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  1. (20:45:53) <@AlmightyGio> !giveownership Pieman
  2. (20:45:56) <@LemonMeringue> ^
  3. 01(20:46:07) <+Pieman> that'd be funny
  4. 01(20:46:13) <+Pieman> if tomcove came in as GeorgeRoshwin
  5. 01(20:46:15) <+Pieman> and really did that
  6. (20:46:15) <@AlmightyGio> I wish that would happen
  7. (20:46:21) <@LemonMeringue> ^
  8. (20:46:21) <@AlmightyGio> just to see the epic shit storm that would unfold
  9. (20:46:27) <@LemonMeringue> i don't think anything would happen
  10. (20:46:31) <@LemonMeringue> except me being delusered
  11. 03(20:46:39) * Joins: GeorgeRoshwin (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  12. 03(20:46:39) * ChanServ sets mode: +v GeorgeRoshwin
  13. (20:46:44) <@AlmightyGio> >_>
  14. (20:46:45) <@AlmightyGio> no
  15. (20:46:46) <@LemonMeringue> !kb GeorgeRoshwin fuck off
  16. 03(20:46:46) * ChanServ sets mode: -v+b GeorgeRoshwin *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  17. 03(20:46:46) * GeorgeRoshwin was kicked by ChanServ ((LemonMeringue) fuck off)
  18. 05(20:46:53) -ChanServ- Sorry, no ban found for Pieman.
  19. (20:47:10) <@smeddy> zhang on
  20. 05(20:47:13) -AuthServ- Warning: GeorgeRoshwin (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) authed to your account.
  21. (20:47:21) <@AlmightyGio> who is zhang?
  22. 03(20:47:22) * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  23. 03(20:47:24) * Joins: FredJohnson (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  24. 03(20:47:24) * ChanServ sets mode: +o FredJohnson
  25. (20:47:24) <@AlmightyGio> is that your b/f?
  26. (20:47:25) <@AlmightyGio> <_<
  27. (20:47:26) <@smeddy> I don't even remember what george roshwin is
  28. (20:47:27) <@FredJohnson> Hello friends
  29. (20:47:30) <+simpsonfreak17> FredJohnson
  30. (20:47:31) <@FredJohnson> My name is Fred
  31. (20:47:32) <+simpsonfreak17> u rap bad
  32. (20:47:32) <+simpsonfreak17> gtfo
  33. (20:47:38) <@FredJohnson> I daresay simpsonfreak17
  34. (20:47:41) <@FredJohnson> I do not rap at all
  35. 06(20:47:43) * +JODisBack np: Green Day - American Idiot (live) [04:32m/128kbps/44kHz]
  36. (20:47:45) <@AlmightyGio> HELLO FRED
  37. (20:47:48) <@FredJohnson> what is with these accusations that my rap skills are inadequate
  38. (20:47:55) <@FredJohnson> they are very hurtful
  39. (20:47:55) <@AlmightyGio> HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANY TECHNICAL ISSUES AS OF LATE?
  40. (20:47:58) <@LemonMeringue> the fuck is this
  41. (20:47:59) <@FredJohnson> and I suggest you apologize
  42. (20:48:01) <@LemonMeringue> !kb FredJohnson
  43. 03(20:48:01) * ChanServ sets mode: -o+b FredJohnson *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  44. 03(20:48:01) * FredJohnson was kicked by ChanServ ((LemonMeringue) Bye.)
  45. (20:48:02) <@LemonMeringue> stop it rex
  46. (20:48:03) <+JODisBack> pieman you suck at trying to be fred johnson
  47. (20:48:10) <@LemonMeringue> is that even rex
  48. 03(20:48:11) * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  49. (20:48:12) <@LemonMeringue> that doesn't seem like rex
  50. 03(20:48:12) * Joins: FredJohnson (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  51. 03(20:48:12) * ChanServ sets mode: +o FredJohnson
  52. (20:48:16) <+simpsonfreak17> ¯\(°_o)/¯
  53. (20:48:18) <@FredJohnson> Why yes Gio
  54. (20:48:20) <@AlmightyGio> I don't think rex is here atm
  55. (20:48:20) <@FredJohnson> I have
  56. (20:48:21) <@josh|gohabs> rex is ct.comcast
  57. (20:48:22) <@LemonMeringue> c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  58. (20:48:24) <@LemonMeringue> whodat
  59. (20:48:25) <@josh|gohabs> not ma.
  60. (20:48:27) <+JODisBack> yes because rex has the same IP as pieman
  61. (20:48:28) <@josh|gohabs> that's pieman
  62. (20:48:32) <@LemonMeringue> god dammit pieman
  63. (20:48:36) <@AlmightyGio> well, rex is here, but not active
  64. (20:48:37) <+JODisBack> idiot
  65. (20:48:41) <@AlmightyGio> he's currently idle
  66. (20:48:48) <@FredJohnson> One time I bought a toaster
  67. (20:48:54) <+simpsonfreak17> cool story bro
  68. (20:48:58) <@FredJohnson> but I couldn't find anywhere to buy toast
  69. (20:49:05) <@AlmightyGio> -_-
  70. (20:49:14) <@smeddy> wut rexisn't here, AlmightyGio
  71. (20:49:18) <@AlmightyGio> !kb fredjohnson you can do better than that!
  72. 03(20:49:18) * ChanServ sets mode: -o+b FredJohnson *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  73. 03(20:49:18) * FredJohnson was kicked by ChanServ ((AlmightyGio) you can do better than that!)
  74. (20:49:22) <+JODisBack> rex isn't in here
  75. (20:49:26) <@AlmightyGio> oh yeah, you're right, he's not
  76. 03(20:49:28) * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  77. 03(20:49:29) * Joins: FredJohnson (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  78. 03(20:49:30) * ChanServ sets mode: +o FredJohnson
  79. (20:49:30) <@AlmightyGio> I just assumed that he was
  80. (20:49:34) <@FredJohnson> well gio
  81. (20:49:35) <@AlmightyGio> without bothering to actually look
  82. (20:49:36) <@AlmightyGio> >___>
  83. (20:49:37) <@FredJohnson> there was this one time
  84. (20:49:43) <@FredJohnson> I got a new universal serial bus driver
  85. (20:49:48) <@smeddy> way to go, AlmightyGio
  86. (20:49:49) <@FredJohnson> but then i realized, I don't have a bus
  87. (20:49:54) <@FredJohnson> so I bought a universal serial bus
  88. (20:49:58) <@FredJohnson> it looked awful small for a bus
  89. (20:50:00) <@AlmightyGio> well, sometimes assumptions are not incorrect
  90. (20:50:04) <@FredJohnson> I'm not sure who rides in it
  91. (20:50:08) <@AlmightyGio> however, this last assumption was
  92. (20:50:10) <@FredJohnson> or what kind of license you need to drive it
  93. (20:50:17) <@FredJohnson> but this driver I bought must have been qualified
  94. (20:50:36) <@AlmightyGio> -_-
  95. (20:50:42) <@FredJohnson> Have I ever told you about George Roshwin's House of Canned Beans?
  96. (20:50:50) <+JODisBack> shut up fredjohnson
  97. (20:50:55) <+JODisBack> or should i said fredpieman
  98. (20:51:02) <+JODisBack> say*
  99. (20:51:03) <@FredJohnson> We are having a special guest act on Thursday night
  100. (20:51:09) <@FredJohnson> Tom Dunkle is rapping for us at 7pm est
  101. (20:51:12) <@FredJohnson> you should be there
  102. (20:51:17) <@FredJohnson> we're giving away free cans of beans
  103. (20:51:19) <@FredJohnson> and motherboards
  104. (20:51:52) <@FredJohnson> In Aisle 7 you can pick up copies of the latest issue of Beans Monthly
  105. (20:51:55) <@smeddy> !kb FredJohnson NO
  106. 03(20:51:55) * ChanServ sets mode: -o+b FredJohnson *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  107. 03(20:51:55) * FredJohnson was kicked by ChanServ ((smeddy) NO)
  108. 06(20:52:00) * @AlmightyGio goes to find another source of comic entertainment
  109. (20:52:07) <+JODisBack> someone had to do it
  110. 03(20:52:14) * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  111. 03(20:52:18) * Joins: FredJohnson (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  112. 03(20:52:19) * ChanServ sets mode: +o FredJohnson
  113. (20:52:27) <@FredJohnson> How do solid state drives work in Canada?
  114. (20:52:32) <@FredJohnson> They don't actually have any state
  115. (20:52:59) <+simpsonfreak17> xD
  116. (20:53:58) <@FredJohnson> I bought a watering can from The Home Depot
  117. (20:54:05) <@FredJohnson> but I can't get anything to come out when I tip it over
  118. (20:54:10) <@FredJohnson> where does the water come from?
  119. (20:54:14) <@AlmightyGio> :|
  120. (20:54:16) <@FredJohnson> Maybe the water leaked out
  121. (20:54:20) <@FredJohnson> there ARE holes in the top of it
  122. (20:54:27) <@FredJohnson> I should patch those up
  123. 06(20:55:11) * +JODisBack np: Deftones - Hole In The Earth [04:09m/224kbps/44kHz]
  124. (20:55:42) <@egraves7|SC2> !addban FredJohnson
  125. 03(20:55:42) * ChanServ sets mode: -o+b FredJohnson *!*@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
  126. 03(20:55:42) * FredJohnson was kicked by ChanServ ((egraves7|SC2) Bye.)
  127. 03(20:56:01) * Joins: FredJohnson (mibbit@c-75-68-229-204.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
  128. 03(20:56:02) * FredJohnson was kicked by ChanServ ((egraves7) Bye.)
  129. (20:56:05) <+JODisBack> hey egraves7|SC2
  130. (20:56:09) <@egraves7|SC2> hey JODisBack
  131. (20:56:11) <@AlmightyGio> Pieman's version of Fred Johnson is so bad that it's actually slightly funny
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