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roommates - bad in bed

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  1. from /roommates/ - "Blueberry Cake": Edition
  2. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/59380114/#59393455
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  4. What pairings would count as having "bad sx" and which characters would you like to see in the chart? (I'm not a drawfg or anything, just asking outta curiosity)
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  6. First character I though of when I read this was Cheeky
  7.  
  8. Sorta lazy
  9. Not selfish
  10. kinda awkward if you don't like the sxual comments and jokes
  11. not uncommunicative
  12. definitely not boring or clueless
  13.  
  14. Very high sx drive
  15. A bit to confident
  16. A bit of a loud mouth when you hit the right spot
  17. A tad slobbish
  18. Mostly conservative during the first f-k to get a feel of what she's working with, quite a risk taker afterwards
  19.  
  20. called someone else's name: no
  21. ignored safeword: no
  22. doesn't know what a safeword is: no
  23. cried (unsxily): sometimes
  24. kinkshamed: no
  25. mentioned their mom: no
  26. weird sx playlist: yes
  27. got injured: yes (probably from her scars acting up)
  28. injured someone else: probably when she tops with her fat hen body
  29. woke up neighbours: definitely
  30. did it in front of a pet: Haddock watched without them knowing
  31. texted, took a call, finished a chat: no
  32.  
  33. I think its mostly accurate to her character, lemme know your thoughts
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  35. We were close. Even had Haddock mentioned
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  37. Ay f-king nice! Didn't expect anyone to actually draw over it, great art! Found the dumb chart in a /co/ thread and thought it would fit pretty well regarding roommate characters.
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  39. Any other characters you guys want a take on? (once again not a draw friend myself, just a dumb writefg)
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  41. My favorite pair: Bonbon Mike
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  43. Bonbon x Mike:
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  45. Both are not lazy at all, Bonbon is a hyperactive health nut and Mike is a bit of workaholic who constantly wants to be busy doing something
  46.  
  47. Both have had selfish moments in the show but I wouldn't consider them selfish
  48.  
  49. Bonbon is awkward and unaware of it and Mike is awkward and embraced by it
  50.  
  51. I feel like they'd communicate clearly as long as human stuff isn't involved
  52.  
  53. Bonbon sure ain't boring but Mike can be at times
  54.  
  55. Bonbon would hyper fixated on Mike cause of his humanness and Mike would be fixated on Bonbon cause he's actually having sx with a girl (a rarity for him) so no distraction
  56.  
  57. For cluelessness I really dunno, depends on if either of them are virgins or not. They would be a bit clueless about the interspecies stuff though, Mike f-king a human sized rabbit woman would be a bit jarring and confusing for him
  58.  
  59. Something Bonbon does that Mike hates: Mention humie shit during sx or saying "this is just like my Japanese animes!"
  60.  
  61. Something Mike does that Bonbon hates: Get tuckered out to early during sx and needing to take a breather
  62.  
  63. Bonbon has a highish sx drive while Mikes is probably mid
  64.  
  65. Bonbon is confident and Mike is low confidence and fears of being a disappointing f-k
  66.  
  67. Bonbon is a bit of chatterbox while Mike isn't
  68.  
  69. Bonbon is definitely a slob and Mike is a clean freak and stickler about it
  70.  
  71. Bonbon likes to take risks sometimes while Mike is a bit conservative about sx
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  73. called someone else's name: Mike no, Bonbon once called Mike Bob during sx
  74.  
  75. ignored safeword: both no
  76.  
  77. doesn't know what a safeword is: both no
  78.  
  79. cried (unsxily): Mike probably once, Bonbon no
  80.  
  81. kinkshamed: Mike finds Bonbon's humie ftish weird but keeps it to himself
  82.  
  83. mentioned their mom: both no
  84.  
  85. weird sx playlist: Mike no, Bonbon probably has a Japanese sx playlist
  86.  
  87. got injured: Mike probably pulls some muscles during sx when Bonbon wants to get into positions that require flexibility
  88.  
  89. Injured someone else: Bonbon gets Mike into positions his out of shape body cant stretch into like hers
  90.  
  91. woke up neighbors: definitely (Foxglove is probably listening intently on the second floor)
  92.  
  93. did it in front of a pet: Both no but Goose has "seen" them f-k multiple times
  94.  
  95. texted, took a call, finished a chat: Both no
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  97. Rackham and Beanie:
  98.  
  99. Both seem to be a bit lazy
  100. Both not that selfish
  101. Rack is hella awkward while Beanie is only a bit
  102. There is some miscommunication between the two of them cause Rack is abysmal at talking about sx stuff during sx
  103. Neither are really boring
  104. Not much distraction
  105. Rack is clueless for the most part so Beanie has to take the leading role most of the time
  106.  
  107. Something Rackham does that Beanie hates: She finds his crossdressing antics sad, pathetic, and hilarious at the same time (has agreed to do it ONCE while he crossdressed tho)
  108. Something Beanie does that Rackham hates: Her making fun of how incompetent he is at sex and how she has to do everything
  109.  
  110. Rackham thinks he has a high sx drive but its actually low, Beanie pretends to have a low sx drive but its actually high
  111. Rackham acts confident but deep down he has ZERO confidence in himself while Beanie is a tad shy but starts becoming more confident the more they f-k
  112. Rackham might boast about his sxual conquest but Beanie likes to keep it private
  113. Both are a bit slobby but not Bonbon tier (Fred makes sure they stay tidy after all)
  114. Rack thinks he's a risk taker but besides crossdressing he has vanilla tastes in sx and Beanie takes risks sometimes
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  116. next part in a sec
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  118. called someone else's name: Rack has definitely screamed Chichi at least once
  119. ignored safeword: Beanie does it sometimes when Rack tries to pu-y out during sx
  120. doesn't know what a safeword is: Both no
  121. cried (unsxily): Rackham definitely
  122. kinkshamed: Beanie does somtimes makes fun of his f-y crossdressing kink during sx (and Rack enjoys it)
  123. mentioned their mom: both no
  124. weird sx playlist: Besides Rack's ideas for sx while crossdressing? No
  125. got injured: I dont think so, they won't be that rough
  126. injured someone else: again no
  127. woke up neighbours: as always, definitely. Bonworth cant sleep and Fred is fuming when it happens also cause he cant sleep. Cheeky masturbates when it happens
  128. did it in front of a pet: No pet but Chichi has probably secretly watched before
  129. texted, took a call, finished a chat: Beanie has probably done it at least once when Rack was performing even more mediocre than usual.
  130.  
  131. The main gist of this is that Rack sucks at sx
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  133. >>59394944
  134. >No pet but Chichi has probably secretly watched before
  135. Hot.
  136. >>59394892
  137. Painful to read lol
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  139. Yeah I won't lie about that, but Rack always does give off pathetic sx life vibes
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