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# Oh, oh, oh #

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# Woke up today #

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# Feeling the way #

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# I always do #

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# Oh, oh, oh #

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# Hungry for something
that I can't eat #

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# Then I hear that beat #

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# That rhythm of town
starts calling me down #

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# It's like a message
from high above #

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# Oh, oh, oh #

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# Pulling me out to the smiles
and the streets that I love #

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- Good morning, Baltimore!
- # Good morning, Baltimore #

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# Every day's like an open door #

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# Every night is a fantasy #

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# Every sound's like a symphony #

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# Good morning, Baltimore #

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# And someday when
I take to the floor #

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# The world's gonna
wake up and see #

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# Baltimore and me #

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# Oh, oh, oh #

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# Look at my hair #

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# What 'do can compare
with mine today? #

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# Oh, oh, oh #

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# I've got my hairspray and radio #

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# I'm ready to go #

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# The rats on the street #

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# All dance around my feet #

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# They seem to say:
"Tracy, it's up to you" #

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# So oh, oh, don't hold me back #

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# 'Cause today all
my dreams will come true #

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# Good morning, Baltimore #

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# There's the flasher
who lives next door #

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# There's the bum on
his barroom stool #

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# They wish me luck
on my way to school #

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# Good morning, Baltimore #

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# And someday when
I take to the floor #

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# The world's gonna
wake up and see #

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# Baltimore and me #

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# I know every step #

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# I know every song #

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# I know there's a place where I belong #

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# I see all those party lights
shining ahead #

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# So someone invite me
before I drop dead #

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# Before she drops dead #

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# So oh, oh, give me a chance #

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# 'Cause when I start
to dance I'm a movie star #

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# Oh, oh, oh #

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# Something inside
of me makes me move #

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# When I hear that groove #

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# My ma tells me no #

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# But my feet tell me "go" #

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# It's like a drummer inside my heart #

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# So oh, oh, don't make me wait #

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# One more moment for my life to start #

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# I love you, Baltimore #

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# Every day's like an open door #

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# Every night is a fantasy #

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# Every sound's like a symphony #

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# And I promise, Baltimore #

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# That someday when I take to the floor #

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# The world's gonna wake up and see #

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# Gonna wake up and see #

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# Baltimore and me #

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# Yes, more or less, we all agree #

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# Baltimore and me #

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# Someday the world is gonna see #

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# Baltimore and me #

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Mount Everest is the most
famous, but not the highest...

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geographical point on this earth.

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Now, who can tell me what that is?

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Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy?

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I can't see the board again.

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Tracy Turnblad.

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If I have to write you up...

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for inappropriate hair height
one more time...

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you will be removed to detention.

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Miss Wimsey, what am I supposed to do?

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Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing
on your cheeks.

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I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean.

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I... Ahh.

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As I said, it is not Mount Everest.

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Now, next week we will be talking...

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about earthquakes and volcanoes.

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And as exciting as that might sound...

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we have to look back approximately
60 million years.

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Now, if you turn your pages...

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we are going to start
with the Ring of Fire.

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I want you to contemplate what causes...

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the separation of the two components.

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Penny, come on, hurry!

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Outta my way!

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Push! We're late.

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Ahh!

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- One minute to air.
- OK.

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40 to go!

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Don't change that channel.

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Coming up next: The Corny Collins Show.

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30 seconds.

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- Hiya, Dad!
- Goodbye!

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Hi.

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It's my daughter.

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10 seconds. Places, everyone.

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Hurry up, Penny, we're missing it!

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My mom says I'm not
allowed to perspire!

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Hey there, teenage Baltimore!

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Don't change that
channel 'cause it's time...

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for The Corny Collins Show...

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Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.

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# Oh, every afternoon when
the clock strikes four #

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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

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# Well, a crazy bunch of kids crash
through that door, yeah #

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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

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# Well, they throw off their coats #

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# And leave the squares behind #

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# And then they shake it,
shake it, shake it #

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# Like they're losin' their mind #

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# You'll never see them frown #

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# 'Cause they're the
nicest kids in town #

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# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #

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# Oh, every afternoon
you turn your Tv on, huh #

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# Naa na na na na na na na #

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# Yeah, we know you
turn the sound up #

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# When your parents
are gone, yeah #

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# Naa na na na na na na na #

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# Then you twist and shout
for your favorite star #

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# And when you've
practiced every step #

127
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# That's in your repertoire #

128
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# You better come on down #

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# And meet the nicest kids in town #

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Whoo!

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# Nice white kids
who like to lead the way #

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# And once a month
we have our Negro Day #

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# And I'm the man who
keeps it spinnin' round #

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# Mr. Corny Collins
with the latest greatest #

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# Baltimore sound #

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# So, every afternoon drop everything #

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Whoo!

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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

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# Who needs to read and write #

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# When you can dance and sing, yeah! #

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# Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba #

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# Forget about your
algebra and calculus #

143
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# You can always do your homework
on the mornin' bus #

144
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# Can't tell a verb from a noun #

145
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# They're the nicest kids in town #

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# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #

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R- r-r-role call!

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I'm Amber.

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Brad.

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Tammy.

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Fender.

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- Brenda.
- Sketch.

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- Shelley.
- IQ.

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Lou Ann.

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- Joey.
- Mikey.

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- vicki.
- Becky.

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- Bix.
- Jesse.

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- Darla.
- Paulie.

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- Noreen.
- Doreen.

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And I'm... Link.

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Aah!

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# So, if every night you're shakin' #

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# As you lie in bed #

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# Mony, mony #

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# Shake it, baby #

166
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# And the bass and drums
are poundin' in your head #

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# Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony #

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# Who cares about sleep when
you can snooze in school #

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# You'll never get to college
but you'll sure look cool #

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# Don't need a cap or a gown #

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# When you're the nicest kids in town #

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They must think my ears
are garbage cans.

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Would you turn that racket down?

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I'm tryin' to iron here.

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# Nicest kids in #

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# Kids in town, whoo! #

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Ma, it's not racket.
It's The Corny Collins Show.

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Well, it's turning your brains into mud.

179
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Mrs. Turnblad, it's a new dance!

180
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The Stricken Chicken.

181
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Well, I can't hear myself think.

182
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How am I supposed to negotiate pleats?

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Edna?

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I'm in here, Prudy.

185
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What's that racket?

186
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Ohh, Tracy.

187
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Edna, is my laundry ready?

188
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Yep.

189
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That'll be $3.00, hon.

190
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That's pretty pricey
for a pair of petty pants.

191
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Well, I'm sorry, Prudy...

192
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but some-a your personal stains...

193
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required poundin' with a rock.

194
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I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

195
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You're letting her listen
to that race music again?

196
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My daughter spends every afternoon
at the Stamp and Coin Club.

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Oh, really? Well, your daughter hap-

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Ohh, ohh.

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Oh, what is that? The Wavin' Raven?

200
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It's a little twitchy.

201
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Oh, you wanna play Charades now.
All right.

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OK, go ahead.

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You.

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Penny.

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No. Ahh!

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Tracy Turnblad, are you tryin' to tell me...

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that-that Penny didn't get permission...

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from her mother to be here?

209
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What?

210
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Penny.

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You are banned from this house.

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You will never watch that show again!

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- Without that show I have nothing!
- Having nothing builds character!

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Toodle-oo, Edna!

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Give 'em a hand, folks.
All right, all right.

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And, once again,
that's the Stricken Chicken.

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We will be right back
for some more of that hot Detroit sound.

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And we're off!

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Corny.

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"Detroit sound"?

221
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What's that, the cries
of people being mugged?

222
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Aw, velma, the kids dig
the rhythm and blues.

223
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Yeah, they're kids, Corny.

224
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That's why we have to steer
them in the white direction.

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Right direction?

226
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Didn't I say that?

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I'll do it.

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You try that again and there'll be stumps
where your feet should be.

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You got that? You little whor-

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Amber.

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...holy moly. Baby.

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Good job dancing today.

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- It's time.
- Ah!

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Link.

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Amber.

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Ah!

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- Amber.
- Amber, Amber, Amber.

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Save your personal life
for the cameras, sweetie.

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Oh! Shiny.

240
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Tammy, Lou Ann,
you're gonna die.

241
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Speaking of cameras,
did you have a nice nap?

242
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If you'd do your job, my daughter wouldn't
have to fight to be visible.

243
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I gotta show some of the
other kids once in a while.

244
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You know, this is a small city.

245
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There aren't that many stations.

246
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This time next year
you could be wearing...

247
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an ill-fitting tux,
snapping bar mitzvah photos.

248
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I don't know.

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# It takes two, baby... #

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Show Link.

251
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This is nuts. She can't even dance.

252
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Plastic little spastic.

253
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Oh, Link. I can dance
so much better than her.

254
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Why don't you notice me at school?

255
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Mm-hmm.

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# Ooh #

257
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Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin
singin' It Takes Two.

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And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'...

259
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,743
the last Tuesday of this month's
your rhythm and blues day.

260
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,483
That's right! Negro Day
will be comin' your way.

261
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:48,823
So don't-uh... Uh... Over here.

262
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,294
Thank you.

263
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,890
So, catch all the croonin'
when y'all set and tune in.

264
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,423
Thank you, Motormouth.
And now it's time to...

265
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,162
Owner's coming. He'll call
my mother again, let's go.

266
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,170
...very own fun-lovin'...

267
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,501
Hey!

268
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,527
Come on up here, Brenda.

269
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,870
What?

270
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,340
Brenda will be taking a leave of absence
from the show.

271
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,842
How long you gonna be gone, Brenda?

272
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,538
Just nine months.

273
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,139
Seems like we'll have an opening
here on the show for a girl...

274
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,582
just as fun-lovin' but maybe
not quite as freewheelin'.

275
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,848
Wanna be one-a
the nicest kids in town?

276
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:18,084
Cut school tomorrow and come down
to station WYZT to audition.

277
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,058
- No.
- But, Ma.

278
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,758
Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad.

279
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,266
My diet pill's wearin' off.

280
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,029
But come on.

281
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,867
No one is auditioning for
anything in this household.

282
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,930
But why not? Why not?!

283
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,566
Because dancing is not your future.

284
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,545
One day you're gonna own
Edna's Occidental Laundry.

285
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,513
I don't wanna be a laundress.

286
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,776
I wanna be famous!

287
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,078
Look, if you wanna be famous...

288
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,778
learn how to take blood
outta car upholstery.

289
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,810
That's a skill you can take right to the bank.

290
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,482
- Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here?
- Not a word.

291
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,390
Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning
to dance on a Tv show.

292
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,586
- No, she is not.
- You are?

293
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,289
First the hair, now this?

294
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,354
But all the kids are battin' up
their hair now, hon.

295
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,422
You're no help.

296
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,558
It's "ratting," Daddy.

297
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,397
And our first lady,
Jacqueline Kennedy, does it.

298
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,493
I don't believe that.

299
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,560
What do you mean,
you don't believe that?!

300
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,731
- I don't.
- How else would it look that way?

301
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,638
I believe that it is naturally stiff.

302
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,508
She doesn't understand anything.

303
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,342
- Dancing on that show is my dream.
- I know.

304
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,646
Just because she wouldn't know
a dream if it bit her on the nose.

305
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,549
Well, I have information for you, missy.

306
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,044
I once had a dream that I owned
a coin-operated laundromat...

307
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,149
and I came down from that cloud
real quickly, I'll tell you that.

308
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,454
No!

309
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,088
- Oh, Wilbur.
- Fine! I'm going to my room!

310
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,893
She thinks I'm bein' mean
but I'm not. Those Tv people...

311
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:37,426
they don't pick people like Tracy,
or girls like us.

312
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,460
They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur.

313
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,099
I'll talk to her.

314
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,574
Ooh.

315
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,305
'K. Talk to her.

316
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,908
I'll talk to her.

317
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,313
Don't you worry.

318
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,407
OK.

319
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,145
What?

320
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,985
Tracy, this Tv thing.

321
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,789
You really want it?

322
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,817
With all my heart.

323
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,352
Then you go for it!

324
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,855
This is America, babe.

325
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,595
You gotta think big to be big.

326
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,798
Big ain't the problem
in this family, Wilbur.

327
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,466
You follow your dream.

328
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,967
Mine came true, and now I have the most
precious thing in the world.

329
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,507
The Taj Mahal of joke shops.

330
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:27,485
Heh heh heh heh!

331
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,613
Back step, cha-cha-cha.

332
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,317
Side step, front step.

333
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,326
Back and turn.

334
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,123
Front step, cha-cha-cha.

335
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,788
Tammy, sharper.

336
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,695
Side step, front step.

337
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,529
Back, again.

338
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,626
Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link.

339
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,159
Link!

340
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,501
Penny, pinch me!

341
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,506
Ow!

342
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,837
You told me to.

343
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,173
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.

344
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,701
Side step, front step.

345
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,577
I can't believe I'm really
here watching you audition.

346
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,479
Front step, cha-cha-cha.

347
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,313
Back step, cha-cha-cha.

348
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,285
Side step, front step.

349
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,416
Back and t-oh, Amber.
Look at this motley crew.

350
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,687
Oh! This town sure has gone downhill...

351
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,125
since I was crowned
Miss Baltimore Crabs.

352
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,185
Ugh.

353
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,562
# Oh, my God,
how times have changed #

354
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,262
# These girls must be blind
or completely deranged #

355
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,031
# But time seemed to halt #

356
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,199
# When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs #

357
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,936
Amber, that move is far too dirty.

358
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,240
Mother, wake up from
that dream of yours.

359
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,246
- This isn't 1930.
- Ha ha ha.

360
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,272
# You can laugh but life's a test #

361
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,045
# Don't do this, don't do that #

362
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,916
# Remember, Mother knows best #

363
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,853
# For the crown's in the vault #

364
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,586
# From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #

365
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,923
# These steps are perfect ammunition #

366
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,726
# Let me show you how your mommy
dear took out the competition #

367
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,198
Girls, go get 'em.

368
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,461
Boys, let's rumba.

369
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:53,028
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

370
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,530
# Those poor runner-ups might
still hold some grudges #

371
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,272
# They padded their cups
but I screwed the judges #

372
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,906
# Those broads thought
they'd win if a plate #

373
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,246
# They would spin in their dance #

374
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,251
Aah!

375
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,254
# Not a chance
Boys, put me down #

376
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,222
Oh, good morning, ladies.

377
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,621
Let's see what you got.

378
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,594
# Twist, twist, twist, twist
mashed potato, mambo #

379
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:17,822
# Ready, begin #

380
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,728
# On my show you'll never find #

381
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,426
# A thrusting hip or bump and grind #

382
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,298
# What's that?
A dance for fleas and ticks? #

383
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,200
# Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks #

384
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:29,037
# Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #

385
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,237
# While belting Aida
and preparing soufflés #

386
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,336
# But that triple somersault #

387
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:39,646
# Is how I clinched
Miss Baltimore Crabs #

388
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,305
Proceed.

389
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,837
# Are you scared we're on live? #

390
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,679
# No, I'm sure I can cope #

391
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,311
# Well, this show isn't broadcast in #

392
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,547
# Cinemascope #

393
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,350
# I never drank one chocolate malt #

394
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:22,326
# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #

395
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,022
# This one will never get a date #

396
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,053
# In those hand-me-down clothes #

397
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:30,057
# Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date
till Daddy buys her a new nose #

398
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,399
# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #

399
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,837
# If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #

400
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,308
# Do you dance like you dress? #

401
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,402
# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #

402
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,744
# Would you swim
in an integrated pool? #

403
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:44,840
I sure would.

404
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,350
I'm all for integration.

405
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,410
It's the new frontier!

406
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,284
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.

407
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,846
And may I be frank?

408
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,051
# First impressions can be tough #

409
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,650
# And when I saw you, I knew it #

410
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,161
# If your size weren't enough #

411
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,096
# Your last answer just blew it #

412
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,931
# And so, my dear,
so short and stout #

413
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,526
# You'll never be in #

414
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,765
# So we're kicking you out #

415
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,238
# With your form and your face #

416
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,104
# Aw, well, it isn't your fault #

417
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,507
# You're just down with a case #

418
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:19,882
# Of Miss Baltimore Crabs #

419
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,079
Uh, you may go.

420
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,918
Um... Thank you?

421
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,724
I think they secretly liked you.

422
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,806
Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad?

423
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,904
I trust it was something really important.

424
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,437
It should've been.

425
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:02,348
# Gimme a break, yeah.
Right now! #

426
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,954
# Got a brand-new sound,
so scream and shout #

427
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,191
Hey! Hey!

428
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,495
# With a funky rhythm #

429
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,601
# It's a brand-new look that you can... #

430
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,298
Whoo!

431
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:17,269
# There's a party groovin'
let's get down #

432
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,276
What you lookin' at?

433
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,744
Nothing. Not you.

434
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,081
Can I help you?

435
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,551
That move's swish.

436
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,213
Ya got that right.

437
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,245
The man can dine me
on a diet of detention...

438
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,758
so long as he don't starve
me of my tunes, baby.

439
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,556
- Does that dance have a name?
- Oh, this?

440
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,563
Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. "

441
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,260
I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex.

442
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,428
Wow.

443
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,131
That is so groovy.

444
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,945
You're really good.

445
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,969
Why, thank you.

446
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,677
So would it be kinda like this?

447
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:01,944
You can't do that dance.

448
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,477
Hello, now.

449
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,853
Not bad for a white chick.

450
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,024
- Hey, I know where I've seen you before.
- Where?

451
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,824
On Corny's show on Negro Day.

452
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,988
Negro Day's the best.

453
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,793
I wish every day were Negro Day.

454
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,426
At our house, it is.

455
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,199
Hey. Show me another one?

456
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,264
You wanna see another one.

457
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:26,038
Well-well, here's a little
something signified to say...

458
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,740
Hello, my name is Seaweed...

459
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,008
Oh, oh, oh!

460
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,709
J...

461
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,217
Stubbs.

462
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,445
What's yours, baby?

463
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:39,355
I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad!

464
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,360
You're gonna get it, white girl!

465
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,862
Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl.

466
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,158
You one of us.

467
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:50,692
You're joinin' this program already
in progress!

468
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,203
Well, let's go.

469
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,205
# Whoo! #

470
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,207
# Yeah! #

471
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,573
# Got a brand-new sound,
so scream and shout #

472
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:03,711
# Hey, a funky beat,
now let's be hurrying #

473
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,216
Whoa!

474
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,013
# We can't wait now #

475
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,076
# Have some fun #

476
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,419
# This party now has just begun #

477
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,321
No, I get who Caesar is.

478
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,258
But what's the "Ideas of March"?

479
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:18,194
I mean, how can
a month have an idea?

480
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,356
Hold on.

481
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,763
Come on.

482
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,566
# Come on and watch me strut my stuff #

483
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,406
# Watch me #

484
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,567
# Come on and watch me #

485
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:31,974
How you likin' detention now?

486
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:35,946
I'm a bad, bad girl who
needs to be punished.

487
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,453
# Ohh #

488
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,250
Hey.

489
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,282
You know, Corny's hosting
the hop tomorrow.

490
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,027
If he saw you dancin' like that...

491
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,290
he'd put you on the show.

492
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,820
Mmm...

493
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,230
- See ya.
- Mm.

494
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,064
Ah, whoa. Sorry, little darlin'.

495
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,297
Hope I didn't dent your 'do.

496
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:04,303
See y'all later.

497
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,401
Hey, Trace. I was looking for you.

498
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,810
What?

499
00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:11,440
# I can hear the bells #

500
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,008
What? What are you talking about?

501
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:17,488
# Well, don't-cha hear 'em chime? #

502
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,251
Chime's not exactly how I'd put it.

503
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:26,493
# Can't you feel my heartbeat
keeping perfect time? #

504
00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:31,867
# And all because he #

505
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,165
# Touched me #

506
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,264
# He looked at me and stared #

507
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,434
# Yes, he bumped me #

508
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,467
# My heart was unprepared #

509
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,638
# When he tapped me #

510
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,705
# And knocked me off my feet #

511
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:47,980
# One little touch now my life's complete #

512
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,214
- # 'Cause when he nudged me #
- Oh!

513
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,382
# Love put me in a fix #

514
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,324
# Yes, it hit me #

515
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,384
# Just like a ton-a bricks #

516
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,953
# Yes, my heart burst #

517
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,056
# Now I know what life's about #

518
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:05,001
# One little touch and
love's knocked me out #

519
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:08,005
# And I can hear the bells #

520
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:09,870
# My head is spinning #

521
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,808
# I can hear the bells #

522
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,505
# Something's beginning #

523
00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:18,073
# Everybody says that
a girl who looks like me #

524
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:20,050
# Can't win his love #

525
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,280
# Well, just wait and see #

526
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,187
# 'Cause I can hear the bells #

527
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,054
# Just hear them chiming #

528
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:28,889
# I can hear the bells #

529
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:31,487
# My temperature's climbing #

530
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,259
# I can't contain my joy #

531
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,459
# 'Cause I finally found the boy #

532
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,730
# I've been missin' #

533
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:44,675
# Listen, I can hear the bells #

534
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,108
# Round one #

535
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,612
# He'll ask me on a date and then #

536
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,512
# Round two #

537
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,881
# I'll primp but won't be late because #

538
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:54,510
# Round three #

539
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,714
# Is when we kiss inside his car #

540
00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:01,590
# Won't go all the way
but I'll go pretty fa-ar #

541
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,218
# Round four #

542
00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:05,957
# He'll ask me for my hand and then #

543
00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,897
# Round five #

544
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,265
# We'll book the wedding band so by #

545
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,701
# Round six #

546
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,432
# Amber, much to your surprise #

547
00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:18,499
# This heavyweight
champion takes the prize #

548
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,807
# And I can hear the bells #

549
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,574
# My ears are ringing #

550
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,775
# I can hear the bells #

551
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,216
# The bridesmaids are singing #

552
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:31,120
# Everybody says that
a guy who's such a gem #

553
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,919
# Won't look my way #

554
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:35,392
# Well, the laugh's on them #

555
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,725
# 'Cause I can hear the bells #

556
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,957
# My father will smile #

557
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,693
# I can hear the bells #

558
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,133
# As he walks me down the aisle #

559
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,932
# My mother starts to cry #

560
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:50,533
# But I can't see 'cause Link
and I are French kissin' #

561
00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:55,569
# Listen, I can hear the bells #

562
00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:01,412
# Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh #

563
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,512
# I can hear the bells #

564
00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,682
# My head is reeling #

565
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,624
# I can hear the bells #

566
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,991
# I can't stop the pealing #

567
00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:14,055
# Everybody warns
that he won't like what he'll see #

568
00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:18,559
# But I know that he'll
look inside of me #

569
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,662
# Yeah, I can hear the bells #

570
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,196
# Today's just the start 'cause #

571
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,606
# I can hear the bells #

572
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,441
# Until death do us part and #

573
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:31,040
# Even when we die
we'll look down from up above #

574
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:35,314
# Remembering the night
that we two fell in love #

575
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,344
# We both will shed a tear #

576
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:42,190
# And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' #

577
00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:45,856
# Listen, I can hear the bells #

578
00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,865
# She can hear the bells #

579
00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,959
# I can hear the bells #

580
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,835
# She can hear the bells #

581
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:59,674
# I can hear the bells #

582
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:05,377
# Bum, bum, bum #

583
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:15,051
# Whoa! #

584
00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:18,392
# Hey, little girl with the cash to burn #

585
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,422
# Well, I'm sellin' somethin'
you won't return #

586
00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:26,567
# Hey, little girl, take me off the shelf #

587
00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:31,098
# 'Cause it's hard havin'
fun playin' with yourself #

588
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,133
# Once you bounce through
the whole selection #

589
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,146
# Shake those hips in my direction #

590
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,205
# Bringing back gifts
she never did see #

591
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,079
# Take me home and then unwrap me #

592
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:42,211
# Shop around but, little darlin',
I've got to be #

593
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,086
# The ladies' choice #

594
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,715
# Ladies' choice #

595
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,589
# The ladies' choice #

596
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:52,322
Go on. Get out there and show 'em.

597
00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:53,955
It's packed pretty tight.

598
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,590
OK. I'll go in front of you and I'll push.

599
00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,726
# Test drive this American male #

600
00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,464
Wait.

601
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:03,602
# It's gonna take cash to fill my tank #

602
00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:05,575
# So let's crack open your piggy bank #

603
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,599
Hey, Seaweed!

604
00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:08,077
Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny?

605
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,444
Are you crazy? You gotta
dance with your crowd...

606
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,573
and I gotta dance with mine.

607
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:11,673
Why?

608
00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,047
It's just the way it is, Tracy.

609
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,381
But it's your dance.

610
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,011
Well, how 'bout you go
borrow it for a second.

611
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,215
- Really?
- Go get it, girl.

612
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,953
# I'm the ladies' choice #

613
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:26,127
# Ladies' choice #

614
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,163
Whoo!

615
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,164
All right! Yeah!

616
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,975
Whoa!

617
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,643
# Hey, little girl on a spendin' spree #

618
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,675
# I don't come cheap
but the kisses come free #

619
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,781
# On closer inspection
I'm sure that you'll agree #

620
00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,985
# Oh, hey, little girl, listen to my plea #

621
00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,290
# I come with a lifetime guarantee #

622
00:29:57,328 --> 00:30:00,422
# One day maybe we'll find
that baby makes three #

623
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,454
Link!

624
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:02,989
# It's the ladies' choice #

625
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,865
# I'm the ladies' choice #

626
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,570
# I'm the ladies' choice #

627
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,204
# I'm the ladies' choice-choice-choice #

628
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:17,407
# I'm the ladies' choice #

629
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,178
Mr. And Mrs. Turnblad!

630
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,714
Hey, look out!

631
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:24,722
Ah!

632
00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,853
Mrs. Turnblad!

633
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,995
Mr. Turnblad, come quick!

634
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,360
- Me?
- Come on.

635
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,631
Mrs. Turnblad! Come quick!

636
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,033
You gotta see this!

637
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:39,297
Oh, I read all about it.

638
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,100
It's a big fake Hollywood set.

639
00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,504
No, Mrs. -

640
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,371
You think I'm gonna think
that he's really up there?

641
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,309
It's not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad!

642
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,743
Well, why are we watchin' this?

643
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:48,803
Just watch.

644
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,836
- Lou Ann!
- Joey!

645
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:50,848
Mikey! vicki! Becky!

646
00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,849
Bix! Jesse! Darla!

647
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,612
- Paulie!
- Noreen!

648
00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:54,675
- Doreen!
- Link!

649
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:55,913
And I'm Tracy!

650
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:56,921
Aah!

651
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,048
Oh! Oh, my!

652
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,090
# Oh, yeah! #

653
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:05,220
# And the bass and drums
are poundin' in your head #

654
00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,230
Go, Tracy!

655
00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,595
- Go, go, Tracy!
- Go, go, Tracy!

656
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:10,362
# Who cares about sleep when
you can snooze in school? #

657
00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:13,097
# You'll never get to college
but you sure look cool #

658
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,468
# Don't need a cap and a gown #

659
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,099
# When you're the nicest kids in town #

660
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,268
# Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo #

661
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,114
# Kids in town, woo! #

662
00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,208
Yeah! That was the dance of the week...

663
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,311
I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer.

664
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,187
Corny had some sort
of aneurysm or something...

665
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,191
and... picked her.

666
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,921
...by our brand-new Council Member,
Miss Tracy Turnblad.

667
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:40,226
So, Trace, come on, cozy up to old Corny
and tell us about yourself.

668
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,563
Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show...

669
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,568
and I do absolutely nothing else!

670
00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,229
Ooh! I sure like the way you talk.

671
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,432
Oh, Wilbur, to think that
I almost stopped her...

672
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,997
from reaching for the stars.

673
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,874
And now here she
is on local daytime TV.

674
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,640
She's gonna be a regular.

675
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,911
Imagine, my little girl, regular at last.

676
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:02,078
I also hope to be the first woman president
or a Rockette.

677
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,883
And if you were president, Tracy...

678
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,822
what would your first official act be?

679
00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,586
Hmm.

680
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:09,820
I'd make every day Negro Day.

681
00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:13,992
I read you like tomorrow's
headlines, Tracy.

682
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,090
What do you think, kids?

683
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,600
You think we might
have a hot new candidate...

684
00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,828
for Miss Teenage Hairspray?

685
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,996
That's only the dream of my life.

686
00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,733
But Miss Hairspray is mine.

687
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,240
Uh, we're on the air.

688
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,105
And your dream will be
comin' to you, sweetheart...

689
00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:28,510
Saturday, June 2nd,
right here on WYZT.

690
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:31,242
You have to vote for a person, Corny,
not one of the Himalayas.

691
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,271
Hi, Penny.

692
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,648
Always the charmer, Amber.

693
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,811
I want that chubby communist
girl off the show.

694
00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:41,347
Well, let me be the first
to toss the harpoon.

695
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:42,620
She's a corrupting influence!

696
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:46,289
I agree. We don't want our dancers
thrusting like savages!

697
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,730
Hey, speak for yourself.

698
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:48,959
Don't get flip with me.

699
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,331
I'm not.

700
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,131
Look, now I got some
new ideas for the show.

701
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,535
First, we get rid-a Negro Day.

702
00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:55,801
Finally, some sense outta you.

703
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,535
And we mix those kids in
with the rest-a the Council.

704
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,042
Mix those kids?

705
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,101
That's right, I said it.

706
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,907
This is not a black-and-tan cocktail!

707
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,345
Well, why couldn't it be?

708
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,508
velma, isn't this where
it's all headin' anyway?

709
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,314
Now, you can fight it
or you can rock out to it.

710
00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,617
Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas...

711
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,681
like-like a nice, fresh new host!

712
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:15,817
Heh.

713
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,919
Gee, velma,
how do you fire Corny Collins...

714
00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:19,691
from The Corny Collins Show?

715
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,759
They do it all the time on Lassie!

716
00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:25,826
velma, you've let this go too far!

717
00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:26,859
Me?

718
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:27,996
- Fix it!
- What?

719
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,165
Fix it!

720
00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,764
Ohh!

721
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,741
# Hey, look out for that movin' van #

722
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:36,406
# Drivin' down our streets #

723
00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,677
# You better lock up your man #

724
00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,742
# Before he meets the new girl in town #

725
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,811
# Who just came on the scene... #

726
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,618
Tracyface whoopee cushion.

727
00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:46,680
Good choice.

728
00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:48,954
We got your Tracy souvenirs for days.

729
00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:52,360
Here, your signed photos.

730
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:53,557
Tracy wigs.

731
00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,156
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

732
00:33:55,199 --> 00:34:00,569
# We don't know what to do
'bout the new girl in town #

733
00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:04,035
# The new girl in town #

734
00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:05,940
# Seems to dance on air #

735
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,342
# The new girl in town #

736
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,778
# She's got the coolest hair #

737
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:14,877
# You better tell the homecoming queen
to hold onto her crown #

738
00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:17,046
# Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa #

739
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,818
# Or she's gonna lose it to #

740
00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,381
# The new girl in town #

741
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,395
That big little girl is sending
my sales through the roof.

742
00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:27,557
More people are breathing
aerosol than oxygen!

743
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:29,225
Do you think you could show us
some of those new dance moves?

744
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:30,234
Yeah, sure.

745
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,235
Ooh, pretty flowers.

746
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,965
Tracy, wait up!

747
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,438
# She's hip #

748
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,907
# So cool #

749
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:41,742
# I'm gonna get her after school #

750
00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,509
# And yet we'd like to be like her #

751
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:48,747
# 'Cause she's the kitten
that the cats prefer #

752
00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,651
# The new girl in town #

753
00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,451
# Has my guy on a string #

754
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,151
# The new girl in town #

755
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,251
# Hey, look, she's wearin' his ring #

756
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,752
# I can't stop cryin' and
so in my own tears #

757
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,731
# I'm gonna drown #

758
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,757
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

759
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,497
# 'Cause he wants to rendezvous #

760
00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,731
# With the new girl #

761
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,831
# We're kinda sad and blue #

762
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,364
# Yes, it's true, girl #

763
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,434
# We'd like to say #

764
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:17,414
# To the new girl in town #

765
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,713
# The new girl in town #

766
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,584
Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad.

767
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,056
Where's her write-up?

768
00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:30,652
She doesn't need a detention slip,
she's with me.

769
00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,520
Penny, this is Seaweed.

770
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:35,532
Seaweed, this is Penny.

771
00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:38,262
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

772
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,771
Huh.

773
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:50,647
# To the new girl in town #

774
00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:53,912
# The new girl in town #

775
00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:55,851
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

776
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,650
# From out of the blue, girl #

777
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,622
# Hey, this town's in a stew, girl #

778
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,557
# Ohh, what a hullabaloo, girl #

779
00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:03,389
# She ain't just passing through, girl #

780
00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,156
# Ohh, she's sticking like glue, girl #

781
00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:06,720
# Woo, to the man
I thought I knew, girl #

782
00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:08,493
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

783
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,467
# Hey, look out for that movin' van #

784
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,493
# Look out, look out,
look out, look out #

785
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:18,976
# She was the new girl in #

786
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,501
# Town #

787
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,378
That's the way you do it.

788
00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:31,047
And I'm your fabled
Miss Motormouth Maybelle...

789
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:34,319
your DJ du jour,
pitchin' rhythm your way.

790
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,191
So, hey, better stay
and shimmy and sway.

791
00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,753
We'll be right back with more Negro Day.

792
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,594
Brought to you by...

793
00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,897
Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair.

794
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:50,104
Every kink will be gone in a blink.

795
00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:52,334
We're off.

796
00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,675
Girls, that was great.

797
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,845
How dare you pick the same song?

798
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,377
They wrote it.

799
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,684
You watch yourself.

800
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,453
You are one inch from being canceled.

801
00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:10,551
You know what your demographic is?

802
00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,722
Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.

803
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,068
A foot in the door, that's all it is.

804
00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:23,835
One toe at a time.

805
00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:28,572
Eh.

806
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:29,705
Hello?

807
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,443
Is this the Turnblad residence?

808
00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:33,450
Yes.

809
00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,611
Mr. Pinky speakin'.

810
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,952
Mr. Pinky from-from the dress shop?

811
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,218
Uh-huh.

812
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,555
I'd like Tracy
for our spokesgirl.

813
00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,082
You want Tracy to do what?

814
00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:44,094
Be our spokesgirl.

815
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,095
Be a spokesgirl?

816
00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:48,292
I think she'd be perfect.
I'd like to meet her...

817
00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:49,765
and discuss the details.

818
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,097
As soon as possible.

819
00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:54,263
OK, um, well, we'll have send
someone down to meet you.

820
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,272
Tonight, if you can.

821
00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:58,434
So, um, oh, OK.
Bye-bye, Mr. Pinky.

822
00:37:58,476 --> 00:37:59,443
Bye-bye.

823
00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:00,501
The Mr. Pinky?

824
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,535
From Mr. Pinky's hefty hideaway!

825
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,604
A spokesgirl?!

826
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,981
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, tell me I get a free caftan, tell me!

827
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,112
Oh, Tracy, I think perks like
caftans have to be negotiated.

828
00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:12,247
Maybe we should get you an agent.

829
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,281
OK. You be my agent.

830
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,293
What? Tracy Turnblad...

831
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:19,125
has fame gone to your head
and made you wacky?

832
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,289
Well, why not?

833
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,298
Who's goin' to look out for me...

834
00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,321
better than my mom?

835
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,300
Me, an agent?

836
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,667
You see me hobnobbin'
and drinkin' rum and cokes...

837
00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,331
with all those hoi pollois?

838
00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:29,464
And out-negotiating them.

839
00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,804
Oh, you're crazy.

840
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:35,275
Oh, Tracy, I haven't left
this house in-in years.

841
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,541
Then isn't it time you did?

842
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,138
Oh, no, Tracy.

843
00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:40,241
We'll have your father meet with him.

844
00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:42,809
L- I don't wanna be seen like this.

845
00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:43,820
Why not?

846
00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:46,118
I'll do it after my next diet.

847
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,647
That's when I'll do it.

848
00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:50,160
Ya see, the neighbors haven't
seen me since I was a size 10.

849
00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:51,627
Don't make me do it, Tracy.

850
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,995
Ma, it's changing out there.

851
00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,329
You'll like it.

852
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,062
People who are different.

853
00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:00,366
Their time is coming.

854
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,137
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around #

855
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,236
# Everybody's groovin'
to a brand-new sound #

856
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:11,214
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me #

857
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:14,046
# I know somethin's in ya
that you wanna set free #

858
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,020
# So let go, go, go of the past now #

859
00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:20,046
# Say hello to the love in your heart #

860
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,924
# Yes, I know that
the world's spinning fast now #

861
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,224
# You gotta get yourself
a brand-new start #

862
00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:28,060
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

863
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,863
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

864
00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,927
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

865
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:36,997
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

866
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,942
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

867
00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,809
# Welcome to the sixties #

868
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,280
# Oh-o-o-o-o oh #

869
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:48,877
# Hey, Mama, yeah, yeah, yeah #

870
00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:50,784
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

871
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,289
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun #

872
00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,657
# I haven't left this house since 1951 #

873
00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:59,185
# Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, take a chance #

874
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,427
# Oh, Tracy, it's been years
since someone asked me to dance #

875
00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:05,196
# So let go, go, go of the past now #

876
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,399
# Say hello to the light in your eyes #

877
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:11,135
# Yes, I know that the world's
spinning fast now #

878
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,871
# But you gotta run
the race to win the prize #

879
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,209
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

880
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,273
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

881
00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:22,285
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

882
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,311
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

883
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:28,018
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

884
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:31,056
# Welcome to the sixties #

885
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,562
Ma, you did it!

886
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,427
Oh, Tracy, I'm a little lightheaded.

887
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,059
There's so much air out here.

888
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,228
Can't we go someplace that's stuffy?

889
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,295
No, Ma, you're on your way.

890
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,508
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

891
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,775
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

892
00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:52,612
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

893
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,710
# Oh-o-o-o-o-o #

894
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,278
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

895
00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,517
Oh. They're so glamorous.

896
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:01,650
Wow.

897
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,456
It kicked.

898
00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:06,622
Let's toast to that.

899
00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:07,756
To a boy!

900
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,425
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

901
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,833
# Welcome to the rhythm
of a brand-new day #

902
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,700
# Take your old-fashioned fears #

903
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,295
# And just throw them away #

904
00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,864
# You should add some color
and a fresh new 'do #

905
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,569
# 'Cause it's time for a star #

906
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,204
# Who looks just like you #

907
00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,680
Ohh.

908
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,048
Ah!

909
00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:30,212
Oh!

910
00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,420
I thought we marked these down.

911
00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:36,483
What?

912
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:38,653
Ohh.

913
00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,066
Thank you, Nadine.

914
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,669
There's my shining star!

915
00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:51,299
Fantastic to meet you!

916
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,832
I'm Mr. Pinky.

917
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,139
It's so nice to meet you.

918
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:58,740
Ha ha! Tracy, is this your older sister?

919
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,682
Oh, my.

920
00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,687
Perhaps she'd like some
complimentary couture.

921
00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:04,745
Couture?

922
00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,518
Now, if you'll just sign here.

923
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:11,358
Flattery will not distract
Miss Turnblad's agent...

924
00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:13,295
from reading the fine print.

925
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,059
Her agent?

926
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,192
Tracy, eat your donuts.

927
00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:18,496
Let's talk.

928
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,525
Mm-hmm.

929
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,162
All right, let's see here.

930
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:23,662
All right. Now...

931
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:24,674
Mmm.

932
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:28,542
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No!

933
00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:30,945
I want a non-exclusive contract.

934
00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:33,506
Extensions by mutual option.

935
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,917
And I want you to absorb
my 15 percent commission.

936
00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,352
Not a dime over 10!

937
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,788
Throw in a bustier?

938
00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:43,226
Hmm.

939
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,751
54 double D?

940
00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,388
Triple E.

941
00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:48,898
I hit the mother lode!

942
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,560
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

943
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,762
Care for a Baby Ruth?
I got one right here.

944
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:55,237
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

945
00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:58,332
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

946
00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:01,503
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

947
00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:04,105
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

948
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:08,748
# Don't-cha let nobody
try to steal your fun #

949
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:11,846
# 'Cause a little touch of
lipstick never hurt no one #

950
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,722
# The future's got a million
roads for you to choose #

951
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:18,125
# But you'll walk a little taller
in some high-heeled shoes #

952
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,824
# And once you find the style
that makes you feel like you #

953
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:22,388
# Something fresh,
something new #

954
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,695
# Step on out, hear us shout #

955
00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,793
# Mama, that's your cue #

956
00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,464
# Ba da ba da-ba-da #

957
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,974
# Step on out, hear us shout #

958
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,108
# Mama, that's your cue #

959
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,584
# Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me #

960
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:46,249
# I'm the cutest chickie
that you ever did see #

961
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,884
# Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us #

962
00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,793
# Where is there a team
that's half as fabulous #

963
00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:54,525
# I let go, go, go of the past now #

964
00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:57,625
# Said hello to this red carpet ride #

965
00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,796
# Yes, I know that the world's
spinning fast now #

966
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:03,102
# Tell Lollobrigida to step aside #

967
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,472
# Your Mama's welcoming the sixties #

968
00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:08,501
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

969
00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:11,639
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby #

970
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,617
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

971
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,315
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

972
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:22,189
# Welcome to the sixties #

973
00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,820
# Open the door to the girl who has more #

974
00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:28,559
# She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go #

975
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,326
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #

976
00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:34,564
# Your mama's hip, your mama's in #

977
00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:36,368
# Hey, Mama #

978
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,807
# Your mama's lookin' at herself
and wonderin' "Where you been?" #

979
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,002
# Where you been? #

980
00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:42,069
# Your mama's lit, she's all aglow #

981
00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,773
# Your mama, what she's holdin' back #

982
00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:45,475
# Your mama's gotta let go, go, go #

983
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,007
# Welcome to the "six", to the "O" #

984
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:52,682
# To the apostrophe "s"
hey-yay, baby, yeah #

985
00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:53,883
# Oh-o-o-o-o #

986
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:01,729
# Oh, yeah #

987
00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,926
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #

988
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,868
# Oh-o-o-o-o-o,
oh-o-o-o-o-o #

989
00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:11,273
# Oh-o-o-o-o go,
go, Mama, go, go, go! #

990
00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,210
Mmm. Mmm.

991
00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:17,713
Wait till Dad sees you.

992
00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:19,215
Sees me?

993
00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:21,547
He never notices what I wear.

994
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:25,214
In 20 years, he's never even said to me,
"nice muumuu" or nothin'.

995
00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:26,552
Now he will.

996
00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:30,048
Well, maybe, if he leaves
that shop for 5 minutes.

997
00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:32,585
I swear, I don't know
what goes on down there.

998
00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:33,926
Well.

999
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:37,092
Mrs. Turnblad.

1000
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,659
I'd know whose mother
you were anywhere.

1001
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,432
Really?

1002
00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:42,598
Hello, Amber.

1003
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:44,368
Hello, Tracy.

1004
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,844
Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle.

1005
00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:50,506
Mrs. von Tussle is the station's manager.

1006
00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,742
Oh, the station manager.

1007
00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:56,378
Oh! Oh, it was so nice-a
you let her on that show.

1008
00:45:56,420 --> 00:46:00,447
Well, Tracy certainly has...
redefined our standards. Ha ha!

1009
00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,685
That's for sure.

1010
00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,488
Let me guess...

1011
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,518
brand-new dress?

1012
00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:06,961
Oh, yes.

1013
00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:08,692
Well, you'll stop traffic.

1014
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,063
Ha ha ha.

1015
00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,033
It was nice meeting you. Tracy.

1016
00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:17,934
Bye, Tracy.

1017
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,404
Ugh.

1018
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,607
Ma, don't listen to a word she says!

1019
00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:25,046
I'm takin' this back.

1020
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,106
Don't you dare.

1021
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,243
- I am.
- Don't you dare.

1022
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,843
Don't you know why she hates us?

1023
00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:32,617
She's afraid I'll beat Amber
for Miss Teenage Hairspray.

1024
00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,213
Really?

1025
00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:37,693
They can't put Tracy in special ed.

1026
00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:38,786
I won't have it.

1027
00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:41,161
I mean, even if I have to tutor her myself...

1028
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:42,893
they cannot hold my friend back.

1029
00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:44,798
- You're a saint.
- Mm.

1030
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:48,271
Oh, and it's totally not true about her
and the entire football team.

1031
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,602
I mean, please.

1032
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,666
Anybody can get grass stains
all over their back.

1033
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,134
Amber, stop it.

1034
00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:56,578
I'm sick-a you doin' that.

1035
00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:58,342
Just because she's a good dancer.

1036
00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,179
Uh! I'm sorry.

1037
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,082
You think that she can dance?

1038
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,280
Well, maybe you'd rather
have her as your partner.

1039
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,118
You could get sponsored by Goodyear.

1040
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,683
Excuse me. What is
going on back there?

1041
00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:13,790
Tracy, that's horrible.

1042
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,664
Mr. Flak does not have breasts.

1043
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,863
What? No. I would-I would never.

1044
00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:21,495
What... Oh.

1045
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:37,253
Oh, and Mr. Larkin,
perhaps you'd like to share...

1046
00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:40,882
with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's
immortal last words.

1047
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:43,524
"Kiss my ass"?

1048
00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:55,234
You didn't have to do that, Link.

1049
00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:56,569
Hey, no prob.

1050
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,508
Besides, looks like
a cool scene down here.

1051
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,840
Right.

1052
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,869
Hey, cool.

1053
00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,039
Hey, Tracy!

1054
00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:12,012
Not quite, huh?

1055
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,255
Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it.

1056
00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:17,760
Listen, man,
you ain't gotta stop now.

1057
00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,819
My mom's havin' a platter party tonight.

1058
00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,160
Y'all wanna come check it out?

1059
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:22,859
Now?!

1060
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,061
Would you mind if I, too, checked it out?

1061
00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,070
I've never been to North Avenue before.

1062
00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,696
Uh, well, would it be safe?

1063
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,331
You know, for us?

1064
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,535
Calm down, cracker boy.

1065
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,543
It's cool.

1066
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,703
Wow.

1067
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,770
Being invited places by colored people!

1068
00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:38,474
It feels so hip!

1069
00:48:38,515 --> 00:48:42,451
I'm glad y'all feel that way
'cause, uh, not many people do.

1070
00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:44,750
- Y'all know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah, that's right.

1071
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:47,154
# Hey! #

1072
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:49,886
# I can't see why people look at me #

1073
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,725
# And only see the color of my face #

1074
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:56,392
# Ah, yeah, then there's those that try
to help, God knows #

1075
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,732
# But always have to put me in my place #

1076
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,739
# But I won't ask you to be color-blind #

1077
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:06,140
# 'Cause if you pick the fruit then, girl,
you're sure to find #

1078
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:09,543
# The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice #

1079
00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:12,605
# I could say it ain't so but, darlin',
what's the use? #

1080
00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,777
# The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste #

1081
00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:17,912
# And that's where it's at #

1082
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,321
# Now, baby, run and tell that #

1083
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,688
# Now run and tell that #

1084
00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:24,591
# Run and tell that #

1085
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,925
# Hey, yeah! #

1086
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,261
# I can't see why people disagree #

1087
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:32,098
# Each time I tell 'em what
I know is true, oh, no #

1088
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:33,102
# And if you come #

1089
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,070
# And see the world I'm from #

1090
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:38,632
# I bet your heart is
gonna feel it, too, yeah #

1091
00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:41,542
# I could lie but, baby, let's be bold #

1092
00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:42,977
# vanilla can be nice #

1093
00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,981
# But if the truth be told #

1094
00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:47,609
# Blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice #

1095
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,882
# I could say it ain't so but, darlin',
what's the use? #

1096
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,152
# The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste #

1097
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,022
# And that's where it's at #

1098
00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:58,357
# Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that #

1099
00:49:58,395 --> 00:50:00,090
# Run and tell that #

1100
00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:01,620
# Go run and tell that #

1101
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:02,962
# Run and tell that #

1102
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,968
# Come on and run and tell that #

1103
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,128
# Run and tell that #

1104
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,636
# Hey, run and tell #

1105
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:08,865
# Go tell #

1106
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:11,169
# Run and tell that #

1107
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:14,811
Link!

1108
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,403
Link Larkin!

1109
00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:20,645
# Hey, yeah! #

1110
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,347
# Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah #

1111
00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:25,480
- Whoo!
- Hey!

1112
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,614
Whoo!

1113
00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,787
# Whoo! #

1114
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,384
Come here, girl.

1115
00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:33,362
This is my sister, Little Inez.

1116
00:50:33,397 --> 00:50:35,024
Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad.

1117
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,760
Good for you, girl.
You got on the show.

1118
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,529
- Well, you better be next.
- Ya got that right.

1119
00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,661
Oh, you know she is.
You better show 'em, girl.

1120
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,331
Yeah!

1121
00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:45,671
# I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride #

1122
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,405
# So give me five on the black hand side #

1123
00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:52,108
# I got a new way of movin'
and I got my own voice #

1124
00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:54,879
# So how can I help but
to shout and rejoice #

1125
00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:58,581
# Oh, the people 'round here
can barely pay their rent #

1126
00:50:58,622 --> 00:51:01,648
# They try to make a dollar
outta fifteen cent #

1127
00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:04,785
# But we got a spirit
money just can't buy #

1128
00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:09,322
# It's deep as a river
and soars to the sky, to the sky! #

1129
00:51:09,366 --> 00:51:12,767
# Hey, I can't see the reason it can't be #

1130
00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,896
# The kinda world where
we all get our chance #

1131
00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:15,962
# Aw, yeah #

1132
00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,303
# The time is now #

1133
00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,900
# So we can show 'em how
just turn the music up #

1134
00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:22,309
# And let's all dance, yeah, yeah #

1135
00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:25,610
# 'Cause all things are equal
when it comes to love #

1136
00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:28,743
# Well, that ain't quite true
'cause when push comes to shove #

1137
00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:31,754
# The blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice #

1138
00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:35,451
# They say it ain't so but, darlin',
what's the use? #

1139
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:38,359
# The darker the chocolate,
the richer the taste #

1140
00:51:38,395 --> 00:51:39,862
# And that's where it's at #

1141
00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:42,490
# Now, baby, baby, baby,
run and tell that #

1142
00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:45,699
# Run and tell that #

1143
00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:47,100
# Ah yeah, baby#
# Run and tell that #

1144
00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:49,037
# Go run and tell that #

1145
00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:55,341
# G-g-g-g-go home
and run and tell that #

1146
00:51:55,378 --> 00:52:02,443
# Yeah, yeah #

1147
00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:09,756
# Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah #

1148
00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,590
# Whoo! #

1149
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:14,426
- Go, baby!
- Whoo!

1150
00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:17,856
It was horrible.

1151
00:52:17,901 --> 00:52:19,994
Mom, he just danced on that bus...

1152
00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,560
with that great white whale
and those negroes.

1153
00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:22,867
No, honey.

1154
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:25,807
Reeling him back in is
the easiest thing in the world.

1155
00:52:25,842 --> 00:52:28,276
Remember, I control his career.

1156
00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:31,314
Ohh.

1157
00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:33,009
Now, don't worry.

1158
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:35,017
Mommy will take care of everything.

1159
00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:02,641
Are you all hungry
for some good fun?

1160
00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:05,436
# Yeah #

1161
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:09,941
# Bring on that pecan pie #

1162
00:53:09,986 --> 00:53:14,821
# Pour some sugar on it,
sugar, don't be shy #

1163
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:19,818
# Scoop me up a mess
of that chocolate swirl #

1164
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:23,697
# Don't be stingy,
I'm a growin' girl #

1165
00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:29,194
# I offer big love with no apology #

1166
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,573
# How can I deny
the world the most of me? #

1167
00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:38,377
# I am not afraid
to throw my weight around #

1168
00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:42,044
# Pound by pound by pound #

1169
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:47,819
# Because I'm big,
blonde and beautiful #

1170
00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:52,453
# Face the fact,
it's simply irrefutable #

1171
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:56,829
# No one wants a meal
that only offers the least #

1172
00:53:56,866 --> 00:54:00,768
# When, girl, we're servin'
up the whole damn feast #

1173
00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:06,568
Well, looks like y'all
took a step outta bounds.

1174
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:07,634
Now, who we got here?

1175
00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,611
Mom, I want you to meet my new friends.

1176
00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:12,240
This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad.

1177
00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:15,547
This is just so afro-tastic!

1178
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,382
And this young lady right here...

1179
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,320
is Penny Pingleton.

1180
00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,417
I'm very pleased
and scared to be here.

1181
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:27,920
Oh, now, honey. We got more reason
to be scared on your street.

1182
00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:29,829
Latoya, put that record down.

1183
00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,094
You gonna scratch it.

1184
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,101
Can't you keep your little girl...

1185
00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:33,102
Shall we dance?

1186
00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,330
Come on.

1187
00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:37,129
My name is Mike.

1188
00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:38,265
Mike?

1189
00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:40,003
Yes, Mike.

1190
00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:41,101
Mike who?

1191
00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:42,270
It's Mike.

1192
00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,280
Anyway, ahem...

1193
00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:46,214
I'm calling because
I have some information...

1194
00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,910
about your daughter's whereabouts.

1195
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,714
- What?
- Right now, as we speak...

1196
00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:53,280
your daughter has entered
a hotbed of moral...

1197
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,188
turpentine.

1198
00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:57,693
# Baby don't sleep #

1199
00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,854
# Baby don't eat #

1200
00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:04,799
# Baby just like another boink-boink #

1201
00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:07,735
Link, aren't you gonna get
in awful trouble for this?

1202
00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:09,568
I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad.

1203
00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:12,074
No, I mean in trouble
with someone else.

1204
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,804
Hmm. Maybe.

1205
00:55:14,844 --> 00:55:16,812
Maybe it's worth it.

1206
00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:20,111
I think knowin' you's the start
of a pretty big adventure.

1207
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,139
Ahh!

1208
00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,681
Tracy Edna Turnblad!

1209
00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:28,949
Ooh, we get any more
white people in here...

1210
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,482
this gonna be a suburb.

1211
00:55:32,862 --> 00:55:34,762
Do you know what I had to pay a cab...

1212
00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:36,265
just to consider comin' down here?

1213
00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:37,789
Oh, uh, Mom-

1214
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,995
No call. You just disappear.

1215
00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,504
And all mashed up against a crooner?

1216
00:55:42,539 --> 00:55:45,997
Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link.

1217
00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,837
Come on, we're goin'.

1218
00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:51,312
And, Penny, go home before
your mother shoots you.

1219
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,542
Miss Edna, is it?

1220
00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:54,846
Hi, I mean, you don't
have to rush off, you know.

1221
00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:57,045
Well, I do. I left my iron on.

1222
00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:58,748
Oh, your iron.

1223
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,119
Well, before you go...

1224
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,817
you sure you
wouldn't like to have...

1225
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,520
a little somethin' to eat?

1226
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:06,722
Mmm-mmm.

1227
00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:16,400
Is that braised?

1228
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:20,702
# Whoa oh oh oh oh oh #

1229
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:24,475
# Slice me off a piece
of that hogshead cheese #

1230
00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:25,503
# Whoo! #

1231
00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:26,776
# And take a look inside #

1232
00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:29,649
# My book of recipes #

1233
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:34,453
# Now, don't-cha sniff around
for somethin' fluffy and light #

1234
00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:39,121
# We need a man who brings
a man-size appetite #

1235
00:56:39,162 --> 00:56:44,293
# We'll use a pinch-a sugar
and a dash-a spice #

1236
00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:48,862
# I'll let you lick the spoon
because it tastes so nice #

1237
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:53,035
# We keep it in the oven
till it's good and hot #

1238
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:57,376
# Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot #

1239
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:02,852
# Because I'm big,
blonde and beautiful #

1240
00:57:02,886 --> 00:57:07,550
# There is nothin' 'bout us
that's unsuitable #

1241
00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:11,492
# Why sit in the bleachers
timid and afraid #

1242
00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:16,397
# When, Edna, you look
like the whole parade? #

1243
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:19,402
# They say that white
has might and thin is in #

1244
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,960
# Well, that's just bull #

1245
00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:22,938
# 'Cause, ladies, big is back #

1246
00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:26,271
# And as for black, it's beautiful #

1247
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,174
# All shapes and sizes follow me #

1248
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:35,447
# Who wants a twig when
you can climb a whole tree #

1249
00:57:35,601 --> 00:57:37,068
# Yeah, yeah #

1250
00:57:37,102 --> 00:57:43,041
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

1251
00:57:43,075 --> 00:57:45,566
Groovy, baby. Groovy.

1252
00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,087
Hello?

1253
00:58:20,346 --> 00:58:21,711
Hello?!

1254
00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:33,289
- Graah!
- Oh, my God!

1255
00:58:33,325 --> 00:58:36,055
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ah! You got me.

1256
00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,585
Ha ha ha!

1257
00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,066
Welcome, mmm,
to the Hardy-Har Hut.

1258
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,092
If we can't put a smile on your face,
your skin's too tight.

1259
00:58:44,136 --> 00:58:46,104
- Oh!
- Bop, bop.

1260
00:58:46,138 --> 00:58:48,265
- Oh.
- I got somethin' for ya. Yeah.

1261
00:58:48,307 --> 00:58:49,604
It's just in.

1262
00:58:49,642 --> 00:58:50,939
You're gonna love it.

1263
00:58:50,976 --> 00:58:52,273
Huh?

1264
00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:53,972
Oh.

1265
00:58:54,013 --> 00:58:55,878
Cigarette?

1266
00:58:57,149 --> 00:58:58,776
Ha ha ha.

1267
00:58:58,817 --> 00:59:02,685
Tempting but, uh... no, thanks.

1268
00:59:02,721 --> 00:59:03,949
- Ha ha ha!
- Oh.

1269
00:59:03,989 --> 00:59:05,786
Well, eh.

1270
00:59:07,393 --> 00:59:08,917
What can I do you for?

1271
00:59:08,961 --> 00:59:10,189
Something for the mister?

1272
00:59:10,229 --> 00:59:14,256
Sadly, there is no mister at the moment.

1273
00:59:14,299 --> 00:59:16,164
Beautiful woman like yourself?

1274
00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:18,328
My husband...

1275
00:59:21,106 --> 00:59:23,370
...accidentally suffocated.

1276
00:59:23,409 --> 00:59:24,808
You need a fella.

1277
00:59:24,843 --> 00:59:28,711
I do. I do need a fella.

1278
00:59:28,747 --> 00:59:33,514
And the way to a man's heart
is through his funny bone.

1279
00:59:33,552 --> 00:59:35,850
Now here's an icebreaker for ya.

1280
00:59:38,190 --> 00:59:40,886
Oh, Miss Maybelle,
you do throw a lovely party.

1281
00:59:40,926 --> 00:59:42,894
But what are you celebratin'?

1282
00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:45,659
Well, it's kind of an ending.

1283
00:59:45,698 --> 00:59:48,132
But it deserved to go out with a bang.

1284
00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,964
What ended?

1285
00:59:51,537 --> 00:59:52,697
Negro Day.

1286
00:59:52,738 --> 00:59:54,330
What?

1287
00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:57,467
All right. Time y'all knew.

1288
00:59:57,509 --> 01:00:01,570
velma von Tussle just told me
we have had our last show.

1289
01:00:01,613 --> 01:00:03,103
No.

1290
01:00:03,148 --> 01:00:05,514
Yeah, it seems our little show
was a nice little placeholder...

1291
01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:07,712
- but it was time to get some ratings.
- Aww!

1292
01:00:07,753 --> 01:00:10,051
I didn't wanna tell y'all up front.

1293
01:00:10,089 --> 01:00:12,717
I just wanted to have a little fun tonight.

1294
01:00:12,758 --> 01:00:15,056
But I practiced so hard.

1295
01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:17,654
Now I'll never get a chance
to be on the show.

1296
01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:19,391
Oh, you will be seen, baby.

1297
01:00:19,431 --> 01:00:20,420
I promise.

1298
01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:22,093
You can't have your own show?

1299
01:00:22,134 --> 01:00:23,601
Fine, you'll come dance with us.

1300
01:00:23,635 --> 01:00:25,227
Hmm. Honey.

1301
01:00:25,270 --> 01:00:27,067
You been dozin' off durin' history?

1302
01:00:27,106 --> 01:00:29,233
Yes, always.

1303
01:00:29,274 --> 01:00:32,243
Trace, black and whites ain't never danced
on Tv together.

1304
01:00:32,277 --> 01:00:34,768
Well, if we can't dance...

1305
01:00:34,813 --> 01:00:37,941
maybe we should just march.

1306
01:00:40,252 --> 01:00:42,243
Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's.

1307
01:00:42,287 --> 01:00:43,879
Better time slot, too.

1308
01:00:43,922 --> 01:00:44,911
Mm-hmm.

1309
01:00:44,957 --> 01:00:47,016
Like on the 11:00 news.

1310
01:00:47,059 --> 01:00:48,026
Ahh!

1311
01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:49,391
What y'all say?

1312
01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:50,986
Should we give this fine woman...

1313
01:00:51,029 --> 01:00:52,257
all the ratings she deserves?

1314
01:00:52,297 --> 01:00:54,026
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1315
01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:55,397
Hey, hey!

1316
01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:57,800
Well, it is a school night...

1317
01:00:57,836 --> 01:00:59,360
and I think we oughta call it a night.

1318
01:00:59,404 --> 01:01:02,305
Tell you what.
We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00...

1319
01:01:02,341 --> 01:01:05,469
and we will march on WYZT.

1320
01:01:05,511 --> 01:01:07,741
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1321
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:08,769
Yeah!

1322
01:01:08,814 --> 01:01:10,577
Tracy, you can't protest, hon.

1323
01:01:10,616 --> 01:01:12,607
I mean, these are lovely people...

1324
01:01:12,651 --> 01:01:14,414
but if you protest, you'll be on lists.

1325
01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:16,011
You'll be on files.

1326
01:01:16,054 --> 01:01:18,215
J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'...

1327
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:20,088
your cold, dead body in the grave.

1328
01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:21,251
Oh, Mother.

1329
01:01:21,293 --> 01:01:24,262
Link, we're going with them, right?

1330
01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:26,526
Walk with me.

1331
01:01:26,565 --> 01:01:30,331
You want your Belgian chocolate
animal droppings.

1332
01:01:32,304 --> 01:01:34,602
Dot dot. This store's for you.

1333
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,804
- Oh! What a treasure trove.
- Huh?

1334
01:01:38,844 --> 01:01:41,506
Come here, baby.

1335
01:01:41,547 --> 01:01:43,276
Don't be sad.

1336
01:01:43,315 --> 01:01:45,146
We gonna make it happen, OK?

1337
01:01:45,184 --> 01:01:46,276
Can I go?

1338
01:01:46,318 --> 01:01:47,649
Now, come on, now.

1339
01:01:47,686 --> 01:01:49,017
I can't be worried about you out there.

1340
01:01:50,556 --> 01:01:52,456
Trace...

1341
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:55,153
I been smilin' and dancin'
on this show for 3 years.

1342
01:01:56,328 --> 01:01:57,556
Mrs. von Tussle just promised...

1343
01:01:57,596 --> 01:01:59,291
I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant.

1344
01:01:59,331 --> 01:02:02,300
She's-she invited agents.

1345
01:02:02,334 --> 01:02:04,632
That's my shot, Trace.

1346
01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:06,365
I can't jeopardize that.

1347
01:02:06,405 --> 01:02:08,600
But it's what's right.

1348
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,471
I'm sorry, Trace.

1349
01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:13,307
I just think this adventure's...

1350
01:02:13,345 --> 01:02:14,642
a little...

1351
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,977
too big for me.

1352
01:02:18,717 --> 01:02:20,378
Oh, God. No, no, no.
That's not what I-

1353
01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:22,478
I get it, Link. It's your shot.

1354
01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:23,920
No, Trace, that's not what I-

1355
01:02:23,956 --> 01:02:24,945
It's fine.

1356
01:02:27,893 --> 01:02:29,360
Oh, hon.

1357
01:02:32,998 --> 01:02:35,057
I should go.

1358
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,658
Give him time.

1359
01:02:36,702 --> 01:02:38,727
He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you.

1360
01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:42,001
You have to say that,
you're my mother.

1361
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,271
Well, I know a little
somethin' about men.

1362
01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:49,542
And, my personal favorite,
x- ray specs.

1363
01:02:49,581 --> 01:02:51,276
You can see through anything.

1364
01:02:51,316 --> 01:02:54,877
Skin, clothes, you name it.

1365
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,251
Now, take your father.

1366
01:02:56,288 --> 01:02:59,121
And he's always downstairs
in that shop workin' late.

1367
01:02:59,157 --> 01:03:01,557
Do I take it personal? No.

1368
01:03:01,593 --> 01:03:04,221
Men always put their career first.

1369
01:03:04,263 --> 01:03:05,457
Remember that.

1370
01:03:05,497 --> 01:03:06,589
OK.

1371
01:03:06,632 --> 01:03:08,725
I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed.

1372
01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:09,893
All right, hon.

1373
01:03:09,935 --> 01:03:10,902
Night.

1374
01:03:10,936 --> 01:03:13,063
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1375
01:03:13,105 --> 01:03:15,130
I think I'm gonna go to bed, too.

1376
01:03:15,173 --> 01:03:17,107
Oh, I'm so tired.

1377
01:03:22,781 --> 01:03:26,080
You don't need those...

1378
01:03:26,118 --> 01:03:29,246
to see what's under these clothes.

1379
01:03:29,288 --> 01:03:31,984
There's a product that really works...

1380
01:03:32,024 --> 01:03:34,618
'cause these are phony
as a three dollar bill.

1381
01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:40,564
Incredible!

1382
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,464
I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf...

1383
01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:45,664
and you would remain completely obtuse.

1384
01:03:45,704 --> 01:03:46,671
Obtuse.

1385
01:03:46,705 --> 01:03:48,229
Yes, obtuse.

1386
01:03:48,273 --> 01:03:50,002
I flunked geometry.

1387
01:03:50,042 --> 01:03:52,738
Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!

1388
01:03:52,778 --> 01:03:54,370
Yeah.

1389
01:03:55,814 --> 01:03:57,805
Wait! How 'bout this?

1390
01:03:57,849 --> 01:03:59,316
OK.

1391
01:04:01,887 --> 01:04:04,253
# Those lips, those eyes #

1392
01:04:04,289 --> 01:04:05,620
# That food #

1393
01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:07,989
# Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #

1394
01:04:08,026 --> 01:04:09,926
# To get ya in the mood #

1395
01:04:09,962 --> 01:04:14,399
# Wilbur, can't ya feel the
burnin' flame of hot desire #

1396
01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:16,924
# You're gonna need
more than some seltzer #

1397
01:04:16,969 --> 01:04:19,437
# To put out this fire #

1398
01:04:19,471 --> 01:04:22,963
# I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- #

1399
01:04:23,008 --> 01:04:24,999
# "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' #

1400
01:04:25,043 --> 01:04:28,376
# You can't purchase
at a ten-cent store #

1401
01:04:28,413 --> 01:04:30,847
# Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #

1402
01:04:30,882 --> 01:04:32,543
# Come on and take me to the ball #

1403
01:04:32,584 --> 01:04:35,382
# I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #

1404
01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:37,581
# Get your hands on somethin' small #

1405
01:04:38,690 --> 01:04:40,317
# Because I'm a-big- #

1406
01:04:40,359 --> 01:04:41,553
# -blonde- #

1407
01:04:41,593 --> 01:04:43,686
# -and beautiful #

1408
01:04:43,729 --> 01:04:45,788
# It's time to face the facts #

1409
01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:48,356
# It's irrefutable #

1410
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,300
# Why waste one more minute #

1411
01:04:50,335 --> 01:04:52,530
# Now I feel brand spankin' new #

1412
01:04:52,571 --> 01:04:54,129
# Hey, Wilbur, take a look #

1413
01:04:54,172 --> 01:04:55,230
# It's all for #

1414
01:04:55,273 --> 01:04:56,535
You!

1415
01:04:56,575 --> 01:04:58,873
You?!

1416
01:04:58,910 --> 01:04:59,877
Ohh!

1417
01:04:59,911 --> 01:05:01,003
Edna.

1418
01:05:01,046 --> 01:05:04,641
Your wife! You said she was out! Oh!
Wait a minute!

1419
01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:05,877
Hi, hon.

1420
01:05:07,552 --> 01:05:10,749
Ma, you don't really believe
that he would do that.

1421
01:05:10,789 --> 01:05:13,223
You are never setting foot
on that show again.

1422
01:05:13,258 --> 01:05:14,850
You hear me?

1423
01:05:14,893 --> 01:05:18,556
I heard you the first 400 times, Ma.

1424
01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:43,347
- Hey.
- Huh.

1425
01:05:43,388 --> 01:05:44,650
Oh.

1426
01:05:49,094 --> 01:05:50,061
Daddy.

1427
01:05:51,096 --> 01:05:53,257
It wasn't me.

1428
01:05:53,298 --> 01:05:56,165
I had to improvise
a bed out of something.

1429
01:05:56,201 --> 01:05:57,600
Whoopee cushions?

1430
01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:00,929
That will play heck with my sciatica.

1431
01:06:01,973 --> 01:06:04,168
Oop. That one was me.

1432
01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:06,404
Oh. Oh.

1433
01:06:06,445 --> 01:06:08,777
Daddy, are you OK?

1434
01:06:08,814 --> 01:06:10,577
Ohh.

1435
01:06:10,615 --> 01:06:13,812
Tracy, you know...

1436
01:06:13,852 --> 01:06:18,789
these peepers have never
looked at another woman.

1437
01:06:18,824 --> 01:06:22,191
This heart only beats for size 60.

1438
01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:25,594
Daddy, you know what velma wanted.

1439
01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:27,757
She wanted me off the show.

1440
01:06:27,799 --> 01:06:32,133
And I knew that,
but how could she go that far?

1441
01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:35,435
Come here. Come here, little girl.

1442
01:06:35,474 --> 01:06:37,772
Little girl.

1443
01:06:37,809 --> 01:06:41,472
And then to just cancel
Negro Day like that.

1444
01:06:41,513 --> 01:06:44,380
Just to make sure that
nobody who's different...

1445
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,577
or who's black or Chinese...

1446
01:06:46,618 --> 01:06:49,246
or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds.

1447
01:06:49,287 --> 01:06:51,255
What are you talking? Stop it.

1448
01:06:51,289 --> 01:06:53,951
What are you talking?

1449
01:06:53,992 --> 01:06:56,222
I think I've been in a bubble or something.

1450
01:06:56,261 --> 01:06:59,958
Thinking that fairness
was just going to happen.

1451
01:06:59,998 --> 01:07:01,522
It's not.

1452
01:07:01,566 --> 01:07:04,797
I think people like me
are gonna have to get up...

1453
01:07:04,836 --> 01:07:09,170
off their father's laps and go
out there and fight for it.

1454
01:07:16,681 --> 01:07:19,115
Ahh. Your mother and I...

1455
01:07:19,151 --> 01:07:21,483
We don't see too far
past our front door.

1456
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,081
But you... see all the way to Schenectady.

1457
01:07:25,123 --> 01:07:28,991
So, if there's something
you need to stand up for...

1458
01:07:29,027 --> 01:07:32,554
don't ya listen to old dogs like us.

1459
01:07:32,597 --> 01:07:35,828
We need to learn some new tricks...

1460
01:07:35,867 --> 01:07:37,266
from you.

1461
01:07:37,302 --> 01:07:40,169
You don't need new tricks, Dad.

1462
01:07:40,205 --> 01:07:42,139
You need Mom.

1463
01:07:48,213 --> 01:07:50,511
She changed the locks.

1464
01:07:56,288 --> 01:07:57,812
Oh.

1465
01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:03,721
Good night, Daddy.

1466
01:08:12,404 --> 01:08:15,896
Aw, wow.

1467
01:08:15,941 --> 01:08:17,738
Come on, baby.

1468
01:08:22,113 --> 01:08:23,876
Honey, took me 5 years...

1469
01:08:23,915 --> 01:08:26,076
to figure out you were flirting.

1470
01:08:26,117 --> 01:08:28,415
How could I ever?

1471
01:08:30,088 --> 01:08:32,420
Well, she is very glamorous.

1472
01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:34,823
Edna.

1473
01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:42,060
She just makes me feel old.

1474
01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:43,590
Nonsense.

1475
01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:45,466
Doll!

1476
01:08:45,503 --> 01:08:47,437
You're spry as a Slinky.

1477
01:08:49,574 --> 01:08:51,838
I'm not talkin' to you.

1478
01:08:51,876 --> 01:08:56,245
# Styles keep a-changin',
the world's rearrangin' #

1479
01:08:56,281 --> 01:09:00,411
# But, Edna,
you're timeless to me #

1480
01:09:00,452 --> 01:09:04,081
# Hemlines are shorter,
a beer costs a quarter #

1481
01:09:04,122 --> 01:09:09,253
# But time cannot take what comes free #

1482
01:09:09,294 --> 01:09:12,593
# You're like a stinky old cheese, babe #

1483
01:09:12,631 --> 01:09:17,261
# Just gettin' riper with age #

1484
01:09:17,302 --> 01:09:19,770
# You're like a fatal disease, babe #

1485
01:09:19,804 --> 01:09:21,066
What?

1486
01:09:21,106 --> 01:09:24,940
# But there's no cure,
so let this fever rage #

1487
01:09:24,976 --> 01:09:28,969
# Some folks can't stand it,
say time is a bandit #

1488
01:09:29,014 --> 01:09:32,780
# But I take the opposite view #

1489
01:09:32,817 --> 01:09:35,411
# 'Cause when I need a lift #

1490
01:09:35,453 --> 01:09:37,216
# Time brings a gift #

1491
01:09:37,255 --> 01:09:41,316
# Another day with you #

1492
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:43,122
# A twist or a waltz #

1493
01:09:43,161 --> 01:09:45,288
# It's all the same schmaltz #

1494
01:09:45,330 --> 01:09:48,959
# With just a change in the scenery #

1495
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,332
# You'll never be old hat #

1496
01:09:51,369 --> 01:09:52,358
# That's that #

1497
01:09:52,404 --> 01:09:55,339
# You're timeless to me #

1498
01:09:58,009 --> 01:09:59,806
# Fads keep a-fadin' #

1499
01:09:59,844 --> 01:10:02,005
# Castro's invadin' #

1500
01:10:02,047 --> 01:10:05,915
# But, Wilbur,
you're timeless to me #

1501
01:10:05,950 --> 01:10:07,645
# Hairdos are higher #

1502
01:10:07,686 --> 01:10:09,813
# Mine feels like barbed wire #

1503
01:10:09,854 --> 01:10:14,052
# But you say I'm chic as can be #

1504
01:10:14,092 --> 01:10:17,186
# You're like a rare vintage ripple #

1505
01:10:17,228 --> 01:10:18,286
Thank you.

1506
01:10:18,330 --> 01:10:22,323
# A vintage they'll never forget #

1507
01:10:22,367 --> 01:10:25,928
# So pour me a teeny-weeny triple #

1508
01:10:25,970 --> 01:10:27,494
Any time!

1509
01:10:27,539 --> 01:10:29,837
# And we can toast the fact
we ain't dead yet #

1510
01:10:29,874 --> 01:10:30,841
What?

1511
01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:32,502
# I can't stop eating #

1512
01:10:32,544 --> 01:10:34,239
# Your hairline's receding #

1513
01:10:34,279 --> 01:10:35,405
Hey.

1514
01:10:35,447 --> 01:10:37,506
# And soon
you'll have nothing at all #

1515
01:10:37,549 --> 01:10:38,811
Never.

1516
01:10:38,850 --> 01:10:41,080
# So you'll wear a wig #

1517
01:10:41,119 --> 01:10:42,643
# While I roast a pig #

1518
01:10:42,687 --> 01:10:45,554
# Hey! Pass that Geritol #

1519
01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:46,852
I love pig.

1520
01:10:46,891 --> 01:10:48,984
# Glenn Miller had brass #

1521
01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:51,052
# That Chubby Checker's a gas #

1522
01:10:51,096 --> 01:10:54,691
# But they all pass eventually #

1523
01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:58,032
# You'll never be passé, hip-hooray #

1524
01:10:58,069 --> 01:11:01,232
# You're timeless to me #

1525
01:11:12,650 --> 01:11:14,743
Heh heh heh!

1526
01:11:23,128 --> 01:11:24,425
Grrr!

1527
01:11:52,857 --> 01:11:56,258
# You're like a broken-down Chevy #

1528
01:11:56,294 --> 01:12:00,287
# All I need is a fresh coat of paint #

1529
01:12:00,331 --> 01:12:04,734
# And, Edna, ya got me
goin' hot and heavy #

1530
01:12:04,769 --> 01:12:06,566
# You're fat and old #

1531
01:12:06,604 --> 01:12:09,266
- What?
- # But, baby, boring you ain't #

1532
01:12:09,307 --> 01:12:11,172
# Some folks don't get it #

1533
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,200
# But we never fret it #

1534
01:12:13,244 --> 01:12:16,771
# 'Cause we know
that time is our friend #

1535
01:12:16,815 --> 01:12:19,113
# Yeah, it's plain to see #

1536
01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,380
# That you're stuck with me #

1537
01:12:21,419 --> 01:12:25,355
# Until the bitter end #

1538
01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:29,292
# And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #

1539
01:12:29,327 --> 01:12:32,785
# Off the Turnblad family tree #

1540
01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:35,197
# You'll always hit the spot #

1541
01:12:35,233 --> 01:12:36,860
# Big shot #

1542
01:12:36,901 --> 01:12:39,529
# You're timeless to me #

1543
01:12:41,172 --> 01:12:45,131
# You'll always be du jour, mon amour #

1544
01:12:45,176 --> 01:12:47,644
# You're timeless to me #

1545
01:12:52,684 --> 01:12:57,121
# You'll always be first string #

1546
01:12:57,155 --> 01:13:00,420
# Ring-a-ding-ding #

1547
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:13,466
# You're timeless to me #

1548
01:13:15,206 --> 01:13:18,505
# You're timeless #

1549
01:13:18,543 --> 01:13:27,679
# To me #

1550
01:13:27,719 --> 01:13:29,050
Oh, Wilbur.

1551
01:13:34,325 --> 01:13:36,122
Tracy.

1552
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,559
Wake up, hon.

1553
01:13:37,595 --> 01:13:41,031
Wake up. Everything's good again.

1554
01:13:42,767 --> 01:13:45,065
Wilbur! Wilbur!

1555
01:13:45,103 --> 01:13:46,229
Uhh!

1556
01:13:47,572 --> 01:13:51,030
Seaweed, help pass
those signs out.

1557
01:13:51,075 --> 01:13:52,542
Give her one.

1558
01:13:52,577 --> 01:13:54,374
Hey, Jackie, we're over here.

1559
01:13:54,412 --> 01:13:57,074
Aw, you
lookin' good, Gertrude.

1560
01:13:57,115 --> 01:13:59,083
C'mon, y'all.
Here we go now.

1561
01:14:01,786 --> 01:14:02,946
Tracy!

1562
01:14:04,756 --> 01:14:06,883
You're gonna pay a heavy price.

1563
01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:08,256
I know.

1564
01:14:08,293 --> 01:14:10,193
You'll never dance on Tv again.

1565
01:14:10,228 --> 01:14:12,526
If I can't dance
with Seaweed and Little Inez...

1566
01:14:12,564 --> 01:14:15,032
then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all.

1567
01:14:15,066 --> 01:14:18,399
I just want tomorrow to be better.

1568
01:14:18,436 --> 01:14:21,872
# There's a light #

1569
01:14:21,906 --> 01:14:26,605
# In the darkness #

1570
01:14:26,644 --> 01:14:34,107
# Though the night
is black as my skin #

1571
01:14:34,152 --> 01:14:39,385
# There's a light burnin' bright #

1572
01:14:39,424 --> 01:14:43,258
# Showing me the way #

1573
01:14:45,463 --> 01:14:50,127
# But I know where I've been #

1574
01:14:51,302 --> 01:14:55,602
# There's a cry #

1575
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:58,973
# In the distance #

1576
01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:05,745
# It's a voice that comes
from deep within #

1577
01:15:05,783 --> 01:15:08,274
# Hey, yeah #

1578
01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:11,948
# There's a cry askin' why #

1579
01:15:11,990 --> 01:15:16,324
# I pray the answer's up ahead #

1580
01:15:18,496 --> 01:15:24,264
# 'Cause I know where I've been #

1581
01:15:28,873 --> 01:15:32,707
# There's a road #

1582
01:15:32,744 --> 01:15:36,908
# We been travelin' #

1583
01:15:36,948 --> 01:15:41,146
# Lost so many #

1584
01:15:41,185 --> 01:15:43,847
# On the way #

1585
01:15:45,523 --> 01:15:53,225
# But the riches will be plenty #

1586
01:15:53,264 --> 01:15:55,892
# Worth the price #

1587
01:15:55,933 --> 01:16:01,838
# The price we had to pay #

1588
01:16:01,873 --> 01:16:05,832
# There's a dream #

1589
01:16:05,877 --> 01:16:09,813
- # In the future #
- # Ooh-ooh #

1590
01:16:09,847 --> 01:16:12,441
# There's a struggle #

1591
01:16:12,483 --> 01:16:16,613
# That we have yet to win #

1592
01:16:18,389 --> 01:16:22,348
# And there's pride in my heart #

1593
01:16:22,393 --> 01:16:27,023
# 'Cause I know where I'm goin' #

1594
01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:29,033
# Yes, I do #

1595
01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:34,198
# And I know where I've been #

1596
01:16:34,238 --> 01:16:35,205
# Yeah #

1597
01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:38,800
# There's a road #

1598
01:16:38,843 --> 01:16:43,206
# We must travel #

1599
01:16:43,247 --> 01:16:45,374
# There's a promise #

1600
01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,714
# There is a promise #

1601
01:16:47,752 --> 01:16:49,117
# We must make #

1602
01:16:49,153 --> 01:16:51,383
# That we must make #

1603
01:16:51,422 --> 01:16:53,390
# But the riches #

1604
01:16:53,424 --> 01:16:55,619
# Oh, but the riches #

1605
01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:56,718
# Will be plenty #

1606
01:16:56,761 --> 01:16:59,730
# The riches will be plenty, yeah #

1607
01:16:59,764 --> 01:17:01,891
# Worth the risk #

1608
01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:04,060
# And the chances that we take #

1609
01:17:04,102 --> 01:17:08,061
# And the chances we take #

1610
01:17:08,106 --> 01:17:10,836
# There's a dream #

1611
01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:16,745
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #

1612
01:17:16,781 --> 01:17:18,078
# There's a struggle #

1613
01:17:18,116 --> 01:17:19,083
# Struggle #

1614
01:17:19,117 --> 01:17:21,847
# That we have yet to win #

1615
01:17:21,886 --> 01:17:24,582
# We have yet to win #

1616
01:17:24,622 --> 01:17:26,419
# Use that pride #

1617
01:17:26,457 --> 01:17:27,424
# Pride #

1618
01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:29,426
# In our hearts #

1619
01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:30,427
# To lift us up #

1620
01:17:30,461 --> 01:17:31,428
# Lift us up #

1621
01:17:31,462 --> 01:17:33,521
# Until tomorrow #

1622
01:17:33,564 --> 01:17:34,758
# Oooh #

1623
01:17:34,799 --> 01:17:40,396
# 'Cause just to sit
still would be a sin #

1624
01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:44,101
# I know it, I know it,
I know where I'm goin' #

1625
01:17:44,142 --> 01:17:52,277
# Lord knows I know #

1626
01:17:52,316 --> 01:17:56,616
# Where I've been #

1627
01:17:56,654 --> 01:17:58,622
# Oh, when we win #

1628
01:17:58,656 --> 01:18:02,285
# Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God #

1629
01:18:02,326 --> 01:18:07,127
# 'Cause I know where I've been #

1630
01:18:07,165 --> 01:18:12,296
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

1631
01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:14,634
Oh, yeah, amen!

1632
01:18:14,672 --> 01:18:15,639
Amen, amen!

1633
01:18:15,673 --> 01:18:16,867
That's right.

1634
01:18:16,908 --> 01:18:19,877
Tracy, hon, you don't
know what you're doing.

1635
01:18:19,911 --> 01:18:21,401
Yes, I do, Ma.

1636
01:18:21,445 --> 01:18:22,434
Hello, Miss Maybelle.

1637
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,469
Well, good evening, Miss Edna.

1638
01:18:23,514 --> 01:18:24,572
Nice-a you to join us.

1639
01:18:24,615 --> 01:18:25,809
She's got a lovely turnout.

1640
01:18:25,850 --> 01:18:27,545
Now I really think they
don't need you anymore.

1641
01:18:27,585 --> 01:18:28,745
You come home with me.

1642
01:18:28,786 --> 01:18:31,380
Oh.

1643
01:18:31,422 --> 01:18:33,652
No, we are not sending a camera crew.

1644
01:18:33,691 --> 01:18:37,024
They're protesting
our own station, dimwit.

1645
01:18:38,196 --> 01:18:39,857
Why is Channel Five there?

1646
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:43,667
Well, of course they're all Negroes.

1647
01:18:43,701 --> 01:18:45,134
And why would-?

1648
01:18:45,169 --> 01:18:48,332
Ahh! Ohh.

1649
01:18:48,372 --> 01:18:49,703
I know who would.

1650
01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:51,833
Oh, I know exactly who would.

1651
01:18:51,876 --> 01:18:53,844
2, 4, 6, 8!

1652
01:18:53,878 --> 01:18:55,903
Tv's got to integrate!

1653
01:18:55,947 --> 01:18:59,747
2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!

1654
01:18:59,784 --> 01:19:00,751
2, 4, 6, 8!

1655
01:19:00,785 --> 01:19:02,184
Oh, my God, no!

1656
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:03,346
Tv's got to integrate!

1657
01:19:03,387 --> 01:19:04,479
- No!
- Ma, come on.

1658
01:19:04,522 --> 01:19:05,648
The sound's not working.

1659
01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:06,884
You knew there'd be police.

1660
01:19:06,924 --> 01:19:09,552
- But I didn't know there'd be cameras.
- So?

1661
01:19:09,594 --> 01:19:12,062
Oh, I cannot be seen on television
at this present weight.

1662
01:19:12,096 --> 01:19:13,563
2, 4, 6, 8!

1663
01:19:13,598 --> 01:19:15,498
Tv's got to integrate!

1664
01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,364
2, 4, 6, 8!

1665
01:19:17,401 --> 01:19:19,494
Tv's got to integrate!

1666
01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:21,334
2, 4, 6, 8!

1667
01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:22,339
Tv's got to integrate!

1668
01:19:22,373 --> 01:19:23,567
Excuse me.

1669
01:19:23,608 --> 01:19:25,769
Is there some reason
we can't pass by peacefully?

1670
01:19:25,810 --> 01:19:28,142
I strongly suggest you
and your little friends...

1671
01:19:28,179 --> 01:19:30,909
head back to where you come from.

1672
01:19:30,948 --> 01:19:32,074
Hey, you don't have to be so rude.

1673
01:19:32,116 --> 01:19:33,174
Tracy!

1674
01:19:33,217 --> 01:19:35,208
It's all right, Tracy.
I can handle this.

1675
01:19:35,253 --> 01:19:37,221
'Scuse me. She was talking to you.

1676
01:19:37,255 --> 01:19:39,052
- Oh, Tracy!
- Oh!

1677
01:19:39,090 --> 01:19:40,887
Tracy, no.

1678
01:19:40,925 --> 01:19:42,859
You just assaulted a police officer, miss.

1679
01:19:42,894 --> 01:19:44,919
- No!
- I what?!

1680
01:19:44,962 --> 01:19:45,929
Assaulted?!

1681
01:19:45,963 --> 01:19:48,591
Enough! Hey!

1682
01:19:50,234 --> 01:19:51,895
All right, boys.

1683
01:19:51,936 --> 01:19:54,097
Let's take the whole lot in.

1684
01:19:54,138 --> 01:19:56,072
- No!
- Run, Tracy! Run!

1685
01:19:56,107 --> 01:19:59,736
2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!

1686
01:19:59,777 --> 01:20:02,905
2, 4, 6, 8!
Tv's got to integrate!

1687
01:20:02,947 --> 01:20:06,075
2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!

1688
01:20:06,117 --> 01:20:09,109
2, 4, 6, 8!
Tv's got to integrate!

1689
01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:11,621
And our cameras also
caught Tracy Turnblad...

1690
01:20:11,656 --> 01:20:14,750
the teenage Tv personality
and rabble-rouser.

1691
01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:16,589
Miss Turnblad brutally
attacked a sergeant...

1692
01:20:16,627 --> 01:20:18,151
with a blunt instrument
before fleeing the scene...

1693
01:20:18,195 --> 01:20:20,925
You see? You see?

1694
01:20:20,965 --> 01:20:23,024
If I let you leave the house...

1695
01:20:23,067 --> 01:20:25,592
right now you'd be in prison
fighting whores for cigarettes.

1696
01:20:25,636 --> 01:20:27,934
That Tracy Turnblad always
was a bad influence.

1697
01:20:27,972 --> 01:20:31,373
Well, you are never, ever gonna see that
beehived harlot again.

1698
01:20:31,409 --> 01:20:33,309
OK, Mother. Excuse me.

1699
01:20:33,344 --> 01:20:34,436
Penny?

1700
01:20:34,478 --> 01:20:36,207
Pray for her.

1701
01:20:36,247 --> 01:20:38,875
She's gonna need it.

1702
01:20:40,217 --> 01:20:42,014
Tracy! Tracy!

1703
01:20:42,053 --> 01:20:44,920
She's not here, I told you.

1704
01:20:44,956 --> 01:20:46,617
Hon, she knows...

1705
01:20:46,657 --> 01:20:48,090
if the cops are lookin' for her...

1706
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,491
this is the first place they'll come.

1707
01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:55,966
What this must-a put you through, Wilbur.

1708
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,433
I'm so sorry.

1709
01:20:57,468 --> 01:20:58,457
I'm not.

1710
01:20:58,502 --> 01:20:59,469
You're not?

1711
01:20:59,503 --> 01:21:00,470
I'm proud-a you.

1712
01:21:00,504 --> 01:21:01,630
You are?

1713
01:21:01,672 --> 01:21:04,334
Baby, somebody had to do somethin'.

1714
01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:08,311
'Course, we may be eating beans
for the next 10 years.

1715
01:21:09,513 --> 01:21:11,174
Bail for 20's kind of pricey.

1716
01:21:11,215 --> 01:21:13,149
You bailed all those people out?

1717
01:21:13,184 --> 01:21:14,651
Ya upset with me?

1718
01:21:14,685 --> 01:21:15,811
I'm sorry.

1719
01:21:15,853 --> 01:21:18,617
Hon, it just seemed like the right thing.

1720
01:21:18,656 --> 01:21:21,716
Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing.

1721
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:26,728
Knights in armor
don't come any shinier than you.

1722
01:21:26,764 --> 01:21:28,732
But where's our little girl?

1723
01:21:31,502 --> 01:21:32,833
Are you OK, Trace?

1724
01:21:32,870 --> 01:21:34,701
Oh, you have no idea.

1725
01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:36,998
Come on.

1726
01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:38,008
Thank you so much.

1727
01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:39,839
You're such a great friend.

1728
01:21:39,877 --> 01:21:41,674
Thanks.

1729
01:21:41,712 --> 01:21:44,180
Penny, the cops are looking for me
everywhere.

1730
01:21:44,215 --> 01:21:46,149
You could go to jail for helping me.

1731
01:21:46,183 --> 01:21:48,811
Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.

1732
01:21:51,522 --> 01:21:52,511
Oh, no.

1733
01:21:52,556 --> 01:21:54,023
- What?
- Your hair deflated.

1734
01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:55,355
Oh, let it.

1735
01:21:55,393 --> 01:21:58,021
It was just a symbol
of my conformity to the man.

1736
01:21:58,062 --> 01:21:59,222
You are so tough.

1737
01:21:59,263 --> 01:22:01,231
So, what do ya think?

1738
01:22:01,265 --> 01:22:02,755
Maybe you could live down here.

1739
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,927
I don't even know why we
have this room down here...

1740
01:22:04,969 --> 01:22:06,561
but there's food, water...

1741
01:22:06,604 --> 01:22:10,335
first aid kit, gas mask,
Russian-language books.

1742
01:22:10,374 --> 01:22:11,864
It's very well-insulated.

1743
01:22:11,909 --> 01:22:13,604
It won't be where you're going.

1744
01:22:13,644 --> 01:22:15,202
The police are on their way.

1745
01:22:15,246 --> 01:22:17,043
Mom, please don't send my best friend
to the big house.

1746
01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,378
Penny, hush.

1747
01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,316
You haven't heard the last
of me, Mrs. Pingleton.

1748
01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:21,511
Things need to change...

1749
01:22:21,552 --> 01:22:23,577
and I won't stop tryin' to change them.

1750
01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:25,054
I don't care how long it takes.

1751
01:22:25,089 --> 01:22:27,057
Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life.

1752
01:22:27,091 --> 01:22:28,217
Get the jump rope, Penny.

1753
01:22:28,259 --> 01:22:29,556
Mom, not the jump rope!

1754
01:22:29,593 --> 01:22:31,083
Don't you touch my canned tuna.

1755
01:22:32,229 --> 01:22:34,754
You wait till your father
gets out of prison.

1756
01:22:34,799 --> 01:22:37,199
You'll see more than a jump rope, missy!

1757
01:22:37,234 --> 01:22:40,533
A massive manhunt is
underway for Miss Turnblad...

1758
01:22:40,571 --> 01:22:43,597
who bludgeoned sergeant and
decorated Korean war veteran...

1759
01:22:43,641 --> 01:22:46,235
Mike Morris with a crowbar,
shattering his jaw...

1760
01:22:46,277 --> 01:22:47,904
That is a lie.

1761
01:22:47,945 --> 01:22:50,675
They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur.

1762
01:22:50,714 --> 01:22:51,908
They're tellin' lies.

1763
01:22:51,949 --> 01:22:53,246
Sergeant Morris is in critical condition.

1764
01:22:53,284 --> 01:22:54,751
This is such a Midol moment.

1765
01:22:55,786 --> 01:22:58,414
Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her.
Oh, that's her.

1766
01:22:58,456 --> 01:23:00,947
Is that you, Tracy?

1767
01:23:02,126 --> 01:23:04,424
Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy.

1768
01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:06,430
Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh...

1769
01:23:06,464 --> 01:23:08,227
practicing my new twist on the twist...

1770
01:23:08,265 --> 01:23:10,290
and I overheard it on the news.

1771
01:23:10,334 --> 01:23:13,599
I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned
an Eagle Scout.

1772
01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,229
That's just not like her.

1773
01:23:15,272 --> 01:23:16,432
Well, it's not true, I was there.

1774
01:23:16,474 --> 01:23:17,771
He didn't even bleed.

1775
01:23:17,808 --> 01:23:19,105
I shoulda been there...

1776
01:23:19,143 --> 01:23:20,940
beside her.

1777
01:23:20,978 --> 01:23:23,071
I can't sleep, I can't eat.

1778
01:23:23,114 --> 01:23:24,206
You can't eat?

1779
01:23:24,248 --> 01:23:26,409
Well, come on in and worry with us.

1780
01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:28,077
I'll make you some pork.

1781
01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:31,247
Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely...

1782
01:23:31,288 --> 01:23:33,688
positively, permanently punished.

1783
01:23:33,724 --> 01:23:37,182
You will live on a diet
of saltines and Tang...

1784
01:23:37,228 --> 01:23:40,720
and you will never leave
this room again.

1785
01:23:43,501 --> 01:23:45,969
Devil child! Devil child!

1786
01:23:53,711 --> 01:23:56,236
Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you.

1787
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,872
Penny, what happened to you?

1788
01:23:57,915 --> 01:23:59,678
She's punishing me
for harboring a fugitive...

1789
01:23:59,717 --> 01:24:00,706
without her permission.

1790
01:24:00,751 --> 01:24:02,343
What are you doing?

1791
01:24:02,386 --> 01:24:05,184
I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.

1792
01:24:10,728 --> 01:24:12,696
Oh, Seaweed, you do care.

1793
01:24:12,730 --> 01:24:15,790
I was afraid the colors of
our skin would keep us apart.

1794
01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,165
No. These knots might.

1795
01:24:18,202 --> 01:24:20,329
W- Was your mom in the navy?

1796
01:24:25,176 --> 01:24:29,943
# Once I was a selfish fool
who never understood #

1797
01:24:29,980 --> 01:24:32,141
# Never looked inside myself #

1798
01:24:32,183 --> 01:24:35,016
# Though on the outside, I looked good #

1799
01:24:35,052 --> 01:24:39,887
# Then we met and you made me
the man I am today #

1800
01:24:39,924 --> 01:24:44,224
# Tracy, I'm in love with you,
no matter what you weigh #

1801
01:24:44,261 --> 01:24:45,888
# 'Cause without love #

1802
01:24:45,930 --> 01:24:49,229
# Life is like the seasons
with no summer #

1803
01:24:49,266 --> 01:24:51,029
# Without love #

1804
01:24:51,068 --> 01:24:54,196
# Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer #

1805
01:24:54,238 --> 01:24:56,502
# Tracy, I'll be yours forever #

1806
01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:58,906
# 'Cause I never wanna be #

1807
01:24:58,943 --> 01:25:02,811
# Without love #

1808
01:25:02,846 --> 01:25:04,780
# Tracy, never set me free #

1809
01:25:06,116 --> 01:25:08,243
# No, I ain't lyin' #

1810
01:25:08,285 --> 01:25:09,775
# Never set me free #

1811
01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:12,721
# Tracy, no, no, no #

1812
01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:18,887
# Livin' in the ghetto,
black is everywhere ya go #

1813
01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,329
# Who'd've thought I'd love a girl #

1814
01:25:21,365 --> 01:25:24,232
# Whose skin was white
as winter snow? #

1815
01:25:24,268 --> 01:25:25,929
# In my ivory tower #

1816
01:25:25,970 --> 01:25:28,666
# Life was just a hostess snack #

1817
01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,731
# But now I've tasted chocolate #

1818
01:25:30,774 --> 01:25:33,072
# And I'm never going back #

1819
01:25:33,110 --> 01:25:34,941
# 'Cause without love #

1820
01:25:34,979 --> 01:25:38,415
# Life is like a beat
that you can't follow #

1821
01:25:38,449 --> 01:25:40,110
# Without love #

1822
01:25:40,150 --> 01:25:43,347
# Life is Doris Day at the Apollo #

1823
01:25:43,387 --> 01:25:45,617
# Darling, I'll be yours forever #

1824
01:25:45,656 --> 01:25:48,056
# 'Cause I never wanna be #

1825
01:25:48,092 --> 01:25:51,459
# Without love #

1826
01:25:51,495 --> 01:25:55,090
# So, darling, never set me free, no #

1827
01:25:55,132 --> 01:25:59,466
# I'm yours forever,
never set me free #

1828
01:25:59,503 --> 01:26:01,994
# No, no, no #

1829
01:26:05,075 --> 01:26:08,044
# If I'm left without my baby doll #

1830
01:26:08,078 --> 01:26:10,911
# I don't know what I'll do #

1831
01:26:10,948 --> 01:26:12,575
# Link, I've got to break out #

1832
01:26:12,616 --> 01:26:15,744
# So that I can get my hands on you #

1833
01:26:15,786 --> 01:26:20,246
# Girl, if I can't touch you,
then I'm gonna lose control #

1834
01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,851
# Seaweed, you're
my black white knight #

1835
01:26:22,893 --> 01:26:24,884
# I've found my blue-eyed soul #

1836
01:26:24,928 --> 01:26:27,658
# Sweet freedom is our goal #

1837
01:26:27,698 --> 01:26:30,064
# Trace, I wanna kiss ya! #

1838
01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:32,227
# Let me out at the next toll! #

1839
01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:34,032
# Without love #

1840
01:26:34,071 --> 01:26:37,006
# Life is like a prom that won't invite us #

1841
01:26:37,041 --> 01:26:38,338
# Without love #

1842
01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:42,175
# It's like getting my big break
and laryngitis #

1843
01:26:42,212 --> 01:26:43,645
# Without love #

1844
01:26:43,681 --> 01:26:46,912
# Life's a 45 when you can't buy it #

1845
01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:48,508
# Without love #

1846
01:26:48,552 --> 01:26:51,851
# Life is like my mother on a diet #

1847
01:26:51,889 --> 01:26:54,221
# Like a week that's only Mondays #

1848
01:26:54,258 --> 01:26:56,624
# Only ice cream, never sundaes #

1849
01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:59,288
# Like a circle with no center #

1850
01:26:59,330 --> 01:27:01,321
# Like a door marked "do not enter" #

1851
01:27:01,365 --> 01:27:04,232
# Darling, I'll be yours forever #

1852
01:27:04,268 --> 01:27:06,327
# 'Cause I never wanna be #

1853
01:27:06,370 --> 01:27:10,033
# Without love #

1854
01:27:10,074 --> 01:27:11,701
# Yes, now you've captured me #

1855
01:27:11,742 --> 01:27:14,540
# Without love #

1856
01:27:14,578 --> 01:27:16,842
# I surrender happily #

1857
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:19,542
# Without love #

1858
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:22,051
# Oh, Seaweed, never set me free #

1859
01:27:22,086 --> 01:27:23,246
# No, no, no #

1860
01:27:23,287 --> 01:27:25,050
# I ain't lyin' #

1861
01:27:25,089 --> 01:27:27,853
# Never set me free #

1862
01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:29,722
# No, no, no #

1863
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,421
# No, I don't wanna live without #

1864
01:27:31,462 --> 01:27:33,828
# Love, love, love #

1865
01:27:33,864 --> 01:27:35,559
# Pretty Penny little #

1866
01:27:35,599 --> 01:27:38,796
# Darling, you had best believe me #

1867
01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:42,533
# Never leave me without love #

1868
01:27:43,607 --> 01:27:44,574
Link.

1869
01:27:44,608 --> 01:27:46,075
Your pork is ready.

1870
01:27:46,110 --> 01:27:47,077
Uh, Mama, I-

1871
01:27:47,111 --> 01:27:48,442
You tryin' to hide her here?

1872
01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:50,413
Uh.

1873
01:27:51,715 --> 01:27:53,580
Why you ain't think-a that before?

1874
01:27:53,617 --> 01:27:54,914
Everything she done for us.

1875
01:27:54,952 --> 01:27:56,078
Where your manners at, boy?

1876
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,246
Ow! Well, I don't know.

1877
01:27:58,956 --> 01:28:00,514
And what about this one?

1878
01:28:00,557 --> 01:28:02,923
Seaweed's got a girlfriend.

1879
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,086
Inez, shut up.

1880
01:28:04,128 --> 01:28:05,595
- You.
- Oh.

1881
01:28:05,629 --> 01:28:07,927
So this is love.

1882
01:28:07,965 --> 01:28:09,830
Well, love is a gift.

1883
01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:11,698
Lotta people don't remember that.

1884
01:28:11,735 --> 01:28:14,101
So you two better brace yourselves...

1885
01:28:14,138 --> 01:28:16,163
for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you...

1886
01:28:16,206 --> 01:28:18,299
from a never-ending parade of stupid.

1887
01:28:18,342 --> 01:28:19,969
So you met my mom?

1888
01:28:23,814 --> 01:28:24,872
Hello?

1889
01:28:24,915 --> 01:28:26,644
- Mom?
- Tracy, are you OK?

1890
01:28:26,683 --> 01:28:27,945
- Yes, I'm safe.
- Oh, my God.

1891
01:28:27,985 --> 01:28:29,077
- Mom, listen.
- Where are you?

1892
01:28:29,119 --> 01:28:30,313
- I need your help.
- What?

1893
01:28:30,354 --> 01:28:32,618
Tomorrow's the Miss
Teenage Hairspray pageant.

1894
01:28:32,656 --> 01:28:33,623
Tracy, you-

1895
01:28:33,657 --> 01:28:34,919
I need you to come down to the station.

1896
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:35,925
Well-well, Tracy-

1897
01:28:35,959 --> 01:28:37,119
- Dress nice.
- What?

1898
01:28:37,161 --> 01:28:38,128
Penny will meet you out front.

1899
01:28:38,162 --> 01:28:39,220
Now let me talk to Dad.

1900
01:28:39,263 --> 01:28:41,060
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1901
01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:42,759
Turn your face this way.

1902
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,062
The other way. Go.

1903
01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:46,626
Everybody,
please take your seats.

1904
01:28:46,670 --> 01:28:50,003
The Miss Teenage Hairspray
pageant is about to begin.

1905
01:28:55,345 --> 01:28:57,813
Oh, you've come on a very exciting day.

1906
01:28:57,848 --> 01:29:00,715
It's our first live show.

1907
01:29:00,751 --> 01:29:02,150
Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.

1908
01:29:02,186 --> 01:29:04,416
Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.

1909
01:29:04,455 --> 01:29:06,923
She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha!

1910
01:29:08,192 --> 01:29:14,290
And we're live in 5, 4, 3...

1911
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:20,663
And now, broadcast live
in front of a live studio audience...

1912
01:29:20,704 --> 01:29:22,968
for the first time from the certified...

1913
01:29:23,006 --> 01:29:25,167
up-to-code WYZT studio...

1914
01:29:25,209 --> 01:29:28,838
it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray
spectacular.

1915
01:29:28,879 --> 01:29:30,744
- He's Corny.
- He's Corny.

1916
01:29:30,781 --> 01:29:34,114
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.

1917
01:29:34,151 --> 01:29:37,245
# What gives a girl power and punch #

1918
01:29:37,287 --> 01:29:38,811
# Is it charm, is it poise #

1919
01:29:38,856 --> 01:29:40,790
# No, it's hairspray #

1920
01:29:40,824 --> 01:29:44,191
# What gets a gal asked out to lunch #

1921
01:29:44,228 --> 01:29:48,255
# Is it brains, is it dough
No, it's hairspray #

1922
01:29:48,298 --> 01:29:50,960
# If you take a ride with
no can at your side... #

1923
01:29:51,001 --> 01:29:53,834
"and preserve our family
through our father. " Hmm.

1924
01:29:53,871 --> 01:29:56,738
"Let us make our father drink
wine, and let us lie with him. "

1925
01:29:56,773 --> 01:29:58,741
# You can take off in a rocket #

1926
01:29:58,775 --> 01:30:01,869
# And in outer space each
hair will be in place... #

1927
01:30:01,912 --> 01:30:03,539
Link, the agents are here. Look.

1928
01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:05,741
# Why take a chance when
you get up and dance? #

1929
01:30:05,782 --> 01:30:07,477
# If you twist, I insist #

1930
01:30:07,518 --> 01:30:10,419
# You use hairspray
and tell your mother... #

1931
01:30:10,454 --> 01:30:12,081
Maybe they'll sign us together.

1932
01:30:12,122 --> 01:30:13,214
# Her head she should smother #

1933
01:30:13,257 --> 01:30:16,158
# With Ultra Clutch faithfully #

1934
01:30:16,193 --> 01:30:17,353
Well?

1935
01:30:17,394 --> 01:30:20,625
There's no sign of her.
We're on every door. She's not inside.

1936
01:30:20,664 --> 01:30:22,894
Doesn't mean she won't try.

1937
01:30:22,933 --> 01:30:25,128
velma, I seriously doubt
this girl's gonna risk...

1938
01:30:25,168 --> 01:30:26,931
incarceration to win a pageant.

1939
01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:28,028
# That's me! #

1940
01:30:28,071 --> 01:30:29,902
I risked communicable diseases.

1941
01:30:29,940 --> 01:30:32,408
She'll certainly risk jail.

1942
01:30:32,442 --> 01:30:35,240
# Better than hairspray #

1943
01:30:35,279 --> 01:30:38,373
# That's me #

1944
01:30:38,415 --> 01:30:43,782
# Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh,
ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #

1945
01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:47,153
# Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #

1946
01:30:47,190 --> 01:30:50,387
# What makes a man
reach out and touch? #

1947
01:30:50,427 --> 01:30:52,190
# Ultra Clutch #

1948
01:30:53,964 --> 01:30:57,730
# So if you're a redhead,
a blonde, or brunette #

1949
01:30:57,768 --> 01:30:59,065
Whoo!

1950
01:30:59,102 --> 01:31:02,833
# Just take my advice
and you might just get #

1951
01:31:02,873 --> 01:31:06,707
# The only thing better
than hairspray #

1952
01:31:06,743 --> 01:31:09,576
# That's me #

1953
01:31:09,613 --> 01:31:10,580
Ah!

1954
01:31:10,614 --> 01:31:11,740
# He's Corny Collins #

1955
01:31:11,782 --> 01:31:15,377
# The only thing better
than hairspray #

1956
01:31:15,419 --> 01:31:17,250
- # Hairspray #
- Wow!

1957
01:31:17,287 --> 01:31:20,085
# That's me #

1958
01:31:22,726 --> 01:31:25,286
Hey, baby, you look like
you could use a stiff one.

1959
01:31:27,297 --> 01:31:32,098
# Whoo-ooo #

1960
01:31:32,135 --> 01:31:34,433
And we are out.

1961
01:31:35,639 --> 01:31:37,266
Link, you sprayed it right in my face!

1962
01:31:37,307 --> 01:31:39,002
What'd I tell you about that?

1963
01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:41,101
Stop! You guys.

1964
01:31:41,144 --> 01:31:42,111
Uh, powder.

1965
01:31:42,145 --> 01:31:43,339
And we're back.

1966
01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:44,904
5, 4.

1967
01:31:44,948 --> 01:31:45,915
Here?

1968
01:31:45,949 --> 01:31:47,109
3.

1969
01:31:48,986 --> 01:31:51,352
And now for the talent
portion of our competition...

1970
01:31:51,388 --> 01:31:52,616
our Councilettes...

1971
01:31:52,656 --> 01:31:55,454
in their Miss Teenage Hairspray
official dance-off.

1972
01:31:55,492 --> 01:31:56,459
Uh!

1973
01:31:59,997 --> 01:32:04,161
First off, we have the sunny
pride of Highlandtown, Darla.

1974
01:32:08,839 --> 01:32:11,171
Hello, Darla.

1975
01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,766
Miss Teenage Hairspray.

1976
01:32:12,809 --> 01:32:14,401
Your vote is for?

1977
01:32:14,444 --> 01:32:16,105
This little girl could power...

1978
01:32:16,146 --> 01:32:17,738
all of greater downtown Baltimore...

1979
01:32:17,781 --> 01:32:20,306
with her energy-Lou Ann.

1980
01:32:24,187 --> 01:32:25,984
Who are you voting for?
Lou Ann?

1981
01:32:26,023 --> 01:32:27,957
very good, thank you.

1982
01:32:30,661 --> 01:32:33,323
All right.

1983
01:32:33,363 --> 01:32:37,026
Ladies and gentlemen,
the almost too happy Tammy.

1984
01:32:47,544 --> 01:32:50,445
And thank you, Tammy.

1985
01:32:57,721 --> 01:32:59,120
Confirmed sighting.

1986
01:32:59,156 --> 01:33:00,123
What?

1987
01:33:00,157 --> 01:33:02,022
You three: Outside, now.

1988
01:33:02,059 --> 01:33:03,026
We can't go out th-

1989
01:33:03,060 --> 01:33:04,027
No, no. No buts. Out, out!

1990
01:33:04,061 --> 01:33:05,028
Out! Out, out, out, out!

1991
01:33:05,062 --> 01:33:06,689
Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle.

1992
01:33:06,730 --> 01:33:08,220
Whoo!

1993
01:33:11,902 --> 01:33:14,462
Aw, she's too cute, isn't she?

1994
01:33:14,504 --> 01:33:15,903
Hold it right there, Tracy.

1995
01:33:16,907 --> 01:33:18,465
Looking for someone?

1996
01:33:18,508 --> 01:33:20,703
All right, ladies and gentlemen.

1997
01:33:20,744 --> 01:33:22,712
- Ha.
- A what?

1998
01:33:22,746 --> 01:33:24,043
It was a diversion.

1999
01:33:24,081 --> 01:33:26,049
Oh, please, these people are
not capable of a diversion.

2000
01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:27,778
It's beyond their mental capacity.

2001
01:33:27,818 --> 01:33:28,910
I wouldn't be so sure, velma.

2002
01:33:28,952 --> 01:33:30,044
Oh, my God.

2003
01:33:30,087 --> 01:33:31,213
What if she's already in the building?

2004
01:33:31,254 --> 01:33:33,222
What if she's been here for hours...

2005
01:33:33,256 --> 01:33:34,723
and you've locked yourselves out?

2006
01:33:34,758 --> 01:33:35,884
What?

2007
01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:37,553
- Check the doors!
- Let's go!

2008
01:33:37,594 --> 01:33:39,221
It's locked!

2009
01:33:39,262 --> 01:33:40,422
They're all locked!

2010
01:33:40,464 --> 01:33:43,490
And now a fast girl
who loves to slow dance...

2011
01:33:43,533 --> 01:33:46,001
our own smooth-as-silk Shelley.

2012
01:33:47,437 --> 01:33:48,563
Ohh!

2013
01:33:48,605 --> 01:33:50,937
Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it.

2014
01:33:50,974 --> 01:33:52,100
Come on.

2015
01:33:52,142 --> 01:33:53,234
Put your backs into it, men.

2016
01:33:53,276 --> 01:33:54,538
Put your backs into it this time.

2017
01:33:56,213 --> 01:33:58,579
Come on, one more time.
One more time.

2018
01:33:58,615 --> 01:34:01,277
Come on, come on, come on.

2019
01:34:08,258 --> 01:34:10,453
Here's our little dynamic
duo from Conkling Street.

2020
01:34:11,995 --> 01:34:13,963
Double your fun
with Noreen and Doreen.

2021
01:34:13,997 --> 01:34:15,123
What is with you people?

2022
01:34:15,165 --> 01:34:16,928
I mean, how hard is it
to beat down a door?

2023
01:34:16,967 --> 01:34:19,231
That hairspray battering ram was heavy.

2024
01:34:19,269 --> 01:34:20,429
Heavy?

2025
01:34:20,470 --> 01:34:23,030
How could they be heavy, they're...

2026
01:34:23,073 --> 01:34:24,165
hollow.

2027
01:34:26,143 --> 01:34:27,474
Move it.

2028
01:34:27,511 --> 01:34:28,910
Let's get 'em. Let's go.

2029
01:34:48,298 --> 01:34:49,526
And, of course...

2030
01:34:49,566 --> 01:34:52,057
our three-time
Miss Hairspray champion...

2031
01:34:52,102 --> 01:34:55,071
the ever-charming, Amber.

2032
01:34:56,673 --> 01:34:57,640
Oh, my God.

2033
01:34:57,674 --> 01:35:00,336
You carried her in!

2034
01:35:00,377 --> 01:35:01,674
Go!

2035
01:35:10,387 --> 01:35:12,048
Ow!

2036
01:35:12,088 --> 01:35:13,146
It's locked.

2037
01:35:13,190 --> 01:35:14,157
Open it!

2038
01:35:15,525 --> 01:35:16,651
Let's give
a final round of applause...

2039
01:35:16,693 --> 01:35:19,253
to our Miss Teenage
Hairspray contestants.

2040
01:35:24,234 --> 01:35:25,201
Hey.

2041
01:35:33,043 --> 01:35:34,476
All right, all right.

2042
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:39,012
We are so close to announcing...

2043
01:35:39,049 --> 01:35:40,516
the new Miss Teenage Hairspray.

2044
01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:41,608
Look at that board.

2045
01:35:41,651 --> 01:35:44,677
What a nail-biter this one is turning into.

2046
01:35:46,022 --> 01:35:47,956
Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally.

2047
01:35:57,968 --> 01:35:59,367
It is my...

2048
01:35:59,402 --> 01:36:00,664
obligation...

2049
01:36:01,771 --> 01:36:03,830
to announce that Amber von Tussle...

2050
01:36:03,874 --> 01:36:05,865
Is about to get out-danced.

2051
01:36:07,410 --> 01:36:09,344
Tracy Turnblad!

2052
01:36:14,517 --> 01:36:15,779
What!?

2053
01:36:17,087 --> 01:36:19,715
# You can't stop an avalanche #

2054
01:36:19,756 --> 01:36:22,384
# As it races down the hill #

2055
01:36:22,425 --> 01:36:25,258
# You can try to stop the seasons, girl #

2056
01:36:25,295 --> 01:36:27,957
# But 'cha know you never will #

2057
01:36:27,998 --> 01:36:30,831
# And you can try
to stop my dancin' feet #

2058
01:36:30,867 --> 01:36:34,064
# But I just cannot stand still #

2059
01:36:34,104 --> 01:36:36,937
# 'Cause the world keeps
spinnin' round and round #

2060
01:36:36,973 --> 01:36:39,305
# And my heart's keepin' time
to the speed of sound #

2061
01:36:39,342 --> 01:36:41,503
# I was lost till I heard the drums #

2062
01:36:41,544 --> 01:36:43,910
- # Then I found my way #
- No.

2063
01:36:43,947 --> 01:36:45,744
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- Link!

2064
01:36:45,782 --> 01:36:47,807
# Ever since this old world began #

2065
01:36:47,851 --> 01:36:49,409
# A woman found out if she shook it #

2066
01:36:49,452 --> 01:36:50,749
# She could shake up a man #

2067
01:36:50,787 --> 01:36:51,754
# And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it #

2068
01:36:51,788 --> 01:36:53,085
This throne is mine!

2069
01:36:53,123 --> 01:36:54,920
# The best that I can today #

2070
01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:56,755
# 'Cause you can't stop #

2071
01:36:56,793 --> 01:36:57,987
Aah! Let me down!

2072
01:36:58,028 --> 01:36:59,290
# The motion of the ocean
or the sun in the sky #

2073
01:36:59,329 --> 01:37:01,923
# You can wonder if you wanna
but I never ask why #

2074
01:37:01,965 --> 01:37:03,592
# And if you try to hold me down #

2075
01:37:03,633 --> 01:37:04,827
# I'm gonna spit in your eye #

2076
01:37:04,868 --> 01:37:06,495
# And say #

2077
01:37:06,536 --> 01:37:09,630
# That you can't stop the beat #

2078
01:37:13,209 --> 01:37:14,574
They love you, Link.

2079
01:37:18,682 --> 01:37:19,671
Yeah?

2080
01:37:19,716 --> 01:37:20,808
Not for long.

2081
01:37:22,185 --> 01:37:24,346
Inez, come on!

2082
01:37:26,022 --> 01:37:27,284
Let's dance.

2083
01:37:31,661 --> 01:37:33,822
Little Miss Inez Stubbs!

2084
01:37:33,863 --> 01:37:35,160
Ladies and gentlemen.

2085
01:37:35,198 --> 01:37:36,495
Look at my baby go.

2086
01:37:44,708 --> 01:37:45,970
- Inez.
- Inez?

2087
01:37:52,048 --> 01:37:53,640
- Mm.
- Come on.

2088
01:37:59,556 --> 01:38:01,023
Oh! There you go!

2089
01:38:01,057 --> 01:38:02,024
Give her a hand, folks!

2090
01:38:02,058 --> 01:38:03,958
Little Miss Inez Stubbs!

2091
01:38:03,994 --> 01:38:06,053
Ladies and gentlemen.

2092
01:38:10,233 --> 01:38:15,865
# You can't stop a river
as it rushes to the sea #

2093
01:38:15,905 --> 01:38:18,703
# You can try to stop
the hands of time #

2094
01:38:18,742 --> 01:38:21,404
# But 'cha know it just can't be #

2095
01:38:21,444 --> 01:38:24,277
# And if they try to stop us, Seaweed #

2096
01:38:24,314 --> 01:38:27,147
# We'll call the N-double-A-C-P #

2097
01:38:27,183 --> 01:38:30,050
# 'Cause the world keeps
spinnin' round and round #

2098
01:38:30,086 --> 01:38:32,816
# And my heart's keepin' time
to the speed of sound #

2099
01:38:32,856 --> 01:38:35,017
# I was lost till I heard the drums #

2100
01:38:35,058 --> 01:38:37,458
# Then I found my way #

2101
01:38:37,494 --> 01:38:38,984
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2102
01:38:39,029 --> 01:38:41,293
# Ever since we first saw the light #

2103
01:38:41,331 --> 01:38:42,923
# A man and woman liked to shake it #

2104
01:38:42,966 --> 01:38:44,331
# On a Saturday night #

2105
01:38:44,367 --> 01:38:45,959
# And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it #

2106
01:38:46,002 --> 01:38:47,196
- # With all of my might #
- Mother!

2107
01:38:47,237 --> 01:38:48,829
# Today #

2108
01:38:48,872 --> 01:38:51,340
# 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean #

2109
01:38:51,374 --> 01:38:52,671
# Or the rain from above #

2110
01:38:52,709 --> 01:38:54,074
# They can try to stop the paradise #

2111
01:38:54,110 --> 01:38:55,338
Hello?! Hello?!

2112
01:38:55,378 --> 01:38:56,709
# We're dreamin' of
but you cannot stop #

2113
01:38:56,746 --> 01:38:58,145
# The rhythm of two hearts in love #

2114
01:38:58,181 --> 01:38:59,876
# To stay #

2115
01:38:59,916 --> 01:39:01,281
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2116
01:39:01,317 --> 01:39:03,251
Aah! Aah!

2117
01:39:03,286 --> 01:39:04,878
Ahh!

2118
01:39:04,921 --> 01:39:05,979
Amen.

2119
01:39:06,022 --> 01:39:08,650
I am now a checkerboard chick.

2120
01:39:09,759 --> 01:39:10,953
Penny!

2121
01:39:10,994 --> 01:39:12,256
No!

2122
01:39:15,732 --> 01:39:16,824
Aah!

2123
01:39:17,834 --> 01:39:18,823
Mommy.

2124
01:39:22,505 --> 01:39:23,733
Ow.

2125
01:39:28,478 --> 01:39:31,140
Live television: There's nothin' like it.

2126
01:39:31,181 --> 01:39:32,773
Penny!

2127
01:39:39,823 --> 01:39:42,314
And now, it's the moment
you've all been craving for.

2128
01:39:42,358 --> 01:39:44,155
We have to wait till
they go to commercial.

2129
01:39:44,194 --> 01:39:46,253
As you know, we've kept the lines open up
to the last minute.

2130
01:39:46,296 --> 01:39:48,594
And those lines have been
burnin' up our switchboard.

2131
01:39:48,631 --> 01:39:49,962
Never in the history of this pageant...

2132
01:39:49,999 --> 01:39:52,593
has there been such a surge of late voting.

2133
01:39:54,170 --> 01:39:55,637
Baltimore, you've picked a winner.

2134
01:39:56,840 --> 01:40:00,799
And the new Miss Hairspray is...

2135
01:40:00,844 --> 01:40:02,402
- Inez Stubbs!
- What?!

2136
01:40:02,445 --> 01:40:05,243
Inez, you done it! You did it!

2137
01:40:05,281 --> 01:40:06,942
How about that?

2138
01:40:06,983 --> 01:40:08,280
Yes!

2139
01:40:08,318 --> 01:40:09,751
Come on over here, Little Inez.

2140
01:40:09,786 --> 01:40:11,549
Go, babe!

2141
01:40:11,588 --> 01:40:12,816
Oh! Inez!

2142
01:40:12,856 --> 01:40:13,845
Oh, my God!

2143
01:40:13,890 --> 01:40:16,290
Ohh!

2144
01:40:16,326 --> 01:40:17,657
That's my baby!

2145
01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,127
That's my baby girl!

2146
01:40:24,634 --> 01:40:26,659
But... She's...

2147
01:40:26,703 --> 01:40:28,193
she's not even a candidate.

2148
01:40:28,238 --> 01:40:30,832
She just got a tidal wave
of calls, velma.

2149
01:40:30,874 --> 01:40:32,842
But this is invalid.
This is impossible.

2150
01:40:32,876 --> 01:40:34,673
Well, anyone who dances
for it is eligible.

2151
01:40:34,711 --> 01:40:37,771
Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk,
down at the bottom. OK.

2152
01:40:37,814 --> 01:40:41,147
Well, this also makes you the lead dancer
on The Corny Collins Show.

2153
01:40:43,186 --> 01:40:44,813
Ladies and gentlemen,
The Corny Collins Show...

2154
01:40:44,854 --> 01:40:47,322
is now and forever officially integrated!

2155
01:40:51,461 --> 01:40:53,156
Oh, oh! Oh!

2156
01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:58,697
All right. Yeah.

2157
01:41:01,371 --> 01:41:06,707
Interracial dancing has broken out
at the WYZT stage.

2158
01:41:06,743 --> 01:41:09,371
Just look at the crowd's reaction.

2159
01:41:09,412 --> 01:41:11,141
Back to you, Steve.

2160
01:41:11,181 --> 01:41:12,443
# I was lost till I heard the drums #

2161
01:41:12,482 --> 01:41:14,746
# Then I found my way #

2162
01:41:14,784 --> 01:41:17,378
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2163
01:41:18,388 --> 01:41:20,413
Amber, stop it!

2164
01:41:23,126 --> 01:41:25,356
I lost, Mom.
Let's just deal with it.

2165
01:41:25,395 --> 01:41:26,521
No, you did not lose.

2166
01:41:26,563 --> 01:41:28,554
You cannot have lost...

2167
01:41:28,598 --> 01:41:30,725
because I switched the damn tallies.

2168
01:41:30,767 --> 01:41:32,166
Smile, Miss Crabmeat.

2169
01:41:32,202 --> 01:41:34,432
You're on Candid Camera.

2170
01:41:36,239 --> 01:41:38,207
That was a good shot, don't you think?

2171
01:41:38,241 --> 01:41:39,265
Not bad.

2172
01:41:41,044 --> 01:41:43,774
Ha ha ha! What are you doing?

2173
01:41:43,813 --> 01:41:46,077
Get that away from me!

2174
01:41:46,115 --> 01:41:47,742
Go to commercial!

2175
01:41:47,784 --> 01:41:49,547
Go!

2176
01:41:49,586 --> 01:41:50,644
velma!

2177
01:41:58,494 --> 01:42:00,086
Pack your desk.

2178
01:42:00,129 --> 01:42:01,892
You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch.

2179
01:42:01,931 --> 01:42:03,421
Ha ha ha ha ha!

2180
01:42:03,466 --> 01:42:06,594
How can you taint a cancerous
can-a chemicals?

2181
01:42:06,636 --> 01:42:08,035
You're fired!

2182
01:42:08,071 --> 01:42:10,232
I ca-I can't be fired.

2183
01:42:10,273 --> 01:42:11,467
Oh, yeah?

2184
01:42:14,110 --> 01:42:16,237
Last chance
to join the dance, folks.

2185
01:42:16,279 --> 01:42:17,769
Everyone is welcome!

2186
01:42:17,814 --> 01:42:19,611
Wilbur.

2187
01:42:19,649 --> 01:42:23,107
Do it now, or forever wish you had.

2188
01:42:23,152 --> 01:42:24,278
Really?

2189
01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:25,810
Show 'em, baby.

2190
01:42:29,158 --> 01:42:31,126
Nobody can dance like you.

2191
01:42:38,968 --> 01:42:41,300
# You can't stop my happiness #

2192
01:42:41,337 --> 01:42:43,931
# 'Cause I like the way I am #

2193
01:42:43,973 --> 01:42:46,806
# And ya just can't stop
my knife and fork #

2194
01:42:46,843 --> 01:42:49,812
# When I see a Christmas ham #

2195
01:42:49,846 --> 01:42:52,644
# So if you don't like the way I look #

2196
01:42:52,682 --> 01:42:55,583
# Well, I just don't give a damn #

2197
01:42:55,618 --> 01:42:58,178
# 'Cause the world keeps spinnin'
round and round #

2198
01:42:58,221 --> 01:43:01,122
# And my heart's keepin' time
to the speed of sound #

2199
01:43:01,157 --> 01:43:03,091
# I was lost till I heard the drums #

2200
01:43:03,126 --> 01:43:05,788
# Then I found my way #

2201
01:43:05,828 --> 01:43:07,295
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2202
01:43:07,330 --> 01:43:09,321
# Ever since this old world began #

2203
01:43:09,365 --> 01:43:10,992
# A woman found out if she shook it #

2204
01:43:11,034 --> 01:43:12,194
# She could shake up a man #

2205
01:43:12,235 --> 01:43:14,032
# And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #

2206
01:43:14,070 --> 01:43:16,868
# The best that I can today #

2207
01:43:16,906 --> 01:43:18,271
# 'Cause you can't stop #

2208
01:43:18,308 --> 01:43:20,776
# The motion of the ocean
or the sun in the sky #

2209
01:43:20,810 --> 01:43:23,608
# You can wonder if you wanna
but I'll never ask why #

2210
01:43:23,646 --> 01:43:25,136
# And if you try to hold me down #

2211
01:43:25,181 --> 01:43:26,478
# I'm gonna spit in your eye #

2212
01:43:26,516 --> 01:43:28,279
# And say #

2213
01:43:28,318 --> 01:43:30,445
# That you can't stop the beat #

2214
01:43:39,595 --> 01:43:40,857
Whoa!

2215
01:44:00,249 --> 01:44:01,580
Oh! I love you!

2216
01:44:04,654 --> 01:44:05,416
You did great!

2217
01:44:07,423 --> 01:44:09,391
Corny, do something.

2218
01:44:09,425 --> 01:44:11,518
The show is turning to gumbo.

2219
01:44:11,561 --> 01:44:13,256
Not a chance, velma.

2220
01:44:14,430 --> 01:44:15,920
This is the future.

2221
01:44:17,867 --> 01:44:20,062
Maybelle, let's go.

2222
01:44:20,103 --> 01:44:21,866
This is your time.

2223
01:44:27,276 --> 01:44:28,607
Yeah.

2224
01:44:28,644 --> 01:44:29,941
All right, Miss buttercup.

2225
01:44:29,979 --> 01:44:32,004
It's time to wrap this mutha up.

2226
01:44:32,048 --> 01:44:33,345
# Oh, oh, oh #

2227
01:44:33,383 --> 01:44:34,941
- # You can't stop today #
- No!

2228
01:44:34,984 --> 01:44:38,181
# As it comes speedin' down the tracks #

2229
01:44:38,221 --> 01:44:39,245
# Ooh, child, yes #

2230
01:44:39,288 --> 01:44:40,880
# Child, yesterday is history #

2231
01:44:40,923 --> 01:44:41,947
Be gone!

2232
01:44:41,991 --> 01:44:43,618
# And it's never comin' back #

2233
01:44:43,659 --> 01:44:44,751
# Look ahead! #

2234
01:44:44,794 --> 01:44:46,989
# 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day #

2235
01:44:47,029 --> 01:44:49,224
# And it don't know white from black #

2236
01:44:49,265 --> 01:44:50,755
Yeah!

2237
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:52,768
# 'Cause the world keeps
spinnin' round and round #

2238
01:44:52,802 --> 01:44:55,566
# And my heart's keepin'
time to the speed of sound #

2239
01:44:55,605 --> 01:44:57,732
# I was lost till I heard the drums #

2240
01:44:57,774 --> 01:45:00,004
# Then I found my way #

2241
01:45:00,042 --> 01:45:01,805
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2242
01:45:01,844 --> 01:45:03,812
# Ever since we first saw the light #

2243
01:45:03,846 --> 01:45:05,541
# A man and woman
liked to shake it #

2244
01:45:05,581 --> 01:45:06,946
# On a Saturday night #

2245
01:45:06,983 --> 01:45:08,575
# And so I'm gonna
shake and shimmy it #

2246
01:45:08,618 --> 01:45:09,676
# With all of my might #

2247
01:45:09,719 --> 01:45:11,584
# Today #

2248
01:45:11,621 --> 01:45:14,055
# 'Cause you can't stop
the motion of the ocean #

2249
01:45:14,090 --> 01:45:15,455
# Or the rain from above #

2250
01:45:15,491 --> 01:45:17,186
# They can try to stop the paradise #

2251
01:45:17,226 --> 01:45:18,215
# We're dreamin' of #

2252
01:45:18,261 --> 01:45:19,319
# But you cannot stop #

2253
01:45:19,362 --> 01:45:21,125
# The rhythm of two hearts in love #

2254
01:45:21,164 --> 01:45:22,631
# To stay #

2255
01:45:22,665 --> 01:45:25,133
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2256
01:45:25,168 --> 01:45:32,572
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #

2257
01:45:32,608 --> 01:45:35,304
# Ever since we first saw the sun #

2258
01:45:35,344 --> 01:45:38,142
# A man and woman liked to shake it
when the day is done #

2259
01:45:38,181 --> 01:45:39,739
# And so we're gonna shake
and shimmy it #

2260
01:45:39,782 --> 01:45:42,546
# And have some fun today #

2261
01:45:42,585 --> 01:45:44,018
# 'Cause you can't stop #

2262
01:45:44,053 --> 01:45:46,487
# The motion of the ocean
or the rain from above #

2263
01:45:46,522 --> 01:45:49,116
# They can try to stop the
paradise we're dreamin' of #

2264
01:45:49,158 --> 01:45:50,682
# But you'll never stop the rhythm #

2265
01:45:50,726 --> 01:45:53,490
# Of two hearts in love to stay #

2266
01:45:53,529 --> 01:45:55,429
# 'Cause you can't stop the beat #

2267
01:45:55,465 --> 01:46:06,700
# You can't stop the beat #

2268
01:46:25,094 --> 01:46:27,562
# Ooh, ooh #

2269
01:46:31,067 --> 01:46:33,297
# Hey, old friend, let's look back #

2270
01:46:33,336 --> 01:46:36,703
# On the crazy clothes we wore #

2271
01:46:36,739 --> 01:46:39,367
# Ain't it fun to look back #

2272
01:46:39,408 --> 01:46:42,866
# To see it's all been done before #

2273
01:46:42,912 --> 01:46:45,380
# All those nights together #

2274
01:46:45,414 --> 01:46:48,042
# Are a special memory #

2275
01:46:48,084 --> 01:46:50,951
# And I can't wait for tomorrow #

2276
01:46:50,987 --> 01:46:54,047
# Just as long as you're
dancin' next to me #

2277
01:46:54,090 --> 01:46:56,888
# 'Cause it's so clear, every year #

2278
01:46:56,926 --> 01:46:58,484
# We get stronger #

2279
01:46:58,528 --> 01:46:59,961
# Stronger #

2280
01:46:59,996 --> 01:47:02,897
# 'Cause what's gone is gone,
the past is the past #

2281
01:47:02,932 --> 01:47:04,229
# Turn the radio up #

2282
01:47:04,267 --> 01:47:05,564
# And then hit the gas #

2283
01:47:05,601 --> 01:47:08,502
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #

2284
01:47:08,538 --> 01:47:11,905
# But we've got so far to go #

2285
01:47:11,941 --> 01:47:14,409
# I know the road seems long #

2286
01:47:14,443 --> 01:47:17,139
# But it won't be long
till it's time to go #

2287
01:47:17,179 --> 01:47:20,046
# So, most days, we'll take it fast #

2288
01:47:20,082 --> 01:47:23,745
# And some nights, we'll take it slow #

2289
01:47:23,786 --> 01:47:25,913
# I know we've come so far #

2290
01:47:25,955 --> 01:47:31,587
# But, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go #

2291
01:47:31,627 --> 01:47:33,754
# Oh, yeah #

2292
01:47:33,796 --> 01:47:35,161
# Baby #

2293
01:47:35,197 --> 01:47:37,097
# Hey, old friend, together #

2294
01:47:37,133 --> 01:47:40,762
# Side by side and year by year #

2295
01:47:40,803 --> 01:47:43,271
# The road was filled
with twists and turns #

2296
01:47:43,306 --> 01:47:46,434
# Oh, but that's the road
that got us here #

2297
01:47:46,475 --> 01:47:49,205
# Let's move past the bad times #

2298
01:47:49,245 --> 01:47:52,612
# But before those memories fade #

2299
01:47:52,648 --> 01:47:55,048
# Let's forgive but not forget #

2300
01:47:55,084 --> 01:47:57,917
# And learn from all
the mistakes we made #

2301
01:47:57,954 --> 01:48:00,616
# 'Cause it's so clear, every year #

2302
01:48:00,656 --> 01:48:02,521
# We get stronger #

2303
01:48:02,558 --> 01:48:03,786
# Stronger #

2304
01:48:03,826 --> 01:48:06,624
# So don't give up and don't say when #

2305
01:48:06,662 --> 01:48:09,256
# And just get back
on the road again #

2306
01:48:09,298 --> 01:48:12,165
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #

2307
01:48:12,201 --> 01:48:15,967
# But we've got so far to go #

2308
01:48:16,005 --> 01:48:18,030
# I know the road seems long #

2309
01:48:18,074 --> 01:48:20,872
# But it won't be long
till it's time to go #

2310
01:48:20,910 --> 01:48:23,970
# So, most days, we'll take it fast #

2311
01:48:24,013 --> 01:48:27,574
# And some nights, we'll take it slow #

2312
01:48:27,617 --> 01:48:29,608
# I know we've come so far #

2313
01:48:29,652 --> 01:48:34,885
# But, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go #

2314
01:48:34,924 --> 01:48:35,982
# Oh, yeah #

2315
01:48:36,025 --> 01:48:37,356
# Baby #

2316
01:48:37,393 --> 01:48:38,826
# Uh, uh, uh, uh #

2317
01:48:38,861 --> 01:48:41,591
# Hey, old friend, come
along for the ride #

2318
01:48:41,631 --> 01:48:44,259
# There's plenty of room so jump inside #

2319
01:48:44,300 --> 01:48:47,167
# The highway's bumpy
every now and then #

2320
01:48:47,203 --> 01:48:50,172
# But it's so much better
than where I've been #

2321
01:48:50,206 --> 01:48:53,107
# Just keep moving at your own speed #

2322
01:48:53,142 --> 01:48:55,667
# Your heart is all the compass
you'll ever need #

2323
01:48:55,711 --> 01:48:58,874
# Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on #

2324
01:48:58,914 --> 01:49:01,246
# 'Cause the rearview mirror
only shows what's #

2325
01:49:01,283 --> 01:49:03,683
# Gone, gone, gone #

2326
01:49:03,719 --> 01:49:06,620
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #

2327
01:49:06,656 --> 01:49:09,386
# Got so far to go #

2328
01:49:09,425 --> 01:49:10,483
# Ohh #
# Yeah #

2329
01:49:10,526 --> 01:49:13,689
# Ohh #

2330
01:49:13,729 --> 01:49:16,391
# 'Cause it's so clear, every year #

2331
01:49:16,432 --> 01:49:18,024
# We get stronger #

2332
01:49:18,067 --> 01:49:19,364
# Stronger #

2333
01:49:19,402 --> 01:49:21,165
# So shine that light #

2334
01:49:21,203 --> 01:49:22,534
# Take my hand #

2335
01:49:22,571 --> 01:49:24,903
# And let's dance
into the promised land #

2336
01:49:24,940 --> 01:49:27,807
# 'Cause I know we've come so far #

2337
01:49:27,843 --> 01:49:31,472
# But we've got so far to go #

2338
01:49:31,514 --> 01:49:33,539
# I know the road seems long #

2339
01:49:33,582 --> 01:49:36,449
# But it won't be long
till it's time to go #

2340
01:49:36,485 --> 01:49:39,386
# So, most days, we'll take it fast #

2341
01:49:39,422 --> 01:49:43,085
# But some nights, we'll take it slow #

2342
01:49:43,125 --> 01:49:45,252
# I know we've come so far #

2343
01:49:45,294 --> 01:49:50,357
# But, baby, baby,
we've got so far to go #

2344
01:49:50,399 --> 01:49:52,390
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #

2345
01:49:52,435 --> 01:49:54,062
# Yeah, yeah #

2346
01:49:54,103 --> 01:49:55,900
# Welcome to the sixties #

2347
01:49:55,938 --> 01:49:56,905
Stop!

2348
01:49:56,939 --> 01:50:00,431
# Stop telling me what to do #

2349
01:50:00,476 --> 01:50:01,738
Don't!

2350
01:50:01,777 --> 01:50:05,042
# Don't treat me like a child of two #

2351
01:50:05,081 --> 01:50:06,275
No!

2352
01:50:06,315 --> 01:50:09,910
# I know that you want what's best #

2353
01:50:09,952 --> 01:50:10,919
Please!

2354
01:50:10,953 --> 01:50:12,750
# But, Mother, please #

2355
01:50:12,788 --> 01:50:18,749
# Give it a rest! #

2356
01:50:18,794 --> 01:50:28,560
# Stop! Don't! No! Please! #

2357
01:50:28,604 --> 01:50:31,937
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2358
01:50:31,974 --> 01:50:35,307
# Once upon a time
when I was just a kid #

2359
01:50:35,344 --> 01:50:38,609
# You never let me do
just what the older kids did #

2360
01:50:38,647 --> 01:50:42,048
# But lose that laundry list
of what you won't allow #

2361
01:50:42,084 --> 01:50:45,611
# 'Cause, Mama,
I'm a big girl now #

2362
01:50:45,654 --> 01:50:49,112
# Once upon a time
I played with childhood toys #

2363
01:50:49,158 --> 01:50:52,321
# But now I'd rather play around
with older boys #

2364
01:50:52,361 --> 01:50:55,762
# So, if I get a hickey,
please don't have a cow #

2365
01:50:55,798 --> 01:50:57,823
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2366
01:50:59,168 --> 01:51:02,103
# Ma, I gotta tell you
that without a doubt #

2367
01:51:02,138 --> 01:51:05,801
# I get my best dancing lessons
from you #

2368
01:51:05,841 --> 01:51:08,901
# You're the one who taught me
how to twist and shout #

2369
01:51:08,944 --> 01:51:13,142
# Because you shout non-stop
and you're so twisted, too! #

2370
01:51:13,182 --> 01:51:14,877
# Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #

2371
01:51:14,917 --> 01:51:17,715
# Once I used to fidget
'cause I just sat home #

2372
01:51:17,753 --> 01:51:21,211
# But now I'm just like Gidget
and I gotta get to Rome! #

2373
01:51:21,257 --> 01:51:22,485
# So say, arrivederci! #

2374
01:51:22,525 --> 01:51:23,492
# Toodle-loo! #

2375
01:51:23,526 --> 01:51:24,925
# And ciao! #

2376
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:27,827
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2377
01:51:27,863 --> 01:51:31,856
# Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! #

2378
01:51:31,901 --> 01:51:38,237
# Stop! Don't! No! Please! #

2379
01:51:38,274 --> 01:51:40,435
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2380
01:51:40,476 --> 01:51:42,034
# Hey, Mama, say, Mama #

2381
01:51:42,077 --> 01:51:45,046
# Once upon a time
I was a shy young thing #

2382
01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:48,413
# Could barely walk and talk
so much as dance and sing #

2383
01:51:48,450 --> 01:51:51,851
# But let me hit that stage,
I wanna take my bow #

2384
01:51:51,887 --> 01:51:54,185
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2385
01:51:54,223 --> 01:51:55,690
# Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #

2386
01:51:55,724 --> 01:51:58,750
# Once upon a time
I used to dress up Ken #

2387
01:51:58,794 --> 01:52:02,025
# But now that I'm a woman,
I like bigger men #

2388
01:52:02,064 --> 01:52:05,522
# And I don't need a Barbie doll
to show me how #

2389
01:52:05,568 --> 01:52:07,798
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2390
01:52:07,837 --> 01:52:09,327
# Ooh, ooh, ah #

2391
01:52:09,371 --> 01:52:12,135
# Ma, you always taught me
what was right from wrong #

2392
01:52:12,174 --> 01:52:15,871
# And now I just wanna give it a try #

2393
01:52:15,911 --> 01:52:18,937
# Mama, I've been in the nest
for far too long #

2394
01:52:18,981 --> 01:52:23,042
# So please give a push
and, Mama, watch me fly #

2395
01:52:23,085 --> 01:52:25,451
# Watch me fly #

2396
01:52:25,487 --> 01:52:26,579
Show off.

2397
01:52:26,622 --> 01:52:29,716
# Someday I will meet
a man you won't condemn #

2398
01:52:29,758 --> 01:52:32,852
# And we will have some kids
and you can torture them #

2399
01:52:32,895 --> 01:52:36,092
# But let me be a star
before I take that vow #

2400
01:52:36,131 --> 01:52:38,326
# 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2401
01:52:38,367 --> 01:52:39,800
# Whoa-oh-oh #

2402
01:52:39,835 --> 01:52:41,700
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2403
01:52:41,737 --> 01:52:43,068
# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #

2404
01:52:43,105 --> 01:52:46,472
# Mama, I'm a big girl #

2405
01:52:46,508 --> 01:52:48,772
Ooh, such a big, big girl!

2406
01:52:48,811 --> 01:52:52,178
# I'm a big girl now #

2407
01:52:52,214 --> 01:52:59,418
# Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #

2408
01:52:59,455 --> 01:53:02,447
# Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #

2409
01:53:04,793 --> 01:53:07,921
# They came from way
far out in outer space #

2410
01:53:07,963 --> 01:53:11,558
# She's hard to miss
and so they landed on her face #

2411
01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:13,659
# She's got cooties! #

2412
01:53:13,702 --> 01:53:15,169
# They've found a place to nest #

2413
01:53:15,204 --> 01:53:16,262
# She's got cooties #

2414
01:53:16,305 --> 01:53:17,431
# Cooties #

2415
01:53:17,473 --> 01:53:19,065
# If I were her, I'd be depressed #

2416
01:53:19,108 --> 01:53:21,042
# Long tailed, sharp nailed #

2417
01:53:21,076 --> 01:53:23,101
# Fuzzy legs, laying eggs #

2418
01:53:23,145 --> 01:53:26,774
# Oh, no, ew! #

2419
01:53:26,815 --> 01:53:30,376
# In science class she's like
a walking show-and-tell #

2420
01:53:30,419 --> 01:53:33,445
# Her pet skunk ran away
'cause it couldn't take the smell #

2421
01:53:33,489 --> 01:53:34,956
# She's got cooties #

2422
01:53:34,990 --> 01:53:37,083
# Nobody wants to sit by her #

2423
01:53:37,126 --> 01:53:41,153
# No, don't need a coat
'cause she's got fur! #

2424
01:53:41,196 --> 01:53:43,164
# Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot #

2425
01:53:43,198 --> 01:53:45,325
# Glad I got my cootie shot! #

2426
01:53:46,669 --> 01:53:48,796
# Come on, boys,
let's stamp 'em out! #

2427
01:53:48,837 --> 01:53:50,737
# Uh-uh-uh-uh,
uh-uh-uh-uh #

2428
01:53:50,773 --> 01:53:52,365
# Cootie, cootie #

2429
01:53:52,408 --> 01:53:54,501
# Come on, boys #

2430
01:53:54,543 --> 01:53:55,703
# Cootie, cootie #

2431
01:53:55,744 --> 01:53:58,235
# Uh-uh-uh-uh,
uh-uh-uh-uh #

2432
01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,645
# Cootie, cootie #

2433
01:53:59,682 --> 01:54:01,274
# Come on, boys #

2434
01:54:01,317 --> 01:54:03,376
# Whoa, no, no, no #

2435
01:54:03,419 --> 01:54:04,647
# She's got cooties #

2436
01:54:04,687 --> 01:54:06,484
# She's just as friendly as can be #

2437
01:54:06,522 --> 01:54:07,819
# She's got cooties #

2438
01:54:07,856 --> 01:54:10,154
# She shows them cootie hospitality #

2439
01:54:10,192 --> 01:54:11,386
# She's got cooties #

2440
01:54:11,427 --> 01:54:13,895
# She's like a living Twilight Zone #

2441
01:54:13,929 --> 01:54:15,157
# She's got cooties #

2442
01:54:15,197 --> 01:54:17,324
# Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #

2443
01:54:17,366 --> 01:54:19,834
# Black, white, red, green #

2444
01:54:19,868 --> 01:54:21,495
# Every color in between #

2445
01:54:21,537 --> 01:54:23,232
# Dresses like a circus clown #

2446
01:54:23,272 --> 01:54:25,172
# Somebody oughta hose her down #

2447
01:54:25,207 --> 01:54:26,970
# Grew up in a cootie zoo #

2448
01:54:27,009 --> 01:54:31,002
# I bet her two-ton
Mama's got 'em, too! #

2449
01:54:31,046 --> 01:54:32,513
# She-she-she's coming! #

2450
01:54:32,548 --> 01:54:34,345
# She's got cooties #

2451
01:54:34,383 --> 01:54:36,317
# Somebody oughta hose her down #

2452
01:54:36,352 --> 01:54:37,683
# She's got cooties #

2453
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:39,688
# Oh, yeah #

2454
01:54:39,722 --> 01:54:41,189
# She's got cooties #

2455
01:54:41,223 --> 01:54:43,691
# Somebody oughta hose her down #

2456
01:54:43,726 --> 01:54:45,193
# She's got cooties #

2457
01:54:45,227 --> 01:54:46,854
# Yeah, yeah #

2458
01:54:46,895 --> 01:54:48,021
# She's got cooties #

2459
01:54:48,063 --> 01:54:50,361
# She's just as friendly as can be #

2460
01:54:50,399 --> 01:54:51,525
# She's got cooties #

2461
01:54:51,567 --> 01:54:54,092
# She shows them cootie hospitality #

2462
01:54:54,136 --> 01:54:55,694
# She's got cooties #

2463
01:54:55,738 --> 01:54:57,831
# This girly surely catch your eye #

2464
01:54:57,873 --> 01:54:59,033
# She's got cooties #

2465
01:54:59,074 --> 01:55:01,565
# She surely likes to
let her freak flag fly #

2466
01:55:03,412 --> 01:55:04,879
# Come on, boys #

2467
01:55:04,913 --> 01:55:06,073
# Let's jam #

2468
01:55:06,115 --> 01:55:07,377
# Let's hear it for Mama #

2469
01:55:07,416 --> 01:55:09,543
# Come on, boys, let's jam #

2470
01:55:09,585 --> 01:55:11,212
# Let's hear it for Mama #

2471
01:55:11,253 --> 01:55:13,551
# Come on, boys, let's jam #

2472
01:55:13,589 --> 01:55:15,056
# Let's hear it for Mama #

2473
01:55:15,090 --> 01:55:17,115
# Come on, boys, let's jam #

2474
01:55:17,159 --> 01:55:18,319
# Let's hear it for Mama #

2475
01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:19,987
# Black, white, red, green #

2476
01:55:20,029 --> 01:55:21,929
# Every color in between #

2477
01:55:21,964 --> 01:55:23,693
# Dresses like a circus clown #

2478
01:55:23,732 --> 01:55:25,597
# Somebody oughta hose her down #

2479
01:55:25,634 --> 01:55:27,329
# Grew up in a cootie zoo #

2480
01:55:27,369 --> 01:55:30,361
# I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #