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- = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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- Anarchy's Guide to Life
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- Chapter 1 - Introduction
- Well, welcome to my guide to life. First off, life sucks. It has its good
- points, but if you look at it as a whole, it sucks. You need to know a few
- things to get through it, and I'm here to provide you with that information.
- Well, there are gonna be some things in here that you may not like hearing.
- And this text will probably be on television sometime, possibly being called
- bad or evil, but everything in this text is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH AS I KNOW IT.
- It may not be what everyone tells you, or discusses with you, but it IS THE
- TRUTH AS I KNOW IT. Believe it if you want, however, as I also believe in
- complete freedom of thought and information.
- Chapter 2 - Cheating
- Have your parents told you "Cheaters never win..."? Well, they almost always
- win. And they'll end up getting better grades than non-cheaters, leading to
- better jobs, and helping them gain things that those who do not cheat might
- never afford. They'll have better cars, better homes, more money, and perhaps
- many other things. Do yourself a favor and cheat. Cheat on tests, of every
- kind, and do not get caught, and you will be much better off because of it.
- Some good advice though: If you score over 90% on a test, there's no need to
- cheat. And if you're going to cheat, start small, and do what works, because
- if you get caught, you're dead.
- Chapter 3 - Education
- School: Does it suck? Of course it sucks. The whole system isn't working and
- yet it's still being labeled as being "not screwed-up enough" to fix. Well,
- the only real education you need is the one you get from experience. Yeah,
- that's right, good old fashioned experience. Go through something enough times
- and you'll learn to deal with it, or even use it to your best advantage. This
- is why lab experiments and hands-on training are the most important parts of
- a persons education. If you learn only through textbooks and lectures, you'll
- never learn anything that'll really help you, and you might even become so
- bored that you'll forever dislike the subject you're learning about. A good
- thing to do is when you get bored of a subject, ask the person teaching you
- about it, nicely, when you're going to need that subject when you get older.
- You may actually get a very nice response. If you don't (like an answer that
- includes something like 'if you go into the field of...') tell the teacher
- you won't be going into that field, or any like it, and ask if you can sleep
- or leave during that subject's teaching.
- Chapter 4 - Money
- Money is everything. If you examine it closely, you can buy anything with it
- including love. I believe I'll be asked to explain this, so I'll do that now.
- You use money to go out with people, to buy them things (that might "show your
- affection"), to pay for your actions that prove your love, to pay for your
- wedding, engagement rings, anniversary presents, etc... Money is good for
- everything. The problem is that it's usually very hard to legally get money.
- You could work, and that's not what I meant was hard. The hard part is trying
- to find a decently paying job that you like, or even can tolerate. Most of
- all people who work dislike their jobs, but do them anyway because they've
- had a lot of trouble finding a job before and don't want to be unemployed.
- Some good ways to get money are to collect things that are worth a small
- amount of money and selling them when they become very popular, to sell
- old toys and objects you no longer need or use anymore. Toys are usually good
- for this, as are books, but don't rule out anything.
- Chapter 5 - Freedom
- You are not free. If you were free, you wouldn't have to go to school, or do
- anything that you, as a free-minded individual, do not want to do. You are
- forced to learn little or nothing significant every day on the news and in
- the newspapers. You are not free to carry a weapon without a license. If
- you go to Rat Shack (A.K.A. Radio Shack) they'll ask for your name and address
- and a lot of other information, except if you try to buy things that could be
- used to commit a crime, they probably won't sell them to you, or use the
- information to help convict you of a crime. A lot of people double-park, but
- it's still illegal. If someone tries to hurt you, and you hurt them before
- they can hurt you, you could go to jail and they could go free. You are not
- free.
- Chapter 6 - Fear
- The best motivation and only true motivation is fear. People are afraid of
- many things in life, and it always affects the way they live and act. People
- tend not to sit next to people they think are suspicious in public places.
- If you dress differently than the rest of society, or act strangely, people
- will tend to be afraid of you. If you are repeatedly bothered by a specific
- type of person, whether it's their race, color, number of appendages, you will
- act differently towards that type of person. As a child, parents will attempt
- to rid you of fear, telling you that you have nothing to worry about, and
- that they'll protect you. But they are wrong. They cannot protect you. Your
- local police cannot protect you. You are the only person who can protect YOU.
- You should fear your police, your government, and anyone else who has some
- effect on how your life is run besides you.
- Chapter 7 - The Media
- Hey, take a guess at who controls your mind. That's right, the media. Not
- really books, or magazines even, but those whose job it is to tell you the
- news. Newspapers, Radio shows, and Television are all affecting the way you
- think. If you watch the news, then you will believe the news unless you take
- a stand and realize that news programs want you to watch them. They give you
- what you want, and they show you what you want to see. If you want to see less
- violence in society, then that's what they will show you. If you are hearing
- a lot about technology, then they will do a story on technology, and offer a
- viewpoint or information about technology that you will think only they have.
- In a news report about software piracy, the only person they questioned to
- have both his voice changed AND his face blacked out was put in jail for one
- and a half years, for "hacking"..???? What the hell does hacking have to do
- with piracy? Is this supposed to make him an authority, on something he has
- know idea about? The media is ignorant and manipulative.
- Chapter 8 - Wake up
- In case you don't know it, all niceties in society are lies. There is no Santa
- Claus, and there is no Easter Bunny. There is no savior and there is no cure.
- Society is breaking down, and instead of working to rebuild it, the smart are
- protecting themselves from it, and the weak are constantly pumping an illusion
- of peace into society. Arm yourself. Arm yourself and learn about survival and
- protection. And protect yourself, and those you love, because society IS going
- to come down.
- Chapter 9 - Speak free
- Be vulgar. Go ahead and say those words which were formally or are still not
- acceptable to come out of your mouth. Release the built up tension, and the
- long lost animality, and be vulgar. Learn your rights, and push, push, push
- them to their limits, and then build new limits. You must do this or your
- rights will slowly and quietly be taken away from you.
- Chapter 10 - Justice
- Justice does not exist in today's society. No matter how much you work at
- something, you'll always be run-over by someone who worked less to get more,
- through the ignoring of rules, and laws. If you want something, take it. You
- can buy it, but if you deserve it, and you cannot gain it any other way, then
- take it. Our government is not working. Don't spend your life trying to make
- it better, because it won't work. Either work around it, or work to destroy
- it, but feeble attempts to change government (which is now a self-feeding
- monster) will not work. You will fail. It used to work with us, the people,
- but it does not. It does not need us to survive, and if we get in it's way,
- it will trample on us.
- Chapter 11 - Fun
- Y'know what's fun? Violence, sex, drugs, alcohol, and vandalism. Go out, get
- some drugs or alcohol, and mess up your mind. It feels good. Or be a bit more
- safe and commit acts of violence or vandalism. Do you go to school? Well, go
- to an "Animal Rights"-type club and eat hot dogs. Rip down posters, and draw
- pentagrams all over the place. Erase stuff on other peoples' computers. Go
- into stores and unplug, misplace, and break things. Call up as many phone
- numbers as you can and prank them. When people ask you questions, give them
- wrong answers, and when they ask how you got that answer, or why, tell them
- "Satan told me" or "The voices in my head tell me to kill". Call every single
- company you come across and ask for free things. Spend their money. If they
- refuse, tell them that they suck, and you won't buy anything else from them.
- And of course, for the greatest fun, have lots and lots of sex. But protect
- yourself. After all, no one cares about you, but you.
- Chapter 12 - Death
- We all will die someday, and when we do, it will be a dark, lonely, and cold
- time. We all die alone, and if you think you're going to be saved, or brought
- to "heaven" or a utopia, you can forget about it. If heaven existed, then
- why would the Pope want a bullet-proof car with bodyguards surrounding it?
- Is he afraid to die, and go to HEAVEN??? What the hell is wrong with this
- society? Wake up! You will die eventually (unless SCIENCE saves you) and you
- will join your ancestors, in a hole in the ground. But if your life is so
- bad that you'd rather not live, then don't get your head filled with lies
- about trying to find jesus, or smelling the roses. Kill yourself.
- ANARCHY
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