You enter the majestic KINOPLEX, an upscale movie theater. After getting through the xray machine you speak to the armed mecha-concierge, convincing him that you are not violating the cinema's stringent No Singles policy and you are here to meet your boyfriend: Bane, from Batman Begins. Luckily he arrives and you greet him passionately, remarking on how big of a guy he is in person. You decide to skip the pre-screening magic show and stop at the concession stand to pick up some crab legs for the movie, neglecting the various autistic people and involuntary-celibates in the crowd, as Bane suddenly pulls out his huge black penis.