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- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
- Question to discuss:
- What do you think the meaning of life is?
- Stranger 1: To find a meaning
- Stranger 2: Ooh nice
- Stranger 2: I'm not really sure
- Stranger 2: I'm kind of tempted to say that it does have one
- Stranger 2: Oops *doesn't
- Stranger 1: Sometimes I think that way too
- Stranger 2: But maybe that's part of finding a meaning?
- Stranger 1: Other people seem to have meanings so there must be one for me, hopefully
- Stranger 2: It's good to be optimistic
- Stranger 1: I like to think about it like a big white canvas
- Stranger 2: Anything painted on your canvas yet?
- Stranger 1: Nope
- Stranger 1: XD
- Stranger 2: Lmao same
- Stranger 1: I don't know the meaning yet, but I know I really like food so that's a start I guess
- Stranger 2: Oh nice! Like you might want to be a chef or something?
- Stranger 1: People say I would be good at it but I look at as more of a hobby than a profession
- Stranger 2: Oh yeah, sometimes it's not good to mix the two
- Stranger 2: But that could be nice...I feel like that's a great way to spend time with people you really care about
- Stranger 1: I don't know how to feel anymore
- Stranger 2: Why not?
- Stranger 1: It feels like I change my mind every day idk
- Stranger 2: Aw that's okay...still plenty of time to figure things out
- Stranger 1: I'm not even making sense whoops soory
- Stranger 2: Haha that's okay too
- Stranger 1: That's what everyone says there always time until there's not
- Stranger 2: Exactly haha
- Stranger 1: Can we change the subject this is depressing 😫😂
- Stranger 2: Aww sure
- Stranger 2: What do you want to talk about?
- Stranger 1: What is ur favorite food?
- Stranger 2: Ooh that's a good question! Probably anything with pasta in it haha
- Stranger 2: What about you?
- Stranger 1: I like blt sandwiches a lot 😋
- Stranger 2: Mmm those are good
- Stranger 2: What kind of bread is the best to make a BLT with?
- Stranger 2: Since you're the chef ;)
- Stranger 1: A crescent
- Stranger 2: Ooh yummy
- Stranger 2: I tried to make those from one of the Pillsbury tubes and I could not figure out how to get them rolled up right
- Stranger 1: They are tricky aren't they
- Stranger 2: For me they sure were haha
- Stranger 2: Maybe not for other people
- Stranger 1: Different people are good at different things
- Stranger 2: Aw that is such a nice way of putting it
- Stranger 1: Aw I'm nice
- Stranger 1: What are you good at?
- Stranger 2: Procrastinating haha...I'm doing it right now
- Stranger 1: Same
- Stranger 2: Eyy twinsies lmao
- Stranger 2: What are you procrastinating on?
- Stranger 1: I'm like the best procrastinator I know 👉😎👉
- Stranger 1: Homework, laundry, like everything I could possibly be procrastinating
- Stranger 1: Gives me anxiety just thinking about it
- Stranger 2: Ahh omg same! I did laundry earlier today because I was out of shirts that were clean enough to leave the house in and it's been sitting on my bed waiting to be folded for hours haha
- Stranger 1: Relatable, it's so difficult to get myself to fold
- Stranger 1: It's more like days for me though 😅
- Stranger 2: Haha we all have different strengths, right? ;)
- Stranger 1: Yup
- Stranger 1: Who knows maybe I'll save the world one day via procrastinating
- Stranger 2: Yeah one day...not today though, possibly next week hahaha
- Stranger 1: Lol
- Stranger 1: Why do you think people do things against their better judgement?
- Stranger 2: God I ask myself that all the time
- Stranger 2: I think it depends on the person
- Stranger 2: I know I do things against my better judgment because things have always pretty much worked out for me in the past, so I've never had to face any really bad consequences
- Stranger 1: Hmm maybe that's why I do them
- Stranger 2: Yeah, and it's tough to have good judgment
- Stranger 2: That's like a 24/7 job haha
- Stranger 1: I don't have the attention span for that
- Stranger 2: Same!
- Stranger 2: I can't even make it a full-time job, 40 hours/week haha
- Stranger 1: Maybe we are twins
- Stranger 2: Haha yes secret twins separated at birth!
- Stranger 2: Like The Parent Trap
- Stranger 1: Wait twins have different personalities anyways so...
- Stranger 1: That's a wierd saying because it doesn't make sense
- Stranger 2: Oh I guess that's true...some are really similar though
- Stranger 2: I work with some identical twins and they dress the same and share a professional website
- Stranger 1: Spooky
- Stranger 2: Yeah, I've always wondered what it would be like to be that connected to someone
- Stranger 2: My brother and sister are twins too, but fraternal
- Stranger 1: It would be awesome right?
- Stranger 2: Yeah, I think so! Seems like you'd always have someone who has your back
- Stranger 1: Two of me what could go wrong?
- Stranger 2: Exactly...double the procrastinating, double the laundry to fold, double the pasta to eat hahaha
- Stranger 1: double trouble, I think I would drive myself crazy though
- Stranger 1: Wait that would be a clone, not a twin whoops
- Stranger 2: Haha an easy mistake
- Stranger 2: A clone would be even weirder haha
- Stranger 1: What are you thinking right now?
- Stranger 2: I'm thinking about whether or not I'd have sex with my clone lol
- Stranger 2: I think not
- Stranger 1: Its a little wierd that you considered it
- Stranger 1: That's what other people tell me too though
- Stranger 2: Yeah, it is weird, but I feel like I've heard it somewhere before! Like some weird 'deep' though....like would having sex with your clone be masturbating?
- Stranger 1: Lol
- Stranger 1: Would that be gay if it was a clone?
- Stranger 2: Well I'd be okay with that haha
- Stranger 1: 😂😂
- Stranger 1: I'm straight, but if there's one person that could make me question my sexuality it's me
- Stranger 2: Lmaooo love the confidence!
- Stranger 1: I love that you didn't disconnect yet usually people can't handle me
- Stranger 2: Same here!
- Stranger 2: It is tough to get a good conversation going on here haha
- Stranger 1: Ikr people are usually horny, boring, or have no social skills
- Stranger 2: Yeah, or all three lmao
- Stranger 2: Or a bot
- Stranger 1: Usually all three 😒
- Stranger 2: Haha but hey, a little procrastinator's patience and you usually end up somewhere interesting
- Stranger 1: Hmm patience isn't usually a word I would use to describe myself, but you're right!
- Stranger 1: I'm patient af
- Stranger 2: I feel like you gotta be to be a procrastinator haha
- Stranger 2: It's all about waiting, waiting, waiting
- Stranger 1: You are so smart
- Stranger 1: I've never thought about it like this
- Stranger 2: Thanks I've had a lot of time on my hands ;)
- Stranger 1: And you like stupid puns? Are we the same person
- Stranger 2: Whoah maybe beyond twinsies....we're clonesies
- Stranger 1: Clonesies! Why is that not a thing
- Stranger 1: That's hilarious I might use that irl
- Stranger 2: Yes, you can make it a thing! One small step for clones, one giant leaps for clonekind
- Stranger 1: What would you do if you had a clone army
- Stranger 2: Make them do my housework and everything else I don't want to do haha
- Stranger 2: You?
- Stranger 1: Wait you would enslave yourself?
- Stranger 2: Oops I guess so
- Stranger 2: I'll pay them in pasta
- Stranger 1: Lmao I guess you know yourself better than I could
- Stranger 2: Ooh now I'm thinking if they're all like me, it'd just be a bunch of mes laying around doing nothing
- Stranger 1: that would be a problem lol
- Stranger 1: I think I would have a big tournament to find out which me was the alpha me
- Stranger 2: Oh man, what would happen to the losers?
- Stranger 1: Death!
- Stranger 2: Harsh!
- Stranger 2: I'll take your clones
- Stranger 2: They can do my housework instead of me and mine so we can all procrastinate together lol
- Stranger 1: Like I would just hand myself away
- Stranger 1: I'm invaluable!
- Stranger 1: Maybe death is a little harsh
- Stranger 2: Hahaha yeah! That's kind of like you that you'd be killing
- Stranger 1: I feel like I would win the tournament, but I don't know why if they have the same chance to win
- Stranger 1: What if I wasn't the alpha me??!
- Stranger 2: Ooh yeah another real possibility you'd have to face
- Stranger 2: That could be psychologically devastating
- Stranger 1: Crazy, I think I've thought enough about clones lol
- Stranger 2: Haha yeah I think I'm going to have some weird dreams tonight
- Stranger 1: Lucky! I don't remember my dreams, but I'm pretty sure I have them
- Stranger 2: Aw that would make me sad not to remember...I really enjoy them for some reason
- Stranger 2: Last night I dreamed that I was playing Spiderman in a play
- Stranger 1: Just rub it in...
- Stranger 2: Aww sorry!! :(
- Stranger 1: What did you do as Spider-Man
- Stranger 1: Where did you go, I need attention xP
- Stranger 2: Oh lmao I thought you were too sad that I can remember my dreams and you can't ;)
- Stranger 1: I mean I am, but I'm still interested in your dreams because I don't have any of my own to be interested in 😫😂
- Stranger 2: Haha aw let me see if I can remember any more...
- Stranger 2: My dreams are usually just about being at school or in the grocery store or somewhere I go all the time anyway
- Stranger 2: A few nights ago I had one about escaping some kind of underground tunnel/bunker thing and at first it was a competition, but then it turned into a real life or death situation
- Stranger 1: Oooh spoooky
- Stranger 2: Yeah it got kind of scary at the end haha
- Stranger 2: I don't have nightmares very often though, and I wouldn't really call that a nightmare because I woke up and didn't feel scared
- Stranger 1: How did it end
- Stranger 2: Hmm it's so hazy now, but I think something serious had happened, maybe someone I was with had gotten hurt or killed and it felt like I had a really tough choice to make?
- Stranger 2: So my brain woke me up so I didn't have to handle that haha
- Stranger 1: Stupid brain ruined my story
- Stranger 2: Yeah, tell me about it!
- Stranger 1: Its sounds exciting though
- Stranger 2: It was...there's always that moment when you want to just lay back down and go back into it, but I can never do that
- Stranger 2: Plus, I usually remember my dreams when I get woken up by my alarm, so I have to get up for class lol
- Stranger 1: I usually sleep through alarms
- Stranger 2: Whoah, really? How do you wake up in the morning?
- Stranger 1: I have another alarm
- Stranger 1: A backup alarm
- Stranger 1: I made it this really annoying noise so I have to get up
- Stranger 2: Aw man, well I guess you gotta do it somehow!
- Stranger 1: I wish you could hear how annoying it is I hate it so much
- Stranger 2: I would hate any sound that wakes me up in the morning haha. I always change mine up so I don't get too angry at it
- Stranger 1: lol that's what I would do but then I wouldn't wake up
- Stranger 2: Maybe you can find a different annoying sound haha
- Stranger 1: I would hate it just as much because it's annoying lol
- Stranger 2: True, but variety is the spice of life, right?
- Stranger 2: ;)
- Stranger 1: Exactly!
- Stranger 2: And I'm sure you would know all about spices, right, chef? Haha
- Stranger 1: I believe how some people eat the same thing for breakfast everyday
- Stranger 2: Omg to be honest I'm kind of one of those people
- Stranger 1: Can't believe*
- Stranger 1: I can't remember all the names for the spices but I know them by smell 😋
- Stranger 2: Whoah that's pretty cool!
- Stranger 2: I do not know spices that way
- Stranger 2: I live a pretty salt and pepper lifestyle haha
- Stranger 1: You're missing out
- Stranger 2: That's what people tell me...maybe I'll get out there and try something new someday lol
- Stranger 1: Please do
- Stranger 1: People like you drive me crazy lol
- Stranger 1: Just think your favorite food ever could be something you haven't even tried yet!!
- Stranger 2: You're so right!
- Stranger 2: That's kind of overwhelming though
- Stranger 1: Why
- Stranger 1: Die trying right?
- Stranger 2: So many foods!! Will I even have time to try them all?
- Stranger 2: But yeah I guess you're right about die trying...no other option lol
- Stranger 1: Nope its a sad realization ☹️
- Stranger 2: Aw man I don't want to bring you down
- Stranger 1: we can do our best though 😋
- Stranger 1: How could something as magical as food bring me down
- Stranger 2: Yeah that's good...glass half-full :)
- Stranger 2: I'm going to ask you an evil question...if you had to only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- Stranger 1: i think I would go insane if I had to do that
- Stranger 1: Probably blts though
- Stranger 2: Haha oh right your faves
- Stranger 2: I guess I'd stick with pasta too
- Stranger 1: I'll probably have new fav next week though
- Stranger 2: Oh does yours change a lot? What was your last fave?
- Stranger 1: Changes all the time, my last one was pizza
- Stranger 2: Oh nice, always a classic
- Stranger 2: I didn't like pizza as a kid and everyone always teased me about it haha
- Stranger 1: I don't like Oreos and people still tease me about it lol
- Stranger 1: They taste like sugar coated chalk! Hmph
- Stranger 2: Oh yeah I could definitely see that! But that's good for you...you can resist them haha
- Stranger 1: You are so fun to talk to I'm kind of amazed :O
- Stranger 2: Lmao thanks, you too1
- Stranger 2: !
- Stranger 2: Don't get a lot of that on this site
- Stranger 1: Where are you from?
- Stranger 2: Florida
- Stranger 2: You? :)
- Stranger 1: Hawt
- Stranger 1: I'm from Illinois where it snows in April
- Stranger 2: Yeah, so hawt...love the heavy rainy and lightning we're getting right now
- Stranger 2: Ooh well that is definitely not so hawt haha
- Stranger 1: I kind a like it though because snowflakes are so cool
- Stranger 1: But damn it's cold
- Stranger 2: Yes, way to look on the bright side! But yeah I don't think I could handle cold like that anymore haha
- Stranger 1: What is your favorite thing to do ever?
- Stranger 2: Oh man, that's a tough question!
- Stranger 2: Probably hang out with friends I love and watch silly stuff on TV haha
- Stranger 1: Awe what
- Stranger 2: Oh like what stuff do we watch?
- Stranger 1: Whats ur go to show
- Stranger 2: Definitely The Office
- Stranger 1: I had a placement test for college and they put on season highlights before the test it was awesome
- Stranger 2: What!! That is so awesome...I feel like I would be so distracted from the test by that, which is maybe a good thing haha
- Stranger 2: Less nerves
- Stranger 1: I think it worked for me because usually I get super test anxious
- Stranger 2: Nice! That can be really tough, especially with all the damn tests you have to take nowadays
- Stranger 2: I sound like my grandpa haha
- Stranger 1: You dinosaur you
- Stranger 2: Get off my lawn, you whippersnapper!
- Stranger 1: Give me you best "back in my day" sentence
- Stranger 2: Back in my day, we didn't have Facebook friends! We had to walk up hill both ways in the snow to the five-and-dime to get our friends!
- Stranger 1: Wow that was impressive
- Stranger 2: Thanks ;) just trying to synthesize what I've heard before
- Stranger 1: You'll make a good grandpa for sure
- Stranger 2: Lmao thanks we'll see if I make it that far
- Stranger 1: How old are you if you don't mind me asking you dino
- Stranger 2: I'll be 102 next month!
- Stranger 2: Haha but for real I'm 20 lol
- Stranger 1: Wanna hear something crazy?
- Stranger 2: Yeah
- Stranger 1: You could have kids in a few years
- Stranger 1: Just let that sink in
- Stranger 2: Biologically, I could have kids now lmao
- Stranger 2: But I'm procrastinating haha
- Stranger 1: Lol
- Stranger 1: If you think about it kids are a lot like clones
- Stranger 1: They're mini mes
- Stranger 2: Well, mini-you and whoever else you get together with haha
- Stranger 2: I don't feel like a mini-me of either of my parents lmao
- Stranger 1: Oh shit you're right
- Stranger 1: Now I need a new way to raise a clone army
- Stranger 2: Yeah, you gotta make them in a lab!
- Stranger 1: I'm sure we are more like our parents than we actually think, or want to be
- Stranger 2: Omg don't remind me haha
- Stranger 1: Consider yourself...reminded
- Stranger 2: Ouch
- Stranger 1: If I ever became an actor that would be my thing
- Stranger 1: Or one of my things
- Stranger 2: Haha it's a good one
- Stranger 2: I could totally see Bruce Willis saying that
- Stranger 1: I think I would be a good actor except that I can't stop myself from laughing
- Stranger 2: Yes, I don't know how some people get through scenes! That's why I love watching the bloopers of shows when they all crack up haha
- Stranger 2: Makes them seem more human
- Stranger 1: Tell me something interesting about yourself
- Stranger 2: Hmm wow that's so broad...
- Stranger 1: Whatever pops into that little head of yours
- Stranger 2: Well, something interesting about me is that I actually have a pretty big head and it's also very round haha
- Stranger 1: Lol
- Stranger 2: And my haircut accentuates that and that's how I like to live my life hahaha
- Stranger 1: I'm getting tired
- Stranger 1: What would you do, sleep or stay up anyways?
- Stranger 2: Hmm well my procrastination bone would be tingling to stay up, but my better judgment brain cell (I have only one) would be saying to go to sleep
- Stranger 1: Only one haha
- Stranger 2: Yes, and it's not very powerful haha
- Stranger 1: Every once in a while that one cell wins against all odds
- Stranger 2: That is so right...what a hero
- Stranger 1: I think this is one of those times or maybe I'm just really sleeepy
- Stranger 2: Good! Listen to that better judgment brain cell. :)
- Stranger 2: It was nice talking to you!!!
- Stranger 1: You're not gonna hate me if I don't talk to you ever again?
- Stranger 2: No, no way. I appreciate the conversation we had, and I wish you the best!
- Stranger 1: We really are clonesies
- Stranger 2: Yay clonesies for life haha
- Stranger 1: Cya later alligator 🤙🐊
- Stranger 1: I hope the bedbugs eat ur ass alive
- Stranger 1: 😜
- Stranger 1 has disconnected
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