Fleet

>Get on the bus to pick up Skyrim because my friends at my high school told me it was GOTY
>Notice several black people sitting around me
>One has a huge boom box
>Start fidgeting and sweating afraid that he will turn it on and WHOOMP THERE IT IS will play as they dance around me
>I stutter out "S-sir?"
>"Yo man wassup?"
>"C-can you please not play that song that goes-"
>"WHOOMP THERE IT IS"
>He turns on the boom box and sure enough the song plays and they dance around me
>Slowly stand up and start pulling down my pants in hopes that they will see my crack and the two reasons to play WHOOMP THERE IT IS will cancel each other out
>Woman sees me and screams
>She pepper sprays my vagina and I scream
>The black people turn the boom box up to max volume and start singing along
>"Yo come on white boy you know da wordz!"
>I don't know the words
>"L-line up the fleet! Time for some heat!"
>The laughter pierces my soul