DAVI IS A LOVELY PERSON BECAUSE..........[[2017 EDITION; BY SEYSEY]]
1. He likes wine almost as much as I do.
2. He's actually a very sweet & kind person despite his arguments against this
3. Davi is the best drunk. Hands down.
4. Has a great smile
5. Owns and takes care of two awesome corgis
6. He does not have a Hitler 'stache
7. But a little scruff looks good on him
8. Is handsome all dressed up
9. Probably has never slipped on a banana peel
10. He is pretty cool about all the taint branding
11. Has great taste in porn
12. Posts porn based on requests which is totally awesome
13. Also posts foodporn which is super wonderful
14. Has a loving relationship with Kevin
15. Kevin also thinks he's lovely, secretly
16. He split the cost of an astero skin with me so we could give Kevvypoo a present
17. A good listener, I sometimes say words at him about my problems and he has good advice
18. Will play Warframe with me
19. Actually likes Warframe
20. Just graduated from college!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. Has never actually killed anyone with a spork
22. Has a great laugh
23. Genuinely cares about others
24. I would trust him to take care of my cats if I was away
25. Is super helpful to his family even if he'd rather not do the things they ask of him
26. Is constantly surprised by new music because he doesn't know any to begin with
27. Pronounces certain words in a funny way, it's cute
28. He is missed when he is not around (like on that family beach trip that took a fucking eternity)
29. Browses front page of reddit and always shares the cute shit
30. Is able to easily trigger Kevvypoo and it's hilarious
31. Outdoorsy, likes to go climbing
32. Has never fallen and broken his leg while climbing
33. Gave up on Tinder (thank god)
34. Never caused a coup in a South American country
35. Can drive a car
36. I bet he could drive a boat if he wanted to
37. Or even a jetski, he'd be amazing at it
38. Judged a girl because she didn't eat bacon (I would too)
39. I could probably talk him into getting high with me
40. I could definitely talk him into getting drunk with me
41. Has never done excessive amounts of cocaine
42. Likes Electric Six
43. Is a Scorpio
44. Has never impregnated any teenage girls
45. Might even have his redwings
46. Isn't paying child support or spousal support
47. Is very ready to mingle
48. Has never spent a night in jail
49. Has never beaten anyone savagely with a lead pipe
50. If there was an apocalypse he'd be a good person to be with
51. Attends my fleets even though I'm a crappy FC
52. I asked him to make a spreadsheet and he was ok with it
53. Is a good recruiter for Chess
54. His hair looks soft
55. Can be competetive in a good way
56. Combs /r/Eve daily for cool/interesting info and shares it
57. Has a really cool cover photo on his Facebook page
58. Once sent me a photo of himself and a thick cut steak
59. Once posted a photo of himself taking a shit (but sadly he deleted it right away)
60. Said he would post a photo of his legs but the picture was actually an ankle. Too modest to show teh sexy
61. Knows what a rhetorical question is
62. Survived a surgical operation while unconscious
63. Can kinda tell when I'm up to something suspicious
64. Knows a few decent Dad Jokes
65. Is okay admitting that Hearthstone has some shitty qualities
66. Will send ISK to newbros after killing them
67. Will also try to help newbros by saying a lot of helpful words at them
68. Has never stood a girl up
69. let me have extensions on this list making thing despite really wanting this to be over
70. Let me make fun of him but never really takes offense to it
71. Has seen me pissed off and for some reason still hangs around anyway
72. He didn't look at my list when Kevin fucked up
73. Has stopped playing League of Legends because it's a shitty game
74. He has never considered moving to a desolate location without internet so that I can continue to bother him
75. He once said "sweeping" instead of "sleeping"
76. Makes fits on the fly for anyone who asks for one
77. Convinced me that a Phoenix was okay (it's still not but whatever)
78. Does a crazy amount of volunteer work
79. Shares a birthday with Picasso
80. If you google his name the 3rd google image is actually him. the rest is a bunch of bullshit though
81. Would probably make a great Dad one day
82. Would also probably make a great hubby one day too
83. He would probably really like Westworld if he took the time out of helping his parents and/or looking for a job to actually watch it
84. Has some pretty fantastic shipnames in Eve
85. Has a motherfucking wine cellar
86. Bought me Portal and Portal 2
87. Is in the Moral Ambiguity group on Steam
88. Likes to keep tabs on ex chess Shitlords
89. I got this far, I could probably come up with more reasons, but Davi has become tired of this game, thanks for putting up with me Davi ♥