Ruben Brandt, Collector (2018)

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Hey!

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Help me! Help me!

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My nightmares are getting
stronger and stronger.

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Characters from famous paintings
continue to attack me.

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This time, it was
Velázquez's Infanta Margarita,

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and Frank Duveneck's Whistling Boy.

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I haven't had a good night's
sleep in three weeks now.

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<i>We'll have low temperatures
of 20 degrees and highs near 27.</i>

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<i>Mostly sunny and dry for the weekend.
Lowest relative humidity: 25 percent.</i>

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<i>Breaking News!
Approximately 30 minutes ago</i>

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<i>Paris Police announced
that the priceless</i>

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<i>fan owned by Egyptian pharaoh Cleopatra
was stolen from the Louvre Museum.</i>

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<i>Witnesses reported that a young
woman in black broke the glass case</i>

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<i>containing the fan and then escaped by
doing a back flip out of the window,</i>

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<i>and speeding off in a red Mercedes in the
direction of the Place de la Concorde.</i>

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Bonjour, Madame!

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Mademoiselle!

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Well, Mademoiselle... you didn't come
to Paris to steal that fan, did you?

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Non, détective Kowalski. I just
wanted to give you something to do.

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Oh, Margaret,
this city is just so romantic!

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Oh, George!

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I wish we could stay in Paris forever.

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How about another bottle of wine?

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Waiter, please!

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Impressive.

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Mom, I'm old enough, I can
take care of myself...

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Mademoiselle! You were sent
to steal the Regent Diamond!

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Not bad for a Frenchman.

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I'm not French.

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Obviously.

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Why the fan?

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Because beauty shouldn't be locked away.

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Some beauties must be locked away.

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Well, then choose wisely, mon chéri!

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No, no, no, no, no...! Don't...!

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Damn!

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Polyart Clinic! May I help you?

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Good afternoon, this is Mimi.
Could I speak to Dr. Brandt?

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<i>Mimi who?</i>

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Just Mimi.

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Hello?

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Yes?

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I'll be straightforward, Doctor.

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I have a problem that's
getting in the way of my work.

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<i>Narcolepsy? Tourettle's? ADHD?</i>

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Kleptomania.

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Aha. So you're stealing
from your employer.

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Not quite.

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So, hanging around wasn't an option.

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<i>Are you sure?</i>

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Absolutely.

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Oh, great...

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Hi, sweetie!

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Cut the crap, huh?!
Where is my diamond?

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Last time I checked, it was in the Louvre.

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Well, the last time I checked, I
was paying you cash for it, huh?

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Something came up.

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<i>A fan?</i> Haha, Mimi... I would not
want to be in your shoes right now.

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So, you see, I have to get
better, and quick.

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I read in a magazine that you're
the best shrink to treat artistic souls.

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I don't know about the best.

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<i>Well, it wasn't a very good magazine.</i>

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<i>Thanks for the vote of confidence.</i>

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<i>Hello ? You there ?</i>

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Yeah, Doc. I'll see you soon.

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I don't wanna be Little Red
Riding Hood!

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Come on! It's only a therapy. Yesterday
I was Little Red Riding Hood...

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Thank you, Fernando!

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Bye-Bye Joe, you are here because you
can't keep quiet in delicate situations.

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Playing this role is exactly what you need.

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Huh. Okay, Doc. I'll do it.

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So, Bye-Bye Joe, you will be
Little Red Riding Hood.

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Membrano Bruno, you will be the thunder,
the wind and the wolf.

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Fernando, you will
be the bells, Granny and Luke, the hunter.

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Okay, now you know your roles,
so let's start! We can hear Little Red

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Riding Hood walking through the
forest: squish-squish-squish!

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Aha... Squish-squish-squish!

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Excellent.
Places everyone - and let's start!

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A dark and stormy night.
A terrible wind roars.

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The bells of the nearby church ring...

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Little Red Riding Hood is walking
through the forest...

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Somewhere in the distance
a wolf howls.

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While in a cottage at the edge of
the forest, Granny is asleep...

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The same forest is also home to
Luke, the hunter...

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Thunder rumbles powerfully
nearby...

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Good evening, Mr. Barutanski!

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Hi, Mortimer!

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Four Kalashnikovs!

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<i>...Mike Kowalski, a private detective
from Washington DC., managed to save the</i>

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<i>priceless fan by leaping into the river
Seine, where the thief had thrown it.</i>

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<i>At the news conference, the Managing
Director of the Louvre Museum...</i>

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I know that guy! Kowalski... Huh...

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Is he one of yours?

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Nah, his father, Gerhard,
used to work for the Company.

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We worked on
Subliminal Programming together,

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which focused on experiments
with 16 mm film.

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That was one hell of a project... a good
old fashioned rivalry with the Russians.

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Hey, wait a second!

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I knew it! That's exactly the same
forward jump with a backward somersault.

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Hockey, I ran across an interesting girl.
I have to get to know her.

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No way, can't be her...

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But there's got to be...

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Bingo!

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Stunt double, Mimi. So, your name is Mimi.

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Are you a member of the
Stuntmen's Association?

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It's no good, Hockey.
Mimi isn't a joiner.

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Yes?

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<i>The same shirt again!</i>

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Mom!

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<i>Is it my fault?
Did I raise you this way?</i>

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<i>International broadcast,
same shirt as in November!</i>

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- You have the memory of an elephant.
- <i>Don't humour me, young man!</i>

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Hey Mom, you want humour? Father's day
is coming up. Care to tell me something?

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<i>No. What are you getting at?</i>

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My father's identity?

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<i>Not again! We have already
discussed this, I don't want to go...</i>

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We haven't discussed anything,
you just keep silent!

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Who was he, Rasputin?

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<i>No. It's not funny!</i>

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One suspect is out. 4 billion remain.

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<i>Mike, this issue is closed as far as I'm
concerned. Sorry for pestering you, but...</i>

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That's okay, mom.

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<i>Alright, son. I will talk to you tomorrow.
Take care!</i>

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Will do, mom.

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It was his fault, Hockey.
He drew first blood.

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Not a very good forgery.

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Hey! I'm not a forgery!

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What are you then, darling?

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I'm the real thing, baby!

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Bye-Bye Joe!

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I know, I know. Statues don't speak.

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Impressive, Doctor.

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Art is the key to
the troubles of the mind.

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Membrano Bruno is two-dimensional,
but he eats too much,

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which is getting in the way
of his banking business.

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Too many sausages!

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Too many sausages...

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He's trying to carve his craving
for food into stone to contain it.

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"Possess your problems to conquer them.”

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Hm, exactly!

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I read it in a magazine.

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Fernando is dealing
with his particular obsession

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by creating variations
on a three-note melody.

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What's his obsession?

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The signature he leaves after
each successful security breach.

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So, what about me, Doc? Ventriloquism?

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Your compulsion to steal comes
from a deeper need.

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You are missing something in your life.

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I want you to paint it.

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How can I paint it if I don't know
what it is?

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Trust in the brush.
It will reveal all.

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If you say so...

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Come closer, Ruben!

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Come closer!

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If I frightened you, forgive me!

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And come to Paris to see me sometime!

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I've been waiting for you, Ruben!

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Ruben, you said that everything started
after your father's funeral, a month ago.

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Body to the ground, earth to earth,
ashes to ashes, and dust to dust...

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I went back to his house.

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I hadn't been to his lab in years.

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All my childhood memories suddenly hit me.

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Daddy, can I go outside and play
with the snails?

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No, Ruben. Maybe later. This
time is our cartoon time.

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But Daddy, please!

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Ruben, men don't cry!

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It was Rusalocka.
My favourite cartoon.

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Ah, the Little Mermaid.

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But for some reason I couldn't watch it.
I felt anxious and I had to escape.

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Remember the Sea Witch?

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Do you think she has any connection
to your next visit to Botticelli's Venus?

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I don't want to talk about that.

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Ruben, look at me!
If you don't let me help you,

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you're going to kill yourself!
Or someone else...

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When I entered the room...

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she was already waiting for me...

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...and I bet Doc's voice recorder
belonged to Sigmund Freud!

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Get serious, guys!
Don't you want to help him?

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But what can we do about it?

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I feel like you already have a plan.

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Yes. As a matter of fact, I do.
And it involves all of you.

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But there's only one thing
that we're any good at.

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Exactly!

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Doc is a tipo simpatico.
But what's in it for us?

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Don't you want to know if
your therapy is working?

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Let's check it out!

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Guys, cameras and alarm system are prepped.

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Great stuff, Fernando, I'm impressed!

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Don't forget, Joe! Statues don't speak.

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Yeah, yeah, I got it, statues
don't speak, thanks...

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And your mother is normal?

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What do you mean “normal"?

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Well, I-I mean... is she three-dimensional?

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Yeah, she is three-dimensional.

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Two tickets, please!

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Two?

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Two.

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Okay, Sir.

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Your French is really good.
Is your mother French?

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I understand, yeah,
thanks, yeah, alright...

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Oh George, he doesn't really look
like he's thinking that hard.

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Nah...

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I reckon you look smarter than that.

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I look smarter than that when I
look in the mirror in the morning!

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I mean, he's all muscle, no brains...
so overrated, this statue!

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Come on, let's get the hell out of here.

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Mmmm... All fat, no brains.

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<i>Dear Visitors, in 10 minutes</i>

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<i>Musée d'Orsay will be closed.
We hope you enjoyed your visit.</i>

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<i>Please, be so kind as
to go to the nearest exit.</i>

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<i>Right now.</i>

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Listen, man... I've been thinking.

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If your mother is three-dimensional, then
what is your father like?

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He is a one-dimensional guy.

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What? He's... a dot?

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What are you talking about,
Bye-Bye Joe?

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He's not a dot, he's a line!
He's a tall guy.

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Aha...

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Whoa... I wouldn't mind her in my dreams!

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<i>Breaking News!
Paris, Musée</i>

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<i>d'Orsay: the famous masterpiece, Olympia
by Edouard Manet, has been stolen.</i>

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<i>French authorities are still unsure how
the burglars entered the museum</i>

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<i>or how they disabled the security cameras.</i>

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<i>The museum has offered a 100
thousand euro reward</i>

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<i>for information leading to the
apprehension of the robbers.</i>

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Huh...

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A long time ago Gerhard told me
that Napoleon III the moment

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he saw the painting, personally
cut up Olympia with his sabre.

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But I'm sure he took care
not to harm the cat...

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Ciao, Mike!

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<i>Ciao, Marina!
What do you have for me?</i>

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Your mystery woman, Mimi...

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She worked for three years at the
Viareggio Circus in Roma. Acrobat,

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the best around. They kept her on,
even though she was a kleptomaniac.

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Kleptomaniac?
That's why she took the fan!

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<i>And she left a year ago.</i>

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To put her illness to better use.

239
00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,265
I'm sending you a copy of her
poster.

240
00:34:05,393 --> 00:34:07,680
<i>Thank you, Marina!
Great job.</i>

241
00:34:07,934 --> 00:34:10,341
I know. You owe me some serious dinner.

242
00:34:10,476 --> 00:34:11,851
<i>And dessert!</i>

243
00:34:13,768 --> 00:34:15,510
Such a ladies' man.

244
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:24,136
So that's Mimi!

245
00:34:48,476 --> 00:34:51,890
And you went over last night's
security tapes, I presume?

246
00:34:52,768 --> 00:34:55,719
Oui, the cameras were frozen.

247
00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:02,466
Merci, Francois! I'd like to see
the archive tapes one month back!

248
00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:27,090
Whoa, what's he doing?

249
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,391
Oh, he's bleeding.

250
00:35:30,643 --> 00:35:32,765
Hm... Performance at?

251
00:35:58,809 --> 00:36:00,682
Not now! I'm busy!

252
00:36:05,393 --> 00:36:06,554
Not now!

253
00:36:06,684 --> 00:36:10,631
Close your eyes, Doc!
We've got a surprise for you.

254
00:36:11,143 --> 00:36:11,641
Mimi...

255
00:36:11,768 --> 00:36:13,261
Please!

256
00:36:23,434 --> 00:36:26,883
Bye-Bye Joe, give me a hand!

257
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,558
Wow, nice painting.

258
00:36:59,059 --> 00:37:03,136
See, Doc? Possess your
problems to conquer them.

259
00:37:37,851 --> 00:37:42,556
Good morning! One moment, please!

260
00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:50,432
I...

261
00:37:52,768 --> 00:37:54,510
Hoppla, we're alive!

262
00:39:59,768 --> 00:40:02,635
Oh, you are just in time, Ruben.

263
00:40:10,434 --> 00:40:15,056
Gun fight! Gun fight!

264
00:40:16,143 --> 00:40:21,974
Gun fight! Gun fight!

265
00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:42,059
What are you waiting for? Draw!

266
00:40:43,309 --> 00:40:46,059
Draw what?
I don't have a gun!

267
00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:49,678
Oh, but you do...

268
00:40:49,809 --> 00:40:50,722
...and not only one.

269
00:40:50,851 --> 00:40:51,515
But...

270
00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:54,393
Draw your guns!

271
00:40:54,518 --> 00:40:58,216
Gun fight! Gun fight!

272
00:41:15,143 --> 00:41:19,552
Wake up, wake up, Monsieur Brandt!
It seems like you have a nightmare!

273
00:41:23,059 --> 00:41:24,600
Where are we?

274
00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:26,759
In an airplane, Monsieur Brandt.

275
00:41:26,893 --> 00:41:30,223
We're flying to Arles.
That's where you've been sent.

276
00:41:37,601 --> 00:41:40,849
It's time! We are over Arles now.

277
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:48,392
Hey! What are you doing?

278
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:53,716
Don't be afraid, Monsieur Brandt!
You've been sent to my address!

279
00:41:57,143 --> 00:42:00,094
Are you crazy? Put me down!

280
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,767
These are the rules!

281
00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:07,226
If the address is legible, the parcel
must be delivered, Monsieur Brandt.

282
00:42:08,643 --> 00:42:12,684
Noooo!

283
00:44:09,351 --> 00:44:13,724
What happened, Doc?
You look like a man who wants something.

284
00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,802
Van Gogh's Postman and Warhol's
Double Elvis.

285
00:44:16,934 --> 00:44:17,930
Both?

286
00:44:18,059 --> 00:44:18,972
No.

287
00:44:19,101 --> 00:44:22,846
I need all 13 paintings that are
tormenting me.

288
00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:24,433
If you're willing to help,

289
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:27,843
we should all move to my villa
on the island of Biševo.

290
00:44:29,893 --> 00:44:34,219
It's in the Adriatic. The airport
in Rome isn't far away.

291
00:44:34,643 --> 00:44:37,973
Sure, Doc. Let's have a party!

292
00:45:47,059 --> 00:45:49,382
Peanut or le bonbon?

293
00:45:49,518 --> 00:45:50,549
Both, my dear.

294
00:45:59,434 --> 00:46:03,807
Sooner or later, everyone stops... smoking!

295
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,884
Wow, nice body!

296
00:46:19,393 --> 00:46:22,641
Hey, look! I didn't know
Lenin was the Führer!

297
00:46:22,768 --> 00:46:24,972
I thought it was the other guy!

298
00:46:47,309 --> 00:46:52,050
... and he said: I don't wanna
be Little Red Riding Hood!

299
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:56,641
<i>Our top story tonight:
the so-called Collector strikes again!</i>

300
00:46:57,059 --> 00:47:00,923
<i>After Paris, Budapest, Rio, Florence,
St. Petersburg and Sidney,</i>

301
00:47:01,059 --> 00:47:04,674
<i>the serial art robbers have hit
New York's Guggenheim Museum.</i>

302
00:47:04,809 --> 00:47:08,175
<i>At present, the estimated value
of stolen masterpieces</i>

303
00:47:08,309 --> 00:47:10,265
<i>has reached two billion dollars.</i>

304
00:47:10,393 --> 00:47:13,758
<i>The Chicago-based Union Cartel
Insurance Company has raised the</i>

305
00:47:13,893 --> 00:47:17,306
<i>reward for capturing the so-called
Collector to 20 million dollars.</i>

306
00:47:17,559 --> 00:47:22,265
Porca Miseria! 20 million! Hah.
For that kind of money,

307
00:47:22,393 --> 00:47:27,347
we have to screw around with drugs
and the police for two years!

308
00:47:27,476 --> 00:47:31,470
Ah well, it's my fault. I simply never
thought you could live off art.

309
00:47:31,934 --> 00:47:37,303
My grandpa used to say: Vincenzo,
stick to drugs and prostitution, you know,

310
00:47:37,684 --> 00:47:40,007
a man can make an honest living there.

311
00:47:40,143 --> 00:47:46,721
Ah-ah! No more!
We should enter this fucking field of art!

312
00:47:49,518 --> 00:47:53,465
<i>Domestic violence in Hollywood films made
between the 1930's and the mid-eighties</i>

313
00:47:53,601 --> 00:47:57,643
<i>was usually displayed as a show
of masculinity, or even romanticized.</i>

314
00:47:57,851 --> 00:48:00,257
<i>Well known examples
of such films are “My Baby Left</i>

315
00:48:00,393 --> 00:48:02,550
<i>Me," "Kiss Me Gently,"
"The Barber of Blitvia..."</i>

316
00:48:03,309 --> 00:48:08,133
Ah, we need more information.
Giuseppe, call Boris!

317
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:19,929
Yes, of course Giuseppe. I'll do my best.
But you know my price...

318
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:24,267
Come on, Doc!
You're exaggerating!

319
00:48:24,393 --> 00:48:29,299
No, Mimi. I'm serious.
You're getting closer every day!

320
00:48:29,434 --> 00:48:31,058
I feel it too!

321
00:48:33,101 --> 00:48:35,933
So, Doc, what's the next job?

322
00:48:36,059 --> 00:48:38,430
The Uffizi, Florence.

323
00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:48,511
<i>Breaking News! A few minutes after midnight,
thousands of tourists on the streets</i>

324
00:48:48,643 --> 00:48:53,549
<i>of Florence, Italy, noticed strange strobe
lights coming from the Uffizi Gallery.</i>

325
00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:56,766
<i>... made the police enter
the Uffizi Gallery</i>

326
00:48:56,893 --> 00:49:00,057
<i>immediately, only to discover the
empty frame of Botticelli's Venus.</i>

327
00:49:03,434 --> 00:49:06,718
Someone erased last night's
security footage from the Uffizi.

328
00:49:06,851 --> 00:49:09,850
However, I checked
through the archives...

329
00:49:09,976 --> 00:49:13,472
... and look! Remember the guy who
went crazy in front of Olympia?

330
00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:14,928
The performance artist?

331
00:49:15,059 --> 00:49:16,055
One and the same!

332
00:49:22,184 --> 00:49:24,093
Angelo, Diavolo! Sit!

333
00:49:26,476 --> 00:49:29,593
So, if you slow down
the strobe light from the Uffizi,

334
00:49:29,726 --> 00:49:31,800
it repeats a message in Morse code.

335
00:49:33,184 --> 00:49:36,052
Eye, eye, eye.

336
00:49:36,268 --> 00:49:39,516
Mhm... Like the three eyes
on the Musée d'Orsay!

337
00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:09,550
Here we go! Yeah!

338
00:51:12,518 --> 00:51:15,350
Whoa! Bloody hell!

339
00:51:16,601 --> 00:51:17,679
Doc...

340
00:51:18,893 --> 00:51:20,718
Who attacked you?

341
00:51:21,601 --> 00:51:23,592
The guy from Hopper's Nighthawks!

342
00:51:23,893 --> 00:51:26,760
Well, let's go to Chicago!

343
00:51:47,851 --> 00:51:50,719
Opa! Kowalski is already speaking!

344
00:51:57,476 --> 00:52:02,845
If we don't crack this case soon,
we'll never see those paintings again.

345
00:52:04,434 --> 00:52:06,674
Is this why we're paying you so much?

346
00:52:07,393 --> 00:52:09,266
With all due respect, Mr. Graham,

347
00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:13,340
we are dealing with a collector here,
and not a serial thief.

348
00:52:14,893 --> 00:52:20,048
He's taking paintings which couldn't be sold.
Not even on the black market.

349
00:52:20,393 --> 00:52:24,932
Mr. Kowalski, I've been in this business
for 45 years and I can tell you

350
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:29,717
that in 6 months someone will put Olympia
up for sale in South Blitvia!

351
00:52:30,351 --> 00:52:34,475
No. Someone is building a collection.

352
00:52:34,768 --> 00:52:38,181
As a collector myself,
I understand how they think.

353
00:52:38,601 --> 00:52:43,093
Once the collection is complete,
he or she will stop.

354
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:47,885
You follow your instincts and
we will follow our experience.

355
00:52:48,393 --> 00:52:51,889
We are raising the reward
to a 100 million dollars!

356
00:52:52,059 --> 00:52:56,516
Chort poberi! A 100 million!
I must call Vincenzo.

357
00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:46,927
Bye-Bye Joe, send it to Hotel Bellevue.

358
00:53:47,059 --> 00:53:47,723
Aha!

359
00:53:55,768 --> 00:53:59,382
Ruben, Kowalski recognised me,
you can't come to Rome with us!

360
00:54:32,184 --> 00:54:33,559
<i>Ciao Marina! Did you hear?</i>

361
00:54:33,684 --> 00:54:35,308
Yes, I did. Hopper!

362
00:54:35,434 --> 00:54:38,930
We can get the painting now!
Listen, tomorrow morning,

363
00:54:39,059 --> 00:54:42,639
<i>flight 87B from Chicago
will be landing in Rome,</i>

364
00:54:42,768 --> 00:54:44,842
<i>7:15 your time. The picture</i>

365
00:54:44,976 --> 00:54:48,757
- is in a yellow tube with Mimi.
- <i>Our Mimi? Is she the Collector?</i>

366
00:54:48,976 --> 00:54:51,382
She's connected. And she's not alone.

367
00:54:52,476 --> 00:54:56,600
Okay, Mike. I'll organize a welcome party!

368
00:55:03,476 --> 00:55:06,510
There are four of them.
The woman has the tube.

369
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:31,555
Step back!

370
00:55:32,393 --> 00:55:34,182
<i>Rome
The city of love</i>

371
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:39,674
<i>At this very moment,</i>

372
00:55:39,809 --> 00:55:43,638
<i>they are opening the tube containing
the stolen Hopper, the Nighthawks.</i>

373
00:55:43,768 --> 00:55:45,641
<i>Lieutenant, let me see the painting!</i>

374
00:55:45,768 --> 00:55:49,217
<i>This is clearly the end of the
Collector's short-lived career.</i>

375
00:55:49,643 --> 00:55:52,807
Damn! What do we pay Boris for?

376
00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:05,933
<i>What an epic failure for the
Roman Police Department!</i>

377
00:56:06,059 --> 00:56:07,470
Boss, look!

378
00:56:08,184 --> 00:56:10,507
Porca puttana! That's Mimi!

379
00:56:10,643 --> 00:56:14,933
<i>Instead of reclaiming a famous painting,
they get a cat and mouse poster.</i>

380
00:56:15,351 --> 00:56:18,717
Alright, Mimi! 2:0 for you!

381
00:56:39,059 --> 00:56:40,719
Long time no see, Cooper.

382
00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:46,056
I needed some solitude.
Took my yearly trip to the mountains.

383
00:56:46,184 --> 00:56:49,432
Sometimes I wonder
why I come back at all.

384
00:56:50,059 --> 00:56:52,299
Haha. For the booze?

385
00:56:52,893 --> 00:56:55,216
Yeah. Reasonable assumption.

386
00:56:57,518 --> 00:56:58,975
<i>Who is the mysterious Collector?</i>

387
00:56:59,101 --> 00:57:01,969
<i>Let's review now the entire
catalogue of stolen masterpieces...</i>

388
00:57:02,101 --> 00:57:07,091
Ah... Can't listen to this shit anymore.
Enjoy catching up, Cooper!

389
00:57:07,351 --> 00:57:08,299
<i>Hopper,</i>

390
00:57:08,434 --> 00:57:09,809
<i>Botticelli,</i>

391
00:57:09,934 --> 00:57:11,392
<i>Velázquez,</i>

392
00:57:11,518 --> 00:57:12,798
<i>Magritte,</i>

393
00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:14,392
<i>Picasso,</i>

394
00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:15,715
<i>Gaugin,</i>

395
00:57:15,851 --> 00:57:17,261
<i>Manet...</i>

396
00:57:23,684 --> 00:57:24,467
Aha!

397
00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:32,804
Keep the change, darling!

398
00:57:32,934 --> 00:57:34,807
Oh! Thanks, Kris!

399
00:57:34,934 --> 00:57:37,092
Generous, as always...

400
00:57:49,059 --> 00:57:50,470
I know who the Collector is.

401
00:57:51,726 --> 00:57:53,599
I will tell you the details in person!

402
00:57:54,434 --> 00:57:59,140
<i>So, please, meet me.
This evening my place, at 7:30.</i>

403
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:01,934
<i>124 Penn Street, South East.</i>

404
00:58:02,684 --> 00:58:05,091
Okay, Mr. Cooper. See you soon!

405
00:58:10,393 --> 00:58:11,258
Hey Mike!

406
00:58:11,393 --> 00:58:13,965
Ciao Marina!
Could you look up a name for me please?

407
00:58:14,101 --> 00:58:17,597
<i>John Cooper, 124 Penn Street, South East,
Washington D.C.</i>

408
00:58:20,268 --> 00:58:22,425
Wait, Cooper! What about our drink?

409
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:23,674
Gotta hurry!

410
00:58:23,809 --> 00:58:29,178
Yeah, I overheard you! Come on!
Won't you help out an old friend?

411
00:58:29,309 --> 00:58:30,305
Acquaintance.

412
00:58:31,226 --> 00:58:35,303
Look, you don't want to do this alone, huh?

413
00:58:35,434 --> 00:58:39,381
We'll split the money. Fifty-fifty.
Just tell me who the Collector is!

414
00:58:39,518 --> 00:58:43,559
That's... It's not his fault.
I'd never betray my friends.

415
00:58:44,643 --> 00:58:45,840
Friends?

416
00:58:45,976 --> 00:58:48,382
Now, if you'll excuse me.

417
00:59:14,601 --> 00:59:15,597
Mr. Cooper!

418
00:59:17,101 --> 00:59:18,097
Mr. Cooper!

419
00:59:25,643 --> 00:59:26,674
Mr. Cooper!

420
01:01:13,268 --> 01:01:19,099
Yesterday's Spy, Perfect Spy,
An American Spy... Enjoying Art?

421
01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:54,092
Hey Mike!

422
01:01:54,309 --> 01:01:57,142
Ciao Marina! Can you look up
another name for me please?

423
01:01:57,268 --> 01:02:01,724
Gerhard Brandt, B - R - A - N - D - T,
former CIA Agent.

424
01:02:01,934 --> 01:02:03,345
<i>Just a second, Mike.</i>

425
01:02:13,393 --> 01:02:14,969
<i>Hello ? You there?</i>

426
01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:16,132
Of course!

427
01:02:16,268 --> 01:02:20,261
Okay, Gerhard Brandt,
born in Berlin, 1938, grew up

428
01:02:20,393 --> 01:02:24,884
in East Berlin. Former Stasi colonel,
expert in psychotechnics.

429
01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:26,803
<i>Psychotechnics?</i>

430
01:02:26,934 --> 01:02:29,388
Practical applications of psychology.

431
01:02:29,518 --> 01:02:31,343
<i>Like political propaganda?</i>

432
01:02:31,476 --> 01:02:35,518
Smart boy!
With help from the CIA, in 1967,

433
01:02:35,643 --> 01:02:40,383
<i>he moved with his wife Helga
and two-year-old son Ruben to Washington D.C.</i>

434
01:02:40,809 --> 01:02:42,350
What did he do for the CIA?

435
01:02:42,476 --> 01:02:45,427
Experiments with subliminal
perception, for the Special

436
01:02:45,851 --> 01:02:48,553
Activities Division, where
John Cooper worked too.

437
01:02:48,809 --> 01:02:53,799
His wife died in a car accident in 1975.
And... here,

438
01:02:53,934 --> 01:02:56,933
an obituary. He died of a
heart attack one month ago.

439
01:02:57,184 --> 01:02:58,595
Last known address?

440
01:02:59,184 --> 01:03:01,093
<i>842 Bladensburg Road.</i>

441
01:03:01,518 --> 01:03:04,517
Thanks. Call the cops to Cooper's house.

442
01:03:04,643 --> 01:03:06,432
<i>Okay. What's the crime?</i>

443
01:03:07,393 --> 01:03:08,389
Murder.

444
01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:37,594
What's up, Kowalski? Let's go!

445
01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:16,928
Ah, so you wanna play...

446
01:04:36,518 --> 01:04:37,514
Bring it on!

447
01:06:28,601 --> 01:06:34,717
<i>Gun fight, gun fight, gun fight!</i>

448
01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:39,058
<i>I don't want a gun fight, Tom is my friend!</i>

449
01:06:41,601 --> 01:06:42,383
Hey, hey, hey!

450
01:06:48,101 --> 01:06:49,511
Andy Warhol's Elvis?

451
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:02,093
<i>John, it's just a game.</i>

452
01:07:10,809 --> 01:07:19,888
Double Elvis among these kids.
Kid, kid, kid, kid... Double Elvis again!

453
01:07:21,643 --> 01:07:28,054
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 22,
23, 24, 25! Elvis again!

454
01:07:36,143 --> 01:07:38,975
The Sea Witch from the Little Mermaid!

455
01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:43,261
Sea Witch, Sea Witch, Sea Witch...
Botticelli's Venus?

456
01:07:44,893 --> 01:07:51,055
1, 2, 3, 4... 22, 23, 24, 25...
Botticelli again!

457
01:07:56,059 --> 01:07:57,683
Bremen Town Musicians!

458
01:08:00,226 --> 01:08:04,173
Cat, cat, cat... and the Olympia!

459
01:08:07,559 --> 01:08:09,135
Marina, you won't believe this!

460
01:08:09,268 --> 01:08:12,432
The Collector's identity is hidden
in Gerhard's laboratory.

461
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:14,183
<i>Oh my god!
What did you find?</i>

462
01:08:18,309 --> 01:08:19,590
Thanks for the information!

463
01:08:33,059 --> 01:08:34,600
<i>Mike! Mike!</i>

464
01:08:35,726 --> 01:08:38,014
Excuse me, Marina! What is going on?

465
01:08:38,143 --> 01:08:42,765
I don't know. Mike is fighting
with someone. He'll call me when he is done.

466
01:10:00,643 --> 01:10:02,598
Oh my goodness!

467
01:10:11,643 --> 01:10:14,891
<i>Hi Mikey, I just bought you a new shirt!</i>

468
01:10:16,518 --> 01:10:17,514
<i>Mike ?</i>

469
01:10:19,226 --> 01:10:25,176
Mom? What does the name
Gerhard Brandt mean to you?

470
01:10:28,601 --> 01:10:32,643
Mom? I asked you a question!

471
01:10:34,309 --> 01:10:38,682
What does the name
Gerhard Brandt mean to you?

472
01:10:42,768 --> 01:10:44,641
<i>He was your father.</i>

473
01:10:49,143 --> 01:10:55,389
<i>He was a scientist,
experimenting with the subconscious.</i>

474
01:10:55,518 --> 01:10:56,928
Did he use cartoons?

475
01:10:59,434 --> 01:11:03,511
<i>Only on your half brother, Ruben.</i>

476
01:11:05,143 --> 01:11:14,767
<i>He... wanted to make him a great artist.
That's why Ruben had nightmares.</i>

477
01:11:16,768 --> 01:11:26,758
<i>I, I had to leave your father...
to save your dreams...</i>

478
01:11:36,184 --> 01:11:37,180
Fernando?

479
01:11:47,351 --> 01:11:50,800
Renoir?
Pierre-Auguste Renoir?

480
01:11:51,559 --> 01:11:53,966
For fourty years,
I've been discovering

481
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:57,716
that the queen of all colours is
the colour black, Ruben.

482
01:11:57,851 --> 01:12:01,217
You're different.
You're a painter, Pierre-Auguste.

483
01:12:01,768 --> 01:12:03,048
I don't really like black.

484
01:12:03,559 --> 01:12:06,309
- You'll learn to like it.
- I don't want to learn to like it.

485
01:12:06,476 --> 01:12:09,593
Come, I'll teach you to throw
yourself into the blackness,

486
01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:11,930
like a lemming in to the sea of Norway!

487
01:12:12,059 --> 01:12:14,548
I don't want to throw myself
into the blackness!

488
01:12:14,684 --> 01:12:18,726
Come freely, we'll jump together!
We'll disappear into the black!

489
01:12:18,851 --> 01:12:21,257
I don't want to disappear into the black!

490
01:12:21,393 --> 01:12:26,927
I'll talk you into it, Ruben.
Here, for a starter, have a bit of black!

491
01:12:34,643 --> 01:12:38,388
The next painting is
Bazille's portrait of Renoir.

492
01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:56,467
They got it! M-m-m-m-mimi is with them.
They're getting into a vintage Tatra.

493
01:12:56,684 --> 01:13:00,631
<i>I need Mimi at any cost!
The rest can die.</i>

494
01:13:36,351 --> 01:13:37,347
Watch out!

495
01:13:37,976 --> 01:13:38,640
Damn!

496
01:14:06,351 --> 01:14:10,511
Giuseppe, tell Vincenzo not to
worry, we got this covered, okay?

497
01:14:10,851 --> 01:14:16,766
Hey, hey! Here comes a little
birdy, come on here to daddy!

498
01:14:27,726 --> 01:14:30,807
Turn, turn, turn...

499
01:14:33,518 --> 01:14:34,300
Bloody hell!

500
01:14:37,559 --> 01:14:38,721
Bloody hell!

501
01:14:39,684 --> 01:14:41,344
Jesus!

502
01:14:42,309 --> 01:14:43,590
Oh my god!

503
01:14:43,976 --> 01:14:44,557
Watch out!

504
01:14:49,934 --> 01:14:52,222
Joe, take the 'copter, the truck is mine!

505
01:14:52,351 --> 01:14:54,342
Alright, alright, I got it!

506
01:14:56,851 --> 01:14:57,550
Here we go!

507
01:15:02,934 --> 01:15:05,056
Come on, Joe... come on...

508
01:15:11,184 --> 01:15:12,642
How you doing?

509
01:15:12,768 --> 01:15:14,593
Give it to me!
Give it to me baby!

510
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:18,224
Haha! You big banana head...

511
01:15:19,059 --> 01:15:20,517
Have a nice day, mate!

512
01:15:28,184 --> 01:15:30,591
I'm... I'm the pilot. I'm just a pilot.

513
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:34,140
Okay, okay, okay, I'll jump,
just let me take a parachute.

514
01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:36,721
No problem, no problem, I'll
jump, I'll jump, I'll jump.

515
01:15:36,893 --> 01:15:39,678
Boys, it's time to get down!

516
01:15:42,559 --> 01:15:45,226
Alright, let's have a party!

517
01:15:46,601 --> 01:15:49,090
Hey! We gonna smash into the overpass!

518
01:15:49,226 --> 01:15:51,383
Bye-bye guys!

519
01:15:54,434 --> 01:15:55,430
Watch out!

520
01:16:10,226 --> 01:16:11,222
Here you go!

521
01:16:13,518 --> 01:16:15,722
Oh, that won't be easy, baby!

522
01:16:19,768 --> 01:16:20,764
Mimi!

523
01:16:23,101 --> 01:16:23,682
Shite!

524
01:16:25,643 --> 01:16:28,724
County buggery fucktole bumshite!

525
01:16:31,101 --> 01:16:32,926
Oh my god!

526
01:17:21,226 --> 01:17:22,304
Hi, guys!

527
01:18:58,684 --> 01:19:04,681
Ruben, I'm free!

528
01:19:05,934 --> 01:19:09,099
I'm free!

529
01:19:14,559 --> 01:19:15,934
Ruben?

530
01:19:30,351 --> 01:19:31,845
Well, well, well.

531
01:19:33,684 --> 01:19:40,179
Frank Duveneck's Whistling Boy was the 11th
and Bazille's Renoir the 12th.

532
01:19:40,393 --> 01:19:47,681
The last one is Double Elvis. And the Double
Elvis is finally being put on display!

533
01:19:47,976 --> 01:19:53,049
A Pop Art exhibition in Tokyo. Hockey,
the end of the game is very,

534
01:19:53,184 --> 01:19:54,891
very near!

535
01:19:58,434 --> 01:20:03,720
Thanks, Boris! Giuseppe, tell Filippo
to mobilize all the people!

536
01:20:04,309 --> 01:20:05,424
Yes, boss!

537
01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:17,716
Next robbery is Tokyo, Pop Art Exhibition.
Do you understand?

538
01:20:18,059 --> 01:20:19,174
<i>Yes, yes, yes,</i>

539
01:20:19,309 --> 01:20:23,351
I got it. The next robbery is in Tokyo,
at the Pop Art Exhibition.

540
01:20:23,476 --> 01:20:28,347
Ah, Tokyo! Don't worry, Sir!
Everything is under control!

541
01:20:28,476 --> 01:20:29,721
Goodbye!

542
01:20:29,934 --> 01:20:32,850
As far as I understood...
Take it easy,

543
01:20:32,976 --> 01:20:37,681
Ninocka, take it easy...
I should go to Tokyo. I'll be there.

544
01:20:38,934 --> 01:20:42,134
What do you mean
I don't understand?

545
01:20:42,268 --> 01:20:46,925
I understand.
The next job will be in Tokyo. Right?

546
01:20:47,351 --> 01:20:48,927
Not now, I'm busy!

547
01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:51,850
Not now!

548
01:20:52,476 --> 01:20:55,806
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. Tokyo. I'll be there.

549
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,601
Could you repeat it, please?
I didn't understand. Toronto?

550
01:20:58,726 --> 01:20:59,757
<i>Tokyo!</i>

551
01:20:59,893 --> 01:21:05,131
Ah, Tokyo! I like being in Tokyo!
See you the day after tomorrow!

552
01:21:40,768 --> 01:21:44,098
Places everyone - and let's start!

553
01:21:47,434 --> 01:21:52,720
It's just so peaceful here, Margaret!
I love it!

554
01:21:52,851 --> 01:21:59,346
George, sush! Be quiet, the performance
has already started! Look!

555
01:21:59,476 --> 01:22:05,426
The taking of this painting is
part of the performance art piece.

556
01:22:05,851 --> 01:22:13,093
In the future, everyone here will
be world famous for 15 minutes!

557
01:22:41,976 --> 01:22:45,591
Oh my goodness! What... what is going on?

558
01:22:45,726 --> 01:22:54,058
Sh! Miss, please! Just a little
respect for the performance artists!

559
01:23:06,309 --> 01:23:14,179
Those were our 15 minutes of fame.
Thank you so much, Sayonara!

560
01:23:14,309 --> 01:23:17,675
That is the Collector!
Get him!

561
01:23:20,184 --> 01:23:20,931
Mimi!

562
01:23:21,059 --> 01:23:21,806
Got it!

563
01:23:33,351 --> 01:23:34,548
Pleased to meet ya'!

564
01:23:35,351 --> 01:23:36,678
You son of a motherless goat!

565
01:23:39,809 --> 01:23:40,592
Here!

566
01:23:45,268 --> 01:23:49,925
What goes up, must come down!

567
01:23:50,476 --> 01:23:54,055
The wheel spins, take a look around!

568
01:23:54,184 --> 01:24:02,054
What a fascinating example of
interdisciplinary performance art! Bravo!

569
01:24:11,476 --> 01:24:15,932
Here you go! Get some of that son!
Here we go! Easy there mate!

570
01:24:16,059 --> 01:24:17,434
Easy there! Yeah!

571
01:24:22,976 --> 01:24:26,342
Have some of this! Get some here!
Come on! Come and get it!

572
01:24:30,059 --> 01:24:30,758
Here!

573
01:24:45,143 --> 01:24:45,806
Here!

574
01:24:48,601 --> 01:24:49,383
Would you like?

575
01:24:49,768 --> 01:24:50,467
What?

576
01:24:51,226 --> 01:24:52,885
To take that shower now!

577
01:24:58,143 --> 01:24:59,683
Oopsy daisy!

578
01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:01,768
I got this covered!

579
01:25:03,059 --> 01:25:03,806
Bloody hell!

580
01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:08,763
Jesus! Oh my god!

581
01:25:09,643 --> 01:25:13,636
Have some of this you bloody idiot!
Get some of this! Yeah!

582
01:25:13,768 --> 01:25:14,550
That's it!

583
01:25:33,184 --> 01:25:39,466
Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you, thank you
so much! Cheers! It's been wonderful!

584
01:25:39,601 --> 01:25:46,049
Have a lovely time, bye-bye! See you
next time! Good night! Sayonara!

585
01:30:22,252 --> 01:30:27,252
OCR'd, corrected and resynced
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