Three Goblins in a Trenchcoat

Three Goblins in a trench coat

Notes: Cherry, Torri, and Angie are three goblin gal pals and roommates. Angie was been catfishing as an orc and is infatuated with someone she met, and instead of admitting her wrongdoing, has arrived to her date in a trenchcoat standing on top of her roommates
Torri, at the bottom of the trenchcoat is laid-back, tomboyish, and in bed a bit of a size queen. She has no delusions that this plan is going to work, but this is not the first kooky scheme with these two.
Cherry, the middle of the trenchcoat, has been egging Angie on with the catfishing, and thinks her date is cuuute. She's bubbling, has a great sense of humor, and thinks a big strong man could be a lot of fun.
Angie, the top of the trenchcoat, is a genuine romantic. She is insecure, thoughtful, and prone to melt into a pile of goo at the first sign of affection. She and the listener really clicked online.

This is set in the logosoverse, so humans, orcs, goblins, driders, etc have always lived side by side. Most cities and countries are recognizable, but as a matter of style are not named. This story is set at a state fair. Look at whatever smut ruthie posts for the physical details of goblins (green, 2-3 feet tall, big ears, typically curvy). Culturally, they're rowdy, good-natured with big families and liberal views on sex.

After a short intro, the listener picks which girl they go on a date with, or all three. If there was some way to keep the foursome ending behind listening to all three dates, I would.

Tentative date plans. If you adopt a gal, feel free to change it!

Angie: rowing out on the lake to watch the fireworks, heartful convo.

Cherry: Getting snacks, having to listener win her a giant stuffed animal at a carnival game, wingmanning for Angie.

Torri: Bonding over motorcycles, getting gas station burritos, shooting the shit and messing with you.


Intro:

T: I just thought of something. Angie, there's no way your arms are going to fit in the sleeves of the coat.

C: Angie don't need no arms to fuu-

A: Cherry! It's not like that, I like them.

C: C'mon Angie, we're here to smash. That's why I picked the middle.

T: The middle was what was left. Angie has to be on top, and you're not strong enough to be the bottom.

C: Torri, you are so not a bottom

T: Bitch you better put some respect on my name or you both are going down.

A: Torri, No! I think that's them.

T: Are they even going to recognise you?

C: Heck yeah they are. I photoshopped Angie's face on Gal Gadot, perfect orc hottie.

T: What about your ears? You see many orcs with bat ears?

A: Come on, my ears aren't that big. I can do this. I can pass for orc.

C: If you were three feet taller

T: Four feet. And you didn't have such a fat ass.

A: I do not!

T: Angie I am carrying both of you.

C: Can confirm the badonk. It's your best feature, they'd love it if you weren't a big fat baby catfishing humans.

A: Cherry, this whole thing was your idea

C: Catfishing, guilty. Trenchcoat, that's on you.

T: Hey, what kind of shoes do they were?

A: Umm, normal ones? Why?

T: there's somebody standing behind us.

C: how are their shoes, normal?

A: Shut up! Just turn us around

A: Oh! Heeey. Hi. It's me, Angie.

Oh! Gosh, I don't here that often, but uh, yeah I guess I am taller in person.

Hey! No, I'm not offended. I'm just, not a hugger today I guess.

Glad you found me. There's all sorts of people at the fair, so many lights and sounds. Is there anything you want to do first?

Well, no, uhh, let's skip the roller coaster for now. Food? Uh, yeah I like food. We can...walk over there and get some food.

Yup. Yeah, my foot's asleep. One second, I'll uhh, shake a leg.

Torri, that's your cue!

T: Crap, sorry

C: Hey careful!

A: Easy!

[Crash!]

C: Uhh, hiiii! I'm Cherry, I'm Angie's torso, and I've heard a lot about you. This is Tori, our legs. Say 'hi' legs

T: Hi

A: I don't know what to say. I'm so sorry

T: I think I'm going to bounce. Later

A: Can, can we still go on a date? I'm so sorry, I got caught up in a thing.

C: My thing really. Gosh you're tall. Do you want to buy me some kettle corn?

A: Cherry!

C: What? We tried the trench coat, now you don't have dibs.

A: I didn't say dibs, I just thought… We've been texting for weeks and I was so excited….

T: Don't look at me. You don't have to be here. This is some nonsense I M O.

C: Well?

All three: What'll it be?