not being happy? if you're not happy, you might as well be dead. there's nothing more important then personal happiness in this life. civilization, the enlightenment, the renaissance, all of antiquity, all the great wars, man's tragic, insane, comic, highlt implausable history, and his future amongst the starts. you can keep all the stodgy old cishet crap to yourself mister true fulfilment means going on road trips, listening to great music, pluckin' yer ukulele, fingerpainting, making films and art and music, eating fresh fruits while wearing a sun dress etc etc. My greatest fear is that i won't be happy. I won't have fun trips, i won't have a fun boyfriend, i'll have to worry about oppressive and hateful male macho money because the 1% is too greedy to let me fingerpaint in peace. and so i embark upon my quest, to shame 25-30 members of a defunct racist organization at their bake sale, because in my little pea-size brain, things would probably be better if the gestapo went around confiscating confederate flags. if i were a guy, you'd be saying "man, fuck this little time-wasting hipster faggot" but as a mixe-race woman (mujer?) i claim the right to dance around aimlessly, scream nonsense, and fling my poo-poo, all from the comfort of my cool artist residency while i apply for NEA grants. and after that, I don't know, i'll probably travel for a few years before finally settling down to "teach". I am a net drag on the economy. the very idea of producing something of value or being held responsible for my wasteful lifestyle strikes me as highly misogynistic and indeed racist. as a matter of fact, I think I know exactly who to blame for this and his name is sam hyde. monday through saturay i will tell you that teasing people for their appearance or sexuality is dead wrong, an threatening physical violence should be met with jailtime. but on sunday i would just like to say that sam hyde is an ugly beta male who gets no pussy, an he should be beaten and castrated for not falling in with the party. I don't know what "cognitive dissonance" means because MGMT never wrote a song about it.