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- >be me
- >Sixx-teen at the time
- >beta throat-virgin cuck with a scat fetish who can't get laid for the life of him
- >pathological fear of toilets since middle school, when some turd ass fucked me
- >have a younger sister who is 14 years old at this time
- >my sister is poop crazy, really wants to date someone with IBS or Crohns disease
- >announces that she's "getting shit on by someone"
- >father and I start discussing plans on how to rape the guy anally.
- >few days later, brings the dude home
- >tall, lanky emo kid with 80’s-style glam rock hairdo and hot topic belts/ chains (it’s Andy Sixx)
- >visibly needs to use the bathroom
- >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the restroom"
- >discuss for five or sixx minutes
- >they go to the basement half-bath
- >dad tells me that her throat "isn't going to last"
- >sis comes back up stairs with brown shit stains all over her face and hair and shirt
- >announces it was "creamy"
- >around a week later, my sister tells me that Andy previously dated a Black Veil Brides groupie at Vans Warped Tour
- >she's worried that he secretly wants this emo groupie girl back
- >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
- >"He’s not taking huge shits done my throat anymore"
- >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
- >tell my father this
- >laughs and cums uncontrollably
- > mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first log of shit would go down her throat
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