Charlie is a 200 ish year old demonic

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #692
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I'd be quite interested to figure out how Charlie, a 200 ish year old demonic entity, got into a relationship with some 20ish year old who has only been in hell for a few years.
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"Ah yes I'm going to date someone a tenth of my age!"
"That isn't creepy at all!"
"We're lesbian so it's not weird!"
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>Charlie is considered mentally disabled by Hell's standards, what with her child-like optimism, inability to read a room, etc
>Vaggie is actually just there at the behest of L&L to make sure Charlie eats regularly, doesn't get injured, and doesn't hand out too much of the royal treasury to randos
>Charlie is the one who has deluded herself into thinking that the "hot goth chick with the child-bearing hips" is her lover
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Fk it this is canon in my eyes.
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Delet this.
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I'm tired and drunk so sorry im advanced
>Be prince anon
>Visit your mentally disabled sister
>Her little "hotel" looks like its falling apart
>You honestly feel sorry for both her and the people your father voluntold to help keep her happy
>You open the front door and nearly fall over from charlie running over to hug you
>"Anon you came!"
"I said I would, you know I don't break promises."
>"Anon you just HAVE to meet my girlfriend, Vaggie!"
>Anons smile falters slightly
>Charlie doesn't notice and pulls anon into the hotel
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What a coincidence, I'm also tired and drunk.
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>vaggie lightly flirting with anon whenever shes alone with him
>"so wanna go out for drinks later?"
"i dont date my sisters helpers."
>"eh thats fair."
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I kinda love this, kinda absolutely hate it