KURWOSKRYPT

javascript:{/** * Made by kurwa Kerai * chcesz rozpowszechniac? podawaj źródło * chcesz cos zmieniac? wszystkie komentarze pisz * w komentarzach wieloliniowych, bo sie moze popsuc pod chrome i opera... */var whitespace = "-\/|.,!:;'\" \t\n\r{}[]()";var stack = [];var curNIndex = 0;var curNode = null;var curIndex = -1;var state = 1;var lastword = '';String.prototype.startsWith = function(prefix) {return this.indexOf(prefix) === 0;};String.prototype.endsWith = function(suffix) {return this.match(suffix+"$") == suffix;};/* Nie moge tak robić niestety */function kurwizeLink(url){if(url.startsWith('javascript:'))return url; /* chyba niewiele moge zrobic kurwa */if(url.startsWith('#'))return url;if(url.startsWith('http://kurwa.keraj.net/?url='))return url; /* no, bo kurwa, bez jaj ;p */var base = '';if(!url.startsWith('http')){base = location.protocol + "://" + location.host;if(!url.startsWith('/')){var pathname = location.pathname;base += pathname.substring(0, pathname.lastIndexOf('/'));}}return 'http://kurwa.keraj.net/?url='+base+url;};function nextLetter(){if(curNode==null)return null;if(curIndex >= curNode.data.length){curNode = stack[++curNIndex];curIndex = -1;if(curNode==null)return null;}curIndex++;if(curIndex >= curNode.data.length){return ' ';}return curNode.data[curIndex];};function nextAfterWord(){/* lastword = ''; *//* szukamy poczatku kurwa wyrazu */dupa:while(true){do {var let = nextLetter();if(let==null)return false;} while(whitespace.indexOf(let)!=-1);if(state==1){/* byliszmy na poczatku, teraz kurwa bedziemy szukac konca wyrazu */state = 2;return true;};state = 3;var starting = curIndex;do {var let = nextLetter();if(let==null)return false;if(state==1)continue dupa;} while(whitespace.indexOf(let)==-1);/* ostatni wyraz, moze sie kurwa przydac pozniej zeby nasz algorytm byl bardziej inteligentny *//* trza to jeszcze kurwa usprawnic */lastword = curNode.data.substr(starting,curIndex-starting).toLowerCase();return true;}};function putHere(text){if(curNode==null)return;/** oj, trzeba to kurwa fixn%C4%85%C4%87 kiedy%C5%9B */curNode.data = curNode.data.substr(0,curIndex) + (state!=2?' ':'') +text+ (state==2?' ':'') + curNode.data.substr(curIndex);curIndex += text.length + 2;};function replaceLast(text) {var s2 = curNode.data.substr(curIndex);curIndex -= lastword.length;var s1 = curNode.data.substr(0,curIndex);curIndex+= text.length;curNode.data = s1 + text + s2;}/** rekurencyjnie szukamy tylko tekstu kurwa */function przelec(node){if(typeof node != "object" || typeof node.childNodes != "object")return;var children = node.childNodes;for (var i = 0; i < children.length; i++){var child = children[i];/* nie IFRAME, bo sie moze kurwa crashn%C4%85%C4%87, nie SCRIPT... wiadomo, nie PRE - bo to moze byc kurwa kod %C5%BAr%C3%B3d%C5%82owy... chocia%C5%BC mo%C5%BCe fajnie by by%C5%82o widzie%C4%87 co%C5%9B w stylu std:kurwa:cout */if(child.nodeType==1 && child.tagName!="SCRIPT" && child.tagName!="IFRAME" /*&& child.tagName!="PRE"*/){przelec(child);};if(child.nodeType==3){stack.push(child);};if(child.tagName=="A"){ /* child.href=kurwizeLink(child.href+''); */};};};if((typeof DONT_KURWA) === "undefined" || !DONT_KURWA) {przelec(document.body);curNode = stack[0];var i = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);var forpe = window.location.href.indexOf("4programmers") > -1;/* a tak se sprawdzimy :D if(forpe){while(nextAfterWord()) {var word = 'Adam Boduch';var rnd = Math.random() * 5;if(rnd<1)word = "Adam";else if(rnd<2) word = "Boduch";else if(rnd<3)word = "klacze";replaceLast(word);}return;} */while(nextAfterWord()){if(i--<=0){if(lastword=='na')continue;if(lastword=='do')continue;if(lastword=='jak')continue;if(forpe) {if(lastword=='i')continue;if(lastword=='o')continue;if(lastword=='w')continue;if(lastword=='z')continue;if(lastword=='a')continue;if(lastword=='u')continue;if(lastword=='si%C4%99')continue;if(lastword.startsWith('niekt'))continue;if(lastword.startsWith('r%C3%B3%C5%BCn'))continue;if(lastword == 'boduch') {replaceLast('( %CD%A1%C2%B0 %CD%9C%CA%96 %CD%A1%C2%B0)');} else {replaceLast('Adam Boduch');}} else {if(lastword=='nie')continue;if(lastword=='kurwa')continue;putHere('kurwa');}var i = 2 + Math.floor(Math.random()*8);};};} else {alert("Ta strona nie lubi by%C4%87 wulgaryzowana :(");}/** * Finalnie zamiast pobierac skrypt ze strony, sprawdzamy jedynie wersje */function reqListener() {var ver = this.responseText;if(ver > 2.7){var cnf = confirm("Nowa wersja skryptu KURWA jest dost%C4%99pna!\nUsu%C5%84 star%C4%85 i ustaw now%C4%85\n\n");if(cnf)window.location = 'http://kurwa.keraj.net/?new';}}; var oReq = new XMLHttpRequest();oReq.onload = reqListener;try {oReq.open("get", "http://kurwa.keraj.net/kurwa.ver", true);oReq.send();} catch (e) {}} void 0;