TIFU by getting the munchies
So this happened at college a few days ago.I attend a small college in Michigan, a place where most of the campus and even part of the town eats in one cafeteria. Not a lot to in our small town, so we usually smoked a little after class. With smoking comes munchies, so we head to the cafe to eat. It's cold and we're starving so we decided to drive. In a rush to eat the four of us sprint from the car after getting the first parking spot we see. After mounding food on plates I sit down with my friend. Next to us sit down two police officers, and we do our best to remain calm. I'm high but still have the sense of smell and I know we reek of pot. The cops can smell too and they take notice. They stand up and my heart sinks; I hear ringing in my ears."Hi guys I'm officer A, myself and officer B here smell some pot. Do you know anything about that?"My roommate freezes, he's got a spoon in his hand but doesn't know whether he should put it back in the bowl or in his mouth. He can't decided so he just puts his hand under the table and drops it to the floor. They Notice. Smooth. I see the other two roommates, they see our situation and set their trays down on a table and Jason Bourne their way out the door."Boys I'm gonna check your ID's and search you."The cops search us and run our IDs. They find an empty baggy that smells in my pocket. They also see we have a registered campus vehicle and want to search it. We walk to the parking lot and there in all its glory is the car. A boat of a Lincoln Continental, in a handicap spot, sideways, with a door still open. In a quiet murmur officer B says to himself "holy shit".The cops decide to search our dorm now and i know it's not gonna be great. We enter and they start going through the room. As they are inspecting a glass jar when the other two roommate reappear. They burst through the door yelling."You guys made it! I though they'd bust you for su-oh my fuck".They shoot right back out the door and run. The cops catch them down the hall.The cops are in tears now. " I can't believe this call, I'm telling this one for a while."I'm the end they didn't find pot on us and missed the pipes in the room but it's was enough to get a report to the office of student conduct. It's really a minor slap on the wrist, usually an hour class on substances.TLDR; we don't handle pressure well.