescentPoison> I can't )(elp it
  119. <iridescentPoison> I'm sorry
  120. <avariceIncarnate> Don't diistance yourself, not fuckiing agaiin.
  121. <ruthlessProcureur> son of a BITHC
  122. <avariceIncarnate> I triied to make it up, I fuckiing swear!
  123. <iridescentPoison> Jeeeeez
  124. <iridescentPoison> it's not muc)(, I swear
  125. <iridescentPoison> I swear just
  126. <avariceIncarnate> I told Et)(nos to get t)(e case, not contact you.
  127. <iridescentPoison> it takes t)(e edge off
  128. <avariceIncarnate> I wanted her to just destroy it.
  129. <ruthlessProcureur> all I want is apologies. seriously
  130. <iridescentPoison> E)(Tnos?
  131. <avariceIncarnate> Fuck, you're )(ig)( now.
  132. <iridescentPoison> you
  133. <iridescentPoison> went )(er to get t)(e case?
  134. <avariceIncarnate> To destroy iit!
  135. <iridescentPoison> Kas t)(ats
  136. <iridescentPoison> t)(ats really ncie
  137. <avariceIncarnate> T)(e flas)( driive, to prove th))((at..
  138. <avariceIncarnate> what?
  139. <iridescentPoison> t)9ats really nice of you
  140. <avariceIncarnate> you're...
  141. <avariceIncarnate> happy about iit?
  142. <iridescentPoison> Well I didn't exactly know tat reallly
  143. <iridescentPoison> but u)(
  144. <iridescentPoison> kass i just
  145. <iridescentPoison> idk kas
  146. <iridescentPoison> its's soooo 0(ard
  147. <iridescentPoison> *)9ard
  148. <iridescentPoison> *)(adrd
  149. <avariceIncarnate> hard to what?
  150. <avariceIncarnate> just be part, of somethiing?
  151. <avariceIncarnate> to even be vaguely close to someone?
  152. <iridescentPoison> I guess
  153. <iridescentPoison> yea0(
  154. <avariceIncarnate> just try to.
  155. <iridescentPoison> ive been on te)( run for so long
  156. <iridescentPoison> or )(iding
  157. <avariceIncarnate> iits ok!
  158. <iridescentPoison> w)(Tat
  159. <avariceIncarnate> you have more reason than anyone to be paranoiid!
  160. <iridescentPoison> )(wo
  161. <iridescentPoison> W0(tyy are you understanding
  162. <avariceIncarnate> but you don't have to be totally iisolated.
  163. <iridescentPoison> t)(tis is really unfocmfortable
  164. <avariceIncarnate> ii know
  165. <avariceIncarnate> iits gonna be
  166. <avariceIncarnate> your entiire liife has been running and hiidiing.
  167. <avariceIncarnate> just try to stop runniing, just once
  168. <iridescentPoison> Kass i'll
  169. <iridescentPoison> i'll forgice you
  170. <iridescentPoison> ok
  171. <iridescentPoison> i do i
  172. <iridescentPoison> even if im )(ig)( i'm sure ill wil in t)9e morning
  173. <iridescentPoison> nbut i need to jst
  174. <avariceIncarnate> thank you ii
  175. <iridescentPoison> take a breakff ro a sec
  176. <avariceIncarnate> ii understand
  177. <iridescentPoison> I'gve never donet)(at before
  178. <iridescentPoison> ug0()( t)(at feels so awekard
  179. <avariceIncarnate> done what before?
  180. <iridescentPoison> forigce?
  181. <avariceIncarnate> forgiivenesss?
  182. <iridescentPoison> i uess
  183. <iridescentPoison> look at youu
  184. <iridescentPoison> wit)( your captor quirk
  185. <avariceIncarnate> ii
  186. <iridescentPoison> .....
  187. <avariceIncarnate> good point.
  188. <iridescentPoison> did t)(e )(uman fal saleep?
  189. <avariceIncarnate> no
  190. <avariceIncarnate> ii guess iill keep iit for now.
  191. <ruthlessProcureur> I'm here. Just, y'know, letting you two have this.
  192. <iridescentPoison> O)(
  193. <iridescentPoison> okay
  194. <ruthlessProcureur> think ill back out. just, y'know, let y'all keep havin these feels for a minute
  195. * ruthlessProcureur has quietly backed out
  196. <iridescentPoison> u)(
  197. <iridescentPoison> k
  198. <iridescentPoison> but i guess sid didn't apologize Kas so
  199. <iridescentPoison> sorry
  200. <avariceIncarnate> ii kiinda forgot we had an audiience
  201. <iridescentPoison> for being paraondi
  202. <avariceIncarnate> ii
  203. <avariceIncarnate> sorry
  204. <avariceIncarnate> thank you
  205. <iridescentPoison> i'ms oryr i'm a messed up troll
  206. <avariceIncarnate> thank you pehriia
  207. <iridescentPoison> i tried
  208. <iridescentPoison> i realy did
  209. <avariceIncarnate> you diid iit
  210. <iridescentPoison> I really idn't tb)9
  211. <iridescentPoison> anyway I
  212. <iridescentPoison> I' m just
  213. <iridescentPoison> gonna go sleep
  214. <avariceIncarnate> good niight pehriia
  215. <iridescentPoison> I took too mcu)( earler and my t)ink pan's stil spining
  216. <avariceIncarnate> yes.
  217. <avariceIncarnate> Yes.
  218. <iridescentPoison> probably s)(Uldn't )(ave takne more
  219. <iridescentPoison> im sorry
  220. <iridescentPoison> i'll unbock you
  221. <avariceIncarnate> Thank you.
  222. <avariceIncarnate> Ii )(ope we can talk more.
  223. <iridescentPoison> bey.
  224. <avariceIncarnate> goodbye
  225. * iridescentPoison stops espering avariceIncarnate and ruthlessProcureur
  226. <avariceIncarnate> Well.
  227. <ruthlessProcureur> Mm, Kasteu. Abide a moment.
  228. <avariceIncarnate> Ii.
  229. <avariceIncarnate> Sure.
  230. <avariceIncarnate> Yes, what do you need?
  231. <ruthlessProcureur> Now that she is gone, I suppose the "Alcohol Facade" is over.
  232. <ruthlessProcureur> In any case...
  233. <ruthlessProcureur> I would like you to keep my involvement out of this when you discuss it with Eth.
  234. <avariceIncarnate> Certainly.
  235. <avariceIncarnate> Why though?
  236. <ruthlessProcureur> Well...
  237. <ruthlessProcureur> I think she felt quite awful about all of this.
  238. <ruthlessProcureur> I would not want her to feel like I am
  239. <ruthlessProcureur> "cleaning up a mess".
  240. <avariceIncarnate> I will refrain from telling her.
  241. <ruthlessProcureur> Thank you.
  242. <avariceIncarnate> But how do you explain my talking to her then?
  243. <ruthlessProcureur> That is all.
  244. <ruthlessProcureur> Let us simply say...
  245. <ruthlessProcureur> Hm.
  246. <ruthlessProcureur> Good question.
  247. * iridescentPoison has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  248. <ruthlessProcureur> This might be a hard lie to tell.
  249. <ruthlessProcureur> I will think on it, because I am not certain Pehria will be so tight lipped on the matter.
  250. <avariceIncarnate> Pehria wouldn't succumb to blackmail I don't think.
  251. <avariceIncarnate> For now, I'll refrain from giving her specifics.
  252. <ruthlessProcureur> Well, obviously.
  253. <ruthlessProcureur> Excellent!
  254. <ruthlessProcureur> And, in the future...
  255. <ruthlessProcureur> Do try to be more careful!
  256. <ruthlessProcureur> Ta ta!
  257. <avariceIncarnate> Good day.
  258. * ruthlessProcureur has ceased espering avariceIncarnate
  259. <ruthlessProcureur> ==END==
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