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- from /roommates/ - "Blueberry Cake": Edition
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59380114/#59393455
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- What pairings would count as having "bad sx" and which characters would you like to see in the chart? (I'm not a drawfg or anything, just asking outta curiosity)
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- First character I though of when I read this was Cheeky
- Sorta lazy
- Not selfish
- kinda awkward if you don't like the sxual comments and jokes
- not uncommunicative
- definitely not boring or clueless
- Very high sx drive
- A bit to confident
- A bit of a loud mouth when you hit the right spot
- A tad slobbish
- Mostly conservative during the first f-k to get a feel of what she's working with, quite a risk taker afterwards
- called someone else's name: no
- ignored safeword: no
- doesn't know what a safeword is: no
- cried (unsxily): sometimes
- kinkshamed: no
- mentioned their mom: no
- weird sx playlist: yes
- got injured: yes (probably from her scars acting up)
- injured someone else: probably when she tops with her fat hen body
- woke up neighbours: definitely
- did it in front of a pet: Haddock watched without them knowing
- texted, took a call, finished a chat: no
- I think its mostly accurate to her character, lemme know your thoughts
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- We were close. Even had Haddock mentioned
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- Ay f-king nice! Didn't expect anyone to actually draw over it, great art! Found the dumb chart in a /co/ thread and thought it would fit pretty well regarding roommate characters.
- Any other characters you guys want a take on? (once again not a draw friend myself, just a dumb writefg)
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- My favorite pair: Bonbon Mike
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- Bonbon x Mike:
- Both are not lazy at all, Bonbon is a hyperactive health nut and Mike is a bit of workaholic who constantly wants to be busy doing something
- Both have had selfish moments in the show but I wouldn't consider them selfish
- Bonbon is awkward and unaware of it and Mike is awkward and embraced by it
- I feel like they'd communicate clearly as long as human stuff isn't involved
- Bonbon sure ain't boring but Mike can be at times
- Bonbon would hyper fixated on Mike cause of his humanness and Mike would be fixated on Bonbon cause he's actually having sx with a girl (a rarity for him) so no distraction
- For cluelessness I really dunno, depends on if either of them are virgins or not. They would be a bit clueless about the interspecies stuff though, Mike f-king a human sized rabbit woman would be a bit jarring and confusing for him
- Something Bonbon does that Mike hates: Mention humie shit during sx or saying "this is just like my Japanese animes!"
- Something Mike does that Bonbon hates: Get tuckered out to early during sx and needing to take a breather
- Bonbon has a highish sx drive while Mikes is probably mid
- Bonbon is confident and Mike is low confidence and fears of being a disappointing f-k
- Bonbon is a bit of chatterbox while Mike isn't
- Bonbon is definitely a slob and Mike is a clean freak and stickler about it
- Bonbon likes to take risks sometimes while Mike is a bit conservative about sx
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- called someone else's name: Mike no, Bonbon once called Mike Bob during sx
- ignored safeword: both no
- doesn't know what a safeword is: both no
- cried (unsxily): Mike probably once, Bonbon no
- kinkshamed: Mike finds Bonbon's humie ftish weird but keeps it to himself
- mentioned their mom: both no
- weird sx playlist: Mike no, Bonbon probably has a Japanese sx playlist
- got injured: Mike probably pulls some muscles during sx when Bonbon wants to get into positions that require flexibility
- Injured someone else: Bonbon gets Mike into positions his out of shape body cant stretch into like hers
- woke up neighbors: definitely (Foxglove is probably listening intently on the second floor)
- did it in front of a pet: Both no but Goose has "seen" them f-k multiple times
- texted, took a call, finished a chat: Both no
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- Rackham and Beanie:
- Both seem to be a bit lazy
- Both not that selfish
- Rack is hella awkward while Beanie is only a bit
- There is some miscommunication between the two of them cause Rack is abysmal at talking about sx stuff during sx
- Neither are really boring
- Not much distraction
- Rack is clueless for the most part so Beanie has to take the leading role most of the time
- Something Rackham does that Beanie hates: She finds his crossdressing antics sad, pathetic, and hilarious at the same time (has agreed to do it ONCE while he crossdressed tho)
- Something Beanie does that Rackham hates: Her making fun of how incompetent he is at sex and how she has to do everything
- Rackham thinks he has a high sx drive but its actually low, Beanie pretends to have a low sx drive but its actually high
- Rackham acts confident but deep down he has ZERO confidence in himself while Beanie is a tad shy but starts becoming more confident the more they f-k
- Rackham might boast about his sxual conquest but Beanie likes to keep it private
- Both are a bit slobby but not Bonbon tier (Fred makes sure they stay tidy after all)
- Rack thinks he's a risk taker but besides crossdressing he has vanilla tastes in sx and Beanie takes risks sometimes
- next part in a sec
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- called someone else's name: Rack has definitely screamed Chichi at least once
- ignored safeword: Beanie does it sometimes when Rack tries to pu-y out during sx
- doesn't know what a safeword is: Both no
- cried (unsxily): Rackham definitely
- kinkshamed: Beanie does somtimes makes fun of his f-y crossdressing kink during sx (and Rack enjoys it)
- mentioned their mom: both no
- weird sx playlist: Besides Rack's ideas for sx while crossdressing? No
- got injured: I dont think so, they won't be that rough
- injured someone else: again no
- woke up neighbours: as always, definitely. Bonworth cant sleep and Fred is fuming when it happens also cause he cant sleep. Cheeky masturbates when it happens
- did it in front of a pet: No pet but Chichi has probably secretly watched before
- texted, took a call, finished a chat: Beanie has probably done it at least once when Rack was performing even more mediocre than usual.
- The main gist of this is that Rack sucks at sx
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- >>59394944
- >No pet but Chichi has probably secretly watched before
- Hot.
- >>59394892
- Painful to read lol
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- Yeah I won't lie about that, but Rack always does give off pathetic sx life vibes
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