Always Be My Maybe (2019) eng

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Hi,

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Daddy and I working late
at the store again.

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Make yourself dinner and don't watch TV!

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...decided what you're gonna do
for your anniversary?

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Oh, I don't know, Clarissa.

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It's been so busy lately.

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I wouldn't mind a nice, quiet evening
at home.

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Well, it'd be nice
to do something special.

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- What did you have in mind?
- I don't know.

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You want some soup?

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My mom said to ask

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if you wanted some soup.
She makes way too much,

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then I have to bring the leftovers
to school in a thermos.

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Nobody wants to sit next to that kid
with the thermos soup.

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Only the other kids with the thermos soup.

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And I don't want to sit
next to those losers!

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Just kidding.

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What if I really did that?

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I thought you just did that.

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I thought you just shut the door
in my face.

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I did, to be funny.

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I so wouldn't have done that.
You're, like, my best friend.

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Okay, bestie.

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And by the way, I'd sit
next to you if you had thermos soup.

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I can't believe it.

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So glad you said that, though.
It made the joke way better.

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Mom! No more thermos soup for me!

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Look at that.
Doesn't that look amazing?

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It looks super amazing.

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Kimchi-jjigae is very simple,

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but that's what makes it so good.

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It's about using the best ingredients.

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It smells so good, Mrs. Kim.

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Sasha, I've told you a million times,

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call me Judy.

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And we Koreans use scissors
for everything.

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Vegetables, noodles...

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Our children.

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- All right. You wanna try?
- Okay.

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Look at you. You're a natural.

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Thanks... Judy.

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Are you sure you're not Korean?

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So I'm painting a sparrow
in its nest,

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and I finished painting the nest,

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and halfway through painting the sparrow,

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it flies away.

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That's when I learned...

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to start with the thing that can fly away.

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- Can I have some money?
- Why?

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It's Friday night, and I thought
it'd be fun if Sasha and I went out.

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Cheese!

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- Bye, Judy!
- Bye!

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Stop!

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What a rush!

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- That was good.
- Yeah?

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- Okay, now I wanna reel it in...
- You leave it.

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- Okay. And then we move it back?
- And then you just let it... Let it go.

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No. No, and then you just, like,
put it up there.

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- The hole?
- And then, yeah, then that's it.

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And then that's it. You're fishing.

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- This is fishing?
- This is fishing.

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Isn't it fun?

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You know what I'd like to catch?

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- What?
- A hamburguer.

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Marcus!

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Dad! What's wrong?

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Mr. Kim?

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- Are you okay?
- There's been an accident.

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I can't find the coffee filters.
I don't know where she kept them.

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Let's go out.

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You don't know the words, do you?

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Shh, it's D'Angelo!

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I don't need to know the words to know
that it's emotional, and sensual,

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and full of melodic feelings, okay?

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Uh?

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So, it... It's cool seeing you laugh.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Marcus.

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I... I don't know what I was...

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All right. You okay?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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- Yeah, I'm fine.
- All right.

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- How are you?
- Oh, it's... I'm so great.

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Oh.

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Hey, where'd you get that condom?

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Oh, um...

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seventh grade.

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Oh.

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Who... Who taught you how to put it on?

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This lady came to our school...

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taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and...

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she put it on a banana.

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Oh.

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- Did you practice at home with bananas?
- No, I didn't need a banana at home.

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Marcus, your car smells like Parmesan.

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Oh, yeah, that... That... That's Parmesan.

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I've got, like, a bunch of Parmesan
in the glove compartment.

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- Wanna get something to eat?
- Okay.

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- Ow! Oh!
- Oh! Sorry, I was...

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- You don't have to do any of that.
- No? Yeah, cool, okay.

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You're being really weird.

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I'm not being weird. You're being weird.

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See? What was that sigh?

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- That was weird.
- That's just how I breathe.

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I'm a hard breather.

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Yeah, I know that now.

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Eww!

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No, that was supposed to be cute.
That was supposed to be like,

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"'Cause we had sex,
I know what you sound like."

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Okay, I... I... I got it.
Thank you, Marcus!

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Look, it was your idea to go all the way,
all right?

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Are you kidding me?

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You kissed me with tongue.

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You took off my underwear.
You took it to the next step.

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Because I felt bad you'd have to tell
everyone at college that you're a virgin.

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Well, I was planning to lie about that.

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I'm not going to college anyway.

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When did you decide that?
Why wouldn't you go to college?

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I don't have to explain anything to you.

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Look, Marcus...

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I... I know that you're hurting
because you lost your mom.

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- You know, I lost her too...
- But she wasn't your mom!

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Was she? She was my mom!

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Just because you're always at our house,
eating our food, watching our TV

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because your parents don't care enough
to ever be around

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doesn't mean you know shit
about how I'm feeling.

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You are such an asshole.

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Shit.

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Welcome to Burger King.

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Flame grilling since 1954.
Can I interest you in a Whopper?

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You can get it to go if you wanna eat it
in your car and cry.

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- You're gonna be late.
- I'm waiting for Brandon.

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Well, while you're here,
let's talk San Francisco.

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Guys! Guys!

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These are supposed
to be vegetable dumplings, okay?

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Not lemongrass testicles.

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- Let's smooth the wrinkles out.
- Yes, Chef.

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Uh, San Francisco, you're opening
a new restaurant in two months,

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and I need you there
by the end of this week, permanently.

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- That's beautiful, Sharice.
- I ordered you guys a great house.

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Oh, sounds good.

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Your mom wants to pick you up
from the airport.

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I told her I'd get you a car,

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- then she yelled and hung up on me.
- Oh.

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Their worst fear in life is for me
to have to tip somebody.

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That's why I learned to cut my own hair.

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It doesn't show.

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- All right, I look good?
- Yes.

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- Everything sucked in?
- Oh, yes.

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- Okay.
- Water?

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That came from your thigh gap?
No, thank you.

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Thanks for calling it a gap.

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Besides, my Spanx are on backwards

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so the pee flap lines up
with the wrong hole.

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- There's no time to change it.
- Oh.

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- How are you feeling?
- Pregnant as hell.

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And I am so mad at Kate Middleton.

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I was driving to work this morning
thinking about her taking those pictures

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on the hospital steps like, what,
three hours after she had a baby?

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And she had that royal diaper on.
You know she had that diaper on.

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I don't want you to talk about that stuff

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- in front of the customers.
- Okay, cool.

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- You asked me a question. What's it again?
- Hey.

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- Hey.
- Mm.

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- Wow, you look great.
- Oh...

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- Ready to do this?
- Yes.

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Guys, enjoy yourselves.

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I'll just be here
looking like a fat Meghan Markle.

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We are

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at the Operation Smile benefit,

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catching up
with celebrity chef Sasha Tran,

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the genius
behind LA's trendsetting restaurant,

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Knives and Mercy,

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and her fiancé
and mega restaurant developer,

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Brandon Choi.

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Now Brandon, you're credited

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with the global branding and franchising
for a lot of A-list culinary stars.

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Do they ever get jealous
that Sasha is receiving special treatment?

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Well,
I hope they're all a little bit jealous,

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but not jealous enough
to stop working with me.

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What an amazing couple you two are.

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So sweet.

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What a great cause, huh?

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Hmm.

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- I'm gonna play some music. Is that okay?
- Hmm.

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What are you doin'?

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Smoking weed and dancing
in front of a mirror. Wanna join?

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- No.
- Dad, come on.

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- I challenge you to a battle.
- Well, since you put it that way.

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Oh, okay, stop, stop. You win the battle.

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Come on.

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We gotta go.

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We're installing a new furnace today
down in the Mission.

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Let me guess:

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another hipster donut shop opening
in an old laundromat?

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No.

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Artisan roast beef sandwiches
in an old record store.

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Unbelievable.

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Hey! Hey, what do you think about this
for the flowers for the wedding, huh?

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I'll do for black flowers
what I did for fish sauce ice cream.

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- Sure.
- Good.

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I just don't wanna be a boring-ass bride,
you know?

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- Let's spice it up.
- Can I talk to you about something?

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Yeah. Sure. What's up? Mm-hmm.

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I've been thinking about this a lot.

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And if it's cool with you,
I'd like to postpone the wedding.

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It's not that I don't want to get married.
I do.

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It's just... It's just
that this opportunity has come up

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for me to go to India with José Andrés.

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The chef from Bazaar?

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Exactly.

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He's opening up a new restaurant there,
and he knows about my two years

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in the saffron fields of Kashmir
with Alice Waters.

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So you want me
to go to San Francisco alone?

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That's the beauty of it.

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We'd both be in new surroundings.
We'd be apart...

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together.

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Before entering
into a lifelong commitment.

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I just... I just want this to be right.
So that when we do get married...

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...he'll be the best husband he can be.
So, in that sense,

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it's really for the both of us.

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Are you serious?
What the hell is happening right now?

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- He'll just be gone for half a year...
- Stop it.

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- And he flew out this morning to India.
- Like, the India? Like, the...

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- the country?
- India.

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So instead of getting married,
he's gonna, like, just Eat Pray Love?

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And in the meantime,
we're gonna see other people.

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Wait, what?

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We are gonna see other people.

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So we're both absolutely sure
that we belong together.

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Think of it like a six-month Bachelorette.

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You know? San Francisco
could not have come at a better time.

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I'll get away, reset.

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Go to the aquarium, marvel at that...
albino alligator.

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- It's all good!
- Mm-hmm.

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I'm gonna go do inventory.

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Oh, God.

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I'm sorry.
I'm just, um, getting the oyster sauce.

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Okay. Um...

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Never give anybody your heart, Enrique.

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Thank you, Chef.

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Mr. Kim!

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Wait...

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- Veronica!
- Yes.

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- You're back in San Francisco?
- Hi.

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My God! How long's it been?

246
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Oh, gosh. I don't think I've seen you
since high school graduation.

247
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:18,796
Veronica?

248
00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:20,171
Marcus!

249
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:21,588
Hey!

250
00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:24,255
Oh, my goodness! Hi!

251
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,522
- All right.
- Hi, hi, hi!

252
00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,838
I'll bring the rest. Be right back.

253
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,671
- Wow, look at you!
- Yeah.

254
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:30,755
It's so good to see you.

255
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:33,546
- You, too.
- So you lost all your piercings, huh?

256
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,171
Oh no, not all of 'em.

257
00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:43,713
Uh, well,
uh, thank you for hiring us for this job

258
00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,516
and, uh,
congrats on the house and the baby.

259
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,564
- Oh, thanks. It's not my house, though.
- Hey, V!

260
00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,005
The bathroom counter is too high.

261
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:50,463
I'm gonna need a stool to...

262
00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:59,046
Uh, hey, what's up?

263
00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:01,005
Wow. Look who's here? It's...

264
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,213
Look who's here, this... This is...

265
00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:05,338
And who's in the house. It's you!

266
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:06,546
This is amazing.

267
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:10,088
- Hi, Marcus.
- Hi! Yeah, hi, Sasha.

268
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,005
Hi. Hello. Hi. What's up?

269
00:19:14,046 --> 00:19:15,505
Long time.

270
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,171
Yes. Yes.
Very long time, uh, very much so indeed.

271
00:19:19,255 --> 00:19:24,296
Uh... But, you know, time passes,
and now it's like current, modern...

272
00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:27,796
It's like we're here, and this is great.
It's...

273
00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:29,796
So I...

274
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:32,046
I guess you're the air conditioning guy?

275
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,755
Oh? Oh, this?
No, no, I just like the ease of a onesie.

276
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,171
Oh, okay.

277
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,630
You're back in town?
I thought you moved to LA.

278
00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:40,338
Uh, I... I did. Um...

279
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,338
I'm just renting this house.
I'm here for two months.

280
00:19:43,588 --> 00:19:45,130
We're opening a restaurant.

281
00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:47,546
If you're renting,
then why are you installing AC...

282
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,046
No way! Sasha Tran!

283
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,505
Mr. Kim! Oh, my God.

284
00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:54,630
Oh!

285
00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:55,713
Look at you!

286
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:58,546
You have not changed one bit.
How do you not age?

287
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:00,463
I wash my face with shampoo.

288
00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:05,630
I can't believe I'm seeing you.
We thought you'd never come back.

289
00:20:05,713 --> 00:20:07,630
- You're like our own Asian Oprah.
- Oh!

290
00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:09,421
How much money do you have now?

291
00:20:10,963 --> 00:20:11,963
He's serious.

292
00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:15,380
- Oh...
- Oh! I just read you're getting married

293
00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:18,296
to that guy, your manager. Seems great!

294
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,796
Older than I thought, but...

295
00:20:21,171 --> 00:20:22,171
good.

296
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:25,296
- How old is he?
- He's a very young 50.

297
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,171
Uh, he does a lot of Capoeira.

298
00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:31,463
He, uh, shops at, uh, um... Under Armour.

299
00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,588
And, uh, he has...

300
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,171
uh, 57,000 followers on Instagram.

301
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,838
Okay. Well, me and Marcus,

302
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,505
we're gonna get you all set up.
Don't worry. Oh!

303
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,546
Invest your money in lettuce.

304
00:20:44,838 --> 00:20:46,463
Kale can't hold on forever.

305
00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:49,921
Hmm.

306
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,630
Dude, you so did that on purpose.

307
00:20:52,713 --> 00:20:54,564
I thought
it was just gonna be Mr. Kim.

308
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:57,046
I had no idea
Marcus was gonna be working with him.

309
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,921
The company
is literally called "Harry and Son."

310
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,588
Yeah, "sun," like in the sky.

311
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:04,564
- It's what I thought.
- Whatever.

312
00:21:04,588 --> 00:21:05,713
Your plan didn't work.

313
00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:08,171
Well, I thought
this was your six-month Bachelorette.

314
00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:09,421
Yeah, with strangers.

315
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:12,088
I'm not trying to Bachelorette
with Marcus Kim.

316
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,630
There's way too much history there.

317
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:17,171
- Plus, he's so not my type anymore.
- Oh, you mean because he's not an asshole?

318
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:20,171
Oh, he's an asshole.
He's just a stealth asshole.

319
00:21:20,505 --> 00:21:23,171
Like those good-looking guys,
those white dudes with a beard

320
00:21:23,255 --> 00:21:25,272
that come up to you on the street,
all good-looking,

321
00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:27,005
ask you how you're doing,

322
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,505
and then you realize
they're carrying a clipboard,

323
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:33,546
asking to donate money
for some endangered flora and fauna.

324
00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:37,255
- Misleading you.
- All right, I'll take that as a maybe.

325
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,088
Look, I gotta go.
Denise wants to talk nursery motif.

326
00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:42,713
And for some reason,
she's so anti-penguin.

327
00:21:42,921 --> 00:21:45,088
I mean, this one has a hat on it.

328
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,546
It's so cute.
I didn't know penguins get cold.

329
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,713
I think it's fiction when they wear hats.

330
00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:52,755
I always forget whether fiction's
the real one or the fake one.

331
00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,963
- Love you!
- I love you, too. Good night.

332
00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:01,921
Look at my pool.

333
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,546
You know who doesn't have a pool? Marcus.

334
00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:14,546
No,
the LA restaurant is non-denominational,

335
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:15,755
modern Vietnamese fusion.

336
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:19,046
The San Francisco one
is gonna be a step up from that.

337
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,713
It's trans-denominational.

338
00:22:22,588 --> 00:22:25,088
Yes! Yes!

339
00:22:25,338 --> 00:22:29,171
Transgressive, transforming, transcendent.
Ah! Brilliant!

340
00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:31,755
Excellent thoughts, as always.
Thank you, Julian.

341
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,505
Mm.

342
00:22:39,213 --> 00:22:41,005
Does it get tiring doing that?

343
00:22:41,213 --> 00:22:43,005
My work? No. I love it.

344
00:22:43,213 --> 00:22:44,838
No, your phone voice.

345
00:22:44,921 --> 00:22:45,921
My what?

346
00:22:46,671 --> 00:22:48,796
You know, that voice you use on the phone.

347
00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:52,296
"Brilliant!
Excellent, as always. Ta-ta, Julian!"

348
00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:53,505
Okay, first of all,

349
00:22:53,588 --> 00:22:54,880
you sound like Count Chocula.

350
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:57,048
And that's very rude, Marcus.

351
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,921
Especially considering
I'm the customer paying you money.

352
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,130
It's just funny
because I know it's not you, that voice.

353
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,463
Well, you haven't known me
for a very long time.

354
00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:08,046
And PS, have you seen yourself
in those coveralls?

355
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,530
You look like a homeless astronaut.

356
00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,546
Hey, guys, I'm off to the restaurant,

357
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,088
but I picked you up
some breakfast burritos.

358
00:23:15,171 --> 00:23:18,296
- Mm!
- I've already had one. Well, two.

359
00:23:18,588 --> 00:23:21,005
- Who's counting?
- Excellent.

360
00:23:21,838 --> 00:23:23,238
Ta-ta, Veronica!

361
00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:25,016
Oh, don't use your phone voice
on me, bitch.

362
00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:31,463
So, you just set it...

363
00:23:32,171 --> 00:23:34,713
...and forget it.
Like that commercial for that thing.

364
00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:36,713
- What thing?
- I can't remember.

365
00:23:36,796 --> 00:23:39,838
But if you have any problems,
like I said, call us.

366
00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:41,963
Thanks, Mr. Kim.

367
00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:45,588
Uh...

368
00:23:45,921 --> 00:23:48,213
- Thank you, Marcus.
- You're welcome, Sasha.

369
00:23:50,088 --> 00:23:51,796
Um...

370
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,338
Oh, wait! Did you invite Sasha
to your gig tomorrow?

371
00:23:55,421 --> 00:23:56,296
- She'd love it.
- No.

372
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:58,588
- Gig?
- Hello Peril. His band.

373
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,856
- You ought to go. They're so good!
- Let's not do this, Dad.

374
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,546
Hello Peril's still together?

375
00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,755
- Sixteen years strong.
- Wow.

376
00:24:04,838 --> 00:24:06,647
- I'll get you a flyer for the show.
- No, do not get a...

377
00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,831
- They're in the van.
- Why are you getting...

378
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:13,380
- The whole original band's still together?
- No, it's just me and Quasar.

379
00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:15,046
Um, but remember Tony Gill?

380
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,630
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. He joined.

381
00:24:16,713 --> 00:24:18,838
The only one you don't know
is our drummer, Ginger.

382
00:24:18,921 --> 00:24:19,755
She's awesome.

383
00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,921
She grew up in the Bay Area.
She had three moms.

384
00:24:22,338 --> 00:24:25,255
Oh! Their tampon budget must have been
through the roof.

385
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,630
Hey, look at that.

386
00:24:27,838 --> 00:24:30,463
Um... My... My schedule tomorrow's
a little tight, so...

387
00:24:30,546 --> 00:24:32,213
- Yeah.
- Well, if it changes.

388
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:35,546
I have to say, uh...

389
00:24:35,963 --> 00:24:39,171
I'm surprised you two lost touch.
You used to be so close.

390
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,130
I always thought...

391
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,796
maybe you'd end up together.

392
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:46,338
Dad! Jesus!

393
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,505
Okay... Um...

394
00:24:51,005 --> 00:24:52,005
Yeah.

395
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,088
So design-wise,
we're very much embracing your philosophy

396
00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,963
of highlighting the original architecture
of the space.

397
00:25:55,046 --> 00:25:59,421
Okay. So, right here, I'm thinking
big communal table with Gubi chairs.

398
00:25:59,505 --> 00:26:02,005
Over here, two-tops with Gubi chairs.

399
00:26:02,088 --> 00:26:04,713
Right over here, I'm thinking four-tops
with Gubi chairs,

400
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,880
and in this little nook right here,
I'm thinking a six-top round with...

401
00:26:07,963 --> 00:26:09,796
Let me guess: Gubi chairs!

402
00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,796
I was thinking high-back...

403
00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:14,095
but, you know what?
You're the boss,

404
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,380
so we can absolutely switch them
to Gubis.

405
00:26:16,463 --> 00:26:18,880
I don't even really know
what Gubi chairs look like.

406
00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:21,213
You know, they look a bit like chairs.

407
00:26:22,005 --> 00:26:24,296
Um... Meaning that they've got...

408
00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:27,921
They've got these, like... uh,
four kind of like...

409
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,397
legs.
I don't know why I'm doing that gesture,

410
00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:31,505
and that's inappropriate.

411
00:26:31,588 --> 00:26:32,647
- I'm so sorry.
- Hello?

412
00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:33,796
- Um...
- Sasha!

413
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,713
Hello?

414
00:26:34,796 --> 00:26:36,588
Sasha!

415
00:26:37,213 --> 00:26:38,588
- Sasha!
- Sasha? Are you in there?

416
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,171
- Why are my parents here?
- Ooh, I don't know.

417
00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:44,005
- Parking meter is expired!
- I kept saying "Gubi."

418
00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:44,963
Yeah, you did.

419
00:26:45,088 --> 00:26:47,755
- I was spiraling.
- You got a little sweat on your top lip.

420
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:51,213
- She's gonna fire me, isn't she?
- No. She'd make me do it.

421
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,380
Oh! Hey!

422
00:26:55,838 --> 00:26:58,296
Hi.

423
00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:01,421
Hi! How are you?

424
00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:05,713
- Wow, this is so crazy you guys are here.
- Who picked you up from the airport?

425
00:27:05,796 --> 00:27:06,880
I got car service.

426
00:27:07,046 --> 00:27:08,130
Oh, no.

427
00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:09,671
Did you have to pay tip?

428
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:12,671
No, Dad. I jumped out
when he slowed down at a stop sign.

429
00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:15,171
So, what are you guys doing here?

430
00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:18,130
Veronica posted on Facebook
that you would be here.

431
00:27:18,463 --> 00:27:20,213
Oh!

432
00:27:20,921 --> 00:27:23,671
Is someone... I think someone's calling me
about Gubi chairs.

433
00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:25,397
We're just happy you're home.

434
00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:27,897
Now that we have sold
the store, we have so much free time.

435
00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:30,755
We are throwing
your cousin Barry's son, Liam,

436
00:27:30,838 --> 00:27:32,130
a birthday party next week.

437
00:27:32,713 --> 00:27:34,671
So, you get to see the new house.

438
00:27:34,755 --> 00:27:37,463
I didn't think I would like retirement,
but it's good.

439
00:27:37,546 --> 00:27:39,713
Yesterday, I hung a bird feeder in a tree.

440
00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:42,255
That's great, Dad, but you know,
guys, um...

441
00:27:42,338 --> 00:27:44,338
I'm gonna be really busy
opening the restaurant.

442
00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:48,880
I have two months to finalize the layout,
design the menu, choose the suppliers.

443
00:27:49,171 --> 00:27:51,505
Then I fly to New York
and have to do it all over again.

444
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,755
What day?

445
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,713
I know someone in New York
who can pick you up.

446
00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:55,996
And you don't have to pay tip.

447
00:28:52,421 --> 00:28:55,463
I think you guys are gonna be glad
you put me on merch.

448
00:28:55,546 --> 00:28:59,213
Our T-shirt table sales have been fire.

449
00:28:59,296 --> 00:29:00,338
Stop.

450
00:29:00,796 --> 00:29:02,130
So, how many have we sold?

451
00:29:02,463 --> 00:29:03,463
Nine.

452
00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:05,880
Well, two got sent back, so...

453
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,505
seven.

454
00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:11,630
- Seven?
- And I also got these.

455
00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:17,671
Hello Peril. Boop.

456
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:21,088
But tennis balls have nothing
to do with our band.

457
00:29:21,171 --> 00:29:22,046
Uh, counterpoint:

458
00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:24,588
since when has our band made any sense?

459
00:29:25,171 --> 00:29:26,171
Okay.

460
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,880
Well,
maybe we'll have a better chance of...

461
00:29:29,505 --> 00:29:31,796
selling these if we start playing...

462
00:29:32,255 --> 00:29:33,338
bigger venues.

463
00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:35,189
When are we gonna talk about tensions
in the band,

464
00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:37,213
'cause I'm mad at two of you right now.

465
00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,439
Marcus, did you have a chance
to call Southie's

466
00:29:39,463 --> 00:29:41,171
and ask about us playing Thursday nights?

467
00:29:41,255 --> 00:29:42,963
Oh, yeah... um, no.

468
00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:44,380
I don't like Southie's.

469
00:29:44,463 --> 00:29:46,088
Okay, okay, fair,

470
00:29:46,171 --> 00:29:48,838
except they're, like, three times
the size of this place.

471
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,522
Yeah,
but they're on the other side of town.

472
00:29:50,546 --> 00:29:53,466
- People don't know us over there.
- Yeah, because we've never been there!

473
00:29:53,796 --> 00:29:56,338
Marcus, this is just like
when you refused to try cold brew

474
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:57,713
because you'd never heard of it.

475
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,588
And then it took a year
of me convincing you to try it,

476
00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:02,380
and then what happened? Huh?

477
00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:05,213
- What do you love now?
- Cold brew.

478
00:30:05,296 --> 00:30:06,713
Cold brew.

479
00:30:07,463 --> 00:30:09,296
I'm mad at Tony and myself.

480
00:30:10,046 --> 00:30:12,963
Tony annoys me,
and I'm mad at myself for that.

481
00:30:19,296 --> 00:30:20,338
Thank you so much!

482
00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:23,380
The next band is Hello Peril.
You don't wanna miss out.

483
00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:28,338
What's up, everybody?

484
00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:30,921
Hey, what's up, Bay Area?

485
00:30:31,005 --> 00:30:33,755
Yeah!

486
00:30:33,838 --> 00:30:36,046
All right, we are Hello Peril,

487
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,921
serving you great music,
all day, every day.

488
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:40,671
Hey, speaking of serving...

489
00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:42,380
who here likes tennis?

490
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,421
All right.
Um, well... Well, it's a great sport.

491
00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:51,671
- And we've got Hello Peril tennis balls...
- Yeah.

492
00:30:51,755 --> 00:30:53,838
I think they filmed some
of Boys Don't Cry here.

493
00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:55,421
Oh, which part?

494
00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:57,213
Not a good part.

495
00:30:57,338 --> 00:31:00,505
There you go. Yeah.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.

496
00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:02,606
All right, who's ready
to hear some music?

497
00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,963
Let's do it.

498
00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:11,130
Thank you for coming.

499
00:31:11,796 --> 00:31:12,796
Of course.

500
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:35,628
They're still really good.

501
00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:03,880
I didn't even know I could squat.

502
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:05,338
- Be careful.
- Okay.

503
00:32:13,505 --> 00:32:15,671
So for your baby shower,

504
00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:17,880
I think I'm just gonna do,
like, a zoo theme.

505
00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,546
- Zoo?
- Yeah, zoo.

506
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:21,106
- That's very safe. There's monkeys...
- No.

507
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,370
Look, I'm gonna be changing diapers
for a very long time.

508
00:32:23,421 --> 00:32:25,630
I don't wanna smell shit
at my baby shower.

509
00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,588
- No, I'm not gonna have a zoo...
- I want...

510
00:32:27,671 --> 00:32:29,671
No way! Sasha and Veronica?

511
00:32:29,755 --> 00:32:30,755
- What's up?
- Hey.

512
00:32:30,796 --> 00:32:32,088
Hey, Tony, looking good.

513
00:32:32,171 --> 00:32:33,796
Thanks, girl. Feeling good.

514
00:32:35,046 --> 00:32:36,921
Oh shit, that's not mine, is it?

515
00:32:37,005 --> 00:32:40,630
- No, honey. It's my fiancée's. Denise.
- Cool!

516
00:32:40,713 --> 00:32:44,963
Um, actually, I'm a... an LGBTQIA ally.

517
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,296
So, thank you, uh, for your service.

518
00:32:50,046 --> 00:32:52,755
Uh, so anyway,
I... I thought you couldn't make it.

519
00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:56,338
Oh, well, my schedule cleared up
last minute, so I thought I'd stop by.

520
00:32:56,546 --> 00:32:57,380
Sure, of course.

521
00:32:57,546 --> 00:33:00,546
- Yeah, it was fun.
- You guys are so good.

522
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,213
- You're just blowing up, too.
- Oh, yes we are.

523
00:33:03,338 --> 00:33:04,921
Um, I don't know if you heard,

524
00:33:05,005 --> 00:33:07,255
- but we sold seven T-shirts.
- Oh!

525
00:33:07,338 --> 00:33:09,380
- What are you, like Old Navy?
- Yes, yes.

526
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,296
I could listen to this story all night,
but I can't.

527
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,296
I'm gonna go check to make sure

528
00:33:15,380 --> 00:33:17,171
- I haven't dropped my placenta.
- Oh.

529
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:19,630
- Bye! Thank you for coming.
- [Okay. So much fun.

530
00:33:19,713 --> 00:33:22,171
- Bye, V!
- Love is love is... love.

531
00:33:22,338 --> 00:33:23,338
Gosh, Tony.

532
00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:26,130
So, uh, what are you guys up to?
You hungry?

533
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,588
Oh, yeah. I'm down for some food.

534
00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:30,921
I actually have to get up early tomorrow,
but thank you for inviting me, Marcus.

535
00:33:32,588 --> 00:33:35,880
You killed it, babe!

536
00:33:36,171 --> 00:33:38,421
That was your best set yet, babe!

537
00:33:42,338 --> 00:33:48,213
Oh, my gosh, you guys. I forgot.
I, um... have to, uh... uh, vote.

538
00:33:49,046 --> 00:33:51,963
- Babe, that was so hot!
- Jenny! Jenny! Jenny.

539
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,921
Jenny, this is Sasha. Sasha, Jenny.

540
00:33:55,921 --> 00:33:56,963
Oh, my God.

541
00:33:57,755 --> 00:33:58,755
Sasha Tran?

542
00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:03,630
Oh... Oh, hey.

543
00:34:04,046 --> 00:34:06,505
It's a lot of... Lot of hair...

544
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,296
...in my mouth, a little bit.

545
00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:12,671
It is so nice to finally meet you.

546
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,022
It's nice to meet you, too.

547
00:34:15,046 --> 00:34:19,088
Marcus told me you guys are old friends,
but I kind of didn't believe him.

548
00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:21,838
I am a huge fan.

549
00:34:22,088 --> 00:34:24,921
You have to let me cook
for you tonight.

550
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,416
- Oh, uh, Sasha has to get up early.
- Well...

551
00:34:28,005 --> 00:34:29,130
not that early.

552
00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:31,171
Really?

553
00:34:46,046 --> 00:34:47,921
Wow, Jenny.

554
00:34:48,838 --> 00:34:50,880
This looks... amazing.

555
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,130
Thank you.

556
00:34:57,046 --> 00:34:58,546
Is that Vienna sausage?

557
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,296
Yeah.

558
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,213
Mm! So good!

559
00:35:07,296 --> 00:35:09,796
- Hey!
- She likes it.

560
00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:13,463
Sasha Tran likes my cooking!

561
00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:16,338
How did you and Marcus meet?

562
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:18,380
Oh, um...

563
00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:22,838
The community youth group
that I work with...

564
00:35:23,005 --> 00:35:25,338
um, was performing performance art

565
00:35:25,421 --> 00:35:30,088
about the illegal trafficking
of tropical birds, and...

566
00:35:30,755 --> 00:35:34,421
Hello Peril was on the same bill,
and I saw him perform,

567
00:35:34,505 --> 00:35:35,963
and I just fell in love.

568
00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:40,005
Wow, babe,
that was almost five months ago.

569
00:35:40,088 --> 00:35:42,421
- Can you believe it?
- Five months? Wow. Yeah.

570
00:35:42,505 --> 00:35:44,963
I was a polyam
before Marcus and I got married.

571
00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,880
Wait... you two are married?

572
00:35:48,171 --> 00:35:49,588
No, no, no. No, we're not.

573
00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:53,796
Not in your traditional,
heteronormative sense.

574
00:35:54,005 --> 00:35:55,380
We're married spiritually

575
00:35:55,671 --> 00:35:56,796
and sexually.

576
00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:58,588
Yeah, but not literally.

577
00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:01,963
Uh, anyway, Jenny is, um, amazing.

578
00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:04,880
She, uh, works with underserved kids
in the community,

579
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:08,421
teaching them drama and music,
and, uh, she's taught me a lot

580
00:36:08,505 --> 00:36:11,171
about being more conscious
of the world around me, you know.

581
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:13,338
That's great.

582
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,630
FYI. These are, uh, Paula Deen plates,
you know, the...

583
00:36:17,296 --> 00:36:18,296
racist butter lady.

584
00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:21,046
Oh, I know. That's why I stole them.

585
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,880
Oh! Uh...

586
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,005
- Oh, another one.
- Another one!

587
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,463
Oh!

588
00:36:38,046 --> 00:36:39,481
You don't have to give me a ride home.

589
00:36:39,505 --> 00:36:40,713
I can call an Uber.

590
00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:43,685
I'd be happy to charge you for the ride
if it makes you feel better.

591
00:36:43,755 --> 00:36:46,338
Uh, you know it wouldn't.

592
00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:51,713
So, uh... Jenny's...

593
00:36:52,338 --> 00:36:53,421
quite the character.

594
00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:57,088
Yeah, she's, um... very free, you know?

595
00:36:57,171 --> 00:37:00,296
How does an Asian person
even cultivate dreadlocks on their head?

596
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,421
I don't know,
but a crocheting tool is involved.

597
00:37:02,505 --> 00:37:04,796
Oh. Does the carpet match the drapes?

598
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,171
No, it's just a huge bush.

599
00:37:07,255 --> 00:37:09,380
I kind of love it, though, you know?

600
00:37:09,463 --> 00:37:12,338
She sleeps bottomless
like a sexy Asian Winnie the Pooh.

601
00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:18,421
No way.

602
00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:22,713
- You still have the Corolla?
- In the same condition, too.

603
00:37:24,505 --> 00:37:25,755
Oh!

604
00:37:26,213 --> 00:37:28,338
Oh, locks stopped working in 2007.

605
00:37:28,671 --> 00:37:29,671
Oh...

606
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,921
Yeah.

607
00:37:47,963 --> 00:37:49,088
What are you looking at?

608
00:37:49,171 --> 00:37:51,255
- Nothing.
- Why were you looking in my back seat?

609
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:55,671
I wasn't. I was just, uh...
My chiropractor says I gotta, you know...

610
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:57,397
- turn, rotate my...
- Look at the back seat?

611
00:37:57,421 --> 00:37:59,255
- Yeah.
- Because we had sex back there?

612
00:37:59,338 --> 00:38:01,522
- Oh, my God!
- That's why you're looking back there.

613
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:02,626
Just calling you out on it.

614
00:38:03,838 --> 00:38:06,296
So what do you think?
Seeing it after all these years?

615
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,921
That it might be even smaller
and grosser than I remember.

616
00:38:09,005 --> 00:38:11,046
You better still be talking
about my back seat.

617
00:38:12,546 --> 00:38:15,005
Hey, uh, by the way,
it would have been nice, you know,

618
00:38:15,088 --> 00:38:18,588
would have been cool to lose my virginity
someplace classy like, uh...

619
00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,421
on a blanket in a gazebo.

620
00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:21,713
Little hotel by the Bay.

621
00:38:22,005 --> 00:38:24,130
- A hotel by the Bay?
- A hotel by the Bay.

622
00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:27,171
Who was I? A lawyer having an affair
with a coworker?

623
00:38:27,713 --> 00:38:30,838
- I was 18. I had no money.
- Well, you could have saved it.

624
00:38:30,921 --> 00:38:31,796
You could have stolen it.

625
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,356
You stole nuts out of the nut bins
every day at Rainbow Grocery.

626
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,439
Okay, that's not stealing.
That's called "tasting."

627
00:38:36,463 --> 00:38:38,671
That's why they got those flaps,
so you could try shit.

628
00:38:38,755 --> 00:38:41,546
Whatever. The past is the past, right?

629
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,588
Please tell Jenny
I enjoyed her enthusiasm.

630
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,588
Not the sausage, not the...

631
00:38:46,963 --> 00:38:49,421
maca powder mixed with the ketchup,
but, uh...

632
00:38:49,505 --> 00:38:51,463
...her energy, her chi,

633
00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,630
her yin, her yang, all of it.

634
00:38:53,713 --> 00:38:54,963
I will.

635
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,713
Well... uh, okay. Uh, bye.

636
00:39:01,796 --> 00:39:03,130
Bye.

637
00:39:04,296 --> 00:39:06,255
Oh, uh...

638
00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:08,138
Yeah, I... I have to do that
from the outside.

639
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,338
Oh! That weapon again. Hm.

640
00:39:12,671 --> 00:39:14,397
This window thing came off in my hand.

641
00:39:18,130 --> 00:39:19,046
What'd you say?

642
00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:21,046
I said, "This window thing came off
in my hand."

643
00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:22,421
Oh, right. Okay.

644
00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:23,838
- Thanks.
- All right, bye.

645
00:39:23,921 --> 00:39:25,213
Bye.

646
00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:39,755
And we could make the print look
like handwritten calligraphy.

647
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,880
Oh, good. And print it on rice paper.

648
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:44,088
- White people eat that shit up.
- Guilty.

649
00:39:46,338 --> 00:39:48,796
Hey, the flatware rep is here.

650
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,505
I know, it's a lot.

651
00:39:51,005 --> 00:39:52,171
And Netflix just called.

652
00:39:52,255 --> 00:39:55,175
They wanna know if you can cater
a wrap party this Sunday at the Fairmont.

653
00:39:55,505 --> 00:39:57,505
- Is it for The Crown?
- No.

654
00:39:57,588 --> 00:40:00,921
It's for that new Kevin James show
where he plays a young Benjamin Franklin.

655
00:40:02,421 --> 00:40:05,796
Um... Okay, screw it. Yeah, sure.

656
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,713
- Why not?
- All right!

657
00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,380
Is that Padma Lakshmi?

658
00:40:25,671 --> 00:40:28,380
He's Bacheloretting with Padma?

659
00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:32,005
Stupid, beautiful, talented Padma Lakshmi.

660
00:40:46,588 --> 00:40:49,046
I mean, what did we do
before the Internet?

661
00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:52,130
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and fill out
the application for the audition...

662
00:40:57,046 --> 00:40:59,130
They wanna know
if any of us have been married

663
00:40:59,213 --> 00:41:00,880
for the application for the auditions.

664
00:41:00,963 --> 00:41:03,338
That's so weird... Hello, Marcus?

665
00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:05,505
Are you listening to me
or are you messaging someone?

666
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,171
- Oh, um... No, I'm listening. What's up?
- I called Southie's.

667
00:41:09,255 --> 00:41:11,796
They said Thursdays are open,
but we've gotta audition.

668
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,588
Against 100 other bands.

669
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,338
I mean, yeah, at least. It's Southie's.

670
00:41:15,421 --> 00:41:18,046
- Isn't that great?
- I have a question for you.

671
00:41:18,421 --> 00:41:19,255
Shoot.

672
00:41:19,338 --> 00:41:21,171
Why did you bail on dinner
the other night?

673
00:41:21,671 --> 00:41:22,546
What dinner?

674
00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:23,671
After the show.

675
00:41:23,755 --> 00:41:26,130
Remember? We were all gonna go to dinner,
and then...

676
00:41:26,213 --> 00:41:28,255
Jenny showed up, and then you bailed.

677
00:41:28,630 --> 00:41:31,838
Oh... Yeah, that's... Uh...

678
00:41:32,171 --> 00:41:34,505
- You... You know, uh, I had...
- Uh...

679
00:41:34,588 --> 00:41:36,005
- What?
- I know what?

680
00:41:36,088 --> 00:41:37,606
- You were gonna say something?
- You...

681
00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,522
- I'm asking you, why did you bail?
- Right, and then you said something after.

682
00:41:40,546 --> 00:41:42,106
- I didn't.
- You were gonna tell me why I bailed.

683
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:44,963
- No. No, I'm asking you why.
- Right. Um...

684
00:41:45,338 --> 00:41:46,978
You forgot what your lie was, didn't you?

685
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,255
- I did.
- Yeah.

686
00:41:48,338 --> 00:41:50,296
Whatever. Um...

687
00:41:50,421 --> 00:41:52,921
Are we done with this meeting?
Because I wanna smoke weed now,

688
00:41:53,005 --> 00:41:54,713
but I don't wanna disrespect the process.

689
00:41:55,088 --> 00:41:56,463
Whoa! Me, too. Light her up.

690
00:41:59,588 --> 00:42:01,296
- Suppress the darkness.
- Yep.

691
00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:28,213
Barry.

692
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,838
Hey! So glad you came.

693
00:42:29,921 --> 00:42:31,814
- Oh.
- Always fun seeing my famous cousin.

694
00:42:31,838 --> 00:42:34,546
No! Thanks for inviting me.

695
00:42:35,838 --> 00:42:37,505
Can you believe all this?

696
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:40,046
You know what my parents gave me
for my eighth birthday?

697
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:40,963
Flip-flops.

698
00:42:41,046 --> 00:42:44,213
Well, they've been
amazing godparents to Liam.

699
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:45,921
They're really close.

700
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:47,671
Nice for Liam.

701
00:42:47,755 --> 00:42:49,475
But sometimes they do go
a little overboard.

702
00:42:49,505 --> 00:42:51,588
Like getting a Diana Ross impersonator.

703
00:42:55,130 --> 00:42:58,421
What's a Diana Ross impersonator doing
at an eight-year-old's birthday party?

704
00:42:58,838 --> 00:43:01,213
Your dad said she was much cheaper
than Beyoncé.

705
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,560
So, when are you gonna find out
the gender?

706
00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:13,088
I'm doing a non-gender-binary situation,
so just give me gray baby clothes.

707
00:43:13,255 --> 00:43:14,713
- Hey.
- Hey!

708
00:43:14,796 --> 00:43:16,046
- Yeah.
- You made it.

709
00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:17,564
- Thanks for the invite.
- Yeah.

710
00:43:17,588 --> 00:43:18,588
Yeah.

711
00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:22,921
- What's up, V?
- You know.

712
00:43:23,005 --> 00:43:25,838
- I do.
- Yeah.

713
00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:28,921
I think your dad's already here.

714
00:43:31,088 --> 00:43:33,338
- Lemonade?
- Oh... thanks.

715
00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:35,796
I'm Harry. Uh, huge Diana Ross fan.

716
00:43:36,546 --> 00:43:38,380
Kathy. Huge lemonade fan.

717
00:43:40,046 --> 00:43:43,380
I, uh... didn't know what to get him,
so I just went with Legos.

718
00:43:43,463 --> 00:43:45,630
Oh, what did you bring, Sasha?

719
00:43:45,921 --> 00:43:47,380
Kids love chocolate, all right?

720
00:43:47,463 --> 00:43:50,088
Matcha green tea dark chocolate
with French gray sea salt?

721
00:43:50,171 --> 00:43:52,255
Yes. Kids know that shit is delicious.

722
00:43:58,005 --> 00:43:59,338
Sorry, I'll be right back.

723
00:43:59,588 --> 00:44:00,630
That's cool.

724
00:44:01,505 --> 00:44:02,588
What kind of Legos?

725
00:44:03,171 --> 00:44:04,171
Red.

726
00:44:07,171 --> 00:44:08,171
- Hey!
- Hey.

727
00:44:08,338 --> 00:44:09,880
I know we said we wouldn't talk.

728
00:44:09,963 --> 00:44:11,796
No, it's okay.

729
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,005
It's just that yesterday...
something hit me.

730
00:44:16,046 --> 00:44:18,171
I finally realized...

731
00:44:19,046 --> 00:44:22,796
that we need to think bigger
in terms of your global branding.

732
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,671
Padma was making me breakfast
this morning, and she agrees.

733
00:44:25,755 --> 00:44:28,755
- Mm-hmm.
- Your food can be transcontinental...

734
00:44:28,838 --> 00:44:31,088
- Brandon!
- Trans-denominational...

735
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:32,130
- Trans...
- Brandon!

736
00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,671
- What?
- I don't give a shit, okay?

737
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,921
I don't give a shit
about your branding thoughts.

738
00:44:37,463 --> 00:44:39,671
You never loved me.
This was just about business.

739
00:44:39,755 --> 00:44:42,546
I cannot believe I wasted
my prime reproductive years on you.

740
00:44:43,255 --> 00:44:44,880
I hope you have terrible karma

741
00:44:44,963 --> 00:44:48,005
and come back in the next life
as a nasty little lizard

742
00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:50,671
and get stepped on by someone on a hike!

743
00:44:51,546 --> 00:44:54,005
You are getting the finger
so hard right now.

744
00:44:54,296 --> 00:44:55,671
I hope you get malaria

745
00:44:55,921 --> 00:44:59,088
and shit yourself to death,
you shitty piece of shit!

746
00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:06,713
A little softer, please.

747
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,963
You are scaring the goats.

748
00:45:09,755 --> 00:45:10,755
Oh...

749
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,088
We are so done.

750
00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:17,130
It was like being in love with a statue.
A sexy, handsome, chiseled statue

751
00:45:17,213 --> 00:45:19,088
of a Korean Eric from The Little Mermaid.

752
00:45:19,171 --> 00:45:20,588
He was just too perfect, you know?

753
00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:23,005
Like, I never felt
like I could be myself around him.

754
00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:24,671
Like, if I had to fart, I'd have to go

755
00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:26,671
to a completely different room
of the house.

756
00:45:26,755 --> 00:45:28,380
And he was so self-centered.

757
00:45:28,463 --> 00:45:31,171
He kept on saying how much he loved
and supported my career,

758
00:45:31,255 --> 00:45:33,880
when really it was just all
about how it made him look.

759
00:45:34,213 --> 00:45:37,046
All these men keep saying how much
they want a strong woman.

760
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:39,088
What they really want is a cheerleader.

761
00:45:39,588 --> 00:45:42,713
So, yeah. I'm gonna die all alone
in a big house all by myself

762
00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:46,296
in complete, utter, and deafening silence.
I can feel it, Marcus.

763
00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:49,213
There, there.

764
00:45:51,838 --> 00:45:53,796
"There, there?" That... That's all you got?

765
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,800
Well, I had more
at the beginning of your speech,

766
00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:57,213
and then I forgot it by the end.

767
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,338
Sorry. It was just so long.

768
00:46:00,171 --> 00:46:01,921
Oh, hey. Thank you.

769
00:46:05,255 --> 00:46:07,135
I can't believe this place
is still in business.

770
00:46:07,213 --> 00:46:09,613
What are we even doing here?
The food was always so terrible.

771
00:46:10,546 --> 00:46:12,505
- Are you insane?
- No.

772
00:46:12,588 --> 00:46:15,630
I eat here twice a week.
Here. Just try this, okay?

773
00:46:24,255 --> 00:46:26,421
- Hmm?
- Oh.

774
00:46:26,671 --> 00:46:29,671
- Yeah?
- Why do I remember this place as so bad?

775
00:46:29,755 --> 00:46:31,856
Because that's how you remember
your entire childhood.

776
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,440
You painted the whole thing
with a shit brush, but it's not true.

777
00:46:35,713 --> 00:46:36,713
You're right.

778
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,740
This is good.

779
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,546
This place hasn't changed one bit, either.

780
00:46:43,005 --> 00:46:44,165
Those women are still so rude

781
00:46:44,213 --> 00:46:46,338
and disappointed
that neither of us speak Cantonese.

782
00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:50,130
Hmm. Hello!

783
00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:52,088
Hi, Marcus!

784
00:46:52,171 --> 00:46:54,171
- Hello!
- Marcus!

785
00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:56,380
I learned. Better service.

786
00:46:57,338 --> 00:46:59,546
Oh, also sometimes free shumai.

787
00:46:59,755 --> 00:47:01,630
Oh!

788
00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:10,296
Mm.

789
00:47:10,588 --> 00:47:11,880
Mm. Nope, nope.

790
00:47:18,671 --> 00:47:19,671
Wow.

791
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,713
Every single car has a handicap pass.

792
00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,880
Chinese people are hella gangster.

793
00:47:24,963 --> 00:47:26,296
Look at that!

794
00:47:27,046 --> 00:47:29,130
Coming out of their cars all able-bodied.

795
00:47:31,421 --> 00:47:34,296
Hey! Hey, you guys are famous.

796
00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:35,796
Oh, yeah! Yeah!

797
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,713
We're, uh, crushing it
in this neighborhood.

798
00:47:37,796 --> 00:47:38,880
Or, like, this block.

799
00:47:38,963 --> 00:47:41,296
Like, this half of this block,
we're big time.

800
00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,880
You make fun of it,
but your band could really be something.

801
00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:46,755
- Eh.
- What do you mean, "eh"?

802
00:47:46,838 --> 00:47:48,522
You used to talk about going
on a world tour.

803
00:47:48,546 --> 00:47:51,630
No, I can't.
My dad needs me here. I'm his caregiver.

804
00:47:51,796 --> 00:47:52,963
His caregiver?

805
00:47:53,046 --> 00:47:55,046
Harry seems like he can give care
to himself.

806
00:47:55,130 --> 00:47:57,171
Yeah, but he's getting older every day,
so...

807
00:47:57,255 --> 00:47:59,838
But don't you want more?
Even just creatively?

808
00:47:59,921 --> 00:48:02,314
Well, creatively I am writing a new song
called "Tennis Ball,"

809
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:03,856
and I think it's really gonna connect.

810
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,171
So you never wanna step outside
of this community, like, ever?

811
00:48:07,338 --> 00:48:08,213
No.

812
00:48:08,338 --> 00:48:09,588
Like, ever, ever?

813
00:48:09,671 --> 00:48:12,505
Sasha, I don't.
Okay? San Francisco's my home.

814
00:48:12,630 --> 00:48:14,588
These people are my family. I'm good.

815
00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:15,796
All right.

816
00:48:16,046 --> 00:48:17,046
No, that's cool.

817
00:48:20,463 --> 00:48:22,463
So, what are you gonna do
about Brandon?

818
00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:24,481
I guess I have to start dating again. Ugh.

819
00:48:24,505 --> 00:48:25,921
Is there anything worse?

820
00:48:26,005 --> 00:48:27,856
I don't know.
There are all those apps now.

821
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,796
I saw one where a guy can't even message
a girl until he sends her a gift card.

822
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,796
Well...

823
00:48:34,671 --> 00:48:36,838
Actually, if you want to know the truth,

824
00:48:36,921 --> 00:48:39,630
I was thinking I'd give dating
the old college try.

825
00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:42,755
But if it doesn't work out, um...

826
00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:45,588
maybe I'll just have a baby on my own.

827
00:48:46,213 --> 00:48:48,653
Really? You think you're at a place
to have a kid on your own?

828
00:48:48,713 --> 00:48:50,421
Why not? So it would only have one parent?

829
00:48:50,505 --> 00:48:53,005
So what? Not everyone has two parents.
I had no parents.

830
00:48:53,088 --> 00:48:54,505
Sasha, you had parents.

831
00:48:54,588 --> 00:48:55,588
I had me.

832
00:48:57,255 --> 00:48:59,505
All right. Don't get mad.
Do whatever you want.

833
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:01,548
I don't need your go-ahead, Marcus,
but thank you.

834
00:49:02,463 --> 00:49:03,713
Hey, I have a big day tomorrow.

835
00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:05,963
I... I'm catering a wrap party,
so I better get going.

836
00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:09,755
Oh, yeah, I got stuff, too, you know.
Important vent and duct stuff, so...

837
00:49:09,838 --> 00:49:12,671
- All right, well, my car's right there.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

838
00:49:12,755 --> 00:49:14,088
- Just...
- Oh, oh!

839
00:49:15,005 --> 00:49:16,213
Oh.

840
00:49:16,546 --> 00:49:18,171
- See you later.
- Okay, bye. See ya.

841
00:49:50,463 --> 00:49:53,213
Welcome, kuwakaribisha,

842
00:49:53,296 --> 00:49:57,421
to Kava Community Center's
slam poetry night!

843
00:49:57,505 --> 00:50:00,505
Yes!

844
00:50:02,713 --> 00:50:04,772
Sasha, this is amazing.

845
00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:07,421
- Thank you.
- I've never had this kind of food

846
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,545
- at a wrap party.
- Yeah, it's really good.

847
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,755
I hear you're responsible for all this.

848
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,005
Yes, I am. I, uh...

849
00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,088
Oh, my God.

850
00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:37,338
And then after the show,

851
00:50:37,421 --> 00:50:40,171
Jenny gave every kid
a hand-painted ceramic swan.

852
00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:41,796
That's so sweet.

853
00:50:44,630 --> 00:50:45,755
Why are you grunting?

854
00:50:46,338 --> 00:50:48,588
'Cause I've always had my doubts
about Jenny.

855
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:50,880
What? No, you haven't.

856
00:50:50,963 --> 00:50:53,088
I have.
I just didn't wanna meddle.

857
00:50:53,296 --> 00:50:54,296
But now you do.

858
00:50:54,796 --> 00:50:55,796
Yeah.

859
00:50:56,046 --> 00:50:57,046
Why?

860
00:50:57,838 --> 00:50:59,005
You know why.

861
00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:01,408
Oh, my God. You got, like,
a lot of dead skin on your face.

862
00:51:03,546 --> 00:51:05,338
Just say whatever it is you want to say.

863
00:51:05,421 --> 00:51:06,630
Because of Sasha.

864
00:51:06,838 --> 00:51:08,505
You and Sasha are great together.

865
00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:09,838
You always have been.

866
00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:12,630
Sasha thinks she knows everything
about everything.

867
00:51:12,755 --> 00:51:15,546
Plus, she's a celebrity now,
and all celebrities are insane.

868
00:51:15,630 --> 00:51:18,755
I once saw Glenn Close order
a pineapple sandwich.

869
00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:21,546
Jenny is a kind and compassionate person.

870
00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:23,296
And she cares about the community.

871
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:25,213
And Sasha is Sasha.

872
00:51:25,838 --> 00:51:28,088
There's no one else like her,
and you know it.

873
00:51:29,505 --> 00:51:30,963
You do know it, don't you?

874
00:51:33,546 --> 00:51:34,713
That's what I thought.

875
00:51:35,338 --> 00:51:39,046
You don't want to wonder, "What if?"
Tell her how you feel, son.

876
00:52:08,296 --> 00:52:10,546
- Hey.
- Hey, how's it going?

877
00:52:12,005 --> 00:52:13,671
Great, thanks for meeting me here.

878
00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:15,689
- Oh, I'm so glad you texted me.
- You are?

879
00:52:15,713 --> 00:52:17,338
- Yes! I have some news.
- So do I.

880
00:52:17,421 --> 00:52:18,661
- Mine's big.
- Mine's big, too.

881
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,380
Okay, look, um...

882
00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:22,546
So I was talking to my dad, and, uh...

883
00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:25,921
Okay, I wanna go first! I met someone.

884
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,713
- Um, when?
- At that wrap party I catered.

885
00:52:31,796 --> 00:52:34,005
Marcus, he's amazing.

886
00:52:34,088 --> 00:52:37,130
I can't believe
a guy like this is actually into me.

887
00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:39,713
And I don't normally broadcast
this kind of thing, but...

888
00:52:39,796 --> 00:52:43,088
we had the most insane, freaky-ass sex.

889
00:52:43,171 --> 00:52:46,046
My toes are curled up right now
just thinking about it.

890
00:52:46,588 --> 00:52:49,338
And look, look!
I have a hickey, like a teenager.

891
00:52:49,421 --> 00:52:52,130
What? That looks like it hurt.

892
00:52:52,421 --> 00:52:54,838
- Like, a lot.
- Oh, my God, and this guy, Marcus,

893
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,463
he has, like,
the best qualities of Brandon

894
00:52:57,546 --> 00:52:58,546
but...

895
00:52:58,796 --> 00:52:59,796
even better.

896
00:52:59,921 --> 00:53:02,338
Better than Brandon.
Wow, that's... That's so great.

897
00:53:02,421 --> 00:53:03,421
- Right?
- Yeah.

898
00:53:03,505 --> 00:53:04,838
So... So, what's your news?

899
00:53:04,921 --> 00:53:06,721
- Something about your dad?
- It's...

900
00:53:06,755 --> 00:53:09,481
Uh, well, it's not, like,
news, but I just wanted to see if,

901
00:53:09,505 --> 00:53:12,296
you know, you wanted to have dinner

902
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:14,772
- with Jenny and me. That's it.
- That's your big news?

903
00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:16,088
Well, how about a double date?

904
00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:19,046
- Uh, yes.
- And you can meet him!

905
00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:20,713
- Amazing.
- Your mind's gonna be blown.

906
00:53:21,046 --> 00:53:22,505
Oh, yeah, it's... Yeah.

907
00:53:22,588 --> 00:53:25,671
Okay, that looks like you might need
to see a doctor or something.

908
00:53:37,546 --> 00:53:40,963
I thought this was a high-end restaurant.
Why am I the only one wearing a tux?

909
00:53:41,171 --> 00:53:44,963
Oh, sorry, I should have told you.
Rich people are done with fancy clothes.

910
00:53:45,046 --> 00:53:48,130
Now it's all $1,000 T-shirts that look
like they were stolen off the homeless.

911
00:53:50,588 --> 00:53:52,838
- Jenny's dressed perfect.
- Oh!

912
00:53:54,338 --> 00:53:55,796
So where's your man?

913
00:53:56,838 --> 00:53:58,796
Oh! There he is!

914
00:54:14,838 --> 00:54:18,255
Oh, my God!

915
00:54:19,046 --> 00:54:22,755
I think that guy is Keanu Reeves.

916
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:26,005
Hey, boo.

917
00:54:38,213 --> 00:54:40,293
I wanted to surprise you.

918
00:54:40,796 --> 00:54:42,588
I took a photo of your faces. Look!

919
00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:43,838
You guys look so shocked.

920
00:54:44,171 --> 00:54:45,505
You only capture that shit once!

921
00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:52,505
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.

922
00:54:58,380 --> 00:54:59,900
- I've missed you.
- I missed you, too.

923
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:02,064
- I've missed you so much.
- I missed your mouth.

924
00:55:02,088 --> 00:55:03,338
I missed your heart.

925
00:55:03,421 --> 00:55:05,671
- Oh, God, I missed your beard.
- I missed your light.

926
00:55:05,755 --> 00:55:06,755
Oh.

927
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,880
- I missed your chin.
- I missed your soul.

928
00:55:08,963 --> 00:55:10,005
I missed your ass.

929
00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,088
I missed your spirit.

930
00:55:11,171 --> 00:55:12,331
I missed your thumbs.

931
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:14,272
- I missed your eyes.
- You're so good with your thumbs.

932
00:55:14,296 --> 00:55:16,921
I missed how you smell. Oh, my God.

933
00:55:17,088 --> 00:55:18,880
Um, these are, uh, my friends.

934
00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:22,130
- Uh, this is Marcus, and this is Jenny.
- Hi, Jenny.

935
00:55:25,296 --> 00:55:26,296
- Wow.
- Wow.

936
00:55:27,213 --> 00:55:30,380
Now I know what it feels like
to be completely starstruck.

937
00:55:31,338 --> 00:55:32,880
The only stars that matter...

938
00:55:34,255 --> 00:55:36,505
are the ones you look at when you dream.

939
00:55:37,296 --> 00:55:39,338
Thank you.

940
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,786
A pleasure to meet you, Marcus.

941
00:55:42,838 --> 00:55:46,338
Likewise, Keanu. I... I love your outfit.

942
00:55:46,963 --> 00:55:48,671
- Oh, thanks, man.
- Yeah.

943
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,255
- Tom Ford made it custom for me.
- Wow.

944
00:55:51,921 --> 00:55:54,380
- I... I didn't know you wore glasses.
- Oh, I don't.

945
00:55:54,463 --> 00:55:55,921
My eyes are perfect.

946
00:55:56,380 --> 00:56:00,005
This is for a part.
They don't even have lenses in them.

947
00:56:00,505 --> 00:56:01,505
- See?
- Wow.

948
00:56:01,588 --> 00:56:02,588
Nope.

949
00:56:04,671 --> 00:56:06,671
I love the suit. Classic.

950
00:56:06,755 --> 00:56:09,421
Thank you, thank you.
It's my, uh, old tux from prom.

951
00:56:09,505 --> 00:56:10,505
That's great.

952
00:56:10,755 --> 00:56:13,046
I dropped out of high school,
went to work.

953
00:56:13,963 --> 00:56:15,088
Followed my dream.

954
00:56:18,213 --> 00:56:19,213
Shall we?

955
00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:25,088
- You are stunning.
- Oh, my God.

956
00:56:25,546 --> 00:56:27,088
- You look good.
- What?

957
00:56:27,963 --> 00:56:28,963
You look good.

958
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:31,755
Let's feast.

959
00:56:33,463 --> 00:56:35,588
- Hey, Charles.
- Good to see you again, Mr. Reeves.

960
00:56:35,671 --> 00:56:36,505
You, too.

961
00:56:36,671 --> 00:56:37,671
Hey...

962
00:56:38,213 --> 00:56:39,213
may I ask...

963
00:56:39,546 --> 00:56:42,671
do you have any dishes
that play with time?

964
00:56:42,963 --> 00:56:44,880
The concept of time.

965
00:56:45,005 --> 00:56:46,005
Ah!

966
00:56:46,421 --> 00:56:47,296
Yes,

967
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,921
we have a meat course
of venison sous vide.

968
00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:51,647
It comes with headphones
so you can hear the sound

969
00:56:51,671 --> 00:56:53,838
of the exact animal
you are about to consume,

970
00:56:53,921 --> 00:56:56,171
illustrating nature's life to death cycle.

971
00:56:58,963 --> 00:57:02,255
And of course, everything you see
on the table tonight is edible.

972
00:57:02,338 --> 00:57:04,755
Yas!

973
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,231
- Wait, so is this...
- No.

974
00:57:07,255 --> 00:57:08,255
Not the napkin, sir.

975
00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:09,921
Don't eat the napkin, Marcus.

976
00:57:12,588 --> 00:57:14,428
Microgreens
and lettuces encapsulated

977
00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:17,255
and served with dehydrated seaweed
and dried fish flakes.

978
00:57:18,005 --> 00:57:19,213
Sorry, fish food?

979
00:57:19,296 --> 00:57:20,713
- Fish flakes.
- Right.

980
00:57:20,796 --> 00:57:22,046
Which is fish food.

981
00:57:22,296 --> 00:57:24,588
We lightly scale the body
of the fish as it swims

982
00:57:24,671 --> 00:57:26,796
collecting the particles it sheds
into the ocean.

983
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:27,713
Oh, got it.

984
00:57:27,796 --> 00:57:29,046
So it's fish dandruff.

985
00:57:33,213 --> 00:57:34,755
Clear asparagus soup

986
00:57:35,046 --> 00:57:37,296
extracted with a centrifuge.

987
00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:39,088
The all-black monochrome course.

988
00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,713
The flavor of Caesar salad.

989
00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:43,213
Mm!

990
00:57:43,671 --> 00:57:46,130
Mm! Mm!

991
00:58:19,088 --> 00:58:20,630
I'm sorry.

992
00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:28,088
And to finish,
crystallized lavender sugar bubbles,

993
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,463
prepared by Wallace.

994
00:58:29,796 --> 00:58:31,356
Wait. How come...

995
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,713
Wow! Mm!

996
00:58:33,671 --> 00:58:34,796
- Ah!
- Ooh, wow!

997
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,380
It tastes like a cloud.

998
00:58:36,463 --> 00:58:38,505
- So, Henry...
- It's Marcus.

999
00:58:38,588 --> 00:58:39,755
So, Marcus...

1000
00:58:40,296 --> 00:58:41,338
I hear you're in a band.

1001
00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:42,921
Oh! They are so awesome.

1002
00:58:43,046 --> 00:58:44,963
They could be really huge
if they wanted to be.

1003
00:58:45,046 --> 00:58:47,171
Have I heard of you guys
on the festival circuit?

1004
00:58:47,255 --> 00:58:49,046
Uh, no, we're just the block band.

1005
00:58:49,130 --> 00:58:50,130
See...

1006
00:58:50,296 --> 00:58:51,505
that right there...

1007
00:58:51,588 --> 00:58:52,963
is what it's all about.

1008
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:55,796
Laboring in obscurity.

1009
00:58:56,088 --> 00:58:57,630
Starving and struggling.

1010
00:58:58,130 --> 00:59:01,338
The man who embraces
his mediocre nothingness...

1011
00:59:01,921 --> 00:59:03,255
shines greater...

1012
00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:05,546
than any.

1013
00:59:07,630 --> 00:59:08,671
Thank you, Keanu.

1014
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:10,755
- Uh, to Marcus.
- To Marcus.

1015
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:13,921
To Marcus, via Keanu's wise words.

1016
00:59:14,963 --> 00:59:18,463
Will you excuse me?
After a meal, I like to stretch my legs.

1017
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,796
- Visit with your friends.
- Okay.

1018
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,130
- I'm going to get some air.
- I love air.

1019
00:59:23,921 --> 00:59:25,838
Let's get some air.

1020
00:59:28,921 --> 00:59:29,921
Hey. Hey, don't be weird

1021
00:59:30,005 --> 00:59:32,296
about that nothingness thing, huh?
It was a compliment.

1022
00:59:32,463 --> 00:59:34,796
- That's just how he phrases things.
- Mm-hmm.

1023
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:38,880
So, what do you think about him otherwise?

1024
00:59:38,963 --> 00:59:41,671
Well, you know,
I think he could dial down the theatrics

1025
00:59:41,755 --> 00:59:43,421
by, like, 10,000.

1026
00:59:44,255 --> 00:59:45,255
Well, he's an actor.

1027
00:59:45,296 --> 00:59:46,338
He's a douche.

1028
00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,588
- Marcus.
- What? You asked me what I thought.

1029
00:59:48,671 --> 00:59:49,921
Yeah, well, I really like him.

1030
00:59:50,005 --> 00:59:51,296
He's really good...

1031
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,838
Shall we continue our evening elsewhere?

1032
00:59:53,921 --> 00:59:56,546
Take the party back to my hotel
for a nightcap?

1033
00:59:56,630 --> 00:59:58,630
Yes, that would be so much fun.

1034
00:59:58,713 --> 01:00:01,380
- Um, what about the bill?
- I took care of it.

1035
01:00:01,921 --> 01:00:04,338
Saying I had to get some air
was just a charade.

1036
01:00:05,088 --> 01:00:08,463
Oh, um, you didn't even give me a chance
to fight you for it.

1037
01:00:08,546 --> 01:00:10,005
It's $6,400.

1038
01:00:10,630 --> 01:00:13,588
Less than a residual paycheck
from my hit movie Speed...

1039
01:00:14,213 --> 01:00:16,755
but... a little out of your ballpark.

1040
01:00:19,088 --> 01:00:20,255
But it's okay.

1041
01:00:21,171 --> 01:00:22,171
Thank you.

1042
01:00:23,255 --> 01:00:25,505
- I'm going to get the chariot.
- Okay.

1043
01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:26,713
I'll get our bags.

1044
01:00:29,671 --> 01:00:30,880
Look, okay... I...

1045
01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:33,171
I can see
how you would misconstrue that...

1046
01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,546
cupping of the face thing,

1047
01:00:35,630 --> 01:00:38,255
but I know him,
and it was an honest show of affection.

1048
01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:41,255
Yeah, he's great.
Everything about him, great.

1049
01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:45,046
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It means what it means.

1050
01:00:45,130 --> 01:00:47,439
If you're implying
something negative about Keanu,

1051
01:00:47,463 --> 01:00:48,796
have you taken a look at Jenny?

1052
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,880
Jenny's a good person.
Jenny helps children.

1053
01:00:50,963 --> 01:00:53,796
Keanu helps children, too, probably.
He's helped a lot of people.

1054
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,647
He was the greatest North American
box office draw

1055
01:00:55,671 --> 01:00:56,880
of the '90s and early 2000s.

1056
01:00:56,963 --> 01:00:58,283
- Then I'm wrong.
- You are wrong.

1057
01:00:58,338 --> 01:01:00,018
You're wrong
about a lot of things in life.

1058
01:01:00,046 --> 01:01:01,588
Well, I'm not wrong about the fact

1059
01:01:01,671 --> 01:01:04,463
that I'm hungry as hell
after a $6,400 dinner.

1060
01:01:04,546 --> 01:01:08,005
Hey! Can I get a monochrome burrito to go?

1061
01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:13,630
Just kidding. Kidding.
Very full.

1062
01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:17,505
Glad I wore my Spanx. See?

1063
01:01:31,505 --> 01:01:35,671
Oh... my... God.

1064
01:01:36,213 --> 01:01:37,963
Are you serious?

1065
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:40,255
Uh, hello?

1066
01:01:41,005 --> 01:01:43,463
- We're out here!
- Marcus.

1067
01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:51,963
- Over here!
- Hi!

1068
01:01:53,588 --> 01:01:57,296
Whoa. This place is lit!

1069
01:01:57,713 --> 01:01:59,046
- Welcome.
- Come on in.

1070
01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:01,005
Wow.

1071
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,728
You guys want to play a game
or something?

1072
01:02:02,796 --> 01:02:04,981
We can call the front desk
and see if they have Cranium.

1073
01:02:05,005 --> 01:02:07,463
You know,
the stunt coordinator for John Wick

1074
01:02:07,546 --> 01:02:09,213
taught me this game he invented.

1075
01:02:09,671 --> 01:02:13,796
It's called "Icebreaker."
It's like Truth or Dare, but...

1076
01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:15,671
a little more...

1077
01:02:16,213 --> 01:02:18,296
- apocalyptic.
- Ooh!

1078
01:02:18,546 --> 01:02:20,338
Sure you don't wanna play charades?

1079
01:02:20,421 --> 01:02:21,421
I heard that.

1080
01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,546
- Cheers.
- Cheers!

1081
01:02:25,921 --> 01:02:27,713
- Cheers, baby.
- Cheers.

1082
01:02:28,630 --> 01:02:30,338
- Ow!
- Oh.

1083
01:02:30,838 --> 01:02:32,005
- Marcus.
- Sorry.

1084
01:02:33,130 --> 01:02:34,130
My turn.

1085
01:02:35,921 --> 01:02:37,588
Ooh, this is a good one.

1086
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,046
Who was your childhood crush?

1087
01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:42,671
Mine...

1088
01:02:42,921 --> 01:02:44,046
was Mother Teresa.

1089
01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:45,463
Oh, come on.

1090
01:02:45,546 --> 01:02:47,505
Martin Luther King Jr.

1091
01:02:47,588 --> 01:02:49,713
- What?
- Yes!

1092
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,588
Um...
My childhood crush was...

1093
01:02:55,130 --> 01:02:57,046
Marcus Kim.

1094
01:02:57,421 --> 01:02:58,546
What?

1095
01:02:59,838 --> 01:03:02,171
- Him?
- When? For those two hours?

1096
01:03:02,255 --> 01:03:03,588
The car and Burger King?

1097
01:03:03,671 --> 01:03:07,005
No. The entire time.
Eighteen years, I had a crush on you.

1098
01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:08,421
No, you didn't.

1099
01:03:08,546 --> 01:03:10,088
- Yes, I did.
- The whole time?

1100
01:03:10,171 --> 01:03:12,130
Yeah. Thank you for noticing.

1101
01:03:12,213 --> 01:03:15,380
Even when you told me I make
weird facial expressions when I dance?

1102
01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:19,838
That was a neg. I was negging you.
It was supposed to make you like me.

1103
01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:25,005
- Why didn't you just say it straight out?
- Because... Marcus, I don't know.

1104
01:03:25,088 --> 01:03:27,564
I was young, and dumb,
and scared that you didn't like me back...

1105
01:03:27,588 --> 01:03:30,171
You should have said it. We would have...
I mean...

1106
01:03:30,421 --> 01:03:32,546
I always thought maybe,

1107
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:35,838
- but, I... I mean...
- Icebreaker is best played

1108
01:03:35,921 --> 01:03:40,213
at a pace...
and you two are slowing it down.

1109
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:42,713
Oh, don't worry. That was a long time ago,

1110
01:03:42,796 --> 01:03:45,171
and it's been 16 eye-opening years since.

1111
01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:46,838
Right?

1112
01:03:47,088 --> 01:03:48,088
Anyway...

1113
01:03:48,338 --> 01:03:50,005
- Who's next?
- He's next.

1114
01:03:51,338 --> 01:03:52,171
More wine.

1115
01:03:52,296 --> 01:03:55,255
Yes, please!

1116
01:03:55,505 --> 01:03:57,505
I love this game.

1117
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,838
I feel so close to you guys.

1118
01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:03,713
This game is so deep.

1119
01:04:04,046 --> 01:04:04,880
It's your turn.

1120
01:04:04,963 --> 01:04:06,505
- It's my turn.
- It's your turn.

1121
01:04:06,588 --> 01:04:07,713
It's your turn, Keanu.

1122
01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:21,671
Who is the most disturbing person
you've ever masturbated to?

1123
01:04:21,755 --> 01:04:23,171
Oh...

1124
01:04:23,505 --> 01:04:25,338
Um, Gene Wilder.

1125
01:04:25,421 --> 01:04:26,505
Mao Zedong.

1126
01:04:30,755 --> 01:04:35,380
Um... Uh, Princess Jasmine
with her midriff top.

1127
01:04:35,463 --> 01:04:36,713
A cartoon?

1128
01:04:36,796 --> 01:04:39,588
Wow! That's disgusting.

1129
01:04:40,255 --> 01:04:42,421
- And Gene Wilder isn't?
- Hey!

1130
01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:44,088
Gene Wilder is a cinematic treasure.

1131
01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:47,005
What about Mao Zedong?
Have you seen a picture of him?

1132
01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:47,921
Of course I have.

1133
01:04:48,005 --> 01:04:50,671
I'm very familiar
with Chinese dignitaries, Marcus.

1134
01:04:51,130 --> 01:04:52,171
Xi Jinping.

1135
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:53,713
Li Keqiang.

1136
01:04:54,046 --> 01:04:56,296
Okay, Keanu, you know everything!

1137
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:58,796
- Fine, I get it.
- Okay! Okay, guys!

1138
01:04:59,255 --> 01:05:00,963
This is just a game, right?

1139
01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:03,921
All right.

1140
01:05:06,088 --> 01:05:08,963
If you had to choose one person
in this room to die,

1141
01:05:09,838 --> 01:05:11,421
- who would it be?
- Marcus!

1142
01:05:11,505 --> 01:05:12,546
Whoa! All right.

1143
01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:14,963
Men should be able
to face their death head-on.

1144
01:05:15,046 --> 01:05:16,921
That's fine. I'd kill you, too, Keanu.

1145
01:05:17,005 --> 01:05:19,255
I'd kill you just for fun,
even if I didn't have to.

1146
01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:21,796
Okay, why don't we play Cranium?
Right, Jenny? Cranium...

1147
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,130
I'd kill Marcus.

1148
01:05:23,463 --> 01:05:24,838
- What?
- I'm sorry.

1149
01:05:25,921 --> 01:05:30,171
But Keanu and Sasha's cultural footprints
are way bigger than yours, babe.

1150
01:05:30,713 --> 01:05:33,630
I just couldn't do that to the world.

1151
01:05:33,963 --> 01:05:37,163
All right, that's great. You know what?
Um, I don't wanna play this game anymore.

1152
01:05:37,255 --> 01:05:38,338
Why, Marcus?

1153
01:05:39,171 --> 01:05:40,755
What is it about this game...

1154
01:05:42,463 --> 01:05:43,588
that frightens you?

1155
01:05:43,921 --> 01:05:45,796
I'm not frightened, Keanu.

1156
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,296
You know what? Fine.
Um, I dare you to...

1157
01:05:49,630 --> 01:05:51,213
smash that vase on your head.

1158
01:05:51,296 --> 01:05:52,796
What?

1159
01:05:53,088 --> 01:05:54,296
- This vase?
- Yeah!

1160
01:05:55,046 --> 01:05:56,130
No problem.

1161
01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:58,772
Whoa! Kea...

1162
01:06:02,796 --> 01:06:05,005
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh, my God, you're bleeding.

1163
01:06:05,088 --> 01:06:06,880
You see how easy that was, Marcus?

1164
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,421
You see how easy that was?

1165
01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:11,963
I never cower in the face of danger.
Is it my turn now?

1166
01:06:12,213 --> 01:06:13,213
Yes, it is.

1167
01:06:13,796 --> 01:06:15,588
I dare Marcus to strike me.

1168
01:06:16,213 --> 01:06:18,171
"Strike you"? What does that even mean?

1169
01:06:18,755 --> 01:06:20,171
I'm feeling an energy from you...

1170
01:06:20,838 --> 01:06:22,421
like you wanna fight me, man.

1171
01:06:22,796 --> 01:06:24,213
- So, hit me.
- No.

1172
01:06:24,296 --> 01:06:25,546
We're done. Game over.

1173
01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:26,772
- Come on, hit me!
- No!

1174
01:06:26,796 --> 01:06:28,171
- Fight him, honey!
- No!

1175
01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:29,546
- Hit me!
- God dammit!

1176
01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:33,505
Yeah!

1177
01:06:34,005 --> 01:06:37,588
Feeling better? Want another go, Henry?

1178
01:06:41,255 --> 01:06:43,005
Stop! Stop it!

1179
01:06:43,088 --> 01:06:44,921
Shh! Go to sleep.

1180
01:06:45,005 --> 01:06:47,713
Let go of him, Keanu! Stop! Stop!

1181
01:06:51,296 --> 01:06:53,296
What the hell is your problem?

1182
01:06:53,671 --> 01:06:55,338
I don't have a problem, Sasha.

1183
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:58,546
- What's your problem?
- We are out of here. You're a dick.

1184
01:06:58,630 --> 01:07:02,630
Ah... Well, this has been
an unfortunate turn of events.

1185
01:07:03,505 --> 01:07:05,130
At least let me get you an Uber.

1186
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,088
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1187
01:07:10,255 --> 01:07:11,255
I'm staying.

1188
01:07:11,546 --> 01:07:12,380
What?

1189
01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:14,505
I'm not going to miss my chance
to talk to Keanu

1190
01:07:14,588 --> 01:07:16,171
about the community center.

1191
01:07:16,630 --> 01:07:19,463
You can't change the world
without influential people.

1192
01:07:19,546 --> 01:07:22,630
So, you need to know famous people
in order to make a difference?

1193
01:07:22,713 --> 01:07:23,630
It helps.

1194
01:07:23,713 --> 01:07:27,005
Look at everything that Leonardo DiCaprio
has done for climate change.

1195
01:07:27,088 --> 01:07:28,796
What has he done for climate change?

1196
01:07:29,255 --> 01:07:30,380
He's working on it.

1197
01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:46,046
- Told you he was a douche.
- Oh, shut up, Marcus.

1198
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,630
- You are just as much to blame for this.
- Me? What did I do?

1199
01:07:49,713 --> 01:07:52,463
Oh, I don't know, maybe saying
you'd kill Keanu just for fun?

1200
01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,546
After he said he'd kill me first.

1201
01:07:54,963 --> 01:07:57,647
I mean, What are you thinking?
You need someone on your arm that badly?

1202
01:07:57,671 --> 01:07:58,796
Just stop talking, please.

1203
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,731
And this whole thing
about having a kid by yourself

1204
01:08:00,755 --> 01:08:02,838
if you don't meet someone
in the next five minutes.

1205
01:08:02,921 --> 01:08:04,981
I should not have told you that.
Do not repeat that to anyone.

1206
01:08:05,005 --> 01:08:07,088
- People are gonna know if you do it.
- Maybe not.

1207
01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:10,171
Maybe I'll lie and say the dad died
getting trampled at the Women's March.

1208
01:08:10,255 --> 01:08:11,522
- Great idea, Sasha.
- Very noble.

1209
01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:14,130
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lie to everyone
just like you lie to yourself.

1210
01:08:14,213 --> 01:08:16,413
- I don't lie to myself.
- You can't sit still!

1211
01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:18,255
You just go and go and go,

1212
01:08:18,338 --> 01:08:20,796
and you fill your life up
with these awards,

1213
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,671
and deals, and these idiot boyfriends
who are obviously wrong for you,

1214
01:08:23,755 --> 01:08:26,838
and you lie to yourself that any of it
is ever, ever going to make you feel

1215
01:08:26,921 --> 01:08:29,671
- even slightly less miserable.
- Well, what about you?

1216
01:08:29,755 --> 01:08:32,171
Stuck at home with your dad and that car?

1217
01:08:32,421 --> 01:08:34,505
You have all this talent,
and you waste it.

1218
01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:35,588
You do shit with it.

1219
01:08:35,671 --> 01:08:38,814
And you say it's because you don't need
all that and you're happy, but really...

1220
01:08:38,838 --> 01:08:40,421
it's because you're scared.

1221
01:08:44,921 --> 01:08:46,713
Well, now you have nothing to say to me?

1222
01:08:49,421 --> 01:08:50,463
What are you doing?

1223
01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:55,296
I don't know.
I... I... I don't know. I'm... I'm sorry.

1224
01:09:30,130 --> 01:09:32,213
I'm just up here, on the left.

1225
01:10:22,046 --> 01:10:24,005
Oh, my God.

1226
01:10:24,546 --> 01:10:26,630
Whoa.

1227
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:30,463
I mean...

1228
01:10:31,005 --> 01:10:32,421
you've gotten better.

1229
01:10:32,630 --> 01:10:34,255
Well, I've had some practice.

1230
01:10:34,338 --> 01:10:37,671
Oh. Oh, really? How much practice?

1231
01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:41,005
Hey. Don't slut shame me.

1232
01:10:48,671 --> 01:10:49,713
I missed you.

1233
01:10:52,005 --> 01:10:53,005
Me, too.

1234
01:11:01,213 --> 01:11:03,130
I punched Keanu Reeves...

1235
01:11:03,838 --> 01:11:04,963
In the face.

1236
01:11:06,546 --> 01:11:09,671
Also, can we talk about the fact
that he called us an Uber Pool?

1237
01:11:09,755 --> 01:11:10,856
- I think that was a mistake.
- No.

1238
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,046
He definitely got us
the worst option on purpose.

1239
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:38,880
Marcus!

1240
01:11:47,963 --> 01:11:50,630
That's my boyfriend!

1241
01:11:57,588 --> 01:11:58,588
You wanna hit that?

1242
01:11:58,671 --> 01:12:00,713
If you hit on him, I'll mess up your life.

1243
01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:03,963
I'll get your social security number.
Mess it up.

1244
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,505
Boop!

1245
01:12:54,463 --> 01:12:56,338
Wow, she actually said that to you?

1246
01:12:57,130 --> 01:12:59,630
I can't believe it.
She always seemed so sweet in her movies.

1247
01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:02,296
Just because somebody
plays a singing teapot in a Disney movie

1248
01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:04,713
doesn't mean they're always nice, Marcus.

1249
01:13:07,421 --> 01:13:09,171
It's nice to see you like this again.

1250
01:13:09,463 --> 01:13:10,463
Like what?

1251
01:13:10,505 --> 01:13:12,213
- Yourself.
- Well...

1252
01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:14,526
thanks for reminding me how it feels.

1253
01:13:15,255 --> 01:13:16,338
How what feels?

1254
01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:18,421
Home.

1255
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:22,150
I love that you're back home.

1256
01:13:27,588 --> 01:13:30,463
Veronica, Denise, she's so beautiful.

1257
01:13:30,546 --> 01:13:32,838
- Thank you.
- Isn't she amazing?

1258
01:13:32,921 --> 01:13:34,671
I can't stop staring at her.

1259
01:13:34,755 --> 01:13:36,130
I mean, no pressure,

1260
01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:38,171
but I feel like
I'm a total natural godmother,

1261
01:13:38,255 --> 01:13:39,588
like the way I'm cradling her.

1262
01:13:39,671 --> 01:13:42,171
You're great.
You just can't cradle her from New York.

1263
01:13:42,255 --> 01:13:43,796
Bitch, I will be her fairy godmother.

1264
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,546
Okay? I will flit back and forth

1265
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,171
to wherever she is, like a fairy.

1266
01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:48,564
Okay, the fact that you said "bitch"

1267
01:13:48,588 --> 01:13:50,869
while you're holding my baby means
that you are not ready.

1268
01:13:51,213 --> 01:13:53,546
Um, so you're still planning
to go to New York?

1269
01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:54,838
Yeah. I have to be on-site

1270
01:13:54,921 --> 01:13:57,106
to get the restaurant up and running.

1271
01:13:57,130 --> 01:14:00,755
Oh, I... I just, I don't know.
I thought you'd stay here for a while.

1272
01:14:01,963 --> 01:14:05,130
I was actually hoping you'd come with me.
It'd be so fun to be there with you.

1273
01:14:05,463 --> 01:14:08,588
I'm sure they have dive bars in New York
where you can play for free.

1274
01:14:09,046 --> 01:14:10,046
Right?

1275
01:14:10,130 --> 01:14:12,130
Yes. Godmother Sasha.

1276
01:14:12,463 --> 01:14:15,880
- I'm gonna godmother the shit out of you.
- That's another strike.

1277
01:14:31,546 --> 01:14:34,671
I thought you said fancy was out.
These dudes are all wearing tuxedos.

1278
01:14:34,755 --> 01:14:35,796
No, you're fine.

1279
01:14:36,046 --> 01:14:38,046
They'll just assume you're a K-pop Star.

1280
01:14:39,838 --> 01:14:41,005
Coats required, sir.

1281
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:43,588
Shit.

1282
01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:47,671
You don't have anything less roomy?

1283
01:14:47,755 --> 01:14:49,005
This is all we have, sir.

1284
01:14:49,505 --> 01:14:50,505
What about those?

1285
01:14:50,963 --> 01:14:52,588
No. Those aren't available.

1286
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,939
- They're not available?
- No, they belong to people.

1287
01:14:54,963 --> 01:14:57,255
Right, and this one doesn't belong
to people,

1288
01:14:57,338 --> 01:15:00,880
- because nobody is this big, right?
- The gentleman died, sir.

1289
01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:03,022
- The person who owned this died?
- Yes, that's correct.

1290
01:15:03,046 --> 01:15:04,296
Oh, André the Giant.

1291
01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:07,255
- It was André the Giant?
- He was a larger gentleman.

1292
01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:15,005
You look like 1980s Ellen
when she did stand-up.

1293
01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:18,546
Shut up. I am doing this for you.

1294
01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:20,630
Hey, you're pulling it off. It's okay.

1295
01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:24,963
Good evening.
Lamb carpaccio with a Caesar ice cream?

1296
01:15:25,046 --> 01:15:26,838
Absolutely not, thank you.

1297
01:15:27,796 --> 01:15:28,630
Quail egg parfait?

1298
01:15:28,713 --> 01:15:30,963
Rather shoot myself in the face, thanks.

1299
01:15:32,338 --> 01:15:33,588
What? I said thank you.

1300
01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,939
Sorry, I have to do
this red carpet thing real quick, okay?

1301
01:15:36,963 --> 01:15:38,171
Okay.

1302
01:15:40,130 --> 01:15:41,338
Can you hold my purse?

1303
01:15:41,963 --> 01:15:43,255
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Great.

1304
01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:47,755
Hey! Love it!

1305
01:15:47,838 --> 01:15:51,755
Sasha, smile!
Smile! You look gorgeous!

1306
01:15:51,838 --> 01:15:53,713
- Yeah.
- Thank you, Sasha.

1307
01:15:54,338 --> 01:15:57,546
Sasha! Tell us about your new
San Francisco restaurant, Saintly Fare.

1308
01:15:57,630 --> 01:16:00,231
Oh, all I can say is it's gonna be
something different, innovative.

1309
01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:02,439
- Love it!
- How are you handling the breakup

1310
01:16:02,463 --> 01:16:03,380
with Brandon Choi?

1311
01:16:03,463 --> 01:16:05,130
I wish Brandon nothing but the best.

1312
01:16:05,213 --> 01:16:08,046
It was just time for us
to go in different directions.

1313
01:16:08,213 --> 01:16:09,921
But I'm here tonight
with my new boyfriend,

1314
01:16:10,546 --> 01:16:11,755
Marcus Kim.

1315
01:16:12,963 --> 01:16:17,130
- Is he a chef, too?
- No, no, no, he's in heat and air.

1316
01:16:17,213 --> 01:16:18,755
He's just a regular guy.

1317
01:16:20,088 --> 01:16:22,488
Sasha, nice to see you.

1318
01:16:30,546 --> 01:16:33,338
God, I can't believe
we're opening Saintly Fare tonight.

1319
01:16:33,421 --> 01:16:34,921
Phew, I'm nervous.

1320
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:37,213
You thought the last event was crazy?

1321
01:16:37,296 --> 01:16:38,755
Wait till you see what it's like

1322
01:16:38,838 --> 01:16:40,921
- opening night of a restaurant.
- Hmm.

1323
01:16:41,046 --> 01:16:43,713
I'm just glad this is the last thing
for a while.

1324
01:16:43,796 --> 01:16:44,713
Well...

1325
01:16:44,796 --> 01:16:47,463
not really. Remember,
I'm off to New York next week.

1326
01:16:47,921 --> 01:16:49,296
You're still coming, right?

1327
01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:51,296
Oh, um...

1328
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,921
Well, I'm not sure I can, I got my dad
and that Southie's audition, so...

1329
01:16:55,421 --> 01:16:56,921
So, come after the audition.

1330
01:16:57,255 --> 01:17:00,880
Well, maybe. We'll see.
So, when are you planning on coming back?

1331
01:17:02,046 --> 01:17:03,046
I wasn't.

1332
01:17:03,921 --> 01:17:06,338
I'm... moving on to the next thing.

1333
01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:07,755
You know?

1334
01:17:08,255 --> 01:17:11,546
Oh, right. Right.
It's because you're a celebrity chef.

1335
01:17:11,755 --> 01:17:13,921
Who came up with that term anyway?

1336
01:17:14,005 --> 01:17:15,255
It's so pretentious.

1337
01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:17,505
Great, well, it wasn't me, okay?

1338
01:17:20,171 --> 01:17:21,796
You know what other term I hate?

1339
01:17:22,046 --> 01:17:23,796
"Elevated Asian cuisine."

1340
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:27,255
Asian food isn't supposed to be
"elevated." It's supposed to be authentic.

1341
01:17:27,338 --> 01:17:29,213
That's what you used to make with my mom.

1342
01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:31,338
I don't know why you're doing
this kinda stuff now.

1343
01:17:31,421 --> 01:17:34,296
Oh, so now you're saying
my food isn't authentic.

1344
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,671
It's not authentic.

1345
01:17:35,755 --> 01:17:37,921
Asian food shouldn't be served
in a shot glass.

1346
01:17:38,005 --> 01:17:39,838
It should be served in a big ass bowl.

1347
01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:42,130
You're just catering to rich white people.

1348
01:17:42,213 --> 01:17:45,213
Well, if you think I'm such a sellout,
then why are you dating me?

1349
01:17:45,296 --> 01:17:48,046
If you think I'm just a regular guy,
then why are you dating me?

1350
01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:48,963
Oh, I know,

1351
01:17:49,046 --> 01:17:50,647
it's because you need someone
to carry your purse.

1352
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:53,005
I called you "a regular guy"
as a compliment.

1353
01:17:53,088 --> 01:17:55,439
- You aren't caught up in all the bullshit.
- The way you are?

1354
01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:56,463
Oh, right.

1355
01:17:56,630 --> 01:18:00,880
Instead, you smoke weed every night
'cause that's so much more noble.

1356
01:18:00,963 --> 01:18:03,671
God forbid someone relax
in Sasha Tran's presence.

1357
01:18:03,755 --> 01:18:06,130
Don't shame me
for going after things, Marcus!

1358
01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:08,397
- You're so scared to do anything new.
- I'm not scared.

1359
01:18:08,421 --> 01:18:11,463
Okay? I just don't want to be some dude
on your arm

1360
01:18:11,546 --> 01:18:12,981
so you don't have to show up
to places alone.

1361
01:18:13,005 --> 01:18:14,005
Why not?

1362
01:18:14,046 --> 01:18:16,406
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with you supporting me?

1363
01:18:16,755 --> 01:18:18,731
No one would question it
if it was the other way around.

1364
01:18:18,755 --> 01:18:19,963
You don't support me.

1365
01:18:20,046 --> 01:18:22,046
You hate the band. You hate Ragga.

1366
01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:23,296
I don't hate the band!

1367
01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,755
I think the band is great.

1368
01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:27,213
Too great to be stuck playing
in that shithole!

1369
01:18:27,296 --> 01:18:29,005
Well, I love that shithole!

1370
01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:31,921
Sorry if it isn't "elevated" enough
for you.

1371
01:18:33,005 --> 01:18:35,796
You know what, Marcus? Don't come tonight.

1372
01:18:43,546 --> 01:18:44,546
Sasha!

1373
01:18:48,005 --> 01:18:50,213
- Sasha, look, I didn't mean to...
- I love you, Marcus.

1374
01:18:52,296 --> 01:18:54,130
I've loved you since we were kids.

1375
01:18:55,671 --> 01:18:57,213
And I don't need you to live my life,

1376
01:18:57,296 --> 01:18:59,796
but I need you to understand
that this is my life.

1377
01:19:00,796 --> 01:19:01,963
I want to be with you.

1378
01:19:02,046 --> 01:19:05,296
I want to come home to you,
even when you're being an asshole.

1379
01:19:06,838 --> 01:19:08,630
After the opening,
I'm gonna go to New York,

1380
01:19:08,713 --> 01:19:11,088
and if you don't want to come with me,
then just say it.

1381
01:19:18,463 --> 01:19:20,338
I don't want to go to New York with you.

1382
01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,838
You are such a fucking coward.

1383
01:20:09,421 --> 01:20:11,731
Make sure to leave some seats
at the bar open for walk-ins

1384
01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:15,171
and tell Andre not
to order dried shiitakes. Only fresh.

1385
01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:18,088
Okay. You sure you're gonna be okay?

1386
01:20:18,171 --> 01:20:19,296
Yeah, I'm fine.

1387
01:20:20,255 --> 01:20:22,397
I came here to open the restaurant,
and that's what I did.

1388
01:20:22,421 --> 01:20:24,189
- On to the next.
- Ok. I know this is gonna make you mad,

1389
01:20:24,213 --> 01:20:25,755
but I'm just gonna say it.

1390
01:20:26,255 --> 01:20:27,380
Don't give up on this.

1391
01:20:27,963 --> 01:20:30,338
I don't want to see you live a life
of regret

1392
01:20:30,755 --> 01:20:33,588
and think, "Maybe if I tried harder..."

1393
01:20:33,671 --> 01:20:35,314
- What am I supposed to do?
- Just talk to Marcus.

1394
01:20:35,338 --> 01:20:37,171
I'm done talking to Marcus.

1395
01:20:37,838 --> 01:20:40,088
I'll call you from New York.

1396
01:20:41,005 --> 01:20:43,255
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1397
01:20:56,171 --> 01:20:57,731
Hey, dad, I got us some Panera Bread...

1398
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,213
- Dad?
- Marcus.

1399
01:21:00,296 --> 01:21:01,921
- Donna Summer?
- Diana Ross.

1400
01:21:02,046 --> 01:21:03,338
- Kathy.
- Dad!

1401
01:21:03,588 --> 01:21:04,588
Marcus.

1402
01:21:05,463 --> 01:21:08,838
Okay, now that we've all met,
who wants some dinner?

1403
01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:14,713
- How long has this been going on?
- For a while now.

1404
01:21:15,046 --> 01:21:18,255
We hit it off at the party,
and you know how much I love Diana Ross.

1405
01:21:18,338 --> 01:21:19,671
How come you never told me?

1406
01:21:21,713 --> 01:21:23,213
I didn't know how you'd react.

1407
01:21:25,963 --> 01:21:27,505
Did Sasha leave for New York?

1408
01:21:27,588 --> 01:21:29,505
Um, yeah. Yeah, she did.

1409
01:21:30,421 --> 01:21:31,501
Why didn't you go with her?

1410
01:21:31,630 --> 01:21:32,630
Well...

1411
01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:35,463
Because I have responsibilities here,
you know?

1412
01:21:35,546 --> 01:21:37,296
I got the business, the band, you.

1413
01:21:37,380 --> 01:21:39,880
- I'm your caregiver.
- What the hell are you talking about?

1414
01:21:39,963 --> 01:21:41,921
- I don't need a caregiver.
- Yes, you do, Dad.

1415
01:21:42,005 --> 01:21:44,005
You think I can't stick a needle
in my own ass?

1416
01:21:44,088 --> 01:21:45,147
Well, why have I been doing it?

1417
01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:47,213
You're using me as an excuse
not to live your life.

1418
01:21:47,296 --> 01:21:48,130
You need me, okay?

1419
01:21:48,213 --> 01:21:50,255
You lost Mom.

1420
01:21:51,213 --> 01:21:52,380
I can't leave you, too.

1421
01:21:58,338 --> 01:22:00,296
We both lost your mom.

1422
01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:03,880
And as hard as it was,
it was her time to go.

1423
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,130
Now, I thought if I gave you space,

1424
01:22:08,213 --> 01:22:10,630
someday you'd be able to let go
and move on.

1425
01:22:12,546 --> 01:22:15,546
But you just sat there
and let the world pass you by.

1426
01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,963
It kills me seeing you like this

1427
01:22:19,046 --> 01:22:21,463
because I know it would have broken
your mother's heart.

1428
01:22:23,630 --> 01:22:25,463
Hey, at some point...

1429
01:22:26,838 --> 01:22:29,546
you're gonna have to take a chance
on something, son.

1430
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,505
And please,
don't be a downer in front of Kathy.

1431
01:22:51,838 --> 01:22:56,213
Oh! There they are. Hey, buttholes!

1432
01:22:56,546 --> 01:22:58,880
I got here early for a little pregame.

1433
01:22:58,963 --> 01:23:00,588
Well, what... what's going on?

1434
01:23:00,796 --> 01:23:01,796
Breakup.

1435
01:23:02,255 --> 01:23:03,338
You and Sasha broke up?

1436
01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:06,088
- What? When did that happen?
- Hey, check it out.

1437
01:23:06,213 --> 01:23:08,463
It is audition night at Southie's.

1438
01:23:08,546 --> 01:23:11,546
No one knows us on this side of town,
and I'm okay with that.

1439
01:23:11,755 --> 01:23:12,838
Let's do this!

1440
01:23:25,588 --> 01:23:27,630
Time out. I just need to...

1441
01:23:27,713 --> 01:23:29,796
...take care of this.

1442
01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,088
Hey!

1443
01:23:33,213 --> 01:23:35,505
Question: Where's the men's room?

1444
01:23:35,588 --> 01:23:38,171
You're the most selfish person
I've ever met!

1445
01:23:38,755 --> 01:23:41,315
You know, you don't care about the band.
You don't care about us.

1446
01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:45,380
Marcus, I lost 50 pounds,
and you don't even care enough to notice.

1447
01:23:45,463 --> 01:23:47,671
Yeah, I wear a medium now.

1448
01:23:47,755 --> 01:23:49,421
The tricky part's keeping it off.

1449
01:23:49,505 --> 01:23:50,755
I am aware of that, Ginger!

1450
01:23:51,713 --> 01:23:53,171
I don't need her, guys.

1451
01:23:53,380 --> 01:23:56,046
Just tell me that I'm better off
without her and I don't need her.

1452
01:23:57,171 --> 01:23:59,421
I hate her lifestyle, and she hates mine.

1453
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,005
Come on, Tony.

1454
01:24:01,088 --> 01:24:03,963
Just tell me that me
and Sasha were a match made in hell

1455
01:24:04,046 --> 01:24:05,255
and this is all for the best.

1456
01:24:05,338 --> 01:24:06,938
I don't know what to say to you, Marcus.

1457
01:24:07,546 --> 01:24:10,588
I'm literally telling you exactly
what to say, word for word.

1458
01:24:10,921 --> 01:24:13,421
You messed up, man.

1459
01:24:37,296 --> 01:24:38,731
Hi, leave me a message.

1460
01:24:38,755 --> 01:24:41,463
I am so sorry.

1461
01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:42,546
I messed up.

1462
01:24:42,755 --> 01:24:44,380
I know this is too little too late,

1463
01:24:44,463 --> 01:24:47,338
and you probably
never want to talk to me again, but...

1464
01:24:47,421 --> 01:24:49,546
I don't know, I'm gonna keep trying.

1465
01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:53,005
I can't let another 16 years go by
without talking to you.

1466
01:24:54,546 --> 01:24:56,130
Hey, it's, um, me again.

1467
01:24:56,213 --> 01:25:00,255
So, Southie's gave us another chance,
and we killed it.

1468
01:25:00,338 --> 01:25:02,921
Oh, and, um, I don't know
if you got the link I texted you,

1469
01:25:03,005 --> 01:25:06,421
but I took over merch from Quasar
and set up an online store,

1470
01:25:06,505 --> 01:25:09,088
and, uh,
our sales have gone through the roof,

1471
01:25:09,588 --> 01:25:12,296
which is, like, totally crazy.

1472
01:25:12,505 --> 01:25:14,897
Okay, I know you're probably sick
of hearing from me,

1473
01:25:14,921 --> 01:25:17,630
but I just wanted to let you know
that I moved out.

1474
01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:18,713
Got my own place.

1475
01:25:19,088 --> 01:25:21,588
It's small, but at least it's shitty.

1476
01:25:21,671 --> 01:25:24,031
Uh, and I'm actually gonna be
near your restaurant tomorrow,

1477
01:25:24,088 --> 01:25:27,630
so I figured I'd stop by and see
if maybe you're in San Francisco.

1478
01:25:27,921 --> 01:25:30,963
I just...
I just really want to talk to you, so...

1479
01:25:31,046 --> 01:25:34,505
...okay, uh, bye.

1480
01:25:44,463 --> 01:25:45,630
Mom? Dad?

1481
01:25:45,713 --> 01:25:47,606
- Surprise!
- We came to visit you.

1482
01:25:47,630 --> 01:25:49,838
- In New York?
- Yeah!

1483
01:25:49,921 --> 01:25:52,046
We have free airline vouchers,

1484
01:25:52,130 --> 01:25:54,130
and we found your address on the Google.

1485
01:25:54,588 --> 01:25:56,755
Only two Sasha Tran in this area,

1486
01:25:57,088 --> 01:25:58,630
but the other one is a baby.

1487
01:25:59,380 --> 01:26:01,630
Sasha... goodness.

1488
01:26:01,713 --> 01:26:04,213
Hey! Your apartment is beautiful.

1489
01:26:04,296 --> 01:26:07,380
Seriously, you guys didn't have to fly
all the way out here.

1490
01:26:07,713 --> 01:26:10,921
We heard Food & Wine magazine
is giving you a big award,

1491
01:26:11,130 --> 01:26:13,671
- and we wanted to come support you.
- Wow.

1492
01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:15,213
That's a first.

1493
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:17,421
Okay, um...

1494
01:26:17,505 --> 01:26:20,130
we... we know you're mad at us
because we weren't around much

1495
01:26:20,213 --> 01:26:21,253
- when...
- "Much"?

1496
01:26:21,421 --> 01:26:24,588
You used to leave me home alone
for an entire day, Mom.

1497
01:26:25,171 --> 01:26:27,505
We're trying our best
to make up for it now.

1498
01:26:27,963 --> 01:26:29,546
Okay.

1499
01:26:36,130 --> 01:26:36,963
What's this?

1500
01:26:37,046 --> 01:26:38,046
A receipt.

1501
01:26:38,546 --> 01:26:40,630
We went to your new restaurant
in San Francisco,

1502
01:26:40,713 --> 01:26:42,439
and we didn't tell them
we were your parents,

1503
01:26:42,463 --> 01:26:44,713
and we pay everything in full price.

1504
01:26:45,755 --> 01:26:46,755
No way.

1505
01:26:47,296 --> 01:26:49,046
We have so many pictures
we could have shown

1506
01:26:49,130 --> 01:26:51,005
as proof we were family,

1507
01:26:51,088 --> 01:26:52,338
but we didn't bring them.

1508
01:26:52,421 --> 01:26:55,880
See?
Daddy and I even ordered extra shrimp.

1509
01:27:25,755 --> 01:27:27,046
Uh, sir?

1510
01:27:27,921 --> 01:27:29,380
Hi, can I help you?

1511
01:27:29,588 --> 01:27:32,630
Oh, yeah.
Um, is Sasha Tran here by any chance?

1512
01:27:33,005 --> 01:27:35,296
- I'm afraid not.
- How about Veronica?

1513
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:36,380
I'm an old friend.

1514
01:27:36,755 --> 01:27:38,588
She's in the office upstairs.

1515
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,421
Cool, thanks.

1516
01:27:41,796 --> 01:27:43,880
Veronica, hi.

1517
01:27:44,213 --> 01:27:47,088
There's a very middle-class man
on his way up to see you.

1518
01:28:11,505 --> 01:28:14,005
Hey.

1519
01:28:16,921 --> 01:28:18,463
She's the reason our sales went up.

1520
01:28:19,630 --> 01:28:22,588
She's been ordering all the stuff online
under a fake name,

1521
01:28:22,921 --> 01:28:24,005
having it sent here.

1522
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:27,755
What name?

1523
01:28:27,838 --> 01:28:29,046
D'Angelo.

1524
01:28:31,380 --> 01:28:33,338
I thought she never wanted
to talk to me again.

1525
01:28:33,421 --> 01:28:34,963
Why would she do this?

1526
01:28:35,421 --> 01:28:36,421
Wow.

1527
01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,380
You cute, but you dumb.

1528
01:28:55,005 --> 01:28:56,397
Hello. Can I help you?

1529
01:28:56,421 --> 01:28:58,796
- Check the attitude, bitch.
- Okay.

1530
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,272
I'm flying to New York
in the morning.

1531
01:29:00,296 --> 01:29:02,671
My friend Keanu Reeves
recommended you guys.

1532
01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,564
Have you heard of Keanu Reeves?
He's my friend.

1533
01:29:04,588 --> 01:29:06,880
I punched him in the face.
I'll take that one.

1534
01:29:07,338 --> 01:29:08,838
Uh, excellent choice, sir.

1535
01:29:08,921 --> 01:29:10,255
- Champagne?
- Oh, no, thank you.

1536
01:29:10,338 --> 01:29:12,380
Of course, champagne! Pour that shit!

1537
01:29:14,046 --> 01:29:15,213
All right. Thank you.

1538
01:29:15,671 --> 01:29:17,505
Let me just get the tag for you.

1539
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,255
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Take it off! It's burning.

1540
01:29:30,546 --> 01:29:32,171
- Help you?
- Yeah.

1541
01:29:32,255 --> 01:29:36,130
I'll take this suit for $219.32.

1542
01:29:36,213 --> 01:29:37,933
It comes with a belt
and two pairs of pants.

1543
01:29:38,421 --> 01:29:40,171
That is a very versatile ensemble.

1544
01:29:40,255 --> 01:29:42,963
It's great for court dates,
entry-level job interviews,

1545
01:29:43,046 --> 01:29:44,546
high school reunions,

1546
01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:47,463
where, like, you don't want them to know
how successful you are.

1547
01:30:18,421 --> 01:30:20,061
Sasha! This way, please!

1548
01:30:20,671 --> 01:30:23,314
- Sasha! Sasha!
- Sasha! Over here!

1549
01:30:23,338 --> 01:30:24,856
- Sasha!
- Hey.

1550
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:27,713
- Sasha!
- Sasha, who's your date tonight?

1551
01:30:27,796 --> 01:30:30,463
Uh, well, I couldn't decide on just one,

1552
01:30:30,546 --> 01:30:32,046
so I brought two.

1553
01:30:32,921 --> 01:30:34,130
Quoc and Sandy Tran,

1554
01:30:34,546 --> 01:30:35,706
- my parents.
- Aw!

1555
01:30:36,005 --> 01:30:37,939
- Get them in the photo with ya.
- Come on.

1556
01:30:37,963 --> 01:30:40,338
Mom, Dad, you're lookin' beautiful.

1557
01:30:41,171 --> 01:30:43,838
Excuse me. Uh, I have a question!

1558
01:30:46,630 --> 01:30:47,880
Marcus?

1559
01:30:49,296 --> 01:30:50,296
What are you doing here?

1560
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,213
I came here to find you.

1561
01:30:53,046 --> 01:30:55,130
Uh, the whole plane ride over here,

1562
01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:58,005
I was trying to figure out
how I could say this in some great way,

1563
01:30:58,088 --> 01:31:00,171
but I couldn't,
so I'm just gonna say it badly.

1564
01:31:01,838 --> 01:31:03,338
I wanna be where you are.

1565
01:31:04,255 --> 01:31:09,255
I don't care where it is.
I don't care what outfit I have to wear.

1566
01:31:09,338 --> 01:31:13,171
I don't care if I have to eat
a lot of tiny, little things that I hate.

1567
01:31:13,255 --> 01:31:14,713
I... I just wanna be with you.

1568
01:31:15,255 --> 01:31:16,505
I wanna make you laugh.

1569
01:31:16,755 --> 01:31:20,046
I want you to call me out
when I'm not pushing myself hard enough.

1570
01:31:20,296 --> 01:31:22,213
I want to have a lot of sex with you.

1571
01:31:23,255 --> 01:31:25,046
I probably should have left
the sex part out.

1572
01:31:25,130 --> 01:31:27,588
I'm worried that I cheapened it.
Anyway, I just...

1573
01:31:28,171 --> 01:31:32,046
I want to have a family with you.
I want to spend my life with you.

1574
01:31:32,380 --> 01:31:33,713
Even if it scares me,

1575
01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:36,630
even if I'm as scared every day
as I am right now.

1576
01:31:37,588 --> 01:31:38,921
So my question is this:

1577
01:31:40,046 --> 01:31:41,046
Sasha Tran...

1578
01:31:42,046 --> 01:31:43,713
can I hold your purse for you?

1579
01:31:48,463 --> 01:31:50,046
That was the bad version?

1580
01:31:51,046 --> 01:31:52,713
- It was good?
- It was great.

1581
01:31:52,796 --> 01:31:54,106
- You liked it?
- I loved it.

1582
01:31:54,130 --> 01:31:55,171
Kiss already!

1583
01:32:17,630 --> 01:32:19,005
Let's go get your award.

1584
01:32:20,421 --> 01:32:23,501
- Look this way, please!
- Sasha, thank you!

1585
01:32:23,588 --> 01:32:25,356
- This is fancy.
- Yeah, you like it?

1586
01:32:25,380 --> 01:32:27,439
- Where is that from?
- Suits 'N Stuff.

1587
01:32:27,463 --> 01:32:30,147
- Oh, my... What is that?
- Came with two pairs of pants.

1588
01:32:30,171 --> 01:32:31,296
I think they're paper.

1589
01:32:33,546 --> 01:32:35,147
- Paid for it myself.
- What?

1590
01:32:35,171 --> 01:32:37,421
- With the merch money.
- Oh!

1591
01:32:37,505 --> 01:32:39,380
Oh, I cannot believe you did that.

1592
01:32:39,463 --> 01:32:43,046
And we are honored to present
our Visionary of the Year award to...

1593
01:32:43,671 --> 01:32:46,630
Sasha Tran!

1594
01:32:46,713 --> 01:32:47,755
Sasha!

1595
01:32:50,005 --> 01:32:51,213
Whoo!

1596
01:32:58,005 --> 01:32:59,005
Sasha!

1597
01:33:00,630 --> 01:33:02,130
What an amazing night.

1598
01:33:02,921 --> 01:33:03,963
Are you still hungry?

1599
01:33:04,046 --> 01:33:05,671
Starving.

1600
01:33:05,755 --> 01:33:08,588
The main course was a rice noodle
wrapped around a fig.

1601
01:33:08,671 --> 01:33:12,171
Well, lucky for you,

1602
01:33:12,713 --> 01:33:14,005
I know a great new place.

1603
01:33:14,338 --> 01:33:15,213
Really?

1604
01:33:15,296 --> 01:33:17,130
Unlimited quail egg parfait.

1605
01:33:17,213 --> 01:33:18,755
- Oh, great.
- Yeah.

1606
01:33:18,963 --> 01:33:20,880
It's a buffet of parfait.

1607
01:33:23,338 --> 01:33:26,171
We don't open for a week,
but we're deep in prep mode.

1608
01:33:30,213 --> 01:33:31,380
I love it.

1609
01:33:31,463 --> 01:33:33,421
It looks so different
from your other restaurant.

1610
01:33:33,505 --> 01:33:35,338
Come here.
I wanna show you something.

1611
01:33:37,963 --> 01:33:39,046
Hey, is it ready?

1612
01:33:39,796 --> 01:33:40,796
Yes, Chef.

1613
01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:48,046
It's just like my mom's.

1614
01:33:57,921 --> 01:33:59,213
It's all her recipes.

1615
01:34:00,921 --> 01:34:02,713
This is what I want to do, Marcus.

1616
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,296
The kind of food
that makes people feel at home.

1617
01:34:07,755 --> 01:34:09,630
The way your mom always made me feel.

1618
01:34:15,338 --> 01:34:16,338
You win.

1619
01:34:17,505 --> 01:34:18,755
This beats my speech.

1620
01:34:21,088 --> 01:34:23,880
It's gonna be hard to give you
an unbiased Yelp review.

1621
01:34:47,005 --> 01:34:50,630
Oh, Sasha, thank you again
for flying us out for this.

1622
01:34:50,713 --> 01:34:52,755
I couldn't imagine doing it
without you, Mr. Kim.

1623
01:34:52,838 --> 01:34:55,296
So, um, what do you think?

1624
01:34:55,796 --> 01:34:56,996
Think she would have liked it?

1625
01:34:59,130 --> 01:35:00,380
She would have loved it.

1626
01:35:08,671 --> 01:35:10,546
I accept.

1627
01:35:10,963 --> 01:35:13,755
- Sorry?
- Yes! I will be your baby's godmother.

1628
01:35:14,421 --> 01:35:17,421
Oh! We asked Denise's sister
to be the godmother.

1629
01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:20,796
- What?
- Just kidding, girl. You know it's you.

1630
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:22,630
Stop.

1631
01:35:23,088 --> 01:35:26,838
- Hey, so postpartum is real.
- Shh! Come on. This is the opening.

1632
01:35:34,255 --> 01:35:37,213
Maybe next we can make
Hello East Coast Peril happen.

1633
01:35:37,296 --> 01:35:41,171
- Yeah, I'd be down for that.
- Taking the Bay Area cross-country.

1634
01:35:41,255 --> 01:35:44,338
Hey, you're looking good, by the way.

1635
01:35:44,546 --> 01:35:45,588
What is that? A medium?

1636
01:35:45,671 --> 01:35:48,630
- European slim cut, baby.
- Uh-oh!

1637
01:35:48,713 --> 01:35:50,713
Best 600 bucks I ever spent.

1638
01:35:51,755 --> 01:35:53,338
I'm so hungry all the time.

1639
01:36:08,505 --> 01:36:09,713
Congratulations.

1640
01:36:09,796 --> 01:36:11,546
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

1641
01:36:12,671 --> 01:36:15,796
You think everyone knows
I punched Keanu Reeves?

1642
01:36:17,255 --> 01:36:19,838
You should probably write a song about it
just to be sure.

1643
01:36:19,921 --> 01:36:21,505
Hmm.

1644
01:38:47,505 --> 01:38:48,588
Whoo!

1645
01:39:09,296 --> 01:39:10,421
Whoo!