[F4A] A Call After the Party [Best Friends] [Modular]

Hey, sorry to leave you a voicemail so early on a Sunday. Geez, it’s like 7 or something. It’s about the party last night. Not anything bad, I had a hell of a time. At least, what I can remember was great, But uh, I have a weird question to ask you.

[Stalling for time, nervously] We’re best friends, right? I mean, this is gonna sound really weird. I’m not sure if I’ve ever told this to anyone before, but sometimes when I’m drunk it...
God, I’ll just come out and say it. Have you seen my uh, have you seen my ass? Not like, have you checked it out or anything. Everybody does, heh. I mean, have you seen just my ass, like, separated from my body?

Thing is, I woke up this morning and I just sort of end at the waist. Like maybe a few inches below my bellybutton, I just stop. And obviously I know I’ve got a bit more equipment than that.
I have my legs here. Whoever brought me home remembered them, at least. Fuck, it’s always weird waking up the day after.

So I guess that means the body part I’m after is my whole hips, from my thighs to my waist - pussy and ass. I can still feel it - I think it’s laying on a bed or couch or something someplace. I’ll wiggle my leg stumps for the next few hours so you’ll notice it, like I am right now, and just give me a call when you see it.

[Mischeviously] I mean, you don't -have- to call me right away. It’s not every day you have an opportunity to play with your best friend’s disembodied ass.


[Optional section, kinda watersporty]
But I guess I should also point out the reason I’m calling is that when I wake up I have to piss like a racehorse. So if you do find my ass, feel free to move it to the bathroom or something. I’ll feel… me… sitting on the toilet, and if you wipe when I’m done I will love you forever.


[Kind of surprised] Oh. I see you’ve found me. Right in the middle of my voicemail. Probably were just listening to me go on and on while you watched my disembodied crotch wiggling, you bastard. Look, I know how you feel about me. Seen you looking at me when we’re at the game store. Don't think you’re as subtle checking my ass out as you think you are.

[Things are moving fast now, you’re trying to get a word in edgewise] Alright, hang on, let’s talk a little more before you take the shorts off. I- I uh, I like you too. I’d be lying if I said my gaze didn't linger on your ass as well. And I can explain the thong - it’s a comfort thing --
But hey, hey, that wasn't -necessarily- an invitation to take that off too…

[Falling into it] Ah, God. I guess I’d also be a liar if I said I’ve -never- hoped one of my Sunday mornings would start like this. Well, I didn't necessarily hope my hips would be in your bed and the rest of me three blocks away in -my- bed, but now that we’re in this situation, it’s just kinky enough--

[Engine revving, getting excited] Wait, is that your tongue? Fffffuck! Keep going-- just like that. Shit, you’re good. Really good. Don't stop, god damn, just keep going. Ah, I wish I could reach down and grab you by the hair.
Hey, hey, don't stop! What the fuck are you turning my ass over for-- ow! Are you spanking me? You kinky fucker. Turn that ass over and eat me, dammit. You can't just leave a girl hanging like that.

[Confused] Wait, what am I feeling? Where are you taking my ass? Put it back on the bed, that was really nice. Keep spanking me, I enjoyed that too.

[Feeling something really cold] Oh, shit, that’s fucking cold. Not cool, put me someplace warmer you asshole. Hang on, did you sit my ass on your bathroom counter? You did, you fucker! If you don't take me back to the bedroom and service me properly, I’m going to drive over to your place, ass or no ass, and reassemble myself.

[Sudden realization dawning] Why is my ass all wet now? What the… Oh. Oh the water’s perfect. Yes, right under the faucet, right on my clit. Oh that’s amazing. Mmmm, this is heaven. And I didn't even have to get out of bed. Fffffuck...
[Bracing for a massive orgasm] Ah, put your hand on my waist, right where my belly should be. Hold that ass down. Cause in a second, it’s gonna come really hard…

[Orgasm sounds or if preferable, just silence like you muffled the phone against the sheets]
Oh my god. That was incredible. Fuck. Good thing you put me in the tub. I’m just… I’m just going to lay here for a bit. You bring those hips over later, but… no rush.