Chargen

$name : Character generator
$author : Varkarrus
$description : Generates a Character
$amount : 1
$picture : http://s1.postimg.org/hr8yzlt23/cookie.png
$button : Generate!

$orientation
a straight
a gay
a [bisexual|pansexual]
an ace

$gender
[orientation] male
[orientation] female
[orientation] trans male {50%}
[orientation] trans female {50%}
[an] [androsexual|gynosexual|bisexual|pansexual|asexual] nonbinary {50%}
[an] [androsexual|gynosexual|bisexual|pansexual|asexual] genderfluid {50%}

$tallgroup
tall
slightly tall {50%}
very tall {25%}
extremely tall {15%}
unnaturally tall {5%}

$shortgroup
short
slightly short {50%}
very short {25%}
extremely short {15%}
unnaturally short {5%}

$fatgroup
fat
curvy {50%}
very fat {25%}
obese {15%}

$thingroup
thin
slightly thin {50%}
very thin {25%}
extremely thin {15%}

$musculargroup
muscular
buff {50%}
built like a shed {25%}
completely ripped {15%}

$bodytype
[tallgroup]
[tallgroup] and [musculargroup]
[tallgroup] and [fatgroup]
[tallgroup] and [thingroup]
average build
[thingroup]
[musculargroup]
[fatgroup]
[shortgroup]
[shortgroup] and [musculargroup]
[shortgroup] and [fatgroup]
[shortgroup] and [thingroup]
massive {50%}
tiny {50%}

$personality
heroic
shy
adventurous
brave
aggressive
violent
cutesy
nerdy
arrogant
energetic
stubborn
evil
quiet
snarky
thoughtful
smart
goofy
charismatic
flirty
lazy
deadpan
pessimistic
optimistic
happy-go-lucky
ditzy
stoic
snide
sarcastic
kind
mentally identical to superstar hollywood actor Nicholas Cage {1%}

$rarespecies
catfolk
wolffolk
octofolk
merfolk
harpy
centaur
dullahan
drider
angel
reaper
demon
oni
foocubus
elf
orc
dwarf
gnome
alien
robot
golem
deep one
yeti
mothman
dragonfolk
cyclops
giant
titan
ettin
kitsune
homunculus
gorgon
lizardfolk
naga
fairy
imp
bearfolk
dryad
naiad
sylph
alraune
troll
slime
goblin
antman
okapifolk {50%}
wyvernfolk {50%}
antelopefolk
rabbitfolk
orcamaid {50%}
selkie
futakuchi-hito
yuki-onna
hyakume
aswang
tardigradefolk {5%}

$species
human
[rarespecies]
half-[rarespecies] {10%}
half-[rarespecies] half-[rarespecies] {5%}
[human|[rarespecies]] with some [rarespecies] blood {10%}
a clone of superstar hollywood actor Nicholas Cage {1%}

$details
is [old|a child]
has albinism {50%}
has short hair
has long hair
has glasses
has freckles
has an undercut
has a mohawk
has a ponytail
has a shaved head
is completely bald {50%}
has vitiligo {50%}
has heterochromia {50%}
has a missing arm {50%}
has a missing leg {50%}
has a missing eye {50%}
is blind {50%}
is deaf {50%}
uses a wheelchair {50%}
uses a cane
has a scar
has heavy scars
has burn marks {50%}
has lightning scars {50%}
has heavy makeup
crossdresses
dresses fancy
dresses goth
dresses punk
dresses in leather
wears heavy armor
wears mechanical armor {50%}
wears dresses
wears a suit
wears a nice hat
does not wear a shirt
has dyed [pink|white|blue|green|purple|red|gray] hair
has tattoos
has piercings
is hairy
is invisible {50%}
has horns {20%}
has extra arms {20%}

$adddetails
mundane
a magic user {50%}
a cyborg {30%}
a ghost {30%}
undead {30%}
a lich {15%}
a vampire {30%}
psionic {15%}
a mutant {30%}
a genetic experiment {30%}
a soldier {50%}
an outlaw {50%}
a serial killer {30%}
cursed {30%}
has a demon pact {30%}
immortal {15%}
a reality warper {15%}
a demigod {30%}
clairvoyant {30%}
possessed  {30%}
famous {50%}
royalty {50%}
superpowered {50%}
superhumanly strong {20%}

$hobby
likes art
is athletic
likes writing
likes reading
likes other people
likes cooking
likes relaxing
likes the city
likes nature
likes acting
likes tinkering
studies medicine
studies engineering
studies math
studies biology
studies physics
is a blacksmith
likes anime
likes video games
likes programming
seeks vengeance
seeks justice
seeks adventure
is a history buff
likes [comedy|improv]
is a bartender
likes weapons {20%}
likes memes {20%}
is a filthy homestuck fan {1%}

$character
Your character is [gender] [species], who is [bodytype], [personality], [adddetails], [details], and [hobby].