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Morning Hayama 2021/07/02 1:10:37

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  1. So there was only one time when Mamayama sided with Papayama
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  3. Papayama comes home late so Mamayama made an extra side dish for him to go with his dinner, right?
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  5. The side dish, pickled celery and cucumber (asazuke), was REALLY good
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  7. So even though I already finished eating, Papayama's asazuke is just sitting there on the table
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  9. And so I'm trying my best to sneakily get some of that asazuke
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  11. But the thing is in our house we usually double wrap our food with saran wrap
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  13. Supposedly this is "so that bugs can't eat it" but really it's "so Hayama can't eat it!"
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  15. because the rustling sound of two layers of wrapping will set of Mamayama's sensors
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  17. So I carefully peel back the wrapping and I start eating the asazuke
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  19. But because it's really crunchy and loud I...
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  21. [Hayama demonstrates]
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  23. I don't start chewing right away, I just stuff all this celery and cucumber under my tongue
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  25. Then I head right back to my room and eat it like [BORIBORIBORI] with my head buried in my futon so I don't get caught.
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  27. And so I kept doing this to the point where Mamayama got angry with me and was like
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  29. "You know, I'm making this for your father so quit eating it!"
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  31. Since then I've started asking for permission...
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  33. Seriously it's just that tasty!
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  35. It was just this huge plate of the stuff, like there was so much celery and cucumber, and I ate about a third of it lol
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  37. So I was like, "oh man, I've really messed up" but it was so tasty
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  39. What was I talking about? Oh right, the pachinko tournament!...
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