Holy Anon in Equestria (PTG)
- >Be Anon
- >I have been sent on a holy mission to save the lives of Equestria.
- >I am currently setting up a stage near a town they call Ponyville.
- >"What's that weird ape doing here?"
- >"What's it doing?"
- >You ignore them for they are ignorant to the holy ways of Christianity, they obviously have ties to Satan.
- >You stand proud on the stage in front of all the ponies in the town.
- "Greetings sentient creatures, I am here to help you cast away your sins and embrace the one and only god!"
- "I ask you all to cast away the false gods you have become so familiar with for they are obviously puppets sent by Satan himself!"
- "Repent now or forever suffer in Satan's home, hell itself!"
- >"Human, leave us now or I will be forced to see you as a threat to our way of life."
- "Celestia the puppet herself, I don't make deals with the devil, so why don't you kill me and show these innocent souls how barbaric Satan truly is!"
- >"Actually I have a better idea, why don't you join us and put your sins aside and join the rest of the ponies in worship of the sun?"
- "I would never betray god himself you heritic!"
- >"Consider it a trial run."
- >You are wrapped in a golden aura by Satan's demon.
- "Release me demon!"
- >The bones in your body twist and turn in agonizing pain as a bright light envelops you.
- >"My little ponies, I present to you your new friend, her name is Anonymous."
- >You are taken away by all the ponies and are brought to a tree house, for some reason you feel like you forgot something.
- >Before you stands a taller lavender pony.
- Where am I?
- "Who are you?"
- >"I'm the princess of friendship and i'm here to teach you the magic of it, your my latest student, eeee I can't wait!"
- Well, she sounded excited.
- >And this is where the story of Holy Anon in Equestria begun.
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