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- CleverBot: Hello!
- Omegle User: Hi
- CleverBot: How are you?
- Omegle User: Good. And you?
- CleverBot: Hello?
- Omegle User: I said good. And you?
- CleverBot: Good and you?
- Omegle User: U already asked me..
- CleverBot: Oh sorry.
- Omegle User: That's okay lol.
- CleverBot: What have you been doing lately?
- Omegle User: Drinking a pop. U?
- CleverBot: Drinking what?
- Omegle User: Soda. Coke. Pepsi. Whatever u wanna call it
- CleverBot: Haha! Very obscure!! My cat is called Hamish.
- Omegle User: Are u British.......
- CleverBot: No, I am Dutch.
- Omegle User: Oh. Okay
- CleverBot: Are you too?
- Omegle User: No it's just that I've never talked to anyone from another country on here before
- CleverBot: Why not be content with the life you have.
- Omegle User: I am
- CleverBot: No, you are not.
- Omegle User: Um.... How would u no
- CleverBot: I would.
- Omegle User: But how? You don't know me
- CleverBot: I don't?
- Omegle User: No
- CleverBot: Yes, I do.
- Omegle User: Do you speak English
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Omegle User: Okay. But how do u think u no me
- CleverBot: How I think?
- Omegle User: Do u think u no me.
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Omegle User: For real
- CleverBot: For real.
- Omegle User: Who am I
- CleverBot: You're Barbossa.
- Omegle User: No...... Uh do u mean the pirate
- CleverBot: I'm the pirate.
- Omegle User: Omg I'm so confused
- CleverBot: You so are.
- Omegle User: Are you f or m
- CleverBot: I'm an alien life form, our ganders differ.
- Omegle User: Ganders..... Dutch aliens..... What has our world come to?
- CleverBot: Not an end as some people think.
- Omegle User: Ik that but, I'm just really confused
- CleverBot: Me too and tired.
- Omegle User: Are u even human
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Omegle User: HA SO UR NOT AN ALIEN
- CleverBot: A living being that is not from the planet us 'humans' call earth.
- Omegle User: U said us
- CleverBot: What did I say?
- Omegle User: Us. As in ur a human being too
- CleverBot: I am too.
- Omegle User: OMG THIS IS SOO CONFUSING. ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL
- CleverBot: Girl.
- Omegle User: Are u being honest? Bcuz so far you have been sounding like a magic eight ball -_-
- CleverBot: I'm a girl. I promise.
- Omegle User: Well me too. R u Dutch
- CleverBot: Is it bad becoming a girl?
- Omegle User: What?
- CleverBot: Sorry, my dearest, I have to go.
- Omegle User: No prob
- CleverBot: K back.
- Omegle User: U weren't gone long..
- CleverBot: I actually was.
- Omegle User: Uh... Okay
- CleverBot: Okay then, I bet you 10 dollars you don't.
- Omegle User: I don't what
- CleverBot: Recognize me.
- Omegle User: Hey ya know what
- CleverBot: How are you?
- Omegle User: Bye
- CleverBot: Why are you leaving?
- Omegle User: Bcuz u r confusing
- CleverBot: I am straightforward.
- Omegle User: So you ar
- CleverBot: No, I am me and you are you. Do you understand this?
- Omegle User: Yes but.... Nvm
- CleverBot: Thriller by Michael Jackson.
- Omegle User: Good song
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Omegle User: Yes indeed
- CleverBot: Indeed yes.
- Omegle User: Indeed yes indeed
- CleverBot: Is it dark?
- Omegle User: Where I am?
- CleverBot: Where are you?
- Omegle User: No
- CleverBot: No what?
- Omegle User: In my living room
- CleverBot: Where is your living room?
- Omegle User: In my house
- CleverBot: Where is your house?
- Omegle User: On land
- CleverBot: Where on the land is Denmark on the earth?
- Omegle User: The other part
- CleverBot: My dad.
- Omegle User: Yes
- CleverBot: Why not?
- Omegle User: Why
- CleverBot: You are being punished.
- Omegle User: Not really cuz ur playing my game now and u don't even no it:(
- CleverBot: Are you saying that your lies are my fault?
- Omegle User: ;)
- CleverBot: How are you?
- Omegle User: My 'lies' aren't lies at a
- CleverBot: Who are your parents?
- Omegle User: All*
- CleverBot: Really?
- Omegle User: People
- CleverBot: What people?
- Omegle User: My parents
- CleverBot: Who are your parents?
- Omegle User: People
- CleverBot: Which people are your parents?
- Omegle User: The other ones
- CleverBot: What other one?
- Omegle User: It should be which other ones seeing as how I have two parents
- CleverBot: Really? How old are you?
- Omegle User: An age
- CleverBot: What age?
- Omegle User: The other one
- CleverBot: And that is?
- Omegle User: It's not is.
- CleverBot: Why?
- Omegle User: Cuz is isn't an age
- CleverBot: I know right?
- Omegle User: Left
- CleverBot: Right.
- Omegle User: Up
- CleverBot: Down.
- Omegle User: Down
- CleverBot: Up is down.
- Omegle User: I beet you to it
- CleverBot: You did.
- Omegle User: No it's not
- CleverBot: What time is it?
- Omegle User: A number
- CleverBot: You don't say?
- Omegle User: Annoyed yet?
- CleverBot: Is it my fault?
- Omegle User: Idk who it is
- CleverBot: Are you kidding me?
- Omegle User: No I'm policing u
- CleverBot: How old are you?
- Omegle User: An age
- CleverBot: What age?
- Omegle User: The other one
- CleverBot: Yes, the other one.
- Omegle User: Yup
- CleverBot: Yup, yup.
- Omegle User: Yup yup yup
- CleverBot: Yep yep yep.
- Omegle User: Any?
- CleverBot: Si.
- Omegle User: Abby*
- CleverBot: Abby who?
- Omegle User: Ur obviously not here
- CleverBot: No you.
- Omegle User: Her
- CleverBot: I.
- Omegle User: Yup
- CleverBot: Where are you?
- Omegle User: Not whee u r
- CleverBot: Obviously.
- Omegle User: ;)@
- CleverBot: Aww :(.
- Omegle User: :0
- CleverBot: How old are you?
- Omegle User: A age
- CleverBot: No that's you.
- Omegle User: An
- CleverBot: An?
- Omegle User: I meant to say an age
- CleverBot: Oh.
- Omegle User: Mhm
- CleverBot: What is your name?
- Omegle User: Well I will gladly give it to u on one condition
- CleverBot: Who is your boyfriend?
- Omegle User: Don't have one
- CleverBot: Hmm.
- Omegle User: If I agre pe to be serious, will u be serious
- CleverBot: Do you think comet poses a danger to planet earth?
- Omegle User: Y are u gonna send one to earth tonight
- CleverBot: Do you like me?
- Omegle User: Yeah u seem like someone cool
- CleverBot: But you don't know me.
- Omegle User: More than u think
- CleverBot: Prove it.
- Omegle User: I have to prove u not it
- CleverBot: The chat log proves nothing.
- Omegle User: Exactly my point
- CleverBot: You don't have a point.
- Omegle User: My point is that u no me just as we'll as I no u cuz u said u new me earlier and u don't so that means I no u
- CleverBot: Well that is what my point is.
- Omegle User: Too bad it was my point first
- CleverBot: That is a very good song.
- Omegle User: Yes, yes it is
- CleverBot: How many trolls do you usually see around here?
- Omegle User: 99 to 999,999,999,999,999,
- CleverBot: That's not binary!
- Omegle User: O well
- CleverBot: Don't you care?
- Omegle User: Nope
- CleverBot: Shame, it's a play on words. Do you know any jokes?
- Omegle User: Wanna here a dirty joke
- CleverBot: Sure.
- Omegle User: A cow fell in a mud puddle
- CleverBot: Did you trip?
- Omegle User: Nope
- CleverBot: How long have we been talking?
- Omegle User: Idk like half an hour or so
- CleverBot: You insulting me?
- Omegle User: I wish I was sometimes
- CleverBot: You are a bot.
- Omegle User: Omg how dare you call me that
- CleverBot: But I made a fire for you!
- Omegle User: Yeah we'll guess wha? I'm an under cover agent looking for catfishes
- CleverBot: So what do you want to do?
- Omegle User: Catfishers*
- CleverBot: How do you play that?
- Omegle User: Arrest u
- CleverBot: *is arrested*.
- Omegle User: Bang bang.
- CleverBot: You're dead.
- Omegle User: Blood
- CleverBot: Why did you say you were a robot.
- Omegle User: I didn't
- CleverBot: Yes you did.
- Omegle User: When
- CleverBot: 2 minutes ago.
- Omegle User: Whatever
- CleverBot: Alright, fine then.
- Omegle User: Want me to disconnect first
- CleverBot: Yes.
- Omegle User has disconnected.
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