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- vodka vodka vodka
- (vodka, vodka, vodka)
- oh! khello khromade ; todeey iz glorious dhey foor homeland und Putin; Toodey wee play Dressup Rooski
- (Oh! Hello comrade, today is glorious day for homeland and Putin. Today we play Dress - Up Russki )
- Ooookaaay, so, first get TRK Winter Helmet 2. Iz very gud helmet protect potatoe
- (Okay, so, first get the T-R-K Winter Helmet 2. Very good helmet protect potatoe)
- Ooookay, then, yoo need T-A-C RRV Plate Recon 2. Very lightweightski, but it only protect potatoe from front
- (Ok, then, you need T-A-C RRV Plate Recon 2. Very lightweight, but it only protect potatoe from front)
- chen ve hav grorious Russian camo uniformski. It iz called Russian Uniform Rolled up, Flora
- (Then we have glorious Russian camo uniform. It is called Russian Uniform Rolled Up, Flora)
- For ze buttski, ve have T-A-C 40 millimetre Grenade Carrier Belt 12, in Khakski
- (For the butt, we have T-A-C 40 millimeter Grenade Carrier Belt 12, Khaki)
- Total weight of vodka does not exceed twenty kilo-grams.
- (Total weight of vodka does not exceed twenty kilograms)
- AK-12 oohr MRC joor choice uf veapon, iz very gud kill Americanskis
- (AK-12 or MRC your choice of weapon, very good for kill American)
- (AK-12 or MRC very good for killing Americans)
- To kill Americanskis, take AK-12 or MRC black in 4.92 milimetre
- (To kill Americans, take AK-12 or MRC black in 4.92 millimeter)
- AK fire heavier round, but too heavy. MRC use three shot grenata, very effektiv against Americanski.
- (AK fires a heavier round, but is too heavy. MRC uses three shot grenade launcher, which is very effective against the American.)
- Khere, jost watch. Ze Americanskis fall to ze might of Stalin's fury.
- (Here, just watch. The Americans fall to the might of Stalin's fury.)
- Multipole shot grenata moop up all remaining enemy fighters.
- (Three shot grenades mop up all remaining Czechloslovakian fighters.)
- Chkat jost under twenty kilogrammes, Russian soldatski can run for miles.
- (At just under twenty kilograms, Russian soldat can run for miles.)
- Trooly, it iz gloorious day for comrades.
- (Truly, it is a glorious day for friends.)
- Americanskis cannot see white, so we wear white potatoe for comrades. VDV shoot me in leg, it was no fun.
- (Americans cannot see white, so we wear white potatoe for friends.)
- As you can see grenade launcher is very effective against multiple targets
- Как вы можете видеть гранатомет очень эффективен против нескольких целей
- Kak vy mozhete videt' granatomet ochen' effektiven protiv neskol'kikh tseley
- With this gear you can run very fast Stalin will be proud
- С помощью этой передаче вы можете очень быстро бежать Сталин будет гордиться
- S pomoshch'yu etoy peredache vy mozhete ochen' bystro bezhat' Stalin budet gordit'sya
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