The Great and Powerful TRIXIE speaks

Hey Faggots,

My name is The Great and Powerful Trixie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of ponies. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever vanquished an ursa major? I mean, I guess it's fun loving and tolerating people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on ponibooru.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the royal guard, and featured numerous times on Equestria Daily. What sports do you play, other than "clopping to Rule 34"? I also get straight A's at magic school, and have a banging hot fillyfriend (she just wrote a letter to Princess Celestia for me; shit was SO tardy). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.