HS - Shotgun

“Even at his fastest, General Welfare can’t get here in time to stop me from killing you!”

“Whoa! The k word? In front of the kids? That’s totally not cool.”

“What?”

“You’re supposed to say destroy or vanquish or annihilate or something. Nobody says the k word. It’s just unprofessional.”

I’m caught off guard and I can see that Hammerspace is too. Jose has obviously been out of the game for a while. That or he’s been in it for way too long. “And even if you capture me and put me in your fastest acting death trap, the General will have time to get here and save me, so do your best, Trenchcoat!” he continues.

Hammerspace pulls a shotgun out of his jacket and shoots Jose in the guts. In truly diabolical fashion, he does this over the heads of several rows of students, who I’m fairly certain are able to feel the buckshot whizzing by their hair. He approaches the stage calmly as Jose attempts to crawl away.

“A gun! Guns are for cowards and losers-“ he utters before Hammerspace finishes him off with another barrel full of buckshot.

- Chapter 8