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  1. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
  2.  
  3. Question to discuss:
  4. What do you think the meaning of life is?
  5. Stranger 1: To find a meaning
  6.  
  7. Stranger 2: Ooh nice
  8.  
  9. Stranger 2: I'm not really sure
  10.  
  11. Stranger 2: I'm kind of tempted to say that it does have one
  12.  
  13. Stranger 2: Oops *doesn't
  14.  
  15. Stranger 1: Sometimes I think that way too
  16.  
  17. Stranger 2: But maybe that's part of finding a meaning?
  18.  
  19. Stranger 1: Other people seem to have meanings so there must be one for me, hopefully
  20.  
  21. Stranger 2: It's good to be optimistic
  22.  
  23. Stranger 1: I like to think about it like a big white canvas
  24.  
  25. Stranger 2: Anything painted on your canvas yet?
  26.  
  27. Stranger 1: Nope
  28.  
  29. Stranger 1: XD
  30.  
  31. Stranger 2: Lmao same
  32.  
  33. Stranger 1: I don't know the meaning yet, but I know I really like food so that's a start I guess
  34.  
  35. Stranger 2: Oh nice! Like you might want to be a chef or something?
  36.  
  37. Stranger 1: People say I would be good at it but I look at as more of a hobby than a profession
  38.  
  39. Stranger 2: Oh yeah, sometimes it's not good to mix the two
  40.  
  41. Stranger 2: But that could be nice...I feel like that's a great way to spend time with people you really care about
  42.  
  43. Stranger 1: I don't know how to feel anymore
  44.  
  45. Stranger 2: Why not?
  46.  
  47. Stranger 1: It feels like I change my mind every day idk
  48.  
  49. Stranger 2: Aw that's okay...still plenty of time to figure things out
  50.  
  51. Stranger 1: I'm not even making sense whoops soory
  52.  
  53. Stranger 2: Haha that's okay too
  54.  
  55. Stranger 1: That's what everyone says there always time until there's not
  56.  
  57. Stranger 2: Exactly haha
  58.  
  59. Stranger 1: Can we change the subject this is depressing 😫😂
  60.  
  61. Stranger 2: Aww sure
  62.  
  63. Stranger 2: What do you want to talk about?
  64.  
  65. Stranger 1: What is ur favorite food?
  66.  
  67. Stranger 2: Ooh that's a good question! Probably anything with pasta in it haha
  68.  
  69. Stranger 2: What about you?
  70.  
  71. Stranger 1: I like blt sandwiches a lot 😋
  72.  
  73. Stranger 2: Mmm those are good
  74.  
  75. Stranger 2: What kind of bread is the best to make a BLT with?
  76.  
  77. Stranger 2: Since you're the chef ;)
  78.  
  79. Stranger 1: A crescent
  80.  
  81. Stranger 2: Ooh yummy
  82.  
  83. Stranger 2: I tried to make those from one of the Pillsbury tubes and I could not figure out how to get them rolled up right
  84.  
  85. Stranger 1: They are tricky aren't they
  86.  
  87. Stranger 2: For me they sure were haha
  88.  
  89. Stranger 2: Maybe not for other people
  90.  
  91. Stranger 1: Different people are good at different things
  92.  
  93. Stranger 2: Aw that is such a nice way of putting it
  94.  
  95. Stranger 1: Aw I'm nice
  96.  
  97. Stranger 1: What are you good at?
  98.  
  99. Stranger 2: Procrastinating haha...I'm doing it right now
  100.  
  101. Stranger 1: Same
  102.  
  103. Stranger 2: Eyy twinsies lmao
  104.  
  105. Stranger 2: What are you procrastinating on?
  106.  
  107. Stranger 1: I'm like the best procrastinator I know 👉😎👉
  108.  
  109. Stranger 1: Homework, laundry, like everything I could possibly be procrastinating
  110.  
  111. Stranger 1: Gives me anxiety just thinking about it
  112.  
  113. Stranger 2: Ahh omg same! I did laundry earlier today because I was out of shirts that were clean enough to leave the house in and it's been sitting on my bed waiting to be folded for hours haha
  114.  
  115. Stranger 1: Relatable, it's so difficult to get myself to fold
  116.  
  117. Stranger 1: It's more like days for me though 😅
  118.  
  119. Stranger 2: Haha we all have different strengths, right? ;)
  120.  
  121. Stranger 1: Yup
  122.  
  123. Stranger 1: Who knows maybe I'll save the world one day via procrastinating
  124.  
  125. Stranger 2: Yeah one day...not today though, possibly next week hahaha
  126.  
  127. Stranger 1: Lol
  128.  
  129. Stranger 1: Why do you think people do things against their better judgement?
  130.  
  131. Stranger 2: God I ask myself that all the time
  132.  
  133. Stranger 2: I think it depends on the person
  134.  
  135. Stranger 2: I know I do things against my better judgment because things have always pretty much worked out for me in the past, so I've never had to face any really bad consequences
  136.  
  137. Stranger 1: Hmm maybe that's why I do them
  138.  
  139. Stranger 2: Yeah, and it's tough to have good judgment
  140.  
  141. Stranger 2: That's like a 24/7 job haha
  142.  
  143. Stranger 1: I don't have the attention span for that
  144.  
  145. Stranger 2: Same!
  146.  
  147. Stranger 2: I can't even make it a full-time job, 40 hours/week haha
  148.  
  149. Stranger 1: Maybe we are twins
  150.  
  151. Stranger 2: Haha yes secret twins separated at birth!
  152.  
  153. Stranger 2: Like The Parent Trap
  154.  
  155. Stranger 1: Wait twins have different personalities anyways so...
  156.  
  157. Stranger 1: That's a wierd saying because it doesn't make sense
  158.  
  159. Stranger 2: Oh I guess that's true...some are really similar though
  160.  
  161. Stranger 2: I work with some identical twins and they dress the same and share a professional website
  162.  
  163. Stranger 1: Spooky
  164.  
  165. Stranger 2: Yeah, I've always wondered what it would be like to be that connected to someone
  166.  
  167. Stranger 2: My brother and sister are twins too, but fraternal
  168.  
  169. Stranger 1: It would be awesome right?
  170.  
  171. Stranger 2: Yeah, I think so! Seems like you'd always have someone who has your back
  172.  
  173. Stranger 1: Two of me what could go wrong?
  174.  
  175. Stranger 2: Exactly...double the procrastinating, double the laundry to fold, double the pasta to eat hahaha
  176.  
  177. Stranger 1: double trouble, I think I would drive myself crazy though
  178.  
  179. Stranger 1: Wait that would be a clone, not a twin whoops
  180.  
  181. Stranger 2: Haha an easy mistake
  182.  
  183. Stranger 2: A clone would be even weirder haha
  184.  
  185. Stranger 1: What are you thinking right now?
  186.  
  187. Stranger 2: I'm thinking about whether or not I'd have sex with my clone lol
  188.  
  189. Stranger 2: I think not
  190.  
  191. Stranger 1: Its a little wierd that you considered it
  192.  
  193. Stranger 1: That's what other people tell me too though
  194.  
  195. Stranger 2: Yeah, it is weird, but I feel like I've heard it somewhere before! Like some weird 'deep' though....like would having sex with your clone be masturbating?
  196.  
  197. Stranger 1: Lol
  198.  
  199. Stranger 1: Would that be gay if it was a clone?
  200.  
  201. Stranger 2: Well I'd be okay with that haha
  202.  
  203. Stranger 1: 😂😂
  204.  
  205. Stranger 1: I'm straight, but if there's one person that could make me question my sexuality it's me
  206.  
  207. Stranger 2: Lmaooo love the confidence!
  208.  
  209. Stranger 1: I love that you didn't disconnect yet usually people can't handle me
  210.  
  211. Stranger 2: Same here!
  212.  
  213. Stranger 2: It is tough to get a good conversation going on here haha
  214.  
  215. Stranger 1: Ikr people are usually horny, boring, or have no social skills
  216.  
  217. Stranger 2: Yeah, or all three lmao
  218.  
  219. Stranger 2: Or a bot
  220.  
  221. Stranger 1: Usually all three 😒
  222.  
  223. Stranger 2: Haha but hey, a little procrastinator's patience and you usually end up somewhere interesting
  224.  
  225. Stranger 1: Hmm patience isn't usually a word I would use to describe myself, but you're right!
  226.  
  227. Stranger 1: I'm patient af
  228.  
  229. Stranger 2: I feel like you gotta be to be a procrastinator haha
  230.  
  231. Stranger 2: It's all about waiting, waiting, waiting
  232.  
  233. Stranger 1: You are so smart
  234.  
  235. Stranger 1: I've never thought about it like this
  236.  
  237. Stranger 2: Thanks I've had a lot of time on my hands ;)
  238.  
  239. Stranger 1: And you like stupid puns? Are we the same person
  240.  
  241. Stranger 2: Whoah maybe beyond twinsies....we're clonesies
  242.  
  243. Stranger 1: Clonesies! Why is that not a thing
  244.  
  245. Stranger 1: That's hilarious I might use that irl
  246.  
  247. Stranger 2: Yes, you can make it a thing! One small step for clones, one giant leaps for clonekind
  248.  
  249. Stranger 1: What would you do if you had a clone army
  250.  
  251. Stranger 2: Make them do my housework and everything else I don't want to do haha
  252.  
  253. Stranger 2: You?
  254.  
  255. Stranger 1: Wait you would enslave yourself?
  256.  
  257. Stranger 2: Oops I guess so
  258.  
  259. Stranger 2: I'll pay them in pasta
  260.  
  261. Stranger 1: Lmao I guess you know yourself better than I could
  262.  
  263. Stranger 2: Ooh now I'm thinking if they're all like me, it'd just be a bunch of mes laying around doing nothing
  264.  
  265. Stranger 1: that would be a problem lol
  266.  
  267. Stranger 1: I think I would have a big tournament to find out which me was the alpha me
  268.  
  269. Stranger 2: Oh man, what would happen to the losers?
  270.  
  271. Stranger 1: Death!
  272.  
  273. Stranger 2: Harsh!
  274.  
  275. Stranger 2: I'll take your clones
  276.  
  277. Stranger 2: They can do my housework instead of me and mine so we can all procrastinate together lol
  278.  
  279. Stranger 1: Like I would just hand myself away
  280.  
  281. Stranger 1: I'm invaluable!
  282.  
  283. Stranger 1: Maybe death is a little harsh
  284.  
  285. Stranger 2: Hahaha yeah! That's kind of like you that you'd be killing
  286.  
  287. Stranger 1: I feel like I would win the tournament, but I don't know why if they have the same chance to win
  288.  
  289. Stranger 1: What if I wasn't the alpha me??!
  290.  
  291. Stranger 2: Ooh yeah another real possibility you'd have to face
  292.  
  293. Stranger 2: That could be psychologically devastating
  294.  
  295. Stranger 1: Crazy, I think I've thought enough about clones lol
  296.  
  297. Stranger 2: Haha yeah I think I'm going to have some weird dreams tonight
  298.  
  299. Stranger 1: Lucky! I don't remember my dreams, but I'm pretty sure I have them
  300.  
  301. Stranger 2: Aw that would make me sad not to remember...I really enjoy them for some reason
  302.  
  303. Stranger 2: Last night I dreamed that I was playing Spiderman in a play
  304.  
  305. Stranger 1: Just rub it in...
  306.  
  307. Stranger 2: Aww sorry!! :(
  308.  
  309. Stranger 1: What did you do as Spider-Man
  310.  
  311. Stranger 1: Where did you go, I need attention xP
  312.  
  313. Stranger 2: Oh lmao I thought you were too sad that I can remember my dreams and you can't ;)
  314.  
  315. Stranger 1: I mean I am, but I'm still interested in your dreams because I don't have any of my own to be interested in 😫😂
  316.  
  317. Stranger 2: Haha aw let me see if I can remember any more...
  318.  
  319. Stranger 2: My dreams are usually just about being at school or in the grocery store or somewhere I go all the time anyway
  320.  
  321. Stranger 2: A few nights ago I had one about escaping some kind of underground tunnel/bunker thing and at first it was a competition, but then it turned into a real life or death situation
  322.  
  323. Stranger 1: Oooh spoooky
  324.  
  325. Stranger 2: Yeah it got kind of scary at the end haha
  326.  
  327. Stranger 2: I don't have nightmares very often though, and I wouldn't really call that a nightmare because I woke up and didn't feel scared
  328.  
  329. Stranger 1: How did it end
  330.  
  331. Stranger 2: Hmm it's so hazy now, but I think something serious had happened, maybe someone I was with had gotten hurt or killed and it felt like I had a really tough choice to make?
  332.  
  333. Stranger 2: So my brain woke me up so I didn't have to handle that haha
  334.  
  335. Stranger 1: Stupid brain ruined my story
  336.  
  337. Stranger 2: Yeah, tell me about it!
  338.  
  339. Stranger 1: Its sounds exciting though
  340.  
  341. Stranger 2: It was...there's always that moment when you want to just lay back down and go back into it, but I can never do that
  342.  
  343. Stranger 2: Plus, I usually remember my dreams when I get woken up by my alarm, so I have to get up for class lol
  344.  
  345. Stranger 1: I usually sleep through alarms
  346.  
  347. Stranger 2: Whoah, really? How do you wake up in the morning?
  348.  
  349. Stranger 1: I have another alarm
  350.  
  351. Stranger 1: A backup alarm
  352.  
  353. Stranger 1: I made it this really annoying noise so I have to get up
  354.  
  355. Stranger 2: Aw man, well I guess you gotta do it somehow!
  356.  
  357. Stranger 1: I wish you could hear how annoying it is I hate it so much
  358.  
  359. Stranger 2: I would hate any sound that wakes me up in the morning haha. I always change mine up so I don't get too angry at it
  360.  
  361. Stranger 1: lol that's what I would do but then I wouldn't wake up
  362.  
  363. Stranger 2: Maybe you can find a different annoying sound haha
  364.  
  365. Stranger 1: I would hate it just as much because it's annoying lol
  366.  
  367. Stranger 2: True, but variety is the spice of life, right?
  368.  
  369. Stranger 2: ;)
  370.  
  371. Stranger 1: Exactly!
  372.  
  373. Stranger 2: And I'm sure you would know all about spices, right, chef? Haha
  374.  
  375. Stranger 1: I believe how some people eat the same thing for breakfast everyday
  376.  
  377. Stranger 2: Omg to be honest I'm kind of one of those people
  378.  
  379. Stranger 1: Can't believe*
  380.  
  381. Stranger 1: I can't remember all the names for the spices but I know them by smell 😋
  382.  
  383. Stranger 2: Whoah that's pretty cool!
  384.  
  385. Stranger 2: I do not know spices that way
  386.  
  387. Stranger 2: I live a pretty salt and pepper lifestyle haha
  388.  
  389. Stranger 1: You're missing out
  390.  
  391. Stranger 2: That's what people tell me...maybe I'll get out there and try something new someday lol
  392.  
  393. Stranger 1: Please do
  394.  
  395. Stranger 1: People like you drive me crazy lol
  396.  
  397. Stranger 1: Just think your favorite food ever could be something you haven't even tried yet!!
  398.  
  399. Stranger 2: You're so right!
  400.  
  401. Stranger 2: That's kind of overwhelming though
  402.  
  403. Stranger 1: Why
  404.  
  405. Stranger 1: Die trying right?
  406.  
  407. Stranger 2: So many foods!! Will I even have time to try them all?
  408.  
  409. Stranger 2: But yeah I guess you're right about die trying...no other option lol
  410.  
  411. Stranger 1: Nope its a sad realization ☹️
  412.  
  413. Stranger 2: Aw man I don't want to bring you down
  414.  
  415. Stranger 1: we can do our best though 😋
  416.  
  417. Stranger 1: How could something as magical as food bring me down
  418.  
  419. Stranger 2: Yeah that's good...glass half-full :)
  420.  
  421. Stranger 2: I'm going to ask you an evil question...if you had to only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  422.  
  423. Stranger 1: i think I would go insane if I had to do that
  424.  
  425. Stranger 1: Probably blts though
  426.  
  427. Stranger 2: Haha oh right your faves
  428.  
  429. Stranger 2: I guess I'd stick with pasta too
  430.  
  431. Stranger 1: I'll probably have new fav next week though
  432.  
  433. Stranger 2: Oh does yours change a lot? What was your last fave?
  434.  
  435. Stranger 1: Changes all the time, my last one was pizza
  436.  
  437. Stranger 2: Oh nice, always a classic
  438.  
  439. Stranger 2: I didn't like pizza as a kid and everyone always teased me about it haha
  440.  
  441. Stranger 1: I don't like Oreos and people still tease me about it lol
  442.  
  443. Stranger 1: They taste like sugar coated chalk! Hmph
  444.  
  445. Stranger 2: Oh yeah I could definitely see that! But that's good for you...you can resist them haha
  446.  
  447. Stranger 1: You are so fun to talk to I'm kind of amazed :O
  448.  
  449. Stranger 2: Lmao thanks, you too1
  450.  
  451. Stranger 2: !
  452.  
  453. Stranger 2: Don't get a lot of that on this site
  454.  
  455. Stranger 1: Where are you from?
  456.  
  457. Stranger 2: Florida
  458.  
  459. Stranger 2: You? :)
  460.  
  461. Stranger 1: Hawt
  462.  
  463. Stranger 1: I'm from Illinois where it snows in April
  464.  
  465. Stranger 2: Yeah, so hawt...love the heavy rainy and lightning we're getting right now
  466.  
  467. Stranger 2: Ooh well that is definitely not so hawt haha
  468.  
  469. Stranger 1: I kind a like it though because snowflakes are so cool
  470.  
  471. Stranger 1: But damn it's cold
  472.  
  473. Stranger 2: Yes, way to look on the bright side! But yeah I don't think I could handle cold like that anymore haha
  474.  
  475. Stranger 1: What is your favorite thing to do ever?
  476.  
  477. Stranger 2: Oh man, that's a tough question!
  478.  
  479. Stranger 2: Probably hang out with friends I love and watch silly stuff on TV haha
  480.  
  481. Stranger 1: Awe what
  482.  
  483. Stranger 2: Oh like what stuff do we watch?
  484.  
  485. Stranger 1: Whats ur go to show
  486.  
  487. Stranger 2: Definitely The Office
  488.  
  489. Stranger 1: I had a placement test for college and they put on season highlights before the test it was awesome
  490.  
  491. Stranger 2: What!! That is so awesome...I feel like I would be so distracted from the test by that, which is maybe a good thing haha
  492.  
  493. Stranger 2: Less nerves
  494.  
  495. Stranger 1: I think it worked for me because usually I get super test anxious
  496.  
  497. Stranger 2: Nice! That can be really tough, especially with all the damn tests you have to take nowadays
  498.  
  499. Stranger 2: I sound like my grandpa haha
  500.  
  501. Stranger 1: You dinosaur you
  502.  
  503. Stranger 2: Get off my lawn, you whippersnapper!
  504.  
  505. Stranger 1: Give me you best "back in my day" sentence
  506.  
  507. Stranger 2: Back in my day, we didn't have Facebook friends! We had to walk up hill both ways in the snow to the five-and-dime to get our friends!
  508.  
  509. Stranger 1: Wow that was impressive
  510.  
  511. Stranger 2: Thanks ;) just trying to synthesize what I've heard before
  512.  
  513. Stranger 1: You'll make a good grandpa for sure
  514.  
  515. Stranger 2: Lmao thanks we'll see if I make it that far
  516.  
  517. Stranger 1: How old are you if you don't mind me asking you dino
  518.  
  519. Stranger 2: I'll be 102 next month!
  520.  
  521. Stranger 2: Haha but for real I'm 20 lol
  522.  
  523. Stranger 1: Wanna hear something crazy?
  524.  
  525. Stranger 2: Yeah
  526.  
  527. Stranger 1: You could have kids in a few years
  528.  
  529. Stranger 1: Just let that sink in
  530.  
  531. Stranger 2: Biologically, I could have kids now lmao
  532.  
  533. Stranger 2: But I'm procrastinating haha
  534.  
  535. Stranger 1: Lol
  536.  
  537. Stranger 1: If you think about it kids are a lot like clones
  538.  
  539. Stranger 1: They're mini mes
  540.  
  541. Stranger 2: Well, mini-you and whoever else you get together with haha
  542.  
  543. Stranger 2: I don't feel like a mini-me of either of my parents lmao
  544.  
  545. Stranger 1: Oh shit you're right
  546.  
  547. Stranger 1: Now I need a new way to raise a clone army
  548.  
  549. Stranger 2: Yeah, you gotta make them in a lab!
  550.  
  551. Stranger 1: I'm sure we are more like our parents than we actually think, or want to be
  552.  
  553. Stranger 2: Omg don't remind me haha
  554.  
  555. Stranger 1: Consider yourself...reminded
  556.  
  557. Stranger 2: Ouch
  558.  
  559. Stranger 1: If I ever became an actor that would be my thing
  560.  
  561. Stranger 1: Or one of my things
  562.  
  563. Stranger 2: Haha it's a good one
  564.  
  565. Stranger 2: I could totally see Bruce Willis saying that
  566.  
  567. Stranger 1: I think I would be a good actor except that I can't stop myself from laughing
  568.  
  569. Stranger 2: Yes, I don't know how some people get through scenes! That's why I love watching the bloopers of shows when they all crack up haha
  570.  
  571. Stranger 2: Makes them seem more human
  572.  
  573. Stranger 1: Tell me something interesting about yourself
  574.  
  575. Stranger 2: Hmm wow that's so broad...
  576.  
  577. Stranger 1: Whatever pops into that little head of yours
  578.  
  579. Stranger 2: Well, something interesting about me is that I actually have a pretty big head and it's also very round haha
  580.  
  581. Stranger 1: Lol
  582.  
  583. Stranger 2: And my haircut accentuates that and that's how I like to live my life hahaha
  584.  
  585. Stranger 1: I'm getting tired
  586.  
  587. Stranger 1: What would you do, sleep or stay up anyways?
  588.  
  589. Stranger 2: Hmm well my procrastination bone would be tingling to stay up, but my better judgment brain cell (I have only one) would be saying to go to sleep
  590.  
  591. Stranger 1: Only one haha
  592.  
  593. Stranger 2: Yes, and it's not very powerful haha
  594.  
  595. Stranger 1: Every once in a while that one cell wins against all odds
  596.  
  597. Stranger 2: That is so right...what a hero
  598.  
  599. Stranger 1: I think this is one of those times or maybe I'm just really sleeepy
  600.  
  601. Stranger 2: Good! Listen to that better judgment brain cell. :)
  602.  
  603. Stranger 2: It was nice talking to you!!!
  604.  
  605. Stranger 1: You're not gonna hate me if I don't talk to you ever again?
  606.  
  607. Stranger 2: No, no way. I appreciate the conversation we had, and I wish you the best!
  608.  
  609. Stranger 1: We really are clonesies
  610.  
  611. Stranger 2: Yay clonesies for life haha
  612.  
  613. Stranger 1: Cya later alligator 🤙🐊
  614.  
  615. Stranger 1: I hope the bedbugs eat ur ass alive
  616.  
  617. Stranger 1: 😜
  618.  
  619. Stranger 1 has disconnected
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