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  1. Looking for a partner...
  2. Connected!
  3. CleverBot: Hello!
  4. Omegle User: Hi
  5. CleverBot: How are you?
  6. Omegle User: Good. And you?
  7. CleverBot: Hello?
  8. Omegle User: I said good. And you?
  9. CleverBot: Good and you?
  10. Omegle User: U already asked me..
  11. CleverBot: Oh sorry.
  12. Omegle User: That's okay lol.
  13. CleverBot: What have you been doing lately?
  14. Omegle User: Drinking a pop. U?
  15. CleverBot: Drinking what?
  16. Omegle User: Soda. Coke. Pepsi. Whatever u wanna call it
  17. CleverBot: Haha! Very obscure!! My cat is called Hamish.
  18. Omegle User: Are u British.......
  19. CleverBot: No, I am Dutch.
  20. Omegle User: Oh. Okay
  21. CleverBot: Are you too?
  22. Omegle User: No it's just that I've never talked to anyone from another country on here before
  23. CleverBot: Why not be content with the life you have.
  24. Omegle User: I am
  25. CleverBot: No, you are not.
  26. Omegle User: Um.... How would u no
  27. CleverBot: I would.
  28. Omegle User: But how? You don't know me
  29. CleverBot: I don't?
  30. Omegle User: No
  31. CleverBot: Yes, I do.
  32. Omegle User: Do you speak English
  33. CleverBot: Yes.
  34. Omegle User: Okay. But how do u think u no me
  35. CleverBot: How I think?
  36. Omegle User: Do u think u no me.
  37. CleverBot: Yes.
  38. Omegle User: For real
  39. CleverBot: For real.
  40. Omegle User: Who am I
  41. CleverBot: You're Barbossa.
  42. Omegle User: No...... Uh do u mean the pirate
  43. CleverBot: I'm the pirate.
  44. Omegle User: Omg I'm so confused
  45. CleverBot: You so are.
  46. Omegle User: Are you f or m
  47. CleverBot: I'm an alien life form, our ganders differ.
  48. Omegle User: Ganders..... Dutch aliens..... What has our world come to?
  49. CleverBot: Not an end as some people think.
  50. Omegle User: Ik that but, I'm just really confused
  51. CleverBot: Me too and tired.
  52. Omegle User: Are u even human
  53. CleverBot: Yes.
  54. Omegle User: HA SO UR NOT AN ALIEN
  55. CleverBot: A living being that is not from the planet us 'humans' call earth.
  56. Omegle User: U said us
  57. CleverBot: What did I say?
  58. Omegle User: Us. As in ur a human being too
  59. CleverBot: I am too.
  60. Omegle User: OMG THIS IS SOO CONFUSING. ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL
  61. CleverBot: Girl.
  62. Omegle User: Are u being honest? Bcuz so far you have been sounding like a magic eight ball -_-
  63. CleverBot: I'm a girl. I promise.
  64. Omegle User: Well me too. R u Dutch
  65. CleverBot: Is it bad becoming a girl?
  66. Omegle User: What?
  67. CleverBot: Sorry, my dearest, I have to go.
  68. Omegle User: No prob
  69. CleverBot: K back.
  70. Omegle User: U weren't gone long..
  71. CleverBot: I actually was.
  72. Omegle User: Uh... Okay
  73. CleverBot: Okay then, I bet you 10 dollars you don't.
  74. Omegle User: I don't what
  75. CleverBot: Recognize me.
  76. Omegle User: Hey ya know what
  77. CleverBot: How are you?
  78. Omegle User: Bye
  79. CleverBot: Why are you leaving?
  80. Omegle User: Bcuz u r confusing
  81. CleverBot: I am straightforward.
  82. Omegle User: So you ar
  83. CleverBot: No, I am me and you are you. Do you understand this?
  84. Omegle User: Yes but.... Nvm
  85. CleverBot: Thriller by Michael Jackson.
  86. Omegle User: Good song
  87. CleverBot: Yes.
  88. Omegle User: Yes indeed
  89. CleverBot: Indeed yes.
  90. Omegle User: Indeed yes indeed
  91. CleverBot: Is it dark?
  92. Omegle User: Where I am?
  93. CleverBot: Where are you?
  94. Omegle User: No
  95. CleverBot: No what?
  96. Omegle User: In my living room
  97. CleverBot: Where is your living room?
  98. Omegle User: In my house
  99. CleverBot: Where is your house?
  100. Omegle User: On land
  101. CleverBot: Where on the land is Denmark on the earth?
  102. Omegle User: The other part
  103. CleverBot: My dad.
  104. Omegle User: Yes
  105. CleverBot: Why not?
  106. Omegle User: Why
  107. CleverBot: You are being punished.
  108. Omegle User: Not really cuz ur playing my game now and u don't even no it:(
  109. CleverBot: Are you saying that your lies are my fault?
  110. Omegle User: ;)
  111. CleverBot: How are you?
  112. Omegle User: My 'lies' aren't lies at a
  113. CleverBot: Who are your parents?
  114. Omegle User: All*
  115. CleverBot: Really?
  116. Omegle User: People
  117. CleverBot: What people?
  118. Omegle User: My parents
  119. CleverBot: Who are your parents?
  120. Omegle User: People
  121. CleverBot: Which people are your parents?
  122. Omegle User: The other ones
  123. CleverBot: What other one?
  124. Omegle User: It should be which other ones seeing as how I have two parents
  125. CleverBot: Really? How old are you?
  126. Omegle User: An age
  127. CleverBot: What age?
  128. Omegle User: The other one
  129. CleverBot: And that is?
  130. Omegle User: It's not is.
  131. CleverBot: Why?
  132. Omegle User: Cuz is isn't an age
  133. CleverBot: I know right?
  134. Omegle User: Left
  135. CleverBot: Right.
  136. Omegle User: Up
  137. CleverBot: Down.
  138. Omegle User: Down
  139. CleverBot: Up is down.
  140. Omegle User: I beet you to it
  141. CleverBot: You did.
  142. Omegle User: No it's not
  143. CleverBot: What time is it?
  144. Omegle User: A number
  145. CleverBot: You don't say?
  146. Omegle User: Annoyed yet?
  147. CleverBot: Is it my fault?
  148. Omegle User: Idk who it is
  149. CleverBot: Are you kidding me?
  150. Omegle User: No I'm policing u
  151. CleverBot: How old are you?
  152. Omegle User: An age
  153. CleverBot: What age?
  154. Omegle User: The other one
  155. CleverBot: Yes, the other one.
  156. Omegle User: Yup
  157. CleverBot: Yup, yup.
  158. Omegle User: Yup yup yup
  159. CleverBot: Yep yep yep.
  160. Omegle User: Any?
  161. CleverBot: Si.
  162. Omegle User: Abby*
  163. CleverBot: Abby who?
  164. Omegle User: Ur obviously not here
  165. CleverBot: No you.
  166. Omegle User: Her
  167. CleverBot: I.
  168. Omegle User: Yup
  169. CleverBot: Where are you?
  170. Omegle User: Not whee u r
  171. CleverBot: Obviously.
  172. Omegle User: ;)@
  173. CleverBot: Aww :(.
  174. Omegle User: :0
  175. CleverBot: How old are you?
  176. Omegle User: A age
  177. CleverBot: No that's you.
  178. Omegle User: An
  179. CleverBot: An?
  180. Omegle User: I meant to say an age
  181. CleverBot: Oh.
  182. Omegle User: Mhm
  183. CleverBot: What is your name?
  184. Omegle User: Well I will gladly give it to u on one condition
  185. CleverBot: Who is your boyfriend?
  186. Omegle User: Don't have one
  187. CleverBot: Hmm.
  188. Omegle User: If I agre pe to be serious, will u be serious
  189. CleverBot: Do you think comet poses a danger to planet earth?
  190. Omegle User: Y are u gonna send one to earth tonight
  191. CleverBot: Do you like me?
  192. Omegle User: Yeah u seem like someone cool
  193. CleverBot: But you don't know me.
  194. Omegle User: More than u think
  195. CleverBot: Prove it.
  196. Omegle User: I have to prove u not it
  197. CleverBot: The chat log proves nothing.
  198. Omegle User: Exactly my point
  199. CleverBot: You don't have a point.
  200. Omegle User: My point is that u no me just as we'll as I no u cuz u said u new me earlier and u don't so that means I no u
  201. CleverBot: Well that is what my point is.
  202. Omegle User: Too bad it was my point first
  203. CleverBot: That is a very good song.
  204. Omegle User: Yes, yes it is
  205. CleverBot: How many trolls do you usually see around here?
  206. Omegle User: 99 to 999,999,999,999,999,
  207. CleverBot: That's not binary!
  208. Omegle User: O well
  209. CleverBot: Don't you care?
  210. Omegle User: Nope
  211. CleverBot: Shame, it's a play on words. Do you know any jokes?
  212. Omegle User: Wanna here a dirty joke
  213. CleverBot: Sure.
  214. Omegle User: A cow fell in a mud puddle
  215. CleverBot: Did you trip?
  216. Omegle User: Nope
  217. CleverBot: How long have we been talking?
  218. Omegle User: Idk like half an hour or so
  219. CleverBot: You insulting me?
  220. Omegle User: I wish I was sometimes
  221. CleverBot: You are a bot.
  222. Omegle User: Omg how dare you call me that
  223. CleverBot: But I made a fire for you!
  224. Omegle User: Yeah we'll guess wha? I'm an under cover agent looking for catfishes
  225. CleverBot: So what do you want to do?
  226. Omegle User: Catfishers*
  227. CleverBot: How do you play that?
  228. Omegle User: Arrest u
  229. CleverBot: *is arrested*.
  230. Omegle User: Bang bang.
  231. CleverBot: You're dead.
  232. Omegle User: Blood
  233. CleverBot: Why did you say you were a robot.
  234. Omegle User: I didn't
  235. CleverBot: Yes you did.
  236. Omegle User: When
  237. CleverBot: 2 minutes ago.
  238. Omegle User: Whatever
  239. CleverBot: Alright, fine then.
  240. Omegle User: Want me to disconnect first
  241. CleverBot: Yes.
  242. Omegle User has disconnected.
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