Four Ore’s and More Season 1 Episode 2: “Pay the bill”

Four Ore’s and More Season 1 Episode 2: “Pay the bill”



Intro



Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!

F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!

(dun dun dun dunn)

Cuz’ we got it alll!!

(guitar riff x4)

Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!

(DUN!)

It’s Four Ore’s and More!!

(guitar riff)

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(The episode starts with Emerald, Sapphire and Gold watching "The lava is floor")

Chan: And now we're back to the lava is floor! Let's meet our guest, Freddy!
Freddy: Hey, Chan!
Chan: Tell me, why are you here with us today?
Freddy: To get a magma-ficient tan!

(laugh track plays)

(Sapphire starts laughing)

Emerald: How could you laugh at a show which has a laugh track?
Sapphire: What's so bad about that?
Emerald: The show isn't filmed in front of a live audience, the laughter was from people many many years ago.
Sapphire: I'm laughing with DEAD people?! (She covers a pillow on her face and starts whimpering)
Gold: Don't be such a tot, Sapph.

Mellia: Hey kids, guess what? We're going to a fancy restaurant.
Emerald: What's the occasion?
Mellia: I thought it would be nice to spice things up, just like me and your father's relationship.

(Cutaway gag starts: Little Coal walks up to Mum and Dad's door)

(Parents start giggling)

Little Coal: Mummy, Daddy, I can't find my teddy, Oddie. (he knocks)

Mellia (whispering): Paul, hurry!
Paul: OK OK!

(Stomping of the feet, Daddyore / Paul opens the door)

Daddyore: Heeey son, what's up?

(Cutaway gag ends)

Gold: Uhmm... so where are going? Where are we going?!
Daddyore: We're going to...

(It cuts to the family outside the restaurant)

Daddyore: Scooper Dooper!

Coal: Dad, that place takes forever to have a table, that the last person to actually succeed in doing that was a criminal.

(They enter the restaurant)

Host: Hello and welcome to Scooper Dooper! Please take these menus and... take a sit on the floor.

(The family goes to a corner and sits on the floor)

Sapphire: Mum, where is the kid menu section?
Mellia: It doesn't seem to be on here... huh.

(She walks up to the host)

Mellia: Excuse me? Where is the kid section on the menu?
Host: It's removed.
Mellia: What, why?!
Host: Parents were complaining that the kids aren't finishing their food, but the adults were, so we decided to remove the kid section so we get our money faster.
Mellia: So they were complaining about THAT, and not about the fact that there are NO tables here?!
Host: You should be mad at your husband for taking all of you here.

Daddyore: Don't worry, I got the kids, food.
Mellia: Paul, they can't be eating that, it's for adults!
Daddyore: Well, I'm sure they'll like the adult food.

Emerald: Yeah... I'm going to give this one a pass...
Sapphire + Gold: Same.

Daddyore: What about you, Coal?
Coal: Do I even need to say it. (he goes on his phone)

Waiter: Ma'am, your bill.
(Mellia reads the price)
Mellia: I'm pretty sure this is Bill Gates'.
Waiter: No, it's yours.
Mellia: WHAT?! How did we rack up that much money? You know what, I'm certainly not paying for this.
Waiter: If you don't you'll be going to court and maybe even JAIL.

Mellia + Emerald + Sapph + Gold: GASP!
Daddyore: Uhmm... I-I'll just be heading to my pals in another place... (He runs off)

Sapphire: Is there any way we can lower the bill?
Waiter: Hmm, I suppose, but you 3 youngsters have to work for me in the restaurant in order for me to.

Sapphire: I guess we can do that, right guys?
Gold: Anything to make sure our Mum isn't in jail.

(Scene cuts to Coal is on his phone until he sees a girl all alone, he goes up to her)

Coal: Uhh, hi.
Flora: Hello.
Coal: Are you all alone?
Flora: Well, yeah, hey, is that your family over there?
Coal: .... no.
Flora: So you're all alone, too? I can keep you company.

(Adrenaline starts firing in Coal)

Coal: Really?!
Flora: Yeah, exchange phone numbers?
Coal: Ohh, uhh, sure!

(They exchange phone numbers)

Flora: So what's your name? I'm Flora.
Coal: I'm Coal, I like your hair...
Flora: We can text with each other later if you like, bye Coal!

(She walks out of the restaurant)

Coal: Yeee, finally! Someone actually admires me! Maybe, I can ask her out... but I can't make it too obvious. Tee Tee-Hee Hee!

(Scene cuts to the Waiter and the children)

Waiter: Now, your first task is to wash all the dishes, the spoon and my pet cat.

Emerald + Sapphire + Gold: .... I WANT TO WASH THE DISHES!

Gold: Fine, I'll wash the cat.
Emerald: And I'll wash the dishes.

(Gold takes the cat into the kitchen)

Gold: OK, cat. Get in the sink.
Cat: Meow. (licks arm)
Gold: No, that won't let you get away with this.
Cat: Meow. (walks away)
Gold: Hmmm...

(Gold places a trail of cat treats that lead to the sink)

Cat: Meow! (The cat follows the trail while eating the treats and climbs on the sink)

Emerald: Oi! Gold, I'm using the sink, get the cat off it!
Gold: Scat, little tabby.

(Emerald leaps to Gold and they start fighting)

Sapphire: I guess that means I get to use it, OK cat, can you move, I need to wash this spo-

(Cat hisses and starts attacking Sapphire)

Sapphire: OW OW OW!! AHHHHH!!

(The cat accidentally turns the tap on, water starts filling up and starts overflowing, the pipes burst and spilling water in the kicthen)

Waiter: I sense stupidity. Might as well risk it.

(He opens the door and water splashes out)

Waiter: Sigh. You guys are hopeless. See you in court. I'll be closing the restaurant.

(Coal is out on the streets, texting Flora)

The chat:

Coal - Hey Flora, what's shakin'?
Flora - Hey that's a great idea, we could go get a milkshake!
Coal - Wow, that's cool :thumbs_up: :smile: 1 :trophy: :trophy: :thumbs up: 11!!11

Coal: Wait, ugh, I text like a desperate cow that wants to be milked!

Flora - But I'm expecting someone else.

Coal - Wait wait no! I could be there so I can enhance the conversations more!

Flora - Well, you did enhance our previous conversation, I guess you can. And I'll notify the person to meet us here.

Coal - Cool, I'll be there in a few minutes.

Flora - K, cya!

Coal: Oh yeah, it's just me and Flora!

(Scene cuts to Sapphire, Emerald and Gold)

Gold: Alright, sisters, we cannot allow our Mum to go to jail, she might be served with the most menacing food in the world!

(Cutaway gag starts: Mellia is in jail and is holding a tray, the dinner lady puts something on her plate)

Mellia: What is this?
Dinner lady: Stew.
Mellia: Uggh... I can't believe this.

Horrid Henry: You'll get used to it, worm.

(He takes a mouthful of the stew)

(Cutaway gag ends)

Sapphire: So what can we do?

Gold: Mum technically won't be going to jail if the bill isn't real anymore. So we're gonna find it and rip it up! Since the restaurant is closed, this'll be the perfect time to do this.

Emerald: OK, but first we have to get rid of that cat.

(Sapphire throws the cat out the window)

Gold: Alright, follow me.

(The girls follow Gold, they start crawling on the floor, they start searching)

Gold: Look, a conveniently slightly open door!

(They enter it, there's no light switch, which makes it very dingy, they start searching around for the bill)

Emerald (whispering): Look, I found it.

(The 3 look at the bill)

Gold (grinning): You know what to do.

(Scene cuts to Coal who has arrived at the milkshake place, he sprays mint mouth freshener around himself, he opens the door)

Coal: Hey, sugar!
Flora: I know right, there's lots of it in here. Wanna buy a milkshake now?
Coal: Yeahhh, but there's something I wanna do first...

(Coal slowly leans towards her, until someone swiftly opens the door, he walks up to the two)

Coal: Who the hell are you?
Tony: I'M FLORA'S BOYFRIEND! WHY WERE YOU ABOUT TO CANOODLE MY GIRLFRIEND?!
Coal: I-I, b-b wha y-
Tony: Get lost, you grisly weirdo!

(Tony kicks Coal out of the place)

Coal: Uggh. (Coal deletes Flora's phone number)

(Daddyore walks up to Coal)

Daddyore: Heeey son, what's up?
Coal: I failed to spice things up.

(Scene cuts to the 3 kids)

Waiter: THERE YOU ARE.

Emerald + Gold: AHHHHH!!

Emerald: What are you doing here?
Waiter: I always come here at night to watch these late night crime drama shows, don't even try to mess with the bill. (He takes the bill)

Waiter: Call your mum to take you guys to court with her.
Sapphire: Why are we coming?
Waiter: To see your mum preferably for the last time.

(Scene cuts to the people in court)

All rise. The court is now in session. Judge Timtim presiding.

Timtim: Thank you for joining us today. We are all here, because Mellia Ore refused to pay a bill, is the plaintiff ready to proceed?
Emerald: What's a plaintiff?
Mellia: Shhh!

Waiter: Yes, your honor, as I handed the expense over to the lady, she thoroughly scanned her eyes across the white sheet of paper and began to speak, as the words came out of her lips it was made clear she didn't want to pay for it. And, sadly for them, never did anything about this.
Gold: Yeah, WE DID! WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Waiter: Hey, hey, chill. I'm making my point, unlike youuuu-

(The judge whacks the gravel)

Timtim: Does the defense have an opening statement?
Mellia: We don't have a defendant...
Timtim: Do you at least have a witness?
Mellia: It was going to be my husband, but he went to hang out with his pals.
Timtim: He doesn't sound like a very good husband.
Emerald: Our dad helped us with our homework the other day, though.

(Mellia slides slowly under her chair with her hands on her face)

Timtim: Does the plaintiff have any evidence to show?
Waiter: Yes, your honor!

(He holds up the bill in a dramatic way, Gold sprints, snatches it and quickly rips it up into bite-size pieces)

Timtim: Oh... well, since he has no evidence to show, his statement is false and Mellia Ore is innocent! (hits gravel)

(laugh track plays)

(It reveals that the court audience did that)

Sapphire (sweating): And yet, I still need a pillow.

(episode ends)