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- Cut: Twink
- Guts: Bear
- Bomb: Hunk
- Elec: Twink
- Fire: Hunk
- Ice: Straight
- Time: Twink
- Oil: Banned from all gay clubs for bad vibes
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- Air: Bear
- Flash: Hunk
- Metal: Hunk
- Bubble: Twink
- Crash: Twunk
- Quick: Twunk
- Wood: Bear
- Heat: Straight
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- Gemini: Twinks
- Needle: Hunk
- Hard: Bear
- Magnet: Hunk
- Spark: Twink
- Shadow: Twunk
- Snake: Twink
- Top: Twink
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- Bright: Twunk
- Toad: Hunk
- Drill: Twink
- Pharaoh: Hunk
- Ring: Hunk
- Dust: Bear
- Dive: Bear
- Skull: Hunk
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- Gravity: Bear
- Wave: Bear
- Stone: Bear
- Gyro: Hunk
- Star: Twink
- Charge: Asexual, his only love is work
- Napalm: Hunk
- Crystal: Twink
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- Blizzard: Hunk
- Centaur: Twink
- Flame: Hunk
- Knight: British
- Plant: Twink
- Tomahawk: Idfk
- Wind: Bear
- Yamato: Hunk
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- Freeze: Hunk
- Junk: Bear
- Burst: Hunk
- Cloud: Hunk
- Spring: Twink
- Slash: Hunk
- Shade: Twink
- Turbo: Straight
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- Tengu: Hunk
- Astro: Twink
- Sword: Large and tall hunk
- Clown: Twink
- Search: Logistically complicated
- Frost: Bear
- Grenade: Hunk
- Aqua: Twink, but you can call him Handsome, Guy
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- Concrete: Bear
- Tornado: Twunk
- Splash: Woman
- Plug: Twink
- Jewel: Twink
- Hornet: Woman
- Magma: Bear
- Galaxy: Twink
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- Blade: Twink
- Pump: Hunk
- Commando: Asexual, his only love is the battlefield
- Chill: Twink
- Sheep: Hunk
- Strike: Hunk
- Nitro: Twink
- Solar: Bear
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- Block: Bear
- Fuse: Twink
- Blast: Straight
- Acid: Twink
- Tundra: Twunk
- Torch: Hunk
- Impact: Bear
- Bounce: Hunk
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- Dynamo: Twink
- Cold: Bear
- Ground: Bear
- Pirate: Straight
- Burner: I, a gay person, do not want to see or perceive him
- Magic: Hunk
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- Terra: Bisexual, but specifically a twunk
- Mercury: Twink
- Venus: Bear
- Mars: Bear
- Jupiter: Hunk
- Saturn: Bear
- Uranus: Bear
- Pluto: Twink
- Neptune: Hunk
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- Enker: Twink
- Quint: Who cares?
- Punk: Will give you a different answer to his sexuality depending on the phase of the moon
- Ballade: Hunk
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- Buster Rod G: Hunk
- Mega Water S: Twink
- Hyper Storm H: Bear
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- Compass: Twink
- Dangan: Hunk
- Konro: Bear
- Komuso: Has taken a religious vow of celibacy
- Aircon: Bear
- Clock: Daring today, aren't we?
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- Ra Thor: Don't ask me about this.
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