Laggies (2014) EN

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- Oh, my God...
- Freedom.

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I feel like my mascara's running,
is my mascara running?

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It looks good. Like the cover
of Courtney Love's album.

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- You just need a crown.
- There's a crown.

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Hey, Noel, Noel,
can we borrow your crown?

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We just need it for like a second.

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- Wow.
- We just got the royal finger.

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I never liked her.

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What did we just go through?

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I mean, what was that,
a prom or a Celine Dion listening party?

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Don't shoot this part.

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- Okay, what is this place? Tell us...
- You'll see when we get there.

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Okay, we're doing 20 questions.
What is this place?

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- Do they have food?
- Not have 20 questions.

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- What, you can't just ask a question?
- Aren't we going to the hotel? I'm very confused.

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I just want to say, "Hey, what's up?"

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to all of the future versions of
ourselves watching this right now.

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I hope that we all learn to be as happy
and beautiful as these two right here

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'cause they are going to have
the best prom night of any of us.

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- I just wanna say...
- Hold on, let me get this.

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Tonight could've bit ass.

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Except it didn't because
we were together.

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Don't make me cry. My mascara is
already fucked up enough as it is.

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- You look pretty!
- Guys, I love our group.

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Guys, what are we doing?

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Chill out, just live a little.

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- We're not going to get caught.
- This is not legal. This is not legal.

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Danielle, you're going to love
that you did this later on.

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- And Savannah's getting naked.
- Oh, no. No, no, no.

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No, Danielle.

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If we get a rare disease from this water,
at least we'll all die together.

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I'm not leaving my dress on the
wet ground. It's dry-clean-only

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and my mom will kill me.

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On the count of Celine Dion.

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One, two, Celine Dion!

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No, no, no. You can no longer
work on your taxes from 1998.

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Yeah, I cannot amend
your '98 return. No.

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Hi, Dad.

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No, no, no, I'm not laughing
at your situation.

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Yeah. No, there's a strict
statute of limitations.

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So sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize
my dad wanted me to work until 6:00.

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I can't believe you're still filling
in for your dad's old sign girl.

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Yeah, I'm just still trying to figure out
what kind of counseling I'm going to do.

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- Okay, Al, it's show time.
- Let's see it already.

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The decorator just put the
finishing touches on it yesterday.

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After you!

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- Sorry.
- That's okay.

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- Oh, my God.
- You have outdone yourself.

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This is impressive. I thought you
were gonna have, like, a fish tank.

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Look at the nipples on this guy.

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Oh, my God, we're going to
be so popular, Savannah.

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That is the VIP section.

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We can come any night of the week
and have our own special space.

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It is so sexy. I love that we get to be VIP!
Okay, girls, getting ready...

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- Let's get this party started.
- No!

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- Last one, grab your penis.
- Thank you.

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Turn them on like this.

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I love it.

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Hey, no, look, my balls won't light up.

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Oh, my God, that hat is too much.

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I mean it truly is the tiniest
hat I've ever seen.

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It is, it's like suitable for a mouse.

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- You need to wear it to your wedding.
- I can't, I have a veil.

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Okay, games, games, games, games.
All right, the way this game works

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is you write a caption
for what you think

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the woman in this scene
is saying to her husband.

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But here is the thing...

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Look, look, look. Look, look.
You have to make it dirty.

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It'll be fun, it'll be fun, so, all right.
Ready? Set, go.

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All right, stop.

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Stop, stop, stop, pencils down.
I will go first.

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He said he had a package for me.

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All right, Danielle, you go.

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I love getting mail.

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But I spelled it M-A-L-E.

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It's perfect. All right,
Meg, Meg, Meg, you go.

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All right. So, I wrote...

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Hi, Matt, this is to certify that
this is the big fat cock I ordered.

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Wait, why would you
put Matt's name in it?

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Well, this is supposed
to be about you, right?

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No, they're about marriage,
they're not about my marriage.

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Right, but it's a joke,
like everyone else's.

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Well, it's not like everybody else's.

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It was a joke. It wasn't
a prediction. You know.

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A joke.

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How about we do another one?

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And why would you tweak
the nipples on the Buddha?

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That seemed, like, disrespectful.

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Disrespectful to who? To you?
Did you convert to Buddhism?

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No, that's disgusting. I'm not Buddhist.

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It's... That's Buddha. That's Buddha!

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Right, right. But you know that
was a joke about nipples. Right?

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And not Buddhism.

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Yeah, Buddha is sacred to
a lot of people, but that is...

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This is a party,
so let's just forget about it.

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Okay, yeah, no, forgotten.

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- I mean, we can do another one of these.
- Yes.

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So this lady has a plunger
and there's a butt crack.

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- Hey.
- Hey, sleepy head.

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- Good morning.
- Oh, wow.

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I shot these on Tuesday.

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They were such an amazing couple.

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They were so open to all of my ideas.

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Great. Where is that?

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Over in Seattle. We had to
go near the shipyards though

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so we could get something
a little more edgy.

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- 'Cause I mean, look at that wall.
- Yeah.

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Hey, weren't you supposed to go
to that career counselor today?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

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You should...

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Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll go get ready.

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Good.

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- Hello, is somebody there?
- It's me, you don't have to come out.

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What's this?

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What's what?
I'm just gonna watch some TV.

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Megan, I don't think
I like this new habit.

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I spoke with Anthony, and he said you were
meeting with the career counselor today.

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My God, I know exactly what she's going
to say. It's just a waste of time.

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Megan, honey, I don't want to see
you throw away your education.

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- You have an advanced degree.
- I know.

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And your father should have never
given you that stupid job because now...

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- Is that my girl?
- Hey, what are you doing home?

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It's his home.

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- Taking the day off.
- Yeah, me too.

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Wanna stay for dinner?

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- Yeah.
- Ed.

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- Hey, is it "make your own pizza" night?
- Sure, great idea.

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- Yeah.
- Great idea.

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I promise to love you,
to cherish you and to hold you

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and to be the rock in our relationship
for the rest of our days.

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I promise to be your baby's breath
when we wake each morning.

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And to be your evening rose
at day's end.

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And I promise to be your safe harbor

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when the boat is rocking
and when it's not rocking.

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I give you the bride and the groom,
Mr. and Mrs. Wanamaker!

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And here they are

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dancing to the song Mrs. Wannamaker
has picked for their first dance together

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as man and wife.

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My dad used to make yipping sounds

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when I first started to take you out
because he said it was puppy love.

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I know. I remember.

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Yeah, well, you know,
but it wasn't puppy love.

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No... I mean, unless we stayed
puppies for a seriously long time.

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- Listen...
- What?

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Look... I know it's taken me
a really long time to get here.

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What are you talking about?

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Okay, well, you know how I took
that guy's seminar last month?

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- Right.
- Well, I took a personality test.

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And the test came back
and the type that I am...

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- is a procrastinator.
- Anth, I mean...

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- Who makes up those tests? Come on.
- Experts.

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- Right.
- Like really smart people...

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But that's not important.

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What's important is that
I've been such a bonehead

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in waiting to do this for so long.

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No, no! Whoa, get up, get up!

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- Okay.
- Get up...

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Okay, I'm up, and listen,

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I know we have had
our trouble in the past

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with recognizing our moments,
but this is it.

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- This is our moment.
- No.

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No, this isn't our moment, this is
Allison's moment, this is her wedding.

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I know, and it's totally cool.

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When I first had the idea,
I ran it by her

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and she was so happy for us.

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And today, at lunch, I got a fortune
cookie that said, "Carpe diem."

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- Carpe diem?
- Yes.

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Hey, hey, guys, hey.
Megan, can you find my mom?

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She has the next dance with Matt.
I think I saw her out in the garden.

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Yeah, I'm... I'm...
I'm gonna come... I'm...

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- I'm just a second...
- Right.

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Sorry but she has to find my mom.

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- No, it's fine.
- Okay. Bye.

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It's fine.

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I'm going to go and put the
rose petals in the bridal suite.

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- Right this second?
- Yeah.

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Don't you do that
just before they leave?

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No, no, it's cool right now.
Okay, I'll... Later right? Later.

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Meg? Meg...

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Hey, excuse me.

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Yeah?

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You look like you party.

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I guess I'm technically coming from one.

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Cool. So... we can hardly believe this,
but we all forgot our ID's.

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And I mean, normally we would just
go buy some beer ourselves...

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but I guess we look under 21.
Which is crazy, right?

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I know. So...

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If we gave you some money or something,

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would you help us straighten
this whole problem out

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and just buy us a six-pack or something?

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Oh, God.

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You could totally keep the change.

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Okay.

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Someone did this for me when I was
your age, so I'm going to do it for you.

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- It's like a rite of passage, right?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I... I had a
good feeling about you.

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That makes one of us.

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Hey, yo, can we get some coolers too?

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And some red wine.

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And can you get some
white wine also? Thank you.

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You don't have to get all that.

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Thank you.

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Yeah!

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- Here you go. Drink responsibly.
- Sweet.

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Okay, I'm out of here.
Goodnight, you guys.

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I'm really sorry. Can I have
a look at that for a second?

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Yeah, go for it.

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Okay.

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Almost.

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God, I haven't done this since
I was in eighth grade.

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Okay, okay, one more time
and then I'm going.

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Okay, all right, thank you so much.

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- Come on, where are you going?
- Hang out some more.

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Come on, stay.

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- I mean, maybe I've got an hour.
- Yeah.

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What are you up to?

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Guys, I'm really impressed.
This is truly art.

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- Oh. Okay.
- Come on, Megan.

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Go right now, go.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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You know when you go to a party drunk,
and everybody else is sober.

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Or no. Or maybe like,

224
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maybe you're the sober one
and everybody else is drunk.

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God, you'd think that somebody
who you've known for forever

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would have known what
you meant about nipples,

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and it's like, hey, hey, maybe...

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maybe, like, using Buddha as a restaurant
decoration is the bigger joke, right?

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Or maybe...

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Maybe actually they're the ones
that are telling the jokes

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and I'm the one that's
missing them. You know?

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It makes me really sad
what you're saying.

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It's sad...

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I don't even know what
you're talking about but still...

235
00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:12,091
- Don't get sad, Misty.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

236
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:15,756
No, no, like, you shouldn't get drunk
and get sad. I mean, look at Patrick.

237
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:20,199
Patrick's sad and he hasn't
even touched his wine.

238
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,534
His folks are splitting up.

239
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:26,103
His dad's being a massive
dick in the divorce.

240
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,275
That's why we TP'd his house.

241
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,442
- That was his house?
- Yeah.

242
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:38,982
So you don't want to go out
together as friends then?

243
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:44,824
Just take the sophomore.
You know, just take a real date.

244
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:48,492
All right, whatever Annika.
Whatever you want.

245
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:56,699
I'm sorry. I just...
I totally interrupted.

246
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,501
What, me and Junior?

247
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,632
No, we were just talking about the prom.

248
00:19:03,732 --> 00:19:06,416
You know, stupid stuff.

249
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:12,716
I saw my dad cheat on my mom tonight.

250
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:15,536
Really?

251
00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:19,857
I think he was about to get a hand job.

252
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,197
Yeah, my...

253
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:29,866
My mom left my dad and I,
like, seven years ago now.

254
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:34,638
It was out of nowhere.
We don't know why she did it.

255
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,341
You know why your dad did it?

256
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:41,917
I don't.

257
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,784
Well...

258
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,252
If you ever want to talk,

259
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:50,522
- call me.
- You're giving me a phone?

260
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,358
I have a bunch of them.
Misty's dad sells them.

261
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:57,029
I just pretty much just use that one
to hide stuff from my dad.

262
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,031
Thanks.

263
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,834
God, I don't even know what time it is.
How do I... Oh, no...

264
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,738
This one? Oh, shit.

265
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,038
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

266
00:20:17,114 --> 00:20:19,349
Bye, thanks for the awesome time.

267
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:34,900
Megan, what happened to you?
Where have you been?

268
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,937
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I...

269
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:43,408
I... you know, I was more wasted
leaving the wedding than I knew.

270
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,678
And by the time I got to the store,
I realized I shouldn't even be driving.

271
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,082
And then I got sick and I was
puking in some bushes,

272
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:54,288
and then my dress got dirty,
and then I had to leave the car there

273
00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:57,354
and take a cab here.
And now I'm back.

274
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,928
I thought you got upset about,

275
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,097
we'll call it the kneeling,

276
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:09,468
and that you didn't come back on purpose,
but that didn't seem like you.

277
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,604
No, no, I'm sorry.

278
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,241
I'm sorry. I got scared, I'm sorry.

279
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:20,512
I just... I don't know. Oh, God,
I'm a mess right now, look, can we...

280
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,480
Can we talk about this tomorrow?

281
00:21:24,882 --> 00:21:26,585
Well...

282
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,354
Well, baby, no...

283
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,221
- No?
- No.

284
00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,062
- We can't.
- Right.

285
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:41,333
Because we have wasted so much time...

286
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:46,403
we should have just made it official
and our time is now.

287
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,844
I know why you're hesitant.

288
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:59,525
- Why?
- It's the planning and...

289
00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:03,956
the pressure and all the
trappings of all that.

290
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,858
- But we don't have to do it that way.
- No?

291
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:10,526
No, because we...

292
00:22:12,062 --> 00:22:15,067
We can elope. I was thinking.

293
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,871
We don't have to tell our parents,
we don't have to tell our friends.

294
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:22,908
- Really?
- We could go to a beach or Vegas.

295
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,579
I was thinking Vegas 'cause we
could just check that step off

296
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,482
and we could be married tomorrow.

297
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,684
Would you do that? Would you do that?

298
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,219
Yes. I would do that.

299
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,686
- Okay.
- I would do that.

300
00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:42,728
Wow, we have Matt and
Allison's brunch tomorrow.

301
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:46,697
But we can do it the day after.
We can go the day after tomorrow.

302
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:53,973
Yeah.

303
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,675
I can't the day after that.

304
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:01,280
What do you mean, why? Why? Why?

305
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,003
My God, I really wanted to...

306
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:09,085
To go to that personal
development seminar.

307
00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:12,224
- Wait, really?
- Yeah.

308
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:16,092
- On Orcas?
- Yeah, right.

309
00:23:17,294 --> 00:23:19,362
Because, you know...

310
00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:23,633
I'm twirling a sign for my dad,

311
00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:30,409
and I... I... don't know
what to do with my future.

312
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,712
- That's awesome, Meg.
- Yeah.

313
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:37,545
I'm so all for that. That's amazing.

314
00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:42,142
You know... They do this thing
where they give you an animal

315
00:23:42,242 --> 00:23:45,290
to help you visualize
new behavioral patterns.

316
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:49,961
And mine was a shark. And it helped to
remind me that I need to keep progressing,

317
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,295
otherwise I'll just sink.

318
00:23:54,865 --> 00:23:56,035
Yeah, so...

319
00:23:56,735 --> 00:24:00,437
After your seminar on Orcas...

320
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,208
Will you...

321
00:24:06,911 --> 00:24:08,378
Megan Burch...

322
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,348
run off to Vegas with me?

323
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,654
Yes, I will.

324
00:24:18,522 --> 00:24:19,759
You will.

325
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,926
There it goes.

326
00:24:28,399 --> 00:24:30,500
- I love you.
- I love you.

327
00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:34,990
- I love you so much.
- I love you so much.

328
00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:56,092
- What happened to you last night?
- I'm so sorry. I got sick.

329
00:24:57,561 --> 00:24:58,497
Sick?

330
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:03,335
She had a few too many drinks and
ended up vomiting in a parking lot.

331
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:04,636
I'm sorry.

332
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:06,671
Why would you possibly drink that much?

333
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,508
Now you are not in any
of the table pictures.

334
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:12,345
- You are missing from the video.
- Megan Ashley Burch...

335
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,480
You had everyone scared to death.
Where the hell have you been?

336
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,149
I got sick.

337
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,315
Oh. She said she got sick.

338
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:23,255
I just...

339
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:27,058
I just need to... I've got
to go and do something.

340
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:28,525
It's okay, baby.

341
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,646
- Hon.
- I was just leaving.

342
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:47,879
Wait... What's going on with you?

343
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,946
- What's going on with me?
- Yeah.

344
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,628
I saw you.

345
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:56,723
I saw you. So right now I don't
even want to look at you.

346
00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:01,793
Let's just quietly talk
about this for a second.

347
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,729
Talk about what?
I'm sorry, talk about what?

348
00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:04,997
I don't know.

349
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:10,002
People grow together, they grow apart.
It's always shifting.

350
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:14,973
Oh, right. Three decades
of marriage to Mom

351
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,744
and you're going to describe
what I saw as shifting?

352
00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:21,611
Wait.

353
00:26:25,215 --> 00:26:27,319
- Hey. You okay?
- Yeah.

354
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,689
Okay. Savannah and Theo
want to talk to us.

355
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,124
- About what?
- I don't know. Come here.

356
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:36,495
Oh, good, there you are. So...
Theo and I have been talking it over

357
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,498
and even though you guys
aren't technically married...

358
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,834
you know, you're doing the
whole Goldie Hawn thing.

359
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:46,137
You know, you've been together
the longest and you are young

360
00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,273
- and you are fun...
- So fun.

361
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,776
And, you know, if we're
being responsible, you're stable.

362
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,412
And what we wanted
to ask you is... Ready?

363
00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:57,981
Would you be our baby's godparents?

364
00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:02,254
- Are you kidding?
- No.

365
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,020
- Sure...
- Yeah, we would.

366
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,092
We would be honored.

367
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,894
- See, I told you.
- Is it official?

368
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:11,496
You are looking at
Juppiter's godparents.

369
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,532
- There they are.
- Juppiter?

370
00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,056
- Yeah, nobody has that name.
- No one.

371
00:27:15,156 --> 00:27:16,468
- Oddly.
- I bet not.

372
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:20,069
Like the planet.
Except two "P's," two "P's."

373
00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:37,289
You know, I think this is going
to be really good for me.

374
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,390
Me too.

375
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:42,994
It's like you're having your
bachelorette party but at a seminar.

376
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:45,061
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

377
00:27:55,005 --> 00:27:57,209
Maybe you'll get a shark too.

378
00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:00,091
- Maybe.
- All right, bye.

379
00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:04,047
Drive safe.

380
00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,184
- Bye.
- Bye.

381
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:08,947
- Hello?
- <i>Hey, what up? It's Annika.</i>

382
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:12,418
Huge emergency, could you come down
to my school and pretend to be my mom?

383
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:14,353
Whoa, what?

384
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,588
Yeah, I'm supposed to have this
parent/teacher conference today,

385
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:19,791
but I threw the note out. So my
counselor said she's gonna call my dad,

386
00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:23,061
but he will be super pissy if
he has to come sit down here.

387
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:25,302
<i>So I told them my mom already knew
about it but were just running late.</i>

388
00:29:25,402 --> 00:29:28,000
So basically my point is,
could you just come down here

389
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,336
and pretend to care about
me for like ten minutes?

390
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:34,205
I'll owe you, and I know I
already owe you for the beer,

391
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:37,042
but I will really, really owe you.

392
00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:40,512
But, but I don't look related to you.

393
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:44,149
<i>Maybe I'm adopted.
What the fuck does she know?</i>

394
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,651
- Probably not much.
- So will you come?

395
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,907
- Hi.
- My God, you actually came through.

396
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:12,544
And you have the fake wedding ring.
Nice touch.

397
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,180
Mrs. Hunter?

398
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,550
Hey.

399
00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:19,616
Hello.

400
00:30:23,187 --> 00:30:26,891
So, I'm becoming concerned that

401
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,895
Annika is not taking steps
towards her future.

402
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,353
Got it. Well...

403
00:30:33,553 --> 00:30:37,233
I'll be sure to talk to her
about it at home.

404
00:30:38,602 --> 00:30:39,938
So, we're good here?

405
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:44,109
Mrs. Hunter, I realize you must
have a very busy life. But...

406
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:47,646
I was hoping that we could all
come up with a plan today.

407
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:52,682
Okay, sure. A plan. Do you have one?

408
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,324
I don't know. I mean...

409
00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:01,993
It kind of seems stupid to
plan that far in advance

410
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:04,429
when you're just gonna change
your mind anyway, right?

411
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,766
I mean, say you had a kid,

412
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,235
and then you realize you
didn't really want the kid.

413
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,803
Was there a pregnancy?

414
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:15,174
No, she's talking about her mom. Me.

415
00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:17,540
Her mom.

416
00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:21,146
And as her mom, I'd say that...

417
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:24,182
I'm sure it does seem kind of stupid

418
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:28,017
to make some sort of rigid
plan for the future. But...

419
00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:32,624
It's stupider not to start
paying attention to who you are

420
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,191
and what makes you happy.

421
00:31:36,393 --> 00:31:38,694
Otherwise, you just float.

422
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:45,604
So... there's the start of her plan.

423
00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:49,241
Good meeting, Mrs. Halpsky.
You've given us a lot to think about.

424
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,644
Yes, well... Yes.

425
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,747
So this is kind of an
interesting job to have?

426
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:57,649
What kind of licensing does it take?

427
00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,118
Are you questioning my qualifications?

428
00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:03,588
No. No. Never mind. I...

429
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:06,922
I was just curious. Come on.

430
00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:14,179
You worked her o-ver.

431
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,703
You can take that stuff off now, you know.
She totally bought it.

432
00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:23,108
Remember half an hour ago
when you said you'd really owe me?

433
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:25,444
Holy shit. You collect fast.

434
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:30,212
I need to lay low for a week.
Your dad works, right?

435
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,790
So, my dad usually
comes home around 7:00,

436
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:43,395
but he's going to some lame,
divorcee mixer, so he'll be late.

437
00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:45,162
This is the living room.

438
00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:48,239
And this...

439
00:32:50,222 --> 00:32:52,743
- This is Lynn.
- Jesus Christ.

440
00:32:52,843 --> 00:32:55,306
Yeah, my mom bought her
when she saw Finding Nemo

441
00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:57,976
'cause she thought that
turtle was cute, but...

442
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:01,245
Then she realized that
this kind doesn't swim.

443
00:33:01,345 --> 00:33:03,448
So she ditched you, too,
didn't she, Lynn?

444
00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:07,029
You don't really have to do anything
for her. Just don't step on her.

445
00:33:07,129 --> 00:33:10,421
- She likes to hide back here.
- Do I need to feed her?

446
00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:15,091
You can try, but we're pretty
sure she's an anorexic.

447
00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:18,196
Cool pet.

448
00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,566
So, this is the kitchen. You can
basically eat whatever you want.

449
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:24,769
But this is his box of wine.

450
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:27,447
So if you have some,
use the funnel with the Tupperware

451
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:31,215
and fill it up with a little bit of water.
It's what we do.

452
00:33:31,515 --> 00:33:32,877
I don't think he really notices.

453
00:33:33,477 --> 00:33:37,048
And tonight, this guy Dan
has invited some people over

454
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:39,717
'cause his parents are out of town.
So if you want to do that, we can do it.

455
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:42,552
- And then we'll just sneak you back in.
- Okay.

456
00:33:44,988 --> 00:33:49,325
<i>And I'm using Humid.
It's a really gorgeous green.</i>

457
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:53,465
- Under.
- Yeah, on the edge. All right.

458
00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,333
- You ready?
- Yeah.

459
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,201
You know, I always wanted
to try a smoky eye.

460
00:33:57,301 --> 00:33:58,703
But I thought it might
be too much on me.

461
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:00,672
I don't know. I like it.

462
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:01,727
Hey!

463
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:06,511
- Whoa! You're supposed to knock.
- Write a letter. I don't know you.

464
00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,013
- Megan.
- Craig.

465
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:11,783
She's a new friend.
You're supposed to be at that mixer.

466
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,887
Yeah, well, I came home to change
so I don't look like a lawyer.

467
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,588
Wow.

468
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:21,059
High school students are looking
rougher and rougher these days.

469
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:24,128
- Just graduated.
- God, you can be rude sometimes.

470
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,898
Look, she's a new friend, okay?
We're just gonna go to the movies.

471
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:30,368
Right well, let me know if the
teen vampire gets the girl.

472
00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:34,440
And be home by 10. I know I'll be.

473
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:40,312
You know, why doesn't he just stay
out if he wants to be less lonely?

474
00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:42,701
I don't know. Come on.

475
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,765
Is this turning into a college party?

476
00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:03,932
Where's the fucking beer? This way?

477
00:35:06,603 --> 00:35:09,674
- Junior! What's up?
- Hey.

478
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,608
Long time no see since Econ.

479
00:35:14,144 --> 00:35:18,016
- Yeah, that goes on around him all night.
- Yo. Yo, Annika!

480
00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:19,984
- Hey.
- Hey.

481
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,086
Oh, yeah, let's do this!

482
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:25,755
It's not a party till we start.
Who's gonna help me get this going!

483
00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:29,928
Here.

484
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:34,163
Yeah. This is definitely
having people over.

485
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,209
Oh, yeah. I've always loved Neil Young.

486
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:47,576
I just discovered him.

487
00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:56,187
Okay, I'm gonna put the ice cube.
It's gonna be good.

488
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:59,124
Okay, on the count of three. One...

489
00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,260
Two!

490
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:06,295
Okay, girls. We need the hoop.
Come on. Hand it over. Yeah, thank you.

491
00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:25,480
Hey, I think it's past your curfew,
so we should probably go.

492
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:29,167
This is my mom.

493
00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:34,693
- Wow, that's your mom?
- Yeah, she models for catalogs now.

494
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,976
I've come across them before.

495
00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:40,530
I don't even know who she is anymore.

496
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,600
You don't see her?

497
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,501
We did phone calls for a bit.

498
00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:48,604
It didn't really last.

499
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:51,009
Do you know where she is?

500
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:56,114
There's an address. On the child
support check she sends my dad.

501
00:36:56,614 --> 00:37:00,315
He puts them in a box labeled,
"No, thanks."

502
00:37:02,586 --> 00:37:06,658
God, I'm sorry.
I'm really emotional tonight.

503
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:12,161
I was already upset about Junior,
and then I came in here, and I saw her.

504
00:37:13,697 --> 00:37:17,300
- You like him?
- Yeah.

505
00:37:18,635 --> 00:37:21,639
- I might even be in love with him.
- Wow.

506
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,232
Well, are you sure that
he doesn't like you, too?

507
00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:29,080
Sure he does. As a friend.

508
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,847
Oh, right.

509
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:38,523
You know, he's probably checking her tag

510
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:41,523
- to see what cycle to wash it in.
- Yeah.

511
00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:49,534
Megan, can I borrow your car keys?
I think I left my sweatshirt out there.

512
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:53,215
- Yeah. Sweatshirt's a really good idea.
- Thanks.

513
00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:58,176
You know, when I was in high school,
there was a guy that everyone said liked me.

514
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,745
It was all I heard about
from my friends.

515
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:03,948
But he never acted on it,
so I kept getting unsure.

516
00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:06,717
- Well, did he ever do anything about it?
- Yeah.

517
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:10,288
Sophomore year, he asked me to be
his girlfriend in front of everyone.

518
00:38:11,338 --> 00:38:15,626
- And did you like him?
- Yeah. He was cute. Kind of artsy.

519
00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,112
He noticed these details about the world
and talked about them in a way

520
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:22,333
that no other high school guy would.
And he was always...

521
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:25,603
He was always taking pictures and...

522
00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:29,023
and pulling quotes out of nowhere
which I thought was pretty deep.

523
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:34,078
But, but maybe it was
the start of a habit

524
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:37,292
of waiting for other people
to make decisions for me.

525
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,682
You know?

526
00:38:43,186 --> 00:38:45,054
Okay.

527
00:38:48,649 --> 00:38:50,027
Okay.

528
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:53,231
Okay. He's going to be waiting inside
to do a whole deposition on me.

529
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,366
So just go straight to my room
and wait for me there.

530
00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:58,334
You don't have to take your shoes off.

531
00:39:00,203 --> 00:39:02,240
Hey. Where you been?

532
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:06,041
God! That movie was so long.

533
00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:09,579
- Hi.
- Hey.

534
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:12,884
- Did you find everything you needed?
- Yeah.

535
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,950
All right, cool.

536
00:39:17,554 --> 00:39:19,357
Are you in trouble?

537
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:22,560
No. He just made me tell him
the plot to the movie we saw.

538
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,730
And then he read the same plot to me
back online to see if it matched.

539
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,364
But I just told him a movie I saw
last week when I ditched school.

540
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:35,432
Yeah. I didn't think you had
an interest in ventriloquism.

541
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:39,344
You. Downstairs. We need to talk.

542
00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:43,078
- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.

543
00:39:56,059 --> 00:39:57,561
Who are you?

544
00:39:57,661 --> 00:40:00,963
Megan. Burch.

545
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:06,055
And I get that this can sometimes
be sensitive information for a woman,

546
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,939
but how old are you?

547
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,273
I'm in my 20s.

548
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:15,479
And why are you
sleeping over at my house?

549
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:18,789
Or I guess the larger question is,
why are you hanging out with my daughter?

550
00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:23,549
- It's kind of hard to explain.
- I bet.

551
00:40:23,649 --> 00:40:26,391
No, I mean, I've never really tried to.
Not even to myself.

552
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:29,694
I like hearing things better
when they're not rehearsed.

553
00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:32,243
All right...

554
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:36,434
I grew up around here.
Well, no, I didn't, I mean, you know,

555
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:39,067
across the lake on the east side.

556
00:40:41,604 --> 00:40:45,343
I got "best couple" with my
boyfriend in high school.

557
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:49,046
And I started an alternative
dance team with my friends

558
00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:52,374
meaning that we danced to Beastie Boys
instead of top 40. It was kind of cool.

559
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:58,489
After college, I worked some random jobs,
time went by. I'm gonna skip to...

560
00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:03,595
Okay, I went back to grad school to get
my marriage and family therapist degree

561
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:09,364
because I thought I wanted to have
honest conversations with people.

562
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,536
But...

563
00:41:12,507 --> 00:41:14,036
But...

564
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:17,209
I did my internship and I...

565
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:20,378
I couldn't relate to any of my clients.

566
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,380
I felt like a total fraud.

567
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,851
So, you know, I kind of found
myself in this place. Like...

568
00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:30,911
this kind of weird in-between place,
you could say, you know?

569
00:41:31,011 --> 00:41:34,664
And, I don't know,
I was kind of floating.

570
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:39,030
And then I met Annika at the grocery store,
and I skateboarded with her for a minute.

571
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:43,661
And it was really fun, you know.
I liked skateboarding. I missed it.

572
00:41:43,761 --> 00:41:45,703
I think it was just nice
to hang out with somebody

573
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:48,396
that cut me some slack for a change.

574
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,710
I'm sorry. This isn't gonna
make any sense. This is...

575
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,193
You know, this isn't...

576
00:41:55,293 --> 00:41:58,725
It's not gonna make any sense,
so just fucking sue me.

577
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,519
I'm sorry, that wasn't
meant to be a lawyer joke.

578
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,821
It's not a joke if it's not insulting.

579
00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:07,491
I don't think I know any lawyer jokes.
No, wait, I do. I've got one from my dad.

580
00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:09,927
What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers
at the bottom of the sea?

581
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,463
A good start. Hey, did you hear
the one about the grown woman

582
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,632
who started hanging out
with a bunch of pubescent kids?

583
00:42:14,732 --> 00:42:18,261
- No, what?
- No, I'd never heard of it before either.

584
00:42:23,339 --> 00:42:25,943
Come on, you gotta help me out.
So what... What were you like?

585
00:42:27,199 --> 00:42:28,904
Well...

586
00:42:29,246 --> 00:42:32,149
Senior year, I was voted
"best gorgeousness,"

587
00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:36,020
and most likely to pump gas
when I get older.

588
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,690
And then I realized it would be fairly
easy for me to argue for a living

589
00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:41,492
if I wasn't doing it on my own behalf.

590
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:46,697
And then there was this
intensely poufy white dress.

591
00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:51,569
It gets a little hazy because
of all the tulle or taffeta.

592
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:56,374
And then there was a kid, and then
the taffeta floated out the door.

593
00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:58,941
And that brings us to tonight.

594
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,681
Tonight. What a cluster fuck.

595
00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,884
- You talking about the mixer?
- Yeah.

596
00:43:07,284 --> 00:43:11,789
At these things, women insist on touching
your forearm in this very deliberate manner.

597
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:15,826
These touches are meant to communicate
gold-star level skills in listening...

598
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:18,562
In connectedness. Do you know
about this kind of gesture?

599
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,565
Yeah. You mean this one?

600
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,800
Yes. Do go on.

601
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,934
- Do go on.
- Right?

602
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:25,734
- Yeah.
- That's it.

603
00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:29,273
Dad, you do know you can't
lecture her all night, right?

604
00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,509
- She's not a kid.
- Oh, really?

605
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:35,913
You snuck your friend into my house,
I think you're lacking say-so here.

606
00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:38,549
If you let her spend the
night in your locker...

607
00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:40,184
No, that's school's property.

608
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:45,289
If you let her spend the night in
your backpack. Yes. No, that's...

609
00:43:45,389 --> 00:43:47,058
- Actually I paid for the backpack.
- Okay.

610
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,527
So I guess that's my property.
I don't know.

611
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,730
Why don't you put a case together.
And come back.

612
00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,298
- All right.
- When you got something solid.

613
00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:57,435
- I'm gonna go to bed.
- You sure? We can talk about this more.

614
00:43:57,535 --> 00:44:00,069
- Okay, goodbye.
- Good night, honey.

615
00:44:03,006 --> 00:44:07,709
The property argument is inelegant
but it ends things quickly.

616
00:44:15,151 --> 00:44:19,056
Listen, I deal with a lot of
scumbags on a daily basis.

617
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:22,293
So I've developed a real
appreciation for the truth.

618
00:44:22,893 --> 00:44:24,895
I've gotta think that if you were lying,

619
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:29,500
you'd make up an excuse
that's less fucking weird.

620
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,670
You do realize that
reverting to a teenage life

621
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:34,298
and sneaking into my
house is weird, correct?

622
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,387
Right.

623
00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:38,868
And why were you trying to sleepover?

624
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:46,884
The lease on my apartment ran out, and I
can't get into my new place for a week.

625
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:48,951
And my... my friends...

626
00:44:50,753 --> 00:44:52,857
I just... I didn't want to...

627
00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:56,186
I didn't want to involve
them or my parents.

628
00:44:59,696 --> 00:45:01,302
All right...

629
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:05,002
Fuck it. I'm not gonna kick
you out at 1:00 in the morning.

630
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:06,137
Oh, thank you.

631
00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:09,073
You're not sleeping on the
floor of my kid's bedroom.

632
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,507
I'm putting you in the guest room.

633
00:45:19,515 --> 00:45:22,554
- Got enough pillows here?
- Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

634
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:27,625
Please don't let this decision
become bad parenting on my part.

635
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:31,527
I won't. I really... I really won't.

636
00:45:38,101 --> 00:45:40,671
Wait. He let you stay?

637
00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:42,172
Yeah. I'm in the guest room.

638
00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:44,575
I'm gonna let you do
something too, Annika.

639
00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:47,645
I'm gonna let you do
additional chores for two weeks.

640
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,080
Oh, no, hey, look, it's my
fault she got in trouble.

641
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,949
She's the one who made the decision.

642
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:53,651
Hey, throw another tart in
there for me, will you?

643
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,319
It's your house.

644
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,421
It is my house. You know, I think
I'm gonna work from home today

645
00:45:57,521 --> 00:46:00,791
because I really have no
good reason to trust you.

646
00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:02,557
- No offense.
- None taken.

647
00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:06,964
- Yo, your ride is here.
- Patrick.

648
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:09,199
What happened to us, man?
You don't write anymore.

649
00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:13,204
That's a great shirt. Listen.
I know you want to kill your dad.

650
00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:15,873
Sometimes I do, too,
but I'm doing my best

651
00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:20,778
to keep this case civil on his end,
and toilet papering isn't gonna help.

652
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:25,349
So if you want to take some
aggression out on a father figure...

653
00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:28,817
Let's get scrappy, man.
So you can move on.

654
00:46:32,622 --> 00:46:36,126
- You're a divorce lawyer?
- Yeah, he's my dad's.

655
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:37,893
Wait, do you live here now?

656
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:41,365
All right.

657
00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:45,335
- Yeah, we should go to school.
- Yeah. Dad, stop. Just go.

658
00:46:45,435 --> 00:46:47,204
Thanks for the banana, Mr. Hunter.

659
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:50,408
Seriously, Patrick. Help me out, okay?

660
00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:53,484
I'm not... I'm not kidding actually.

661
00:46:58,978 --> 00:46:59,982
Good.

662
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:39,391
I think I cracked her eating disorder.

663
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:40,958
Really.

664
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:43,260
She is feeling so
confident about her body.

665
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,128
Yeah. I can see that.

666
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:52,835
- Did you see the mail come?
- No, not yet.

667
00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:56,840
Show me something. What have you got?

668
00:47:56,940 --> 00:48:00,778
Well, okay, I'm working on a flip.

669
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,512
So you flip it around and...

670
00:48:04,714 --> 00:48:06,217
And then you get on. You wanna go?

671
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:09,019
- Come on.
- I'm middle-aged.

672
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:12,690
No, look. Have a go. Come on.

673
00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:14,575
- Come on.
- Okay.

674
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,895
- Just sort of like stand there.
- Okay.

675
00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:20,864
And then you want to stand to
make it go, like, this way.

676
00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:22,296
Okay.

677
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:25,937
Oh, geez. That almost hit my dick.
Okay. That's not good.

678
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,572
Maybe we should get the
training wheels for me.

679
00:48:50,359 --> 00:48:52,527
Have a good day, you guys.

680
00:48:53,663 --> 00:48:56,700
- Can I trust you?
- Yes, you can.

681
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,570
Okay, if you need anything,

682
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,271
key's under the stone tortoise.

683
00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:03,839
- All right. Bye.
- Bye.

684
00:49:32,068 --> 00:49:34,438
- Hey.
<i>- Hey!</i>

685
00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:38,194
<i>I was just retouching
some guy's back zits</i>

686
00:49:38,294 --> 00:49:41,312
<i>- out of his baby shots.</i>
- That sounds lovely.

687
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:44,748
<i>No, it was amazing. It was amazing.</i>

688
00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:46,215
<i>How's the seminar?</i>

689
00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:51,113
It's so weird being away.

690
00:49:53,356 --> 00:49:57,594
<i>I mean, with you being gone,
I've just been holed up working, and...</i>

691
00:49:57,694 --> 00:49:59,163
<i>I'm afraid to see everyone.</i>

692
00:49:59,263 --> 00:50:01,866
<i>'Cause I feel like if I see them
I'm just gonna crack and tell them.</i>

693
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:06,337
<i>I've just been pretending
to be some complete loner.</i>

694
00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:09,804
<i>When really I'm a secret fiancé.</i>

695
00:50:10,439 --> 00:50:13,444
<i>So are you getting a lot out of this?</i>

696
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,613
Yeah. Yeah, you know...

697
00:50:16,713 --> 00:50:19,850
My animal's a tortoise. Go figure.

698
00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:23,318
<i>A tortoise? That's sweet.</i>

699
00:50:24,654 --> 00:50:25,910
<i>I miss you.</i>

700
00:50:27,456 --> 00:50:29,460
I miss you.

701
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,932
<i>Oh, hey, your dad has left like
three million voicemail messages</i>

702
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:38,102
<i>so you should probably call him. 'Cause I'm
assuming he doesn't know you're on Orcas.</i>

703
00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:43,173
Oh, yeah, no, I was...
I was being a secret seminarian.

704
00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:44,341
<i>- Makes sense.</i>
- Yeah.

705
00:50:44,441 --> 00:50:46,675
<i>- Wise choice.</i>
- Thanks. I thought so.

706
00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:51,615
- Look, I've gotta go. I gotta go.
- <i>Okay, right. All right.</i>

707
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,383
- I love you.
<i>- Glad I caught you.</i>

708
00:50:53,483 --> 00:50:54,917
<i>- Love you, too. Bye, baby.</i>
- Bye.

709
00:51:13,942 --> 00:51:15,203
Hey.

710
00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:19,508
Will you go with me to see my mom?

711
00:51:22,578 --> 00:51:23,993
Sure.

712
00:51:50,673 --> 00:51:52,541
All right.

713
00:52:10,493 --> 00:52:12,360
My God.

714
00:52:13,829 --> 00:52:14,928
What is this?

715
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:21,102
I don't know. It...

716
00:52:23,005 --> 00:52:25,074
It just kind of felt like
something I should do.

717
00:52:33,715 --> 00:52:37,321
God. She's been in there making
lemonade for, like, 20 minutes.

718
00:52:37,421 --> 00:52:39,488
I don't think she's coming out.

719
00:52:52,034 --> 00:52:55,839
Just take her and put her in the
car and tell her I'm sorry.

720
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:58,139
And whatever else you need to.

721
00:53:02,645 --> 00:53:05,213
What could I possibly tell her?

722
00:53:07,049 --> 00:53:09,186
That I thought I'd be
the really cool mom

723
00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:12,791
that took her to concerts,
and she'd want to borrow my boots?

724
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:18,386
But then one day I realized there's
no such thing as a cool mom.

725
00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:22,499
That the... cool mom is
really just the bad mom,

726
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,699
or the mom who has become a joke.

727
00:53:28,571 --> 00:53:31,842
Are you Craig's girlfriend?
Is that why you're here with her?

728
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,109
No. I'm just her friend.

729
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,381
What does she expect?

730
00:53:42,284 --> 00:53:44,888
That you serve some lemonade,

731
00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:50,656
and you ask her five to ten
questions about her life.

732
00:53:55,297 --> 00:54:00,264
You treat somebody badly enough, you just
assume they'll be happy to let you go.

733
00:54:03,973 --> 00:54:06,675
She had... Said she
had to get something.

734
00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:19,487
So, after I...

735
00:54:20,422 --> 00:54:22,192
You know...

736
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:26,430
I started doing a lot of catalog modeling,
and I ended up doing a lot of lingerie.

737
00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:29,597
Yeah, I know, I've seen your pictures.

738
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,004
Well.

739
00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:35,939
Anyway,

740
00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:39,743
they send me home with so many things
from these stupid photo shoots.

741
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,879
And I just thought that since, you know,

742
00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:45,349
obviously, well,
you're a growing woman...

743
00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:49,995
And... well, maybe there might
be some things you like in here.

744
00:54:53,923 --> 00:54:55,660
Do you like this one?

745
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,628
Yeah, it's really nice.

746
00:54:58,728 --> 00:55:00,730
I think that's about right.

747
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:03,034
I mean, do you like black?
Is black a color you like?

748
00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:06,154
- Sure.
- Great.

749
00:55:06,254 --> 00:55:09,606
Great, I have more. What about florals?

750
00:55:09,706 --> 00:55:11,975
I mean, do you wear nightgowns? Or...

751
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,478
I have thongs.
Are you into thongs or no?

752
00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:16,813
I like that one with the bows.

753
00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:19,614
Great. Yeah.

754
00:55:22,551 --> 00:55:24,319
That's cute.

755
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:39,799
- Got room for that?
- Yeah.

756
00:55:46,842 --> 00:55:48,879
You know, I really
needed a strapless bra.

757
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:51,047
You did?

758
00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:53,314
Yeah. For my prom dress.

759
00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:55,986
It's actually really good
that she gave me one.

760
00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:59,820
Yeah. Yeah, no, it's really good.

761
00:56:03,926 --> 00:56:06,545
- You should come.
- Where?

762
00:56:06,645 --> 00:56:09,666
To the prom. Saturday night.
It's on this boat in Lake Union.

763
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:13,570
Oh, no, I've gotta go
home Saturday, remember?

764
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:16,306
You know, I've gotta get into my
new place and sort everything out.

765
00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:17,874
I mean, I can't just
float around forever.

766
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:21,376
No. Come on. You belong there with us.

767
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:30,320
Hi. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
Can I take your order?

768
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:33,456
Can we have two mondo chococinos

769
00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:36,493
and two boysenberry muffin tops.
We're celebrating.

770
00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:37,559
10.50, please.

771
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:41,662
- There you go.
- Thank you.

772
00:56:46,201 --> 00:56:47,068
Megan?

773
00:57:02,818 --> 00:57:05,822
Hey. Coinky-dink.

774
00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:09,793
Anthony told us that you were working
on yourself on Orcas Island.

775
00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:12,262
And that you probably
weren't checking your messages,

776
00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:14,130
so that's why you
weren't calling us back.

777
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:17,898
Oh, did you call?
No, my... my phone's been off.

778
00:57:19,034 --> 00:57:22,839
Megan. You missed Savannah
having her baby.

779
00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:26,209
And you are the godmother.
The godmother!

780
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,445
- Juppiter?
- Yesterday!

781
00:57:28,545 --> 00:57:30,547
No, and they went with Callisto

782
00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:33,515
because someone at the hospital
had a Juppiter last week.

783
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,852
Callisto is one of Jupiter's moons.

784
00:57:36,052 --> 00:57:39,356
- Oh, I only knew about Io.
- Yeah, I learned there are 64.

785
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:42,225
- 64?
- Anyway, the baby is here.

786
00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:45,095
And you're not out of town at all.
You're not immersed in some seminar

787
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:47,063
trying to get your life
moving in the right direction.

788
00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:51,268
You are driving around
getting chococinos with...

789
00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:55,504
Who the hell is that?
I don't even know who that is.

790
00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,529
Meg... Is that your drug dealer?

791
00:58:00,629 --> 00:58:03,313
No. No. I'm not on drugs.

792
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:05,366
Okay, look, here's the thing.

793
00:58:05,466 --> 00:58:09,788
No, I'm not... I'm not on Orcas Island.
But I am on Orcas,

794
00:58:09,888 --> 00:58:13,721
if you think about Orcas on a
bigger level. Like symbolically.

795
00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:18,061
I just, you know I...

796
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:21,198
I just needed a second of personal time.
You know, I mean, it's a week,

797
00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:24,023
but in terms of my life, it's more like
just a second to get my shit together.

798
00:58:24,123 --> 00:58:27,239
And then... then I'm going home
in a couple of days. Okay?

799
00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:32,444
I feel like I should really tell
Anthony that you never left.

800
00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:37,414
What are you talking about? Oh, my God.
You're supposed to be my friend.

801
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:41,302
I mean, it was you and me and Savan and
Danielle before he ever even asked me out.

802
00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:45,789
- But I'm not going to tell him.
- Thanks.

803
00:58:45,889 --> 00:58:50,227
Because he bought a ring.
And he's going to propose to you.

804
00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:52,862
Yeah. That's right. He did.

805
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:55,499
I helped him pick it out,
and it's, like, incredible.

806
00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:58,153
So I bet that makes you think twice
about how ridiculous you're being

807
00:58:58,253 --> 00:59:00,537
with this fake Orcas stuff.

808
00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:03,475
Meg... I really want
this wedding for you.

809
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,843
And it's not even the wedding.

810
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,045
It's that we're friends.

811
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,214
It's like how our prom,
it wasn't just a dance,

812
00:59:11,314 --> 00:59:14,985
it was us getting ready together. And then
how we all lied to our moms together.

813
00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:17,187
And stayed at the cheap hotel,

814
00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:20,590
and went swimming naked
in that nasty pool.

815
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:23,727
And we all thought we were so cool.

816
00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:26,126
But if you had stayed home
that night, then...

817
00:59:26,226 --> 00:59:27,831
the stories wouldn't
have made sense to you.

818
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,600
You wouldn't have been a part
of everything that night meant.

819
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:35,503
I just think now that we're adults,
our lives are that times 10.

820
00:59:37,906 --> 00:59:39,104
What are you saying?

821
00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:43,589
I'm saying that I'm not going to
mess things up for you. Just...

822
00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:46,174
Don't mess them up for yourself.

823
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,803
All right.

824
01:00:01,003 --> 01:00:03,066
What was that all about?

825
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:05,902
Oh, she just had a message to give me.

826
01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:09,404
I need to get a baby gift.

827
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:15,224
Hey. Where you two been?

828
01:00:17,814 --> 01:00:21,015
Megan took me to get some new bras.

829
01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:25,186
How was that? Was that fun?

830
01:00:26,222 --> 01:00:27,424
Fun?

831
01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,648
I'm gonna go and lie down for a while.

832
01:00:29,748 --> 01:00:32,896
All right. Misty is gonna
come over and have a sleepover

833
01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:35,999
- 'cause we have no school tomorrow.
- No school, why is that?

834
01:00:36,099 --> 01:00:38,568
Yeah, it's a staff development day.

835
01:00:38,668 --> 01:00:41,506
Okay, well, keep Misty
away from our valuables.

836
01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:45,175
I was joking. That was a joke.

837
01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:47,942
Yeah. I know.

838
01:00:48,510 --> 01:00:51,868
- Goodbye.
- Want some poppy snaps?

839
01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:56,086
I totally forgot about this guy.

840
01:00:56,186 --> 01:01:00,590
Oh, my God. Herschel Thrasher.
What was his mom on?

841
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:03,493
You really don't have a chance in life
if your mom wears a belly chain.

842
01:01:04,904 --> 01:01:06,963
Look at Tiffany Wilmington
with her real teeth.

843
01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:09,499
- Oh, my God.
- Who is she dating now?

844
01:01:10,321 --> 01:01:13,771
Kyle Stempano, I think. Is that right?

845
01:01:14,871 --> 01:01:15,939
I really wouldn't know.

846
01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:19,545
I'm gonna go get some snacks, okay?

847
01:01:19,645 --> 01:01:21,277
- Okay.
- Bye.

848
01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,323
- Later. Peace!
- Peace!

849
01:01:23,423 --> 01:01:25,323
Peace!

850
01:01:32,654 --> 01:01:34,357
- Hey.
- Hey.

851
01:01:34,457 --> 01:01:35,959
- Come in.
- Yeah?

852
01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:39,295
- Thanks for knocking.
- It's okay. Thought I'd be polite.

853
01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:41,130
Them's the rules.

854
01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,867
- Can I complain to you?
- Sure, go ahead.

855
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:47,370
I'm so fucking stressed out right now,
all I want is a drink.

856
01:01:47,470 --> 01:01:49,973
I went for the box wine in the fridge,

857
01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:53,210
and it's funny how much that
vintage tastes like tap water.

858
01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:59,478
Yeah, you know, I'm, yeah.
The box stuff really is never very good.

859
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,319
So, what are you working on?

860
01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:06,623
A letter to opposing counsel.
During mediation my client agreed

861
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:09,092
to give back two of her handguns
to her husband,

862
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:12,262
and now she's decided they
were anniversary gifts to her.

863
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:15,732
Wow. That's romantic.
Are you gonna win?

864
01:02:15,832 --> 01:02:20,602
I hope so because it would kill me to
see a mother separated from her guns.

865
01:02:23,405 --> 01:02:25,073
Hey...

866
01:02:28,343 --> 01:02:30,847
- No, never mind.
- What?

867
01:02:30,947 --> 01:02:32,672
You want to come get a drink with me?

868
01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:35,719
- Now?
- Yeah.

869
01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:38,288
Well, I'm supposed to be in
the middle of a sleepover.

870
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:40,623
Oh, they're like little animals.
They're like gerbils.

871
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:44,761
They have next to no sense of time.
Aren't you leaving soon?

872
01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:47,079
- Yeah.
- One pop.

873
01:02:57,639 --> 01:02:59,607
Be careful.

874
01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:08,186
Okay, we gotta hurry.

875
01:03:13,251 --> 01:03:14,989
Don't slip.

876
01:03:21,763 --> 01:03:23,766
- Thank you.
- Okay.

877
01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:24,834
- Hey.
- Hey.

878
01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:27,201
Anybody here? All right.

879
01:03:27,769 --> 01:03:29,973
- Waitress won't give it to 'em.
- Right.

880
01:03:30,073 --> 01:03:31,939
So he says...

881
01:03:32,774 --> 01:03:34,911
- Hey.
- Hey, how you doing?

882
01:03:35,011 --> 01:03:36,379
Just about closing.

883
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:40,483
Oh, well, that's perfect for our needs.
We just want a round of shots.

884
01:03:40,683 --> 01:03:43,806
- Bourbon.
- Bourbon. Hey. Wow! Like your style.

885
01:03:43,906 --> 01:03:45,989
- Thank you.
- Bourbon in a Mexican restaurant.

886
01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:47,715
- Can I get a Pacifico?
- Of course.

887
01:03:48,793 --> 01:03:51,993
I think doing cheers is cheesy,
so if you need to touch glass to glass,

888
01:03:52,093 --> 01:03:54,763
- use my watch.
- So do I.

889
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,635
You have time for another?

890
01:03:58,735 --> 01:03:59,702
- Yes.
- Yeah.

891
01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:02,307
- Thank you.
- Twist my arm.

892
01:04:03,272 --> 01:04:06,027
So, what's up with that Junior kid?

893
01:04:06,127 --> 01:04:08,678
Is my daughter in love
with that Rico Suave kid?

894
01:04:08,878 --> 01:04:12,182
Whoa, that's friend-friend privilege.
Can't talk about that.

895
01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:15,151
Not much going on between
the ears on that one, is there?

896
01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:18,354
You know, at the moment, she doesn't
need him to be smart. Thank you.

897
01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:20,457
Yeah, I guess it's easier
when you're young.

898
01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:24,792
All you need from someone
is to feel stupid around them.

899
01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:27,597
What do you need when you're older?

900
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:33,267
You need to feel like you're on
the same side of what seems stupid.

901
01:04:37,606 --> 01:04:39,842
- You really like hanging out with her?
- Yeah.

902
01:04:39,942 --> 01:04:45,046
- You genuinely like hanging out with her?
- I genuinely think she's really cool.

903
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,620
You know, good for her. I like that kid.

904
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,757
- I do, I do. I love her.
- Good.

905
01:04:54,357 --> 01:04:57,694
I'm a little hard on her. Maybe I haven't
been giving her enough credit.

906
01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,463
She's a good kid.

907
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,399
At least she didn't end up
paying attention to me.

908
01:05:03,499 --> 01:05:07,513
You know. Could be... could be worse.

909
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:10,675
I can't go back and fix my
own fucked up head but...

910
01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:15,968
She doesn't have to get bitter
in the first place, does she?

911
01:05:16,068 --> 01:05:18,414
No. I think we need another drink.

912
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:20,083
- Let's have a drink.
- Let's have a drink.

913
01:05:20,383 --> 01:05:22,684
- No cheers.
- No cheers.

914
01:05:25,821 --> 01:05:26,822
Right?

915
01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:31,628
You know, so, monks and priests, right?

916
01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:33,997
They say they get
their calling from God.

917
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:37,500
But that means... that means
it was from something outside.

918
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,782
It wasn't from something inside, right?
And everybody thinks that that's just great.

919
01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:42,772
- Yeah.
- Right?

920
01:05:42,872 --> 01:05:44,407
What the fuck, right?

921
01:05:44,507 --> 01:05:47,296
Sorry, guys. You're gonna have to
close your tab out. Going home.

922
01:05:47,396 --> 01:05:48,789
Aw, man.

923
01:05:48,889 --> 01:05:50,747
I... I...

924
01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:53,650
This is your coat.
So I don't have any money.

925
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,418
No, no, no. My responsibility.

926
01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:57,587
- Okay, good.
- I dragged you out.

927
01:05:57,687 --> 01:06:00,125
Put your money away. There, it's on me.

928
01:06:00,225 --> 01:06:03,073
- It's on... It's on you.
- It's on Blockbuster.

929
01:06:03,173 --> 01:06:05,073
Gosh darn it.

930
01:06:16,204 --> 01:06:18,239
- That was fun.
- Yeah.

931
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:27,083
Yeah, I just... I just wanna...

932
01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:29,418
I just wanna say thank you for...

933
01:06:29,518 --> 01:06:31,988
- For what?
- For letting me stay.

934
01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:36,890
Well, I loved having you, you know.

935
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:39,693
You're good people.

936
01:06:42,464 --> 01:06:44,232
And...

937
01:07:07,122 --> 01:07:11,394
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Wait, wait, wait.

938
01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,629
I just... I just... I just...

939
01:07:13,729 --> 01:07:15,531
I don't think we should
finger-bang in the street.

940
01:07:15,631 --> 01:07:17,156
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know?

941
01:07:17,256 --> 01:07:20,837
Of course. No, no, no, no, no.
We should go to my... the house.

942
01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,572
- House, yeah, yeah, the house.
- Yeah.

943
01:07:22,672 --> 01:07:26,576
Well, maybe we take
Annika's t-shirt off.

944
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,578
- Yeah.
- Maybe that's a little creepy.

945
01:07:28,678 --> 01:07:29,511
Yeah.

946
01:07:36,184 --> 01:07:38,087
Yeah. That's hot.

947
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:43,526
Yeah, I'm just wearing, like, a little
t-shirt with, like, crotchless panties.

948
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:46,763
- Who's she talking to?
- Our math teacher.

949
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:49,234
- Does he know it's her?
- No.

950
01:07:49,334 --> 01:07:53,302
Okay, good. I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna brush my teeth, okay?

951
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:55,569
Yeah, yeah, you're good.

952
01:08:41,449 --> 01:08:42,400
Hey.

953
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,316
- Hey.
- Hey.

954
01:08:47,555 --> 01:08:49,358
Got a headache?

955
01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,360
Yeah.

956
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:54,531
This is an old hangover cure
from college. You want one?

957
01:08:55,331 --> 01:08:57,098
Yeah.

958
01:09:01,970 --> 01:09:04,338
It's very scientific.

959
01:09:06,241 --> 01:09:08,976
- I'm not messing around.
- No.

960
01:09:09,878 --> 01:09:11,581
You know...

961
01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:14,985
You can stay here a little
longer if you need to.

962
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:19,889
Yeah, you know, I've gotta
get back into my new place.

963
01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:21,856
So...

964
01:09:23,725 --> 01:09:25,493
Okay.

965
01:09:39,808 --> 01:09:43,346
All right. I'm calling
Patrick and Junior again.

966
01:09:43,446 --> 01:09:45,512
Laggies.

967
01:09:52,854 --> 01:09:54,324
Do I have something on my face?

968
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,633
Yeah.

969
01:09:57,333 --> 01:09:58,833
My dad's saliva.

970
01:10:00,328 --> 01:10:03,798
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah. How about that?

971
01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,336
I think you're pretty but...

972
01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:11,641
- That's my dad.
- I... Oh, God, I... Annika, I...

973
01:10:11,741 --> 01:10:14,143
I don't know what happened,
you know. I mean, I...

974
01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:16,379
I was thinking the whole time like,
"What are you doing, Megan?"

975
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:20,147
No, no, no, no.
I really don't need details.

976
01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:25,889
Look, I've had a couple of
hours to think about it.

977
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:30,293
And I just keep thinking about
how lonely he's been.

978
01:10:31,093 --> 01:10:33,296
You know, and how hard
he's been trying with me lately.

979
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,028
And as much shit I talk about him...

980
01:10:37,128 --> 01:10:38,928
I love him.

981
01:10:39,268 --> 01:10:42,939
You know, and I want him to be happy.
And I want you to be happy.

982
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:46,140
You know, so if you two
are happy together, then...

983
01:10:48,844 --> 01:10:50,651
It might be kind of cool.

984
01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:56,502
And obviously, he can't come
with us when we go out. But...

985
01:10:58,686 --> 01:11:00,623
You know, if he wanted to take
you to the movies, or whatever,

986
01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:04,907
- I've decided not to lose my shit over it.
- Annika, I don't think that dating

987
01:11:05,007 --> 01:11:08,030
- is in the future for your dad and me.
- Did I just hear you're boning Mr. Hunter?

988
01:11:08,230 --> 01:11:11,699
- No, it's not like that.
- Ew. Gross.

989
01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:17,407
- Yo, finally.
- Fucking drop it already, I'm here, okay?

990
01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:20,776
Bad mood.

991
01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:22,511
Hey, the tux place is at the other end.

992
01:11:22,611 --> 01:11:24,647
All right, so we'll meet
back here in like an hour?

993
01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:25,767
Sure.

994
01:11:26,267 --> 01:11:28,433
If you can live without me that long.

995
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:30,885
I'm not sure I can.

996
01:11:34,355 --> 01:11:35,958
You've gotta dance
with him tomorrow night.

997
01:11:36,058 --> 01:11:38,992
I mean, who's to say?

998
01:11:41,229 --> 01:11:43,566
Okay, I'm trying this one on.

999
01:11:44,266 --> 01:11:45,201
It's you.

1000
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:47,568
I know.

1001
01:11:50,371 --> 01:11:52,074
- No.
- No?

1002
01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:55,145
You wear white to your wedding.
Not to prom.

1003
01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:58,247
Shut up. I like it.

1004
01:11:58,447 --> 01:12:00,916
This is it. This is it!

1005
01:12:01,016 --> 01:12:03,786
I look so fucking good, man.

1006
01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:07,156
I don't even know why those other chicks
are even gonna bother to show up.

1007
01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:08,796
What do you think?

1008
01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:11,494
- You look so cute.
- Good?

1009
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:13,162
- You should buy it.
- Yeah.

1010
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:14,230
Do you have any gum in your bag?

1011
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,665
- Right there?
- Little shorter.

1012
01:12:15,865 --> 01:12:17,601
- You can't take it a little more.
- Yes, you can.

1013
01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:21,137
Yeah, but like, shorter.

1014
01:12:21,537 --> 01:12:23,172
- You want my ass out?
- No.

1015
01:12:23,472 --> 01:12:25,306
She wants my ass o...

1016
01:12:28,943 --> 01:12:31,278
"A and M. Best couple forever."

1017
01:12:32,547 --> 01:12:34,209
He had it engraved?

1018
01:12:37,785 --> 01:12:39,054
Are you married?

1019
01:12:41,089 --> 01:12:42,557
I'm only engaged.

1020
01:12:46,795 --> 01:12:48,390
Only engaged.

1021
01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:51,167
Who's the A?

1022
01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:52,594
You don't know him.

1023
01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:54,992
My dad know about him?

1024
01:12:57,138 --> 01:12:58,167
No.

1025
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,742
Are you going back to him?

1026
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,308
Yes.

1027
01:13:09,651 --> 01:13:11,458
God, you're even worse than my mom.

1028
01:13:12,755 --> 01:13:14,790
You know, at least when she
pulled my dad into her bullshit,

1029
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,972
she didn't know she was gonna leave.

1030
01:13:24,265 --> 01:13:26,100
Oh, shit.

1031
01:13:30,905 --> 01:13:33,242
God, Megan, don't even turn around
and look at me right now.

1032
01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:35,845
Look, I'll swear on whatever
you want me to swear on.

1033
01:13:35,945 --> 01:13:38,147
I really like your dad.
I wasn't faking it.

1034
01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:41,951
You're a huge fucking liar. Even your
fake ring was fake at being fake.

1035
01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:43,619
Who knows what else
you're trying to lie to me about.

1036
01:13:43,719 --> 01:13:44,950
She's really hurt, Megan.

1037
01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:47,657
Oh, shut up, Junior. You pulled
your own bullshit with her, too.

1038
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,959
Oh, don't you even try
to bring him into this.

1039
01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:52,695
Can you please stop the fucking
yelling while I'm driving?

1040
01:13:52,795 --> 01:13:54,797
Who gives a fuck about
your dad's love life?

1041
01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:57,700
He helps break up other people's
relationships every fucking day.

1042
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,936
Don't be a dick to Annika
just because your dad's a dick

1043
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:01,437
and her dad's trying to
bring home some cash.

1044
01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:05,307
- Shut up, Misty! How does any...
- I don't know what crawled up your ass today...

1045
01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:07,980
You want to hear what
crawled up my ass, Annika?

1046
01:14:10,311 --> 01:14:11,814
Oh, God!

1047
01:14:12,214 --> 01:14:16,052
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Is anybody hurt? Are you okay?

1048
01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:18,120
- Is your neck okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1049
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:19,887
Okay.

1050
01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:23,264
I'm drunk, Megan.

1051
01:14:27,695 --> 01:14:30,488
He's sending me to
boarding school next year.

1052
01:14:31,433 --> 01:14:34,167
And she didn't even fight him on it.

1053
01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:40,175
I opened the bottle of wine you bought me,
and I put it in the OJ container.

1054
01:14:40,275 --> 01:14:42,743
I just didn't want to care anymore.

1055
01:14:45,346 --> 01:14:46,925
Okay.

1056
01:14:47,049 --> 01:14:50,018
Okay, everyone out of the car.
Out of the car right now.

1057
01:14:52,687 --> 01:14:55,655
When the cops get here, I was driving.

1058
01:14:58,394 --> 01:15:01,364
The wheels slipped.
I think my palms got sweaty.

1059
01:15:02,264 --> 01:15:04,101
Can you touch your nose
with your left hand?

1060
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,568
With...

1061
01:15:09,137 --> 01:15:12,098
Are you able to recite
the alphabet backwards?

1062
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,379
Z-X-Y-V...

1063
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:20,850
No, W, W, V... Oh, God.

1064
01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:23,953
I don't think that I could do that
even if I hadn't been drinking.

1065
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:26,454
- Have you been drinking?
- No.

1066
01:15:29,590 --> 01:15:31,725
Please, stay here a moment.

1067
01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:43,039
I just wanted to say that what you're
doing for Patrick is pretty solid.

1068
01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:45,174
This officer thinks
I've been driving drunk,

1069
01:15:45,274 --> 01:15:48,045
and I might be legally drunk.
I don't know.

1070
01:15:48,945 --> 01:15:52,847
- I had some gin this morning.
- What the fuck, Megan?

1071
01:15:55,016 --> 01:15:59,054
Miss Burch, I'm going to ask you to take
a breath test. Is that okay with you?

1072
01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,424
- Yes.
- I want you to blow into this tube.

1073
01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:03,724
Continue to blow until I say stop.
Is that understood?

1074
01:16:08,596 --> 01:16:10,530
Keep blowing please.

1075
01:16:11,030 --> 01:16:13,936
Keep blowing. That's good.

1076
01:16:14,536 --> 01:16:17,248
Miss Burch, I'm gonna ask you to turn around
and put your hands behind your back.

1077
01:16:20,174 --> 01:16:22,845
- Hold your hands together, please.
- Wait, no, she... she didn't do anything.

1078
01:16:22,945 --> 01:16:25,948
- No, chill out, Patrick.
- Relax, please. Please, relax.

1079
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:30,019
- This way, ma'am.
- Annika, can you call your dad to come, please?

1080
01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:31,287
Watch your head, please.

1081
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:33,922
- Are you in?
- Yeah.

1082
01:16:34,022 --> 01:16:36,189
What are we gonna do?

1083
01:16:41,662 --> 01:16:43,430
Burch.

1084
01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:47,267
Your lawyer's here to see you.

1085
01:16:53,975 --> 01:16:55,909
Thank you, Officer.

1086
01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:01,583
Well, I've planned your escape.

1087
01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:03,285
It's gonna involve a lot of soap.

1088
01:17:03,385 --> 01:17:07,089
We're gonna have to roofie this guy
over here. But I think we can do it.

1089
01:17:07,189 --> 01:17:10,359
- Annika didn't tell you.
- She told me.

1090
01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:14,797
I know Patrick was driving.
And I know what you did for him.

1091
01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:18,509
- I think it's a really stand-up thing.
- Craig...

1092
01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:24,047
I've got something to tell you,
and you're gonna hate me.

1093
01:17:24,673 --> 01:17:26,438
I doubt that.

1094
01:17:27,910 --> 01:17:33,029
I am not waiting for a new apartment.

1095
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:38,453
My boyfriend, the one that I got
"best couple" with, he proposed.

1096
01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:41,321
And I needed some time.

1097
01:17:42,857 --> 01:17:45,158
I'm engaged to be married.

1098
01:17:49,964 --> 01:17:52,132
So you...

1099
01:17:55,236 --> 01:17:57,640
So you didn't lose your lease?
That's not why you've been staying over?

1100
01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:59,975
No. I just...

1101
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:04,439
I needed to get my head together,
and I gave myself a week.

1102
01:18:07,548 --> 01:18:09,562
When are you getting married?

1103
01:18:10,818 --> 01:18:11,747
Tomorrow.

1104
01:18:13,388 --> 01:18:14,722
You know, I mean, if I'm not in jail.

1105
01:18:14,822 --> 01:18:18,614
I... we're eloping.
I'm getting married tomorrow.

1106
01:18:19,661 --> 01:18:22,563
- That's really something.
- Yeah.

1107
01:18:23,397 --> 01:18:25,365
Tomorrow.

1108
01:18:27,301 --> 01:18:28,401
Congratulations.

1109
01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:30,639
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- No, that's... No need.

1110
01:18:30,739 --> 01:18:33,609
I'm such a shitty person.
I really want to tell you everything.

1111
01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:37,379
The first time I met the kids,
I bought them alcohol.

1112
01:18:37,679 --> 01:18:40,382
It never happened again, but that's
where Patrick got the wine from

1113
01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:43,617
and I went with Annika to see her mom.

1114
01:18:51,692 --> 01:18:53,360
So you met...

1115
01:19:03,204 --> 01:19:06,041
Shit. I'm gonna stop there.

1116
01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:08,643
That's all the lies though.
You know, the...

1117
01:19:10,745 --> 01:19:12,414
The rest is true.

1118
01:19:12,514 --> 01:19:14,516
However, I acted around you,
that was true.

1119
01:19:14,616 --> 01:19:16,452
Whatever happened between us,
that was true.

1120
01:19:16,552 --> 01:19:18,687
And I know that I
shouldn't have kissed you.

1121
01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:22,391
I know I shouldn't have done that.
It just got so confusing.

1122
01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:25,183
'Cause I had this feeling like I
was already in love with you.

1123
01:19:33,968 --> 01:19:36,036
Say something.

1124
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,677
The number you blew at the
scene was borderline.

1125
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:45,612
The number you blew at the station
was under. So they're gonna release you.

1126
01:19:46,747 --> 01:19:49,130
- Something else?
- Like what?

1127
01:19:49,230 --> 01:19:52,654
That I haven't felt connected
to anyone I've flirted with

1128
01:19:52,754 --> 01:19:55,657
or casually seen or dated
or slept with for years,

1129
01:19:55,757 --> 01:19:57,859
for I don't know how long.

1130
01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:02,954
That this was a rare deal.
That right now I'm aware looking at you,

1131
01:20:03,254 --> 01:20:05,265
this could be it for me.

1132
01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,211
I never anticipated
still having to find a place

1133
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,247
where I'd fit in by the time
I was an adult either.

1134
01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:23,283
I thought you automatically got one
once you had a job and a family.

1135
01:20:24,185 --> 01:20:27,721
But it's just you, alone.

1136
01:20:53,681 --> 01:20:55,851
Thanks for coming.

1137
01:20:56,451 --> 01:21:00,589
Hey, no problem. I'm happy to.

1138
01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:02,224
Do you want to tell me what happened?

1139
01:21:02,324 --> 01:21:06,128
No, nothing. It was a mix-up.
They're not pressing charges.

1140
01:21:06,228 --> 01:21:08,562
Good. Good.

1141
01:21:09,230 --> 01:21:11,734
- Listen, honey. I...
- Dad, no, I...

1142
01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:14,603
I need you to know
that I fucked up, too.

1143
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,807
So I'm in no position to judge you.

1144
01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:21,443
What are you talking about?
You can totally judge me.

1145
01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,745
I did something really stupid.

1146
01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:28,684
And it's gonna take a long time before
your mom can think well of me again.

1147
01:21:28,784 --> 01:21:30,452
You told her?

1148
01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:33,088
Yeah. I wasn't going anyplace.

1149
01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:36,124
I just had a moment in time where...

1150
01:21:36,224 --> 01:21:41,252
you know, I lost sight of who I was
and what was important to me.

1151
01:21:41,352 --> 01:21:43,765
So you're staying together?

1152
01:21:43,865 --> 01:21:47,767
Yeah, we're gonna work on it.
She wants to work on it.

1153
01:21:49,370 --> 01:21:51,273
Do you still think
you were just shifting?

1154
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:55,878
Well, that's what, you know,
relationships are, you know?

1155
01:21:56,178 --> 01:22:00,816
Not the cheating part,
that was my problem.

1156
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:04,002
But you know, you don't just
get into one and then that's it.

1157
01:22:04,102 --> 01:22:07,331
It's work, and it's always changing.
It's always changing.

1158
01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:11,927
Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

1159
01:22:12,257 --> 01:22:17,483
Look, I was just happy to hear from you.
Even if it was from jail.

1160
01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,005
- Hey.
- Hey.

1161
01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,551
Hey, baby.

1162
01:23:04,845 --> 01:23:07,180
Welcome back.

1163
01:23:11,252 --> 01:23:14,857
So I... checked the chapel's
photographer out.

1164
01:23:15,357 --> 01:23:18,827
He's no me,
but he's done some okay work.

1165
01:23:18,927 --> 01:23:21,163
I think we're gonna have to paste
in the Caribbean behind us

1166
01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:24,664
so our parents think we went
further away and couldn't invite them.

1167
01:23:26,868 --> 01:23:28,304
Who's that?

1168
01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:31,347
- I don't know. I got it.
- All right.

1169
01:23:34,575 --> 01:23:37,312
- Hey-o.
- Misty.

1170
01:23:38,326 --> 01:23:39,715
Wh... What are you doing here?

1171
01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:42,818
Well, I brought the stuff
you left behind from the crash.

1172
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,353
- Here.
- Oh, thanks.

1173
01:23:45,453 --> 01:23:48,890
And by the way, Patrick's dad wants you
to pay for his car repairs out of pocket.

1174
01:23:48,990 --> 01:23:52,627
Out of po... Oh, what...
Nobody does that unless it's a scratch.

1175
01:23:52,727 --> 01:23:55,497
- Yeah, well, he's a dick.
- Oh, my God.

1176
01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:57,299
Anywho...

1177
01:23:58,099 --> 01:24:01,168
I'm also here to tell you
that you need to come to prom.

1178
01:24:03,637 --> 01:24:06,008
- Misty, I can't.
- I know.

1179
01:24:06,108 --> 01:24:08,310
You and Annika are having
a lot of issues right now.

1180
01:24:08,410 --> 01:24:09,608
But if you stop being
friends after this,

1181
01:24:09,708 --> 01:24:13,502
she's gonna become secretly tortured
about it. That's how she is.

1182
01:24:13,602 --> 01:24:15,484
I know she looks up to you.

1183
01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:18,620
That trip you got her to take
to her mom's was huge.

1184
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,922
And all this time you've been
spending with us fucknuts.

1185
01:24:21,022 --> 01:24:22,558
- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.

1186
01:24:22,658 --> 01:24:26,128
- Who's this?
- I'm Misty.

1187
01:24:26,328 --> 01:24:29,538
- Hey, Misty.
- Yeah. Megan's been mentoring me.

1188
01:24:29,965 --> 01:24:33,201
Right. At the seminar,
she was in the junior program.

1189
01:24:33,301 --> 01:24:35,770
- The junior program.
- Oh, wow, that's cool.

1190
01:24:35,870 --> 01:24:37,533
What was your animal?

1191
01:24:39,106 --> 01:24:40,733
I'm my own animal.

1192
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,414
- Right. I like that. I respect that.
- Yeah.

1193
01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:48,349
- Okay. Nice meeting you.
- All right, you too.

1194
01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:53,178
- He's cute.
- Thanks.

1195
01:24:53,588 --> 01:24:55,923
Well, we bought you
a ticket as Patrick's date.

1196
01:24:59,827 --> 01:25:00,752
Just come.

1197
01:25:33,260 --> 01:25:34,429
Attention, passengers.

1198
01:25:34,529 --> 01:25:38,300
Flight 514 has begun
general boarding to Las Vegas.

1199
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:42,075
- Please, line up to the right of the podium...
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1200
01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:44,658
- Here we go.
- Okay.

1201
01:25:45,158 --> 01:25:48,376
Wait. Hold on a second.
I know it's going to be bad quality.

1202
01:25:48,476 --> 01:25:52,278
- But I need to capture this moment.
- Right. Of course. Of course.

1203
01:25:55,016 --> 01:25:56,818
All right. Just gonna
send this to the group.

1204
01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:59,888
They're over at the soft open
for the restaurant.

1205
01:26:00,038 --> 01:26:02,524
We've got to celebrate with
those guys as soon as we get back.

1206
01:26:02,624 --> 01:26:04,133
Why do you need to do that?

1207
01:26:04,233 --> 01:26:06,840
I'm not gonna send it to our parents.
I know that's a whole other conversation.

1208
01:26:08,130 --> 01:26:11,297
And... done.

1209
01:26:13,634 --> 01:26:15,244
Why did you need to do that?

1210
01:26:16,438 --> 01:26:21,187
Well, I figured 'cause they can't be here,
it's our way of bringing them into it.

1211
01:26:22,244 --> 01:26:26,014
- Oh, look, Allison already wrote back.
- Oh, my God. I can't do this.

1212
01:26:26,214 --> 01:26:29,451
What? Oh, are you thinking...

1213
01:26:29,551 --> 01:26:32,587
You're thinking we need to have a
real wedding. I know, and you know what?

1214
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:34,890
That would actually make me
a whole lot more happy.

1215
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:39,973
No. No, I mean that
we can't be together.

1216
01:26:44,164 --> 01:26:46,694
- Wait, what?
- Oh, my God...

1217
01:26:47,469 --> 01:26:50,038
Oh, my God, I think I might...

1218
01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:52,941
I think I might throw up
that I'm finally doing this.

1219
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:56,044
Doing what? What are you doing?

1220
01:26:56,244 --> 01:26:57,705
Okay...

1221
01:26:58,246 --> 01:27:01,026
How am I gonna explain
this to you, right?

1222
01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:04,085
Right, the animal thing, right?
The animal thing, okay.

1223
01:27:04,185 --> 01:27:06,288
God, Anthony.
That could never be my speed.

1224
01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:09,424
But... But if it helps you to understand
what I'm trying to say to you,

1225
01:27:09,824 --> 01:27:11,491
then...

1226
01:27:13,694 --> 01:27:16,097
Anth, I'm a snake.

1227
01:27:16,197 --> 01:27:20,335
I'm a snake that's been dragging
my old skin around with me

1228
01:27:20,435 --> 01:27:23,212
for way too long.

1229
01:27:23,312 --> 01:27:24,812
I'm a snake.

1230
01:27:25,906 --> 01:27:27,844
- No, you're not.
- No, no.

1231
01:27:28,643 --> 01:27:31,410
You have to see this about me.

1232
01:27:33,413 --> 01:27:37,549
I'm dropping out.
I'm dropping out of the group.

1233
01:27:39,787 --> 01:27:43,525
Okay, I mean, that's okay,
'cause that's them,

1234
01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:46,378
and you can just cut down on the
amount of time you hang out with them...

1235
01:27:46,478 --> 01:27:50,264
- 'cause that's just them. That's not us.
- No. No.

1236
01:27:51,333 --> 01:27:53,867
No, you're still part of the group.

1237
01:27:55,069 --> 01:27:56,700
You and me, we're...

1238
01:27:57,122 --> 01:28:02,033
We're somewhere back there.
You know, we're in the past.

1239
01:28:09,183 --> 01:28:11,517
Holy shit, Meg.

1240
01:28:16,690 --> 01:28:20,214
- All this time?
- No, no, God, no.

1241
01:28:21,695 --> 01:28:24,631
- Not all of it.
- Well, however long.

1242
01:28:26,767 --> 01:28:29,135
Holy shit.

1243
01:28:34,441 --> 01:28:36,311
This is it.

1244
01:28:36,411 --> 01:28:38,920
- Yeah.
- This is what it comes down to.

1245
01:28:40,614 --> 01:28:42,190
Yeah.

1246
01:28:44,418 --> 01:28:46,633
Waking up in the morning,

1247
01:28:46,733 --> 01:28:49,889
and never being able to see your face...

1248
01:28:50,857 --> 01:28:51,726
Ever again.

1249
01:28:51,826 --> 01:28:54,696
No, we can still be in each
other's lives, you know?

1250
01:28:54,796 --> 01:28:56,863
We can still...

1251
01:28:57,698 --> 01:28:59,366
We can still talk?

1252
01:29:00,634 --> 01:29:02,484
Yeah.

1253
01:29:02,884 --> 01:29:04,937
Yeah, right.

1254
01:29:07,341 --> 01:29:09,408
Sure.

1255
01:30:29,489 --> 01:30:30,303
Hey.

1256
01:30:31,059 --> 01:30:34,615
Hey. You came.

1257
01:30:36,897 --> 01:30:38,786
The smoky eye looks great.

1258
01:30:40,067 --> 01:30:41,841
Thanks.

1259
01:30:47,908 --> 01:30:52,544
Okay, what I did to your
dad was wrong. But...

1260
01:30:53,847 --> 01:30:56,315
I just really, really fell for him.

1261
01:30:58,018 --> 01:31:01,337
Annika... I've broken up
with my boyfriend.

1262
01:31:06,026 --> 01:31:07,897
Yeah, well...

1263
01:31:09,197 --> 01:31:10,832
I guess I know what it's
like to forget yourself

1264
01:31:10,932 --> 01:31:13,393
when you really, really like someone.

1265
01:31:17,955 --> 01:31:20,587
Okay, I'm gonna tell you two things
that I've gotten some perspective on

1266
01:31:20,687 --> 01:31:23,171
after being out of
high school for a while now.

1267
01:31:23,411 --> 01:31:26,047
The first is that a lot of the math
they're teaching you

1268
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,850
that they swear you'll use
in your life, you won't.

1269
01:31:29,050 --> 01:31:30,919
You're never going to
need to use parabolas

1270
01:31:31,019 --> 01:31:35,323
and you really don't need to know shapes
that have more than eight fucking sides.

1271
01:31:35,423 --> 01:31:36,945
The second...

1272
01:31:38,492 --> 01:31:42,982
The second, which I've only got
some perspective on recently,

1273
01:31:43,082 --> 01:31:45,174
but it's this.

1274
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:50,305
You can't keep putting aside what
you want for some imaginary future.

1275
01:31:50,405 --> 01:31:52,642
You've just got to suck it
up and go with your gut.

1276
01:31:53,942 --> 01:31:55,911
All right, guys. This is it.

1277
01:31:56,311 --> 01:31:58,380
This is the last song of your prom.

1278
01:31:58,980 --> 01:32:00,846
Make it good.

1279
01:32:09,923 --> 01:32:11,657
You gonna sit here?

1280
01:32:15,529 --> 01:32:17,130
All right.

1281
01:32:18,098 --> 01:32:19,545
Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.

1282
01:32:20,401 --> 01:32:21,922
Good.

1283
01:32:25,239 --> 01:32:26,573
Hey.

1284
01:32:28,452 --> 01:32:30,515
Excuse me.

1285
01:32:31,711 --> 01:32:33,949
I wanted to tell you,

1286
01:32:34,349 --> 01:32:38,660
I have serious feelings for you.
And I would like to cut in.

1287
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:40,886
And also...

1288
01:32:42,055 --> 01:32:44,158
Junior, I'd like to be your girlfriend.

1289
01:32:45,326 --> 01:32:48,455
So you're saying that you
want to try and be together?

1290
01:32:50,098 --> 01:32:51,732
Yeah.

1291
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:54,359
Okay.

1292
01:32:54,891 --> 01:32:57,854
- Okay.
- Okay.

1293
01:34:46,613 --> 01:34:49,317
So... Did you hear the one
about the grown woman

1294
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:52,855
who fell in love with the
really pissed off lawyer?

1295
01:34:56,990 --> 01:35:00,459
- Is it funny?
- It's really funny.

1296
01:35:02,929 --> 01:35:04,764
Come here.

1297
01:35:06,983 --> 01:35:08,734
Close the door.