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- >at night time you sat down in your comfortable chair
- >all around you were high-class ponies
- >for the first time ever, everyone in the room was wearing clothes
- >you felt far more at home here
- >even though everyone was dressed in their finest clothes
- >Rarity had been generous enough to take you to this concert in Canterlot
- >she had planned to go with Twilight, but the poor pony had fallen ill no more than two days prior
- >you were her second choice
- >partially due to your knowledge of classical music
- >partially because you let her sew clothes for you
- >you weren't quite sure how free clothes were considered at favor on your part, but you took any free cards you could get
- >the concert lasted two fulls hours
- >and what splendid hours they were
- >the grand hall was flooded with the greatest music you had ever heard
- >everything from Bethoofen to Marezart
- >ponies' ability to name things never ceased to amaze you
- >during these two hours you felt warmth, coldness, joy and pain
- >the musical skill of this orchestra was beyond anything you had ever heard
- >and as you sat there, watching them make emotions themselves come to life
- >you notcied one particular, grey cello-playing pony
- >her grace and beauty as she masterfully played those strongs was spellbinding
- >her composure and class was simply a joy to watch
- >watching her was almost a greater joy than the music in your ears
- >at the end of the concert, you went mingling with Rarity
- >but your mind was locked on the gery cello pony
- >you walk throughout the building alongside Rarity
- >you were her "date" after all
- >granted, you weren't of high class here in Equestria
- >but Rarity was proud to show you off to everyone
- >and you turned out to be quite the conversation initiator
- >practically everyone came over to ask about you
- >everyone was quite nice about it, too
- >after a quick exchange with a rich businesspony, you pull Rarity to the side
- >"Oh, darling, aren't you simply having the greatest time?"
- >she's been all smiles and laughter the whole night
- >it was quite refreshing to see her relax
- >she always put so much effort and energy into her work
- >particularly your suit, which was astounding
- "Yes, this really is amazing. But, I was wondering something."
- >Rarity looks to you with surprise
- >you hadn't shown much interest in this event prior to arriving
- >"Do tell, darling."
- "Well, during the concert I noticed this grey pony. She was playing the cello. Who is she?"
- >now Rarity looks even more surprised
- >but she does answer you
- >"Oh, her name is Octavia. She's a quite new addition to the orchestra. Quite young, too. But her musical skill is beyond most ponies thirty years her age! She truly is a talented pony."
- >you nod to her and smile
- "Yeah, she was fantastic."
- >Rarity gives you a sly smile
- >"Why do you ask, I wonder?"
- "I've always had an appreciation for classical music done right. I thought that was most of the reason you brought me, my dear."
- >you give Rarity a knowing smile as you finish
- >she simply shakes her head gently and look to the sky
- >"Oh, Anon!"
- >she pokes your shoulder with her hoof
- >"Always going on about laides, aren't you?"
- >you shrug and shoot her another smile
- "Well, I did quite enjoy the concert, actually. I never got around to going to one back on Earth, but this was far better than I expected."
- >Rarity gives you a genuine smile at that
- >"Well, I'm glad to have invited you, then. You are quite the handsome 'date', too."
- >you can't help but blush slightly at that
- >you're still not used to getting compliments
- >something ponies seem far better at than humans
- >the two of you stand there, looking at the mingling ponies before you
- >a break from all of this was quite nice
- >you enjoyed playing along with the high class games
- >but it was tiring nonetheless
- >you didn't notice Rarity leaving before she returns with a drink
- >she levitates it over to you
- >you hold up your glass and nod to her
- >she returns the gesture
- >it's quite a nice drink
- >on the dry side, but extremely tasty
- >you shudder to imagine what this cost
- >"So, Anon. Will you be pursuing this cello-pony of yours tonight, then?"
- >with a cheeky grin on your face, you reply
- "Tell me where she went, and I'll be on my merry way to conquer her heart."
- >Rarity giggles at your remark
- >"You never were much of a sophisticated conversationalist, but I'll give you points for trying at the end, there."
- >at least Rarity was always nice enough to let you have at least some glory
- >even though she was absolutely correct
- >"Well, although it isn't proper for a stallion to leave his mare to go in search of another pony."
- >she stares ironically at you
- >"I think I can let it slide it just this once."
- >at the sound of her words you beam
- >"It's not like I expected you to follow me around like a dog all night. Go and have some fun, dear."
- >you're glad she isn't angry about this
- >although she is your friend, you could never know in these situations
- >you're pumped and ready to go
- >ready to go talk to that spectacular pony
- >you turn to leave Rarity but realise something
- >she didn't tell you anything yet
- >in your stupidity, you turn to face her again
- "So, uh, where is she?"
- >Rarity simply giggles
- >"How would I know, darling? I'm not the one keeping my eyes on ponies the entire night."
- >with a cheeky smile she walks off to a group of ponies
- >well, you sort of expected more from her
- >anyway, how hard could it be to find one pony?
- >in a crowd of at least 200
- >maybe pretty difficult, after all
- >but you'd have to start somewhere
- >and there were a lot of somewheres
- >there were so many ponies in this damn hall
- >finding a single, grey one would be damn difficult on your own
- >so you decide to get help from everyone around you
- >by mingling
- >you weren't quite used to this, but being a human had benefits
- >the conversation was always the same in the start
- >you could pull this off, no sweat
- >you look around for a few seconds before you spot three ponies talking to each other
- >they look happy and friendly
- >with as much confidence you can muster, you walk over to them
- >far before reaching them, they notice you
- >and for once you actually guessed correctly
- >these ponies were extremely nice
- >and the conversation went as you had expected
- >human this, human that
- >it was getting boring after a while
- >unfortunately, they weren't of any help regarding Octavia
- >with no use for them, you excused yourself and moved on
- >this continued for a while, unfortunately
- >after the fifth try with no look, you're ready to give up
- >but just as you leave you spot something good
- >a pony you recognise from the orchestra is in the bar
- >you quickly go to him and sit down on the bar stool beside him
- >you don't make it obvious you're here because of him
- >so you order a drink
- >turns out the drinks were free for the event
- >these ponies sure must have a lot of money to hand out free drinks
- >but you weren't complaining
- >now to tackle the orchestra pony
- >you notice he doesn't look too happy
- >like something's bothering him
- >you honestly feel bad for him
- "Why the long face?"
- >he looks to you and smiles
- >"Oh, you know. The usual. Trouble with the wife 'n all."
- >he just slumps back into his seat and stares at his drink
- >you've already forgotten about Octavia
- >this man's melancholy is really getting to you
- >you gently push his shoulder with a fist
- "Come on. You should be celebrating! You just played an amazing concert!"
- >it takes your all of your performance ability to sound chipper
- >he just looks to you and gives you a weak smile
- >"I guess I should. Cheers."
- >you lift your glass as he does the same
- >as you start drinking you wish it never had to stop
- >sweet Jesus this stuff was good
- >you're not sure if this is proper etiquette
- >but hot damn you don't care right now
- >you chug all of your likely expensive drink in one go
- >you slam the glass onto the table with a loud smack of your lips
- >the orchestra pony is simply staring at you in disbelief
- "Oh, uh, sorry. Forgot this is a fancy party and all that."
- >he bursts into laughter
- >you fail to see the humor, but it's nice that he's happy
- >"Oh, my. I haven't seen anyone do that in years! It's quite refreshing, actually."
- >he proceeds to perform the same action as you
- >he even lets out a quiet burp at the end
- >again he giggles
- >it feels good to cheer ponies up
- >no wonder Pinkie loves it so much
- >as his happiness returns, so does your thoughts of Octavia
- >but whether you should ask now or not is the real question
- >Octavia can wait
- >you're actually starting to get interested in this guy's life
- >maybe the drink was slightly stronger than you thought
- >or maybe you suck at mingling
- >but your mind decided to go with
- "So, does divorce exist in Equestria?"
- >you almost slap your hand in front of your mouth at the end
- >the very least you do is mentally slap yourself silly
- >the pony is just staring at you
- >like you're a real annoying asshole
- >truth be told you kind of were after that
- >"Uh, yeah, it does. Now, if you'll excuse me."
- >with those words he gets up and leaves
- >you bash your forehead into the table a few times before letting out a frustrated sigh
- >you really should learn to think before you speak
- >well, he may have been a good lead, but he isn't the only one in here
- >you should still be able to find out about Octavia somehow
- >and although you lost a good step toward finding that magnificent mare
- >you feel yourself getting annoyed not learning more about him
- >helping him overcome his troubles
- >you were looking forward to being the hero who saved the day
- >well, can't have everything, you guess
- >it's time to focus on the cello-pony
- >yeah, you had to find her
- >but drinks first
- >who could say no to free drinks this good?
- >or free drinks in general
- >you order a few more drinks and down them each in one go
- >probably not the brightest of ideas
- >but they were just so tasty
- >when you've had three more, you stop
- >either ponies make drinks stronger than humans
- >or you really are a lightweight
- >either way, everything is getting blurry
- >the hall is gently wobbling about
- >you immediately regret this decision
- >how would you ever find Octavia while drunk?
- >just as you're cursing best at yourself internally, a freak chance occurs
- >a pony sits down next to you
- >and she speaks with the most sophisticated, calm voice you have ever heard
- >far more so than Rarity herself
- >completely dumbfounded you stare at Octavia
- >you look to the ceiling and silently thank God for this occurence
- >he doesn't reply
- >what a jerk
- >"A maretini, please. An extra olive, if you would."
- >the bartender simply nods and goes about his business
- >within record time, Octavia is sipping from her glass
- >all the while you're simply staring at her
- >luckily she hasn't noticed
- >or she's just ignoring you
- >could be either
- >realising what you're doing isn't very smart, you return to looking at the wall
- >you gotta plan every move carefully
- >and when drunk, that's easier said than done
- >you feel ready to speak
- >you have crafted an eloquent introduction for her
- >it will be good
- "You... you're the cello pony from the thing."
- >fuck
- >Octavia turns her eyes towards you
- >she simply inspects you
- >somehow she doesn't seem too surprised at the whole human thing
- >"Yes, quite right. And you must be the human accompanying the white dressmaker from Ponyville, correct?"
- >holy shit
- >this mare is psychic!
- "Yeah. Yeah, I am. How did you know?"
- >a tiny smile appears on her lips
- >you've never in your life seen a smile so tiny
- >"Well, for one, you were watching me the entire night."
- >double fuck
- >she wasn't supposed to notice that!
- >then again, you did only look at her throughout the entire concert
- >you add another point to her tally
- >Octavia 2, Anon 0
- >"Plus, my former housemate tells many stories of you."
- >triple fuck
- >you hope those stories are the good ones
- >but you also wonder who this housemate could be
- >"It's not every day a new species suddenly appears here in Equestria."
- >you notice she's actually turned her head towards you
- >all right, making progress
- >maybe the human thing did work, after all
- >but you couldn't let her run the show
- >she would wipe the floor with you in this state
- you desperately needed to sober up
- >drinking this much was a terrible idea
- >the entire room is spinning quickly
- >you look to the bartender and speak
- "I'd like a big box of crackers."
- >and with those words, you fall backwards
- >as you hit the floor, the world goes dark
- >some time later you finally regain consciousness
- >your head is throbbing violently
- "Ugh..."
- >you can do nothing more than groan as you wake
- >you make every move so very carefull
- >wouldn't want to throw up in this position
- >when you finally have the strength, you open your eyes
- >you're in a dark room
- >lying on a bed
- >this definitely isn't where you were before
- >it seems somewhat familiar, but you can't really tell
- >all you can do for now is stare at the ceiling
- >you simply haven't the strength to get up
- >laying here is quite fine, too
- >the bed is soft and comfortable
- >a sound from outside the room grabs your attention
- >suddenly it flies open
- >you can't even lift your head to see who enters
- >all you can hear is grumbling
- >as it comes closer, you can finally make out the words
- >"Of all the things I've seen, this takes the cake. I really should tell him a thing or- Anon!"
- >oh dear God, why?
- >Rarity enters your field of view
- >she looks upset
- >"What in the world have you been doing? Do you have ANY idea how far I had to carry you with my magic? It was exhausting! You better explain yourself right now!"
- >you groan at Rarity before speaking properly
- "Why does this keep happening? ... Also, where am I?"
- >Rarity just snorts at you as she gets into the bed next to you
- >"Carousel Boutique. And it keeps happening because you can't control yourself, Anon."
- >if it weren't for this massive headache, you'd be afraid of her
- >"Now I had to leave the biggest social gathering of all the high class ponies in Canterlot because SOMEONE had a little to much to drink!"
- >with that she lies down on her side and snorts once more
- "Sorry."
- >you can only manage a half-assed apology in your current state
- >"I'm sure you are."
- >you sigh
- >this night did not turn out at all as expected
- >you barely talked to Octavia
- >Rarity's furious
- >what a fan-fucking-tastic turn of events
- End.
- Anons done goof'd.
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