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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #1161
- My Little Loona Can't Be This Fking Gigantic Edition
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- How hungry? Edition, /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #1166
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/57225754/#57241348
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- >Carl ends up dying to Frylock's wind-powered toilet
- >winds up in hell and finds the happy hotel
- >initially crashes at the hotel for free food and a place to jrk off
- >actually turns a new leaf over time, helping around the hotel and working out his demons with Charlie
- >begins to ascend to heaven, proving Charlie's theory true
- >until he wakes up in Frylock's bedroom, brought back to life in a Carl Frankenstein body
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- >carl in hell
- >literally just him but with small horns and grey skin
- love it
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- >Yeah uh, you know I dont normally do dis kinda thing, but I ain't been down here dat long and the babes dont know the Carl man yet. You though? I could run a train on you so rough ya gonna have to put your pussy in a wheelchair. Anyway, what'd yous say your name was?
- >Angel, babe.
- >Cool, cool, yeah. Lets talk payment, you take Discover?
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- >OH I AM SORRY, Angel, i guess we are no longer in america, guess i can no longer pay for sx with peies
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- >So you're the ah, Radio Demon eh?
- >Whassa matta, nevah hear of a friggin' television?
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- >It smells like sulfur...in....here
- >DO YOU KNOW WHY I HAVE THE PEOPLE AT THE CAR WASH PUT COCO BUTTER SMELL IN THERE?!
- >BECAUSE I WANT SUCCUBUS TO FEEL WELCOMED I DONT WANT THEM THINKING ITS A DEATH TRAP!
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- >Oh nice, a stip club
- >Thats no ordinary building ,carl, that building is meant to redeem people, do you how many sinner reach hell every day?
- >I GIVE, What
- >three thousand
- >Man....what a waste, the poor Children
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