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>#AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERPHUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET UR MOM'S DlCK OUT OF UR MOUTH. DO U KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP DAT STATEMENT.
I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ARSE UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS  REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT U GET FOR SNIFFING MY ASS YOU SHILL. COCKMUFFIN

>#You ever take a cup of feces microwave it, mix it with some yogurt then slurp it down while getting pissed on by a tranny? Have you ever licked a black man's anus before and shart on u? .You ever take a cup of feces microwave it, mix it with some yogurt then slurp it down while getting pissed on by a tranny? Have U ever licked a bIack man's anus before and shart onu? SBBHSHAREBLUE JAKARTA NSA ILLUMINATI MOSSAD SHILLS ON HERE???DAT black DAWNG SMOOTH LUSCIOUS BLACK CUM JEW GOLD STANDARDCUMCUM

> #FREEDOM IS ONLY FREE IF YOU CAN PROFESS YOUR LOVE FOR NIGGER DONG. DAT LUSCIOUS SILKY WARM NIGGER DONG. IN ur BUTTHOLE & UR MOUTH. HERCULES JAKARTA. DAT POOP SMEGMA COVERED BLACK HOTDONG IN YOUR MOUTH. BIG ANUS BIGGER THAN GRAND CANYON. SBBH SRS SHAREBLUE NIGGER SHILLS IN HERE CONFIRMED SHILLS. FREEDOM FRIES FOREVER. NO FAT WHALES ALLOWED. FPH FOREVER!!!

>#ASS POOP SHIT DEFECATION JEW NIGGER JAKARTA NIGGER JEW TRANNY GENGIS KHAN SJW SBBH SRS CABAL CARTEL CABAL CARTEL DONKEY FART LIK MY NEGRO DICK U STUPID CHINK SANDNIGGER CABAL ATTACK CARTEL I LIKE TURTLES APACHE HELICOPTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DILDOBAGGINS JUMANJI CHARLIE MURPHY RIP KIM DONG IL JEWMOSSAD BOOMERANG.

>#I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to your vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcisst? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world. Let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, it's real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.

># "I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts

>#and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his ***got friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bush

> #and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

>#Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick father, I noticed my neighbor's grandmother

>#changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), after getting out of pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into cooking again in secret. My son did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mom.

># I have a severe disgust for obese people. These beings are a plague to society and an embarassment to the human race. They diminish the accomplishments of the evolving world by sending the message that "its ok to be fat". Well guess what, it isn't. I'm not going to come in here and say I'm a flawless Addones, but I believe in taking care of myself. I have a strict physical regimen I stick to every morning, followed by a day of a clean, nutritious diet. I once was sitting on a plane. It was a long flight from NY

>#when a fat man began to complain there wasn't enough food in his serving. To add to that, this obese blob was sitting at the aisle row, making it impossible for anyone to get around him. I decided to play a prank on him. I waited until the fat fu.ck had to take a **** and then masturbated into his milk. I hadn't masturbated in weeks so I shot a load which would make Peter North proud. The fat loser drank the jizzmilk and enjoyed every drop. I like to think of that smirk on his face whenever I see an obese person.

>#It gives me the upper hand to know that not only am I physically superior to lardasses everywhere, but that they have my cum inside of them. It's a boost of confidence I'm sure everyone would love to have, and I strongly suggest you try it sometime.

>#1 day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive & I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live & rubbed it all over It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.