Ratosk: Love Thyself

[00:20] <Samstrel> ==START==
[00:20]  * Ratosk_Skyurr is sitting at his desk within the cheek area of his glorious home. It's a relatively medium sized room, with a thick shag carpet on the floor. On the walls are several pictures of Ratosk, posed in various compromising positions, as well as a full length mirror which opens up into one of his closets. The door leading to the rest of the house is also bearing a mirror, just so he can see himself again on his way out.
[00:22] <Leeroy_Church> Leeroy's still hunkered in her game room. Doggedly determined as ever to play this game already.
[00:22] <Samstrel> ((you guys can message each other lol))
[00:23] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: sO, mY dominatinG damseL, hoW dO wE finD ourselveS thiS finE eveninG?
[00:24] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u get bored of bugg1n ros already?
[00:24] <Samstrel> Leeroy, your game finishes loading.
[00:24] <Leeroy_Church> AG: brb
[00:24] <Leeroy_Church> Yeeesss game.
[00:24] <Leeroy_Church> Launch. She's launching that shit right now.
[00:25] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: aH, takinG A momenT tO sliP intO somethinG morE comfortablE? ;)
[00:25] <Leeroy_Church> Mash the button. Mash it.
[00:25] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: perfectlY understandablE, manY finD themselveS feelinG quitE hoT anD bothereD wheN speakinG witH mE.
[00:26] <Samstrel> You launch it to see it turn black with red text reading CONNECTING...
[00:26] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: likE theiR clotheS arE nothinG buT obstacleS standinG betweeN theM anD theiR heart'S desirE.
[00:26] <Leeroy_Church> AG: no the game f1n1shed download1n lovrboy.
[00:26] <Leeroy_Church> AG: ur amus1n or wutevs but game f1rst.
[00:26] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: denY iT alL yoU, wanT, I knoW thE trutH behinD youR wordS.
[00:27] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: buT I shalL bE morE thaN willinG tO plaY thiS gamE witH someonE likE yoU.
[00:27] <Leeroy_Church> Sigh. Facepalm.
[00:27] <Leeroy_Church> AG: at least U get 1+s a fuck1n honor.
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[00:27] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH, i'M surE iT wilL bE.
[00:29] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1f th1s turns out 2 b some k1nda dumb overhyped sex mmo 1m gonna laugh my ass off.
[00:30] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: aH, yoU pickeD thE gamE, noT I, buT wouldn'T thaT bE aN enjoyablE outcomE?
[00:31] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 4 u maybe. 1 dunno wut the deal actually 1s. just that 1+s a death game and th1s guy handp1cked me 2 play 1+.
[00:31] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: mY mY, anotheR suitoR? aren'T yoU thE populaR onE?
[00:32] <Leeroy_Church> AG: nah. he ded.
[00:32] <Leeroy_Church> AG: called me out 2 test me or someth1n, so 1 showed h1m the bus1ness end of my hammer.
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[00:32] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: A shamE, I beT hE waS quitE thE lookeR.
[00:33] <Leeroy_Church> AG: ykno 1 th1nk he thought he was.
[00:33] <Samstrel> Ratosk, you see an annotation at the bottom of your screen as a loading bar.
[00:33] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: welL noW, don'T sparE mE thE detailS, hoW cutE waS hE?
[00:34] <Leeroy_Church> AG: k1nda eh.
[00:34] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1 got the feel1n he was a rel1g1ous kook, and he talked 2 much wh1le 1 was f1ght1n h1m.
[00:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH, A littlE chapeL boY?
[00:35] <Leeroy_Church> AG: decent shot 1 guess, but h1s tact1cs blowed.
[00:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: I wouldn'T havE mindeD showinG hiM mY steeplE.
[00:35] <Leeroy_Church> Groan. Facepalm again.
[00:36] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yea u would teabagger.
[00:36] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: he'D certainlY neeD confessioN afteR I waS finisheD.
[00:36] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: hM, teabagginG...
[00:36] <Samstrel> Ratosk, you get a ping that the loading has finished.
[00:37] <Samstrel> and then, POP UPS EVERYWHERE.
[00:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> These pop ups are getting in the way of my talking about my sexy cowboy preacher.
[00:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> This is unacceptable, I begin clicking them away.
[00:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Unless any of them have attractive people on them, of course.
[00:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Those I minimize for later.
[00:39] <Samstrel> They just keep popping up. And won't stop.
[00:40] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I keep trying to close them, but accidentally catch sight of my photo of me and lose track for a moment.
[00:40] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yoo bulgemuncher.
[00:40] <Leeroy_Church> AG: whered u go?
[00:40] <Samstrel> After a few minutes, you close them all.
[00:40] <Leeroy_Church> AG: fapp1n 2 the 1dea of get+1n teabagged?
[00:40] <Leeroy_Church> AG: lol u s1cko.
[00:40] <Samstrel> Except for a few sexy women.
[00:41] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: I waS morE considerinG thE ideA oF doinG thE teabagginG, buT thaT iS aN interestinG proposaL aS welL noW thaT yoU mentioN iT.
[00:41] <Leeroy_Church> AG: holy fuck.
[00:41] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oR, perhapS, thaT waS aN offeR? ;)
[00:42] <Leeroy_Church> Facepalm 3x combo.
[00:44] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: don'T pretenD yoU arE noT imagininG iT.
[00:44] <Samstrel> Ratosk, you see a black screen pop up.
[00:45] <Samstrel> The moment this happens, Leeroy, you see another red text pop onto the screen.
[00:45] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Hm? What's this? Another pop up? Without anyone attractive on it?!
[00:45] <Leeroy_Church> AG: gotta b honest here 1m try1n real hard not 2.
[00:45] <Samstrel> WORLD FOUND.
[00:46] <Samstrel> A scene of a room, with a big menu button pops up.
[00:46] <Leeroy_Church> Oh thank god, a reason to stop talking to the weirdo for a few minutes.
[00:47] <Ratosk_Skyurr> She wants this.
[00:47] <Leeroy_Church> You check out the room on screen, familiarizing yourself with any immediate threats you would need to deal with.
[00:47] <Samstrel> You see a troll sitting by a computer.
[00:47] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I smile smugly, and lean back to catch sight of myself in a mirror. I get up and strike a sexy pose, who wouldn't want this?
[00:48] <Leeroy_Church> Leeroy watches this and falls off of her chair laughing.
[00:48] <Leeroy_Church> No need to ask.
[00:48] <Leeroy_Church> She knows who she's looking at.
[00:48] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I strike another one, oh yes, that's the stuff.
[00:49] <Leeroy_Church> Right, no danger imminent. She gets back in her chair, wipes away the mirth-tears, and checks out the HUD.
[00:50] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Another. Mmmmm, slay me daddy.
[00:50] <Leeroy_Church> First concern: is there a record feature?
[00:50] <Leeroy_Church> Because this is golden blackmail material right here.
[00:50] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I pose once more, what was I doing again?
[00:50] <Samstrel> I mean maybe....
[00:51] <Samstrel> Kidding. There is no record feature.
[00:51] <Leeroy_Church> Darn. Screencaps it is then.
[00:51] <Samstrel> You see three icons that look like arrows.
[00:51] <Leeroy_Church> Once a few of those are tucked away for the lulz, she pulls the chat window back up.
[00:51] <Ratosk_Skyurr> It's a shame there isn't an omniscient being recording this for me, I'd really like to get all my good sides.
[00:51] <Samstrel> To the right is a card with a rectangle by it.
[00:51] <Ratosk_Skyurr> My good sides being all the sides.
[00:52] <Leeroy_Church> AG: so how much of ur day do u waste look1n 1n the m1rror loser?
[00:52] <Samstrel> To the faaaaaar right, is a video icon.
[00:52] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Ah, that's what I was doing!
[00:52] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: wheN yoU looK thiS gooD, iS iT eveR reallY wasteD?
[00:52] <Leeroy_Church> Hold up. Video icon. Lets check that out first.
[00:53] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Another pose, she doesn't know what she's missing.
[00:53] <Samstrel> You see a red box surround the screen with the same icon lit up red.
[00:53] <Samstrel> There IS a record feature.
[00:53] <Leeroy_Church> AG: lol dunno wut th1s 1s yet, but maybe 1+ll be a sex mmo yet.
[00:53] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: dO I detecT A littlE excitemenT aT thE prospecT?
[00:54] <Leeroy_Church> Beautiful. She leaves it recording. There's a goldmine here to have, and also she just generally likes having proof of her skill level in video format.
[00:55] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yea no. and no more fapp1n dude 1 can c u.
[00:55] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH pleasE, there'S nO waY yoU coulD seE mE anD asK mE tO stoP.
[00:56] <Leeroy_Church> AG: lol the room 1s covered 1n p1cs of ur matespr1t 1 c.
[00:56] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: aH iF onlY thaT werE thE casE.
[00:57] <Leeroy_Church> Lets keep looking through the HUD. What's this card thing? Arrows look boring.
[00:57] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: i'M afriaD nO matteR hoW mucH I maY lovE hiM, keepinG hiM alL tO myselF woulD bE simplY toO crueL.
[00:58] <Samstrel> A little menu scrolls down with four sections.
[00:58] <Leeroy_Church> Lets have a look at each in turn.
[00:58] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I strike another pose, so sexy my panties would drop if I were wearing any.
[00:59] <Leeroy_Church> Don't laugh.. Don't laugh.. Must be serious, so DO NOT LAUGH..
[01:00] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I strike another pose, contorting so I can get a good look at my great ass. I bite my lip in desire at the sight.
[01:00] <Samstrel> The first one, as you mouse over it is called an ALCHEMITER.
[01:01] <Leeroy_Church> Good lord is this guy for real?
[01:02] <Leeroy_Church> ...You can't help it. You have to bait this.
[01:02] <Ratosk_Skyurr> God, I'm so hot I can hardly believe I'm real.
[01:02] <Leeroy_Church> AG: gotta adm1+ lovrboy, ur actually hot.
[01:03] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH, unquestionablY sO.
[01:03] <Leeroy_Church> AG: was expec+1n a fugly mofo.
[01:03] <Samstrel> Leeroy, you see a timer pop up in the corner of the screen.
[01:03] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: welL noW, I supposE I caN hardlY blamE yoU, afteR alL, I wouldn'T believE thaT I coulD finD mE etheR.
[01:03] <Samstrel> It says 2:00.
[01:04] <Leeroy_Church> Two minutes? Welp.
[01:04] <Samstrel> Ratosk, you feel your abode shake.
[01:04] <Leeroy_Church> Time to game up.
[01:04] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Oh? I don't believe I have any company coming over?
[01:04] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yo, heads up 1 got a +1mer here.
[01:04] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 2 m1ns and coun+1n.
[01:05] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: pleasE, I lasT faR longeR thaN thaT.
[01:05] <Leeroy_Church> She checks over the rest of the items. Looks like an inventory. She tries clicking the first item, the alciwhatever.
[01:05] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH, waiT werE yoU referrinG tO yourselF?
[01:05] <Leeroy_Church> AG: screen, bozo.
[01:05] <Samstrel> It pops onto the screen.
[01:05] <Leeroy_Church> AG: someth1ns happen1n.
[01:06] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH, sO iT iS, therE wilL bE timE foR youR twO minuteS oF heaveN lateR.
[01:06] <Leeroy_Church> Placing? Oh like a sim game, or tower defense or something.
[01:06] <Leeroy_Church> There's not a TON of room though..
[01:07] <Leeroy_Church> AG: wutevs. hey 1 got sh1+ 1 can place 1n ur h1ve.
[01:07] <Samstrel> There should be, with the size of Ratosk's ego.
[01:07] <Leeroy_Church> AG: b1g tho, u got a b1gger room?
[01:07] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: A littlE earlY tO starT redecoratinG sincE yoU haven'T eveN moveD iN yeT.
[01:07] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u w1sh.
[01:08] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: I dO havE A ratheR largE emptY spacE iN thE braiN thougH.
[01:08] <Leeroy_Church> AG: sounds about r1ght.
[01:08] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: i'vE beeN planninG oN turninG iT intO A lovE deN oF sortS.
[01:08] <Leeroy_Church> Wait, what?
[01:08] <Samstrel> 1:45.
[01:08] <Leeroy_Church> She scrolls out. ...The hive.. Looks like his head. On a pike.
[01:08] <Leeroy_Church> She wastes a few precious seconds loling her ass off.
[01:09] <Leeroy_Church> What an idiot.
[01:09] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: nothinG definitE oF coursE, i'M lookinG foR thE righT furniturE noW.
[01:09] <Leeroy_Church> AG: got sum 4 u.
[01:09] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: reallY? you'lL neeD tO shoW iT tO mE, peoplE tenD tO noT appreciatE jusT hoW importanT iT iS tO seT thE mooD.
[01:10] <Leeroy_Church> She moves the screen up to the attic (boy that IS empty) and starts unloading everything she can from the inventory.
[01:10] <Leeroy_Church> AG: go check 1+ out.
[01:10] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: arE yoU invitinG mE oveR?
[01:11] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I head up to the attic to see what all the thumping I'm assuming occurred was.
[01:11] <Leeroy_Church> AG: at+1c scrublord. go go go!
[01:11] <Samstrel> You start with the ALCHEMITER.
[01:12] <Samstrel> You move down the menu and see a TOTEM LATHE and CRUXTRUDER.
[01:12] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: sO hurrieD, yoU neeD tO learN tO enjoY yourselF oN youR waY tO thE climaX, mY deaR.
[01:12] <Leeroy_Church> Scrunch them all in. No clue if there will be more upgrades later.
[01:12] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: foreplaY iS jusT aS enjoyablE wheN performeD bY skillfuL handS.
[01:12] <Leeroy_Church> AG: nah m1ght b bonuses 2 f1n1sh1n early.
[01:13] <Samstrel> You also see a little card to place.
[01:13] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: welL, I supposE witH A quickiE, onE caN alwayS gO foR A bonuS rounD.
[01:13] <Leeroy_Church> She drops it right near the door as he enters.
[01:13] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: sO lonG aS theY havE thE stamin-
[01:13] <Leeroy_Church> AG: srsly go dude no +1me.
[01:14] <Samstrel> 1:30
[01:14] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: mY, thiS iS neW.
[01:14] <Leeroy_Church> AG: game stuff, check 1+ out.
[01:14] <Leeroy_Church> AG: press buttons, pull levers, usual.
[01:14] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH, I knoW mY faiR sharE abouT thaT. ;)
[01:14] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I inspect the new objects.
[01:15] <Leeroy_Church> Can she get the cursor to press buttons and turn dials? How fine are the controls, she wonders?
[01:15] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Firstly picking up this card and captchaing it for later, and then looking at the machines to see what fun things I can do with them.
[01:15] <Samstrel> She cannot be that finessed. That is up to the player.
[01:16] <Samstrel> Ratosk, the first machine you see has a big cylinder and a wheel.
[01:16] <Leeroy_Church> Shit. Then she's relying on this slow motherfucker.
[01:16] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I try turning the wheel, sometimes the direct approach is nice.
[01:17] <Leeroy_Church> Ugh. Well.. He likes taking direction. She browses her options, looking for a tutorial, guide, or readme.
[01:18] <Samstrel> It seems hard at first. You need to be a bit rougher.
[01:18] <Samstrel> You dont see many guides. Just the main menu and the crazy man turning a wheel.
[01:18] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Oh, I can be rough, especially when my partner is nice and hard. ;)
[01:19] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I roughly turn the wheel, showing it my dominant side.
[01:19] <Leeroy_Church> Weakling. Can't even turn a wheel.
[01:20] <Leeroy_Church> You are SO not getting a good score with this loser.
[01:20] <Samstrel> When you turn the wheel, out pops a dowel.
[01:20] <Leeroy_Church> Which is a shame because this game is pretty tight. Like remote flarping.
[01:21] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I catch the dowel, this seems a bit thick for someone who isn't used to it, maybe my partner is more experience than she's letting on.
[01:21] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((experienced*))
[01:21] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I move onto the next machine, let's see what we can do here.
[01:21] <Samstrel> It is a beautiful jade color.
[01:21] <Leeroy_Church> ((Yes, THAT was the problem with that sentence.))
[01:22] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ((proper grammar is important))
[01:22] <Samstrel> The next machine has a place to insert a card, and a carving tool.
[01:22] <Samstrel> 1:00
[01:23] <Leeroy_Church> AG: card, 1nsert 1+.
[01:23] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Oh, time for insertion already? I put the card and dowel into the machine, and press any button needed to turn it on, because I do so enjoy it when my partner is like that.
[01:24] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: i'M noT supriseD you'rE askinG mE tO inserT somethinG alreadY, althougH you'rE quitE A biT morE intO gameS iN thE bedrooM thaN I expecteD.
[01:24] <Leeroy_Church> Groan. Fine, if he wants to play, she can play. Whatever it takes.
[01:25] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: noT thaT i'M complaininG, oF coursE, thiS iS A finE changE oF pacE.
[01:25] <Leeroy_Church> AG: then stop be1n a l1+tle b1+ch and follow orders bulgemunch.
[01:26] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oH mY, sO forcefuL.
[01:26] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: havE I beeN A naughtY littlE trolL?
[01:26] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yup.
[01:26] <Leeroy_Church> AG: do wut 1 tell u 2. no compla1nts.
[01:27] <Samstrel> When you place the dowel, you hear some noise, and see it carve a shape into the dowel.
[01:27] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: oF cousE mistresS, I wouldn'T wanT A spankinG.
[01:27] <Samstrel> It looks like a rectangle with a small handle.
[01:27] <Leeroy_Church> AG: r1ght so thats gotta be a key for a puzzle or someth1n.
[01:27] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I make sure to wiggle my butt sexily as I pick up the dowel.
[01:28] <Leeroy_Church> Headdesking at this idiot later, no time now.
[01:28] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: iF yoU wanT iT tO bE, mistresS, i'lL bE youR puzzlE anD yoU caN bE mY keY.
[01:28] <Leeroy_Church> AG: no l1p bulgemunch.
[01:28] <Leeroy_Church> AG: try the last th1ng.
[01:28] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: righT awaY, goddesS.
[01:29] <Leeroy_Church> She is going to need a shower after this.
[01:29] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I crawl to the last machine, holding the totem in my teeth like a sexy slave.
[01:29] <Leeroy_Church> AG: FASTER NOOB
[01:29] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: yeS, mistresS.
[01:30] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I crawl faster, really exaggerating the movement of my butt.
[01:30] <Samstrel> You see the last machine with a flat surface on it.
[01:30] <Leeroy_Church> AG: f1+ the th1ng on there. fast not sexy.
[01:31] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: quicK anD dirtY, I understanD mistresS.
[01:31] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I place the totem in its place.
[01:31] <Samstrel> :45
[01:31] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 45 secs.
[01:31] <Samstrel> It disappears, and in it's place, a light of some sort with a handle.
[01:32] <Leeroy_Church> Great, another puzzle.
[01:32] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I pick it up in confusion, this doesn't look very sexy.
[01:32] <Samstrel> Though, as it appears, as does an orb of light right near you.
[01:32] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Hmmm, orb, slightly more sexy, but still not very.
[01:32] <Samstrel> It floats near you.
[01:33] <Leeroy_Church> AG: fuck a mob. k1ll 1+!
[01:33] <Ratosk_Skyurr> SA: mistresS, I won'T leT iT geT iN thE waY oF ouR sessioN.
[01:33] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I call for the howlbeast I rescued earlier, he'll take care of the orb for me and give me time to enjoy with my lady friend.
[01:34] <Leeroy_Church> AG: mebbe u gotta use the l1ght th1ng u made 2 suk 1+ 1n?
[01:34] <Samstrel> As you do so, you look out the window.
[01:34] <Samstrel> You see your surroundings on fire.
[01:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Looks like I'm not the only thing that's unbearably hot.
[01:35] <Samstrel> And a meteor hurls past your tree house.
[01:35] <Leeroy_Church> Right, so THAT'S what the timer's for.
[01:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> After a brief moment of consideration, playing a sex game with a girl online sounds like the best way to go out.
[01:35] <Samstrel> Howlbeat does not respond.
[01:35] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yup death game. k1ll the th1ng.
[01:35] <Ratosk_Skyurr> That's a shame, he must have died.
[01:36] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Oh well, I toss a nut at the orb, while rising in one fluid motion to strike a fearsome pose.
[01:37] <Samstrel> The nut flies in and disappears.
[01:37] <Leeroy_Church> AG: wut.
[01:37] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I look at the orb in confusion.
[01:37] <Leeroy_Church> AG: u h1+ th1ngs w1+ nuts?
[01:37] <Leeroy_Church> AG: weeeaaaakk.
[01:38] <Samstrel> The orb glitches a bit, and then turns into a figure with a large body, and the top of an acorn as a hat.
[01:38] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: thE nutS servE A numbeR oF purposeS beyonD merE offensE.
[01:38] <Samstrel> It is smiling and floating.
[01:38] <Samstrel> :20
[01:38] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Wait, that transformed the orb...
[01:38] <Ratosk_Skyurr> If I'm about to die, I'll do it looking at the sweetest sight on Alternia.
[01:39] <Leeroy_Church> AG: o mebbe not a mob.
[01:39] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I run back to my room and grab a picture of myself.
[01:39] <Leeroy_Church> AG: then just.. 1 dunno, use the l1ght th1ng?
[01:39] <Leeroy_Church> AG: where r u go1n?
[01:39] <Leeroy_Church> AG: stop!
[01:39] <Samstrel> ;15
[01:39] <Leeroy_Church> AG: do wut 1 tell u and turn on that l1ght!
[01:39] <Leeroy_Church> AG: +1mes almost up!
[01:39] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Grabbing the picture of myself I run back to the nut head, and put the picture into him.
[01:40] <Samstrel> The nut head looks the same, but... looks like you instead.
[01:40] <Samstrel> And strikes a sexy pose.
[01:40] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Absolute perfection.
[01:40] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I strike a pose in return, and look at the light thing.
[01:40] <Samstrel> :10
[01:41] <Leeroy_Church> AG: FUCK1N GO ALREADY!
[01:41] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Well, it's not fair for anything to not be turned on right now.
[01:41] <Samstrel> :9
[01:41] <Leeroy_Church> AG: TURN 1+ ON SCRUBLORD!
[01:41] <Samstrel> :8
[01:41] <Leeroy_Church> AG: OMG UR USELESS
[01:41] <Samstrel> :7
[01:41] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I turn on the light thing, looking as sexy as possible while I do it.
[01:41] <Samstrel> :6
[01:41] <Samstrel> It doesn't respond right away.
[01:41] <Samstrel> :5
[01:41] <Leeroy_Church> AG: 1M GONNA HAMMER UR ASS WHEN 1 C U.
[01:42] <Samstrel> :4
[01:42] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Eh, it's not important anyways. I toss it away and turn to myself.
[01:42] <Samstrel> It does not allow you to toss it.
[01:42] <Samstrel> The handle is stuck in your hand.
[01:42] <Samstrel> :3
[01:42] <Leeroy_Church> AG: WHY DONT U TAKE THAT BULB
[01:42] <Samstrel> ((OMG))
[01:42] <Samstrel> : 3
[01:42] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I shake my hand trying to get rid of it, I don't want it to get in the way of myself.
[01:43] <Leeroy_Church> AG: AND SHOVE 1+ UP UR CHUTE?
[01:43] <Samstrel> :2
[01:43] <Leeroy_Church> AG: YOU NOOKWH1FFER!
[01:43] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Oh, that's an idea.
[01:43] <Samstrel> :1
[01:43] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I try shoving it up my butt.
[01:43] <Leeroy_Church> ((Please god no))
[01:43] <Samstrel> The light turns on.
[01:43] <Samstrel> Before you can shove it up your butt.
[01:43] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Damn.
[01:43] <Leeroy_Church> Leeroy feels the need to wash her eyes out with bleach anyway.
[01:44] <Samstrel> It floods the entire room, encompassing you in light.
[01:44] <Leeroy_Church> Eh, that'll do.
[01:44] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Shit, I can't see myself anymore!
[01:44] <Samstrel> Leeroy, your screen turns black.
[01:44] <Leeroy_Church> That's nice too.
[01:44] <Samstrel> The light flashes in and out, dimmer and brighter.
[01:44] <Samstrel> You feel moist air hit you.
[01:45] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Ohhh, did I die and go to a tropical paradise before I could play with myself?
[01:45] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I look around.
[01:45] <Samstrel> The light goes out and you feel it leave your hand.
[01:45] <Samstrel> You are in the same spot you were before.
[01:46] <Samstrel> Leeroy, your screen pops up, and you see Ratosk again.
[01:46] <Leeroy_Church> AG: the fuk just happened?
[01:47] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Well this is strange, I check out the window to see if I'm still about to die.
[01:47] <Leeroy_Church> AG: guess u avo1ded death.
[01:47] <Leeroy_Church> AG: way 2 cut 1+ 2 the w1re n00b.
[01:47] <Samstrel> You see dim light illuminating a cave.
[01:48] <Samstrel> It has rocks of different shapes and sizes, many of which are long and pointed.
[01:48] <Samstrel> They are all very moist, and you can hear water trickling from the rocks.
[01:48] <Samstrel> There are lights around, illuminating the area.
[01:48] <Samstrel> They all become brighter, and then dimmer simultaneously.
[01:49] <Leeroy_Church> AG: o sweet a dungeoncrawl?
[01:49] <Samstrel> They look like they were hung onto the rocks.
[01:49] <Samstrel> Welcome to the Land of Caverns and Lanterns!
[01:50] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Wow, it's all so pretty... but I think I'm forgetting about the most important development.
[01:50] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I turn around and look for my nutty self.
[01:51] <Samstrel> Your nutty self is right behind you and is striking a particularly sexy pose.
[01:51] <Ratosk_Skyurr> Absolute perfection.
[01:52] <Samstrel> ((we can stop here and continue on updates if you like?))
[01:52] <Leeroy_Church> AG: great theres 2 of u now.
[01:52] <Ratosk_Skyurr> AS: yoU aren'T goinG tO bE ablE tO handlE whaT happenS nexT.
[01:52] <Samstrel> ((cause it's like 1 am lol))
[01:52] <Leeroy_Church> AG: dont make out w!+ urself.
[01:52] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I move in close to my nutty self, wrapping my arms around him tenderly.
[01:52] <Leeroy_Church> ((Just  a moment, I think. >>))
[01:53] <Leeroy_Church> AG: yea 1m out.
[01:53] <Ratosk_Skyurr> "hellO gorgeouS, i'vE dreameD oF thiS momenT foR A lonG harD timE."
[01:53] <Leeroy_Church> Gagging, Leeroy minimizes the window. Forgetting she left the game recording.
[01:53] <Ratosk_Skyurr> I lean in and begin making out with myself.
[01:54] <Ratosk_Skyurr> ===END===