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- * ruthlessProcureur began espering avariceIncarnate
- <ruthlessProcureur> Kasteu. I, um, have something important to discuss with you.
- <ruthlessProcureur> It should not take too long.
- <ruthlessProcureur> I have an opportunity for you, but we must be swift.
- <avariceIncarnate> Hm?
- <avariceIncarnate> Oh, yes.
- <avariceIncarnate> You were not the one i expected to talk to.
- <ruthlessProcureur> No, but I have been in contact with Pehria these last few days, and I have decided that this disaster has continued for far too long.
- <ruthlessProcureur> My... matesprit has gotten involved, and she feels terrible about it.
- <ruthlessProcureur> A fact I have only gleaned after reviewing some logs that I drunkenly participated in last night.
- <ruthlessProcureur> So, with all of this said...
- * ruthlessProcureur has added iridescentPoison to the conversation!
- <iridescentPoison> w)(at
- <iridescentPoison> w)(at t)(e )(ell
- <avariceIncarnate> I.
- <iridescentPoison> You're ...the )(uman, rig)(t
- <iridescentPoison> O)(
- <iridescentPoison> u)(
- <ruthlessProcureur> Yes.
- <avariceIncarnate> W)(at is going on?
- <ruthlessProcureur> Oh ho!
- <iridescentPoison> W)(at t)(e )(ell are you doing )(uman
- <ruthlessProcureur> I am requesting apologies from each of you to the other.
- <iridescentPoison> Apologies?
- <iridescentPoison> For w)(at?
- <iridescentPoison> Being almost killed?
- <ruthlessProcureur> You are in no danger!
- <ruthlessProcureur> You live in the bottom of a trench.
- <iridescentPoison> O)( great
- <avariceIncarnate> I will, and )(ave apologized.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Poor Kasteu has been careless in disposing of your sensitive material.
- <iridescentPoison> so even t)(e ALIEN knows t)(is information.
- <avariceIncarnate> I was careless yes.
- <avariceIncarnate> I )(ave no idea )(ow she got your information.
- <iridescentPoison> And u)(
- <iridescentPoison> Lyra, yes?
- <ruthlessProcureur> Pehria, you have overreacted.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Kasteu, you were careless.
- <ruthlessProcureur> You will "kiss and make up", as the expression goes.
- <iridescentPoison> I find it rat)(er impudent seeing as your current matesprite is blackmailing me.
- <ruthlessProcureur> One moment.
- <avariceIncarnate> Et)(nos is?
- <iridescentPoison> YOU ARE NOT ADDING )(ER TO T)(IS CONVERSATION
- <avariceIncarnate> Matesprit?
- <iridescentPoison> Yes
- * ruthlessProcureur has left for another, brief alcohol intermission
- <iridescentPoison> s)(e is blackmailing me to talk to you
- * ruthlessProcureur has returned, with a now empty bottle of vodka
- <iridescentPoison> or s)(e'll send my information to t)(e )(eiress
- <ruthlessProcureur> She won do shit. ill make sure of it
- <iridescentPoison> )(ow are you even sure?
- <ruthlessProcureur> Shes my matesprit
- <ruthlessProcureur> We love each other and will do anything for each other
- <iridescentPoison> And?
- <iridescentPoison> you've never met in real life
- <avariceIncarnate> I )(ave no way to process t)(is.
- <iridescentPoison> you're aliens to eac)( ot)(er
- <iridescentPoison> )(ow long )(ave you known eac)( ot)(er?
- <ruthlessProcureur> oh shit hang on
- <iridescentPoison> weeks? Mont)(s?
- <ruthlessProcureur> i finally broke my fucking desk
- <iridescentPoison> w)(at t)(e fuck is a desk
- <ruthlessProcureur> and IAM NOT ON TRIAL HERE
- <ruthlessProcureur> that was not the point of arranging this party
- <iridescentPoison> t)(is is making me rat)(er uncomfortable
- <ruthlessProcureur> all im saying is that ehtnos feels like shit about this and wont do any of the awful thins she said
- <iridescentPoison> O)( really
- <ruthlessProcureur> yes
- <ruthlessProcureur> this is a certainty
- <iridescentPoison> s)(e didn't seem so remorseful w)(en we talked
- <ruthlessProcureur> well
- <avariceIncarnate> Lyra, w)(at did s)(e do?
- <ruthlessProcureur> you dont seem very remorseful EVER. its like this limited, shellfish view of the world
- <avariceIncarnate> Et)(nos?
- <iridescentPoison> I don't appreciate t)(e sea jjoke
- <ruthlessProcureur> well i dont sea how its such a bad thing to inject some humor into the vonverastion
- <ruthlessProcureur> god damit
- <avariceIncarnate> W)(at the actual fuck.,
- <iridescentPoison> U)(
- <iridescentPoison> Kasteu, are you ok...?
- <avariceIncarnate> Yes.
- <avariceIncarnate> But I am currently unable to see the point of t)(is conversation.
- <ruthlessProcureur> youre SO FUCKING CLOSe to it though
- <iridescentPoison> Apparently it's to ease Lyra's guilt about t)(is situation
- <avariceIncarnate> It is incredibly good to hear from you again, but Lyra, what are you doing interefering into my and Et)(nos's affairs?
- <ruthlessProcureur> i am guiltless
- <ruthlessProcureur> see
- <ruthlessProcureur> ethnos is only an orbital factor right now
- <avariceIncarnate> What did s)(e do t)(oug)(
- <iridescentPoison> S)(e blackmailed me
- <ruthlessProcureur> what im trying to do is bring you two lovely celestial bodies in line and see if we cant mend the wounds here
- <ruthlessProcureur> and ethnos will apologize, too
- <avariceIncarnate> Wit)( the,,
- <ruthlessProcureur> you people are all so high strung
- <avariceIncarnate> Pe)(ria.
- <iridescentPoison> wit)( t)(e case t)(at you lost
- <ruthlessProcureur> you do things, and then apologies and friendship never cross yer minds
- <avariceIncarnate> Et)(nos said somet)(ing.
- <iridescentPoison> Speaking of )(ig)(
- <avariceIncarnate> W)(at?
- <iridescentPoison> brb
- <ruthlessProcureur> ohhhhhhhhhh shit its getting real here
- <avariceIncarnate> Wait, am I t)(e only sober one )(ere?
- <iridescentPoison> Dammit
- <ruthlessProcureur> do you WANNA be?
- <iridescentPoison> t)(is is just
- <avariceIncarnate> Damnit.
- <avariceIncarnate> Alco)(ol is a drug Lyra.
- <avariceIncarnate> Pehria, we need to talk.
- <iridescentPoison> T)(is is just really stressful, okay.
- <avariceIncarnate> WIthout Lyra, I'm sorry.
- <iridescentPoison> Kas, I'm sorry
- <ruthlessProcureur> No no no no no NO
- <avariceIncarnate> No, don't fucking elave again
- <ruthlessProcureur> Stay with me pehria were so close right now
- <ruthlessProcureur> give us ten more minutes
- <avariceIncarnate> Don't fuckiing go goddamniit.
- <iridescentPoison> I can't )(elp it
- <iridescentPoison> I'm sorry
- <avariceIncarnate> Don't diistance yourself, not fuckiing agaiin.
- <ruthlessProcureur> son of a BITHC
- <avariceIncarnate> I triied to make it up, I fuckiing swear!
- <iridescentPoison> Jeeeeez
- <iridescentPoison> it's not muc)(, I swear
- <iridescentPoison> I swear just
- <avariceIncarnate> I told Et)(nos to get t)(e case, not contact you.
- <iridescentPoison> it takes t)(e edge off
- <avariceIncarnate> I wanted her to just destroy it.
- <ruthlessProcureur> all I want is apologies. seriously
- <iridescentPoison> E)(Tnos?
- <avariceIncarnate> Fuck, you're )(ig)( now.
- <iridescentPoison> you
- <iridescentPoison> went )(er to get t)(e case?
- <avariceIncarnate> To destroy iit!
- <iridescentPoison> Kas t)(ats
- <iridescentPoison> t)(ats really ncie
- <avariceIncarnate> T)(e flas)( driive, to prove th))((at..
- <avariceIncarnate> what?
- <iridescentPoison> t)9ats really nice of you
- <avariceIncarnate> you're...
- <avariceIncarnate> happy about iit?
- <iridescentPoison> Well I didn't exactly know tat reallly
- <iridescentPoison> but u)(
- <iridescentPoison> kass i just
- <iridescentPoison> idk kas
- <iridescentPoison> its's soooo 0(ard
- <iridescentPoison> *)9ard
- <iridescentPoison> *)(adrd
- <avariceIncarnate> hard to what?
- <avariceIncarnate> just be part, of somethiing?
- <avariceIncarnate> to even be vaguely close to someone?
- <iridescentPoison> I guess
- <iridescentPoison> yea0(
- <avariceIncarnate> just try to.
- <iridescentPoison> ive been on te)( run for so long
- <iridescentPoison> or )(iding
- <avariceIncarnate> iits ok!
- <iridescentPoison> w)(Tat
- <avariceIncarnate> you have more reason than anyone to be paranoiid!
- <iridescentPoison> )(wo
- <iridescentPoison> W0(tyy are you understanding
- <avariceIncarnate> but you don't have to be totally iisolated.
- <iridescentPoison> t)(tis is really unfocmfortable
- <avariceIncarnate> ii know
- <avariceIncarnate> iits gonna be
- <avariceIncarnate> your entiire liife has been running and hiidiing.
- <avariceIncarnate> just try to stop runniing, just once
- <iridescentPoison> Kass i'll
- <iridescentPoison> i'll forgice you
- <iridescentPoison> ok
- <iridescentPoison> i do i
- <iridescentPoison> even if im )(ig)( i'm sure ill wil in t)9e morning
- <iridescentPoison> nbut i need to jst
- <avariceIncarnate> thank you ii
- <iridescentPoison> take a breakff ro a sec
- <avariceIncarnate> ii understand
- <iridescentPoison> I'gve never donet)(at before
- <iridescentPoison> ug0()( t)(at feels so awekard
- <avariceIncarnate> done what before?
- <iridescentPoison> forigce?
- <avariceIncarnate> forgiivenesss?
- <iridescentPoison> i uess
- <iridescentPoison> look at youu
- <iridescentPoison> wit)( your captor quirk
- <avariceIncarnate> ii
- <iridescentPoison> .....
- <avariceIncarnate> good point.
- <iridescentPoison> did t)(e )(uman fal saleep?
- <avariceIncarnate> no
- <avariceIncarnate> ii guess iill keep iit for now.
- <ruthlessProcureur> I'm here. Just, y'know, letting you two have this.
- <iridescentPoison> O)(
- <iridescentPoison> okay
- <ruthlessProcureur> think ill back out. just, y'know, let y'all keep havin these feels for a minute
- * ruthlessProcureur has quietly backed out
- <iridescentPoison> u)(
- <iridescentPoison> k
- <iridescentPoison> but i guess sid didn't apologize Kas so
- <iridescentPoison> sorry
- <avariceIncarnate> ii kiinda forgot we had an audiience
- <iridescentPoison> for being paraondi
- <avariceIncarnate> ii
- <avariceIncarnate> sorry
- <avariceIncarnate> thank you
- <iridescentPoison> i'ms oryr i'm a messed up troll
- <avariceIncarnate> thank you pehriia
- <iridescentPoison> i tried
- <iridescentPoison> i realy did
- <avariceIncarnate> you diid iit
- <iridescentPoison> I really idn't tb)9
- <iridescentPoison> anyway I
- <iridescentPoison> I' m just
- <iridescentPoison> gonna go sleep
- <avariceIncarnate> good niight pehriia
- <iridescentPoison> I took too mcu)( earler and my t)ink pan's stil spining
- <avariceIncarnate> yes.
- <avariceIncarnate> Yes.
- <iridescentPoison> probably s)(Uldn't )(ave takne more
- <iridescentPoison> im sorry
- <iridescentPoison> i'll unbock you
- <avariceIncarnate> Thank you.
- <avariceIncarnate> Ii )(ope we can talk more.
- <iridescentPoison> bey.
- <avariceIncarnate> goodbye
- * iridescentPoison stops espering avariceIncarnate and ruthlessProcureur
- <avariceIncarnate> Well.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Mm, Kasteu. Abide a moment.
- <avariceIncarnate> Ii.
- <avariceIncarnate> Sure.
- <avariceIncarnate> Yes, what do you need?
- <ruthlessProcureur> Now that she is gone, I suppose the "Alcohol Facade" is over.
- <ruthlessProcureur> In any case...
- <ruthlessProcureur> I would like you to keep my involvement out of this when you discuss it with Eth.
- <avariceIncarnate> Certainly.
- <avariceIncarnate> Why though?
- <ruthlessProcureur> Well...
- <ruthlessProcureur> I think she felt quite awful about all of this.
- <ruthlessProcureur> I would not want her to feel like I am
- <ruthlessProcureur> "cleaning up a mess".
- <avariceIncarnate> I will refrain from telling her.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Thank you.
- <avariceIncarnate> But how do you explain my talking to her then?
- <ruthlessProcureur> That is all.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Let us simply say...
- <ruthlessProcureur> Hm.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Good question.
- * iridescentPoison has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
- <ruthlessProcureur> This might be a hard lie to tell.
- <ruthlessProcureur> I will think on it, because I am not certain Pehria will be so tight lipped on the matter.
- <avariceIncarnate> Pehria wouldn't succumb to blackmail I don't think.
- <avariceIncarnate> For now, I'll refrain from giving her specifics.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Well, obviously.
- <ruthlessProcureur> Excellent!
- <ruthlessProcureur> And, in the future...
- <ruthlessProcureur> Do try to be more careful!
- <ruthlessProcureur> Ta ta!
- <avariceIncarnate> Good day.
- * ruthlessProcureur has ceased espering avariceIncarnate
- <ruthlessProcureur> ==END==
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